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- HOT IN CLEVELAND
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IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF
A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- HEY.
SO CONGRATULATIONS.
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I HEAR YOU AND MAMIE SUE
MADE THE SECRET WORD FINALS.
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- I'M GONNA
HAVE TO FORFEIT.
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MAMIE SUE DROPPED OUT.
- WHY?
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- HER DAUGHTER'S
HAVING A BABY,
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AND SHE WANTS
TO "BE THERE."
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WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO,
CATCH IT?
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- SO DOES THAT MEAN THAT AGNES
BRATFORD AUTOMATICALLY WINS?
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THAT'D BE,
LIKE, FIVE YEARS IN A ROW.
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- I CAN'T STAND
WHAT A SMUG LOUDMOUTH SHE IS.
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THAT'S MY THING.
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- WELL,
SINCE YOU HAVE TO FORFEIT,
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MAYBE SHE'LL BE MORE GRACIOUS
THIS YEAR.
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- HELLO, LOSER.
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- HELLO, AGNES.
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- IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IN COMPETITION THIS YEAR.
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OH, WAIT, IT IS THE SAME.
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I WIN AGAIN.
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- BURN.
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- YOU KNOW, MONA, MY SECRET WORD
PARTNER AND DAUGHTER.
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PEAKED IN COLLEGE.
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- THERE WERE THINGS AFTER.
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THERE WAS A MAN ONCE.
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WE ALMOST HAD
A LIFE TOGETHER.
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- NOBODY'S INTERESTED, MONA.
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WELL, ELKA, I WILL MISS
BEATING YOU THIS YEAR.
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- OH, DON'T BE SO SURE.
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I HAVE A NEW PARTNER.
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- OH, WHO IS IT?
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- NEVER YOU MIND.
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HE OR SHE WILL BE THERE.
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- HE OR SHE?
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THAT CAN ONLY MEAN JOY.
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- I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
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- COME ON, MONA.
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- AT THE RISK
OF SOUNDING LIKE JOY,
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I NEED A PARTNER, FAST.
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- SERIOUSLY,
I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
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- ELKA,
I'LL BE YOUR PARTNER.
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU AND GAMES?
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- OKAY, I KNOW
YOU'RE SKEPTICAL.
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BUT, ALSO AT THE RISK
OF SOUNDING LIKE JOY,
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I'M A WARM BODY
AND I'M YOURS FOR THE TAKING.
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- ALSO AT THE RISK
OF SOUNDING LIKE JOY,
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BUGGER THE OFF.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I NEED TO TALK TO BOB.
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THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
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- WELL, JOY,
MEETING AFTER HOURS
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CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE OF TWO THINGS.
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EITHER YOU WANT MORE
THAN A WORKING RELATIONSHIP,
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OR YOU WANT TO BE LOVERS.
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- THAT'S THE SAME THING.
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- I DON'T THINK SO.
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- BOB, THIS HAS BEEN ONE
OF THE BEST JOBS I'VE EVER HAD,
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BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN STAY
AT THE DETECTIVE AGENCY.
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IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD
WORKING FOR A MAN
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WHOSE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
I JUST TURNED DOWN.
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- OH, THAT?
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I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER
PROPOSING TO YOU,
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UNLESS THE ANSWER'S CHANGED.
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IN WHICH CASE, YOU'VE MADE
ME THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE.
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- LOOK, I'LL STAY WITH YOU
UNTIL WE FINISH THIS CASE,
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BUT THEN I'M GONNA
FIND A NEW JOB.
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- I UNDERSTAND.
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YOU'RE A GREAT DETECTIVE,
JOY.
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IT'S BEEN A PRIVILEGE
WORKING WITH YOU.
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- THANKS.
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- HI, BOB.
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- EH, EH.
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- ARE YOU CHOKING?
BECAUSE I CAN'T SAVE YOU,
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EVEN THOUGH I PLAYED
JESSICA HEIMLICH
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IN THE LIFETIME
ORIGINAL MOVIE,
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THE HEIMLICH MANEUVERS.
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- NO, I'M NOT CHOKING.
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MY HEART IS BREAKING.
- OH, OKAY.
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SO, YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT MY NEW
HBO DETECTIVE SHOW, RIGHT?
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WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GO ON A RIDE ALONG WITH YOU?
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YOU KNOW,
AND JUST GET A TASTE
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OF WHAT REAL DETECTIVE WORK
IS LIKE.
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- SURE, I DON'T CARE.
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LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.
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JOY IS LEAVING ME.
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I HAD THE PERFECT FIVE TO TEN
YEAR PLAN TO WIN HER OVER.
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WHAT DO I DO NOW,
VICTORIA?
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WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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- PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER,
BOB.
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NOW, YOU'D NEVER SEE SIMON
OR MITCH WHINING IN PUBLIC.
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TRY BEING
A LITTLE MORE MANLY.
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- SERIOUSLY?
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MORE MANLY?
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- * BA-BA, BA-BA
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* BA-BA, BA-BA
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* HEY!
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- OKAY, THE RULES
ARE THE SAME AS THE TV SHOW.
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MELANIE,
HERE'S THE SECRET WORD.
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YOU GIVE HER
A ONE WORD CLUE.
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- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EASY.
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KETCHUP.
- MUSTARD.
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- NO, NO, NO.
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KETCHUUUUP.
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- HAMBURGER.
- NO.
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- MELANIE,
THE WORD IS SALT.
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- SALT?
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WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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- THAT'S A GREAT CLUE.
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KETCHUP IS LOADED
WITH SALT.
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YOU CANNOT EAT KETCHUP
DURING BATHING SUIT SEASON.
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YOU ARE JUST
ASKING FOR BLOAT.
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- I AM DOOMED.
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- ELKA, HERE'S YOURS.
- OH.
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WEDDING.
- SPANX.
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- WHY?
- BECAUSE,
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YOU HAVE TO WEAR
SPANX TO A WEDDING.
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THERE'S GONNA BE PICTURES.
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- OH.
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- VODKA.
- TONIC.
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- NO, I NEED VODKA.
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- I'M READY
FOR MY FIRST STAKEOUT.
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- VICTORIA, AREN'T YOU
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A LITTLE OVER DRESSED
FOR A SIMPLE STAKEOUT?
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- I'M A TV DETECTIVE IN A VERY
HIGH PROFILE HBO DRAMA, JOY.
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I NEED TO "POP."
WHICH IS WHY I'M TRYING
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TO CHOOSE THE PERFECT
AFFECTATION FOR MY CHARACTER.
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- AFFECTATION?
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- YEAH, YOU KNOW, A TICK
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THAT THE AUDIENCE WILL REMEMBER
AND ASSOCIATE WITH ME.
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I WAS THINKING
OF DOING A WINK
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AT THE END
OF EVERY LINE OF DIALOGUE.
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"THIS IS THE MOST
GRUESOME MURDER I'VE EVER SEEN."
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- I DON'T KNOW,
VICTORIA,
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'CAUSE WHEN YOU WINK
AFTER EVERY SENTENCE,
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IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DON'T REALLY
MEAN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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- I THINK IT'S
A BRILLIANT IDEA.
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- BOB.
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- SORRY I'M LATE, JOY.
I WAS BUSY WITH MAN BUSINESS.
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VICTORIA, AS A DETECTIVE,
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I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
THAT OUR JACKETS ARE SIMILAR.
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- THEY'RE IDENTICAL, BOB.
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YOU'RE WEARING
A WOMAN'S JACKET.
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- I DON'T THINK SO.
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NO, I PURCHASED THIS
AT A VERY EXCLUSIVE STORE
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IN BEACHWOOD PLACE.
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- WHERE THE MEN'S DEPARTMENT
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IS RIGHT NEXT
TO THE WOMEN'S?
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- PERHAPS.
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LET'S GET TO THAT STAKEOUT,
SHALL WE?
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ON THE WAY, I NEED TO RETURN
A PAIR OF LEATHER PANTS.
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- SO, WHAT ARE
WE STAKING OUT?
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- WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN
WHO'S CHEATING ON HIS WIFE.
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THIS IS THE MISTRESS'
APARTMENT BUILDING.
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WE NEED A PICTURE OF HIM
SNEAKING OUT THE BACK STAIRWAY.
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- I'M SICK
OF THESE ADULTEROUS PUNKS.
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DAMN IT!
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- WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU?
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- IT'S JUST
HOW A MAN ACTS, JOY,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN
HE'S PACKING HEAT.
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- OH, MY GOD.
IS THAT A TASER?
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GIVE ME THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF.
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- I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY
THIS FROM MY COLD, DEAD--
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FINE, BUT IT'S STILL MINE.
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- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE THIS
ALL DAY.
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THIS IS OUR LAST CASE TOGETHER,
AND YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRD.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, JOY.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO
ACT TOUGH
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TO BE MORE LIKE SIMON
AND MITCH
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IN THE HOPES THAT YOU'D CHANGE
YOUR MIND ABOUT LEAVING.
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THE LAST ACT
OF A DESPERATE MAN.
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- HEY, THAT GUY
OVER THERE BY THE DUMPSTER,
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IS THAT YOUR CHEATER?
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- THAT'S NOT HIM,
BUT CHECK OUT THE WAY
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HE'S HOLDING THAT CIGARETTE.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
RUSSIAN?
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UKRAINIAN?
- CHECHEN.
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LOOK AT HIS SHOES.
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CHECHEN'S ALWAYS
HAVE IMPECCABLY SHINED SHOES.
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- NICE READ,
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AND THOSE TATTOOS SUGGEST TIME
IN A RUSSIAN PRISON.
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- AND THAT HAIRCUT SAYS THAT
HE WAS RECENTLY IN AUSTRALIA.
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- HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT
WE WERE JUST MAKING STUFF UP.
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- HEY, LOOK, HE JUST
TOSSED THE BAG IN THE DUMPSTER.
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- AND NOW HE'S TAKING OFF.
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SHOULD WE GO CHECK IT OUT?
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- GOOD IDEA, DETECTIVE.
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AT THAT DUMPSTER,
CHECK OUT TIME IS NOW.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT,
THE WINK IS TERRIBLE.
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- HM.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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- WHAT?
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- WHO THROWS OUT AN UNOPENED BAG
OF COOL RANCH DORITOS?
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- BE SERIOUS.
DID YOU FIND THE BAG?
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- YEAH, THERE IT IS, AND--
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WHOA.
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IT'S FULL OF MONEY.
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- HOW MUCH?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
ABOUT $20,000 DOLLARS.
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THIS IS
A BIG LEAGUE CASE, JOY.
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- I'LL SAY.
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THAT'S A LOT
OF CASH, MEAT.
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MY CHARACTER
CALLS PEOPLE "MEAT."
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I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
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- SO, YOU THINK MY MOTHER
DROVE AWAY THE MAN
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WHO WAS MY ONLY CHANCE
AT HAPPINESS,
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AND THE SWEETEST REVENGE
WOULD TO BECOME YOUR PARTNER
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AND ABANDON
THAT CONTROLLING SHREW?
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- I WOULDN'T USE
THOSE EXACT WORDS.
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- I'M QUOTING YOUR TEXT.
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- DON'T DO IT FOR ME.
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DO IT FOR YOUR LOST LOVE.
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- OH, STERLING.
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YOU KNOW,
HE ATE LIKE A BIRD.
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HE WAS DEATHLY AFRAID
OF GETTING FOOD ON HIS HANDS.
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- HE SOUNDS SUPER HOT.
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- ELKA, WHAT IS GOING ON?
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YOU DECIDED TO GO
A DIFFERENT DIRECTION
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WITH YOUR SECRET WORD
PARTNER?
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- I NEVER SAID THAT.
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- I'M QUOTING YOUR TEXT.
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- MONA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER?
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- I'M ELKA'S PARTNER NOW.
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YOU DON'T CONTROL
ME ANYMORE.
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ELKA DOES.
- OH?
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DOES ELKA MAKE
YOUR POT PIES?
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- OH, THEY'RE SO GOOD.
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SORRY, ELKA.
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00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,014
- MELANIE,
I THINK YOU GOT A TEXT.
231
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,050
- OH, DID I?
- YEAH.
232
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:54,087
- "BY READING THIS, I AGREE
TO BECOME ELKA'S PARTNER AGAIN."
233
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,791
- CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'RE BACK ON THE TEAM.
234
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,794
- NICE TRY ELKA,
BUT YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
235
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,296
NOBODY TELLS MELANIE MORETTI
WHAT TO DO.
236
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,432
I'M OUT OF HERE.
237
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,400
- WILL YOU PUT ANOTHER QUARTER
IN THE METER?
238
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,503
- OH, YEAH, SURE.
DAMN IT.
239
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,343
- CLEARLY WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A DROP.
240
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,945
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO COME
TO THAT DUMPSTER
241
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,079
AND COLLECT THE MONEY.
242
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,413
- IS IT DANGEROUS?
243
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,882
- I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
VICTORIA.
244
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:25,285
I'VE DEVELOPED A CAT-LIKE
AWARENESS OF MY SURROUNDINGS.
245
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,922
- AH!
246
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,523
- MELANIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
247
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,759
WE'RE AT A CRIME SCENE.
248
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,326
- I KNOW,
BUT THE HOUSE WAS EMPTY,
249
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,763
AND I NEEDED SOMEBODY
TO VENT TO.
250
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,766
ELKA TRIED TO DITCH ME
AND MAKE MONA HER PARTNER,
251
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,134
WHICH MEANS I WOULDN'T BE
IN THE CONTEST AT ALL.
252
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,770
- APROPOS OF NOTHING,
MELANIE,
253
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:47,407
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT LAID?
254
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,976
- I'M JUST HURT, OKAY?
255
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,078
YOU DON'T JUST
ABANDON YOUR PARTNER.
256
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,181
- WELL, PARTNERSHIPS
CAN BE COMPLICATED.
257
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,317
IT MAY HURT, BUT IF YOU REALLY
CARE ABOUT YOUR PARTNER,
258
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,786
YOU HAVE TO TAKE
THE HIGH ROAD,
259
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,188
LET THEM DO IMPETUOUS,
MISGUIDED THINGS
260
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,258
AND JUST HOPE
IT DOESN'T WORK OUT FOR HER.
261
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,095
- OH I GUESS SO,
BUT WE'RE FRIENDS.
262
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,797
- WELL, JUST
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PARTNERS,
263
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,364
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS.
264
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,935
- STILL, YOU CAN'T JUST
THROW A GOOD PARTNERSHIP AWAY.
265
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,838
NOW, HAVING CHEMISTRY WITH
SOMEONE IS A HARD THING TO FIND.
266
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,973
- ALL RIGHT.
I GET THE SUBTEXT HERE.
267
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,209
ELKA AND I ARE FRIENDS,
268
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,846
AND SHE JUST WANTS TO WIN
AND BEAT HER RIVAL
269
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,849
AND NOT BE HUMILIATED
ONCE AGAIN.
270
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,617
THAT'S WHY SHE DUMPED ME.
271
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,386
- PLUS, YOU'RE REALLY,
REALLY BAD AT GAMES.
272
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,655
- SEE, I GET
WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE TOO.
273
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,025
IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.
274
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,893
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
275
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,829
- YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA
WIN THAT CONTEST.
276
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,266
SHE'S NOT GONNA
WIN THAT CONTEST.
277
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,002
- SHE LACKS THAT CRITICAL SKILL
OF BEING AHEAD OF HER OPPONENT.
278
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,204
IN A WORD, ANTICIPATION.
279
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,906
AAH!
280
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,109
WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT?
- SORRY.
281
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,544
LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S IMPORTANT,
282
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,745
BUT THERE WAS A BIG GUY
283
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,247
OVER THERE THAT DROPPED
SOMETHING IN THE DUMPSTER
284
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,481
AND THEN TOOK
SOMETHING OUT.
285
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,850
- OH, NO,
WE MISSED THE DROP.
286
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,217
- ANYWAY, WISH ME LUCK.
287
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,091
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
UNFORTUNATELY
288
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,459
IT LOOKS LIKE ELKA'S GONNA
HAVE TO FORFEIT
289
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,895
BECAUSE SHE
DOES NOT HAVE A PARTNER.
290
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,031
- YES, SHE DOES.
291
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,636
SURPRISED, HUH?
292
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:27,307
- COMPLETELY.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
293
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,475
WHY IS THERE
A GLASS OF WINE
294
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,344
AND MY READING GLASSES
ON THE TABLE?
295
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,013
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'D FORGIVE YOU?
296
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,714
HOW DID
YOU KNOW I'D BE BACK?
297
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,618
- THE SECRET WORD
IS "PREDICTABLE."
298
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,191
- I FOUND THE PACKAGE.
299
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,525
- GREAT.
300
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,460
WAIT, SOMEBODY'S COMING.
301
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,130
GET OUT OF SIGHT.
302
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,400
YOU STAY DOWN UNTIL I TELL YOU
IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT.
303
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,768
AH!
304
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,070
- I NEED TO GET IN THERE.
305
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,539
- I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
306
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,911
- OKAY, WE CAN DO THIS
THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY.
307
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:07,080
- THERE'S AN EASY WAY?
308
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:11,084
- THE POLICE WILL BE HERE SOON,
BECAUSE THERE'S THIS G-G-G-GUY
309
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,352
I'M SORRY, OFFICER,
310
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,956
WHEN I GET SCARED
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I STUTTER.
311
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:20,293
STUTTERING, OH,
NOW THERE'S A THOUGHT.
312
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,463
WHAT?
313
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,033
- DO IT, JOY.
- BUT YOU'LL GET HURT.
314
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,368
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS HAPPENING NOW?
315
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,781
- OKAY, LET'S HEAR
FROM OUR CONTESTANTS.
316
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,384
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US YOUR NAME
AND A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF?
317
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,086
- YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
318
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,622
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
319
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,191
- I'VE BEEN WATCHING
CLASSIC GAME SHOWS.
320
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,626
I'M CHANNELING
ALLEN LUDDEN.
321
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,296
- I KNEW ALLEN LUDDEN.
322
00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,067
ALLEN LUDDEN WAS A FRIEND
OF MINE,
323
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,404
AND YOU, SIR,
ARE NO ALLEN LUDDEN.
324
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,443
- I'LL INTRODUCE MYSELF.
325
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,212
I'M MONA BRATFORD.
326
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,747
I GRADUATED
FROM SARAH LAWRENCE.
327
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:19,186
I'M NOT MARRIED,
BUT THERE WAS A MAN ONCE
328
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,888
- CAN WE PLEASE
START THE GAME?
329
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:25,025
- OKAY, I'LL GIVE
YOU EACH A SECRET WORD.
330
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,597
THE SECRET WORD IS--
331
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,168
- WE GOT THIS ONE.
332
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,503
- OKAY.
333
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,007
SALT--
334
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,274
- PEPPER.
335
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,613
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
THE GAME CORRECTLY?
336
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,448
- OVER TO YOU AGNES.
337
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,117
- MUSTARD--
- KETCHUP.
338
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,251
- THAT IS CORRECT.
339
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,486
- STERLING LOVED KETCHUP.
340
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,488
HE ATE THAT
LIKE A BIRD TOO.
341
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,027
- ARE YOU OKAY?
342
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,594
SHOULD I TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL?
343
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,264
- I'M FINE.
IT WAS JUST A TASER.
344
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,633
HOW'S MY HAIR?
345
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,868
- IT'S A LITTLE FLUFFY.
346
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,439
- LIKE A LION'S?
347
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,041
- DEFINITELY.
348
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,742
YOU WERE VERY BRAVE.
349
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,843
- HI.
350
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,445
DETECTIVE VALENZUELA.
351
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,147
GREAT WORK.
- GLAD TO HELP.
352
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,914
- ANY TIME.
- DO YOU HAVE A CARD?
353
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,283
SOMETIMES WHEN
WE'RE STRETCHED THIN,
354
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,917
WE OUTSOURCE WORK
TO LOCAL P.I.'S.
355
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,954
- YEAH.
HERE, HOLD ON A SECOND.
356
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,089
THERE YOU GO.
357
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,623
- WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
358
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,225
- YOU TWO MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
359
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,561
- OH, WELL ACTUALLY,
IT WILL JUST BE ME.
360
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,928
SHE'S LEAVING.
361
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,064
- TOO BAD.
362
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,831
- WAIT, STOP.
363
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,301
YOU SEE, I WAS GOING TO
LEAVE, BUT NOW
364
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,071
I'M REALLY RETHINKING IT.
- OKAY.
365
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:48,175
- BUT IT'S JUST
THAT HE PROPOSED TO ME,
366
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:53,313
AND I SAID NO, AND THAT MADE
THINGS A BIT AWKWARD.
367
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,514
- SURE.
368
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:59,219
- BUT YOU'RE RIGHT,
WE DO MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
369
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,822
I'M GONNA STAY.
- GOOD LUCK.
370
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,491
- ONE MORE THING.
371
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,693
I DIDN'T
REALIZE SHE WAS STAYING,
372
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,396
SO IF YOU COULD JUST DISREGARD
THE "CALL ME ANYTIME"
373
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,100
ON THE CARD.
374
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,567
- IS IT SAFE FOR CELEBRITIES
YET?
375
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,003
- HEY, YOU'RE VICTORIA CHASE.
376
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,839
BIG FAN.
CLICK, CLICK.
377
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,641
- INTERESTING.
WELL, THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.
378
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,244
CLICK, CLICK.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
379
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,013
- YOU KNOW, I'M PLAYING
A DETECTIVE IN A NEW TV SHOW.
380
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,217
MIND IF I--CLICK, CLICK--
PICK YOUR BRAIN?
381
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,652
- I'M OFF DUTY.
SURE, LET'S GET SOME COFFEE.
382
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,389
AHEM. SORRY, I'VE GOT A LITTLE,
AHEM, THING HERE.
383
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,826
- YOU, AHEM, ARE A GOLD MINE.
CLICK, CLICK.
384
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,667
- I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, JOY.
385
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,602
AND I PROMISE, FROM NOW ON,
I'LL TRY NOT TO SAY THE THINGS
386
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,871
TO MAKE IT WEIRD
AND AWKWARD.
387
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,206
- THANKS, BOB.
- YEAH, WELL,
388
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,142
WITH ALL THE ELECTRICITY
GOING THROUGH MY BODY RIGHT NOW,
389
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,310
IF WE WERE TO HAVE SEX, YOU'D
LIGHT UP LIKE A PINBALL MACHINE.
390
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,749
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE,
ARE YOU?
391
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,384
- NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
392
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,686
- NEXT SECRET WORD.
393
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,458
THE SECRET WORD IS--
394
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,659
- OH, THIS IS
GONNA BE EASY
395
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,628
BECAUSE I USED
TO CALL MY DAUGHTER "PEANUT."
396
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,964
DAUGHTER--
397
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,832
- THE SECRET WORD
IS "PEANUT," ISN'T IT?
398
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,969
- YES, YOU GOT IT.
399
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,072
'CAUSE I SAID IT.
400
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,540
HALF A POINT?
401
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:32,279
- NO.
NEXT SECRET WORD.
402
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,014
THE SECRET WORD IS--
403
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:39,186
- SOMETHING I'LL NEVER HAVE
BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY LIFE
404
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,288
WHEN YOU SENT
STERLING AWAY,
405
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,791
BUT I REFUSE TO BECOME OLD
AND MISERABLE LIKE YOU.
406
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,194
I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM.
407
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,936
- WELL, BEST OF LUCK
TO MONA.
408
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,839
SO, FOR THE WIN, THE PLAY
GOES TO YOU, MELANIE.
409
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,907
- I'M SO NERVOUS.
410
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,477
- JUST GIVE THE MOST
OBVIOUS CLUE.
411
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,482
- FLAT--
- JOY.
412
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,883
- THAT'S CORRECT.
413
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,858
- I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
414
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,764
- AND THE NEWS COVERAGE
HAS BEEN GREAT FOR THE AGENCY.
415
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,633
WE'VE ALREADY GOTTEN
NEW CLIENTS.
416
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,100
- WE?
417
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,336
- YOU'RE STAYING WITH BOB?
418
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,339
- YES, WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
419
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,908
WE HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY,
AND I WANT HIM IN MY LIFE.
420
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,846
AND, VICTORIA,
NOW THAT WE HAVE MORE CASES,
421
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,248
YOU'RE WELCOME TO RIDE ALONG
422
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,149
AND DO MORE RESEARCH
FOR YOUR HBO SHOW.
423
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,884
- OH, NO THANKS.
424
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,354
AFTER SPENDING AN EVENING
WITH DETECTIVE VALENZUELA,
425
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,357
I REALIZED THAT I DON'T NEED
WINKS, OR CLICKS,
426
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:54,861
OR A LESBIAN
DETECTIVE LOVER.
427
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,297
THAT WAS HER SUGGESTION.
428
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,035
AND HAVING WATCHED
YOU AND BOB,
429
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,873
I DECIDED THAT JUST WORKING ON
GOOD CHEMISTRY WITH MY CO-STAR
430
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,341
IS THE WAY TO GO.
431
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,943
- OKAY, PARTNER,
SHALL WE TOAST TO OUR VICTORY?
432
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,178
LET ME FILL UP YOUR GLASS?
433
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,914
- NO, NOT NECESSARY.
434
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,357
- WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU,
435
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:28,194
SECRET WORD MASTER?
436
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,698
- WE MAY HAVE HAD
A SIDE BET.
437
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,975
- * BA-BA, BA-BA
438
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,278
* BA-BA, BA-BA
439
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,519
* BA-BA, BA-BA
440
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,987
* BA-BA, BA-BA
441
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,332
* HEY!
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