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( ROCK MUSIC FADES UP )
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( MUSIC STOPS )
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Sure the groundskeeper
came today?
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It's beautiful...
it's beautiful.
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Hey.
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Any word?
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What round?
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All right, let me know
if you hear anything.
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29th.
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Plenty of time, not even
worried about it.
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( RAP MUSIC PLAYING )
What?
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* 'Cause he's focused around
them chunky girls *
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* Who puff it raw
it's what they cause *
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( MUSIC STOPS )
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What?
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I told you to roll down
your window.
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I hate you.
I love you.
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He's grumpy.
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Hey! Any news?
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No.
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Ah...
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I can smell it in the air,
it is a baseball day.
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I'm ready for this day,
are you ready?
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I've never been more ready for
anything in my entire life...
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Garvey, let's get 'em!
Yes.
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Hey, Dells, you got some duct
tape on your window.
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Wasn't sure if you were
aware of that?
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Oh, yeah, thanks, Vinnie.
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Uh, where is-- where's your car?
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Is your mom picking you up
today?
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No, your mom said she'd do it.
What's up?
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Oh, that's cute. Cup check.
Oh!
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Titanium steel, man. That's
double-layered right there.
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I don't know if you're serious,
but my mom can pick us up...
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after the game, if you need
a ride, get some grub after.
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We're gonna be so starving.
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Oh, I want to tell you guys
about this new stretch.
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Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie--
What, Garvey?
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I got this new stretch
I want to show you guys--
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Aw, sh--
You all right?
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Yeah, I'm good. No, I want
to show you a new stretch.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Can we take the stairs
next time?
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They're right over there.
No.
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So hot.
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Where the hell is everybody?
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I told them to get here early,
so we can get a little BP.
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That means batting practice.
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I called everyone last night.
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Swear to god, Ty,
I called everyone.
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I don't know
why they're not here.
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I actually feel like my lungs
are sweating... is that bad?
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No, it's actually a good thing.
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Keeps your muscles loose during
the game, keep 'em loose.
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Is that how muscles work,
Garvey?
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Most of them, yeah.
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Yo, what's up, boys? What's up,
Vinnie? What's up, Dil.
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Where have you guys been?
You're late!
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Nobody's even here yet,
Ty, relax!
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The groundskeeper ain't even
came yet.
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Actually, he did.
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That's sad.
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So? what's the word?
You heard anything?
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32nd round, last we heard.
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Are you kidding me?
Seriously?
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Should have been a 15th rounder,
at least.
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* Peanut butter jelly time
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* Peanut butter jelly time
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* Peanut butter and jelly
Peanut butter and jelly *
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* Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat *
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* Peanut butter and jelly
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* Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat *
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* Peanut butter and jelly
You're late!
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* Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat *
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Hey, guys, does this shadow make
me look like I have a huge cock?
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You're late, Polacco!
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In his defense, he is a
seventh-year junior.
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So that is kind of his thing.
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Yeah, you still working on that
doctorate, Polacco?
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Hm?
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Uh-oh, look at what you done.
Don't do it.
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It's coming.
Don't do it.
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It's coming.
Go back a little bit.
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Come on, lick it.
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There's too much wrong...
not tonight, not tonight, bro.
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What's up?
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What's up, Murray?
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What's up, did you talk to him?
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Yeah, he get a call?
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35th round, I haven't heard
a fucking thing.
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Not even a phone call?
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The Padres guy that was scouting
him... the Mets guy?
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I said, "Not a thing," Dells!
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Can't sit here and think
about it, all right?
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Let's get warmed up.
Let's do some stretches.
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What, nobody wants to stretch?
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For this game, Ty?
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If, by stretch,
you mean have another beer...
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then I'll gladly stretch very
hard with you, Ty.
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Hey, no, no, absolutely not,
nobody listen to him.
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Nobody's drinking beer! It
dehydrates you, motor skills!
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Gone, forget about 'em.
Shut up, Garvey.
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Dells, you have to stretch,
'cause you're my little brother.
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You have to come.
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And Vinnie you're my
brother-in-law...
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so you have to come, too.
Not your brother-in-law yet.
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Also, don't know how to stretch,
thus, I will be staying here.
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Come on.
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Come on, I'm gonna show you
that stretch.
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Vinnie, you should really come
out, I'll show you the stretch.
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I'll be right out.
I'll be right out.
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Go get 'em, guys.
Go get 'em, guys.
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Go get 'em... nap time.
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Look at Fotch. Pushing 40,
still doing his drills.
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He's actually 33.
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Oh, good, Barone showed up.
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Only need like one shot, then--
Okay.
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Knock it out of the park.
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So you're gonna be up
there like ten times, then?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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I wonder if he actually knows
what's going on with Maz?
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The only thing he knows about is
what's going on in the mirror.
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How do my eyebrows look?
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They're good.
Not too bad?
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No, they're good.
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I'm here! I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here!
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I'm here, sorry I'm late.
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Uh, it's all right, David, I
forgot you were on the team.
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Hah... okay,
I was watching the draft.
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Late in the 37th, and he hasn't
been picked yet.
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You wanna stretch?
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Am I starting?
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Probably not.
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Nah, I'm good, then.
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I'll see you guys in there?
Yeah.
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All right.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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What?
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They rented a bus?
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( MUSIC PLAYING )
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They rented a fucking bus?
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Who the hell are these guys?
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This isn't the team
we beat this season.
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This is a whole bunch
of new guys.
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They brought in ringers.
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You see this shit?
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I don't get it. What happened?
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This is a whole, new team.
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We played four of these guys
this season.
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That's Tommy Dorehty,
he was drafted last year.
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He plays for double- A Scranton.
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The Phillies are grooming him
to be a closer.
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And that's Michael Antonelli,
he throws 93...
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and he got drafted this year.
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All these kids, they're all D1.
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BC, LSU, Villanova?
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Oh, this is a bunch
of horse shit!
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Horse shit. Horse shit.
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You know, my uncle knows
Don Mattingly.
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Why don't we call him up,
see if he wants to play, huh?
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See, what I don't understand,
bro, is how they get that money
for that bus?
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How come we don't have that
money for this bus!
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( ALL YELLING )
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( PHONE BEEPING )
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Guys.
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Guys!
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My dad just texted me.
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The draft is over...
he didn't get picked.
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What?
Damn it.
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It ain't right...
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the kid can play.
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Well, fuck it.
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He can go to open tryouts,
play the independents...
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and he can still make it.
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Come on, Polacco you know
how unlikely that is.
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Ruin my fucking day!
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How many of you guys
play with him in college?
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He was the best player
I've ever seen...
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just one clutch hit
after another.
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Even three days ago,
he got the game-winning hit.
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Only reason we're playing
in this game.
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What's up, you peter-puffers?
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Who fucking died in here?
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Maz didn't get drafted.
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He didn't get drafted?
Oh, my god!
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Man, that fucking sucks.
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I mean, I know all about that...
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because the same thing happened
to me last year...
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the exact same thing.
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The Yankees and the Red Sox were
coming to scout me like crazy.
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Gave me the old reach around.
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Yeah, didn't matter, I hurt my
wrist, really tweaked it.
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You know, I lost millions
off that.
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Definitely woulda been drafted
if that didn't happen, right?
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Right? You guys don't know shit.
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[UMPIRE HAZE]
All right, bring it in!
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Dells.
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All right, guys, my name is Fred
Haze, and this is Tim Donnelly.
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And we are here for the--
what the hell are we here for?
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Okay, here's why I'm ruining
my Saturday.
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We are here for the semifinal
playoff game...
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for the Orange County,
Duchess County...
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Ulster County and Westchester
County Mid-Summer--
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Jesus... Mid-Summer Intramural
Amateur Baseball Association.
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Sponsored by the Knights
of Columbus. Is this a joke?
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No, it's the fourth annual.
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Well, how many teams
are in this league?
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Six.
Six?
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No, seven, but one was disbanded
due to a lack of interest.
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And everybody makes the
playoffs?
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Yes.
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Okay, today's game is between
the visiting Bulldogs...
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and the hometown D-Bags.
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D-Backs!
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I'm sorry?
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D-Backs.
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What'd I say?
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You said D-Bags.
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Okay, D... Backs.
What's a D-Back?
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D-Backs, like Diamondbacks,
like the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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Why didn't you just name
yourselves the Diamondbacks?
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'Cause it was too many letters.
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Can we please just move on?
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Okay, here are the rules.
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We all know what this is,
it's a casual summer league.
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Okay, everybody is here just get
a work out in and stay in shape.
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Okay, so here's the main rule;
no collisions.
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Nobody is looking to get hurt.
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No cleats up, no take outs, no
running over the catcher.
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If anybody does any
of these things...
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it will result in an immediate
ejection, am I clear?
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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Wonderful, now these are seven
inning games, not nine.
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The winner of this game
and the other semifinal...
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will advance to the regionals
in Ocean City, Maryland.
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Any questions?
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Yeah, who the fuck are you?
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I'm Alex Ca --
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Ah! I know who you are.
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You're that hot shot center
fielder out of Florida State.
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What the fuck are you
doing here?
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Just relax, dude.
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There's nobody here who
isn't supposed to be here.
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Bullshit! None of these guys
were here a week ago.
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Everybody here was listed
on our original roster.
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There you go, Ump.
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Their dues were paid by either
themselves...
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or by somebody on their behalf.
249
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,990
All the documents are here,
Happy.
250
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,866
There's like 50 fucking names
on this roster!
251
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,569
There's nothing in the rule book
about a maximum roster size.
252
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,773
This is a bunch of horse shit!
You're gonna let this happen?
253
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,141
You want to get a lawyer?
254
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:18,111
Oh, this is a bunch
of horse shit!
255
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,181
That's-- just gonna--
sorry.
256
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,783
I told you we shouldn't
call 'em D-Backs.
257
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,117
Shut up, Garvey!
258
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,618
He's very passionate.
259
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,822
Don't be afraid to ask for help.
There's no shame in that.
260
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,758
That's real strength.
261
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,983
You know, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
262
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,186
It's been a rough couple days.
263
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,790
I'm sure they'll understand.
264
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,260
I mean, I don't even think
they care about this game.
265
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,070
You know, it could be a good
idea just to...
266
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,808
take a little break from
baseball for a while, you know?
267
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,244
I mean, God knows
you've earned it.
268
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,081
Right?
269
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:37,024
I mean... right?
270
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,898
Let's play ball.
271
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,840
It's audacious is what it is.
272
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,843
You know? It's audacious!
273
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,878
You just learn that word, Ty?
274
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,546
Oh so this doesn't bother you?
275
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:04,184
Of course, it does, man.
It's-- it's Bush League.
276
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285
Yes!
277
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,854
Yeah.
278
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:11,158
Exactly! It's Bush League!
It's--
279
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,960
What's up, guys?
280
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,196
Hey, what's up, Maz?
281
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,732
Sorry, I'm late.
282
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:23,136
No, it's fine. It's fine.
283
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:29,109
I wasn't sure if--
I'm glad you're here.
284
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,411
I wanted to go over
the line up with you.
285
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,146
Okay.
286
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,883
Come on.
287
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,053
They brought in a bunch
of stud horses today.
288
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,554
It's gonna be hard
to beat them.
289
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,723
It's gonna be like
the '27 Yankees...
290
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,492
versus the fucking
Lollipop Guild.
291
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,227
Ouch!
Okay, Ty! We get it!
292
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,162
It's because we're short,
we get it!
293
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,797
So what I was thinking is,
even though we usually bat...
294
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,332
you third, we're gonna
put you first...
295
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,902
so you can get up as many times
as possible, but only if...
296
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,736
you're all right with that,
if you think it's smart.
Ty.
297
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,139
I know you like to get in third
and drive in a bunch of runs.
298
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,008
but I'm thinkin' if that
we put speed in at the bottom--
299
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,542
Ty!
Yeah?
300
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,978
You can bat me first, you can
bat me ninth for all I care.
301
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,915
You can make me bat boy,
it doesn't matter.
302
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,150
You don't have to come to me.
303
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,086
I just, thinking with the
whole draft thing...
304
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,323
I thought it might...
take your mind off of it.
305
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,558
You thought you'd get my mind
off baseball by talking to me...
306
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,961
about baseball at a baseball
game?
307
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,362
It isn't working?
308
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,033
Look who's coming.
309
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,235
Schwartz. Hold on, hold on.
310
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,773
That is the biggest Bush league
move I've ever seen, man!
311
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,608
You can't just pull a bunch
of guys off the street...
312
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,677
and start a new team just
because it's the playoffs!
313
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,079
Ty-- Jesus--
314
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,580
We were teammates for three
years at STAC!
315
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,950
I know, Ty! I get it.
316
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,318
I came over to say I understand
why you're upset.
317
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,055
It's not my team. All right,
it's not my roster.
318
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,158
I don't make the rules... Jesus.
319
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,296
Maz, I also came over to say
I'm sorry about the draft.
320
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,099
You deserved it.
321
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:16,283
I'm sorry, too.
It really sucked.
322
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,988
Ice cream! Get your
ice cream here, boys!
323
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,789
Ice cold ice cream,
get it while it's hot!
324
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,124
We get ice cream?
325
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,027
Duh, bro, Maz eats ice cream
before every game.
326
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,695
We realize it's the secret
to his success.
327
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,630
So we're gonna do that now, huh?
Of course, it's playoffs.
328
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,065
We need the competitive
advantage!
329
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,267
Well, back off, back off, hey,
stop crowding!
330
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469
Stop crowding, all right?
Maz gets to pick first.
331
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,838
Maz which one do you want?
332
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,507
I think I'll skip today.
333
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,843
What? Maz, you gotta have your
rainbow sprinkles, bro!
334
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,046
I just don't want it.
335
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,281
He doesn't fucking want it,
then leave him alone,
he doesn't have to have it.
336
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,849
Okay, but what if it creates
a fissure...
337
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,218
in the space time continuum?
338
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,054
Serious, Maz,
I got like three extra.
339
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,126
Well, thank God I'm here.
I mean really, the things I do,
excuse me.
340
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:04,464
There we go, that is it.
There we go.
341
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,134
Oh... that's it.
342
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,502
My bad, thanks, David.
343
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,139
All right, guys, listen up!
344
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,043
I gotta figure out the line up.
Who doesn't want to play today?
345
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,913
Oh, ha-ha, yeah. Very funny.
346
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,883
Seriously, I gotta sit
someone out. Who's it gonna be?
347
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,652
I'm nursing a pretty aggressive
hangover...
348
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,055
so I'll nominate myself.
349
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,624
All right, good, and
Jonathan's pitching...
350
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,060
so he's not in the lineup.
351
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,062
Whoa, whoa, Dells is pitching?
352
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,230
Yeah, Zapata, he's a pitcher.
That's what they do.
353
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,132
He's gonna crush this team,
right, Jonathan?
354
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,333
But he's our closer.
355
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,901
He's not closer, he's a starter.
356
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,370
He closed for us at STAC.
357
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,538
Hey, Jonathan, are you
a starter or a closer?
358
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,207
Starter? Yeah, thank you.
359
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,076
I'm just saying, that's a pretty
big workload for somebody...
360
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,543
who's been closing all year.
361
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,279
Well, if he gets tired,
I will bring in a closer.
362
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,913
But he's our closer.
363
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,682
Hey, everybody, enough! All
right, I'm the coach!
364
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,718
And I say my brother is
starting, so he's starting.
365
00:16:58,818 --> 00:16:59,852
You're the coach?
366
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,654
Yeah, Polacco!
367
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,423
Where have you been, huh?
368
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,658
I'm holding the clipboard.
Are you holding the clipboard?
369
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,096
Oh, I didn't think so! All
right, anybody else holding a
clipboard...
370
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,099
please raise your clipboard!
371
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,202
You bring that from home?
372
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,203
Yeah.
373
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,471
Borrowed it from my dad.
374
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,509
Now I'm the only one holding
a clipboard.
375
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,444
All right, so is there any
more insubordination...
376
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,147
before I finish figuring
out this line-up?
377
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,450
You have no idea how badly
I want to think of something
else to say.
378
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,320
Well, time's up!
379
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124
All right, here's our line-up.
380
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,194
First, John Mazzello, shortstop.
381
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,297
Second, Arthur Barone, DH.
382
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,266
Third, Ty Dellamonica, 3rd base.
383
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,868
Fourth, Mike Triana, left field.
384
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,404
Fifth, Chris Zapata, 2nd.
385
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,007
Sixth, Brian "Botch" Rocco,
1st.
386
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,444
Seventh, Pat Murray, center
field.
387
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,147
Eighth, Vinnie Malzahn, in
right.
388
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,849
And ninth, Jon Garvey, catcher.
389
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,186
Pitching is Jonathan
Dellamonica.
390
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,157
And on the bench are Ryan
Polacco and David Stein.
391
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,527
Everybody got that?
392
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,263
Let's win.
393
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:23,703
Batter... up...
394
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:28,040
Hear that call...
395
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:35,682
* The time has come
for one and all *
396
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:42,255
* To play ball
397
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:49,196
* We are the members of the
all-American team *
398
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,233
* We come from cities
near and far *
399
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,736
* We are Wops and Micks too
Hispanics and a Jew *
400
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,705
* We're all for one
We're one for all *
401
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,208
* We are all-American
402
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,775
Two, three, four, one--
403
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:08,415
* Ah shoo-bee-doo-wop
404
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,588
Aw, shit, gawd, I missed it.
405
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,292
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
406
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,356
Mm, ooh, morning.
407
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,890
Nothing like a little dip
after some ice cream.
408
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,459
You know what I mean?
409
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,434
Hey, Brian, how you doing?
Hi, Joey.
410
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,437
How's Johnny Boy doing?
411
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,274
He'll bounce back.
412
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,376
You got time, you got time.
413
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,910
Stay with it! Stay with it!
414
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,812
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
415
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,481
There it is... nice out.
416
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,450
A little sluggish out
there today.
417
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,592
It's gonna be a long day.
418
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,561
* We want a double
Just a little double *
419
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,632
* D-O-U-B-L-E
Double double double *
420
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,866
How's Pat?
421
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,905
He's taking it harder than
Johnny. Your boy earned it.
422
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,709
Is he going to try again
next year?
423
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,912
He got an offer to play in an
independent in Arizona
424
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,181
and to play in Italy,
but it's up to him.
425
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:53,853
Ah, it's a shame, you know,
it's like winning the lottery.
426
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,756
It's such a long shot.
427
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,529
It's just a shame,
the window is so short.
428
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,334
That's you, Maz.
429
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,935
That's three, there you go.
430
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:15,342
But you know what? If he wants
to go, I've got my plane ticket.
431
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,345
* Give me a B
You got your B you got your B *
432
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,448
* Give me an A
You got your A you got your A *
433
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,451
* Give me a T
You got your T you got your T *
434
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,587
* Now what
You don't want none of us *
435
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:33,560
* Boo-yah what boo-yah what
boo-yah yeah *
436
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,665
Somebody needs to tell those
guys to shut the fuck up.
437
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,935
Zapata, zap, zap, zap... zap.
What's up, bro?
438
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,737
Nothing, man.
439
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,374
Oh, by the way, I was watching
you take those ground balls
out there.
440
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,875
You really gotta get down
on those.
441
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,744
You know what'll really help?
Tell you right now.
442
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,912
What would help me?
443
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,814
You just take that non glove
hand of yours, right?
444
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,417
Which would be your... right.
I'm a righty, yeah, right.
445
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,387
You take that non-glove hand,
you just pop it on top of that
glove, pop, pop, pop.
446
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,522
Do that again.
Pop, pop, pop.
447
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,391
Make the sound, if it helps.
It does, it does.
448
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,258
I promise, they'll come to you,
just like that.
449
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,828
Really lessen the chances of it
getting away from you, if it
takes a weird hop.
450
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,498
Garvey, that's great insight,
brother. Hey, you're the man,
thank you so much.
451
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,832
Thanks, man. Think about it.
Don't touch me.
452
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,401
Think about it when you're
on the field next.
453
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,802
I will, thank you so much.
All right.
454
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,004
* Hey batter
what's the matter *
455
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:21,841
* Can't you take
a little chatter *
456
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,412
Swing... batter, batter, batter!
Strike.
457
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,682
Let's go, Maz!
458
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,419
How much do you want to bet
he hits one out of here
first at bat?
459
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,320
I'm not gonna bet against Maz,
bro.
460
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:38,324
* Harass him harass him
Make him relinquish the ball *
461
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,892
What the hell
is with these guys, man?
462
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,496
( CHANTING CONTINUES )
463
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:11,958
We good?
464
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:23,102
* We're good you're bad
We're good you're bad *
465
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:28,040
( CHANTING CONTINUES )
466
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:43,923
No.
467
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,658
What do you mean, no?
468
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,760
I'm not bunting
in a summer league.
469
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,329
You're not even
giving the same signs.
470
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,664
What are you saying?
471
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,899
Steal?
472
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,535
You can't steal first, Garvey!
473
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,003
I know, I'm just saying--
474
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,106
Barone, whatever I tell you
to do, you have to do!
475
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,341
Yeah, whatever, dipshit.
476
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,511
I hope you get out, Barone!
477
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,614
Yeah.
478
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,817
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
479
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,358
You're welcome, Ty.
480
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,960
Should I have him steal now or--
481
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,128
Shut up, Garvey.
482
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,596
Okay.
483
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,999
What's up, bro?
484
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:36,108
Dude... you know, if your last
name was Martinez...
485
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,810
you would have been drafted.
486
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,247
You really believe that?
487
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,882
Hell, yeah, I believe that.
Really?
488
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:48,154
Hell yeah, bro, look, we're the
hot new ethnicity right now.
489
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,390
You know? Scouts can't see
past that shit.
490
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,561
If a scout sees a Latino dude
who can't hit...
491
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,162
can't field for shit,
but he's fast
492
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,865
you know what they call it?
'Raw talent'.
493
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,001
I swear, man, it's like their
new way of calling us spics
or some shit.
494
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,403
Bro, they can call me Speedy
Fucking Gonzales...
495
00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:07,106
as long as they draft me, shit.
496
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,642
Seriously, I'll step in the
batters box wearing a poncho.
497
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,611
You know what I mean?
498
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,581
I'm not saying there aren't
plenty of our guys who deserve
it
499
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,918
but shit, my boy Maz
deserves it, too.
500
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,721
It's your size too, John.
They overlook guys like you.
501
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:26,158
But if a 6' 5" goon steps up,
who couldn't hit water if he
fell out of a boat
502
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,226
man, they all start salivating.
503
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,861
As long as he has size...
504
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:32,198
looks like he has power, they
think they can teach him to hit.
505
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,700
Let me tell you something.
506
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,735
If he hasn't learned how
to hit in 21 years...
507
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,804
it's ain't gonna happen!
It doesn't matter.
508
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,673
It's steroids! That shit is
everywhere in the college game.
509
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,174
Even guys at STAC are doing it.
510
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,710
Then they get drafted,
they get tested in the minors
511
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,111
and they have to stop
doing it...
512
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,813
and then they end up getting
dropped in a year
513
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,015
but it takes spots away
from guys like Maz...
514
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,785
who are doing it on fucking
ice cream and sprinkles!
515
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,755
Who wants that life though,
really?
516
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,489
I mean, especially
if you suck?
517
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,727
And you're stuck in some
bullshit town in what, Iowa?
518
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,630
Playing Single A ball
somewhere for a couple years
519
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,833
getting paid nothing, spend your
life on a shitty bus
520
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,235
staying at Motel 7's and 8's.
521
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:14,006
I'm telling you, man, that is a
miserable, miserable existence.
522
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,209
Shit, I'd give anything
for that.
523
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,845
Fuck, yeah.
524
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:24,784
Yo, Fotch? You were drafted,
right?
525
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,318
Yeah, I vaguely remember
that, yeah.
526
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,987
It was that long ago, huh?
527
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,757
Well, I'll never forget the day
the horse and carriage...
528
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,059
rode up to my cottage and
delivered the telegram.
529
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,064
So, whatever happened with that?
530
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,300
I hurt my shoulder.
It refused to cooperate.
531
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,136
Uh-huh... and what happened?
532
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,941
I was playing center and I was
trying to throw this guy out
533
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:54,213
at home and something just
snapped. It was terrible.
534
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,249
I had a SLAP tear.
535
00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,186
I tried surgery after surgery,
but nothing worked.
536
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,323
Finally the doctor, he suggested
something more experimental...
537
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:07,159
and I just had to let it go.
538
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,928
Do you have a gnarly scar?
539
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,129
Yeah.
540
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,198
Can I see it?
541
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,933
Sure.
542
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,705
There it is.
Oh, shit.
543
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,708
Whoa, hey, man,
that looks pretty bad-ass.
544
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,075
So, at least you got that.
545
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,911
Yeah, I lost 35 percent
of my range of motion...
546
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,179
and I'm highly vulnerable to
re-injury, so--
547
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,917
You're like Samuel L. Jackson
from Unbreakable.
548
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,152
So why do you even do
this league?
549
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,821
Well, I play first base now
obviously...
550
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,123
'cause there's a lot
less throwing.
551
00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:42,795
But... ah... it's the game,
it's got a hold on me.
552
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,232
So I play it when I can.
553
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,004
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
554
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:56,108
You're out! You're out!
Double play.
555
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:59,946
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
556
00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,752
What the hell was that, Barone,
why didn't you slide?
557
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,353
Because I was dead to rights.
558
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:11,423
Bullshit, you didn't want
to get your uniform dirty!
559
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,194
Well, maybe you should get a hit
next time and we won't be in
this situation.
560
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,770
Yeah, yeah, now I remember
where I know this guy from.
561
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:30,009
Yeah, he was that 'lights out'
closer for St. Thomas Aquinas
this year
562
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:32,945
except when they got to the
conference playoffs
563
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:38,150
I think he blew it for his team
and STAC was eliminated.
564
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,351
Hey, everybody...
565
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,888
don't worry if this guy
pitches tough now, okay?
566
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,323
When the pressure is on,
he chokes it away!
567
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,794
Hey! Knock it off.
568
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,829
What's that, Shatter?
569
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,231
You say something,
Brittle Bones?
570
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,400
Give me another one.
571
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,937
You talking to me, Osteoporosis?
572
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,809
* We want a pitcher
not a belly itcher *
573
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,812
* We want a catcher
not a belly scratcher *
574
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,814
No, no, no, you need to--
575
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,284
Yeah, right. You're right,
that's what it is, though.
576
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,822
Oh, god, bench bets?
577
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:18,190
Barone, it's bench bet time.
578
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,726
What are bench bets?
What's a bench bet?
579
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,294
Are you fucking kidding me?
580
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,864
How do you of all people not
know about bench bets?
581
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,365
Half your life is spent
on the bench.
582
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:31,270
Oh, no, I play, I play...
I've played.
583
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,840
Yes, you have.
584
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,842
Bench bets, David,
is a gentleman's game...
585
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,443
that one plays on the bench...
586
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,112
at a baseball game so you
don't die of boredom, okay?
587
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,548
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, it's good.
588
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:43,850
You will.
589
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,484
Well, I'm excited again.
Okay.
590
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,887
All right, I'll start us off,
nice and fresh, nice and easy.
591
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,323
I bet the next at bat lasts
exactly five pitches.
592
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,461
Okay, all right, okay, I got
100 bucks on six.
593
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:56,863
What the fuck is wrong with you?
594
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,697
I said it's a gentleman's game.
595
00:29:58,865 --> 00:29:59,966
I thought you were Jewish,
for one!
596
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:00,967
Why are you coming with $100?
597
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,434
How about we start it for $5?
598
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,470
Is that all okay with you,
fucking money bags McGee?
599
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,139
I'm just ruining stereotypes
in your head, huh?
600
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,941
Yeah, well, I don't like that.
It's blowing your mind.
601
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,176
No, don't like it.
Fine, $5.
602
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,978
If you want to be cheap,
you know, but okay.
603
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,313
* Bands will make her dance
Band to make her dance *
604
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,882
I got four on the under.
605
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,117
No, you can't get four and
under, it's the exact number.
606
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,719
I have four and under.
Yeah, I'm six and over then.
607
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,754
You can't have six and over.
608
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,423
I don't get five and you get
everything else!
609
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,325
Okay, it's like I just said.
I'm gonna write it down.
610
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:30,129
Don't you write that down.
Don't you dare write that down.
611
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,098
Don't you write that down!
I'm writing it down, though.
612
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,466
He's writing it right there.
613
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,968
[UMPIRE HAZE]
Strike three!
614
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,569
Ooh, talk dirty to me.
615
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,372
No, because that's three!
That's three, so nobody wins!
616
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,808
That's three, so nobody wins,
there you go.
617
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,443
I had four and under.
You don't--
618
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:47,346
I had four and under! Witness?
You're my fucking witness.
619
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,648
Oh, he witnessed it, did he?
Did he witness it?
620
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,583
Well, I witnessed it, too.
621
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,119
I refute your account of the
events
622
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:56,022
thus nullifying your testimony
as per Plessy vs. Ferguson--
623
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,790
Yeah, well, I witnessed it, too,
fuckface!
624
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,092
Gavel banged, give me my Euros.
625
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,129
Don't you gavel bang me!
You already said--
626
00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,932
Yeah, give me my money.
Pounds? Pounds?
627
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,599
You get those fingers
out of my face!
628
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,237
That's it! Bench bets are off.
629
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,471
Fuck!
630
00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,943
And I hope you two are happy.
631
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:17,944
It's like my grandmother said...
632
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:20,412
Expect to have fun, forget it.
633
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:24,583
Now you're gonna have to sit
here and watch baseball.
634
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,086
That is your punishment.
635
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,957
I mean, for fuck's sake.
636
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,793
Do I need to go to the dentist?
637
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,964
* H-O H-O-M
H-O-M-E-R-U-N *
638
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:44,036
* Home run Adrian
Home run Adrian *
639
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:53,379
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
640
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:58,317
Hey, Schwartz! What are you on a
team with a bunch of fucking
girls with your softball chants?
641
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,552
You guys sing.
642
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,822
It's not the same!
643
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,425
Are we bothering you, Murray?
644
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,999
I really don't like these
fucking guys!
645
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,870
Change of plans.
646
00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,406
You're not allowed to get tired.
647
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,009
I'm keeping you in the entire
game, no matter what.
648
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:26,178
Show these guys what you can do.
649
00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,382
Don't make me look stupid.
650
00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:39,491
You guys were saying you got
some opportunity to play
independent ball.
651
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:44,496
Opportunity might be a stretch,
but yeah, I got some offers.
652
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,535
You gonna take them?
653
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,404
I don't know.
654
00:32:56,308 --> 00:33:00,946
You know anything about these
leagues out west?
655
00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:06,218
Yeah, I mean, definitely every
year a handful of guys get
drafted from those leagues.
656
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:15,061
I just don't know if it's worth
it to go through all that again.
657
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:18,064
You know, put the work in,
uproot my life...
658
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,499
and still not make it?
659
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,404
It just seems like a waste
of my time.
660
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,908
Well, there's no doubt the road
gets harder from here
661
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:36,082
but the road's always friggen
hard, no matter what you want.
662
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:44,490
You know, when my second
surgery was a bust?
663
00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,827
I went to this rehab place
664
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,197
to get my arm back
to at least functioning
665
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:58,003
and this beautiful girl...
666
00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,539
was assigned to help me
with the day to day.
667
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,543
Just the cutest thing
I'd ever seen.
668
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,684
Anyway... I married her.
669
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,321
We're married now.
670
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:24,263
I guess what I'm saying is...
671
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,032
sometimes the end of one journey
without even knowing it...
672
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:31,337
it can be the beginning
of another one.
673
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:37,476
Anyway, for what it's worth.
674
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,495
All right, Tree, let's get some
runs off this big shot!
675
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,533
Not a great start.
676
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,338
Strike one.
677
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,006
Strike two.
678
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,341
Strike three!
679
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,878
Wow, same pitch...
you fucking idiot.
680
00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,016
Son of a biscuit!
681
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,186
See, the problem is you're just
not getting your hands inside
the ball enough.
682
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,853
It's that simple.
683
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:26,492
That's not the problem, Garvey.
The problem is I'm terrible.
684
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,693
Strike two.
685
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,295
Ah, you gotta be kidding me!
686
00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:32,298
If it's low, let it go,
you know?
687
00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,200
Say it with me. If it's low--
688
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,535
Okay, you don't have to say it,
but if it's low, let it go.
689
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,737
Just stay away from anything
that's low and inside, alright?
690
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,672
It's not your strength.
It's not your strength.
691
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,541
You gotta lot of strengths,
that's not one of them.
692
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,449
Oh, forget it.
Strike three, you're gone!
693
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,692
[UMPIRE HAZE] Strike three!
694
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,895
Strike three!
695
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,434
Mine! Mine!
696
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,437
Made that shit look pretty.
697
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:15,073
Two hands, two hands over your
head, just like that.
698
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,276
You see what I'm doing right
there? Just guide that baby in.
699
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,910
All right? And you...
700
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,112
Dells, I really think that if
you went with a two-seamer...
701
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,348
instead of the change-up--
702
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,316
I don't have a two-seamer,
Garvey.
703
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,819
Strike three!
704
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:32,258
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
705
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,426
Oh, boy, oh, shit!
706
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,462
Come on, man.
707
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,164
Yeah, I'm showing bunt.
708
00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,799
I'm showing bunt
and then I drop back.
709
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,802
101 here, boys.
710
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,371
Get comfortable, we're gonna
be here a while.
711
00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:46,705
I like to work the count.
712
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,774
Foul off some pitches.
You know how it is.
713
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,843
I bailed a little bit.
714
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:55,080
I bailed it a little bit.
I can call my own here.
715
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,915
But now I'm dialed.
716
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,417
Now I'm in the zone.
717
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:01,620
Get ready to turn around, pitch.
This shit's gone--
718
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,622
Strike three.
719
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,625
Good stuff. Good delivery.
Good deception. See ya'.
720
00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:11,162
Keep it nice and tight.
Nice and tight.
721
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,664
You know? Keep it in.
Keep that elbow in.
722
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,767
There's nothing wrong with
serving one into the outfield.
723
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,736
You know what I mean?
724
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,338
Wait, were you talking to me
this whole time?
725
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,839
You know I'm not playing, right?
726
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,808
Hm... hm.
727
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,943
I'm just saying, I think if you
were to develop a two-seamer...
728
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,679
it would make you a hell
of a lot more dynamic
against a team like this.
729
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,815
I'm pitching a two-hitter,
Garvey!
730
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,620
That's two too many.
That's two too many.
731
00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,155
All right?
732
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,524
Strike three!
Are you fucking serious?
733
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,158
They don't get any better
than that.
734
00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,560
Is that a joke?
I coulda' hit that.
735
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,762
Come on. I mean, dude,
it was way outside my zone.
736
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,498
Way outside, both ways!
Both ways, blue.
737
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,567
I mean, come on.
You got nothing to say.
738
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,437
There's an earthiness to his
tone that is unparalleled.
739
00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:52,971
Okay? His voice is transcendent.
740
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:56,174
Brian is the emotional core of
the band! Okay, end of story.
741
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:57,543
Thank you, David!
742
00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:58,944
Nick is the guy people
wanna hear, man.
743
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,446
It's always been about Nick.
744
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,180
Think of it this way, okay?
All of their hits...
745
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:03,815
Nick starts every single
one of them.
746
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,917
Because he's Brian's opening
act, you fucking idiot!
747
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,353
Oh, whatever, man.
748
00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,687
Just shut up,
you little corn cob.
749
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,522
A.J.'s the one who can't
be ignored, obviously.
750
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,359
He smolders... just smoke, man.
751
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,627
On one hand, he's like,
'Yo, I don't give a shit''
752
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,195
On the other hand, he's like...
753
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,697
'I'm gonna nonchalantly slap...
754
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,632
your grandma with the best
fucking vocals you ever heard.
755
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,534
You know I've heard some shit
before, Barone...
756
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,235
but that is the biggest one
I ever heard.
757
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,505
You know you like him 'cause he
bloody well looks like you.
758
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,707
Yeah, he does.
He's a very attractive man.
759
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,941
If bone structure is a
consideration...
760
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,377
which it should be.
761
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:32,478
Bone structure's nothing
to do with it.
762
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:35,381
This is straight-up vocal
talent!
763
00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:36,715
[UMPIRE HAZE]
Strike three! You're gone!
764
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,617
This is how it goes.
No, what it is--
765
00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,254
Just shut up! All right, we're
gonna settle this right now.
766
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:45,090
Shut up, first one in.
Whatever.
767
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,860
Hey, Zapata, how are you?
Question.
768
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,762
Objectively speaking...
769
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:54,065
who is the greatest
Backstreet Boy of all time?
770
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,401
Brian.
771
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:59,838
And you can put it
on the board!
772
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:03,074
Yes, how does that taste?
773
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,110
No, no, wait... you said Brian?
774
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,078
Yeah.
Nick.
775
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,080
No! You already said Brian.
Bullshit.
776
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,116
He's already said Brian--
get your hand out of my face!
777
00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:14,420
Don't you touch that money!
Don't you touch that money!
778
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,022
Give me my money back.
Put that money back down!
779
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:18,490
That's it!
780
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,992
The integrity of the bet
has been compromised.
781
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:24,062
Bench bets are over, again...
782
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:27,933
for the second and final time.
783
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,435
Fine.
784
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,808
As a side note, can we just
agree that Justin Timberlake
785
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:39,445
is a blatant rip off of Nick
Carter in every single way...
786
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,547
and doesn't hold a candle
to his vocal prowess?
787
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,348
I mean... was that ever
in doubt, though?
788
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:46,585
JT thinks he's so cool.
789
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,887
You can call it a strike,
if you want, all day long.
790
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,722
I don't care. That's your job...
by all means.
791
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,458
Ump... I'm hoping you're gonna
umpire the game...
792
00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,092
because you haven't been doing
it all day.
793
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,994
I'm not gonna swing at a pitch
that's a foot outside--
794
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,463
Foul ball!
795
00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,632
But call it a strike.
Call it a strike.
796
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,781
Foul ball! Strike two.
797
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,082
Time!
What?
798
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,750
What are you calling time for?
799
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:22,420
Don't worry, all right?
I got this. Yeah!
800
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,859
What's up?
801
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,928
So, I'm over in the dugout,
right? And I'm watching your
last at-bat.
802
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,830
And I'm watching this one,
I'm sitting there thinking...
803
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,666
"Garvey, what can I do? Tell Maz
you're a little off right now."
804
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,068
And I realized, the second the
pitcher goes into the wind-up--
805
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:38,837
Garvey!
806
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,474
The day that I need advice
from you...
807
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,810
is the day that I kill myself.
808
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,947
Oh, shit! Smackdown!
809
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:50,148
Yeah, Garv!
810
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,721
Come on, Garv,
bring it back in here, buddy!
811
00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,623
Aw! So real!
812
00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,025
Walk it off.
The pain is so fresh.
813
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:10,802
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
814
00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:16,307
Yeah, there we go!
Come on! come on! Three!
815
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:17,776
Slide!
Down!
816
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,748
Hey, that's the Johnny Boy
I know!
817
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:27,018
Yeah! There we go!
Now let's get something going!
818
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,657
Ball three.
819
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,966
Ball four. Take your base.
820
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,634
Fuck.
821
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:04,155
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
822
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,592
[TY]
Oh, he lost it in the sun.
It's too bright.
823
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:07,793
Go, go, go, go!
824
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,929
Nice.
825
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,966
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
826
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,705
Yay for Ty!
827
00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:30,682
Ball four, take your base.
828
00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,787
He's reeling.
829
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:41,126
This will be a fast ball,
right down the middle.
830
00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:56,107
Home, home, home!
831
00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,645
[PLAYER]
You've got your cut!
832
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:02,313
[TY]
Home! Home, home, home!
833
00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:03,982
Home!
834
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,888
What?
835
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,659
Oh, you fucking idiot, Barone!
836
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:17,829
What? I told you to go!
Why didn't you run?
837
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,565
Relax, Clifford, I would have
been out by a fucking mile.
838
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,801
Bullshit! He hit the
fucking backstop!
839
00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:26,672
Even a perfect fucking throw
would have scored you!
840
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,306
Are you afraid to slide?
Naw.
841
00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,741
You wanna keep your fucking
uniform clean...
842
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,509
that fucking bad?
843
00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,178
It's called bleach, Barone!
844
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,880
I'm sure your little girlfriend
will be happy...
845
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,247
to keep it clean for you!
846
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,515
Fuck you, Ty!
847
00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:39,550
Don't talk about my girlfriend.
848
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,087
You're getting fucking dirty.
849
00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:44,923
No. Hey, stop.
850
00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:46,291
You're getting fucking dirty
right fucking now!
851
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:47,793
Hey, stop, you stop,
I'm being serious!
852
00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:49,527
Stop! Hey!
Motherfucker!
853
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:52,397
You're acting fucking crazy,
stop. Stop!
854
00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:55,701
Get off me! You're crazy,
we're in the middle of a game!
855
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:59,237
You remind me of a crazed fan.
Stop! It smells like lavender!
856
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:02,040
What in god's name are you
two morons doing?
857
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,308
Break it up!
858
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,243
He's threatening me!
Hey, you want some?
859
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:08,213
I don't care if Murray hits
a home fucking run!
860
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,981
You are sliding into home!
861
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,283
Let's get back to the game,
ladies.
862
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,721
I'll slide into your mom...
your mom's home.
863
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,456
[BARONE]
Fucking idiot.
864
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:20,125
I'll score.
865
00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:22,994
Strike one.
866
00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:39,010
Sorry, Garv, it's been
a bad day.
867
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,380
Hey, don't worry about it, man.
I get it.
868
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,250
Kind of dumb of me to give
you advice, anyway.
869
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:52,190
Well, you know, it kind
of worked... I got a hit.
870
00:44:55,927 --> 00:45:00,031
Yeah... yeah, I guess it did.
871
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:03,668
I tell you what... if you ever
need me to annoy you again...
872
00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:06,104
just let me know, I'll be there.
873
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,775
Okay.
874
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,779
Strike two.
875
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,346
Murray's gonna strike out again,
isn't he?
876
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,783
Yeah, probably.
877
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,250
Strike three! That's all.
878
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,158
Oh, boy.
879
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,630
Bases fucking loaded!
Bases fucking loaded!
880
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:35,633
Fucking idiot! Stupid!
Bases loaded!
881
00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:40,271
Fucking idiot! Piece of shit!
882
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:41,639
Should I go talk to him?
883
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,110
Stupid, fucking stupid!
884
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,145
Uh, maybe you should just
let him get it out.
885
00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:02,160
Fucking idiot!
886
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,232
You all right, there, Murray?
887
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,666
Fucking idiot!
888
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,001
A little Murray worry?
889
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,937
You all right there,
little buddy?
890
00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:18,543
Want to have a little catch?
Nice, fun times?
891
00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:20,345
Hey, hi.
892
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:28,253
Fuck!
893
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,189
Ball!
894
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,191
Got one.
895
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,862
( YELLING CONTINUES )
896
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,435
How much you want to bet
Murray kills someone...
897
00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:46,071
before the end of the game?
898
00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:48,073
What the fuck are you doing?
899
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:53,879
( YELLING CONTINUES )
900
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,047
Wow, he is still going.
901
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,483
Well, there is something wrong
with that boy.
902
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,119
Does he do this at home?
903
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,429
Here you go.
904
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:12,730
Oh, shit!
905
00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,599
Hey! What the fuck was that?
906
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:16,167
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
907
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:17,903
Oh, shut up, Zapata, I'm just
throwing the ball in.
908
00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,337
I'm standing five fucking
feet from you!
909
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,907
You trying to take my head off?
I was just throwing it in!
910
00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,909
Catch the ball, Zapata,
how about that?
911
00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:25,043
Really? Really?
Maybe catch the fucking ball.
912
00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,411
Catch the fucking ball?
Yeah, catch it!
913
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,979
Standing five fucking feet--
One time in your life!
914
00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:30,548
Well, this is gonna get ugly.
915
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,984
What the fuck was that? Huh?
916
00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:36,054
Such a fucking baby, Murray!
Why don't you grow the fuck up!
917
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:37,755
You're the one whining about me
throwing the ball in!
918
00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:39,424
Yeah, you're so fucking--
stop throwing that at me...
919
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,292
as hard as you can, because
your ass can't hit!
920
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,761
You fucking suck at baseball,
bro! Deal with the shit!
921
00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:47,098
You throw like a bitch!
And you bat .250!
922
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,766
Patrick, relax!
923
00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:50,535
Shut the fuck up, Dad!
Yeah?
924
00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,637
That's my boy.
925
00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,639
At least I don't yell at myself
about it for an hour...
926
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:56,975
like a fucking lunatic!
You're a fucking psychopath!
927
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:59,310
I'll show you a psychopath!
I'll take a bat, and shove
it up your ass!
928
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,012
Say that to my fucking ankle,
bitch!
929
00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:03,181
Go wash my dishes!
I'll beat your fucking white--
930
00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:04,950
Whoa! Whoa!
931
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,418
Chill out, Murray!
Murray, chill out!
932
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,960
What is wrong with these guys?
933
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:19,264
Hey, quit it, both of you!
Sit down! Sit down!
934
00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:20,831
Everyone can hear you.
935
00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:22,968
Murray, sit down!
I'm not gonna sit down!
936
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:27,105
Why are you so angry?
Everything! Everything!
937
00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:31,242
I know I can't hit, Zapata! Huh?
You think I don't know that?
938
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:35,446
But John can hit! And he
should have been drafted!
939
00:48:37,182 --> 00:48:40,385
I mean, we kill ourselves
for 15 years...
940
00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,988
with this stupid, fucking game
for what? For nothing!
941
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,156
We bleed it, we breathe it!
942
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,993
You're not gonna cry, are you?
943
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:53,198
And people like you... Polacco.
944
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:56,701
You've got all the fucking
talent in the world.
945
00:48:56,801 --> 00:49:02,407
They brought you in from across
an ocean to play baseball.
946
00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:04,209
And you wasted it!
947
00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:07,878
If you hadn't spent your entire
sorry college career...
948
00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,447
partying every fucking night...
949
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,382
it could have been you we're
saying should have been drafted!
950
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,385
Wait, so let me get this clear,
even the fantasy version...
951
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:18,156
of my life, I still don't
get drafted?
952
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,459
You had a gift.
953
00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:26,097
And you wasted it.
954
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,936
But John didn't waste it.
955
00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,306
He gave it everything he had,
every day!
956
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,175
And if he'd been drafted,
it would have been like...
957
00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:41,112
we all got drafted,
because he's one of us!
958
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,283
And I wanted it for him.
959
00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:57,195
It's bullshit.
960
00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,299
This whole, fucking world
is bullshit.
961
00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,039
Nobody gets what they deserve,
good or bad.
962
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:27,925
You still didn't have
to throw it--
963
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,261
Oh, shut the fuck up, Zapata!
964
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:35,166
What's up? What's the matter?
965
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,602
Dad, I think this is it.
966
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,036
What do you mean?
967
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,072
I think this is my last game.
968
00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:45,576
I shouldn't have come today,
it's stupid...
969
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:47,078
this game's meaningless.
970
00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:48,746
Everybody's at each other''
throats.
971
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:52,083
Everyone is doing their own
thing. There's no leadership.
972
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:56,121
Ty tries, but nobody cares.
973
00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:00,525
I'm not helping anybody
being here today.
974
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:03,561
It's too hard.
975
00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:07,665
Well, you can't leave now,
you're already here.
976
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,735
Yeah, I know, I'm not gonna
leave in the middle of the game.
977
00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,137
Well, that's what you just said.
978
00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,471
Well, it's not what I meant!
979
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,706
Before you start saying that
this is my last game...
980
00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:17,975
why don't you give it a couple
days sleep, all right?
981
00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,344
I mean, you should go
with these guys...
982
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:20,978
if you win, go to Ocean City.
983
00:51:21,146 --> 00:51:23,148
I care about Ocean City, Dad.
984
00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,015
Strike three! You're gone.
985
00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:26,984
Cool, all right, sweet.
986
00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:28,419
I'm on deck, forget it.
987
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,523
Whoa, wh-- hey, Johnny?
Listen, you do what you want.
988
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,692
I'm just trying to give you
some advice here.
989
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,694
Yeah, look where that got me.
990
00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,837
Everything all right?
991
00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:48,239
Yeah.
992
00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:54,312
Okay, shut your faces,
listen up!
993
00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:01,386
This game, this one here,
is a lot more fun...
994
00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:05,590
when you actually hit the ball.
995
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,626
Am I right, guys?
996
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,463
Sit down, Vinnie.
Did you say sit down...
997
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,031
or get down?
998
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:15,300
'Cause I'm about to break out...
999
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,302
some of my best slump-buster
moves on this bitch.
1000
00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,637
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
1001
00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:22,840
Strike three!
1002
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:28,679
* I'm so sexy and so awesome
I'm also totally awesome *
1003
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,848
* What's up Garvey
1004
00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:34,419
Hey, buddy, mm, mm,
gettin' low.
1005
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,421
Gettin' low, gettin' low,
get low.
1006
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:40,057
Now dodge and weave,
and get it on, get it on--
1007
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:41,492
Vinnie--
What's up, Garv?
1008
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,361
You're making me very
uncomfortable.
1009
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:47,498
Please stop.
I'm pecking at you.
1010
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,735
I'm pecking at you, baby.
1011
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,804
Will you sit down, already?
Hey, Murr, what's up?
1012
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:55,740
That's weird.
1013
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,875
You know, Santa Claus could walk
into this dugout right now...
1014
00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:00,278
with an armful of gifts, you
would still tell him to f-off.
1015
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,713
Don't you start with me,
too, okay?
1016
00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:09,454
Hey, just relax and watch the
game, it's one-nothing.
1017
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,822
Tell your gay lover to stop
dancing in my way...
1018
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,258
so I can watch the fucking game.
1019
00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,393
Can I say something?
You're very rude.
1020
00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:20,731
Oh, shit.
1021
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:23,368
Hey! Whoa! What was that?
1022
00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:26,637
What was that? What was that!
1023
00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:31,976
Hey, ump! What the hell
was that?
1024
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:34,279
Well, don't ask me,
I didn't throw it.
1025
00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:35,646
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
it was a bad pitch, dude.
1026
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,282
I think your brother's
thrown a couple.
1027
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:38,816
Oh, you think I'm fucking
stupid? Huh?
1028
00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,385
He just happens to lose control
against the guy...
1029
00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:41,652
who got a triple off of him?
1030
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,388
Why would I want to put
a runner on?
1031
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,922
'Cause you're cocky, that's why.
1032
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,791
You want an apology?
The guy didn't even get hit!
1033
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:50,295
It was an accident. Ump, can we
please get back to the game?
1034
00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,629
Let's go.
1035
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,431
No, no, no, I want my
complaint on record.
1036
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:57,302
Oh, I will be sure to mention
it to the commissioner.
1037
00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,306
Hope he doesn't lose control
next time you get up!
1038
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:04,342
Oh, make my fucking day!
1039
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,313
He knew what he was doing.
1040
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,647
Let's go, Maz.
1041
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,649
What do you say, 14, let's go!
1042
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,652
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1043
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:23,561
[TY]
Go, baby. Go, baby.
1044
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,330
Go, baby.
1045
00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:28,466
[PLAYER]
Nice catch.
1046
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,468
Ah, shit!
1047
00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:32,903
Hey! Head's up!
1048
00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:34,872
This is the final inning!
Let's hold 'em here!
1049
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,675
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1050
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:42,012
* Our team is tick tick tick
tick boom dynamite *
1051
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,450
* Boom dynamite boom dynamite
1052
00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:48,886
* Boom dynamite boom dynamite
1053
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,355
Garvey.
1054
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,795
Uh, no warm-up this inning,
all right?
1055
00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,830
Does your arm hurt?
1056
00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:03,033
No, I'm just loose already.
Let's go.
1057
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:05,570
All right.
1058
00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,046
Guys... sit off-speed.
1059
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:19,584
Hey, hey, sit off-speed,
sit off-speed.
1060
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,654
Hey, Dells...
1061
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,756
isn't this about when you start
to choke things away?
1062
00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:28,793
Hey! Shut your mouth
or I'm gonna shut it for you!
1063
00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:30,828
Here we go!
1064
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,597
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1065
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:37,535
( CHATTER CONTINUES )
1066
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,406
* Pitchers in a hole
ten feet deep *
1067
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:43,408
* Can't get out
'cause he's got no heat *
1068
00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:47,645
* Say what no heat
Say what no heat *
1069
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,516
He's losing his velocity.
1070
00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:53,651
Get 'em over, Dells.
1071
00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,524
Hi.
1072
00:56:01,426 --> 00:56:02,693
This is a big moment, Dells.
1073
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:05,896
I'm glad we're sharing
this together.
1074
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:11,536
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1075
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,550
Oh, not again.
1076
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,854
* Two ducks on a pond
We need a home run *
1077
00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,689
* Quack quack
Quack quack *
1078
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,858
* Two ducks on a pond
We need a home run *
1079
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:36,160
* Quack quack
Quack quack *
1080
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:40,465
( ALL QUACKING )
1081
00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:01,952
Ball one.
1082
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,991
Get off your knees, Dells,
you're blowing the game.
1083
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,627
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1084
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,710
[MAN IN CROWD] Hope you got
your degree, pitcher!
1085
00:57:31,015 --> 00:57:33,684
[MAN IN CROWD] Come on, big
brother, get him out of there!
1086
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,954
Let's go now, Dells, come on.
1087
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,857
[MAN IN CROWD] Somebody get this
guy a bucket. He's throwing up.
1088
00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:52,937
[UMPIRE HAZE]
Ball three.
1089
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,074
Let's go, Dells!
1090
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:05,616
You know what, Dells?
I dare you to throw a strike.
1091
00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:08,786
Chardy, I don't care if he
throws it underhand...
1092
00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:10,220
you are taking.
1093
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,390
Yeah, I'm gonna finish this
at-bat with my eyes closed.
1094
00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:16,627
( DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES UP )
1095
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:26,937
Ball four.
1096
00:58:30,575 --> 00:58:33,678
Bye-bye, I'll miss you.
1097
00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,245
You know, maybe I'll bat lefty
next time...
1098
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,147
even things out a little bit.
1099
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,852
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1100
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,424
Time.
1101
00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,894
[PLAYER] Don't take him out,
he's our best player!
1102
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,333
You got anything left?
1103
00:58:56,601 --> 00:58:57,768
I'm not coming out.
1104
00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,937
I'm not taking you out.
Do you have anything left?
1105
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,074
I don't know.
1106
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,680
Guys, can you give us a second?
1107
00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,224
If we lose, it's not your fault.
1108
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,760
All right, forget about
the playoffs.
1109
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,729
Forget about what happened
at STAC.
1110
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,997
All right, it's not your fault.
1111
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:28,733
So don't throw one more pitch
worried about...
1112
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:33,037
losing it for your team,
losing it for me.
1113
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,873
All right?
1114
00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,076
I already know you're great.
1115
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,783
So, get in there,
throw strikes...
1116
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:48,485
maybe we get an "At 'em" ball,
we get out of this jam.
1117
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,656
Hm? Yeah.
1118
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:59,129
Nothing he said is gonna help
you get out of this.
1119
01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:12,710
( CROWD CHEERING )
1120
01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,790
Agh!
1121
01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,318
Oh, no.
1122
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:57,187
Oh, let's go!
1123
01:00:58,055 --> 01:00:59,156
Tim!
1124
01:01:01,926 --> 01:01:03,728
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1125
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,832
Guys!
No!
1126
01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:18,976
Come on!
Back off!
1127
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,277
Murray, no!
1128
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,052
Fuck! Motherfucker!
1129
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,763
Zach, Zach!
1130
01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:43,768
Bitch! Get off me!
1131
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:48,038
( ALL YELLING )
1132
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,250
( YELLING CONTINUES )
1133
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:06,156
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
1134
01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:18,502
Stay down!
1135
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:27,144
Hey! Put the bat down!
1136
01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,958
Just breathe, Garv, all right?
Try and relax.
1137
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,160
Take some nice, deep breaths,
1138
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:06,316
( DISTANT SIRENS APPROACHING )
1139
01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:33,410
( CROWD APPLAUDS )
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1140
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:50,394
Tyler Dellamonica and Vinnie
Malzahn?
1141
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:51,695
Present.
1142
01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:53,397
Stand up, please.
1143
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,068
Come this way, guys.
1144
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:02,439
That's good. Turn around, put
your hands behind your back.
1145
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:04,141
Come on.
Just do it.
1146
01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:05,675
Hey, you can't do that,
they didn't do anything!
1147
01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:07,344
Hey, easy, easy.
1148
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,645
They're not the one putting
somebody in the hospital.
1149
01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:10,080
Calm down, alright?
1150
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,016
Everybody over there, listen
to me and just calm down.
1151
01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,317
But this is bullshit!
1152
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:14,919
Hey, be quiet
or I'll arrest you, too.
1153
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:16,786
I didn't do anything.
1154
01:04:16,921 --> 01:04:19,456
Doesn't matter, we're cops.
What's wrong with your friend?
1155
01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:23,027
Well, you're really making
a difference.
1156
01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,528
Say goodbye, gentlemen.
1157
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:26,430
Finish the game.
1158
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:28,933
Finish the game!
1159
01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:30,334
Well, I hate to break
it to you...
1160
01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:32,002
but we're gonna have
to call it a day.
1161
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:33,370
We're gonna have to ask you
to disperse.
1162
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,639
Send everybody home.
1163
01:04:35,739 --> 01:04:37,942
Wait, wait, so we're not gonna
finish the game?
We're not gonna finish the game.
1164
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,945
You can't do that!
We wanna finish!
You gotta let us keep going!
1165
01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:42,846
After everything that's happened
I don't think it's a good idea.
1166
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,348
You have to let us finish this.
1167
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,116
Nothing's gonna happen, all
right? It's over.
1168
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,052
We settled this, it's done.
We just want to play.
1169
01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:49,386
Yeah.
1170
01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:52,556
So both teams, you both
want to finish?
1171
01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:54,959
Of course, we do, we're winning!
1172
01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:01,798
Look, man, we just want
to play baseball. That's it.
1173
01:05:01,966 --> 01:05:05,635
[CROWD] Let 'em play! Come on,
let 'em play!
1174
01:05:06,636 --> 01:05:08,038
It's up to you guys.
1175
01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:11,976
[CROWD]
Let 'em play! Let 'em play!
1176
01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,981
Chad Hart... you're ejected
from the game!
1177
01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:18,182
That's right.
1178
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,486
Everybody else,
we're playing on!
1179
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,455
But hey, hey, just know,
if anything else happens...
1180
01:05:25,555 --> 01:05:26,991
there will be consequences.
1181
01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:29,393
You are all responsible.
We're okay with that.
1182
01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:33,297
Thank you. I can promise you,
nothing else is gonna happen.
1183
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,132
I'm hitting the first
fucking guy up!
1184
01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:36,233
What?
1185
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,068
I'm gonna put it right
in his fucking ear!
1186
01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:39,603
Dells, we just told them that
nothing was gonna happen.
1187
01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:41,871
Well, they think they can just
get my brother arrested...
1188
01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:43,473
and get away with it? Bullshit!
1189
01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:46,676
Hey! Look at me. Look at me!
1190
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:50,014
We get back at these guys
by winning, you hear me?
1191
01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:53,017
Now let's go out there
and win this game.
1192
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:54,884
I need your head in the game.
1193
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:57,021
Just give me the ball.
1194
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,056
Give me the ball!
1195
01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:08,098
All right, all right, all right.
1196
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,471
All right, everybody listen up.
1197
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,074
Come on, bring it in,
bring it in.
1198
01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:19,143
As you can probably tell,
everyone's gotta play.
1199
01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:22,946
We lost three guys,
so... everybody's in.
1200
01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:25,082
David, I'm putting you in right.
1201
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,251
Polacco, I want you at third.
What do you think?
1202
01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,752
I'll play wherever you need me.
1203
01:06:28,852 --> 01:06:30,920
Okay, great, that's where
you're going.
1204
01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:33,823
Barone... catcher.
1205
01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,259
Yeah, I can catch.
1206
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:37,061
I mean, I can play anywhere,
too.
1207
01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:39,829
Yeah. Garvey's stuff is gonna
be a little small on you.
1208
01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:41,365
I'll make it work.
1209
01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:43,567
All right, why don't you go
ahead and suit up.
1210
01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:52,142
Guys, we're winning this game.
1211
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:55,412
Everybody hear me?
We're winning the game.
1212
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,446
Yeah.
1213
01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,582
Let's go!
Yeah! Let's go!
1214
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,754
Hey, where's my stuff?
1215
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,161
This sucks.
1216
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:16,100
Hey... can you see anything?
1217
01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:21,705
Barely.
1218
01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:24,941
All right, guys, we're gonna
stay here for now...
1219
01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:26,576
so, just relax.
1220
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,613
Could you turn the car around,
so we can watch the game?
1221
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:30,580
No.
1222
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,282
Please! Come on!
1223
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,950
Could you at least
adjust the mirrors...
1224
01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:36,453
so we can watch it in the
reflection?
1225
01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,257
All right.
Yes!
1226
01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,229
Tell me when, boys.
1227
01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:46,263
More.
You're way off.
1228
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:47,797
More, more, more, more, more.
1229
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,633
I don't even know where you are.
Come on, gimme more.
1230
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,136
More, way more, you're all sky
right now, you're all sky.
1231
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,537
More, more, more.
More, more.
1232
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:56,306
Now you went too far.
Back a little back.
1233
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:58,275
Scalpel!
Center it!
1234
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,144
There it is! There it is!
Stop, stop, stop.
1235
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,712
Thank you.
That's nice.
1236
01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,581
That's a nice frame.
1237
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,616
All right, I'll be back.
1238
01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,985
Well, wait, where are you going?
1239
01:08:09,153 --> 01:08:10,887
I'm going to watch the game.
1240
01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:14,158
Again, your friends, man.
1241
01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:44,654
Uh... Maz?
1242
01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,191
What's wrong with him?
1243
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:52,462
Well, he said he's gonna
hit the next guy.
1244
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:58,101
You're joking.
No, no, it's not good.
1245
01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:01,305
So if he does...
get ready to run.
1246
01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,487
Got this... that's right,
I got this.
1247
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,574
[UMPIRE HAZE]
All right, let's go.
1248
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,709
( CROWD CHEERING )
1249
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:45,282
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1250
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,754
Let's go, Wolfe!
1251
01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:53,557
( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING )
1252
01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:04,568
Strike!
1253
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,745
Good pitch, Dells.
1254
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,419
That's two.
1255
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,224
What did this guy do steroids
during break?
1256
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,331
Strike three.
1257
01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:38,268
That a boy, Dells.
1258
01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:48,845
Strike!
1259
01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:51,381
Pick your pitch, Alex.
1260
01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:52,749
You got him scared, Dells.
1261
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,851
Yeah, we're up two runs,
we're petrified.
1262
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:57,687
Let's go, Dells.
1263
01:10:57,787 --> 01:11:01,791
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1264
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:14,604
Yeah, baby! That a boy,
Jonathan, yes!
1265
01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:18,575
Give me, uh-- head butt, head
butt.
1266
01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:21,611
That's okay, now...
come on, we're up two runs.
1267
01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:23,547
Let's put 'em away right here.
1268
01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:28,352
Nice job, Dells.
1269
01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:40,430
Let's win this.
1270
01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:49,205
All right, listen up.
1271
01:11:49,373 --> 01:11:51,007
All right, all right, Polacco,
you're up after Murray.
1272
01:11:51,107 --> 01:11:53,242
David, when we get to you,
you're up in Garvey's place.
1273
01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:54,978
Dells, you're gonna bat
for your brother.
1274
01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,913
Let's have smart at-bats up
there, okay? Smart at-bats.
1275
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,782
I don't want to see anybody
chasing any junk.
1276
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,750
But if you see something,
get after it!
1277
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:02,719
We've seen this guy for seven
innings now.
1278
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,621
He's gonna start you all off
with a fastball...
1279
01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:06,990
because he thinks you can't
catch up to it, but you can.
1280
01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:09,058
His out pitch is that little
slider he likes to throw.
1281
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,460
Look for that with two strikes.
1282
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,295
Don't give him anything
for free.
1283
01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:14,864
I want him to work for every
single thing!
1284
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:15,965
You got it?
Yeah!
1285
01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:17,401
Got it?
Hell, yeah!
1286
01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:19,235
All right, now get up
on the fence!
1287
01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:24,007
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1288
01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,944
Keep the chatter up, okay?
1289
01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:32,949
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1290
01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:51,601
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
1291
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,320
Foul.
1292
01:13:11,455 --> 01:13:13,590
All right, Zap, pick a pitch
now, babe.
1293
01:13:19,028 --> 01:13:20,630
Hey, Maz.
1294
01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:37,681
* You got a Z-A-P-A
1295
01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:43,520
Fotch, Fotch, what's going on?
1296
01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,557
Jeez.
1297
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,894
Hey, don't worry. I'll get on.
1298
01:13:50,994 --> 01:13:52,328
Can you move it?
1299
01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:55,064
Well, it doesn't matter...
but I'll get on.
1300
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:57,033
We can't let you go up
there and make it any worse.
1301
01:13:57,133 --> 01:14:00,504
Believe me, there's nothing I
could possibly do...
1302
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,506
to make it any worse, okay?
1303
01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,510
Foul ball.
1304
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,615
If I don't get up,
we have to forfeit.
1305
01:14:11,715 --> 01:14:14,718
We don't have enough guys,
and we can't switch at-bats.
1306
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,988
Go, go, go, go, come on!
1307
01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:22,792
Fuck!
1308
01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:27,864
Hey, guys, I'll get on.
1309
01:14:29,533 --> 01:14:32,702
They call me, Mr. Glass.
1310
01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:44,948
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1311
01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:47,984
It's all right, they're
still gonna lose.
1312
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,958
Hey, chin up. We're still
in this.
1313
01:14:55,058 --> 01:14:57,561
We're gonna get to this guy,
man. Let's go!
1314
01:14:57,627 --> 01:15:00,797
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1315
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,331
Come on, Fotchy.
1316
01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:03,900
Nut up!
1317
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,613
Foul ball!
1318
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:20,950
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1319
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,356
[UMPIRE HAZE]
Foul ball!
1320
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:28,792
Damn it.
1321
01:15:31,094 --> 01:15:33,797
Inside! One and two!
1322
01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:39,603
Foul ball.
1323
01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:42,105
Oh, my gosh.
1324
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,206
What?
1325
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:44,407
He's doing it on purpose.
1326
01:15:44,608 --> 01:15:45,474
What do you mean?
1327
01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:46,610
He's trying to walk.
1328
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:47,811
[UMPIRE HAZE] Foul ball.
1329
01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,613
He can't use his right arm.
1330
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,648
He doesn't have the power
to catch up to these balls...
1331
01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,449
enough to put them in play...
1332
01:15:53,617 --> 01:15:55,418
so he's trying to walk.
1333
01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:57,486
Two and two!
1334
01:15:57,621 --> 01:15:59,623
That wily son of a gun.
1335
01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,124
He's my hero.
1336
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,059
Good eye, Fotch.
Heart.
1337
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,963
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1338
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:08,765
Foul.
1339
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,068
Foul.
1340
01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:18,708
Foul ball.
1341
01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,182
Ooh... snap.
1342
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,251
Well, now we have to win.
1343
01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,219
My uncle can fix that for you.
Don't worry about it.
1344
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,856
It's all right.
It's all right.
1345
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,960
Foul.
1346
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,194
Killing me.
1347
01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:39,663
Please!
1348
01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:41,665
Foul. Strike him out!
1349
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:47,203
[ZAPATA] You stallion!
You're a stallion!
1350
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:51,875
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1351
01:16:58,314 --> 01:16:59,949
Full count.
1352
01:17:02,686 --> 01:17:04,020
Damn it!
1353
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,221
Stay focused!
1354
01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,156
Shut up!
1355
01:17:21,705 --> 01:17:23,539
Ball four.
1356
01:17:23,707 --> 01:17:28,712
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1357
01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:34,183
I can't hear myself.
Come on!
1358
01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:41,224
Any advice?
1359
01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:42,792
Get a hit.
1360
01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,193
Thanks.
1361
01:17:48,965 --> 01:17:52,035
Please don't blow this.
Please don't blow this.
1362
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,903
Please don't blow this.
There's so many people here.
1363
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:57,373
Please don't blow this right
now. Please don't blow this.
1364
01:17:57,473 --> 01:18:01,745
Please, please don't blow this.
Come on, come through one time.
1365
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,980
Come on, Patty, come on, kid.
1366
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,983
Don't blow it, don't blow it,
don't blow it!
1367
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,985
Don't blow it, don't blow it.
1368
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,056
Foul ball!
1369
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,095
Okay, all right.
1370
01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,768
It's got to be the fastball.
1371
01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:27,904
He's gotta come back with a
fastball, okay, I need you to
get around on it.
1372
01:18:28,004 --> 01:18:30,039
Gotta be the fastball.
Please throw a fastball.
1373
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:33,609
Just throw me a fastball,
one time.
1374
01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:36,212
Throw me a fucking fastball
right now.
1375
01:18:36,312 --> 01:18:38,414
Throw me a fastball.
1376
01:18:38,514 --> 01:18:42,251
Fastball, fastball, fastball.
1377
01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:51,194
( CROWD CHEERING )
1378
01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:57,066
Dig, dig, dig!
1379
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,802
Safe!
1380
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:04,808
I forgive you, Murray!
1381
01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:06,309
He's my hero now!
1382
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:08,444
Way to go, Pat!
1383
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:12,281
I guessed! I fucking guessed!
1384
01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:14,884
Yes! I'm not out!
1385
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,119
Time!
1386
01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:20,990
[MURRAY]
Let's go! Let's go, Polacco!
1387
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,460
[MURRAY]
Kill him! Murder him! Let's go!
1388
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,162
You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
1389
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,563
I can finish it.
1390
01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:28,998
Get this done.
1391
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,834
You sure?
Yeah, I got this.
1392
01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:32,668
Then stop dicking around,
get outta here and go home.
1393
01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:34,237
Have a beer, whatever.
Okay.
1394
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:44,080
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
1395
01:19:58,862 --> 01:20:02,331
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1396
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,806
Come on, Polac.
1397
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,880
( CROWD CHEERING )
1398
01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,087
Get down!
1399
01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:28,958
No, no, hold up! Hold up!
One base, one base!
1400
01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,735
Blue! Time.
1401
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,004
Oh! Fucking bullfrogs.
1402
01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:45,108
More like the bull--
more like the bullshits.
1403
01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,443
You get it?
1404
01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:52,448
Old school with that,
old school with that.
1405
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,217
Ah, yeah!
Yeah!
1406
01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:56,452
Let's go, bro! You got this!
1407
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,686
Fuckin' weirdo.
1408
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,655
You got this, bro!
1409
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,557
That's it.
1410
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,059
I can finish it.
1411
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:05,028
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1412
01:21:05,128 --> 01:21:07,130
You guys better win this.
1413
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:19,708
They're bringing in that closer.
1414
01:21:19,943 --> 01:21:21,244
Who?
1415
01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:23,812
Tommy Dorehty, the double A
closer...
1416
01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:26,382
the Phillies are grooming.
1417
01:21:26,482 --> 01:21:29,252
Is he good?
1418
01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:33,622
Yeah... yeah, he's good.
1419
01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:46,469
Hey. Look at me.
1420
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,171
Yeah.
1421
01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,573
Everybody gets a moment...
1422
01:21:50,673 --> 01:21:56,045
in life, in love... in sports.
1423
01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:02,251
This is your moment.
Don't be afraid of it.
1424
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:07,323
Don't shy away from it.
Embrace it.
1425
01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:13,062
It's time for you to start
believing in yourself...
1426
01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:16,799
because we all believe in you.
1427
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,335
It's your time.
1428
01:22:21,004 --> 01:22:22,505
Go get 'em.
1429
01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:24,073
Okay.
1430
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,088
Time, Ump. Time.
1431
01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,523
[DELLS]
David?
1432
01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:43,626
What's up?
Hey.
1433
01:22:43,726 --> 01:22:45,161
Hey.
Yeah.
1434
01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:48,264
Um, you need to strike out.
1435
01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:51,267
Pardon?
1436
01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:52,535
Yeah, you need to strike out.
1437
01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,037
What? Why?
1438
01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:55,571
Because you stink, David.
Yeah.
1439
01:22:55,671 --> 01:22:57,140
And Maz is up next, so...
1440
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,209
if you magically happen
to accidently find a way...
1441
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,045
to make contact with any
of these pitches...
1442
01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:03,246
and you hit into a double
play...
1443
01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:04,880
then the game is over
and we lose...
1444
01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:07,050
with the best fucking hitter
I've ever seen...
1445
01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:09,052
sitting in the on-deck circle.
1446
01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:11,054
I'm not gonna be okay with that.
1447
01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:12,888
Ty is really not gonna be okay
with that.
1448
01:23:13,056 --> 01:23:14,123
Do you understand?
Yeah.
1449
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:15,958
Okay, so you need to turn
around...
1450
01:23:16,059 --> 01:23:17,193
you get in that batter's box...
1451
01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,362
and you strike out on three
pitches...
1452
01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:21,264
without ever presenting
a threat...
1453
01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,565
you march your ass back
to that dugout...
1454
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,600
so we actually have a chance
to win this game.
1455
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,069
Do you understand?
1456
01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,904
I won't hit the ball,
if they paid me!
1457
01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:30,206
That's what I like to hear!
1458
01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:31,774
Now you get up there and you
strike out...
1459
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,376
like you've never struck out
before, you hear me?
1460
01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:35,111
Yeah. Yeah!
Go get 'em! Go get' em!
1461
01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,213
David?
Huh?
1462
01:23:37,313 --> 01:23:39,648
I'm proud of you.
1463
01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:41,417
I'm proud of me, too, Dells!
1464
01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:44,353
Proud of me, too!
1465
01:23:46,822 --> 01:23:49,125
What did you tell him?
I told him to strike out.
1466
01:23:51,294 --> 01:23:53,629
You're a genius, bro.
1467
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:58,334
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1468
01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:06,709
Strike one!
1469
01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:08,177
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1470
01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:14,483
Fuck! Hit the ball,
we want to fucking win!
1471
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:17,553
[TREE] Stay focused!
[ZAPATA] There you go, D!
1472
01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:22,991
Strike two.
Strike two!
1473
01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:24,293
Sorry, that's-- sorry.
1474
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,630
One more! Let's go! One more!
1475
01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:29,465
He's good. You're good!
1476
01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:32,135
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1477
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:34,137
Yeah, dude, just be a pussy.
Come on!
1478
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:40,743
Ball... strike three?
1479
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:41,977
Yes!
1480
01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,713
( ALL YELLING )
1481
01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:47,350
Yeah!
1482
01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,952
Can't touch the Backstreet Bat,
dude!
1483
01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:54,690
( ALL YELLING )
1484
01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,325
I did good! I did good!
1485
01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,728
You know, some people
just need fucking medicine.
1486
01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:01,029
They do.
1487
01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:02,298
( LOUD THUD )
Oh! Oh, shit.
1488
01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:03,766
Tree, you okay?
You all right, you okay?
1489
01:25:03,866 --> 01:25:05,601
Yeah... yeah.
1490
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,437
Uh... time, again!
1491
01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:15,244
All right, well...
1492
01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:17,280
I don't know what the fuck
that was all about...
1493
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,182
but it doesn't matter.
1494
01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:20,383
I don't want to bother you,
look--
1495
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:22,485
Just focus on the task
at hand, okay?
1496
01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:25,188
Strike this next guy out
and let's go home winners.
1497
01:25:25,221 --> 01:25:28,191
That's not gonna happen.
What's not?
1498
01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:30,659
You're not going to strike him
out. He doesn't strike out.
1499
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,295
Everybody strikes out, Schwartz.
1500
01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:34,029
Yeah, but he's got the lowest
number of strikeouts...
1501
01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:35,698
in the league, with the most
number of at bats.
1502
01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,099
Maz doesn't strike out.
1503
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,302
Okay, yeah, that was against
a bunch of chumps.
1504
01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:41,304
He hasn't seen anyone
like me yet.
1505
01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:42,738
I'll get the job done.
1506
01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:44,740
I think you're wrong.
I think you should walk him.
1507
01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,110
Are you actively rooting
for us to lose?
1508
01:25:48,211 --> 01:25:52,315
I just think we should take our
chances against the next guy.
1509
01:25:52,415 --> 01:25:54,317
If the cops weren't still here,
I would slap you...
1510
01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:56,319
across your little, bitch face.
1511
01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:59,855
Hey, look, I'm not walking
anyone. Okay?
1512
01:25:59,955 --> 01:26:01,324
I'm striking this guy out.
1513
01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:04,927
So, please, Schwartzy,
get the fuck off my mound.
1514
01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:06,295
Okay.
1515
01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:11,434
Maz!
1516
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:20,709
Go get 'em!
1517
01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:52,608
( DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES UP )
1518
01:26:58,814 --> 01:27:00,449
Come on, Maz!
1519
01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,392
Foul ball.
1520
01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:11,960
That was the pitch to hit.
1521
01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,505
Strike two!
1522
01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:23,772
Bullshit!
1523
01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:25,641
Oh, come on!
1524
01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:27,443
Bad call, blue!
1525
01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:29,712
Good pitch. Live there now,
live there. Let's go.
1526
01:27:32,481 --> 01:27:36,619
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1527
01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:38,020
Ball one.
1528
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,323
Yeah, you saw that one,
you blind, fucking freak!
1529
01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:42,625
Be real careful.
Be real careful!
1530
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,928
Patrick, if we lose because you
get thrown out of this game...
1531
01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:48,030
I'm gonna disown you!
1532
01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:49,465
[MAN IN CROWD]
Atta' boy, shut him up!
1533
01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:51,734
Shut him up, let's go!
Let's go!
1534
01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:55,438
I can't even watch this.
1535
01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:59,207
Just-- just let me know
when it's over, okay?
1536
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:01,444
Come on, Mazzy! Come on!
1537
01:28:03,646 --> 01:28:04,847
Ball two.
1538
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,349
Good eye! Good eye, Maz!
1539
01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:08,951
I am honestly going to barf.
1540
01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:10,786
Come on, Maz, come on.
1541
01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:12,120
Come on.
1542
01:28:12,355 --> 01:28:13,456
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1543
01:28:16,425 --> 01:28:17,826
All you, D.
1544
01:28:22,565 --> 01:28:26,702
Stay in the moment.
Just stay in the moment.
1545
01:28:44,887 --> 01:28:46,088
Foul ball.
1546
01:28:46,188 --> 01:28:48,824
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, that was close.
1547
01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:51,394
I might have just shit myself,
I can't tell.
1548
01:28:54,129 --> 01:28:58,401
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
1549
01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:29,532
( MUSIC CHANGES )
1550
01:30:03,466 --> 01:30:06,469
( MUSIC CONTINUES )
1551
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:37,600
( MUSIC FADES UP )
1552
01:30:53,516 --> 01:30:55,984
That's it. Run up on it!
1553
01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:07,596
( MUSIC CONTINUES )
1554
01:31:16,605 --> 01:31:18,707
Charge it, come on!
1555
01:32:33,015 --> 01:32:36,619
MAZ (V.O.)
Stay back. Don't reach.
1556
01:32:36,652 --> 01:32:38,486
JIM (V.O.)
If it's low, let it go.
1557
01:32:38,621 --> 01:32:39,722
Don't chase the high ones.
1558
01:32:39,822 --> 01:32:41,456
MAZ (V.O.)
Keep that elbow in.
1559
01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:43,626
Swing through the pitch.
1560
01:32:43,692 --> 01:32:45,460
If it's inside, swing early.
1561
01:32:45,661 --> 01:32:46,895
Outside, wait on it.
1562
01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:48,864
JIM (V.O.)
Sit off-speed...
1563
01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:51,634
you're quick enough to catch
up to the fastball.
1564
01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,069
MAZ (V.O.)
Don't chase. Swing at strikes.
1565
01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:55,738
JIM (V.O.)
Look at the seams.
1566
01:32:55,838 --> 01:32:57,773
Look at his motion.
1567
01:32:57,873 --> 01:32:59,975
MAZ (V.O.)
Look at his eyes.
1568
01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:06,014
If it's outside, wait on it.
1569
01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:08,516
JIM (V.O.)
Short and sweet to the ball.
1570
01:33:08,717 --> 01:33:11,687
Think out, react in.
1571
01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:14,256
MAZ (V.O.) Explode through the
ball. Hips first.
1572
01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:16,659
JIM (V.O.)
Follow it into the bat.
1573
01:33:16,725 --> 01:33:17,860
MAZ (V.O.)
Look out for the cutter...
1574
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,561
the splitter, the slider.
1575
01:33:19,662 --> 01:33:21,096
JIM (V.O.)
The change-up, curveball...
1576
01:33:21,196 --> 01:33:22,564
fastball, knuckle.
1577
01:33:22,665 --> 01:33:24,867
MAZ (V.O.)
Side-arm, submarine.
1578
01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:28,671
JIM (V.O.)
If it's outside, wait on it.
1579
01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:34,677
MAZ (V.O.)
Wait on it.
1580
01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:45,187
( CROWD CHEERING )
1581
01:33:47,690 --> 01:33:49,958
Get in the gap!
Get in the gap!
1582
01:33:52,895 --> 01:33:56,198
( TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING )
1583
01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:03,706
Come on, come on, come on!
1584
01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:06,408
Let's go! Let's go! Come on!
1585
01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:11,046
Get your ass home! Go!
1586
01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:30,933
Yeah, motherfucker!
1587
01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:38,741
Yeah!
1588
01:34:38,807 --> 01:34:42,177
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
1589
01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:44,179
Yeah! Yeah!
1590
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:51,086
( CHEERING CONTINUES )
1591
01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:54,957
Thank you.
Thank you.
1592
01:35:00,495 --> 01:35:02,765
Are you kidding me?
1593
01:35:14,009 --> 01:35:16,111
I told David to strike out
so you'd get up!
1594
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:17,279
What?
1595
01:35:17,379 --> 01:35:19,782
I'm so sorry I threw the
ball at you so hard!
1596
01:35:19,848 --> 01:35:21,616
It's okay!
I dunno what I was thinking.
1597
01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:23,185
I could have really hurt you.
1598
01:35:23,285 --> 01:35:27,389
This makes the impending surgery
on my arm so worth it! Ow!
1599
01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:30,658
I love you, Maz!
That was for Garvey!
1600
01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:32,294
That was for Garvey.
1601
01:35:46,975 --> 01:35:51,213
( BASEBALL CHATTER )
1602
01:35:52,948 --> 01:35:54,416
[GIRL]
Yes!
1603
01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,118
The wall! Over the wall!
1604
01:35:56,218 --> 01:35:57,619
Yeah!
1605
01:35:57,820 --> 01:36:02,024
( GIRL SCREAMING )
1606
01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:20,843
[GIRL] I have chills everywhere,
dude.
1607
01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:22,410
[WOMAN] Maz hit--
all three came in?
1608
01:36:22,510 --> 01:36:23,946
[GIRL] Yeah.
1609
01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:27,883
[MAN] Way to go!
1610
01:36:27,983 --> 01:36:31,219
[GIRL] That was fuckin' nuts!
1611
01:36:33,488 --> 01:36:37,025
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
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