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There goes nothing.

Hello?

Hi, babe.

Yes, everything's good. Everything's good.

Okay, except for like one thing.

You already know what I'm going to say.

Yep.

It's about Kyle.

I... No, I heard Sandy's like your buddy from college. I really do.

And that...

Let's forever go and, you know, romance, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But I can't do this. He's been here for two months. He was supposed to be here

for two days.

And he says, oh, I'm going to leave soon.

But what is Kyle's definition of soon? Soon could mean two years.

And you don't have to deal with him all the time because you're at work all day.

I do.

Like, I don't mind seeing Kyle, like, here and there.

But I just, having him at the house.

for this long, especially when neither of us were planning on it, is just

getting to be an inconvenience.

I know, I know you don't want to hurt his feelings, because, like, no, no, no,

no. Listen, I just don't know him that well. I just met him when he came to

visit and hasn't left, so I don't want to look like a bitchy wife who's telling

him to go.

Like, he's your friend. You need to talk to him.

Does that make sense?

Okay.

Okay. All right, I'm glad we're on the same page, baby.

Not trying to give you a hard time or maybe a little later.

All right, love you.

Bye.

He's not gonna do anything.

He's just not. I gotta do this myself.

Kyle.

Jesus.

Just, uh, kick the clothes into a pile. I'll get them. No. How about... Just

start giving me that. Come on. The game's on. Can't this wait?

No. Actually, it can't. I need to talk to you right now.

Oh, my God. This place is a pigsty, Kyle.

You know we like to keep it really clean out. You've seen the rest of it. Shit,

you've been here for, like, two months.

Relax. It's fine.

No, I know...

I know Marcus thinks it's fine, but clearly I don't, and you seem to not

care.

What's the big idea here?

What's your problem?

The big idea is you were supposed to be here for two days, then it turned into

two weeks, and now it's two months.

No, no, no. I talked to Marcus. It's cool.

Of course, Marcus, because I care that you're here. You're like his buddy from

college and he's at work all day and you guys just have beers whenever he gets

home. You're just a little hangout buddy at the end of the day. He and I don't

even spend time together anymore.

No, no, no. That's okay. He told me.

He likes having me here. It's fine.

He invited me to stay.

It's cool.

Not for this long.

And in case you haven't noticed, it's...

Marcus' and Ida's house anymore, not just his place. It's not like back in

the day when you used to come in between all of your jobs and hang out with them

for months on end.

Those days are over. He's married now.

Look, look. Get used to it.

Alright. Honey, I get it. You're grouchy. You deal with like a... I'm not

grouchy. I'm fairly... I am not grouchy. I'm frustrated.

There's a difference.

Yeah. I'm sure... I'm sure being married to him would... Leave you very

frustrated and unsatisfied. I don't know.

That is not.

But. No. That is not what that is. That is not what that is. We go way back.

No. We're doing great. I'm doing great in my marriage. Thank you very much. I'm

sure. I mean.

I know Marcus.

Don't. You don't have to lie to me.

Why not lie? Lie about what?

I mean. Come on.

We both know him. He's kind of.

He. No. He does.

I.

I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you. But Marcus.

does well.

He does fine, okay?

Okay, he does fine. I admit it. He does okay.

I say the word fine, that's... I don't know. I know him pretty well. I have no

idea how he landed a woman like you, but... As rude as

that is to him, I guess.

Look, this is my thing.

This is what we've always done, you know?

Just chill, we watch the game.

The tournament's still on.

I don't really give a fuck, honestly.

You expect us not to watch the end of the tournament? I want to use my own TV.

I don't want you to keep using my TV and laying out in my living room.

You don't get it. This was our thing.

We've been doing this for years.

I'm aware.

That's got to end now. The market isn't single anymore.

Someone else lives here, too.

This isn't your guy's little buddy bachelor pad anymore.

I mean, kind of.

I mean... Ow!

Again, he's with someone. He's not a bachelor anymore. You are, but he's not.

Come on, I mean... I think he likes having me here.

But I don't.

What is it going to take to get you out of here?

Also, too, I would just like to point out it is wildly inappropriate that you

are constantly walking out of the shower.

You've walked out naked, like straight up naked before. And maybe that was fine

when you guys were just hanging out, crashing together. But it's not

appropriate for you to be naked in front of me. Even if it's not on purpose, it's

still just not appropriate. Oh, that is funny coming from you. I saw your look

linger.

What does that mean? I saw your look linger.

I did not know it.

I didn't.

No, I didn't. You certainly did not seem offended at how inappropriate it was at

the time. You actually seemed very interested.

I was not.

I was just caught off guard. I was not interested. I know. You're not used to

seeing that kind of size.

We're not here to talk about my husband's penis size, however

average it may be, which is generous.

You've seen it. I'm not putting him out there. We were in a frat together. I

know. Yeah.

I love him. I really love him.

Great guy.

We both know. Yeah, we know.

Can I just get back to the game here?

No. Actually, what is it going to take for you to leave?

Clearly, he's never going to ask you to leave. I've asked you.

I've dropped a million hints. We've had this conversation before.

Listen, I need you out.

You don't care that I want you out.

Okay.

Do I have to try to bribe you? I have money.

Marks might make plenty of money. I can pay you. I can pay you to get out.

I'm good on that. I'm here to check out houses anyway. I still haven't even

found the house I want to buy.

So you don't need money. That's not... I thought you were lying, maybe.

But, um... I mean... It's not like you don't have anything.

Oh, my God.

I feel like a woman like you... You guys tagged team... Sorry, I cut you off.

Marcus tagged team girls together before in college, right?

Yeah, as a frat, of course.

And you tag teamed one of his girlfriends together and he never minded

having you fuck his girl? I don't really know if he minded, but she was

happy about it.

I hate that I believe you. I hate that I believe you.

Yeah, you believe me.

You wouldn't have to know.

Right?

Yeah, no, no.

And I would totally leave your space and get out of here and get my own hotel

room.

I mean... I mean, honestly, I think you need it as much as I want it.

I hate that you're not wrong.

Doesn't that make you a little curious?

I fucking hate you. It does.

All right, so if we do this, you're going to fucking leave. I'll leave right

after. You will go get your bags.

Yep. And get out. I'll leave right after.

And you're not going to say a word.

No, no. Ever. Of course not. I don't need to hear him whining about it. Of

course not.

And I don't need to get divorced, so.

Just one more thing.

Okay.

It has to be in your guys' bed.

Ooh.

I'm watching some weird shit on our bed before. Fuck him. Yeah, let's do it.

All right, give me five minutes.

Come on in here.

Don't get shy on me now.

Come here.

Don't worry.

This is just what you need.

I don't know about that.

Why don't you do a nice strip tease for me? You've got a big cock to get hard.

Okay.

I'm already regretting this, but this far already, Greg would kill me. Maybe

I'll just get this over with and get you out of my house.

You know how to do this.

You know how to get a big cock hard, don't you?

I mean, yeah.

It's been a while, but yeah.

You sure this isn't like, we could be done

now. No.

body deserves treatment from a real man.

Deserves treatment from... Well, why don't you take a look?

Oh.

No wonder you're such an asshole.

It's even bigger close up, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does.

I mean, I'll give you that much.

Didn't quite grasp the size. Just getting a peek from down the hall when I

was coming out of the shower. I was not peeking.

Fine, fine.

Okay, fine. I looked.

I looked very fucking happy.

Yeah, well, you can do more than look now. Have your fun with it.

Now's your chance to enjoy a nice big cock.

I don't even know how I'm going to fit my mouth over it. It's huge.

Jesus.

What? I mean, you've seen Marcus.

I don't know if you remember specifics, but like two of his.

Wow.

And it's super thick.

Come on, don't be shy now.

Touch it.

Oh, wow.

It feels huge in my hand.

Let's try now.

I'm not going to enjoy this.

I'm just doing this to get you out of here. Of course, of course.

No one said I had to like anything.

Wow.

This really explains your whole fucking personality.

No wonder girls put up with you.

Yes, a lot of us do a lot for a big dick.

I guess you're just huge.

That's the word I would use.

That's right. Get it going.

A little more of a mouthful than you're used to.

No, no. I'm not here to have any fun.

You're going to have lots of fun, but I'm just here to keep fucking my own. Of

course. It's the only thing you... want right now i'm not gonna give you just

for my own pride alone i'm not gonna give you a bad blow job so i'm not

enjoying this but i'm not gonna do a bad job of course very fucking clear oh

yeah

you're sure not are you

Hold my fucking hair.

Be a gentleman for once in your fucking life. God.

Oh, you know just what to do with that unless you get a big cock like this.

Just for my own pride.

Of course, yeah.

It has nothing to do with you.

Oh, yeah.

I catch a little smile there.

You couldn't be smiling about this, could you? Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Do you feel satisfied yet?

I mean, no, but put her up. You better make sure you're satisfied then.

For once.

Okay, we already went this far.

May as well.

You're not ugly.

Oh, yeah, I know this pussy.

This pussy has been deprived.

Oh, a pussy like this having to put up with just tiny little cocks.

The biggest.

You're not the biggest.

That's a travesty of a perfect little pussy like this.

You might have to get

it really wet and warmed up for this thing to fit.

So this is what you do to all those girls you fight over all the time, huh?

I don't know.

You can do two.

Definitely do two.

It's okay.

No, no.

You can moan. You can moan with pleasure.

No,

I'm not going to.

Stop.

I won't tell him. I won't tell him how.

You better fucking not.

I'll be moving out, not you.

And while you're here, I guess you should suck on it.

I guess you can suck my foot hard.

I might not fit if I don't get you nice and ready though.

Nope. The fact that it's getting

super wet couldn't possibly be a sign that you're getting turned on. Whatever.

I mean, if somebody's eating me out, of course I'm going to get wet.

It doesn't even matter who.

Anybody could do this and I'd be wet.

DTF, DTF, DTF.

Are you sure the thought of getting spread open by a giant cock isn't what's

helping make you wet?

Um... No.

Why don't we see how that does, though?

Could be anyone doing this.

Oh, my God.

I've been stretched out like that for so long.

That's right.

I'm not used to it anymore.

This pussy's overdue for two months.

Fuck.

I can't shrink back up.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's big, it's big, it's big, it's big.

Ow, ow, ow.

Just do it, just do it, just do it.

Oh my God, it's been so fucking long.

Fuck, it feels fucking good.

Fuck.

Oh my god, it feels so fucking good.

Shit, shit.

Yes, yes!

Put

your

fingers in my mouth, shit, your fucking fingers in my mouth.

I'm going to tell him that I love it, right?

No? No? That'll be our little secret.

I knew you'd come around.

It hurts, but I like it.

It hurts, but I fucking like it.

Press down on me. Press down on me. It's all over your fucking brain. You can

handle it. You can handle it. Shit.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Like that. Like that. Like that.

Like that. Like that. Like that. Yes.

Yes.

Fucking come. Don't stop. Please. I'm so close. I'm so fucking close.

That's a fucking dirty wife. Come on. Let's try and talk.

It's still coming, it's still fucking coming!

Fucking ducking me.

What a time there is.

I'll slide it in and not leave it.

I think you're off the hook. Maybe I should just leave right now.

That's what you want, right? No, no, no.

What?

No. You don't have to leave.

You don't have to leave. No?

Well, why don't you tell me?

What is it that you want now?

Fine. You're going to make me say it, aren't you?

Fine. I'm with a fucking big duck.

That's right you do.

All right. Why don't you sit on it?

Come here, get it nice and wet first.

Yes.

Yeah,

this

is your chance to get a nice big cock. You used your opportunity.

Wow.

Can you take advantage of having the big cock at your disposal?

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. I fucking love the way it stresses

me out. It's been so long. I fucking love it.

Oh,

shit.

Thank you.

Look at your pussy trying to take that whole thing.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you think I stay around this house this long just for beer time with my bro?

I mean, you know him. He's not that much fun. Oh, my God.

I'm going to insult him with your dick and face.

Hmm.

that's the only thing

Big enough to fill a pussy and a hand at the same time.

head off my pillow.

Oh, my God.

What? It's on my bed. That's good enough.

Are you done riding it?

No. Oh, okay. No, I just said get your head off my pillow.

Stop.

I have to wash the sheets. I can't have it smell like you when he gets home. I

suppose not.

Here's something.

You are something.

Oh yeah, you are not done riding it, are you?

There's an ass that deserves a huge cock.

My butt.

You can take every inch. You can take every fucking inch. Yes,

you get those inches while you can.

Oh yeah.

You come here. I'm bending

you over your bed.

I don't even want it.

I don't want it. I don't even want it!

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Too wet. Too wet.

I think it's fucking worth it, okay?

of this giant cock inside you so you have something to think of so you can

cum on that little cock.

Say that again.

Say that again. Remember that feeling of this dick cock spreading you.

You have something to cum to when you're having to settle for little cock.

Oh, that's a dirty little wife. You like that cheating pussy?

Mm-hmm.

Say it. You like that cheating fucking pussy? Oh, I love this cheating fucking

pussy. Say it again. Mm-hmm.

Cheating fucking pussy. What?

What?

top of me

What was

it you needed?

That's a dirty girl come and get it

Alright,

you can come back over sometime.

One hour maximum.

Maybe two.

But only when he's not here. Okay?

Now that's a deal.

Alright.

That'll be plenty of time.

I like it.

Now get the fuck out.

Don't come back for less