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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:36,290 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick. 2 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,360 Mary? 3 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,000 Mary! 4 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,240 Yes, ma'am? 5 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,400 Mary, I think my baby's coming. 6 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,760 - Call sir immediately. - Yes, ma'am. 7 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,280 Take it easy, Ankita. 8 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,760 You've been eagerly waiting for this day 9 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,960 when you would be a mother. 10 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,080 Just come down here quickly, please. 11 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,000 - Yes, Ankita, I've boarded. - Mary, do something. 12 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,440 Ma'am, please, don't panic. 13 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,040 Take deep breaths. 14 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,560 Please, ma'am. Ma'am. 15 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,320 Sir, can you please turn off your phone? 16 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,640 - Sir. - Yes.. 17 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,000 We're running late because of you. 18 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,958 Just take your seat and fasten your seat belt. 19 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:07,520 I am sorry.. 20 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,880 - Here you are. - I am sorry. Thank you. 21 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,720 - Good morning. - Good morning. 22 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,040 - First child? - Yes. 23 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,640 It's normal. 24 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,480 Poor thing has no one else to vent her frustration out on. 25 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,280 - Charles. - Rajeev.. Rajeev Malhotra. 26 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,720 I'll pray to God for your child. 27 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,800 Thank you. 28 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,800 Anyway, we are going to fly quite high. 29 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,080 - God will hear us sooner. - Yeah. Yeah? 30 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,200 Relax. 31 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,600 Hello, Rajeev? Where are you? 32 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,800 Ankita, I've reached the Mumbai Airport. 33 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,800 One of the passengers has gone to the washroom. 34 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,040 I'm looking after his luggage. 35 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,720 Rajeev, I am entering the operation theatre 36 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,000 and you are looking after some stupid passenger's.. 37 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,720 Please, Ankita, don't say that. 38 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,760 He wishes our child well. He's a very kind-hearted man. 39 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,000 Ankita, I am on my way. Yes. You just.. Yes. 40 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,280 - Sorry, Mr. Malhotra. - He's back. I am leaving. 41 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,240 - Sorry to keep you waiting. - No, it's all right. 42 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,240 - Let's go. - Please come. 43 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,898 So, you have a business in London, Mr. Malhotra? 44 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:36,440 Yes. 45 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,640 Excuse me. 46 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,120 - Yes, Officer? - You can go. 47 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,800 Thank you. See you, Charles. 48 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,160 Welcome, Mr. Charles. Let's go. 49 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,880 Even after we had such a strong lead 50 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,200 - we didn't find anything. - Excuse me, Officer. My watch. 51 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,120 Can I take it? 52 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,840 It seems I am having a good time. 53 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,160 Now, with your permission, can I wear my clothes? 54 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,120 Or, do you have anything else in mind? 55 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,680 Congratulations, Ankita! 56 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,920 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 57 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,160 Wow! 58 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,400 I was elated thinking there's just one. 59 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,360 But you've given me twins. 60 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,880 Time for double celebration. 61 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,480 Congratulations to you too. 62 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,600 Doctor, why are there bandages on their arms? 63 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,440 Mr. Malhotra, your children were conjoined. 64 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,160 We had to operate. 65 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,960 One child is healthy, but the other one is a little weak. 66 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,520 And yes, the most important thing. 67 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,320 Whenever they'd be close to each other even after being separated 68 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,160 their reflexes will also connect with each other. 69 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,000 - How? - Like.. 70 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,600 If one child cries, the other one will cry too. 71 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,560 If one feels pain, the other one will feel it too. 72 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,600 I'll show you. 73 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,520 Look at this. 74 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,920 You mean, when one laughs, the other one will laugh too? 75 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,880 Yes. 76 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,680 When one jumps, the other one will jump too! 77 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,320 Mr. Malhotra, such cases are only one in eight million. 78 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,080 - Wow! - Yes. 79 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,600 - Did you hear that, Ankita? - What? One in eight million? 80 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,080 Of course. Our children are one in a million.. 81 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,680 I mean, two! 82 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,880 Sir, someone is here to see you. 83 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,160 Many, many, many, congratulations, Mr. Malhotra. 84 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,800 I couldn't stop myself. 85 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,600 See, I even brought gifts for the newborn. 86 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,400 You shouldn't have taken the trouble. 87 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,240 And what's this? Seems like you ran all the way here. 88 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,400 Here, drink some water. 89 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,600 I already know exactly why you've come here, Charles. 90 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,240 Usually, water doesn't have any colour. 91 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,120 But this water exposed your true colours. 92 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,800 What now? 93 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,640 Same old, outdated confrontational drama! 94 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,160 The usual blah, blah, blah! 95 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,880 Let's come straight to the point, Mr. Malhotra. 96 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,160 You don't screw me, I will not screw you. 97 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,080 I've got a gift for you. 98 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,160 Officers! 99 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,440 Take a look. 100 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,720 Clever! Very, very clever! 101 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,440 - No, Charles! - No.. Down.. 102 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,400 Guns down. 103 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,400 Officer, this one is real. 104 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,040 - You go back and I'll run. - No! 105 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,080 Catch him! 106 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,880 - Who are you? - Quiet! 107 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,040 Charles! 108 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,840 Charles, let my son go. 109 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,760 Go back, Malhotra. Go back, Malhotra! 110 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,840 Otherwise, only one of the twins will remain. 111 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,040 - No.. - Hey, Officer! 112 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,000 You don't listen! 113 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,840 I said, this one's real. 114 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,960 - Should I shoot? - Charles.. 115 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,080 - Charles, for God's sake, let my child go. - Go back. 116 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,040 - Go back. - Charles.. 117 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,160 - Please, Charles. Charles! - Go back. 118 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,080 - Charles.. - You go back and I'll jump! 119 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,040 Charles! 120 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,280 'Charles, we know you're inside.' 121 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,480 'The police have surrounded you.' 122 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,680 'Surrender yourself, Charles. 123 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,520 - Mr. Malhotra, calm down. No.. - Charles! 124 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,000 - Listen to me.. - Charles.. 125 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,960 Charles, where's my son? 126 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,480 Where is my son? 127 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,960 Boom! 128 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,880 - Charles! - Mr. Malhotra.. My son! 129 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,280 - No, Mr. Malhotra! Hey.. - Leave me! 130 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,600 Bye, bye, Malhotra. 131 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,800 - My son! - Sir.. 132 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,000 My son.. 133 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,000 How come Kashi has a baby with her? 134 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,360 - Come on. - Hey! 135 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,880 - Whose child is that, Kashi? - Where did you find him? 136 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,400 - I found this child on an auspicious day. - I see. 137 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,720 If I can't find his family, I shall raise him. 138 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,240 - Great. - It's okay.. 139 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,720 He stopped crying when Kashi took him in her arms. 140 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,360 - What are you going to call him? - Name? 141 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,200 - His name is going to be Raja. Raja! - Raja! 142 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,440 Charles has been sentenced to 22 years of imprisonment. 143 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,000 Very good. 144 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,400 Malhotra, I'll get straight to the point. 145 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,760 You screwed me, I'll screw you. 146 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,200 See you soon. 147 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,800 The law is sending him behind bars 148 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,240 but his brother-in-law is still outside. 149 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:23,400 I will finish what he started. 150 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,040 Malhotra, Charles has a strong network. 151 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,000 You should go out of this country for a few days. 152 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,320 Anyway, your business is in London. 153 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,160 But why should I.. 154 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,040 If not for yourself, do it for your family and child. 155 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,040 All the best. 156 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,040 Hey.. 157 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,200 - Hey, you! - Hey, you! Wanna come? 158 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,240 Raja! Raja! Raja! 159 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,040 - Raja, save me. - Save you? 160 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,440 - Yes. - I won't save you. 161 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,040 Please, Raja.. 162 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,000 Idiot, if I don't save you, who else will? 163 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,760 Wait! Hey! 164 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,840 Now, hit me. 165 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,640 - Hit him, Raja. - Come on! Hit him. 166 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,560 Raja! 167 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,120 "Today, I am above!" 168 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,080 "And the sky is beneath me." 169 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,520 "I am hanging upside down." 170 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,480 Excuse me? 171 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,760 "My clothes are coming undone." 172 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,560 "My reputation is at stake." 173 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,960 "My head is upside down." 174 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,080 "Today, I am.." 175 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,640 Excuse me. - "They have killed me!" 176 00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,920 Why is he hanging upside down? 177 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,440 "Made me hang upside down." 178 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,200 And why is he crying while singing? 179 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,080 - Who are you? - Prem. Prem Malhotra. 180 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,480 - Fresher? - Yeah! 181 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,160 - Hi. - Hi. 182 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,320 - Into music and all, huh? - Yeah, music student. 183 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,080 - First year! - Wow, dude! What a nice guitar! 184 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,240 - That's really expensive. - Wow! 185 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,800 - Nice jacket. - Yeah, my 186 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,240 - mom bought it.. - Hot body! 187 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,440 - Man.. - Hey, guys! 188 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,240 Stop harassing him! Move! 189 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,480 - You okay? - Yeah. 190 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,640 Sorry, they don't know how to behave with freshers. 191 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 I'll show you. 192 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,280 My guitar.. Hey! 193 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,480 Guys, give it up for Prem Malhotra! 194 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,960 The musical star. 195 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:45,757 Guys, please.. 196 00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:47,440 Now he's going to give a dance performance. 197 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,128 Guys, I don't know how to play. Come on, play. 198 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:50,840 I.. 199 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,960 - Play.. - Come on.. 200 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,280 Come on.. 201 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,280 - Play. - Come on! 202 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,440 Play.. 203 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,280 - Play.. - I can't. Come on. 204 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,360 Play.. 205 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,440 Yeah.. Yeah, man! 206 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,520 - Please.. - Play. 207 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,400 Play! 208 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,240 "Na.. Naked Prem!" 209 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,400 "Na.. Naked Prem!" 210 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,600 "Na.. Naked Prem!" 211 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,720 "Na.. Naked Prem!" 212 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,760 "Talk of the town, he is the clown!" 213 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,000 "Check out his undies, it all comes down." 214 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,960 "Check him out, sipping like a killer." 215 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,240 "He's in his undies, and he's good for nothing." 216 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,280 "He's good for nothing." 217 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,560 "Na.. Naked Prem!" 218 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,720 "Check him out.. Naked Prem!" 219 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,720 Thank you. 220 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,760 Bye, bye.. 221 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,800 Yes, Mom? 222 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,600 'How are you, dear?' - Fine, Mom. 223 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,200 'So, how was your first day?' - It was great. 224 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,720 In fact, I even made some friends. 225 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,480 They are all nice. 226 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,360 'Listen, I..' - Mom, I have to go. 227 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,400 They are calling me. 228 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,040 - I'll call you later. - 'Listen.. Do call back.' 229 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,280 Yeah. I'll.. I'll call you back. 230 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,440 Did you talk to Prem? All okay? 231 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,600 He tried really hard, Rajeev, not to let me know. 232 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:17,440 But I am his mother. He was lying to me. 233 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,400 Ankita.. 234 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,000 Remember what the doctor had said when we had twins? 235 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,880 One of them would be weak, and the other one would be quite strong. 236 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:37,040 Lord, if only my other son had been alive 237 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,080 he would've never let his brother cry like this. 238 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,360 'Hail Lord Ganesha!' 239 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,680 'Hail Lord Ganesha!' 240 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,720 "We are Your devotees. Where will we go?" 241 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,160 "My heart is in trouble. Please heed my plea." 242 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,920 "We are Your devotees. Where will we go?" 243 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,120 "My heart is in trouble. Please heed my plea." 244 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,560 "I don't understand what's happening to me." 245 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,920 "Do something.. Please, do something." 246 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,800 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 247 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:07,320 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 248 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,240 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 249 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:32,160 "Please give me some solution to this problem." 250 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,360 "Please grant me some wisdom, it's a serious matter." 251 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,560 "Someone whispers sweet stuff into my ears." 252 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,760 "They knock and enter my heart." 253 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,000 "Girls are spoiling me." 254 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,520 "Even I am getting spoilt, gradually." 255 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:51,680 "I don't know if I am laughing or crying." 256 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:56,040 "Do something.. Please, do something." 257 00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,960 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 258 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,240 "Come on.. Hey.." 259 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,920 "Hey.." 260 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:32,040 "I have got no one other than You in this world." 261 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:36,480 "I grew up at Your feet." 262 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,600 "My heart is Your abode. I fear none when You are with me." 263 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,360 "Whether I am innocent or naughty, You know everything about me." 264 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:51,640 "Sometimes, I sang hymns for You and You sang lullabies for me." 265 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,840 "Do something.. Please, do something." 266 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,760 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 267 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,440 "Listen, Lord Ganapati. Girls trouble me." 268 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,160 - "All hail Lord Ganapati.. - Hail!" 269 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,640 - "Hail Lord Ganapati! - Hail!" 270 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,680 Raja! 271 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,040 Raja, that bloody rascal grabbed my neck 272 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,040 - and chucked me aside. - Yeah, I know.. 273 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,680 Hey, Puss in Boots! 274 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,240 The shoes you're looking for 275 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,320 are on Nandu's feet. 276 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,360 - These are great.. - These are great shoes. 277 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,480 Hey! Who are you? 278 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,520 - Raja! - He says 'Raja'. 279 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,200 The guy you pushed is my brother. 280 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,160 And his reputation is my reputation. 281 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,560 And Raja's reputation isn't some beauty soap 282 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,760 which you can use and throw away. 283 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,440 Get my shoes. 284 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,960 Great! 285 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,280 Bless you, Raja. 286 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,240 - You knocked them out! - I did, right? 287 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,680 Do I have to keep kicking your sidekicks all night? 288 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,400 Won't you come? 289 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,440 Aren't you going to fight? 290 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,200 Come and fight Raja, come on. 291 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,560 Raja? 292 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,040 Raja! Raja! 293 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,600 Blood! 294 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,560 Raja, you know what? Let's return his shoes and get out. 295 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,080 We will.. But only after dealing with Alex. 296 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,200 - Come on, Raja.. - Come on. 297 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,640 - All hail.. - Lord Ganesha! 298 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,160 Come on, Raja. 299 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,000 Come on! 300 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,560 Get up.. 301 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,920 - If you hit Raja, I won't spare you. - Nandu! 302 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,680 Get lost! 303 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,760 Come on, Raja. Beat that rascal. 304 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,520 Beat that rascal. Beat him.. 305 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,320 - How dare you imitate me! - I am not imitating you. 306 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,360 I've been like this since childhood. 307 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,000 Shut up, I don't talk to people who stammer. 308 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,680 - Hit him, Raja. - Very good, beat him up! 309 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,360 Will you stop.. 310 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,280 Staying up all night takes a toll on my health. 311 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,398 You should've had two bottles of beer. On duty? 312 00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:43,080 Yes! 313 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,880 Are you mad? 314 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,840 - What are you two doing here? - Where else do we go? 315 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,560 Alex's condition is critical. 316 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,918 His men are looking all over for you, you know? 317 00:24:52,930 --> 00:24:53,680 Yes. 318 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,360 Raja, idea! 'Tatu-Tatot'! 319 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,488 What? 320 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,680 Shut up, Nandu. Look, Raja, Ms. Kashi is no more. 321 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,560 If she was alive, she would've been definitely worried about your life. 322 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,840 - Wouldn't she? - He's right. 323 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,680 You know what, Raja? 324 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,200 - Go away from this area for a few days. - Yes. 325 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,080 - What? - That is why.. 'Tatu-Tatot'! 326 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,160 - What? - Surat-Rajkot? 327 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,760 What about Surat-Rajkot? 328 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,960 Alex will find him even there. 329 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,280 - Right. - Well, leave India. Yes. 330 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,120 - But we don't have passports. - No, Raja, there is only one way. 331 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,720 - 'Tatu-Tatot'! - Shut up! I'll slap you! 332 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,880 - Let them speak, Nandu. - Look, Raja. Yeah? 333 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,160 I know someone who will take your photos 334 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,800 and stick it on someone else's passport and send you out of India. 335 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,680 - Who is he? - Pappu Passport! Yes! 336 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,200 You fool, I've been trying to say.. 337 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,920 Pappu Passport.. 338 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,200 Pappu Passport! 339 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,880 No fear when Pappu Passport is here. 340 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,240 So, where do you want to go? 341 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,480 Mr. Pappu, we're in a lot of trouble. 342 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,840 We want to go out of India. 343 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,280 But you don't have to worry. 344 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,160 Raja can give you Rs. 20,000! 345 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,360 Despite being a pauper, you talk like a king! 346 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,400 Never mind. If you add 30 more to it, I can send you to a place. 347 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,200 - Which place is that? - Look. 348 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,280 - Dancing.. - He is dancing! 349 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,960 Africa, Congo. 350 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,160 No, we're used to Indian drums. 351 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,560 We don't want to go to Congo. 352 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,400 - Where do you want to go? - Give us a second. 353 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,400 - Pappu is showing us really boring.. - London! 354 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,920 "You and me.." 355 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,400 "Britian.." 356 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,480 "Buckingham Palace.." 357 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,920 Ghatkopar.. 358 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,920 You and me in London. 359 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,200 London, sweetheart. 360 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,160 If you go there.. I have a friend in London. 361 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,360 - Who? - His name is Sharafat Ali. 362 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,120 - He owns a pizza shop. - Pizza! 363 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,440 You'll get a job too. 364 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,158 And as soon as you get a job, you'll get a girl. 365 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:57,720 Girl! 366 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,760 Life will be good! 367 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,640 Rs. 10 lakh. 368 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,120 Mr. Pappu, do you know why we want to go to London? 369 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,880 Why? 370 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,480 Mother used to say... 371 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,880 Your mother used to say what? 372 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,040 About brother, mother used to say.. 373 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,160 "Look at Ram's gait." 374 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,840 "It's so explosive." 375 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,280 But someone jinxed my brother's gait. 376 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,440 And the local goon broke his leg. 377 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,080 The doctor said that my brother's legs are beyond repair. 378 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,040 - We need to arrange Rs. 50 lakh. - What? 379 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,160 Yes. 380 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,960 I already paid the first instalment. 381 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,200 How? 382 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,520 A cricket umpire was missing a finger. 383 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,520 I gave him my finger. 384 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,640 - But you have all ten fingers. - He had 11. 385 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,360 - 11 fingers? - And he cut off one. 386 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,960 Do you know how I paid the second instalment? 387 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,680 There was an RJ. Radio Jockey. 388 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,800 He was dumb. We gave him his tongue. 389 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,240 Nandu, give him a demo. 390 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,400 First, I cut off my tongue and then, gave it to him. 391 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,800 - Cut off your tongue? - Yes. 392 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,960 - The doctor is calling. - Give it to him. 393 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,240 What do I tell the doctor? 394 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,560 - What do I tell him? - Talk to him. 395 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,040 - Please talk to him, Mr. Pappu. - No, you do. 396 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,920 - What should I say to him? - Look.. 397 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,680 Talk to him. 398 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,400 You do so much for your family and friends. 399 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,160 You're an angel. 400 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,880 You've awakened the human inside me. 401 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,640 I'll send you. 402 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,840 Even if I have to sell my home or my office. 403 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,200 Even if I become bankrupt 404 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,000 I will send you to London. 405 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,480 Don't cry. 406 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,240 Don't cry. I'll send you to Heathrow. 407 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,960 Raja.. 408 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,880 - This is a really nice place. - Why? 409 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,800 We can touch the air hostess whenever she comes and goes. 410 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,480 - Hey, Nandu! - Oh, sorry. 411 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,480 - May I help you? - Hi! Where is this seat? 412 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,720 Just over there. 413 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,080 - Move. - What a view! 414 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,480 Move! Your jacket. 415 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,360 These days, airplanes are so crowded. 416 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560 - What? - What? It's my seat. 417 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,560 - How are you? Are you single? - Excuse me? 418 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,400 I am talking to her. 419 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,400 - Hi. - Hi 420 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,320 - How are you? - Yeah.. London? 421 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,800 - Me too. Together.. - Do you want to change? 422 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,760 - No. - No, I like my seat. 423 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,840 Nice seat. 424 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,080 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.' 425 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,600 'We are experiencing a little turbulence.' 426 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,720 Hey, student of the fear! First time traveller? 427 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,400 - Yes. - Oh! 428 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,920 - I mean, the first time this week. - Oh! 429 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,800 Actually, you know what? 430 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,520 If you're scared, you can sing.. 431 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,040 - It really works, you should try it. - Scared? 432 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,640 Who is scared? 433 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,240 - Raja, this plane is going to crash. - It's just turbulence. 434 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,000 - Please, don't panic. - Excuse me, ma'am. 435 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,680 It is just a turbulence. 436 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,880 - Raja! Raja! - Put on your seat belt. 437 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,160 The air hostess stammers too. 438 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,200 She's saying 'turbulence' instead of 'ambulance'. 439 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,120 Who gives them the licence? 440 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,920 - Raja.. - Yes, Nandu? 441 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,840 - Wooing the girl? - No, Nandu. 442 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,120 - Cosying up with her? - No, Nandu. 443 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,560 Open your eyes. 444 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,800 - You're in my blanket? How cheap! - Excuse me! This is my blanket. 445 00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,920 That one is yours. 446 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,960 By the way, your last line, 'how cheap', was really hurting. 447 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,920 But you cosying up to me in my blanket was really romantic. 448 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,160 Shut up! 449 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,760 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've safely landed at London Heathrow Airport.' 450 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,160 'We hope you have enjoyed your flight.' 451 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,000 We're in London! 452 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,880 We've arrived in London, Nandu! Yeah! 453 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,800 - Good day. - You.. What the.. 454 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,440 What's happening to me? 455 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,360 - Oh, God! Stop it! - Sorry, sorry.. Just look! 456 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,440 Something's happening to me. What can I do? 457 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,920 Hey, stop it. Stop it, man. 458 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,120 - What's wrong with you? - Hey, what are you doing? 459 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,080 Come on.. 460 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,960 Wow! 461 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,080 At the college's annual music event 462 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,200 you're going to rock it, man. 463 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,480 - I'll try. - Hi. Samaara. 464 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,760 - Prem. Prem Malhotra. - Prem, you're awesome. 465 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,040 I am sure you could've showed your skills that day 466 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,880 but all thanks to Rocky.. He's kind of absurd! 467 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,360 He's crazy. 468 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,160 Prem, can I ask you for a favour? 469 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,720 Anything. 470 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,360 Can you teach me some music? 471 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,000 Well, I can teach you music from A to Z. 472 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,160 Okay! So, my place? 473 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,480 I mean, you can teach me music at my place, at 4 p.m. 474 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,760 Then I'll be there at your place today at 4 p.m. 475 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,240 - Today? Well, it's already 5 p.m. - Oh! 476 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,080 - Sorry. - Tomorrow. Tomorrow at 4 p.m. 477 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,520 - Yeah, tomorrow 4 p.m. - Okay. 478 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,720 - Yeah. Great. - All right. 479 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,960 - Thanks. - Cheers. 480 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,720 And you're really good. 481 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,160 Tomorrow, 4 p.m. 482 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,680 Hello! 483 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,360 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 484 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,520 What if Rocky finds out that you're going over to Samaara's house? 485 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,328 Then you'd be.. 486 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,560 Why would Rocky have a problem if I meet Samaara? 487 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,440 - Because she's mine. - Yeah. Stay away from Samaara. 488 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,760 Or else, I'll deactivate you like this SIM card. 489 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,440 What are you doing? What are you doing, Raja? 490 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,760 We're in an airport, everyone's watching. 491 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,320 Raja, what's happening? What is happening? 492 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,680 Raja, what's wrong? 493 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,440 What happened? Shall I call for a doctor? 494 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,000 - Hi! - Bye! 495 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,920 Remember me in your prayers and kisses. 496 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,240 Hey, Raja.. 497 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,480 Mad! 498 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,000 Raja, what keeps happening to you? 499 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,600 In the airplane, you were doing such antics. 500 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,720 And while collecting your luggage 501 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,200 - you were acting obscene! - Nandu, I wasn't doing it intentionally. 502 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,880 It felt like someone caught me. 503 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,000 - I don't get it. - Hey, Raja.. Yes? 504 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,520 I think you're going crazy out of happiness. 505 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,200 Yes, because it's the first time I flew in an airplane. 506 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,880 - That's why.. - Welcome to London, Mr. Raja, Mr. Nandu. 507 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,600 - How do you know Raja? - Well, Pappu Passport sent me. 508 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,680 - Pappu Passport? - Yes. 509 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,480 Pappu Passport insisted that I should take good care of you two. 510 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,800 So, I've made all the arrangements. 511 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,400 Free car, along with pickup and drop facility. 512 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,280 Free boarding, free food.. 513 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,880 - And a free massage, every two hours. - With coconut oil? 514 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,520 No, stupid! With London police's truncheon. 515 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,000 Inspector Dhillon, London Police. 516 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,320 - Look, you can arrest us if you want. - I will. 517 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,480 - But I would like to say something. - Go ahead. 518 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,160 My father is sick. 519 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,520 What's wrong with your father? 520 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,120 He got hurt and fell. 521 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280 A man first falls down and then gets hurt. 522 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,880 - He fell asleep and the fan fell on him. - Oh, my! 523 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Bam! 524 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120 Hey, relax! 525 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,600 We came here for his treatment. Even paid Pappu Passport. 526 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,880 I sold my kidney for it. 527 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,680 - You sold a kidney? - I did. 528 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,800 I am not worried about the kidney. 529 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,600 But when my father finds out 530 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,680 that his son is rotting in Dhillon's jail 531 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,240 my poor sick father won't even be able to commit suicide. 532 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,800 - Why? Why not.. - The fan already fell on him! 533 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,720 - There is no fan! - Oh, yes! 534 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,880 Then how will he hang himself? 535 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,200 Phone.. Let him talk. 536 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,680 It's my father calling. My father. 537 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,680 - Will you talk to him? - Stop it. You'll make me cry. 538 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,600 You live in London and make fun of the poor like us? 539 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,400 Lord, there's so much sorrow in the world. 540 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,000 - Do you have a handkerchief? - Give it to him. 541 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,000 Here you go. Wipe your tears properly. 542 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,200 There's so much sorrow in this world. 543 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,400 There's more sorrow than the number of people in this world. 544 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,880 May God bless everyone. 545 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,880 - Hey, Watermelon. - It's Dhillon. 546 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,600 Whatever! Those two? Are they Raja and Nandu? 547 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:11,600 No.. 548 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,680 What the.. Oh, yes! 549 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,880 Rascals! Making a fool of a fellow Indian. I won't spare you. 550 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,200 Raja, a train has arrived at the airport. Let's catch it. 551 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,320 Get in.. 552 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000 I won't spare you. 553 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,000 Come back! 554 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,000 He made a fool out of me. 555 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,480 - Raja? - Yes. 556 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,320 - Nandu? - Even you know Raja? 557 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,000 For sure, you'll find me feeble-minded 558 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,800 but favouring you will be highly flammable. 559 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,400 As I can foresee that both of are fatuous, frenzy 560 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,520 and feckless and you've faltered frantically. 561 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,280 What did he say? 562 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,200 I just stammer, but he's out of control. 563 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,200 Did you understand a word? 564 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,880 I did! Of course, I did! Thank you, Mr. Sharafat. 565 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,400 - He has hired us. - Thank you, Mr. Sharafat. 566 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,280 Hey.. Come here.. 567 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,320 You are really nice. 568 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,120 Pappu Passport is in police custody. 569 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,800 I can't take the risk of giving you two a job. 570 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,120 No, please, Mr. Sharafat. We came here depending on you. 571 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280 - But I can't take this risk. - But, Mr. Sharafat.. 572 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,428 If we stay here, you will be out of danger. 573 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,120 How? 574 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,800 Places like these easily turn into a battleground. 575 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,880 - Battleground? - Yeah. 576 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,880 In the dead of night, people rob cute guys like you. 577 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,000 Where's the owner? 578 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,400 Where's the owner? 579 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,880 I-I am the owner. 580 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,000 - What happened? - Give us the money? 581 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,120 - Give us the money. - Listen to me. 582 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,800 Hit him again! Hit him again! 583 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,600 But imagine what would've happened if I was there! 584 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,600 What? 585 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,800 Take a look. 586 00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,280 Where's the owner? 587 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,720 Where's the owner? 588 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,120 Hit him! 589 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,600 - Marvellous! Marvellous.. - What are you doing? 590 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,200 - You're not a kid. You're the owner. - Yeah. 591 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,800 Boss, if you give us the job, you stand to benefit. 592 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:40,960 What are you thinking? 593 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,600 Flawlessly figuring out which forte should be functionalised. 594 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,360 - What? - What? 595 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,000 I am thinking whether I should offer you a job 596 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,400 or partnership. 597 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,200 Sweetie, you're looking beautiful. Really nice. 598 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200 - Mom, I am uncomfortable. - You see.. 599 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,120 Your body language isn't right. 600 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,120 Once he sees your front and back 601 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,120 - he'll follow you everywhere. - Please, Mom! 602 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,120 What is this? 603 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,720 Rajeev Malhotra's son, Prem, is coming over to meet you. 604 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400 Oh, my God. 605 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,200 His bank balance even makes the banks unbalanced. 606 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,880 Mom, stop talking about money all the time.. 607 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,280 - How are you, ma'am? - Great. 608 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,600 Hi. 609 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,120 You're looking nice. 610 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,600 - Really? - After all, she's my daughter. 611 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,320 - Prem, please come in.. Mom.. - She is pushy.. 612 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,088 Prem.. I'm so happy. So, you're into music? 613 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:47,200 Yes, ma'am. 614 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,600 - So am I! Would you like to hear? - No.. 615 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,800 Please do. 616 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,720 - Sa, Re, Ga, Ma.. Amitabh Bachchan! - Mom.. 617 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,480 - Sa Re Ga Ma Pa. - Yeah, but Amitabh Bachchan was in 'Paa'! 618 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,600 Got you! Good one, right? 619 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,000 - Go to her bedroom and get started. - Mom! 620 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,120 With your music! I'll get some snacks. 621 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,120 "Do the garba.." - I am not a garba dancer. 622 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,320 "Do the garba.." - Hey.. - Go on! 623 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,280 Oh, Shirley, you turned out to be like Kate Winslet in Titanic! 624 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,280 - You and him, in the car... - Excuse me, miss. 625 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,400 We're on the lookout for illegally immigrating Indians. 626 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,600 - So, if you've seen them, just say. - Later. 627 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,320 - Hey, show her the picture. - Yes. 628 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,120 You have never seen them before, right? Thank you. 629 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,400 She's never seen them before. Let's go. 630 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,400 You don't want me to catch these guys and get a promotion. 631 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,120 That's been your plan all along. 632 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,880 - Stupid! - Get lost. Go away! 633 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,880 You maniac! 634 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280 Thank you, she's never seen them before. 635 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,880 Do you realise this? Get lost. 636 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 You're the worst partner any cop can ever have. 637 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,400 "Oh, yeah, you are.." 638 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,800 Sorry.. T-There was a mosquito over there. 639 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,200 Mosquito? 640 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,218 You followed me all the way to my dad's supermarket.. 641 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:15,880 Hey! 642 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,320 I wasn't following you. I am the pizza delivery boy. 643 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,880 Nothing surprising. 644 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,600 This is what illegal London gatecrashers like you do. 645 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,280 - Hey, bonfire. - Bonfire? 646 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,600 Always raging! 647 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,200 Don't think I am a pushover. 648 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,720 - I've 500 billion in my bank. - What? 649 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,680 500 billion in my bank, but only 500 in my account. 650 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,400 - Pretty soon, you won't have that either. - Why? 651 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,800 - Come on. - Where are you taking me? 652 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,280 - What are you doing? - Inspector.. Hey! 653 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,240 Before you call him, hear me out at least. Please! 654 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,880 What? 655 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,480 Mother used to say.. 656 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,200 "Fair wrists.." 657 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,000 "O' lady, your fair wrists." 658 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,960 - Meaning? - I mean, if I go to jail 659 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,600 my 11 sisters will never get married. 660 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,000 - Eleven sisters? - Yes. And I was the 12th man. 661 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,200 I arranged Rs. 11 lakh for the dowry of my 11 sisters. 662 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 But their in-laws didn't accept 663 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,120 my old 500 and 1000 rupees notes. 664 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,600 It was so damn demoralising and demonetising. 665 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,520 After that, somehow.. Don't ask how. 666 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,600 I accumulated the money and came to London to work. To toil! 667 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,118 And you want to hand me over to the police? 668 00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:28,800 No! Sorry! 669 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,800 - What? - I am sorry. 670 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,600 If I don't take up the responsibility for my 11 sisters 671 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,280 - how will I face my neighbouring father? - Neighbouring father? 672 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,280 There were already 12 people in the house. 673 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,000 So, father had to stay with the neighbours. 674 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,960 "Fair wrists, oh, baby, your fair wrists.." 675 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,000 It's my father. He's calling from our neighbour's house. 676 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200 What do I tell father? 677 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,880 What should I tell him? 678 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,280 - Talk to him, please. - No, I am sorry. What am I going to say? 679 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,200 Tell him that you want to hand me over to the police. 680 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,280 - Tell him.. - No, please... 681 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,880 - Ma'am, my bill.. - Please, I am sorry.. Hey 682 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,800 ..I guess he'll get her pregnant with a kiss. See you. 683 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,000 Ma'am, I was saying.. 684 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,600 Good, continue. 685 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,720 The money is right here. Have fun. 686 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,880 Sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. 687 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,800 I am very sorry, I don't.. 688 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,720 - I didn't know what's happening! - Mom! 689 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,600 - Samaara.. Samaara, I am very.. - Mom! 690 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,120 Go! - Don't call your mom. I didn't intend to! 691 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600 I don't know what happened.. 692 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,600 I am.. I am sorry, Mother. Sorry, Daughter. 693 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,120 I don't know what's happening to me. 694 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,720 I need a shrink. I need the NHS. 695 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,600 Help me! Help me, O' Lord. 696 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,080 - Mom, he kissed me. - Not just you.. 697 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,400 He kissed me as well. 698 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,520 "My veil flies away!" 699 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,400 - Mom! - "My veil flies away!" 700 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,600 Come on. 701 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Come, my son. 702 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,320 He's my childhood friend, Bakshi. 703 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,280 His daughter is as beautiful as his home. 704 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,120 - I want you to meet her. - But I don't want to! 705 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,480 Why? Look.. 706 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,200 This is just like you guys play on Facebook. 707 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,000 You like somebody, you dislike somebody! 708 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,400 Like-dislike, right? This is similar. 709 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,200 - But I am not on Facebook. - That's all right! Come. 710 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,520 - Stop pushing me. - Come on. 711 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,080 Malhotra! 712 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,040 When I saw from afar.. 713 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,160 Bakshi, you've been repeating 714 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,600 - this one-liner for 30 years now. - Bang on! 715 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,200 - Dad, he's very loud. - Yes, he's very.. 716 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,600 When I saw from afar, something was hanging on the wall. 717 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,400 When I came closer, I saw it was my best buddy. 718 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,200 So happy to see you. So happy to see you. 719 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,280 - Meet my son, Prem. - Give me your blessings. 720 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,600 Oh, my God! He's taking my blessings! In London! 721 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,000 - What would you like, dear? - Sir, milk will do. 722 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,320 - Milk? - Milk? 723 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,520 You're a guy! Guys don't drink milk. 724 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,680 - A cow gives milk. - That's right! 725 00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,680 - Dad, they are very strange. - Yes, they are. 726 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,600 Raja! 727 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,680 This is my daughter, Alishka. 728 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,880 - Come here, Alishka. - Hello! 729 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,600 - Sorry. - It's okay. 730 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,520 Alishka, that's Mr. Malhotra and Prem. 731 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,600 Take his blessings. 732 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,800 - Dad! - Come on, dear. Go ahead.. 733 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,200 - Dad.. - Not him, dear. The father.. 734 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,400 Let it be, dear. 735 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,080 - She just winked at me. - Yes, I saw. 736 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,520 Malhotra, you can ask her now as to what all she does. 737 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,400 - Yes. What do you do, dear? I'll tell you. - Sure. 738 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,520 Dad! - While taking a selfie, she can make different types of faces. 739 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,520 - Really? - This.. Get back. Dad.. Dad.. 740 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,520 - Sir, we both will sit near the pool. - No! 741 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,080 - Come on! I don't like pools. - Come on! 742 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,200 - I don't want to swim. - Come on. 743 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,868 Please. 744 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,680 He wants milk? I'll bring the milk! No worries.. 745 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,600 You're an awesome actor, man. 746 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,400 Looking cultured, asking for milk.. 747 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,800 - Whereas, the other day, you went wild! - Wild? 748 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:01,280 Oh! Did you forget? You kissed so hard. 749 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,400 That was just a mistake. 750 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,320 - But how do you know? - Oh, come on! 751 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,880 - You kissed so hard, everyone knows. - Everyone? 752 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,720 - Of course! Stop pretending now. - Please, don't tell my dad. 753 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,480 Now, you're on track. 754 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,200 But I must say! 755 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,720 You just barged into my house with a fake father 756 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,480 - and impressed my dad as well. - Fake father? 757 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,920 - Please behave yourself. - Oh, yeah! 758 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,800 - I will behave myself. - What are you doing? 759 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,200 You deserve another one. 760 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,920 - Come on.. - No.. What are you doing? 761 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,600 Please don't.. 762 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,520 What the.. Oh, my! 763 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,800 Like you said.. 764 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,320 'Remember me in your prayers and kisses.' 765 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,000 - This is Stacy, this is Liz.. - They are all foreigners. 766 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,840 Yes, after Dipti's death.. - Dad.. - Yes? - Dad. 767 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,600 - What happened? - You're shaking. Are you okay? 768 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,800 - Dad, I'm feeling vertigo. I want to go. - Have some coffee. 769 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,080 - No, I am getting palpitations. - Then, have a biscuit. 770 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,000 - I have a heart problem, Dad. - Then lie down for a bit 771 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,680 - in Alishka's bedroom. - What is it? Dad, I have a problem.. 772 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,120 - Calm down. - I can't take it anymore. 773 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,720 - Okay.. - Why don't you.. Did you have the milk? 774 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,080 The milk was really good, sir. Thank you. 775 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,800 - Okay. Calm down. Calm down. - Wait.. 776 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,280 He's a little weird guy, but.. How did you like him? 777 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,038 Since you chose him for me, he must be right. 778 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:10,800 See? 779 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:16,080 "My love is here.." - Okay! 780 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,200 Did you see my daughter dance in Sanskrit? 781 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,188 First time, I saw swag in Sanskrit, Brother-in-law. 782 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:21,760 Yes. 783 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,800 I guess the boy is right. But I think the girl is wrong. 784 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,760 Nothing's wrong here. 785 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,200 It's my values which I gave my Indian daughter. 786 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,880 - I know everything. - If you know everything, tell me. 787 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,000 Who gets the 'Man of the Match' award in a women's cricket match? 788 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,800 - Can we travel to Mars on a Friday? - What? 789 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,320 - Were Einstein and Valentine brothers? - You're crazy. 790 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,080 - Tell me.. - "My love is here.." 791 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,200 You know, my gut feeling 792 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,600 says that Raja is somewhere around. 793 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,800 Samaara? Samaara! 794 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,880 - I know. - Excuse me. 795 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,000 Sorry.. 796 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,720 Samaara, just a minute, please. 797 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,920 I'll see you girls. 798 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,800 - Bye! - What? 799 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,600 Samaara, I've never behaved like that before. 800 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,600 I don't know what happened to me. It was me, but it wasn't me. 801 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,120 That kiss.. Your mom.. I didn't mean to do that. 802 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,880 I am.. I am sorry. 803 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,280 Prem, you should do two things. 804 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,880 First, consult a doctor. You really need it urgently. 805 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,888 Second? 806 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:39,600 Second, I am hungry. Let's talk over lunch. 807 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,400 What would you like to eat? 808 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,920 Hi! Can I get a pepperoni pizza, please? 809 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,280 - Excuse me, are you single? - Yes. 810 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,120 Hey, she's single, you're single, ready to mingle. 811 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,680 - Oh, my, Toyota. - Sorry? 812 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,280 - I am Raja from Versova. - Alisha, from Radford. 813 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,200 - Here's your burger and fries. - Thanks. 814 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,800 By the way, you look good without specs. 815 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,400 Radford, you look amazing. 816 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,080 Which pizza would you like to have? 817 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,680 Sorry.. I don't know why.. I didn't mean it. 818 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,600 He can do it with both the eyes. 819 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,480 Sorry.. I don't know why. Did something go inside.. 820 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,520 He's a magician. 821 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,600 - You haven't changed a bit! - No, I have.. 822 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,320 - You need help. - Samaara, I am very sorry. 823 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,920 The eye doesn't stop. Keeps fluttering. 824 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,280 Samaara, I am very sorry. Ma'am. 825 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,600 What's happening with me? 826 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,600 Samaara! Samaara! Samaara, listen.. 827 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:44,600 - My promotion! Raja from India. - Who is it? Sir, please let me go. 828 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,600 - Who are you, sir? - Dhillon. 829 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,120 - I am Inspector Dhillon. - Poonam Dhillon, please let me.. 830 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,600 - It's Kuldeep Dhillon. - Sorry. 831 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,000 Officer, please let me go. Otherwise, I'll get in big trouble. 832 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,200 - Otherwise? Threatening the police? - No, sir. 833 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,600 - Otherwise, what will you do? - I respect the police. 834 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,600 I respect the law, sir. 835 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,137 Oh, my God! Since when did you start smoking? 836 00:50:11,149 --> 00:50:12,000 Do you want one? 837 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,320 - Stay away from me. And don't follow me. - Is she crazy? 838 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,120 You.. 839 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,600 Hey, take it easy, bro. She's just a simple, innocent girl. 840 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,000 She's hot and sexy too. 841 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,480 Honesty in the first line. 842 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:27,680 Molesting in the second? 843 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,480 Let the girl go! 844 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,360 I'll deal with you.. 845 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,920 - Sorry, Policeman. - You can't hit the police. It's a crime. 846 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,520 I am not hitting you, sir. It is not me. 847 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,880 Sir.. Please forgive me, sir. 848 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 - Listen to me.. - I don't know! I need a doctor, sir. 849 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,480 - Take me to a doctor, sir. - No, no.. Please! 850 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,120 Wait! 851 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:01,760 Come. 852 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,320 Sir.. 853 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,960 What's happening to me? 854 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,040 - How dare you push a police officer! - Excuse me. 855 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,080 Where did he go? 856 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,200 I won't spare you. 857 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,800 Raja, I'll get that promotion. 858 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,120 This is wrong. 859 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,720 Raja! 860 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,880 You're dead. 861 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,600 Come on, you cop! Come on. 862 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,440 Hey, stop! 863 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,480 - Phillon! - What are you doing? 864 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,520 Dhillon! 865 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,680 Move. 866 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,440 Pass.. Pass the ball. 867 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,400 Pass the ball.. 868 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,680 Pass the ball.. Throw, throw.. Go, go.. 869 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,920 What the... 870 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,320 Come down, you monkey! I'll take you to task. 871 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,320 Shall I come down? 872 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,120 - Shall I come down? - Careful. 873 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,080 Fine, I am coming. 874 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:19,920 Don't hit the police! 875 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,800 - Come on, you cops. - Hey, stop.. 876 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,520 What happened? 877 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,520 What's wrong with Samaara? 878 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,080 Actually, she became unconscious. 879 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,760 So, I brought her here. 880 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,760 - What did you do to make her unconscious? - No.. 881 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,000 Naughty boy! 882 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,080 Ma'am! 883 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,160 Son-in-law! 884 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,240 Hey, Father-in-law! 885 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,280 Bless me. 886 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,480 Why did you jump over the gate? 887 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,920 Oh, my! I've always been a jumping jack. 888 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,960 - That reminds me.. Yes? - Remember this. 889 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,400 When I looked from afar, it was Alia Bhatt. 890 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,320 Nice. 891 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,200 When I looked from afar, it was Alia Bhatt. 892 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,800 - When I took a closer look, it was.. - Mahesh Bhatt. 893 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,040 Mahesh Bhatt! 894 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,440 - I see! You're here to meet my daughter. - Yes. 895 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:26,680 - Yellow is your favourite colour! - Yeah. 896 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,160 - I love it. - Okay. 897 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,320 Follow me! 898 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,680 I would rather go in here than go to jail. 899 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,880 - Follow me. - Wait for me, old man. 900 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,920 Who is this baldy? 901 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,960 - Thanks, Prem. - For making you unconscious? 902 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,280 No, Mom. There was a guy who tried to act fresh with me. 903 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,880 And Prem beat him up. 904 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,160 - Is it? - You should have seen it, Mom. 905 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,120 Did I? 906 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,640 Don't be modest. I've seen it. 907 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,880 This calls for a celebration. Rum, whiskey or vodka? 908 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,360 I don't drink alcohol. 909 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,640 Only milk. 910 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,960 Here I come.. Here I come with milk. 911 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,920 Here you go, sir. Your favourite, cow's milk. 912 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,920 You buffalo, if you want to give milk 913 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,760 go to a milk colony. I can... 914 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,480 I can sniff out my stuff. Get lost. 915 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,840 Brother-in-law.. 916 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,240 He's a wrong number. He's not Prem. 917 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,200 He's Prem. 918 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,200 Prem drinks milk. Prem drinks alcohol. 919 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,600 He doesn't drink alcohol in front of his father. 920 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,800 He pretends to be cultured in front of his father. It's his values. 921 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:18,880 Prem is a funny man. 922 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:19,800 - Say cheers. - What? 923 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,960 - Say cheers. Cheers. - Cheers. 924 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,160 This is so good! 925 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,560 Why do I feel high after drinking this milk? 926 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,280 It's not the milk, it's Samaara. 927 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,120 - Oh, God! - Ma'am.. 928 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,160 Sir, you've got a really hot daughter. 929 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,200 Wanna come for the 9 to 12 show? 930 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,320 Samaara! 931 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,120 - You're awesome. - 'Awesome'? 932 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,360 Son-in-law! 933 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,600 Son-in-law, what are you doing? 934 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,520 - Why? Is she your wife? - No. 935 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,840 Hold on.. 936 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,760 Out! 937 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,720 - She's Natalia, our housekeeper. - Right! 938 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,600 My daughter is upstairs, in her bedroom. 939 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,160 - Your daughter's upstairs, in the bedroom? - Yes. 940 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,200 For me? Wow! 941 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,320 - I told you.. - What? That my daughter will fall in love 942 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,560 with a guy in yellow? 943 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,000 - Oh, my! Alishka! - Hi, my hero! 944 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,520 - Hey, is she your daughter? - She's my daughter. 945 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,000 Then I've got to ask her a question. 946 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,440 - Do you live here? - I do! 947 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,280 - What? - I do! 948 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,000 - Come again! - I do! 949 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,320 Wow! Sir! 950 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,400 Your daughter said 'I do' thrice. Congratulations! 951 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,360 Congratulations! 952 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,480 I'll take you to pretty shores. I am all yours. 953 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,400 Brother-in-law, he's the wrong number. 954 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,880 - Why do you keep dialling wrong numbers? - Hey.. 955 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,360 "The building is high!" 956 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,480 "Your lift is not working." 957 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,760 "How do I come?" 958 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,720 "The heart wishes to come." 959 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,240 "The building is high!" 960 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,400 "Your lift is not working." 961 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,600 "How do I come?" 962 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,640 "The heart wishes to come." 963 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:25,520 "Come.. Come, O' my king of the sea." 964 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,840 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 965 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,120 "Come.. Come with a band." 966 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:38,400 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 967 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,040 "How? The building is high!" 968 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,240 "Your lift is not working." 969 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,400 "How do I come?" 970 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,440 "The heart wishes to come." 971 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,120 "How.." 972 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,600 "How.." 973 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,560 "I'll come running for you." 974 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,880 "I'll climb up a hundred stairs too." 975 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,480 "You are my beloved, you have to come." 976 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,640 "You have to tolerate my tantrums." 977 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,920 "You walk ahead and I'll follow you." 978 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,080 "You attract me like a magnet." 979 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,480 "Where are you going with your eyes closed?" 980 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,160 "You'll come under Michael's bicycle." 981 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:51,200 "You are as far as you are close." 982 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:56,360 "You wink at me. What a strange girl you are." 983 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,400 "A strange girl.." 984 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,720 "What a strange girl you are." 985 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,320 "Oh, come on now.." 986 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,200 "I miss you.." 987 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:15,200 "Come.. Come, O' my king of the sea." 988 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,520 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 989 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,360 "How? The building is high! Your lift is not working." 990 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,640 "How do I come? The heart wishes to come." 991 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:41,160 "Come.. Come, O' my king of the sea." 992 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,560 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 993 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,680 "Come.. Come, O' my king of the sea." 994 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,160 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 995 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,280 "Come.. Come, O' my king of the sea." 996 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,960 "I miss you. O' my groom, come now." 997 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,760 - Beautiful, right? - I like that. 998 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,560 Look, bro. 999 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,560 Samaara, do you want to watch the Harry Potter play? 1000 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,520 - Harry Potter? - I really like.. 1001 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,200 Wow, Prem! You've been dancing and singing these days. 1002 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,678 I even noticed, you two were holding hands! 1003 00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:19,040 No.. 1004 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,760 - Sir, don't physically abuse me. - Not bad! No.. 1005 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,720 - Mr. Rocky.. - No.. 1006 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,560 W-We were singing and dancing 1007 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,658 because we were practising for the music event. 1008 00:59:25,670 --> 00:59:26,360 I see. 1009 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,000 And.. And we were holding hands because 1010 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,354 I got lost in this college. She was guiding me. 1011 00:59:31,366 --> 00:59:32,280 Stop lying, Prem. 1012 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,040 - Yes, Rocky. We're dating. And having fun. - No fun. 1013 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,720 And guess what? We've kissed. You wanna see how? 1014 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,840 N-No, I.. 1015 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,168 Why, you.. 1016 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,280 He's not scared of any Tom, Dick or Rocky, okay? 1017 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,960 - What are you saying? - Oh, come on, Prem. 1018 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,120 I've seen how you bashed up that guy in the basketball court. 1019 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,108 Which guys? 1020 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,880 Rocky, lay off. Because if he blows his cool.. 1021 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,240 Then what? What will you do? 1022 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,240 - What will you do? - What will I do? I won't do anything. 1023 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,200 - I won't do anything now. - He won't do it now. 1024 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,800 He'll do it later. After the college hours. 1025 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,400 Exactly at 5 p.m. - I see! - SIM card! - Yo! 1026 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,920 Tell everyone in the college. 1027 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,440 Today, at 5 p.m. 1028 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,200 - Prem will fight with Rocky. - What? Okay. Fine. 1029 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,440 - SIM card, wait. - No, she just said it. 1030 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,960 Oh, yes! I have an appointment with the dentist at 5 p.m. 1031 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,520 - I have a toothache. - Don't worry. 1032 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,200 After 5 p.m., you won't have any teeth. 1033 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,200 - He's going to clean your clock at 5 p.m. - Really? 1034 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,520 - He's going to rip you apart. - Really? 1035 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,440 You have no idea. 1036 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,908 You know, you're making such tall claims for him. 1037 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,400 Save me, God. 1038 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,840 Just turn around. 1039 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,560 Rocky-Prem.. It's a muscle mania. 1040 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,440 You should also come. It's going to be fun. 1041 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,840 There will be kicking, punching.. Please join us. 1042 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,800 Come on! 1043 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:44,200 Today at 5 o'clock! Royal rumble! Summer slam! 1044 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,120 Come on. 1045 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,440 5 o'clock.. Rocky vs Prem! 1046 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,600 You have a problem, my son? 1047 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,200 Father, I have a lot of problems. 1048 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,920 Father, there's a girl I love, but.. 1049 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:21,280 Tell Him! 1050 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,960 God, I have a very small problem. 1051 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,200 You've performed so many miracles. 1052 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,680 God, please save me from getting beaten up at 5 o'clock. 1053 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,920 Please. I can't take it, I am very weak. 1054 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,000 God, if not for me, at least for my mom and dad. 1055 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,200 I am their only son. Please, God! 1056 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:03,840 Excuse me, excuse me. 1057 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,400 Yes! 1058 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,160 He's here. 1059 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,800 Don't look at me like that, silly. You'll fall in love. 1060 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:20,440 - You too. - Hey! 1061 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,800 - Pepperoni pizza! Your order? - Yeah. Come. 1062 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,720 Coming through.. Coming through, moron. 1063 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,240 You look really hungry, sir. 1064 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,400 You brought pizza for everyone because you got scared! 1065 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,520 - Why are you hitting me? - It's 5 o'clock! 1066 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,280 But I brought it in 30 minutes. 1067 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,680 Hey, you.. 1068 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,320 Bless the child. 1069 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,960 You shouldn't have done that, man. 1070 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,480 This isn't right. Enough! 1071 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,960 I only respect two things in life. 1072 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,000 Mother and food. 1073 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,560 Because one gives birth to us 1074 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,440 and the other keeps us alive. 1075 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,400 So, young man, I don't need a reason to bash you up 1076 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,000 but I've found a big emotion. 1077 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,720 Hurry up, I don't have time. 1078 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,960 Oh, my child! Are you okay? 1079 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,240 That hurt, right? 1080 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,920 Come on. 1081 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,160 Mister, I always do what I say. 1082 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,360 And what I don't say, I WhatsApp it! Get up. 1083 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,720 Come on. 1084 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,520 Thank you.. Thank you. 1085 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,320 Hey! 1086 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,080 Good job! 1087 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,240 Don't underestimate the power of a pizza boy. 1088 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,240 - Pizza boy? - Yeah! 1089 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,760 "Rocky, you are done for!" 1090 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,000 "You are done for, Rocky!" 1091 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,080 "Rocky, you are done for!" 1092 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,200 "You are done for, Rocky!" 1093 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,400 "Rocky, you are done for!" 1094 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,480 "You are done for, Rocky!" 1095 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,680 "Rocky, you are done for!" 1096 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,800 "You are done for, Rocky!" 1097 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,920 "Rocky, you are done for!" 1098 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,080 "You are done for, Rocky!" 1099 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,200 "Talk of the town, he is the clown." 1100 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,280 "Check out his state, all thumbs down." 1101 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,240 "Check him out, sipping like a killer." 1102 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,600 "Look at his face, it's all black and blue." 1103 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,160 "It's all black and blue." 1104 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,040 - Oh, Lord! - You are great! 1105 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,000 - Sorry.. - No, I am sorry.. 1106 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,080 - I am sorry. Don't hit me. - No, I am sorry, sir. 1107 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,240 - Why would I hit you? I won't, sir. - Don't hit me. 1108 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,680 - I won't hit you, sir. - Don't hit me. Sorry! 1109 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,640 "One, a Raja, one, a Prem." 1110 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,880 "One, a Raja, one, a Prem." 1111 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,240 Doctor, very strange things are happening to me. 1112 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,640 I feel like someone's suddenly controlling my body. 1113 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,600 The other day, I suddenly kissed a girl. 1114 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,960 - Then, I hit a policeman. - You did the right thing. 1115 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,960 So, what's the problem? 1116 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,680 - Well.. - What is the problem? 1117 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,560 It would've been a problem 1118 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,320 if you had hit the girl and kissed the policeman. 1119 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,840 Yuck! So distasteful! 1120 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,080 Relax, my boy! Chill. Relax! 1121 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,400 - Are you tense? - Yeah. 1122 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,720 - Are you stressed? - Yes. 1123 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,160 Let me explain. Come with me. 1124 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,920 Come, my boy, come. 1125 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,040 Now, listen to me carefully. 1126 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,640 For split-personality, multiple disorders 1127 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:29,240 you don't have any causes or symptoms. Not at all. 1128 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,680 That means, you're absolutely fine. You are fit as a fiddle. Go.. 1129 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,800 - But, Doctor.. - Buts and ifs.. Oh! 1130 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,320 Let me diagnose you once and for all. Okay? 1131 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,600 Put that back inside. Did I ask you to stick your tongue out? 1132 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,920 - No. - Put it back in. 1133 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,400 Soft as marshmallow! 1134 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,560 You stepped back? 1135 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,840 - You stepped back, didn't you? - I did. 1136 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,920 - That means, you're all right. - Okay. 1137 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,480 If you were sick, you would've broken my jaw. 1138 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:55,400 Like this. 1139 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,998 See, you stepped back again. So, you're perfectly all right. 1140 01:06:59,010 --> 01:06:59,880 Yes 1141 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,680 - I don't get it. - Okay, it's all done. Thank you. 1142 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,120 I went over to deliver pizzas. 1143 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,280 I didn't even know the guy, or crossed his path.. 1144 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,960 The bloody buffoon started throwing punches at me. 1145 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,360 - Oh, God! Does that hurt? - Yes, don't do it. 1146 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,320 - I just want to know if it hurts. - Stop touching. 1147 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,188 Well, I only want to know if it's paining. 1148 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:15,800 Nandu! 1149 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,400 - Sorry, sorry, I didn't intend to. - You're lying. You hit me. 1150 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,800 No.. - Don't come any closer. Don't come any closer. I will jump. 1151 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,080 Doctor, please help me. 1152 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,240 - What please? - I need help. 1153 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,288 Doctor.. 1154 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:29,360 Get out! You don't have a disorder, you're out of order. 1155 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:30,800 Bloody hell, he hit me. 1156 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,120 - Doctor, I am very unwell! - Hey.. 1157 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,800 I need help. I am going crazy. 1158 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,080 - Please check me, Doctor. - I'll jump! 1159 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,480 - Please, Doctor.. - One, two, three.. 1160 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,960 I am safe! 1161 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,960 'Malhotra? Charles.' 1162 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,200 'Soon, I'll be out of jail.' 1163 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,240 'And then, I won't spare you and your family.' 1164 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,520 'I know you're going to say..' 1165 01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,920 'This is between us, Charles. Leave my family out of this.' 1166 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,240 And the usual blah, blah.. 1167 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,560 Look, Raja! Accident.. 1168 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,480 Hold it.. 1169 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,600 Go and take a look. 1170 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,080 - Raja. - Yes? This is just like the scene 1171 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,960 in 'Three Idiots'. I am scared. 1172 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:46,680 Nandu, when Lord Ganesha is there, no harm can come to him. 1173 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,240 - Hail Lord Ganesha.. - Hail! 1174 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,520 You'll be fine, keep breathing. 1175 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:08,000 Prem! 1176 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:10,880 - Doctor, excuse me. - Yes? 1177 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,920 - Where is the ICU, please? - Go to the second floor. 1178 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:19,520 Prem! 1179 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:21,640 - This is a hospital? - Yes. 1180 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,720 How is he? How did this happen? 1181 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,320 Don't worry, he's fine. 1182 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:32,520 - All of a sudden.. - Don't cry. 1183 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:36,320 Trust me, he's fine. Please.. 1184 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,560 Son! 1185 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,280 He'll be fine. 1186 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,040 He'll be absolutely fine. 1187 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:55,000 - But, where is he? - He's in there, room 202. 1188 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,000 What happened, Raja? Why are you crying? 1189 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:08,680 If only my mother was alive, she would've hugged me like this. 1190 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,240 Family is such an amazing thing. 1191 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:16,080 Even the richest man in the world is a pauper without a family. 1192 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:19,520 You're right, Raja. But don't worry. 1193 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,760 I am your family. 1194 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:25,520 - You make me puke. - Hopeless life. 1195 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,080 - Come on. - Come. 1196 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,960 - Who is calling? - Let me answer first. 1197 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,880 Tell him you're in a hospital and that it's an emergency. 1198 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:46,760 Nandu! 1199 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,680 - Hey.. - Hey, Alex.. Alex.. 1200 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,320 - Let go of Raja. Let go! - Come on, Alex. 1201 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,720 Alex, let go of these hapless chaps. 1202 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,160 Relax. Relax. 1203 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:06,400 - Alex, relax.. - Okay, Doctor. 1204 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,040 I'm not the doctor, I am your uncle. 1205 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,760 I'm your uncle. 1206 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,120 Sorry. Sorry, dear. 1207 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,000 He keeps doing these absurd things. 1208 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,840 Someone smashed a coconut on his head 1209 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,920 - and he lost his memory. - Wow! 1210 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,600 Hey, you stammering fool! Why did you say that? 1211 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,560 B-By mistake.. 1212 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,118 He has lost his memory and you think it's funny. 1213 01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:26,640 No.. 1214 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,920 He was being sarcastic. He meant to say, the guy is truly unlucky. 1215 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,840 - Nandu.. - Hey.. 1216 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,360 Sorry. 1217 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,680 - He has lost his memory. - Like the actor in 'Ghajini'? 1218 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,200 - God.. - Uncle. 1219 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,160 - I mean, can I address you as 'uncle'? - Yes. 1220 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,960 - No one can change destiny. - Yes. 1221 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,600 He has forgotten everything. You should forget it too. 1222 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,120 - No! - Why? 1223 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,800 - We'll never forget this. - But.. 1224 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,080 What does the doctor say? 1225 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,600 I mean, what are the chances of him regaining his memory? 1226 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,320 He can regain his memory in 10 minutes. 1227 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,280 10 minutes? 1228 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,040 Come, let's go. 1229 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,520 This is the Italian Collection. 1230 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,520 - This is the Arabic Collection.. - Oh. 1231 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,880 And this is our latest Gold Collection. 1232 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,760 Also known as the Baahubali Collection. 1233 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,440 So many gold ornaments. 1234 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:21,480 "Gold.." - Mom.. 1235 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,960 - Does this shop belong to Bappi Lahiri? - Mom? 1236 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,560 Oh, I am just joking.. 1237 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,560 - Prem.. How is this? - Lovely. 1238 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,400 - Nice, right? - It will suit you. 1239 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,720 Then what are you gawking at? 1240 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,400 - Go and make the payment. - Mom, let it be.. 1241 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,080 Anyway, it's a little big for me. It's okay. 1242 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,920 If you can grow from a little child to a tall, lovely lass 1243 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,280 - we can definitely make this smaller. - Mom.. 1244 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,320 - How much? - 18,000 Pounds. 1245 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:51,240 - Sir, including making charges. - Is that all? 1246 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:52,960 Pay them. 1247 01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,920 - Beautiful. - Very nice.. Say thank you. 1248 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,040 What's Raja doing here? 1249 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,560 - Aren't you Mr. Rajeev Malhotra's son? - Yes. 1250 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,600 - Prem. Prem Malhotra. - I-It's a pleasure, sir. 1251 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,360 Sir. 1252 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,400 Which way do I go? 1253 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,720 - Actually, my debit card is.. - We'll look into the payment. 1254 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,120 Mr. Goldie. - Yes? - Get the ring altered. - Sir. 1255 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:18,680 Take the ring to get it altered. 1256 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:22,520 Raja, what are you doing here? I noticed you from the window. 1257 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,120 Sorry, I don't know you. 1258 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,960 You don't know me? 1259 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,600 I am your friend, Nandu, you're my friend, Raja. 1260 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,920 Who's Nandu? Who's Raja? 1261 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,440 - I don't know this man. - Wait a minute. 1262 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,400 Just wait. 1263 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,120 - I think this boy's crazy. - Yes. Get out. 1264 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,640 - Get out. S-She's throwing me out. - What? 1265 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,600 I mean, she's asking me to leave. And you're doing nothing. 1266 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,680 I see.. Just because you found a girl and an old lady 1267 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,920 you forgot all about your old friend. 1268 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,520 Don't you dare! Don't you dare call my daughter old! 1269 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,640 Mom. - I didn't call her an old lady. 1270 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,560 - I was referring to you. - Oh, my God. 1271 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,800 - You lunatic! Rascal! - Ma'am, please. 1272 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,440 - Ma'am.. - I am going to solve it. 1273 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,028 You idiot! 1274 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,600 This is wrong.. Please escort this man outside. 1275 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,120 - Right away, sir.. - He's getting violent. 1276 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,200 Right away, sir! - Yes. - Listen to me, mister. - Mom.. 1277 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,000 - Come here. - Be gentle.. Thrash him. 1278 01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:01,920 - I don't like this. - Look here. 1279 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,880 - Show her a ring too.. - Take a look at this.. 1280 01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:03,880 - Show her a ring too. - Here you go.. 1281 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,680 - Make her wear it. - I-I like this one. Sure. 1282 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,640 Wear this ring. 1283 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,760 No, I want a bigger ring. 1284 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,240 What are you staring at? 1285 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,280 I dare you to say that you don't know me. 1286 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:21,600 And that you don't work as a pizza delivery boy 1287 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,560 - at my restaurant. - But I don't, sir. 1288 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:24,520 Yes, he doesn't. 1289 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,098 Freaky, fanatic, foolish, Fahrenheit fish! What? 1290 01:15:27,110 --> 01:15:27,960 What? 1291 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,480 Yes. No matter how many 'F' words I use, they aren't enough. 1292 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,280 - Who is he? Throw him out. - I don't know. 1293 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,520 - Raja, I am Sharafat. - I don't know you. Sir.. 1294 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,320 Raja, I'm Sharafat. 1295 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,480 - I don't know you. - This isn't right. 1296 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,960 He is getting emotional. Why are you crying? 1297 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,120 - Raja, you forgot your friends.. - Oh, no.. 1298 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,760 And you ask why I'm crying? 1299 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,480 - Guys, please. - Don't do this, Raja. 1300 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:47,600 Take some money, please. 1301 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:48,960 - Hey.. - Come on.. Out you go. 1302 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,320 - Hey.. Get out.. - Don't! 1303 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,760 Both the father and the son are frauds, get out! 1304 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,280 - Hey.. - Out of my shop. Out! 1305 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,680 - Flabbergasted food-poisoning fungus. - What? 1306 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,560 I've never been so embarrassed before. 1307 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:01,880 You're absolutely right, Mr. Sharafat. 1308 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,080 I used to wash his dirty underwear when we were kids. 1309 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,320 And today, he broke our friendship. 1310 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,240 - What? - He broke our friendship. 1311 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,418 What? 1312 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:11,880 Broke our friendship! I see. Speak clearly. 1313 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,960 I feel burdened. Let me go relieve myself. 1314 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,720 I am really restless. 1315 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,960 Raja, it's Valentine's Day today. 1316 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,040 Fool. 1317 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,000 He keeps changing his girlfriends along with his clothes. 1318 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:27,040 Then I must buy you a gift. 1319 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,200 But money.. 1320 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,240 - What happened? - Come on. You want a gift, don't you? 1321 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,240 - Come on.. - What is it? 1322 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,680 - Mr. Sharafat. - I see. So, finally, you've recognised me. 1323 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,600 Of course. 1324 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,520 I can forget myself, but not you. 1325 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,640 - Godfather. - Hi. 1326 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,120 Alishka, he's the reason I am still in London. 1327 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,200 Get lost! 1328 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:56,840 Fraud! Cheat! You humiliated me, and now you crack jokes on me. 1329 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,440 - What? - You're fired. 1330 01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,480 - But Mr. Sharafat.. - Quiet. 1331 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,440 - What did I do? - Shut up. 1332 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,320 - At least tell me.. - You are fired. 1333 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,160 Let's go. Come on. 1334 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:06,840 - Come on! - Fine. 1335 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,640 My mother used to say.. 1336 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,800 'The world is made of brass' 1337 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,040 'and I am a baby doll made of gold.' 1338 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:17,320 "I am a baby doll made of gold." - What? 1339 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:18,800 I mean, she only looks okay 1340 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:21,000 - but she's not okay. - Is she fake? 1341 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:21,960 Yes. 1342 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,628 Just last week, Alishka got a Botox injected. 1343 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,480 I see. 1344 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,400 - This is just make-up. - Make-up? 1345 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,200 There's powder on her face. 1346 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:31,280 So much powder that we can play carom with it. 1347 01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:33,440 She's completely shaken. Poor girl! 1348 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:37,000 She's done for, and I can't handle it. 1349 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,680 The doctor said that she must get a surgery done immediately. 1350 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,160 But a jobless man like me, who doesn't have money.. 1351 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,920 "The world is.." - Yes, I have my phone in my pocket. 1352 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:49,080 - Look. Wajid Khan is calling. - What? 1353 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,640 Dr. Wajid Khan, he's a renowned surgeon. 1354 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,760 What do I tell him? 1355 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,800 Tell him, or else, she will get Botox injected again. Tell him. 1356 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,520 - I.. - What is it? 1357 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,360 Yes.. - This is my credit card. - Okay. - My debit card.. - Okay. 1358 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:02,920 - An extra card.. - Give me some money. 1359 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:03,738 But.. 1360 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:05,640 Give me. We are youngsters. Okay, take it.. 1361 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,720 - Get her treated. - I will. And return to work. 1362 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,120 - You still have your job. - Thank you. 1363 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,240 One minute.. 1364 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,360 You mean, the other day, you made up that story 1365 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:14,760 about your mother and kissed me. 1366 01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:21,880 - That reminds me.. - What? 1367 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,480 Oh, my! 1368 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:30,440 It's the girl from the store. She's in the same position. 1369 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,720 Stop it, dear. 1370 01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,440 How many times will you kiss him? 1371 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,360 You pervert! Haven't you ever seen anyone kissing before? 1372 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,440 Pervert. 1373 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,800 Oh, I am doing my job, keeping an eye on people. 1374 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,880 Does she think I'm a pervert? 1375 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:45,840 Scoundrel! 1376 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,680 - Sir. - Yes, Goldie. 1377 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:54,920 Look over there. 1378 01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:01,120 "My first love.." 1379 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:05,680 Sir. "It's the first time.." 1380 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,680 - That boy really loves her a lot. - Sir. 1381 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,640 - Did you get the ring altered, Goldie? - Sir, it's ready. 1382 01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:11,840 For how long are you going to stare, sir? 1383 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:12,920 Come, sir. 1384 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,160 Excuse me? - Yes? - Your ring has been altered. - Yes. 1385 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,320 - No! - No.. No! 1386 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,600 - No? - I love it. 1387 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,440 I love it, Raja. 1388 01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:23,960 You're such a charmer, just like Akshay Kumar in 'Rustom'. 1389 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,360 It's a surprise for me. 1390 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:27,920 It's a surprise for me as well. 1391 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,280 - Sir, it's a surprise for us as well. - I love it! 1392 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:31,760 Why are you giving this ring to me? 1393 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,120 This is your ring 1394 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,840 but are you sure that you want to give it to her? 1395 01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:36,440 Would you like me to give it to your sister who's a spinster? 1396 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:37,960 Tell me the price. 1397 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:41,040 - 18,000 Pounds. - Sir, including making charges. 1398 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:46,880 You look like an oversized balloon! I'll deflate you. 1399 01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,040 Tell me the price of this ring, not your shop. 1400 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,080 It's the price of the ring. 1401 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,800 You know what? Take the ring. We'll collect the payment later. 1402 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,240 - You mean, I can take it? - Yes. Yes. 1403 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:58,520 - Do I really look so decent? Alishka. - Yes. 1404 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,680 - You got your ring, didn't you? - Yes. 1405 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,120 Let's play ring-a-ring o' roses. 1406 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,560 Very funny. I'm taking you to meet the guy who gave you the ring. 1407 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,520 Dad, you won't find him here. 1408 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,280 - Look at him. You mean, my love! - Yes. 1409 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,440 "My love.. My beloved, you're my love." 1410 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,920 - Go for him. - Okay. 1411 01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,960 So sweet! That's my daughter. 1412 01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:26,760 Hi. 1413 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,360 Oh, my God. You're too good. 1414 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:31,600 First, the fake dad! 1415 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,800 And now, you're pretending to be a student. Nice touch. 1416 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,320 - Have you lost your mind? - Oh! And stop touching me. 1417 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,040 Just leave me alone. Shoo! - 'Shoo'? 1418 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,280 - Shoo? - Shoo! 1419 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,960 - Shoo! Shoo! - Shoo! 1420 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:45,360 Okay, listen, stop acting now. 1421 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,640 Dad's here, and so am I. We have come to take you with us. 1422 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,480 They will fix our wedding date. 1423 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,720 Wedding? I don't even know you, ma'am. 1424 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,320 - Why would I marry you? - What? 1425 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,680 Oh! So, you don't know me? 1426 01:21:58,760 --> 01:21:59,640 No. 1427 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:04,960 - So, why did you give me this ring? - Who gave you this ring? 1428 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:06,480 I had bought this ring for Samaara.. 1429 01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,640 - Hey! You gave it to me. - Me? 1430 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,040 What's wrong with you? Have you lost it? 1431 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,480 - You forgot about the ring. - What? 1432 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,360 - Did you forget the kiss as well? - What? 1433 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,560 We kissed for almost a minute. 1434 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,840 When did you kiss my daughter? 1435 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,160 No.. - Forget when he kissed her, Brother-in-law. 1436 01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:25,040 - He kissed her for a minute. - Please.. 1437 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,240 Who said that you can kiss her? 1438 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,400 Dad, when it came to making a commitment 1439 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,040 he's backing out. You know what, take your stupid ring! 1440 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,280 - Let's go, Dad. - Okay. But.. 1441 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:34,800 - You kissed her for a minute! - Hold on. 1442 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:37,160 - Did you forget? - No, I..You drank my single malt whiskey. 1443 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,080 - Never. - And danced to.. 1444 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,360 What was that song? - "The building's too tall." 1445 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,280 - "The building's high. - And the lift" 1446 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,200 - "is not working. - And the lift is not working." 1447 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,400 Did you do it or not? 1448 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,040 - I didn't do it. - You didn't? 1449 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,120 - You are a cheater. - He's lying. 1450 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:47,000 - You are a cheater. - But.. You are a cheater. 1451 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,040 Don't do that. 1452 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,000 You are a cheater. 1453 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,120 - Your lift isn't working. - Which lift? 1454 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,520 I.. I don't.. 1455 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,120 You bought this ring for me, didn't you? 1456 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,440 - But you gave it to her. - Samaara.. 1457 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:09,480 - You kissed her! - No, they are lying. I.. 1458 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:14,000 I see. So, this one's for your true love. 1459 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:19,760 I haven't done anything like they say. I swear.. 1460 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,880 It's a serious case of bipolar disorder. 1461 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:35,960 In such cases, the patient has suicidal tendency. 1462 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:37,400 Doctor. 1463 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,760 - The meeting is over. - What about the patient? 1464 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:40,720 Let him die. 1465 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:42,600 Doctor. Doctor, I went over to your clinic. 1466 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:43,840 But they told me that I can find you here. 1467 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,760 Doctor, please. Doctor, hear me out. 1468 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,280 Hello, Alishka. I've been calling you for so long. 1469 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,600 It's over between us. Don't call me up again, Raja. 1470 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,720 It's over. 1471 01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,480 Hey, Alishka! Hello.. 1472 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:01,320 She changed her tone once I gave her the ring. 1473 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:02,880 Hey, give me your phone. 1474 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,040 Hey, you! I'm in a bad mood right now. 1475 01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:08,920 My girlfriend has annoyed me. I'll bang you up. 1476 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,000 Get lost. 1477 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,200 The last time, you behaved like a complete madman. 1478 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,840 - I won't listen to you now. - Doctor. 1479 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:19,880 Yours is a noble profession. For the sake of your profession 1480 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:21,880 please help me. 1481 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,600 - Give me your fricking phone, I say. - You think you're too smart. 1482 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:30,800 Oh, no. 1483 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,320 Do you want my phone? Do you want my phone? 1484 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:36,400 Take it.. 1485 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,218 Oh! Sorry, Doctor..What have I done to you, you madman? 1486 01:24:42,230 --> 01:24:43,200 Oh.. 1487 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,080 I'm sorry, Doctor.. 1488 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,840 Hey, Indian, it's not over. 1489 01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:59,680 Gayle, Bravo, Pollock, Daren. 1490 01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:01,720 - Easy.. - Hey.. 1491 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,320 O-Okay.. 1492 01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:05,640 Oh, God! You've got the entire West Indies team. 1493 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,000 Oh.. Easy, man.. 1494 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:09,280 You all are champions, man. 1495 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,680 - He's a champion. You're a champion. - Champion. 1496 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,920 - "Everybody is a champion. - Everybody is a champion." 1497 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,628 "Gayle is a champion, Bravo is a champion. 1498 01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:16,160 Champion.." 1499 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,320 - "Daren is a champion. - Champion." 1500 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:18,320 - "Champion! - Champion!" 1501 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:20,000 DJ.. - DJ. - Bravo.. - Bravo! 1502 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,200 DJ.. - DJ. - Bravo.. - Bravo! 1503 01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:24,600 - I like your shirt. - You like the shirt. Yes. 1504 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:26,560 Okay.. Take it.. 1505 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:29,360 It's yours now, wear it. You may keep it.. 1506 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,080 - Hey, I like your shoes.. - You want my shoes, man? 1507 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,440 - Okay, keep the shoes.. - You take mine. 1508 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,920 - Take it. - Give me the trousers. 1509 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,480 You like the trousers, man? Okay, no problem. 1510 01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:39,320 You take it. Keep it.. Take it. Keep it, man. 1511 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:42,240 Oh, you take this vest. It's of good quality. 1512 01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:44,120 - Take everything. It's yours, man.. - Spicy. 1513 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:45,560 Okay, peace, man! Bob Marley. 1514 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,400 - Hold on.. Now, I like those boxers. - Yes. 1515 01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:50,560 - Yes.. Yes.. - Come on.. 1516 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:51,800 First, you lock horns 1517 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,080 next, you want to strip me of my clothes. 1518 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:54,560 No, man! 1519 01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:55,600 Catch him. 1520 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,880 - Why don't you go home, man? - Let's go, let's get him, man. 1521 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:35,680 Hey! 1522 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,440 My shirt was ironed. You just ruined it. 1523 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:54,880 - These pants cost 20 Pounds, silly! - Hey! 1524 01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,160 Nice shoes, right? They are mine. 1525 01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:30,640 Oh, my God! Shit, man. I mean, we've got the same face. 1526 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,600 We've got the same fricking face. 1527 01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,920 - We look identical! - Holy Mother of Jesus. 1528 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,440 - Lord Ganesha! - This is a miracle. 1529 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,680 - What? This is a miracle.. - Hey! 1530 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,800 - Oh, no! Somebody.. - Stop dancing. Come here. 1531 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,960 - I-I need a picture. - Don't click my picture. Have you lost it? 1532 01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:48,640 I need to tell my mom. 1533 01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:50,160 We just look the same. 1534 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:51,880 - We look the same.. - Why are you calling your mom up? 1535 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,480 Where are you from? Who are you? 1536 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,120 What is your name, sir? 1537 01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:56,440 I mean, we just.. You.. 1538 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,800 - What are you looking at? - No.. I was just.. 1539 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:07,840 Tell me something, stupid. Did your mom ever come to Mumbai? 1540 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:10,200 No! 1541 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:12,760 Did your dad ever come to London? 1542 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,400 Stupid. 1543 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:18,440 Now, I understand why Rocky attacked me in college. 1544 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,680 Yes. And why Inspector Dhillon was trying to arrest me. 1545 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:25,200 And why Alishka's father offered me milk.. 1546 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,280 I understand now 1547 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,400 why Samaara and your girlfriend threw the ring at me. 1548 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,920 Look, take my advice, this is a fine mess we've gotten into. 1549 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,800 Tell Alishka's father that you and I are identical. 1550 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,680 Then he will never let you marry Alishka. 1551 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:40,960 Why? 1552 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,240 Because they think I am Prem, not you. 1553 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:48,440 - And if I tell him the truth.. - You're clever. 1554 01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:51,480 - Yes. - You've got a point. Come on. Yes. 1555 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:53,520 But we must tell our girlfriends. 1556 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,640 Yes, Raja. If Samaara can't be mine 1557 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,080 - I won't let anyone have her. - I see. 1558 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,000 So, if she becomes yours, you'll let anyone have her? 1559 01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,520 No.. That's not what I meant. 1560 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,840 But what do I do now? Samaara is very angry. 1561 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,720 And I am scared to face her. 1562 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:09,400 Coward. 1563 01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:12,560 You know what, you pretend to be Raja and get Alishka. 1564 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,640 And I'll pretend to be Prem and get Samaara. 1565 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,240 Listen, stay away from my girlfriend. 1566 01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:20,200 - She tends to get close. - Yes, you're right. 1567 01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,560 - She does get close. - Yes. 1568 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,120 - Can I go? - Yes, go on. 1569 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,080 - Are you sure I can go? - Go on. 1570 01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:28,680 I won't if you don't want me to. 1571 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,640 Will you leave or shall I whack you on the head? 1572 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,840 - Okay.. Don't be violent. - Crazy guy. 1573 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,640 Ms. Alishka. Ms. Alishka. 1574 01:29:56,920 --> 01:29:59,520 - Oh, good morning, sir. - Good morning. 1575 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:03,520 How dare you enter my house! 1576 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,120 L-Look, I know you're very upset with me. 1577 01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:08,120 But please give me a chance to explain. 1578 01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:11,160 - I said, get out! - Don't be so rude, dear. 1579 01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:12,560 Come closer. 1580 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:15,320 I admit, if you look from afar, he looks like dried broccoli. 1581 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:17,600 I admit, if you look from afar, he looks like dried broccoli. 1582 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,438 But, take a closer look, he's no less than Baahubali. 1583 01:30:20,450 --> 01:30:21,360 Very funny. 1584 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:22,560 Dad, don't interfere. 1585 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:25,000 Don't say that. First, ask him why he is here. 1586 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,000 What's he here to say? 1587 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,200 - You're here to apologise, aren't you? - Yes, sir. 1588 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:30,480 - You regret it, don't you? - Yes, sir. 1589 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,668 You want to tell her that you love her, right? 1590 01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:33,360 Yes, sir. 1591 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,880 Then say it. 1592 01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:38,400 You're saying all that, Dad. He's only saying 'yes, sir'. 1593 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:40,680 Are you listening to what she's saying? I mean.. 1594 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:42,840 - Go over there and tell her. - Okay. 1595 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:47,600 - Ms. Alishka. - Stop being so formal. 1596 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:51,800 Look, the one you love, loves you too. 1597 01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:53,542 Do you love me? 1598 01:30:53,554 --> 01:30:56,080 If he's your lover, he's bound to love you. 1599 01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,000 - Will you marry me? - He loves you, and he'll marry you too. 1600 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,080 - Are these flowers for me? - These are for you. 1601 01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:06,240 Yes. I've brought fresh flowers. 1602 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,280 Brother-in-law. 1603 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,040 Brother-in-law, he's talking indirectly. 1604 01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,080 He doesn't seem right.. 1605 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,280 Brother-in-law.. 1606 01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:29,040 Anybody home? Raja's here. 1607 01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:32,000 I mean, the prince of your dreams, Prem's here. 1608 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:35,960 - What prince? - She's Samaara? 1609 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,840 Are you back to break the heart again? 1610 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,680 That rascal didn't take a look at her age or her waist. 1611 01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:44,160 What are you looking at? What do you have to say now? 1612 01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:45,920 All I want to say is.. 1613 01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:48,920 I admit that you've completely withered. 1614 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:53,400 But even a jalopy gives a few kicks before starting. 1615 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:56,960 I admit that the fairness of your arms have rubbed on to your hair. 1616 01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:59,680 But keep your chin up. 1617 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:03,760 I admit that your teeth are shaking. 1618 01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:07,920 But an elephant's tusk is used to make ornaments, Senorita. 1619 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,520 - Mom! - Oh, my! 1620 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,000 Ma'am.. 1621 01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:21,920 Just repeat everything I said to Samaara, for me. 1622 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,040 Mom, please ask him to get out. 1623 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:27,760 He.. - Yes, I'll leave. But, only after I speak the truth. 1624 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:29,800 What truth? 1625 01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,600 My mother used to say.. 1626 01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:35,400 'Live your life to the fullest.' 1627 01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:38,040 'Who knows whether we will be alive tomorrow or not!" 1628 01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:43,000 - What? What do you mean? - I mean, that girl is suffering. 1629 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:45,960 From an identity crisis! 1630 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:49,120 - Identity crisis? - Yes, it's a medical condition. 1631 01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,498 A medical condition. She's like a sister to me. 1632 01:32:51,510 --> 01:32:52,280 Oh. 1633 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:54,360 But, whenever she experiences an episode 1634 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:56,720 she starts calling me 'sweetheart'. 1635 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,880 Yesterday, she addressed her dog as 'Dad'. 1636 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:01,920 And do you know how she addressed her dad? 1637 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,360 'Tommy, come. Stay. Stay.' 1638 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:08,040 - Identity crisis. - "Live each moment.." 1639 01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:10,720 Look, it's her. I've saved her name as 'sister' 1640 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:11,640 on my phone. 1641 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:13,640 What do I tell her now? You say.. 1642 01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,440 You mean, she.. 1643 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:17,960 - She's like your sister. - Yes. 1644 01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:21,120 - And you really love me.. - Yes. 1645 01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:25,440 - You and I.. I and you.. Come. - Oh! 1646 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:27,758 Ma'am, is it okay if I carry her like this? 1647 01:33:27,770 --> 01:33:28,520 Look. 1648 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,840 You made an entry like this several times. 1649 01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:34,280 - Now, you can make an exit like this too. - You're funny. 1650 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:38,160 - Can I take your car? - Go on.. It's all yours. 1651 01:33:55,200 --> 01:34:00,040 Brother-in-law, he's the wrong one. I'm warning you.. 1652 01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:05,480 "Listen, baby, your walk is deadly." 1653 01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:09,160 "You move your hips elegantly." 1654 01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:17,280 "Listen, baby, your walk is deadly. You move your hips elegantly." 1655 01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:22,000 "Listen, baby, your walk is deadly. You move your hips elegantly." 1656 01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:27,080 "My heart yearns to keep looking at you. Meet my gaze." 1657 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:31,320 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1658 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,440 "Just come to me once." 1659 01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:36,080 "I have given you my heart. I'm ready to lay down my life too." 1660 01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,120 "Just come to me once." 1661 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:40,760 "I have given you my heart. I'm ready to lay down my life too." 1662 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:45,200 "Meet my gaze. Just come to me once." 1663 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,960 "When are you going to talk to my parents?" 1664 01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:13,120 "When will you arrive at my doorstep" 1665 01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:14,280 "with a wedding procession?" 1666 01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,960 "When are you going to talk to my parents?" 1667 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,040 "When will you arrive at my doorstep" 1668 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,040 "with a wedding procession?" 1669 01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:23,840 "For how long will you keep courting me? Lead me to the altar." 1670 01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:28,360 "I have given you my heart. I'm ready to lay down my life too.." 1671 01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:29,440 "Just come.." 1672 01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:33,160 "Just come to me once." 1673 01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:35,480 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1674 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,480 "Just come to me once." 1675 01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:40,200 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1676 01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:44,840 "Meet my gaze. Just come to me once." 1677 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:49,440 "Oh, baby, I just want to tell you. If I get a chance to love you.." 1678 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:54,160 "You stole my heart. Your eyes gave you away." 1679 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:59,080 "Oh, baby, I just want to tell you. If I get a chance to love you.." 1680 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,600 "You stole my heart." 1681 01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:05,920 - "Your eyes gave you away. - I want to spend my life with you." 1682 01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,200 "When you try to hit on me" 1683 01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:11,400 "I can't raise my eyebrows, feeling coquettish." 1684 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:16,240 "When you hold my wrist, my heartbeat starts fluctuating." 1685 01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:18,600 "When you try to hit on me" 1686 01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:20,760 "I can't raise my eyebrows, feeling coquettish." 1687 01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:25,680 "When you hold my wrist, my heartbeat starts fluctuating." 1688 01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:27,920 "Hey, I'm attached to you, girl." 1689 01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:30,240 "I'll even get our horoscopes matched." 1690 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:32,880 "Hey, I'm attached to you, girl." 1691 01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:35,000 "I'll even get our horoscopes matched." 1692 01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:39,880 "I'll make you my wife soon. Be in the right mood." 1693 01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:44,360 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1694 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:46,320 "Just come to me once." 1695 01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,040 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1696 01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:51,000 "Just come to me once." 1697 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,800 "I have given you my heart. I am ready to lay down my life too." 1698 01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:59,600 "Meet my gaze. Just come to me once." 1699 01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:04,240 "Just once.." 1700 01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:08,720 "Just once.." 1701 01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:12,920 - Prem. - Raja. "Come to me.." 1702 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:14,760 - Prem. - Raja. 1703 01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:20,200 You idiot, I sent you to get Alishka. 1704 01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:22,760 Why did you bring her father and her uncle along? 1705 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,600 No, I didn't bring them here. 1706 01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:26,760 Raja. What are you doing, Raja? 1707 01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:30,240 - Raja, open the door. - Who is it? 1708 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,320 What do you mean? It must be Alishka. 1709 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:36,160 - Go, open the door. - Raja, open the door, fast. 1710 01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:38,240 No, I won't.. You open the door. 1711 01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:39,840 Will you open the door or shall I throw a punch at you? 1712 01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,720 Please don't push me. 1713 01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,800 Raja.. Open the door. 1714 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:50,760 Raja, why did you take so long? 1715 01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:52,480 And I heard two voices. What was that all about? 1716 01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:54,760 Actually, my voice echoed across the room. 1717 01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,200 Look.. Alishka! 1718 01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:01,800 Alishka.. 1719 01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:03,480 That's so cool. 1720 01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:06,680 Oh, wow! 1721 01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:13,600 Such a beautiful Jacuzzi. Let's bathe together. 1722 01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:16,360 Oh, Jesus, doing all this before getting married is a sin. 1723 01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:19,280 No.. - You're going to bathe with me one way or another. 1724 01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:22,440 - Show me those sexy abs. - I'll take the pants off. 1725 01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:25,880 Okay, fine. I'll go change. 1726 01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:28,600 Naughty. 1727 01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:32,080 It's a sin. 1728 01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:34,080 What? Hey! 1729 01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,040 - Hey.. - What are you doing? 1730 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:38,640 Brother-in-law.. Whatever is going on inside is not right.. 1731 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,048 My daughter's inside. Yes. And her fiance is there. 1732 01:38:40,060 --> 03:17:21,120 Yes. 1733 01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:41,920 Is it right to see them in this condition? 1734 01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:42,960 - But, Brother-in-law.. - Does it feel right? 1735 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,280 - But, Brother-in-law. Does it feel right? - But, Brother-in-law.. 1736 01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,360 - Let's go. - Brother-in-law. 1737 01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:49,840 Dimwit! What are you doing? 1738 01:38:50,720 --> 01:38:52,560 - Alishka wants me to bathe with her.. - Okay. 1739 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:55,120 - Can I bathe with her? - I see. 1740 01:38:55,160 --> 01:38:57,698 If she tells you to jump into the well, will you? 1741 01:38:57,710 --> 01:38:58,560 Yes. 1742 01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:00,560 No.. - Come on, get inside the water. 1743 01:39:01,160 --> 01:39:04,400 - Raja.. - Drown. Yes. 1744 01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:07,400 Raja, listen. I heard two voices again. 1745 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,520 Darling, you've got such sharp ears. 1746 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:11,920 People are hard of hearing, but you hear very well. 1747 01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:13,920 And, why did you wear your clothes again? 1748 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:17,040 - I was feeling shy. - But if you say, I'll take these off too. 1749 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:19,880 - Go and change. - I'll rap as I go. 1750 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:22,680 "Despacito.. Countrymen.." 1751 01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:31,320 What happened? 1752 01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:33,680 Raja, you were there a minute ago. 1753 01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:35,720 How did you take your clothes off so soon? 1754 01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:38,676 I-I was really eager to bathe with you. What? 1755 01:39:38,688 --> 01:39:39,880 So I did it quickly. 1756 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:44,160 - No.. I am confused. - Me too. 1757 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:47,240 - Silly. - Billy. 1758 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:52,880 Hey! 1759 01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:55,320 What's wrong with you? Why are you screaming? 1760 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:58,800 Relax. You're blinded by love. So, you're seeing two things at once! 1761 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,840 - Come, my darling, come on. - What? 1762 01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:02,560 - Come. I love you.. - No. I love you. 1763 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:04,928 Fool, I'll hit you so hard that you'll dirty the water. 1764 01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:05,640 Oh. 1765 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:06,560 Leave. 1766 01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:09,320 - Did you say something? - Your ears are ringing. 1767 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,080 Silly. 1768 01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:16,040 Come on, that's enough. 1769 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,160 Did you have fun? 1770 01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:20,240 I took a bath after a month, so, it was obviously fun. 1771 01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:23,120 I'll go change. 1772 01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:29,040 You were in the Jacuzzi with me. 1773 01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,320 - How did you get here? - I walked. 1774 01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:34,400 I see. You walked, is it? 1775 01:40:34,600 --> 01:40:36,080 Prem! 1776 01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:38,640 Prem! 1777 01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:42,480 - Prem, what are you doing here with her? - We were bathing. 1778 01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:43,560 - Bathing.. - Yes. 1779 01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:47,120 - You love me and bathe with her! - I'll bathe with you too. 1780 01:40:47,160 --> 01:40:48,720 Raja, what nonsense is this! 1781 01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:51,040 Raja? He's not Raja, he's Prem. 1782 01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:53,360 He's not Prem. He's my lover, Raja. 1783 01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,600 - Prem, who is Raja? I.. - No, tell me. 1784 01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:56,920 Who is Prem, Raja? 1785 01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,200 - I'm.. No, tell me. - Raja. 1786 01:40:58,240 --> 01:40:59,520 - You came to my house. - I.. Cheater. I knew it. 1787 01:40:59,560 --> 01:41:00,440 - You were cheating on me. - Wait.. 1788 01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:02,040 Prem, tell me.. 1789 01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:03,280 - No, I am not. - Tell me. 1790 01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:10,520 Raja, please help me. 1791 01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:12,800 - Help me, Raja. - Hello, ladies. 1792 01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:14,400 Help me. 1793 01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:18,440 We are twins. 1794 01:41:20,040 --> 01:41:21,160 "Twins." 1795 01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:27,560 Raja.. 1796 01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:31,760 Oh. 1797 01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:33,200 Nandu, he looks just like me. 1798 01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,920 - In fact, he's my twin. - What are you saying, Raja? 1799 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:39,600 You mean, the guy who threw me out of the shop that day wasn't you? 1800 01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:41,680 - No. That was Prem. - Yes. 1801 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,160 - Raja, are you joking? - No, Nandu. 1802 01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:47,560 You don't know. Seven people in the world look exactly the same. 1803 01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:51,040 - I think that idiot is my lookalike. - Hey! 1804 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:53,360 - Hey! - They are just kids. 1805 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,668 Kids! Then why are they behaving like adults? 1806 01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:57,400 Sorry, sir. 1807 01:41:57,480 --> 01:41:58,960 Nonsense! 1808 01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:00,280 Raja! 1809 01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:03,360 Does that mean there will be six more people who look like me? 1810 01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:05,258 Of course.. But they won't be dimwits like you. 1811 01:42:05,270 --> 01:42:05,880 Nandu. 1812 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,120 Hey! 1813 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:11,840 What happened? Why are you getting emotional? 1814 01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:12,800 Is it because I called you a dimwit? 1815 01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:16,040 No, that ball hit me hard. 1816 01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:20,800 - Sorry, sir.. - Sorry, sir.. 1817 01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:22,640 You fools! 1818 01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,080 Oh, my God! 1819 01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:58,160 Alex.. 1820 01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:01,280 Alex... 1821 01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:03,160 Alex.. 1822 01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:04,880 Who hit him? Rascal! 1823 01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:07,080 Get that patient off. Bring that stretcher! 1824 01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:10,000 Alex.. Come on, Alex. 1825 01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:12,880 Sir.. Take him to the emergency ward, please. Immediately. 1826 01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:23,120 Dad. 1827 01:43:31,920 --> 01:43:35,840 - Alex. I think he's got his memory back. - Yes. 1828 01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:39,240 Brother-in-law. The medicines did not cure him. 1829 01:43:39,440 --> 01:43:41,120 This ball did the trick. 1830 01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:52,240 God! 1831 01:43:56,440 --> 01:43:57,960 - Is this the address? - Yes.. It's this one. 1832 01:43:58,040 --> 01:44:00,240 - Look. Read the address. - Yes, this is the one. Let's go. 1833 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:02,880 Nandu, let me carry the boxes. They are taller than you. 1834 01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:04,840 - What are you saying? - Yes. Give it to me. 1835 01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,000 - Thank you, Raja. - Come on. 1836 01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:09,200 "Here comes the pizza!" 1837 01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:11,240 "Here comes the pizza!" 1838 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:13,240 "Here comes the pizza!" 1839 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:15,120 "Here comes the pizza!" - Take it. 1840 01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:16,920 "Here comes the pizza!" 1841 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,000 "Here comes the pizza!" 1842 01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:24,480 "Here comes the pizza!" 1843 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:26,840 Raja. Raja. 1844 01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,880 I guess the hospital guys got fed up 1845 01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:31,960 and let him go. 1846 01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:33,120 Come, Nandu. Let's have some fun at his expense. 1847 01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:34,520 Come on.. 1848 01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:36,080 Keep this too. 1849 01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:39,520 Hey! What's your name? Alex. 1850 01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:41,640 See the shoe? Remember something? 1851 01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:44,080 "A bunch of tamarind, a tree of jujube." 1852 01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:47,040 "Alex's shoes on Nandu's feet." 1853 01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:49,508 Nandu.. I don't think he remembers that song. 1854 01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:50,280 Which one? 1855 01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,040 - "See you. - See you." 1856 01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:54,120 - "Remember me in your prayers. - Remember me in your prayers." 1857 01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:58,240 Raja! Raja! 1858 01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:02,400 Uncle, cancel my return tickets. 1859 01:45:02,920 --> 01:45:05,280 We were looking for the guy who smashed the coconut on my head. 1860 01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:08,800 - He's right in front of me now. - I think he got his memory back. How? 1861 01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:11,200 All thanks to this ball. 1862 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:12,480 - This guy? - What? 1863 01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:15,840 Some noble man kicked this ball 1864 01:45:15,920 --> 01:45:20,760 and the ball hit Alex on his head. And he regained his memory. 1865 01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:22,920 Hey, Raja! 1866 01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:25,478 This is the same ball that you kicked in the garden. 1867 01:45:25,490 --> 01:45:26,320 Yes. 1868 01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:28,760 - Hey! - Hey.. Wait. 1869 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:31,080 I admit he lost his memory because of me. 1870 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,040 But he also got it back because of me, Uncle. 1871 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:34,520 Don't call me 'uncle'! 1872 01:45:34,560 --> 01:45:36,960 - Take your shoes back, Alex. - Hey, stammering fool. Hey! 1873 01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:40,960 You stammerer! 1874 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:44,120 Raja! 1875 01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:47,480 Get up. Come on. 1876 01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:52,560 - Hey! - Oh, my God! Nandu, run. 1877 01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:56,240 Alex! Are you okay, Alex? Alex.. 1878 01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:59,280 I think he has lost his memory again. Alex.. 1879 01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:00,880 Who am I? Alex! 1880 01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:04,440 Is Big Ben the name of a clock or your elder sibling? Tell me. 1881 01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:07,600 - Alex, whom do we vote for next? - Uncle, I am fine. 1882 01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,640 Fine.. 1883 01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:10,118 What the hell are you looking at! Get him. 1884 01:46:10,130 --> 01:46:10,600 Hey! 1885 01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:13,160 - Run..Throw away the pizza. - Come on.. Catch him. 1886 01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:17,080 - Alex. How many fingers can you see? - Uncle! 1887 01:46:17,160 --> 01:46:18,960 - Come on. - Come on. 1888 01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:20,720 Hey, you! Stop! 1889 01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:25,560 - Nandu, we must jump. - No, Raja, I won't jump. 1890 01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:27,480 Nandu, if we don't jump, we'll die. 1891 01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:29,480 Come on. 1892 01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:44,560 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1893 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,680 Come on. 1894 01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,000 The places you've made me jump from! 1895 01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,968 You know what, Nandu, you go left. And I'll go right. 1896 01:46:53,980 --> 01:46:54,600 Why? 1897 01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:56,760 Because they won't follow you, they will follow me. 1898 01:46:56,840 --> 01:46:59,600 - No.. I can't leave you.. - Nandu, stop blabbering and run. 1899 01:46:59,640 --> 01:47:00,600 No, I won't go. 1900 01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:02,360 - We don't have time, Nandu. Run. - I won't go. 1901 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:04,800 - I said, go! - No, I won't.. Go! 1902 01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:10,160 - I said, go! You hit me? - God! 1903 01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:13,280 Take care, Raja. 1904 01:47:31,560 --> 01:47:32,600 Hey! 1905 01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:35,600 Oh, my God! 1906 01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:45,680 What happened? 1907 01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:47,000 My lineage! 1908 01:47:47,080 --> 01:47:48,560 Why are you jumping like a frog? 1909 01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:50,520 - Don't come any closer. - What? 1910 01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:53,040 - Hey, help! - Why are you screaming? 1911 01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:56,200 Hey.. Don't act smart with me. Help! 1912 01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:59,120 - Why are you calling people? - I even called the police. Why? 1913 01:47:59,160 --> 01:48:00,040 Yes. 1914 01:48:00,120 --> 01:48:01,720 If you even lay a finger on me 1915 01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:04,760 - they will arrest you, understand? - Quiet, Rishi Kapoor's lookalike. 1916 01:48:04,840 --> 01:48:06,760 - Or I will beat you up. - You'll beat me up? 1917 01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:07,800 Get lost, crazy guy. 1918 01:48:07,880 --> 01:48:10,640 How dare you call me crazy! Get lost! 1919 01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:19,240 - Hi. - Hi. 1920 01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:21,000 I am Dr. Lulla. 1921 01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:26,520 He is on the BMX. 1922 01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:12,600 Hey! 1923 01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:14,520 Hey! 1924 01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:34,240 Hey! 1925 01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:36,120 Oh, my God. 1926 01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:57,600 Hey.. 1927 01:50:00,160 --> 01:50:01,000 Stop! 1928 01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:13,480 Hey, are you all right? Are you all right? 1929 01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:15,000 - Move, leave. - Hey.. 1930 01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:27,080 I swear, Raja, you're going in for good. 1931 01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:29,080 Sir, I'm not Raja. N-No, I am Prem. 1932 01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:32,480 - Prem Malhotra. His lookalike. - Lookalike. 1933 01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:35,040 You're the guy who's good for nothing. Come. 1934 01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:36,120 - Sir, you're hurting me. - Come. 1935 01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:39,400 - Come.. - Sir, talk to my dad. You are confused.. 1936 01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:41,720 - Sir, talk to my dad, Rajeev Malhotra. - Hey! 1937 01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:43,760 - To heck with your dad. - Please, sir. 1938 01:50:43,800 --> 01:50:45,560 - There's nothing anyone can do now. - You're going bonkers, sir. 1939 01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:47,360 Get in. 1940 01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:03,998 Hey.. Stop.. Sir, you can't take that in here. 1941 01:51:04,010 --> 01:51:04,720 Move. 1942 01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:14,720 What's wrong, Samaara? Why do you look so tense? 1943 01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,800 Prem hasn't showed up yet. The show's going to start. 1944 01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,840 I've been trying to call him up. But he isn't answering. 1945 01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:25,440 - Hey! Prem is here. - Hey! 1946 01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:28,320 Hurry up.. Where were you? 1947 01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:30,800 The show's about to start and you're showing up on a cycle. 1948 01:51:31,120 --> 01:51:32,320 Why is he on a cycle? 1949 01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:35,640 Look, the crowd is going crazy. Silence.. 1950 01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:37,520 Are you scared? 1951 01:51:40,040 --> 01:51:43,280 - It's that idiot's show. - Hey! 1952 01:51:43,320 --> 01:51:44,800 - Silence! Silence! - Hey! 1953 01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:47,200 I said, stop yelling. 1954 01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:49,320 Don't think Justin Bieber is going to show up here. 1955 01:51:49,520 --> 01:51:51,120 - Hey.. - Quiet! 1956 01:51:56,520 --> 01:51:59,080 When I was a kid, I sang and danced with Lord Ganesha. 1957 01:51:59,240 --> 01:52:01,480 I created a sensation all over Mumbai. 1958 01:52:01,520 --> 01:52:03,720 The Lord appeared in my dreams and said.. 1959 01:52:03,840 --> 01:52:06,040 'Raja, don't be scared, never bow down.' 1960 01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:10,680 'Don't be petrified, and never be shy.' - Hey! 1961 01:52:10,840 --> 01:52:14,200 Is Prem nervous? Why is he talking like that? 1962 01:52:14,960 --> 01:52:17,840 That's not Prem, that's my lover, Raja. 1963 01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:20,920 Sir, I am not Raja, I am Prem. Prem Malhotra. 1964 01:52:21,080 --> 01:52:22,800 - I've been trying to tell you that. - I see. 1965 01:52:22,840 --> 01:52:25,200 I guess your mother said that too, stupid. 1966 01:52:25,520 --> 01:52:27,240 Look, sir, you're making a big mistake. 1967 01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:29,560 It's the first concert of my life. 1968 01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:31,560 If I don't get there, who will perform in the show? 1969 01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:47,520 Hello, Brother. 1970 01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:56,680 "You met my gaze and wiped me out." 1971 01:52:57,960 --> 01:53:00,480 "My poor heart got wounded." 1972 01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:03,600 "I heard about your admirers." 1973 01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:07,200 "There are a bunch of them and they follow you everywhere." 1974 01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:11,280 "Make me your moon." 1975 01:53:12,600 --> 01:53:14,880 "Make the star of my destiny glow." 1976 01:53:16,160 --> 01:53:18,000 "If you look at me just once, it won't do." 1977 01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:19,800 "Look at me again." 1978 01:53:25,320 --> 01:53:27,860 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show? 1979 01:53:27,872 --> 01:53:28,760 1, 2, 3, 4.." 1980 01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:35,520 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 1981 01:53:36,240 --> 01:53:38,760 "I heard about your admirers." 1982 01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:42,280 "There are a bunch of them and they follow you everywhere." 1983 01:53:43,120 --> 01:53:45,320 "Why are you just standing there and wondering?" 1984 01:53:45,360 --> 01:53:49,160 - "Come, let's disappear. - 1, 2, 3, 4.." 1985 01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:13,600 "I have two tickets for the night show." 1986 01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:16,760 "Shall I open my wallet? Will you take a look?" 1987 01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:20,800 "I will sit close to you." 1988 01:54:22,040 --> 01:54:24,200 "I will take you to the theatre in a taxi." 1989 01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:28,160 "Don't think of me as a ruffian." 1990 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:31,680 "I have loads of money in my wallet, dear!" 1991 01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:35,280 "I'll make you eat to your heart's content." 1992 01:54:36,520 --> 01:54:40,240 "Whatever you desire, hot Samosa, Idli or Dosa." - Move! 1993 01:54:40,320 --> 01:54:44,200 "You are my Pepsi Cola. I am your Coca-Cola." 1994 01:54:49,320 --> 01:54:51,480 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 1995 01:55:10,480 --> 01:55:12,400 "Hey, you.." 1996 01:55:14,560 --> 01:55:17,160 "I whistle movie tunes" 1997 01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:20,760 "looking at you every day." 1998 01:55:22,240 --> 01:55:24,760 "I was thinking about this since many days." 1999 01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:27,720 "That I'll take you to watch a movie." 2000 01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:32,200 "Friday evening is quite a wonderful one." 2001 01:55:33,240 --> 01:55:35,600 "A new movie is out." 2002 01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:39,640 "Don't worry about the warm weather." 2003 01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:43,080 "The movie theatre is air-conditioned." 2004 01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:46,000 I know. - "The name of the movie is 'Beautiful Beloved of Mine'." 2005 01:55:46,080 --> 01:55:48,000 "This is a super-hit movie!" 2006 01:55:53,360 --> 01:55:56,400 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2007 01:56:00,760 --> 01:56:03,480 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2008 01:56:04,320 --> 01:56:07,400 "You met my gaze and wiped me out." 2009 01:56:07,960 --> 01:56:09,840 "My poor heart got wounded." 2010 01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:13,720 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show? Will you.." 2011 01:56:28,160 --> 01:56:31,000 "You met my gaze and wiped me out." 2012 01:56:31,840 --> 01:56:33,600 "My poor heart got wounded." 2013 01:56:33,640 --> 01:56:37,560 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show? Will you.." 2014 01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:48,360 Raja... 2015 01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:07,480 Get up.. 2016 01:57:10,840 --> 01:57:11,760 Raja! 2017 01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:22,280 - Raja! - Get up. Get up. 2018 01:57:22,360 --> 01:57:24,960 Let my friend, Raja, go.. 2019 01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:26,480 Let my friend, Raja, go.. 2020 01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:28,840 - We will let him go after bashing him up. - Please. Move! 2021 01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,520 Nandu! 2022 01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:36,640 That's the old man from room number 202. 2023 01:57:37,280 --> 01:57:40,440 - Is he your friend? - Hey! 2024 01:57:41,120 --> 01:57:43,560 It was Raja who saved your friend's life. 2025 01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:46,000 For the sake of your friend, let my friend, Raja, go. 2026 01:57:46,080 --> 01:57:47,640 - Alex. - Hey! 2027 01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:54,320 - Do you both know him? - Yes. 2028 01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:56,400 He was dying on the street. 2029 01:57:56,560 --> 01:57:59,600 I got him to the hospital at the right time and saved his life, sir. 2030 01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:02,488 I think you should give us a reward and let us go. 2031 01:58:02,500 --> 01:58:03,160 Yes.. 2032 01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:04,800 Reward? 2033 01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:09,120 Malhotra? He's my 20-year-old enemy. 2034 01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:11,800 And you saved his life. 2035 01:58:13,360 --> 01:58:15,440 We have such bad luck. 2036 01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:17,760 We saved his enemy's life. 2037 01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:21,960 - Hey, beat me. Beat me. Hey.. - Alex! 2038 01:58:23,080 --> 01:58:25,200 Raja, no one's going to touch you now. 2039 01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:28,200 Because you will bring me Malhotra. 2040 01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:31,240 Done. I'll get the old man. 2041 01:58:31,320 --> 01:58:34,680 - Come on.. - Hey.. 2042 01:58:38,600 --> 01:58:41,680 - Nandu stays here. - Why? This is not his problem. 2043 01:58:42,240 --> 01:58:43,600 I'll get straight to the point. 2044 01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:48,520 Exchange offer. Deliver Malhotra, take away Nandu. 2045 01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:52,160 Otherwise, Nandu's head goes boom. 2046 01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:55,800 Take it. Take it. 2047 01:58:56,320 --> 01:59:00,560 Malhotra won't come easily. You will need this. 2048 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,560 - Go and get Malhotra. - Hey! 2049 01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:06,560 - Move. Raja. Raja, will you come back? - No, I won't. 2050 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:09,240 - He hits a lot. - Why are you crying? 2051 01:59:09,720 --> 01:59:11,400 If I don't come back for you, who else will I come back for? 2052 01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:16,160 Come back soon, Raja. 2053 01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:18,640 - Come soon, they are beating me.. - Quiet. 2054 01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:28,880 Prem. You're unbelievable. I've been trying to call you. 2055 01:59:28,920 --> 01:59:30,160 Why didn't you answer my calls? 2056 01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:31,800 - Anyway, tell me.. - Where is Malhotra? 2057 01:59:32,160 --> 01:59:35,160 I am talking to you, are you deaf? Where is he? 2058 01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:38,400 - Prem.. - Hey, old man, come with me quietly.. 2059 01:59:38,480 --> 01:59:42,080 - What's wrong with you, Prem? - To heck with Prem. I am Raja. 2060 01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:43,560 - Got it? - Prem, what kind of a joke is this? 2061 01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:45,800 - Does this seem like a joke? - What are you doing, dear? 2062 01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:48,000 Raja! 2063 01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:51,400 What are you doing? She's my mom. 2064 01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:54,640 - That's my dad. - So? Do you want me to celebrate? 2065 01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:57,240 Look, Prem, I saved his life once 2066 01:59:57,320 --> 01:59:58,880 and now, I'm going to put his life in danger. 2067 01:59:58,960 --> 01:59:59,920 I'll settle the scores. 2068 01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:03,840 - Raja..You two look so similar. - Yes. We only look alike. 2069 02:00:04,080 --> 02:00:06,960 He's Prem, born in London. He's your son. 2070 02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:09,040 And I am Raja from Versova, Mumbai. 2071 02:00:09,120 --> 02:00:11,800 Aunt Kashi raised me. The end. 2072 02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:13,680 - Come on. - Raja, don't do this. 2073 02:00:13,760 --> 02:00:17,560 - What will you do? - Prem. Prem, let him take me. 2074 02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:21,360 It's not his fault. He doesn't know that 2075 02:00:21,960 --> 02:00:23,400 the person he's taking along is not just your dad 2076 02:00:24,560 --> 02:00:25,920 but his dad as well. 2077 02:00:26,600 --> 02:00:27,680 What? 2078 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:31,960 Don't try to cook up emotional stories now. 2079 02:00:32,640 --> 02:00:36,160 I.. - It's true, dear. It's true. 2080 02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:39,920 I gave birth to twins at the hospital in Mumbai. 2081 02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:41,480 Yes. 2082 02:00:41,840 --> 02:00:45,320 And Charles disappeared with you. 2083 02:00:48,360 --> 02:00:50,160 I thought, maybe you.. 2084 02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:54,520 You are our son. 2085 02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:01,680 Our son! 2086 02:01:02,440 --> 02:01:05,240 And this man here is your twin brother. 2087 02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:22,480 Forgive me, I.. 2088 02:01:23,080 --> 02:01:24,520 No, Raja! 2089 02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:27,240 You turned out to be my brother. 2090 02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:32,680 - Sorry, I called you stupid, idiot.. - Doesn't matter. 2091 02:01:34,160 --> 02:01:37,720 - My brother can call me anything. - Prem, I.. 2092 02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:42,080 Not Prem.. You can call me idiot. 2093 02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:45,080 Hey, idiot! 2094 02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:49,360 What are you doing? 2095 02:01:50,920 --> 02:01:52,680 I thought you got emotional. 2096 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,080 You're such an idiot. 2097 02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:01,000 Guys. 2098 02:02:03,960 --> 02:02:06,960 Here comes my friend, Raja. Get ready to be beaten up. 2099 02:02:07,440 --> 02:02:08,320 Raja! 2100 02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:10,200 What are you looking at? 2101 02:02:10,800 --> 02:02:13,000 You asked for Malhotra, didn't you? Here's Malhotra. 2102 02:02:14,520 --> 02:02:17,080 Malhotra. We meet again. 2103 02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:23,680 - Look, Charles, this.. - Yes, I know.. 2104 02:02:24,120 --> 02:02:25,440 I'll get straight to the point. 2105 02:02:27,600 --> 02:02:31,200 You screwed me, I'll screw you. 2106 02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:32,760 Hello, stop all this. 2107 02:02:33,080 --> 02:02:36,360 Look, you guys can chit-chat later. I want to get out of here. 2108 02:02:36,560 --> 02:02:38,280 Come on, send Nandu out. 2109 02:02:42,080 --> 02:02:45,480 - Dear.. - Dad, when will Raja come? 2110 02:02:45,840 --> 02:02:47,720 - He will come. - Oh, no. 2111 02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:48,800 Come on, get up. 2112 02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:51,360 Dad. Please don't hit him. Please. 2113 02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:55,520 He's not Raja. That's not Raja, he is getting beaten up. 2114 02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:58,480 - Hey.. Get up. - Don't hit me. 2115 02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:01,520 - Don't hit me, please.. - Hey! 2116 02:03:03,640 --> 02:03:06,280 - Please. Look, I am warning you. - Hey! 2117 02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:09,040 I mean, I am telling you, if you touch me again 2118 02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:10,280 then he'll come after you. 2119 02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:17,400 He will come. 2120 02:03:21,880 --> 02:03:23,120 He's coming. 2121 02:03:27,080 --> 02:03:27,960 He's here! 2122 02:03:34,040 --> 02:03:36,840 Hey, Raja. Here comes my friend, Raja. 2123 02:03:43,080 --> 02:03:45,120 Charles, do you know who he is? 2124 02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:46,520 Who is he? 2125 02:03:48,720 --> 02:03:52,040 He's my son whom you abducted from the hospital. 2126 02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:54,480 We are twins! 2127 02:03:54,640 --> 02:03:56,640 He's my brother from the same mother. 2128 02:03:56,720 --> 02:03:57,640 What? 2129 02:04:08,400 --> 02:04:11,000 - He beat me up. - Hey! He really beat me up. 2130 02:04:11,480 --> 02:04:12,760 - Hey! - Hey! 2131 02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:46,640 Raja.. There's no one left. Let him go. He will die. Please. 2132 02:04:46,720 --> 02:04:47,600 Get lost. 2133 02:04:47,960 --> 02:04:49,200 For God's sake, please. 2134 02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:53,040 Take your father and your brother, and leave. And Nandu too. 2135 02:04:53,080 --> 02:04:56,160 - Uncle, what are you saying? - Alex! Your uncle is absolutely right. 2136 02:04:56,400 --> 02:04:57,600 He has gone berserk. Can't you see? 2137 02:04:58,400 --> 02:05:00,720 He has united with his family after 20 years. 2138 02:05:01,240 --> 02:05:04,680 Let him go, otherwise, he will wipe our family out. 2139 02:05:05,080 --> 02:05:06,600 - Please, Raja. - Don't touch me. 2140 02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:08,040 - Please, Raja, trust me, please.. - Trust me. 2141 02:05:08,240 --> 02:05:09,320 Take Nandu away from this cage. 2142 02:05:09,480 --> 02:05:11,280 - Come.. - Nandu, are you okay? 2143 02:05:11,360 --> 02:05:15,720 - Come on, lock it. Lock it. Hey.. - Caught you! 2144 02:05:18,760 --> 02:05:19,720 - Where's your brother? - You got caught! 2145 02:05:21,640 --> 02:05:22,535 Come, Malhotra. 2146 02:05:22,547 --> 02:05:25,000 Mr. Charles, please. Please let my dad go. 2147 02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:26,000 - Please.. - Is it so? Prem. 2148 02:05:26,040 --> 02:05:27,840 How will you save your father now? 2149 02:05:28,720 --> 02:05:31,520 Brother, exact revenge from him! 2150 02:05:32,040 --> 02:05:33,720 - Why are you doing this? - Prem. Kill him. 2151 02:05:34,160 --> 02:05:35,120 Kill him.. 2152 02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,440 - Sir.. - Prem.. 2153 02:05:39,520 --> 02:05:41,760 Why don't you save your dad? 2154 02:05:42,880 --> 02:05:44,080 Prem, don't just stand there. Hit him. 2155 02:05:44,640 --> 02:05:45,520 Save our dad. 2156 02:05:45,720 --> 02:05:48,000 - Hit me.. - I can't do it.. 2157 02:05:48,240 --> 02:05:49,600 He cannot do it. 2158 02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:50,960 Why don't you come out? Hit me. 2159 02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:54,080 - Alex, don't touch my brother. - I won't touch him. 2160 02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:57,640 We'll hug him and venerate him! 2161 02:05:58,040 --> 02:05:59,920 - Prem, hit him. - Hit him! 2162 02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:02,920 - It's beyond my capacity, I cannot do it. - Hey! 2163 02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:05,520 - Hit me. - Please forgive me. Please leave me. Prem. 2164 02:06:05,800 --> 02:06:07,760 Prem, hit him. Don't be scared. 2165 02:06:07,800 --> 02:06:10,800 Should I spare you? Fine, go. Go. 2166 02:06:11,440 --> 02:06:12,920 Go on.. Go. Hey, stop! 2167 02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:23,160 - Raja! - Come on, get up.. 2168 02:06:24,720 --> 02:06:26,200 I won't spare you.. 2169 02:06:37,840 --> 02:06:40,320 Raja.. 2170 02:06:40,480 --> 02:06:44,280 - What's happening? - Your family will be wiped out soon. 2171 02:06:44,400 --> 02:06:45,240 Look. 2172 02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:53,360 Your brother and your father will soon be dead. Just watch. 2173 02:06:55,640 --> 02:06:58,200 "They killed him.." Beat him. 2174 02:06:58,400 --> 02:07:01,960 - Rascal. Get up! - "They.." 2175 02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:08,160 Oh, God! 2176 02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:19,280 When Raja hits him, Prem hits him. 2177 02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:22,360 Raja, you hit him and Prem will hit him. 2178 02:07:26,160 --> 02:07:28,760 Hey.. 2179 02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:30,120 Hit him 2180 02:07:30,400 --> 02:07:32,640 and look at him. Hit him, Raja. 2181 02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:49,240 "Twins.." 2182 02:07:49,400 --> 02:07:50,320 Hey, idiot! 2183 02:07:52,560 --> 02:07:53,440 Wow! 2184 02:07:55,800 --> 02:07:57,560 - Yes! - Yes! 2185 02:07:57,880 --> 02:07:58,800 Are you having fun? 2186 02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:00,960 I'm loving it. Give me more power. 2187 02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:02,680 Brother, do something else. 2188 02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:07,920 - Hey.. Hit him. Uncle! - Hit him, Raja. 2189 02:08:09,960 --> 02:08:12,040 - Okay. - Hey.. 2190 02:08:12,160 --> 02:08:14,600 Prem, in order to beat that guy who's strong like Baahubali 2191 02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:17,080 we must beat his uncle who's similar to the character Katappa. 2192 02:08:17,120 --> 02:08:18,120 - It is highly necessary. - Nandu. 2193 02:08:18,280 --> 02:08:20,640 - What was he saying? - Caught you! 2194 02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:30,400 I got hurt. 2195 02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:39,120 I'm hitting someone for the first time, this is fun. 2196 02:08:54,640 --> 02:08:55,560 "Twins!" 2197 02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:06,720 - Uncle. Got you! - Hey.. 2198 02:09:06,920 --> 02:09:07,920 Wait.. Stop. 2199 02:09:08,000 --> 02:09:09,800 Run, Prem. He's right behind you. 2200 02:09:13,200 --> 02:09:14,200 Run! Run! 2201 02:09:14,280 --> 02:09:15,720 Look at my brother. Run! 2202 02:09:16,720 --> 02:09:17,960 - Wait, you rascal. - Open it soon. 2203 02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:24,240 Get up. 2204 02:09:29,000 --> 02:09:29,920 Hey! 2205 02:09:30,360 --> 02:09:31,320 Why are you hitting me? 2206 02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:33,880 Have you lost it? You started all this. 2207 02:09:34,200 --> 02:09:36,480 B-But I work in this factory. 2208 02:09:37,200 --> 02:09:38,640 Crazy guy. 2209 02:09:38,760 --> 02:09:40,680 Alex, you are not a factory worker. 2210 02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:43,800 Tell me. Who is the President of America? 2211 02:09:44,240 --> 02:09:45,960 Donald Duck or Donald Trump? 2212 02:09:46,480 --> 02:09:49,400 Who beat you up? Varun Dhawan or Shikhar Dhawan? 2213 02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:52,104 You're the security guard here, aren't you? 2214 02:09:52,116 --> 02:09:53,040 I am your uncle. 2215 02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:55,160 - Uncle.. - I got thrashed for your sake. 2216 02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:56,440 Say it once. I am your uncle. 2217 02:09:56,520 --> 02:09:59,280 - Doctor. - You bloody.. Uncle. I am your uncle. 2218 02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:01,080 "One, a Raja, one, a Prem." 2219 02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:06,040 "Twins.." 2220 02:10:09,600 --> 02:10:12,360 Come. Come, Mr. Twins. 2221 02:10:13,080 --> 02:10:15,080 Do you want to hit me? Go ahead. 2222 02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:18,320 But before you do, you must realise 2223 02:10:18,800 --> 02:10:21,760 that your father might run out of lifelines. 2224 02:10:26,160 --> 02:10:30,000 You have one minute. Only 60 seconds. Save him. 2225 02:10:31,320 --> 02:10:33,080 Bye, bye, Malhotra. 2226 02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:35,800 - Hey! - Raja, no. 2227 02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:40,240 - No. - 50 seconds. 2228 02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:47,920 Raja, Prem, you both are out of your minds. 2229 02:10:48,040 --> 02:10:50,400 Go away. This bomb can go off any minute. 2230 02:10:50,680 --> 02:10:51,560 Dad, don't mind 2231 02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:53,520 but even you turned out to be an idiot like Prem. 2232 02:10:54,320 --> 02:10:55,720 We have met after 20 years. 2233 02:10:56,280 --> 02:10:57,520 I can't let you go so easily. 2234 02:10:58,960 --> 02:11:00,418 Prem, you're educated. Tell us what to do. 2235 02:11:00,430 --> 02:11:00,920 Yes. 2236 02:11:01,200 --> 02:11:04,480 - I'll check on Google. - We'll all blow up by then. 2237 02:11:04,680 --> 02:11:06,320 Don't worry about me, you both run away. 2238 02:11:06,360 --> 02:11:07,240 - Dad, please.. - Dad, please! 2239 02:11:08,480 --> 02:11:11,280 Look, I don't know much about bombs. 2240 02:11:11,480 --> 02:11:12,400 But what I do know is that 2241 02:11:12,480 --> 02:11:15,160 this colour is very lucky for me. This is Lord Ganesha's colour. 2242 02:11:15,280 --> 02:11:18,200 "Hail Lord Ganesha!" 2243 02:11:18,800 --> 02:11:21,920 "Hail Lord Ganesha!" 2244 02:11:36,400 --> 02:11:38,320 Only 10 seconds left. Run! 2245 02:11:38,600 --> 02:11:40,680 Dad, every son's dad is safe 2246 02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:42,160 when the Lord is with him. 2247 02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:44,800 - Hail Lord Ganesha.. - No! Raja, no! 2248 02:11:45,600 --> 02:11:46,640 No! 2249 02:11:47,640 --> 02:11:49,320 Raja! 2250 02:11:53,080 --> 02:11:53,960 Dad's safe. 2251 02:11:54,160 --> 02:11:55,880 - Dad's safe. - Hallelujah. My dad's safe. 2252 02:11:55,920 --> 02:11:56,515 It's a miracle. 2253 02:11:56,527 --> 02:11:58,240 My dad's safe. Jesus Christ, it's a miracle. 2254 02:11:58,440 --> 02:12:02,360 - Holy Mother Mary. - "Twins.." 2255 02:12:04,640 --> 02:12:07,640 - What are you doing? Oh.. - You don't know what I am doing? 2256 02:12:08,160 --> 02:12:11,880 Y-You're being very naughty. Oh.. 2257 02:12:12,280 --> 02:12:13,200 Oh. 2258 02:12:14,120 --> 02:12:16,680 Prem, where are you going? Come back.. 2259 02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:19,200 You're so shy. 2260 02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:23,120 Prem? 2261 02:12:24,280 --> 02:12:25,200 Prem! 2262 02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:26,600 Prem! 2263 02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:30,000 Alishka. 2264 02:12:34,040 --> 02:12:35,280 - Oh, my God. - Sister-in-law got scared. 2265 02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:36,640 My sister-in-law got scared. Sorry. 2266 02:12:37,600 --> 02:12:40,520 - Prem! - Hey, moron. What are you doing here? 2267 02:12:41,880 --> 02:12:44,720 Brother, control your speed. It's a problem for me. 2268 02:12:44,760 --> 02:12:48,520 Once I start, there's no stopping me. There are no halts in between. 2269 02:12:48,720 --> 02:12:51,640 But, Brother.. I'll just check. 2270 02:12:52,360 --> 02:12:54,160 - Sorry, Sister-in-law. - Fool. 2271 02:12:57,480 --> 02:12:58,320 Who are you? 2272 02:13:03,200 --> 02:13:05,800 - Excuse me? - No.. Excuse me. 2273 02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:09,280 Who here likes it if the speaker's volume is quite loud? 2274 02:13:09,320 --> 02:13:12,840 Because my wife doesn't like bass at all. 2275 02:13:13,640 --> 02:13:15,720 Oh, I'm so sorry, for you and your wife. 2276 02:13:16,040 --> 02:13:18,840 What sorry? I left my honeymoon in between because of you. 2277 02:13:19,800 --> 02:13:22,920 - Raja.. - You both.. You both look identical. 2278 02:13:24,800 --> 02:13:27,400 And we too. Even we are identical twins. 2279 02:13:30,040 --> 02:13:32,040 - Twins! - Oh, my! Twins? 2280 02:13:32,480 --> 02:13:36,280 Original 'Judwa'. You both are 'Judwa 2'. 2281 02:13:37,520 --> 02:13:38,840 Are you both also here on your honeymoon? 2282 02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:44,280 I don't understand. 2283 02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:47,480 You won't understand, as people give me a place in their hearts 2284 02:13:47,520 --> 02:13:48,560 but they fail to understand me. 2285 02:13:48,720 --> 02:13:50,640 I arrive dressed in pants, but never wear a shirt. 2286 02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:54,520 - I arrive on a cycle, not in a car. - Oh. 2287 02:13:55,800 --> 02:13:56,800 And listen.. 2288 02:13:57,400 --> 02:13:58,520 I arrive wearing an underwear 2289 02:13:58,560 --> 02:13:59,520 I don't arrive donning a pair of shorts. 2290 02:14:00,800 --> 02:14:01,960 My case is something similar. 2291 02:14:02,480 --> 02:14:05,600 I go to college, but don't attend lectures. 2292 02:14:05,680 --> 02:14:07,520 Wow. - I have six-pack abs and pack a punch 2293 02:14:07,560 --> 02:14:09,040 but I never will be pot-bellied and paunchy. 2294 02:14:09,400 --> 02:14:10,280 How sweet! 2295 02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:11,560 I travel by a bus wherein the driver manages to keep control 2296 02:14:11,600 --> 02:14:13,040 but I will never let anyone control me. 2297 02:14:15,440 --> 02:14:16,360 "Twins." 2298 02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:20,040 - He's very funny. - "Twins!" 2299 02:14:22,960 --> 02:14:24,280 Well, why are you just standing there? 2300 02:14:24,600 --> 02:14:26,560 - Let's move. - Okay, boss. Okay. 2301 02:14:27,120 --> 02:14:29,960 - Listen, do you know that song? - Which one? 2302 02:14:31,200 --> 02:14:33,960 - Oh.. That's my favourite song. - Mine too. 2303 02:14:34,120 --> 02:14:35,080 I can perform it right now. 2304 02:14:36,080 --> 02:14:36,960 I love it. 2305 02:14:40,520 --> 02:14:43,040 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2306 02:14:43,360 --> 02:14:44,320 Once more. Please. 2307 02:14:45,240 --> 02:14:46,160 Okay.. 2308 02:14:49,520 --> 02:14:52,520 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2309 02:14:52,560 --> 02:14:55,200 - This is really fun, once more. - Oh. 2310 02:14:55,240 --> 02:14:57,400 - They disappeared. Raja! - Oh. 2311 02:14:57,480 --> 02:14:58,680 - She is calling. - Go.. 2312 02:14:58,840 --> 02:14:59,720 Come. 2313 02:15:02,960 --> 02:15:05,520 Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2314 02:15:06,440 --> 02:15:08,440 "I heard about your admirers." 2315 02:15:10,120 --> 02:15:12,080 "There are a bunch of them and they follow you everywhere." 2316 02:15:13,320 --> 02:15:15,520 "Why are you just standing there and wondering?" 2317 02:15:15,560 --> 02:15:17,520 "Come, let's disappear." 2318 02:15:17,600 --> 02:15:19,240 "1, 2, 3, 4.." 2319 02:15:41,240 --> 02:15:44,600 "I have two tickets for the night show." 2320 02:15:44,760 --> 02:15:46,720 "Shall I open my wallet? Will you take a look?" 2321 02:15:48,560 --> 02:15:53,840 "I will sit close to you. I'll take you to the theatre in a taxi." 2322 02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:59,280 "Don't think of me as a ruffian." 2323 02:15:59,480 --> 02:16:01,840 "I have loads of money in my wallet, dear!" 2324 02:16:03,160 --> 02:16:06,640 "I'll make you eat to your heart's content." 2325 02:16:06,680 --> 02:16:10,320 "Whatever you desire, hot Samosa, Idli or Dosa." - Move! 2326 02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:14,400 "You are my Pepsi Cola. I am your Coca-Cola." 2327 02:16:19,480 --> 02:16:21,680 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2328 02:16:40,800 --> 02:16:41,760 "Hey, you.." 2329 02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:48,200 "I have two tickets for the night show." 2330 02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:50,760 "Shall I open my wallet? Will you take a look?" 2331 02:16:52,560 --> 02:16:57,840 "I will sit close to you. I'll take you to the theatre in a taxi." 2332 02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:03,240 "Don't think of me as a ruffian." 2333 02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:05,520 "I have loads of money in my wallet, dear!" 2334 02:17:07,160 --> 02:17:10,600 "I'll make you eat to your heart's content." 2335 02:17:10,760 --> 02:17:14,360 "Whatever you desire, hot Samosa, Idli or Dosa." - Move! 2336 02:17:14,400 --> 02:17:18,320 "You are my Pepsi Cola. I am your Coca-Cola." 2337 02:17:23,480 --> 02:17:25,880 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2338 02:17:41,960 --> 02:17:47,280 "I whistle movie tunes looking at you every day." 2339 02:17:49,240 --> 02:17:52,640 "I was thinking about this since many days." 2340 02:17:52,680 --> 02:17:55,280 "That I'll take you to watch a movie." 2341 02:17:56,560 --> 02:18:02,440 "Friday evening is quite a wonderful one. A new movie is out." 2342 02:18:03,840 --> 02:18:07,360 "Don't worry about the warm weather." 2343 02:18:07,400 --> 02:18:11,000 "The movie theatre is air-conditioned." - I know. 2344 02:18:11,040 --> 02:18:12,880 "The name of the movie is 'Beautiful Beloved of Mine'." 2345 02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:14,920 "This is a super-hit movie!" 2346 02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:22,760 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2347 02:18:27,600 --> 02:18:30,040 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 2348 02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:36,680 "You met my gaze and wiped me out. My poor heart got wounded." 2349 02:18:36,760 --> 02:18:40,440 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show? Will you.." 2350 02:18:54,800 --> 02:19:00,520 "You met my gaze and wiped me out. My poor heart got wounded." 2351 02:19:00,560 --> 02:19:02,360 "Will you accompany me to the 9 to 12 show?" 163806

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