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Ever since I was 10 years old, I always
wanted to be a science fiction hero.
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A captain of a really boss ship, you
know, bombing around space and that.
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And then one day I get the call,
destroy the evil empire, save the princess.
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But that never really happens
because this is East End, isn't it?
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I think it was the need to stretch myself that
made me realise that nicking car stereos is wrong.
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It's pointless,
it's a small time.
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Let's go. Come on, man.
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Punch it, Chewy.
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Got to be some
booty in here, man.
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Oh no, man.
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Guess what?
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Alright.
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Booty in here.
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I can call my
uncle in India, man.
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I'll check this out, man.
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What, what, what, what?
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This is working.
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What is it?
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It's a laptop computer, man.
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I see, I told you, man.
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Think big and big
things will happen to you.
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It's like a treasure trove in
here, you know what I'm saying?
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Rip up the floorboards,
man, rip up the floorboards.
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You see, with my ideas, the
thing is that you have to...
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Hello?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, I...
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Yeah, okay, then.
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Yeah, sorry about that, man.
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So that wasn't the
princess, was it?
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That was the
owner of the vehicle.
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And the semi-automatic weapon.
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So?
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We're dead, then?
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No, sir.
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I just want to say...
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This is the best one yet, man.
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This is your finest moment ever.
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No, listen up.
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This is perfect.
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I think it was the need to stretch
myself that got me and my mate shot.
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No, listen to me, right?
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I've got an idea.
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What we tell him is...
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We?
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We.
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Okay, well, I'll tell him.
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Right.
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I'll tell him.
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Okay.
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It was just a mistake, innit?
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Simple mistake, man.
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Yeah, no.
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Every day, cars get neckless.
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Well, an idea is, man, you
ain't got many good ones.
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No, no, no, no.
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Look, I say, "Mr. Bonecrusher."
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Whoa, whoa.
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What did you say his name was?
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Brother.
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We are all victims of
the same hostile society.
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Which flyover would you
appear like to be buried in?
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We wish...
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We should be standing together
against our mutual enemies
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not fighting amongst
ourselves like common criminals.
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I mean, like top criminals,
the best criminals.
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What we don't realize is that deep
down we all want the same thing.
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It's peace, innit?
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Just let the Wookiee win.
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He is a very violent
fellow in my place.
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I've changed my
mind about you two.
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Something in the mint, sir.
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Is that the one where you can see
your feet coming out the other side?
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Jesus Christ!
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They'll never take me alive!
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Jesus Christ!
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Thank you, Mr. 496.
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Oh, thank you.
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Come on.
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Come on, that's it.
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You missed it, man.
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The greatest, most
audacious hack ever.
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Now it's just a simple process of grafting
our new recruits' physical characteristics
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onto our existing wireframes and
retasking the AI processor to calculate...
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How long?
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I'm just waiting for some
new prisoners to be processed.
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It's been a long time
since we've been here.
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It's been a long time
since we've been here.
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You missed it, man.
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The greatest, most
audacious hack ever.
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Now it's just a simple process of grafting
our new recruits' physical characteristics
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onto our existing wireframes and
retasking the AI processor to calculate...
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How long?
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I'm just waiting for some
new prisoners to be processed.
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I don't think we're
meant to be here.
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I don't think we're
meant to be here.
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I don't think we're
meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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I think we're meant to be here.
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Now, what's the saying because things have come
a long way since we were last in jail, huh?
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All this high tech makes you
feel kind of special, doesn't it?
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You know what we should do?
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What?
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We should make this
technology work for us.
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Transfer activities to the
internet, like everyone else.
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We'll be like dot com.
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Oh yeah, we should
have a meeting about it.
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You know, I always wanted
to be a science fiction hero.
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We should be standing together
against our mutual enemies.
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Increase the peace, man.
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Destroy the evil empire.
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Save the princess.
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Same thing, it's peace, innit?
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Relax, man.
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The money's safe.
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Those profiles are goldust.
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No programmer can ever match
the realism of using real people.
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We're talking digital clones.
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This is going to blow the internet
game competition clean out of the water.
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You're sitting on the most
revolutionary computer game in history.
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Wait, it's finished one already.
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This guy is nasty.
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Check out his MO.
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He'll never take me alive.
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He's really going to give
gamers a run for their money.
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Wait, here's another.
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Increase the peace, man.
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This one's a dud.
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Must be a stray
file, I'll delete him.
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No, no, no, no.
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Increase the peace, man.
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I have to consider the
issue of representation.
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There's a lot of brown
pounds out there.
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Anyway, we need some
easy targets for beginners.
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Don?
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What about his mate
to keep him company?
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Let's go home.
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Yeah, why not?
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He's going to need all
the help he can get in there.
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Let's go home.
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What about memories?
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No problem.
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They'll have no
memories of the real world.
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Just like newborn babies.
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They'll accept their new world
because it's the only one they know.
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Your world.
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Then let there be light.
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You'll never take me alive.
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Increase the peace.
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Let's go home.
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Let's go home.
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Princess.
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Princess.
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Inferno.
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Abandon hope you enter.
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Shield acquired.
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Chain gun acquired.
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Reactorium soldiers,
into your positions.
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Are you Indian?
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Yeah.
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Get up.
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Get up.
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Get up.
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All right.
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All right.
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I like pizza.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yeah.
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You're going to
take the stash, boys.
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You're friendly with your life.
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Then three runners.
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Lockdown commencing.
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Don't shoot.
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It's the princess.
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Retrieve treasure.
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Time for act.
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Right.
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I'll sort this out.
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No, leave it to me.
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No, wait.
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What's the use of treasure if
you're not around to spend it?
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Treasure acquired.
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Secret weapon acquired.
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The more real they are, the
more fun it is to kill them.
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That's one youngster's explanation
for the explosive success of Inferno,
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a revolutionary new computer
game that uses artificial intelligence
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to create blinking characters.
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How's the new game?
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Looks pretty exciting.
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Well, maybe for the love of Dad,
we'd have to start getting out.
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New game.
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Shit.
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Take your positions.
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You're going to
take a stash, boys.
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Be spending with your lives.
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Which flyover would you like?
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Quick.
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What the fuck's there?
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It's over, man.
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You did the right thing.
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Let's go home.
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Well, cheer up.
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Still got the treasure.
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Well, she did kill me, you know.
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Listen, man.
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Game reloading.
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Princess, hey, hey,
listen, listen up.
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Hey, princess, princess,
don't you, I surrender.
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You all right?
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What were we running for?
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I had a situation
under control, innit?
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Could they know?
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Killing it doesn't help.
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It just makes it start
again, and it hurts.
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Well, I'm not waiting around
for your girlfriend to find us.
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Come on, girlfriend.
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I'm not going back.
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No, man, it's like you said.
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What good is the treasure if
you're not around to spend it?
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Look, we'll go back, we'll talk
to her, we'll start a dialogue.
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Well, you may not have noticed,
but your girlfriend ain't a big talker.
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Look, she's not-- you know, it's exactly
people like you that made her that way.
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Look, look, I bet if someone just
showed her a little bit of tenderness,
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she'd realize that all
this anger is useless.
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Yeah, all we have to do
is talk to her and then--
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I'm going home.
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What home?
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I think this is where I'm from.
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The land they call
the Layton Orient.
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It must be beyond these--
through these mountains.
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The Layton Orient
doesn't exist, man.
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It's a fairy tale.
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No way, man.
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The Layton Orient is real.
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That's where we should be.
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It's where our
dreams become life.
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Where peace reigns and the
lion hangs out with the lamb and--
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What old is lamb and lion?
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Stop running away.
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Just come with me and
we can work it out, innit?
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You'd better take this.
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Okay, I've got an idea.
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We'll say--
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We?
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Okay, I'll say
increase the peace.
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Don't shoot. We surrender.
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The gold is yours.
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We don't want it anymore.
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Keep it, honestly.
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We just want to live in
peace because we love you.
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Because we love you.
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Only days after its launch,
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the new artificially intelligent computer game
Inferno has evolved non-violent opponents.
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Because we love you.
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In scenes reminiscent of its launch, people
queued up to return the faulty shoot 'em up.
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The recall spells disaster for
its makers, Creatrix Software,
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who are also at the center of a police
investigation regarding data protection offenses.
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See, I nearly had him, man.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Yeah, man, did you see me?
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Oh, no, no, you know those
two coppers back there.
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I'm mashing them, you know.
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It's all in your dreams, man.
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But did you see me? I
was like, "Gee, can do."
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Nothing.
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You can't say that, man.
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You can't say that.
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I'll hit you.
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You hit me. I'll grab your hand.
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I'll wing-chung me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think not.
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I don't think.
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Feel.
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Yeah, right.
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Leave it now.
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Yeah, chah, man.
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Freedom.
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Nice.
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