All language subtitles for The “XXL” Wife Awakened as a Queen

Almost there, ma'am. One last pull.

[screaming]

>> Am I going to the banquet like this? You

are absolutely perfect. Mr. Gray can't

wait to see you for sure.

>> Mr. Gray is filthy rich. Totally head

over heels for his wife. And they've had

three kids in four years, and they're

all just the cutest.

>> God, I'm dying to see what Mrs. gray

actually looks like.

[laughter]

So, she's Mrs. Gray. What a perfect

match for Mr. Gray.

Who left this circus clown in here?

She's blocking Mrs. Gay's way.

>> Mrs. Gray, you're even more stunning

than in the magazines.

>> Mary.

>> Mary, you're finally here. The kids have

missed you so much.

>> Mr. and Mrs. Gray, the banquet is about

to begin.

>> Henry Gray, get your eyes checked. I'M

YOUR REAL WIFE.

>> WHO IS SHE? GOD, her fat's bursting out

of her dress. I'm actually going to be s

>> Waiter. Get this crazy woman out of

here. She's ruining the entire banquet.

>> I'm not some crazy woman. I'm Henry's

wife.

>> Stop yelling. Haven't you embarrassed me

enough?

>> They all think she's your wife. Why

aren't you saying anything?

>> Everyone, please. Mr. Gray and I are

just friends. But Victoria, you come

dressed like this on such a big night.

How rude.

>> What? This ridiculous fat cow is

actually Mrs. Gray.

>> God, look at her. Those rolls are

disgusting.

>> You What the hell are you wearing? Get

out of here now.

>> I just thought the kids would like it.

>> Ugly, stupid fat cow. Why can't Aunt

Mary be my mom? I hate you.

>> Here, let mommy help you.

>> You ruined the new outfit Aunt May gave

me. Go away. I hate you. [screaming]

>> I wish you weren't my mom. Oh my god.

I'm going to be the laughingtock of the

whole school tomorrow.

>> Body changed because I had you two. It

was all so you could come into this

world.

>> From now on, you stay home with the

kids. Don't attend these events anymore.

Mary will go in your place.

[laughter]

>> Henry, look. [crying] The baby's crying.

>> Take the baby home. This isn't the place

for Victoria. She's better off at home

feeding the kids.

>> Ma'am, don't be upset. Three babies in 4

years. Any woman's body would change.

And honestly, you used to be more

gorgeous than any movie star.

Ma'am, Miss Spencer says she lost

something important by the pool. She

wants you to help find it.

I'll be right there.

[gasps]

Look, Mary, I found it for you. This

must be important to you. But what is it

exactly?

>> Of course it is. Henry gave it to me 3

days ago. He put it on me himself and

kissed it right here

and right behind you on the lounge

chair.

>> Mary, what what are you talking about?

I've always treated you like a sister.

How could you?

>> Sister, don't make me sick. I held my

nose and got close to you only to

replace you. You're nothing but a

breeder to Henry. The one he's always

loved is me.

>> No. No, that's not true. Henry, he loves

me. I know he does.

>> You stupid fat cow. Everything you have,

it's about to be mine. All that weight

you put on, that ridiculous costume YOU

WORE TONIGHT. I did that. And now

everyone thinks you're a pathetic fool

who doesn't deserve Henry.

Queen Victoria.

>> A mere woman, YET YOU DARE TO DREAM OF

EMPIRE.

>> MA'AM, you're finally awake.

Don't think fainting gets you off the

hook. You nearly killed Mrs. Spencer. Do

you even realize that?

>> Silence. Get out. All of you.

Attend me. Prepare my attire at once.

What? What did she say?

[panting and gasps]

What is it about her eyes that makes me

want to drop to my knees?

Victoria, don't think playing crazy will

save you. Henry will be back any minute.

He will make you pay. You fat pig. Still

couldn't finish you off.

My head.

[snorts]

>> You stupid fat cow. Everything you have,

it's about to be mine.

>> Is it absolutely being ridiculous?

>> Is it fat cow? I was the queen of Great

Britain and Ireland, and now I've been

reborn into the body of some pathetic

housewife. Fine,

>> since I'm in your body now, I'll avenge

you.

>> Drop the crazy act, Victoria. Henry's

almost here, he'll make you pay for what

you did. [screaming]

>> You hit me. How dare you?

>> Incense. Who gave you permission to

address me by name? Whose illbred maid

are you daring to cause a scene in my

chambers? Victoria, are you insane? Did

the water drown what's left of your

brain? Bold.

>> Address me as your majesty. Guards,

throw her out. She is confined until she

learns proper etiquette.

>> Lunatic, you're the one who should be

thrown out. [screaming]

>> Well, must I do everything myself?

No manners at all. Well done.

>> First you ruined everything at the

banquet and now you want to hurt Aunt

Mary. You horrible woman.

>> H more little rats in the room. I see.

>> Ma'am, how can you call your own

children that? No wonder they prefer

Mrs. Spencer.

>> Come on, Charlotte. Let's get this evil

woman. Grant me.

>> Victoria, they are your own children.

Henry already wants to divorce you. Once

he sees this, you're done for.

>> Looks like you haven't learned your

lesson. You still dare to open your

mouth?

Victoria has lost her mind.

>> Daddy.

>> So, you're my consent in this era?

Mediocre looks, zero breeding, and you

dare flaunt your mistress in my face?

Take her and get out of my sight or I

shall have you executed.

>> Victoria, you pushed Mary into the pool.

NOW, THIS MADNESS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH

YOU?

>> Even if I did push her into the pool,

she should consider it an honor.

Besides, she doesn't deserve to drown in

MY POOL.

>> ENOUGH. APOLOGIZE TO MARY NOW.

>> Before me, you do not remove your hat.

You do not bow. You offer not even the

most basic courtesy. Watch your tongue

or I'll have it removed.

>> Henry, look at her. After what she's

done to me, now she doesn't even respect

you.

>> An unmarried woman in a married man's

bedroom at this hour. By law, you should

have your head shaved and be locked in a

reformatory, not standing here putting

on this pathetic show.

>> Victoria, that's enough. For the hundth

time, Mary is just a sister to me.

>> Henry, she knew about my heart condition

and still pushed me into the water. Now

she humiliates me like this. She She

wants me dead.

>> Not in my chambers. A bed chamber death

brings bad omens to the royal household.

Victoria, when did you become so

heartless? I'm giving you one last

chance. Explain yourself.

[gasps]

>> You're so devoted to this sorted little

affair. Then go play house with your

sister. I want no part in this farce of

yours.

>> Get the car ready to the hospital. From

now on, she stays at the country estate.

She can come back when she learns to say

she was wrong.

Yes, sir. After you, your majesty.

Ma'am, this place looks cursed. It's

like a medieval dungeon. Perhaps perhaps

you should go back and apologize to Mr.

Gray.

>> Ma'am, Mr. Gray has ordered that you are

not to leave until you have reflected on

your actions. He also told us to take

very good care of you.

>> Just a man so fullful of himself. I'll

be here when he comes crawling back to

beg.

Who is this? This This is me. The

original owner of this body really let

herself go. Well, guess it's on me to

fix it now.

Internet blockchain. People forgot their

manners, but they got good at making

money.

The earrings I tossed to my maid back

then could now buy half the city.

Here,

ma'am. Your lunch.

What are you looking at? You've been

dumped out here. You still think you're

the lady of the manor?

What? Am I wrong? Everyone knows Mr.

Gray only has eyes for Miss Spencer. You

should have been kicked out long ago.

>> How dare you hit me? Had I brought my

guards, a slap would have been the least

of it.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'VE SERVED THE GRAY

family for over 30 years. Even Mr. Gray

treats me with respect.

>> Go ahead and report me, then. Let's see

who he believes. His wife or a scheming

servant who's been robbing him blind.

Back in my day, everything I ate had to

be tasted first. Since you're so eager,

congratulations. The job's yours.

An

bring out the gifts I had prepared for

them.

What's in there? Don't tell me it's

guns.

>> MADAM, I WAS WRONG. THE BUTLER FORCED

US. WE'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

>> SPARE ME, MA'AM. I was out of my mind.

From now on, you are my one and only

mistress.

I always settle my scores fairly.

Disrespect me and you'll pay. But if

you're loyal to me, I'll make it worth

your while.

[sighs]

>> Ma'am, you are our one and only

mistress.

Ma'am, I picked the roses myself and

made these essential oil gloves. Wear

them and you'll smell like a blooming

garden, and your hands will be softer

and fairer. A woman should smell like a

garden, not a factory.

Not bad.

H. Barely up to Osble House standards.

>> Oh god, you still haven't gotten rid of

that fat pig. Two months till Henry's

grandpa's homecoming gala and the only

one walking in as Mrs. Gray is going to

be Mary.

Henry sent you here to reflect, not for

a holiday. And this china is an antique.

We only bring it out for VIPs. Who told

you you could use it?

>> If I recall correctly, this was a

wedding gift for my mother.

>> So what? It's ours now. They said you

hit your head and got even rudder. Guess

they were right.

>> They ma'am, we are completely loyal to

you. It wasn't us. What's wrong with you

all? She's nothing but a pig my son

keeps. Mary already told me everything.

Like I said, if you had any selfrespect,

you'd be gone from this family already.

But here you are, and you actually dared

to lay a hand on Mary. We're a respected

family. How on earth did we end up with

a daughter-in-law like you? You send

another woman to seduce your own son.

That's your idea of noble manners. You,

Jan, throw this wreck out.

ARE YOU DEAF? DO IT NOW. HAVE YOU LOST

YOUR MIND? I AM HENRY'S MOTHER.

>> SORRY, MA'AM. [music] From now on, we

only take orders from young Mrs. Gray.

She mentioned grandpa is coming back.

And something about a gala.

>> That's Mr. Gay's grandfather, the head

of Gray Group. He's been abroad and is

coming back to host a charity gala. The

theme is Victorian era antiques.

Ma'am, are you going? You've pissed off

Mr. Gray and just now you crossed his

mom.

She's dead set on kicking you out of

this family.

>> Do you know how many people have tried

to get rid of me? Cabinet ministers,

church bishops, distant relatives.

even my own mother. But in the end, they

all ended up in their graves, and I took

everything.

>> Time is running short. I have to change

now.

[music]

[music]

Have the weavers lost their sight? There

is no artistry here. Throw these rags

away. Find me a proper gown.

>> Fantastic.

>> Thank you all for coming. Every piece in

front of you is a witness to history and

the pride of my life.

>> Auntie, if I wins over Grandpa, will

Henry really get rid of that fat cow and

marry me?

>> Of course. The only reason Henry married

her was because his grandpa forced him

to. But now that she's fat and crazy,

you must grab this chance and get the

old man to change his mind.

>> Good. I've been preparing for 3 months.

Tonight, I'm getting Grandpa to like me.

Grandpa, I know you've always adored

Queen Victoria. I spent an entire year

tracking down this music box from an

antique dealer in London. They say it

was a birthday gift from the Duchess of

Kent to the Queen on her 10th birthday

in 1840. That must have cost a fortune.

You're so thoughtful. Father lives for

anything related to Queen Victoria. As

long as Grandpa likes it, [music] it was

all worth it.

>> Thank you. But I never take gifts from

strangers.

>> Grandpa, don't you remember me? I'm

Mary. You used to say I was pretty when

I was little.

>> Impossible. The only one I've ever

called pretty is Victoria. You not even

close. Where is Victoria? Why isn't she

here?

>> [snorts]

>> I'll hold on to this for Grandpa. He'll

come around. Grandpa, Victoria's been

unstable lately. She pushed Mary into

the pool and even spanked the kids. I

kept her home. Didn't want her

embarrassing our family again.

>> Exactly, father. She is not fit to be

Mrs. Gray. Not at all. Do you know what

she wore to the company banquet? A

ridiculous outfit just to embarrass

Henry. She turned us all into a joke.

>> Thank God Mary was kind enough to cover

for her, but she gave Mary a heart

attack. She almost died. I'd do anything

just to make her stop hating me. I only

wish she wouldn't take her anger out on

the children.

>> Great grandad, that ugly fat woman isn't

my mom. She even tried to lock us up.

>> Yeah, great grandad. I want Aunt Mary to

be my mommy. She's gentle, she's pretty,

and she never spanks me.

>> Is all this really true?

>> Once Grandpa turns on you, the title of

Mrs. Gray will be mine.

>> Grandpa, what are you doing? I've known

Victoria since she was a child. She's

gentle, loving, and wonderful with her

children. And now you expect me to

believe she's SOME KIND OF LUNATIC.

>> GRANDPA, everything I said is true. So

what if she did those things? You must

have wronged her first. She was just

fighting back. Now bring Victoria here

and apologize to her in front of

everyone.

>> And one more thing, I am not scenile. No

one slanders the lady of this family.

Not under my roof. Fine, I'll call her

right now. Once you see her, you'll know

exactly what I mean.

Tell Victoria to come to the gala.

Let's move out. to my battlefield.

>> What? She's not at home. I told you to

keep her inside.

>> You brat. You must have driven her away.

>> Don't be upset, father. Victoria's been

acting crazy ever since she made a fool

of herself.

>> Yes, Grandpa. Today is a big day. Don't

let her ruin it. I've prepared a sword

dance to welcome you home.

Look, Father, Mary's really gotten into

all this history stuff, just like you.

She's been practicing this sword dance

for three whole months. She even hired

an instructor. All of this just to

surprise you.

>> Miss Spencer dances with a regal air. So

elegant yet so powerful.

>> What a beautiful performance. Now that

is true nobility.

Look at Miss. She looks exactly like

Queen Victoria in that portrait.

How could I compare to the queen? I

still have so much to learn.

>> Mary is so graceful and noble. Father,

just look at them. What a perfect match.

>> That is not a sword dance. A real sword

dance is danced by warriors before they

ride into battle. Not some soft little

show to win my favor.

Grandpa is right. I still have much to

learn. After all, not from a noble

family like Victoria.

>> Victoria? She's lazy and useless. No way

she knows how to sword dance.

>> Well, at least she's self-aware enough

to stay home. What talent could she even

have? Henry, just get the opening dance

started. The opening dance is always

danced by Henry and his wife.

But now Victoria isn't here.

>> She's fat and dumb. Too ashamed to show

her face. Forget her. Mary, you and

Henry are doing the opening dance.

>> Oh, so Mrs. Henry isn't coming. Could

the rumors be true?

>> Their marriage is dead, and Mr. Gray is

about to marry Mrs. Spencer. Didn't you

see her at the last banquet? That woman

weighs at least 300 lb, dressed like a

circus clown. She humiliated the entire

Gray family. Miss Spencer here is noble

and beautiful. She's far more suited to

be Mrs. Gray.

>> Father, you can't sacrifice our family's

reputation over some promise to an old

friend.

>> She didn't even show up to your

invitation. This rude, crazy woman

doesn't deserve to be Mrs. Gray. Just

make them divorce already.

Who says I wouldn't dare show up?

>> Who is that lady? She's got amazing po.

>> I know, right? That's some blue blood

stuff. You can just tell.

>> Wow. An angel.

What a cheap imitation. And you

seriously call that the queen's sword

dance? Who the hell are you? I trained

for 3 months. Even the swordmaster said

my performance was perfect. What

qualifies you to say anything?

>> All you're doing up there is batting

your eyes and playing cute. That's not

sword dance. True sword dance is about

showing the steel in your soul.

>> Well said, young lady. Who's your

family? I'm certain we haven't met.

Grandpa, it's been 5 years since you

went to Europe for treatment.

>> You're Victoria.

>> Impossible.

How could you be that fat pig? She

weighs 300 lb.

>> Victoria, no. You're lying. She sent

you, didn't she, to pose her and fix her

image?

>> So, I'm an imposttor now. Wow, you

really are blind. Couldn't read people

then. Can't even recognize your own wife

now. We've all seen. She looks nothing

like you.

>> This is a family matter. Who the hell

asked you? I just I didn't want Henry to

get fooled. Okay,

>> cut the act. Who the hell are you?

>> She She is Queen Victoria.

>> She's so beautiful. Are you a princess

from a fairy tale? No, you idiot. She's

not some princess waiting

She's so beautiful. Are you a princess

from a fairy tale? No, you idiot. She's

not some princess waiting for a prince.

She's a queen who slays dragons. So

cool.

>> Oh, I'm such an old fool. She just looks

so much like the queen. Especially that

aura.

>> Father, don't fall for it. She's just an

actress she hired, and it just proves

how vain she is.

>> Victoria hired some actress to play her.

even copying Queen at Victoria. All just

to hold on to Henry and suck up to

Grandpa. But she can hide all she wants.

Everyone still knows the real her. I'm

not the other woman destroying someone's

marriage. Why would I hide you?

>> Are you really my mom? But how? Mom was

so big and you're so thin and beautiful.

>> I saw Mrs. Gray at the last banquet. She

was fat and ugly. This beautiful woman

is definitely not her.

>> Exactly. I used to think Mrs. Gray just

wasn't pretty enough for him. But now

she's completely delusional. Who's going

to believe a 300lb woman turned into

this classy lady in 3 months? He should

have divorced her ages ago.

>> Henry, don't you recognize your own

wife? Throw this fraud out.

>> Is that so? Henry, take a good look.

Tell me, who am I?

>> You

I remember has a red mold on her chest.

Just check and we'll know if she's the

real one or not.

[music]

What just happened? How did I drop the

sword?

>> You're barely a beginner and you thought

you could hurt me.

>> What are you doing,

>> Grandpa? I This woman claims to be

Victoria. I was just trying to see if

she's telling the truth.

>> Why go through all that trouble?

You've got a birth mark on your left

hip. And you love it when I wear that

silk night gown in the bathroom.

>> Enough.

>> Why don't you drop your pants and show

everyone?

That's nonsense, Grandpa. She She is

Victoria.

>> Mommy, it's really you. Am I dreaming?

How'd you get so pretty?

>> Victoria, it really is you. My god, look

at you. You've changed so much. It must

have been so hard.

>> It's nothing. Everyone who owes me. I'll

settle the score myself.

>> No way. It's really her. That has

changed so much. I can't let Henry fall

for her again.

>> Victoria, I can't believe it's really

you. Sorry, I almost got you there. It's

just when you started commenting on my

sword dancing, I totally thought you

knew how to fight, too. You don't even

know why your sword dropped. So,

obviously, you've got no clue what I can

do. You perfect timing. I got you a

gift, too, Grandpa. And she'll make a

lovely contrast.

>> A gift? That's sweet. Victoria, you're

always so thoughtful. What is it?

>> The same thing. A sword dance. Since

Victoria's performing a sword dance,

too, why don't we do it together? It'll

be way more fun. I was hoping you'd say

that.

>> [music]

you go up there today, I swear

I'll ruin your face.

>> Don't be stupid. Mary's been at

Swordplay since she was little. You

don't need to fight her.

>> I honestly don't know what I ever saw in

you. A pretty face and that's it. No

trust, not even the basics.

>> I was trying to help you. If that's how

you feel, go ahead. Make a fool of

yourself.

[music]

Victoria, this isn't some casual

performance. You don't know how to sword

dance. That's dangerous. I really

thought she knew her stuff. Turns out it

was all an act.

>> Women in their jealousy, they'll say

anything to one up each other.

>> [music]

>> Even after 200 years, the sword is still

so light. Victoria, I'm done being nice.

Just get off the stage or you're going

to embarrass yourself again.

What is she doing? How dare she touch

Queen Victoria's sword?

>> Stop, Victoria. We know you want to

prove yourself, but this sword isn't a

toy.

[music]

[music]

Now that was a true Scottish sword

dance. I could see armies marching.

>> So this is a real sword dance compared

to this. Mrs. Spencer's was just child's

play. She doesn't even come close to

this lady's presence. Now I finally know

what true royal grace really is.

>> Oh my god. That was Queen Victoria's

sword. They say it was forged with a

special technique. No one but the queen

herself could ever wield it.

>> Wow. I can't believe I get to see a

sword dance like this. What an honor.

This is impossible.

This can't be. Victoria, TELL ME THE

TRUTH. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

>> How dare you? I was trying to let you

keep your dignity, but you've got no

manners at all.

>> Mary. Margaret, this rude, crazy woman

is your guest. She's banned from my

events for good.

>> Father, this is a misunderstanding.

Grandpa, I just saw Victoria almost hit

the gift I got for you. So, I rushed

over to stop it. But Victoria, go ahead

and insult me if you want, but pushing

me and breaking Grandpa's music box,

that's too far. This was Queen

Victoria's favorite gift. It was a

birthday gift from the Duchess of Kent

on her 10th birthday. It's worth a

fortune.

Victoria, I know you're jealous of, but

you can't just break something like

this. Toriia, you might have lost the

weight, but you're still as petty as

ever. Mary, I'll cover it.

>> Henry, I know she's your wife, and you

want to protect her. But this gift was

for Grandpa. It's not about the money.

It was from the heart. Exactly. Henry,

you can't keep covering for her. She

broke it. She should be the one paying.

[music] All right. So, how much are we

talking here? You heard her. $1 million.

>> Miss Spencer, if you're this desperate

for money, you'd be better off robbing a

bank.

Victoria, I know you don't like to read,

and you don't understand these old

things, but this was passed down from

Queen Victoria. You can't put a price on

it. Huh?

>> She married into our family. Henry's

been bankratting her whole life. What

money does she have? She might as well

just get on her knees and say sorry to

Mary and father. In this world, people

kneel to me. No one gets me on my knees.

And definitely not over some piece of

trash like that.

>> Father respects Queen Victoria more than

anyone. How dare you call his treasure

trash?

>> Victoria, you owe Mary an apology. You

pushed her into the pool and now you

broke her gift. Just say sorry. I'll

cover the cost.

>> Oh, really? Then go ahead. Pull out $1

and show me.

>> YOU IDIOT. IS MONEY ALL YOU EVER THINK

ABOUT?

You're dead.

>> You fools. THAT'S MY

GRANDDAUGHTER-IN-LAW. SHE'S THE HEART OF

THIS FAMILY. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> You'd make her kneel for $1 million. AND

YOU? SHAME ON YOU. CHOOSING AN outsider

over your own wife.

>> Grandpa, I

someone

go write a check for $2 million. $1

million for her antique.

The other million is to get her out of

our sight forever.

>> Grandpa, how could you do this to me?

Our families have been close for ages.

>> Don't call me grandpa. That's for

Victoria. [music] I've put up with you

long enough. If it weren't for your

father and grandfather, I'd have thrown

you out ages ago.

>> Sweetheart, don't let them get to you.

Grandpa's got tons of money. If you have

a problem, just throw cash at it.

>> Grandpa, she spent a fortune lately. She

even gave away the ring you gave her to

a servant.

>> Everything this family has is mine. That

ring was a gift to Victoria. She can do

whatever she wants with it. What? You

got a problem with that?

>> Grandpa, come on. That's still our

family assets.

>> Oh, not happy about it? Fine.

transfer all 18 companies that were

founded in Europe this year to Victoria.

Yeah. And 45% of the shares in my group,

too.

>> Father, what are you doing? Henry's been

working for nearly 10 years, and you

never gave him that many shares.

>> And one more thing, no matter who she

ends up with, no matter if she divorces

or not, those are hers forever. No one

can take them away. Don't worry. This

idiot doesn't treat you right. Grandpa

will. From today on, you are my own

granddaughter. Grandpa, at least I've

got you. You make the grays not so bad.

But we're rich, not stupid. That box is

fake. Not worth 2 millions. Not even

$200.

That's nonsense.

>> Grandpa, Mr. Gray, I spent $1 million on

this at Sures in London. Top experts

from around the world have verified it.

It is not fake.

>> You were just some psycho stuffing your

face with chocolate cake 3 months ago.

What do you know about antiques or Queen

Victoria? You're just trying to smear

Mary.

>> Grandpa, you see, no matter how much you

spoil her, she only cares about petty

drama. Breaking the box wasn't enough.

And now she's lying about Mary. Keep

this up and she'll only get bolder.

>> Swiss handmade music box, 1840. Victoria

era antique. You see it yourself. This

is the official report, so stop making

excuses. Just say sorry. Yes, it's a

Victorian era antique, but

it didn't belong to Queen Victoria. And

it is certainly not the 10th birthday

gift from the Duchess of Ken that you

claim it is.

>> Stop lying. The report is right here and

you still deny it? Oh, what? Like you

were there.

I was there. [screaming]

>> Father, you hear that? She's lost it.

You're really going to let her keep

going? You don't care about the gray

name anymore?

>> Victoria, haven't seen you in months.

New face and now you're a storyteller,

too.

>> It's really here. This is the Duchess of

Kane's birthday gift to the Queen. A

riding cup.

>> Victoria, your acting is getting better.

You actually think anyone's going to buy

that? The Queen Mother giving her only

daughter A RIDING CHOP. WHAT A JOKE.

YOU'VE MADE THE GRE A LAUGHINGSTOCK.

HENRY, SHE'S INSANE. PUT HER AWAY.

>> VICTORIA, you've already made your point

tonight. Don't make things worse.

>> That day, she tossed this riding chop at

her daughter and said only one thing.

Learn to ride or die.

The next day, they cut off her head. The

palace fell. Just a 10-year-old child

held tight to this riding cop as she ran

for her life. When someone shot at the

queen's horse during a parade, this

saved her through countless cues.

Whenever the queen was afraid, she held

on to this. Queen Victoria's true legacy

isn't some fancy old stuff. It's

everything she left for the country.

Since God has placed me in this

position, I shall dedicate all my

strength to fulfilling my duty to this

nation. I am young and perhaps

inexperienced in many things, but I am

certain that few could possess more

sincere goodwill and desire than I to do

what is proper and what is right.

>> Who Who are you really?

>> Victoria, you're even more pathetic now

than when you dressed up as some fat cat

and showed off all your roles.

>> Mommy, why are you inside the TV? Mommy,

you're so beautiful. Are you really

Queen Victoria?

>> How can this be? Her words are so

powerful. I actually trust what I'm

seeing more than some appraisal report.

>> Mrs. Gray truly comes from noble blood.

That grace isn't something everyone has.

>> You think you can fool everyone with

some madeup story?

>> IT'S NOT A STORY, YOUNG LADY. HOW DO YOU

KNOW THAT?

>> Isn't that the president of the Antique

Arts Association?

>> That look on his face. Could everything

she said actually be true?

>> I've studied Queen Victoria my whole

life, and I've only put together bits

and pieces. Young lady, how do you know

so much? I just read a lot of books.

>> William, you have such an incredible

granddaughter-in-law, and you never

introduced me. Mrs. Gray, I'd like to

invite you to my collection room

tomorrow. No, right now. To tell me more

about Queen Victoria, would you? You

never let me set foot in your precious

collection room, and now you're begging

my granddaughter-in-law to visit.

>> If grandpa likes the idea, then let's go

together.

Um, can you tell us more stories about

the queen? Mom?

>> Mommy, please. We really, really like

them.

>> Victoria, you got nothing to say to me?

>> Thanks for reminding me,

>> sir. Madam, here's today's builds.

>> What did you buy? This is insane.

>> Nothing much. I just saw some familiar

pieces in the collection room and picked

them up. Don't forget to cover it.

>> Mom. Mom. Mom.

>> VICTORIA, THEY'RE CALLING YOU. WHAT KIND

OF MOTHER ARE YOU?

>> THEY didn't want me as their mom,

remember?

Go run to the mommy they want. Not my

problem.

>> She seems completely different.

Joan,

>> your Majesty.

>> She's really trained you well, hasn't

she? You've been sick of her for ages,

right? Just do what I tell you, and I

swear she'll be gone from the graves.

[sighs]

[clears throat]

>> What are you doing?

>> Get out of my chambers.

We're husband and wife, remember?

>> I [snorts] thought you preferred

sleeping with your sister.

>> You're not going to let this go, are

you,

>> sir? Ma'am, the kids are throwing up.

Please come quickly.

>> Henry, Philip won't fall asleep unless

someone's with him. So, I was going to

stay till he was out, but then they just

started throwing up and passed out.

Joan, what did they eat?

>> [laughter]

>> They They only had the cake madam made

tonight.

>> What a shame. You just wasted the last

chance I gave you. Victoria, are you

threatening the butler? Deserve to be a

mother.

You don't get to lecture me.

Someone throw her out.

>> Let me see who dares. Don't forget, I'm

the one in charge here.

How long till the doctor gets here? 20

minutes. That's too long. Something

could happen.

Ann, go to the kitchen and get what I

asked for.

>> They are already poisoned. What now? You

want to kill them or something?

>> What the hell are you doing? You're

threatening me with our children?

>> Someone once tried to poison Queen

Victoria with arsenic. This was the

royal physician's remedy, and it saved

the queen's life. You call this a

threat?

>> It hurts so much. I'm going to die.

Mommy, my tummy hurts so bad.

>> Let go now or they're going to die.

>> Henry, don't drop her. SHE'S GOING TO

KILL THEM.

[snorts]

>> Drink it if you don't want to keep

hurting.

>> [snorts]

[screaming]

>> It hurts.

>> Help.

>> Charlotte, are you okay?

[gasps]

[screaming]

>> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THEM?

>> What kind of monster hurts her own kids

out of jealousy? Look at them. How can

you just stand there so cold? They're

your own flesh and blood.

>> Tell me what you fed them. If anything

happens to them, you're dead.

>> Charlotte, Phillip,

what is going on? Some mother you are.

How did this happen? I was looking after

them 24/7 and nobody cared. But the

minute something goes wrong, it's all on

me. Taking care of the kids is your job.

They're so little. This is all your

fault.

>> Enough. Can someone just tell me what

happened?

>> It was Victoria. She poisoned them out

of jealousy and made them drink

something right in front of us. Now

they're throwing up like this.

>> Stop playing dumb. SPIT IT OUT. WHAT DID

YOU GIVE THEM?

>> DOCTOR, QUICK, check the kids.

Doctor, how are they? From what I can

tell, the kids got into something that's

irritating their stomachs, and they took

a lot of it. An adult would probably

just be throwing up and having diarrhea,

but for kids this young, this is

dangerous.

>> You monster. How could you do this to

your own children? God, if they end up

with any lasting damage from this,

Victoria, that's all on you.

>> Tell me why you did this or I'll

>> You'll What?

>> Don't push me. Everyone, calm down.

Thank god someone got them to drink

mustard water. It made them throw up the

poison just in time. What [music]

was that you're doing, ma'am? Thank god

you acted so fast. 5 minutes later and

they'd be in real trouble. All right,

I'll go write him up something for the

pain.

>> Victoria, I was just so worried. I

>> Sir, we found this in Madam's dressing

table drawer. It matches what we

detected in the cake sheet.

>> So, this was your plan, Victoria. Poison

the kids first, then play hero just so

Henry and the kids would trust you.

>> You've got quite the imagination.

>> What is this? Is what she said true?

>> Are you actually the CEO of Greygroup?

You just buy whatever she tells you, you

idiot.

>> The evidence is right here. What else is

there to say? Henry, DIVORCE HER RIGHT

NOW AND THROW her out.

>> Shut up,

>> father. This is about the kids. If she

stays, God knows what she's going to do.

SHE'S CRAZY.

>> EVERYBODY SHUT IT. LET HER TALK.

SO, what's in this powder is the same

thing that was in my cake?

>> Yes. And they fell ill right after

eating your cake. Oh, but the cake they

ate was made by the chef.

>> What? That's impossible. The kitchen

staff saw you make the cake. You can't

deny it.

>> Yeah, I did try making a cake, but that

one, he ate it. The kid's cake was made

by the chef. So, tell me, how did they

get sick from the chef's cake?

>> LOOK INTO IT. FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE THE

POISON WAS PUT.

>> SIR, I I was wrong. It was all It was

me. I was blinded by hate. I I wanted to

get back at Madam, so I put the poison

in their water cups.

>> YOU WRET. SOMEONE DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE.

>> That cake I ate tonight. You made it

yourself.

>> Yeah, it got burnt. I didn't want to

waste food, so I had them send it to

you. [snorts]

>> Go get yourself checked, too. Let's find

out if your dear butler slipped

something into that cake after all.

Victoria.

>> Daddy, you were wrong about mommy.

>> Charlotte, what did you say?

>> Mommy wasn't mean to us. She's always

looked after us.

>> Mom, I'm scared. I can't sleep.

Care of us all night. She didn't sleep

at all.

>> A GRANDSON LIKE YOU. YOU'RE A DISGRACE

TO THIS FAMILY.

Have I been wrong about her this whole

time?

[sighs and snorts]

[crying]

>> Where is everyone?

>> Sir, ma'am has dismissed all the

servants. She said since you all think

she can't look after the children,

they're your responsibility now and make

sure they don't get hurt.

>> [crying]

[sighs]

>> So, this is what her life has been like.

>> Henry,

can you help me?

>> What's all this noise? Victoria, you're

home all day. How hard is it to look

after a few children?

>> So, that's how hard it was for her all

along.

Now you know how hard Victoria had it. I

was wrong. Then go to the old estate and

bring Victoria home now. And you two

little Brits, look what you've done to

your mother. You're going too. Bring her

back or stay out.

[gasps]

What kind of place is this? Can't even

drive a car in.

This looks just like a graveyard. Daddy,

how could you let mommy live here?

What's mommy going to eat here? Are

there hamburgers?

I had no idea the country estate was

this bad. Victoria must have been

through a lot.

Henry, I was wrong. I'll never leave you

again. Please take me back. If

>> she just says she's sorry, I'll take her

home.

>> Is everything ready?

>> All set, miss.

>> Once Henry catches that with the

man I arranged, he'll never forgive her.

The title of Mrs. Gray will still be

mine.

Mary, what are you doing here?

>> I I was worried about Victoria, too. I

came to check on her.

>> Oh my. Is that a man in there? I heard

grandpa only sent maids over here.

>> Hey there, gorgeous. Come here. Give me

a hug.

>> Victoria.

>> Mommy.

>> Victoria.

Victoria, how could you cheat on

trash? You think you can compete for her

favor?

>> So ugly. Our queen would never even look

at you. I've never seen a thug this

pathetic. Aren't you embarrassed? Laying

a hand on a lady this beautiful, not

cool.

>> Everyone done talking? It's my turn now.

>> Your Majesty, you must be tired. Rest a

while. Your Majesty, try these. I peeled

them myself. Your Majesty, your favorite

bergamont black tea. Your Majesty, are

you hot? Let's go for a swim later. I

learned a massage just for you. How does

it feel?

>> Wow, so many handsome guys.

Are all of these my new daddies?

>> Victoria, the kids are here. How could

you?

>> You've lost your mind. Seriously, this

many guys? You're not worried Henry will

divorce you?

If grandpa hadn't begged me not to

divorce you, I would have given them a

proper standing long ago.

>> [music]

>> for grandpa and the children. I won't

divorce you. You do your thing, I'll do

mine.

>> What did you say?

>> But you're still my husband in name. And

this thing, she's an insult to me. You

like mistresses? I can find you ones way

better than her.

A little gift from me. Take your pick or

just take them all.

>> Victoria.

>> Victoria, what the hell are you trying

to do?

>> Isn't it obvious? I'm finding you some

proper lovers. I handpicked every single

one OF THEM.

>> ENOUGH. VICTORIA, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR

MIND? WHAT IS THIS, THE 1700S? I did my

research here. You don't call them

curtisans, you call them side pieces.

Same thing, different name.

Still better than a cheap demi-rep who

can't even show her face in public.

[laughter and snorts]

[gasps] Who the hell are you to insult

me?

>> When did I insult you? I never called

you a shameless prostitute with no title

who throws herself at another woman's

husband.

You. You,

Henry. My heart, it hurts.

>> Mary, Victoria, if you've got a problem,

take it out on me. Mary's had a heart

condition since she was a child. Did you

have to be so cruel? Someone get her to

a hospital.

>> What a pathetic act. Only a fool like

you would actually buy it.

>> What are you doing?

>> We're in the countryside. No hospital

nearby. Relax. I can fix her.

A simple bloodletting will do the trick.

[snorts]

>> Victoria, are you insane?

See? All cured. What a pathetic act.

Well, now that she's fine, let's

continue. You haven't picked one yet.

Ann, you're just going to stand there?

Get these people out.

>> You lot. GET [screaming] OUT, TOO.

>> Go on home. Come find me next time.

>> Victoria, are you trying to kill me?

>> You keep your demi-rep. I keep my

lovers. We each do our own thing. It'll

be less drama for everyone. I don't see

why you're upset. I'm your husband. This

is a real marriage, not something

sleazy. If you hate it so much, let's

just get divorced.

>> Victoria, you've had your fun. You've

pushed Henry too far. Just say sorry and

be done with it. Are you sure you want a

divorce?

According to this state's marriage laws,

if we divorce, we split everything

50/50.

Here's

the agreement. Sign it.

>> Victoria,

where did this come from? We've been

married 5 years. Have you been planning

to leave me all along?

>> A man who can't even own up and

apologize. I've already done you a favor

by keeping you as my prince congratate

these few days. Did you really think I'd

beg you to stay? I

>> It's not that I won't apologize.

>> Come on, Victoria. You know this was on

you. Henry gave up on you for a reason.

And those men we all saw.

This is between me and my concert. What

gives you the right to speak? You said

you wanted a divorce. Sign it.

>> Since you're getting divorced, then get

the hell out of our house.

>> Grandpa, she's just not thinking

straight. I'll talk to her. There's no

need to throw her out.

>> What are you talking about throw her

out? I meant you.

What? Since you're divorcing, the kids

go to you. I go to Victoria. I've said

it before. Victoria is my own

granddaughter. From now on, you're my

ex-girlson-in-law.

This house is mine, and my assets are

going to Victoria. What are you still

doing here? Grandpa, who's really your

family? Her or me?

>> Back then, when the Gray family was

broke, it was Victoria's grandfather who

drained his own pockets to bail me out.

He trusted me with his granddaughter. If

I let her down, I swear I couldn't rest

in peace. And you? You've been playing

big shot CEO for so long, you've

forgotten how to respect your own wife.

Well, you're out now. That job is no

longer yours. Grandpa, you can't be

serious. Get the lawyer. Draft the

papers. Henry has removed as CEO.

Transfer all his company shares to

Victoria.

>> Grandpa?

>> Grandpa?

Either beg Victoria to take you in or

get out of my sight before I HAVE

SOMEONE DRAG YOU OUT.

>> [screaming]

>> SHE doesn't care at all. Does she really

want to divorce me that badly?

>> Henry,

>> Mary, your heart condition. Is it real?

I I was just so nervous. I thought my

heart was acting up.

Henry, you know I've had this ever since

that night. night. I saved you.

You believe me, don't you? I'm sorry.

It's the stress at home. I've been a

mess. My little brother, we can't pay

for his school anymore.

>> I I just transferred you 10 millers.

>> He He got sick. It all went to his

surgery. He's still so young. It's just

so unfair.

>> Don't worry. I'll send you 10 million

more.

My account. It's frozen.

>> Grandpa, be honest. You gave me the

company just so you could take it easy,

right? [laughter]

>> Hello. Is this Philip and Charlotte's

mother? I'm their teacher. Could you

please come to the school?

>> I'm busy. Call their father.

>> Their father isn't picking up.

YOU TWO LITTLE BASTARDS. HOW DARE YOU

MESS WITH MY SON.

>> He stole our game console first.

>> As if. My son is an angel. He would

never bully anyone. And he's got a weak

heart. Just so you know. You upset him.

You the bill.

Please calm down. Your parents won't

come. Is there anyone else we can call?

>> Call who? Just expel these little brats.

They're wasting my son's time.

You were so mean to mommy.

What if she doesn't want us anymore?

>> Who says no one wants them?

[music]

>> Who says no one wants them?

>> Hello. You must be their mom. Your kids

have been picking on someone. Please

talk to the other parent.

>> We didn't You poor brats could

never afford that game console. You

stole it. Admit it.

[music]

You're the parent.

>> Excuse me. Our Cody is only 15. He's in

the same class as these two.

>> He's a student here. Just been held back

a while. Lucy, you're saying my kids

bullied him? A 1.8 m 200lb 15year-old?

>> What's your tone? My boy is just big for

his age. He's just a kid. Besides, you

have any idea who you're talking to?

Your little brats are blessed to be in

the same school as my son.

>> Oh, go on then. Impress me.

>> My daughter is a SENIOR EXECUTIVE AT

GRAY GROUP. These two brats are JEALOUS

OF MY SON. THAT'S WHY THEY STOLE HIS

GAME CONSOLE.

>> I DIDN'T. That game console is mine.

>> Watch your mouth around me.

>> You How dare you hit me? Do you

know who I am?

>> That's it. NO MORE TALKING. I WANT THEM

EXPELLED NOW. MA'AM, PLEASE. It really

isn't that serious. I said expel them.

Your school wants to renovate the

library, right? I'm donating $1 million.

Is this enough to expel them or not?

>> Expelling some students. That's just one

word from me. Lucy, process their

withdrawal.

>> So, that's all it takes? A check?

>> Of course. What else would it be? You

got money, you got power. Simple as

that.

>> You know what I hate most? People

throwing their weight around. Why does

she feel so terrifying? You're scaring

nobody. Listen, with my status, if our

kids weren't classmates, you'd never

even be in the same room as me.

>> Let me handle this.

I know this is a fancy school and you

don't want your kids to leave. Tell you

what, I'll get them into another school.

Fair enough.

>> Please don't expel me. If dad finds out,

he'll say I'm a disgrace to the family.

>> And what if I say no?

>> Don't push your luck.

>> You're supposed to be an educator, yet a

measly $1 million is all it takes to

turn you into a lap dog. But fine, be a

dog.

Just hope that check doesn't bounce

before it lands in your hands.

>> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? YOU OLD HAG.

YOU THINK EVERYONE'S AS POOR AS YOU?

WE'VE GOT MONEY TO BURN. $1 MILLION IS

NOTHING. THERE'S NO WAY THAT CHECK WILL

BOUNCE.

>> SORRY. This check is worthless.

>> Sir, the bank says they can't cash this

check.

>> Sir, the bank says they can't cash this

check.

That's impossible.

What do you mean you can't cash it? My

daughter told me I could spend freely.

>> Mrs. Spencer, are you kidding me? You

promised that money to our school.

>> A million to kick my kid out and with a

fake check. That's just stupid and

vicious.

>> You HOW DARE YOU? YOUR BRATS ARE

OUT OF THAT SCHOOL. You hear me? You'll

pay for this. The check was a mistake.

So what? I've got money in my card. I'm

donating $1 million. Expel them.

>> Okay. Okay, Mrs. Spencer. It was all a

misunderstanding. I'll kick them out

right now.

>> This isn't fair.

>> Yeah. So what? We're rich anyway. You've

got nothing. That's your problem.

>> This $2 million. That was you.

>> Oh, we're throwing money around now.

Fine. I'll play along. So I think I get

to call the shots NOW, DON'T I?

>> NO, YOU HAVE TO EXPEL THEM HERE. $2

MILLION.

I' I'VE GOT $3 MILLION, TOO.

>> You still in?

>> Mom, what are you doing? YOU CAN'T LET

HER WIN. KEEP GOING.

>> How is she this loaded? Screw it. Time

to bring out the big guns.

>> Don't get cocky. I just didn't bring

enough cash today.

>> It's fine. We take credit cards, too.

>> Shut up. Are you saying I'd stiff you?

You know who my son-in-law is? He's

Henry from Greygroup. You cross me and

you'll regret it.

>> Did you just say your son-in-law is

Henry?

>> Of course. My daughter Mary and Henry

from Greygroup have been in love for

years. They're getting married soon.

Scared now, aren't you? Think you can

mess with me? Take your two little brats

and get lost.

>> MOM, NO WAY. THAT'S WAY TOO NICE for

them. I want them in the playground

licking my shoes and begging on their

knees.

>> All right, my good boy.

>> You heard him. Do as he says now, and I

might leave you a way out. If not, one

word from my son-in-law, and it's not

just about getting expelled. No school

anywhere will ever take these two brats.

>> What? Do you think YOU HAVE A CHOICE?

>> You say your son-in-law is Henry, that's

news to me. Or ask the kids when they

got you as a grandmother.

>> What do you mean?

>> It means Henry is our dad.

[laughter]

>> All right, that's enough. I checked

their family files when they enrolled.

Sure, you've got a little money, but

you're not in Gray Group's league.

>> When they enrolled, Mr. Gray said he

wanted to build their independence. He

gave strict orders that nothing about

the Gray family was to be written on

those forms. That fool calls that

independence. With me here, no one

bullies my children.

I've got plenty of money. [music] I

don't care if Henry himself walks

through that door. With me here, no one

is expelling them.

Sure,

you've got some cash, but do you even

know the scale of gray group? Mom,

what's going on? Why did you call me

here,

>> Mrs. Spencer? Oh, just some childish

squables. I've taken care of it for you,

>> Mary. Someone bullied your brother, and

they even slapped me. Call my son-in-law

now. Tell him to sort them out.

>> Mrs. Spencer, it's not entirely

one-sided. Those two kids are still

young, and they're

>> I don't care who they are. I'm the

future Mrs. Gray of Greygroup. Someone

dared to bully my brother. Principal

Smith, this is on you.

>> Yes. Yes. You hear that? This is the

future Mrs. Gray of Gray Group. I gave

you a chance to apologize AND YOU

REFUSED. NOW YOU'RE DONE FOR.

>> Is that so? Let's see what this demire

can actually do.

>> Who are you calling a demi rep?

you. What are you doing here?

Phillip Charlotte,

what are you doing here?

>> So, you've been lying to us all along.

You just wanted our family's money.

>> You're a bad guy. I'm telling Dad, and

you're never coming to our house again.

>> What is wrong with you? Why would you

pick a fight with these little tyrants?

If it weren't for your brother, I never

would have known your whole family's

been throwing your weight around, hiding

behind the gray name.

>> WHO'S A DEMARE REP? MY daughter is Mrs.

Gray. gray group is hers.

>> Mom, stop talking.

>> Why should she stop? Mary, call Henry.

Have him come put this old hab in her

place.

>> Yes, call Henry. I'd love to ask him

exactly what gives his demi-rep the

nerve to act like this.

>> Enough.

>> Victoria, you think you're so special

just because you grabbed the title of

Mrs. Gray. Let me tell you something.

Henry loves me. And even if he were

standing right here, he would NEVER SIDE

WITH YOU.

>> She really is Mrs. Gray.

[gasps]

And what if it's me standing right here?