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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) I am so glad we decided to do

this and just leave behind our old balls

and chains.

Told ya, you gotta get away from them

every once in a while.

I mean, I felt bad that you weren't

able to bring your boy in.

I mean, I think my son's really bored,

but...

Hey, are you doing okay?

Do you need anything?

Oh, don't mind him.

It's his own fault for not being able

to make the best out of a situation.

I mean, he does the same thing at

home, just like his father.

Just watches TV and ignores me.

Yeah, that sounds like my stepbrother.

I still can't believe you guys are married.

Like, you're way out of his league.

Well, it's...

challenging.

Well, let me ask you something.

Have you ever...

have you ever cheated on him?

What?

No!

Relax, relax, relax.

I'm not gonna rat you out.

I just...

If we're being honest, I've been cheating on

James for the last three years.

Are you for real?

Yes.

And best decision ever?

I've got, like, three or four guys that

I rotate, and I have a system.

Um, I don't even know.

I mean, I haven't even thought about it.

I mean, with Brian's travels and his trips,

I don't even know if I could even

sleep with another guy.

What about a woman?

Well, in college, but we only made out.

Well, if you ever decided to experiment with

the idea, then I can keep a secret.

I don't know.

And if you decided that you wanted to

experiment with a woman, we can keep it

in the family.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Well, this conversation has me hot, so I'm

gonna jump in the shower, cool off a

little bit, and I'll see you a little

bit later.

Oh, okay.

I'll be right back, okay?

Camilla, I was thinking...

Okay, what is this?

These are way too nice for my brother.

It's so good having people like them.

But my brother doesn't do this for me.

He doesn't.

He's just been ignoring me.

His lost, stupid brother.

Oh my god, so gay.

I've been wanting to do this for so

long, but I haven't said anything.

It's been so long.

It's crazy.

Oh my god.

It's all I've been able to think about

at every family dinner.

I just keep staring at them.

I'm gonna miss you.

Oh my

god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

It's okay.

I'm crying.

I can't even see so much better than

your brother, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, he doesn't know what to

do with this.

Oh, this feels so wrong, but I love

it.

It feels so good.

This is way too pretty for my brother.

Yeah, it is.

I actually don't think he'd eat it.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

For the last time, I haven't eaten like

this.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

You bad girl.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Fuck yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Fuck.

You had to have had practice before.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna

cum.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh my god.

My turn.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh that mouth is incredible.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Fuck yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Oh fuck yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

My hands are cheesy.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

You're literally the best sister ever.

Oh my god.

This is crazy, this is so much fun.

Gives a whole new meaning to family vacation.

It does, doesn't it?

Oh really?

Whoa.

Oh my god.

It's big.

Oh god.

I mean it's been a bit honestly since

I've done anything.

Oh my god.

I think you can sit on that.

Yeah, that'd be fun.

Let's try.

Let me just take these off.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Ah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Ah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it doesn't.

It's been months and months.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah, here we go.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Whoa, what's going on here?

Oh what?

It's not what you think.

Oh my god.

So.

Sweetie.

About what you saw.

We were just.

Having sex.

Yeah, I saw this fake dick inside you,

mom.

And so what if it was?

What are you gonna do, tell your dad?

No, I'm not a rat.

So you'll keep our secret.

Well.

What do I get out of it?

Listen, like, I know you want that new

car.

You know, I know you want to go

to Europe.

I mean, you know.

Nah, nah, nah, that's not enough.

I don't care about that.

That's not enough.

Yeah, no.

What we need is to make sure he's

not gonna snitch.

There's really only one way.

Okay.

God, you guys don't see it?

No.

We.

Have to seduce him.

What?

No.

Hell no, you're my auntie.

She's my mom, what the fuck.

Listen.

No, no, no, no, no.

Listen, no, no, no, no, no.

This is too much.

This is too much.

Listen to me.

He needs skin in the game.

And besides, this way every family trip will

be like a nice little family reunion.

This is crazy.

I don't know.

Come on.

I know you were checking us out while

you were in the pool.

And look.

He's already hard.

He looks just like your husband.

That is true.

I don't know.

She's convincing me.

She's convincing me.

She's very convincing.

This is, this is so weird.

Carmela, this is your nephew.

Mom, don't make it weird.

You're making it weird.

You're making it weird.

Listen, stop.

He looks just like his dad.

Ew, mom.

Oh, come on.

I saw you looking at us in the

pool.

I feel like this is maybe going too

far.

I don't know.

Is it though?

Yeah, actually.

It definitely is.

It's kind of wrong, but it feels kind

of right.

This is the only way to make sure

he doesn't say anything to his family.

I don't know about this, honestly.

He seemed pretty sure in the shower.

I mean, that was crazy too.

This is so weird.

I don't even know what to do.

I want to sleep.

Here.

Come here.

This is...

I'm not sure about this.

Come on, it's only going to bring you

guys closer.

I don't know.

I'm feeling very awkward.

Having my son right here.

I don't know.

Right now, just think of him as a

younger version of your husband.

I mean, I guess.

That's a pretty big difference.

I mean, come on.

He's already hard.

Look.

Oh, wow.

Bigger than my husband's.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Auntie, what are you doing?

Just trying to bring us all a little

closer together.

Okay.

Just try it.

I don't know.

Do it with me.

I don't know.

Okay, I don't...

Mom?

What are you doing?

I don't know.

I don't know.

This is weird.

Come on, it's going to be a great

family vacation this way.

Oh my god.

I don't know.

This is weird.

Kiss me.

I'm kissing you with my son's cock right

here.

Really weird.

I don't know.

Really?

I hope dad really don't find out about

this.

And he's not going to.

He better not.

He's not going to so long as this

stays between us three.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Carmella, I can't believe you're sucking his big

dick like that.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Oh my god, you're like...

Oh my god, Auntie.

I can't believe you just did that.

Go ahead, try it.

I haven't done this in a long time,

honestly.

Weird.

Hmm.

See?

I bet you my brother doesn't give you

his dick like this.

I know, it's been a long time, honestly.

See?

We can have even more fun without our

husbands.

Oh my god, mom, I didn't know you

were so good at sucking cock.

Don't say that to me.

You shouldn't be saying that to your mother.

It's kind of...

This is weird enough, okay?

Like...

Hmm.

Oh my god, you're just cobbling.

Carmella, you're not just cobbling.

I never thought I would see you do

that.

Now we'll be even closer sisters than ever.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, mom, I'll keep going.

You're such a good boy.

Mmm.

Yeah, this keeps shrinking.

I definitely think it's a lot bigger than

your father's.

Yeah?

Like, it's kind of intimidating.

Is it tasting better than that?

Yeah?

Yes.

Yes, take that cock, mom.

Take that cock.

He did that for me.

Yeah.