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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:19,087 ( ROCK MUSIC FADES UP ) 2 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,106 ( MUSIC STOPS ) 3 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,645 Sure the groundskeeper came today? 4 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:49,383 It's beautiful... it's beautiful. 5 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,419 Hey. 6 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,421 Any word? 7 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,123 What round? 8 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,229 All right, let me know if you hear anything. 9 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,297 29th. 10 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,367 Plenty of time, not even worried about it. 11 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,370 ( RAP MUSIC PLAYING ) What? 12 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,139 * 'Cause he's focused around them chunky girls * 13 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,906 * Who puff it raw it's what they cause * 14 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,308 ( MUSIC STOPS ) 15 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,443 What? 16 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,245 I told you to roll down your window. 17 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,181 I hate you. I love you. 18 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,450 He's grumpy. 19 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,452 Hey! Any news? 20 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,287 No. 21 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,556 Ah... 22 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:31,259 I can smell it in the air, it is a baseball day. 23 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,060 I'm ready for this day, are you ready? 24 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,163 I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life... 25 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,864 Garvey, let's get 'em! Yes. 26 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:39,167 Hey, Dells, you got some duct tape on your window. 27 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,169 Wasn't sure if you were aware of that? 28 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,503 Oh, yeah, thanks, Vinnie. 29 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,372 Uh, where is-- where's your car? 30 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,873 Is your mom picking you up today? 31 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,808 No, your mom said she'd do it. What's up? 32 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,178 Oh, that's cute. Cup check. Oh! 33 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,613 Titanium steel, man. That's double-layered right there. 34 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,748 I don't know if you're serious, but my mom can pick us up... 35 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,050 after the game, if you need a ride, get some grub after. 36 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,486 We're gonna be so starving. 37 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,521 Oh, I want to tell you guys about this new stretch. 38 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,223 Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie-- What, Garvey? 39 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,924 I got this new stretch I want to show you guys-- 40 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,393 Aw, sh-- You all right? 41 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,395 Yeah, I'm good. No, I want to show you a new stretch. 42 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,396 Oh, my gosh. 43 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,830 Can we take the stairs next time? 44 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:10,798 They're right over there. No. 45 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:11,832 So hot. 46 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,501 Where the hell is everybody? 47 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,369 I told them to get here early, so we can get a little BP. 48 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,371 That means batting practice. 49 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,839 I called everyone last night. 50 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,208 Swear to god, Ty, I called everyone. 51 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,575 I don't know why they're not here. 52 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,212 I actually feel like my lungs are sweating... is that bad? 53 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,679 No, it's actually a good thing. 54 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,616 Keeps your muscles loose during the game, keep 'em loose. 55 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,050 Is that how muscles work, Garvey? 56 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,785 Most of them, yeah. 57 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,322 Yo, what's up, boys? What's up, Vinnie? What's up, Dil. 58 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,224 Where have you guys been? You're late! 59 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,593 Nobody's even here yet, Ty, relax! 60 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,229 The groundskeeper ain't even came yet. 61 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,297 Actually, he did. 62 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,833 That's sad. 63 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,470 So? what's the word? You heard anything? 64 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,305 32nd round, last we heard. 65 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,073 Are you kidding me? Seriously? 66 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,243 Should have been a 15th rounder, at least. 67 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,544 * Peanut butter jelly time 68 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,246 * Peanut butter jelly time 69 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,713 * Peanut butter and jelly Peanut butter and jelly * 70 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,249 * Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat * 71 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,616 * Peanut butter and jelly 72 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,385 * Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat * 73 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,786 * Peanut butter and jelly You're late! 74 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:10,958 * Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat * 75 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:14,895 Hey, guys, does this shadow make me look like I have a huge cock? 76 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,364 You're late, Polacco! 77 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:19,400 In his defense, he is a seventh-year junior. 78 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,968 So that is kind of his thing. 79 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,670 Yeah, you still working on that doctorate, Polacco? 80 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,171 Hm? 81 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,873 Uh-oh, look at what you done. Don't do it. 82 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,275 It's coming. Don't do it. 83 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,276 It's coming. Go back a little bit. 84 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,877 Come on, lick it. 85 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,045 There's too much wrong... not tonight, not tonight, bro. 86 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,281 What's up? 87 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,283 What's up, Murray? 88 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,317 What's up, did you talk to him? 89 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,751 Yeah, he get a call? 90 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,288 35th round, I haven't heard a fucking thing. 91 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,490 Not even a phone call? 92 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,892 The Padres guy that was scouting him... the Mets guy? 93 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,560 I said, "Not a thing," Dells! 94 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,362 Can't sit here and think about it, all right? 95 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,632 Let's get warmed up. Let's do some stretches. 96 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,037 What, nobody wants to stretch? 97 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,539 For this game, Ty? 98 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,374 If, by stretch, you mean have another beer... 99 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,311 then I'll gladly stretch very hard with you, Ty. 100 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,913 Hey, no, no, absolutely not, nobody listen to him. 101 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,316 Nobody's drinking beer! It dehydrates you, motor skills! 102 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,217 Gone, forget about 'em. Shut up, Garvey. 103 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,952 Dells, you have to stretch, 'cause you're my little brother. 104 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,421 You have to come. 105 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,922 And Vinnie you're my brother-in-law... 106 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,790 so you have to come, too. Not your brother-in-law yet. 107 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:20,661 Also, don't know how to stretch, thus, I will be staying here. 108 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,598 Come on. 109 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,600 Come on, I'm gonna show you that stretch. 110 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,369 Vinnie, you should really come out, I'll show you the stretch. 111 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,737 I'll be right out. I'll be right out. 112 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,573 Go get 'em, guys. Go get 'em, guys. 113 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,409 Go get 'em... nap time. 114 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:41,449 Look at Fotch. Pushing 40, still doing his drills. 115 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,452 He's actually 33. 116 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:48,356 Oh, good, Barone showed up. 117 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,957 Only need like one shot, then-- Okay. 118 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,659 Knock it out of the park. 119 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,093 So you're gonna be up there like ten times, then? 120 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:54,662 Yeah. Okay. 121 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,664 I wonder if he actually knows what's going on with Maz? 122 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,232 The only thing he knows about is what's going on in the mirror. 123 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,468 How do my eyebrows look? 124 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,835 They're good. Not too bad? 125 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,504 No, they're good. 126 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,205 I'm here! I'm here, I'm here, I'm here! 127 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,874 I'm here, sorry I'm late. 128 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,710 Uh, it's all right, David, I forgot you were on the team. 129 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,081 Hah... okay, I was watching the draft. 130 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:17,217 Late in the 37th, and he hasn't been picked yet. 131 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,185 You wanna stretch? 132 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,720 Am I starting? 133 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,121 Probably not. 134 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,490 Nah, I'm good, then. 135 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,492 I'll see you guys in there? Yeah. 136 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,394 All right. 137 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,901 You've got to be kidding me. 138 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,703 What? 139 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,438 They rented a bus? 140 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,273 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 141 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:43,744 They rented a fucking bus? 142 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,584 Who the hell are these guys? 143 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,453 This isn't the team we beat this season. 144 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,254 This is a whole bunch of new guys. 145 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,524 They brought in ringers. 146 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,431 You see this shit? 147 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,965 I don't get it. What happened? 148 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,434 This is a whole, new team. 149 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:09,503 We played four of these guys this season. 150 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,305 That's Tommy Dorehty, he was drafted last year. 151 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,741 He plays for double- A Scranton. 152 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,043 The Phillies are grooming him to be a closer. 153 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,279 And that's Michael Antonelli, he throws 93... 154 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,448 and he got drafted this year. 155 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:23,016 All these kids, they're all D1. 156 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,453 BC, LSU, Villanova? 157 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,054 Oh, this is a bunch of horse shit! 158 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:31,124 Horse shit. Horse shit. 159 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,726 You know, my uncle knows Don Mattingly. 160 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,496 Why don't we call him up, see if he wants to play, huh? 161 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,499 See, what I don't understand, bro, is how they get that money for that bus? 162 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,001 How come we don't have that money for this bus! 163 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,972 ( ALL YELLING ) 164 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,674 ( PHONE BEEPING ) 165 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,582 Guys. 166 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,550 Guys! 167 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,822 My dad just texted me. 168 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,895 The draft is over... he didn't get picked. 169 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,831 What? Damn it. 170 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,136 It ain't right... 171 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,606 the kid can play. 172 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,108 Well, fuck it. 173 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,376 He can go to open tryouts, play the independents... 174 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,878 and he can still make it. 175 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,915 Come on, Polacco you know how unlikely that is. 176 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,684 Ruin my fucking day! 177 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,662 How many of you guys play with him in college? 178 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,531 He was the best player I've ever seen... 179 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,799 just one clutch hit after another. 180 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,969 Even three days ago, he got the game-winning hit. 181 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,572 Only reason we're playing in this game. 182 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,008 What's up, you peter-puffers? 183 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,613 Who fucking died in here? 184 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:00,948 Maz didn't get drafted. 185 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,951 He didn't get drafted? Oh, my god! 186 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,218 Man, that fucking sucks. 187 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,420 I mean, I know all about that... 188 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,922 because the same thing happened to me last year... 189 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,390 the exact same thing. 190 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,594 The Yankees and the Red Sox were coming to scout me like crazy. 191 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,462 Gave me the old reach around. 192 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:19,733 Yeah, didn't matter, I hurt my wrist, really tweaked it. 193 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,435 You know, I lost millions off that. 194 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:26,073 Definitely woulda been drafted if that didn't happen, right? 195 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,141 Right? You guys don't know shit. 196 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,944 [UMPIRE HAZE] All right, bring it in! 197 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,713 Dells. 198 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:41,021 All right, guys, my name is Fred Haze, and this is Tim Donnelly. 199 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:46,594 And we are here for the-- what the hell are we here for? 200 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,865 Okay, here's why I'm ruining my Saturday. 201 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,603 We are here for the semifinal playoff game... 202 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,437 for the Orange County, Duchess County... 203 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:01,441 Ulster County and Westchester County Mid-Summer-- 204 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:06,113 Jesus... Mid-Summer Intramural Amateur Baseball Association. 205 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,716 Sponsored by the Knights of Columbus. Is this a joke? 206 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,918 No, it's the fourth annual. 207 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,352 Well, how many teams are in this league? 208 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,887 Six. Six? 209 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:19,627 No, seven, but one was disbanded due to a lack of interest. 210 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,128 And everybody makes the playoffs? 211 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,030 Yes. 212 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:29,637 Okay, today's game is between the visiting Bulldogs... 213 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,338 and the hometown D-Bags. 214 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,173 D-Backs! 215 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,175 I'm sorry? 216 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,209 D-Backs. 217 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,377 What'd I say? 218 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,812 You said D-Bags. 219 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:44,317 Okay, D... Backs. What's a D-Back? 220 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:49,322 D-Backs, like Diamondbacks, like the Arizona Diamondbacks. 221 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,491 Why didn't you just name yourselves the Diamondbacks? 222 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,860 'Cause it was too many letters. 223 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,527 Can we please just move on? 224 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,096 Okay, here are the rules. 225 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,732 We all know what this is, it's a casual summer league. 226 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:02,369 Okay, everybody is here just get a work out in and stay in shape. 227 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,673 Okay, so here's the main rule; no collisions. 228 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,240 Nobody is looking to get hurt. 229 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,911 No cleats up, no take outs, no running over the catcher. 230 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,814 If anybody does any of these things... 231 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,784 it will result in an immediate ejection, am I clear? 232 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,952 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 233 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,955 Wonderful, now these are seven inning games, not nine. 234 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,257 The winner of this game and the other semifinal... 235 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,094 will advance to the regionals in Ocean City, Maryland. 236 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,228 Any questions? 237 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,463 Yeah, who the fuck are you? 238 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,531 I'm Alex Ca -- 239 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,266 Ah! I know who you are. 240 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,035 You're that hot shot center fielder out of Florida State. 241 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,303 What the fuck are you doing here? 242 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,005 Just relax, dude. 243 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,807 There's nobody here who isn't supposed to be here. 244 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,010 Bullshit! None of these guys were here a week ago. 245 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,545 Everybody here was listed on our original roster. 246 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:46,880 There you go, Ump. 247 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,615 Their dues were paid by either themselves... 248 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,284 or by somebody on their behalf. 249 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,990 All the documents are here, Happy. 250 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,866 There's like 50 fucking names on this roster! 251 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,569 There's nothing in the rule book about a maximum roster size. 252 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,773 This is a bunch of horse shit! You're gonna let this happen? 253 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,141 You want to get a lawyer? 254 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:18,111 Oh, this is a bunch of horse shit! 255 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,181 That's-- just gonna-- sorry. 256 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,783 I told you we shouldn't call 'em D-Backs. 257 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,117 Shut up, Garvey! 258 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,618 He's very passionate. 259 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,822 Don't be afraid to ask for help. There's no shame in that. 260 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,758 That's real strength. 261 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,983 You know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to. 262 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,186 It's been a rough couple days. 263 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,790 I'm sure they'll understand. 264 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,260 I mean, I don't even think they care about this game. 265 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,070 You know, it could be a good idea just to... 266 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,808 take a little break from baseball for a while, you know? 267 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,244 I mean, God knows you've earned it. 268 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,081 Right? 269 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:37,024 I mean... right? 270 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,898 Let's play ball. 271 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,840 It's audacious is what it is. 272 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,843 You know? It's audacious! 273 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,878 You just learn that word, Ty? 274 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,546 Oh so this doesn't bother you? 275 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:04,184 Of course, it does, man. It's-- it's Bush League. 276 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285 Yes! 277 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,854 Yeah. 278 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:11,158 Exactly! It's Bush League! It's-- 279 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,960 What's up, guys? 280 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,196 Hey, what's up, Maz? 281 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,732 Sorry, I'm late. 282 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:23,136 No, it's fine. It's fine. 283 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:29,109 I wasn't sure if-- I'm glad you're here. 284 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,411 I wanted to go over the line up with you. 285 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,146 Okay. 286 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,883 Come on. 287 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,053 They brought in a bunch of stud horses today. 288 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,554 It's gonna be hard to beat them. 289 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,723 It's gonna be like the '27 Yankees... 290 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,492 versus the fucking Lollipop Guild. 291 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,227 Ouch! Okay, Ty! We get it! 292 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,162 It's because we're short, we get it! 293 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,797 So what I was thinking is, even though we usually bat... 294 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,332 you third, we're gonna put you first... 295 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,902 so you can get up as many times as possible, but only if... 296 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,736 you're all right with that, if you think it's smart. Ty. 297 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,139 I know you like to get in third and drive in a bunch of runs. 298 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,008 but I'm thinkin' if that we put speed in at the bottom-- 299 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,542 Ty! Yeah? 300 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,978 You can bat me first, you can bat me ninth for all I care. 301 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,915 You can make me bat boy, it doesn't matter. 302 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,150 You don't have to come to me. 303 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,086 I just, thinking with the whole draft thing... 304 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,323 I thought it might... take your mind off of it. 305 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,558 You thought you'd get my mind off baseball by talking to me... 306 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,961 about baseball at a baseball game? 307 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,362 It isn't working? 308 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,033 Look who's coming. 309 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,235 Schwartz. Hold on, hold on. 310 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,773 That is the biggest Bush league move I've ever seen, man! 311 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,608 You can't just pull a bunch of guys off the street... 312 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,677 and start a new team just because it's the playoffs! 313 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,079 Ty-- Jesus-- 314 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,580 We were teammates for three years at STAC! 315 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,950 I know, Ty! I get it. 316 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,318 I came over to say I understand why you're upset. 317 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,055 It's not my team. All right, it's not my roster. 318 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,158 I don't make the rules... Jesus. 319 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,296 Maz, I also came over to say I'm sorry about the draft. 320 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,099 You deserved it. 321 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:16,283 I'm sorry, too. It really sucked. 322 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,988 Ice cream! Get your ice cream here, boys! 323 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,789 Ice cold ice cream, get it while it's hot! 324 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,124 We get ice cream? 325 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,027 Duh, bro, Maz eats ice cream before every game. 326 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,695 We realize it's the secret to his success. 327 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,630 So we're gonna do that now, huh? Of course, it's playoffs. 328 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,065 We need the competitive advantage! 329 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,267 Well, back off, back off, hey, stop crowding! 330 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469 Stop crowding, all right? Maz gets to pick first. 331 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,838 Maz which one do you want? 332 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,507 I think I'll skip today. 333 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,843 What? Maz, you gotta have your rainbow sprinkles, bro! 334 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,046 I just don't want it. 335 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,281 He doesn't fucking want it, then leave him alone, he doesn't have to have it. 336 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,849 Okay, but what if it creates a fissure... 337 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,218 in the space time continuum? 338 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,054 Serious, Maz, I got like three extra. 339 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,126 Well, thank God I'm here. I mean really, the things I do, excuse me. 340 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:04,464 There we go, that is it. There we go. 341 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,134 Oh... that's it. 342 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,502 My bad, thanks, David. 343 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,139 All right, guys, listen up! 344 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,043 I gotta figure out the line up. Who doesn't want to play today? 345 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,913 Oh, ha-ha, yeah. Very funny. 346 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,883 Seriously, I gotta sit someone out. Who's it gonna be? 347 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,652 I'm nursing a pretty aggressive hangover... 348 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,055 so I'll nominate myself. 349 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,624 All right, good, and Jonathan's pitching... 350 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,060 so he's not in the lineup. 351 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,062 Whoa, whoa, Dells is pitching? 352 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,230 Yeah, Zapata, he's a pitcher. That's what they do. 353 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,132 He's gonna crush this team, right, Jonathan? 354 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,333 But he's our closer. 355 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,901 He's not closer, he's a starter. 356 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,370 He closed for us at STAC. 357 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,538 Hey, Jonathan, are you a starter or a closer? 358 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,207 Starter? Yeah, thank you. 359 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,076 I'm just saying, that's a pretty big workload for somebody... 360 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,543 who's been closing all year. 361 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,279 Well, if he gets tired, I will bring in a closer. 362 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,913 But he's our closer. 363 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,682 Hey, everybody, enough! All right, I'm the coach! 364 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,718 And I say my brother is starting, so he's starting. 365 00:16:58,818 --> 00:16:59,852 You're the coach? 366 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,654 Yeah, Polacco! 367 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,423 Where have you been, huh? 368 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,658 I'm holding the clipboard. Are you holding the clipboard? 369 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,096 Oh, I didn't think so! All right, anybody else holding a clipboard... 370 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,099 please raise your clipboard! 371 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,202 You bring that from home? 372 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,203 Yeah. 373 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,471 Borrowed it from my dad. 374 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,509 Now I'm the only one holding a clipboard. 375 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,444 All right, so is there any more insubordination... 376 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,147 before I finish figuring out this line-up? 377 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,450 You have no idea how badly I want to think of something else to say. 378 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,320 Well, time's up! 379 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124 All right, here's our line-up. 380 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,194 First, John Mazzello, shortstop. 381 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,297 Second, Arthur Barone, DH. 382 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,266 Third, Ty Dellamonica, 3rd base. 383 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,868 Fourth, Mike Triana, left field. 384 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,404 Fifth, Chris Zapata, 2nd. 385 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,007 Sixth, Brian "Botch" Rocco, 1st. 386 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,444 Seventh, Pat Murray, center field. 387 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,147 Eighth, Vinnie Malzahn, in right. 388 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,849 And ninth, Jon Garvey, catcher. 389 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,186 Pitching is Jonathan Dellamonica. 390 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,157 And on the bench are Ryan Polacco and David Stein. 391 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,527 Everybody got that? 392 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,263 Let's win. 393 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:23,703 Batter... up... 394 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:28,040 Hear that call... 395 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:35,682 * The time has come for one and all * 396 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:42,255 * To play ball 397 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:49,196 * We are the members of the all-American team * 398 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,233 * We come from cities near and far * 399 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,736 * We are Wops and Micks too Hispanics and a Jew * 400 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,705 * We're all for one We're one for all * 401 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,208 * We are all-American 402 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,775 Two, three, four, one-- 403 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:08,415 * Ah shoo-bee-doo-wop 404 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,588 Aw, shit, gawd, I missed it. 405 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,292 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 406 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,356 Mm, ooh, morning. 407 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,890 Nothing like a little dip after some ice cream. 408 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,459 You know what I mean? 409 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,434 Hey, Brian, how you doing? Hi, Joey. 410 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,437 How's Johnny Boy doing? 411 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,274 He'll bounce back. 412 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,376 You got time, you got time. 413 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,910 Stay with it! Stay with it! 414 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,812 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 415 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,481 There it is... nice out. 416 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,450 A little sluggish out there today. 417 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,592 It's gonna be a long day. 418 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,561 * We want a double Just a little double * 419 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,632 * D-O-U-B-L-E Double double double * 420 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,866 How's Pat? 421 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,905 He's taking it harder than Johnny. Your boy earned it. 422 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,709 Is he going to try again next year? 423 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,912 He got an offer to play in an independent in Arizona 424 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,181 and to play in Italy, but it's up to him. 425 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:53,853 Ah, it's a shame, you know, it's like winning the lottery. 426 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,756 It's such a long shot. 427 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,529 It's just a shame, the window is so short. 428 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,334 That's you, Maz. 429 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,935 That's three, there you go. 430 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:15,342 But you know what? If he wants to go, I've got my plane ticket. 431 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,345 * Give me a B You got your B you got your B * 432 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,448 * Give me an A You got your A you got your A * 433 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,451 * Give me a T You got your T you got your T * 434 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,587 * Now what You don't want none of us * 435 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:33,560 * Boo-yah what boo-yah what boo-yah yeah * 436 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,665 Somebody needs to tell those guys to shut the fuck up. 437 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,935 Zapata, zap, zap, zap... zap. What's up, bro? 438 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,737 Nothing, man. 439 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,374 Oh, by the way, I was watching you take those ground balls out there. 440 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,875 You really gotta get down on those. 441 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,744 You know what'll really help? Tell you right now. 442 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,912 What would help me? 443 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,814 You just take that non glove hand of yours, right? 444 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,417 Which would be your... right. I'm a righty, yeah, right. 445 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,387 You take that non-glove hand, you just pop it on top of that glove, pop, pop, pop. 446 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,522 Do that again. Pop, pop, pop. 447 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,391 Make the sound, if it helps. It does, it does. 448 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,258 I promise, they'll come to you, just like that. 449 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,828 Really lessen the chances of it getting away from you, if it takes a weird hop. 450 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,498 Garvey, that's great insight, brother. Hey, you're the man, thank you so much. 451 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,832 Thanks, man. Think about it. Don't touch me. 452 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,401 Think about it when you're on the field next. 453 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,802 I will, thank you so much. All right. 454 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,004 * Hey batter what's the matter * 455 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:21,841 * Can't you take a little chatter * 456 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,412 Swing... batter, batter, batter! Strike. 457 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,682 Let's go, Maz! 458 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,419 How much do you want to bet he hits one out of here first at bat? 459 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,320 I'm not gonna bet against Maz, bro. 460 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:38,324 * Harass him harass him Make him relinquish the ball * 461 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,892 What the hell is with these guys, man? 462 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,496 ( CHANTING CONTINUES ) 463 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:11,958 We good? 464 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:23,102 * We're good you're bad We're good you're bad * 465 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:28,040 ( CHANTING CONTINUES ) 466 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:43,923 No. 467 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,658 What do you mean, no? 468 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,760 I'm not bunting in a summer league. 469 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,329 You're not even giving the same signs. 470 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,664 What are you saying? 471 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,899 Steal? 472 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,535 You can't steal first, Garvey! 473 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,003 I know, I'm just saying-- 474 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,106 Barone, whatever I tell you to do, you have to do! 475 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,341 Yeah, whatever, dipshit. 476 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,511 I hope you get out, Barone! 477 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,614 Yeah. 478 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,817 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 479 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,358 You're welcome, Ty. 480 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,960 Should I have him steal now or-- 481 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,128 Shut up, Garvey. 482 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,596 Okay. 483 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,999 What's up, bro? 484 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:36,108 Dude... you know, if your last name was Martinez... 485 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,810 you would have been drafted. 486 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,247 You really believe that? 487 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,882 Hell, yeah, I believe that. Really? 488 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:48,154 Hell yeah, bro, look, we're the hot new ethnicity right now. 489 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,390 You know? Scouts can't see past that shit. 490 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,561 If a scout sees a Latino dude who can't hit... 491 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,162 can't field for shit, but he's fast 492 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,865 you know what they call it? 'Raw talent'. 493 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,001 I swear, man, it's like their new way of calling us spics or some shit. 494 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,403 Bro, they can call me Speedy Fucking Gonzales... 495 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:07,106 as long as they draft me, shit. 496 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,642 Seriously, I'll step in the batters box wearing a poncho. 497 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,611 You know what I mean? 498 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,581 I'm not saying there aren't plenty of our guys who deserve it 499 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,918 but shit, my boy Maz deserves it, too. 500 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,721 It's your size too, John. They overlook guys like you. 501 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:26,158 But if a 6' 5" goon steps up, who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat 502 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,226 man, they all start salivating. 503 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,861 As long as he has size... 504 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:32,198 looks like he has power, they think they can teach him to hit. 505 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,700 Let me tell you something. 506 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,735 If he hasn't learned how to hit in 21 years... 507 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,804 it's ain't gonna happen! It doesn't matter. 508 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,673 It's steroids! That shit is everywhere in the college game. 509 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,174 Even guys at STAC are doing it. 510 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,710 Then they get drafted, they get tested in the minors 511 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,111 and they have to stop doing it... 512 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,813 and then they end up getting dropped in a year 513 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,015 but it takes spots away from guys like Maz... 514 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,785 who are doing it on fucking ice cream and sprinkles! 515 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,755 Who wants that life though, really? 516 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,489 I mean, especially if you suck? 517 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,727 And you're stuck in some bullshit town in what, Iowa? 518 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,630 Playing Single A ball somewhere for a couple years 519 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,833 getting paid nothing, spend your life on a shitty bus 520 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,235 staying at Motel 7's and 8's. 521 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:14,006 I'm telling you, man, that is a miserable, miserable existence. 522 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,209 Shit, I'd give anything for that. 523 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,845 Fuck, yeah. 524 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:24,784 Yo, Fotch? You were drafted, right? 525 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,318 Yeah, I vaguely remember that, yeah. 526 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,987 It was that long ago, huh? 527 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,757 Well, I'll never forget the day the horse and carriage... 528 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,059 rode up to my cottage and delivered the telegram. 529 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,064 So, whatever happened with that? 530 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,300 I hurt my shoulder. It refused to cooperate. 531 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,136 Uh-huh... and what happened? 532 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,941 I was playing center and I was trying to throw this guy out 533 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:54,213 at home and something just snapped. It was terrible. 534 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,249 I had a SLAP tear. 535 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,186 I tried surgery after surgery, but nothing worked. 536 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,323 Finally the doctor, he suggested something more experimental... 537 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:07,159 and I just had to let it go. 538 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,928 Do you have a gnarly scar? 539 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,129 Yeah. 540 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,198 Can I see it? 541 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,933 Sure. 542 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,705 There it is. Oh, shit. 543 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,708 Whoa, hey, man, that looks pretty bad-ass. 544 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,075 So, at least you got that. 545 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,911 Yeah, I lost 35 percent of my range of motion... 546 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,179 and I'm highly vulnerable to re-injury, so-- 547 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,917 You're like Samuel L. Jackson from Unbreakable. 548 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,152 So why do you even do this league? 549 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,821 Well, I play first base now obviously... 550 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,123 'cause there's a lot less throwing. 551 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:42,795 But... ah... it's the game, it's got a hold on me. 552 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,232 So I play it when I can. 553 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,004 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 554 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:56,108 You're out! You're out! Double play. 555 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:59,946 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 556 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,752 What the hell was that, Barone, why didn't you slide? 557 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,353 Because I was dead to rights. 558 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:11,423 Bullshit, you didn't want to get your uniform dirty! 559 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,194 Well, maybe you should get a hit next time and we won't be in this situation. 560 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,770 Yeah, yeah, now I remember where I know this guy from. 561 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:30,009 Yeah, he was that 'lights out' closer for St. Thomas Aquinas this year 562 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:32,945 except when they got to the conference playoffs 563 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:38,150 I think he blew it for his team and STAC was eliminated. 564 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,351 Hey, everybody... 565 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,888 don't worry if this guy pitches tough now, okay? 566 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,323 When the pressure is on, he chokes it away! 567 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,794 Hey! Knock it off. 568 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,829 What's that, Shatter? 569 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,231 You say something, Brittle Bones? 570 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,400 Give me another one. 571 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,937 You talking to me, Osteoporosis? 572 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,809 * We want a pitcher not a belly itcher * 573 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,812 * We want a catcher not a belly scratcher * 574 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,814 No, no, no, you need to-- 575 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,284 Yeah, right. You're right, that's what it is, though. 576 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,822 Oh, god, bench bets? 577 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:18,190 Barone, it's bench bet time. 578 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,726 What are bench bets? What's a bench bet? 579 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,294 Are you fucking kidding me? 580 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,864 How do you of all people not know about bench bets? 581 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,365 Half your life is spent on the bench. 582 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:31,270 Oh, no, I play, I play... I've played. 583 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,840 Yes, you have. 584 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,842 Bench bets, David, is a gentleman's game... 585 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,443 that one plays on the bench... 586 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,112 at a baseball game so you don't die of boredom, okay? 587 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,548 Oh, I like that. Yeah, it's good. 588 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:43,850 You will. 589 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,484 Well, I'm excited again. Okay. 590 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,887 All right, I'll start us off, nice and fresh, nice and easy. 591 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,323 I bet the next at bat lasts exactly five pitches. 592 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,461 Okay, all right, okay, I got 100 bucks on six. 593 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:56,863 What the fuck is wrong with you? 594 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,697 I said it's a gentleman's game. 595 00:29:58,865 --> 00:29:59,966 I thought you were Jewish, for one! 596 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:00,967 Why are you coming with $100? 597 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,434 How about we start it for $5? 598 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,470 Is that all okay with you, fucking money bags McGee? 599 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,139 I'm just ruining stereotypes in your head, huh? 600 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,941 Yeah, well, I don't like that. It's blowing your mind. 601 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,176 No, don't like it. Fine, $5. 602 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,978 If you want to be cheap, you know, but okay. 603 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,313 * Bands will make her dance Band to make her dance * 604 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,882 I got four on the under. 605 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,117 No, you can't get four and under, it's the exact number. 606 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,719 I have four and under. Yeah, I'm six and over then. 607 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,754 You can't have six and over. 608 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,423 I don't get five and you get everything else! 609 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,325 Okay, it's like I just said. I'm gonna write it down. 610 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:30,129 Don't you write that down. Don't you dare write that down. 611 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,098 Don't you write that down! I'm writing it down, though. 612 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,466 He's writing it right there. 613 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,968 [UMPIRE HAZE] Strike three! 614 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,569 Ooh, talk dirty to me. 615 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,372 No, because that's three! That's three, so nobody wins! 616 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,808 That's three, so nobody wins, there you go. 617 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,443 I had four and under. You don't-- 618 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:47,346 I had four and under! Witness? You're my fucking witness. 619 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,648 Oh, he witnessed it, did he? Did he witness it? 620 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,583 Well, I witnessed it, too. 621 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,119 I refute your account of the events 622 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:56,022 thus nullifying your testimony as per Plessy vs. Ferguson-- 623 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,790 Yeah, well, I witnessed it, too, fuckface! 624 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,092 Gavel banged, give me my Euros. 625 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,129 Don't you gavel bang me! You already said-- 626 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,932 Yeah, give me my money. Pounds? Pounds? 627 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,599 You get those fingers out of my face! 628 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,237 That's it! Bench bets are off. 629 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,471 Fuck! 630 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,943 And I hope you two are happy. 631 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:17,944 It's like my grandmother said... 632 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:20,412 Expect to have fun, forget it. 633 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:24,583 Now you're gonna have to sit here and watch baseball. 634 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,086 That is your punishment. 635 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,957 I mean, for fuck's sake. 636 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,793 Do I need to go to the dentist? 637 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,964 * H-O H-O-M H-O-M-E-R-U-N * 638 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:44,036 * Home run Adrian Home run Adrian * 639 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:53,379 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 640 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:58,317 Hey, Schwartz! What are you on a team with a bunch of fucking girls with your softball chants? 641 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,552 You guys sing. 642 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,822 It's not the same! 643 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,425 Are we bothering you, Murray? 644 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,999 I really don't like these fucking guys! 645 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,870 Change of plans. 646 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,406 You're not allowed to get tired. 647 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,009 I'm keeping you in the entire game, no matter what. 648 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:26,178 Show these guys what you can do. 649 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,382 Don't make me look stupid. 650 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:39,491 You guys were saying you got some opportunity to play independent ball. 651 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:44,496 Opportunity might be a stretch, but yeah, I got some offers. 652 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,535 You gonna take them? 653 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,404 I don't know. 654 00:32:56,308 --> 00:33:00,946 You know anything about these leagues out west? 655 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:06,218 Yeah, I mean, definitely every year a handful of guys get drafted from those leagues. 656 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:15,061 I just don't know if it's worth it to go through all that again. 657 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:18,064 You know, put the work in, uproot my life... 658 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,499 and still not make it? 659 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,404 It just seems like a waste of my time. 660 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,908 Well, there's no doubt the road gets harder from here 661 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:36,082 but the road's always friggen hard, no matter what you want. 662 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:44,490 You know, when my second surgery was a bust? 663 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,827 I went to this rehab place 664 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,197 to get my arm back to at least functioning 665 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:58,003 and this beautiful girl... 666 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,539 was assigned to help me with the day to day. 667 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,543 Just the cutest thing I'd ever seen. 668 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,684 Anyway... I married her. 669 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,321 We're married now. 670 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:24,263 I guess what I'm saying is... 671 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,032 sometimes the end of one journey without even knowing it... 672 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:31,337 it can be the beginning of another one. 673 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:37,476 Anyway, for what it's worth. 674 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,495 All right, Tree, let's get some runs off this big shot! 675 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,533 Not a great start. 676 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,338 Strike one. 677 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,006 Strike two. 678 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,341 Strike three! 679 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,878 Wow, same pitch... you fucking idiot. 680 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,016 Son of a biscuit! 681 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,186 See, the problem is you're just not getting your hands inside the ball enough. 682 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,853 It's that simple. 683 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:26,492 That's not the problem, Garvey. The problem is I'm terrible. 684 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,693 Strike two. 685 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,295 Ah, you gotta be kidding me! 686 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:32,298 If it's low, let it go, you know? 687 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,200 Say it with me. If it's low-- 688 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,535 Okay, you don't have to say it, but if it's low, let it go. 689 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,737 Just stay away from anything that's low and inside, alright? 690 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,672 It's not your strength. It's not your strength. 691 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,541 You gotta lot of strengths, that's not one of them. 692 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,449 Oh, forget it. Strike three, you're gone! 693 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,692 [UMPIRE HAZE] Strike three! 694 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,895 Strike three! 695 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,434 Mine! Mine! 696 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,437 Made that shit look pretty. 697 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:15,073 Two hands, two hands over your head, just like that. 698 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,276 You see what I'm doing right there? Just guide that baby in. 699 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,910 All right? And you... 700 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,112 Dells, I really think that if you went with a two-seamer... 701 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,348 instead of the change-up-- 702 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,316 I don't have a two-seamer, Garvey. 703 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,819 Strike three! 704 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:32,258 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 705 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,426 Oh, boy, oh, shit! 706 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,462 Come on, man. 707 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,164 Yeah, I'm showing bunt. 708 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,799 I'm showing bunt and then I drop back. 709 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,802 101 here, boys. 710 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,371 Get comfortable, we're gonna be here a while. 711 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:46,705 I like to work the count. 712 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,774 Foul off some pitches. You know how it is. 713 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,843 I bailed a little bit. 714 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:55,080 I bailed it a little bit. I can call my own here. 715 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,915 But now I'm dialed. 716 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,417 Now I'm in the zone. 717 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:01,620 Get ready to turn around, pitch. This shit's gone-- 718 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,622 Strike three. 719 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,625 Good stuff. Good delivery. Good deception. See ya'. 720 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:11,162 Keep it nice and tight. Nice and tight. 721 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,664 You know? Keep it in. Keep that elbow in. 722 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,767 There's nothing wrong with serving one into the outfield. 723 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,736 You know what I mean? 724 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,338 Wait, were you talking to me this whole time? 725 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,839 You know I'm not playing, right? 726 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,808 Hm... hm. 727 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,943 I'm just saying, I think if you were to develop a two-seamer... 728 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,679 it would make you a hell of a lot more dynamic against a team like this. 729 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,815 I'm pitching a two-hitter, Garvey! 730 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,620 That's two too many. That's two too many. 731 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,155 All right? 732 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,524 Strike three! Are you fucking serious? 733 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,158 They don't get any better than that. 734 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,560 Is that a joke? I coulda' hit that. 735 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,762 Come on. I mean, dude, it was way outside my zone. 736 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,498 Way outside, both ways! Both ways, blue. 737 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,567 I mean, come on. You got nothing to say. 738 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,437 There's an earthiness to his tone that is unparalleled. 739 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:52,971 Okay? His voice is transcendent. 740 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:56,174 Brian is the emotional core of the band! Okay, end of story. 741 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:57,543 Thank you, David! 742 00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:58,944 Nick is the guy people wanna hear, man. 743 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,446 It's always been about Nick. 744 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,180 Think of it this way, okay? All of their hits... 745 00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:03,815 Nick starts every single one of them. 746 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,917 Because he's Brian's opening act, you fucking idiot! 747 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,353 Oh, whatever, man. 748 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,687 Just shut up, you little corn cob. 749 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,522 A.J.'s the one who can't be ignored, obviously. 750 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,359 He smolders... just smoke, man. 751 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,627 On one hand, he's like, 'Yo, I don't give a shit'' 752 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,195 On the other hand, he's like... 753 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,697 'I'm gonna nonchalantly slap... 754 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,632 your grandma with the best fucking vocals you ever heard. 755 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,534 You know I've heard some shit before, Barone... 756 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,235 but that is the biggest one I ever heard. 757 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,505 You know you like him 'cause he bloody well looks like you. 758 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,707 Yeah, he does. He's a very attractive man. 759 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,941 If bone structure is a consideration... 760 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,377 which it should be. 761 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:32,478 Bone structure's nothing to do with it. 762 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:35,381 This is straight-up vocal talent! 763 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:36,715 [UMPIRE HAZE] Strike three! You're gone! 764 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,617 This is how it goes. No, what it is-- 765 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,254 Just shut up! All right, we're gonna settle this right now. 766 00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:45,090 Shut up, first one in. Whatever. 767 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,860 Hey, Zapata, how are you? Question. 768 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,762 Objectively speaking... 769 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:54,065 who is the greatest Backstreet Boy of all time? 770 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,401 Brian. 771 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:59,838 And you can put it on the board! 772 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:03,074 Yes, how does that taste? 773 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,110 No, no, wait... you said Brian? 774 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,078 Yeah. Nick. 775 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,080 No! You already said Brian. Bullshit. 776 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,116 He's already said Brian-- get your hand out of my face! 777 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:14,420 Don't you touch that money! Don't you touch that money! 778 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,022 Give me my money back. Put that money back down! 779 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:18,490 That's it! 780 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,992 The integrity of the bet has been compromised. 781 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:24,062 Bench bets are over, again... 782 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:27,933 for the second and final time. 783 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,435 Fine. 784 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,808 As a side note, can we just agree that Justin Timberlake 785 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:39,445 is a blatant rip off of Nick Carter in every single way... 786 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,547 and doesn't hold a candle to his vocal prowess? 787 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,348 I mean... was that ever in doubt, though? 788 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:46,585 JT thinks he's so cool. 789 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,887 You can call it a strike, if you want, all day long. 790 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,722 I don't care. That's your job... by all means. 791 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,458 Ump... I'm hoping you're gonna umpire the game... 792 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,092 because you haven't been doing it all day. 793 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,994 I'm not gonna swing at a pitch that's a foot outside-- 794 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,463 Foul ball! 795 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,632 But call it a strike. Call it a strike. 796 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,781 Foul ball! Strike two. 797 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,082 Time! What? 798 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,750 What are you calling time for? 799 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:22,420 Don't worry, all right? I got this. Yeah! 800 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,859 What's up? 801 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,928 So, I'm over in the dugout, right? And I'm watching your last at-bat. 802 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,830 And I'm watching this one, I'm sitting there thinking... 803 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,666 "Garvey, what can I do? Tell Maz you're a little off right now." 804 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,068 And I realized, the second the pitcher goes into the wind-up-- 805 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:38,837 Garvey! 806 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,474 The day that I need advice from you... 807 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,810 is the day that I kill myself. 808 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,947 Oh, shit! Smackdown! 809 00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:50,148 Yeah, Garv! 810 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,721 Come on, Garv, bring it back in here, buddy! 811 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,623 Aw! So real! 812 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,025 Walk it off. The pain is so fresh. 813 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:10,802 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 814 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:16,307 Yeah, there we go! Come on! come on! Three! 815 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:17,776 Slide! Down! 816 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,748 Hey, that's the Johnny Boy I know! 817 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:27,018 Yeah! There we go! Now let's get something going! 818 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,657 Ball three. 819 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,966 Ball four. Take your base. 820 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,634 Fuck. 821 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:04,155 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 822 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,592 [TY] Oh, he lost it in the sun. It's too bright. 823 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:07,793 Go, go, go, go! 824 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,929 Nice. 825 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,966 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 826 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,705 Yay for Ty! 827 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:30,682 Ball four, take your base. 828 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,787 He's reeling. 829 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:41,126 This will be a fast ball, right down the middle. 830 00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:56,107 Home, home, home! 831 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,645 [PLAYER] You've got your cut! 832 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:02,313 [TY] Home! Home, home, home! 833 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:03,982 Home! 834 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,888 What? 835 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,659 Oh, you fucking idiot, Barone! 836 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:17,829 What? I told you to go! Why didn't you run? 837 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,565 Relax, Clifford, I would have been out by a fucking mile. 838 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,801 Bullshit! He hit the fucking backstop! 839 00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:26,672 Even a perfect fucking throw would have scored you! 840 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,306 Are you afraid to slide? Naw. 841 00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,741 You wanna keep your fucking uniform clean... 842 00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,509 that fucking bad? 843 00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,178 It's called bleach, Barone! 844 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,880 I'm sure your little girlfriend will be happy... 845 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,247 to keep it clean for you! 846 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,515 Fuck you, Ty! 847 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:39,550 Don't talk about my girlfriend. 848 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,087 You're getting fucking dirty. 849 00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:44,923 No. Hey, stop. 850 00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:46,291 You're getting fucking dirty right fucking now! 851 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:47,793 Hey, stop, you stop, I'm being serious! 852 00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:49,527 Stop! Hey! Motherfucker! 853 00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:52,397 You're acting fucking crazy, stop. Stop! 854 00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:55,701 Get off me! You're crazy, we're in the middle of a game! 855 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:59,237 You remind me of a crazed fan. Stop! It smells like lavender! 856 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:02,040 What in god's name are you two morons doing? 857 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,308 Break it up! 858 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,243 He's threatening me! Hey, you want some? 859 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:08,213 I don't care if Murray hits a home fucking run! 860 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,981 You are sliding into home! 861 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,283 Let's get back to the game, ladies. 862 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,721 I'll slide into your mom... your mom's home. 863 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,456 [BARONE] Fucking idiot. 864 00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:20,125 I'll score. 865 00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:22,994 Strike one. 866 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:39,010 Sorry, Garv, it's been a bad day. 867 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,380 Hey, don't worry about it, man. I get it. 868 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,250 Kind of dumb of me to give you advice, anyway. 869 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:52,190 Well, you know, it kind of worked... I got a hit. 870 00:44:55,927 --> 00:45:00,031 Yeah... yeah, I guess it did. 871 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:03,668 I tell you what... if you ever need me to annoy you again... 872 00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:06,104 just let me know, I'll be there. 873 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,775 Okay. 874 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,779 Strike two. 875 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,346 Murray's gonna strike out again, isn't he? 876 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,783 Yeah, probably. 877 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,250 Strike three! That's all. 878 00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,158 Oh, boy. 879 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,630 Bases fucking loaded! Bases fucking loaded! 880 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:35,633 Fucking idiot! Stupid! Bases loaded! 881 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:40,271 Fucking idiot! Piece of shit! 882 00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:41,639 Should I go talk to him? 883 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,110 Stupid, fucking stupid! 884 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,145 Uh, maybe you should just let him get it out. 885 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:02,160 Fucking idiot! 886 00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,232 You all right, there, Murray? 887 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,666 Fucking idiot! 888 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,001 A little Murray worry? 889 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,937 You all right there, little buddy? 890 00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:18,543 Want to have a little catch? Nice, fun times? 891 00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:20,345 Hey, hi. 892 00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:28,253 Fuck! 893 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,189 Ball! 894 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,191 Got one. 895 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,862 ( YELLING CONTINUES ) 896 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,435 How much you want to bet Murray kills someone... 897 00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:46,071 before the end of the game? 898 00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:48,073 What the fuck are you doing? 899 00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:53,879 ( YELLING CONTINUES ) 900 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,047 Wow, he is still going. 901 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,483 Well, there is something wrong with that boy. 902 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,119 Does he do this at home? 903 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,429 Here you go. 904 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:12,730 Oh, shit! 905 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,599 Hey! What the fuck was that? 906 00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:16,167 What? What the fuck is wrong with you? 907 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:17,903 Oh, shut up, Zapata, I'm just throwing the ball in. 908 00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,337 I'm standing five fucking feet from you! 909 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,907 You trying to take my head off? I was just throwing it in! 910 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,909 Catch the ball, Zapata, how about that? 911 00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:25,043 Really? Really? Maybe catch the fucking ball. 912 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,411 Catch the fucking ball? Yeah, catch it! 913 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,979 Standing five fucking feet-- One time in your life! 914 00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:30,548 Well, this is gonna get ugly. 915 00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,984 What the fuck was that? Huh? 916 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:36,054 Such a fucking baby, Murray! Why don't you grow the fuck up! 917 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:37,755 You're the one whining about me throwing the ball in! 918 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:39,424 Yeah, you're so fucking-- stop throwing that at me... 919 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,292 as hard as you can, because your ass can't hit! 920 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,761 You fucking suck at baseball, bro! Deal with the shit! 921 00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:47,098 You throw like a bitch! And you bat .250! 922 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,766 Patrick, relax! 923 00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:50,535 Shut the fuck up, Dad! Yeah? 924 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,637 That's my boy. 925 00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,639 At least I don't yell at myself about it for an hour... 926 00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:56,975 like a fucking lunatic! You're a fucking psychopath! 927 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:59,310 I'll show you a psychopath! I'll take a bat, and shove it up your ass! 928 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,012 Say that to my fucking ankle, bitch! 929 00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:03,181 Go wash my dishes! I'll beat your fucking white-- 930 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:04,950 Whoa! Whoa! 931 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,418 Chill out, Murray! Murray, chill out! 932 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,960 What is wrong with these guys? 933 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:19,264 Hey, quit it, both of you! Sit down! Sit down! 934 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:20,831 Everyone can hear you. 935 00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:22,968 Murray, sit down! I'm not gonna sit down! 936 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:27,105 Why are you so angry? Everything! Everything! 937 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:31,242 I know I can't hit, Zapata! Huh? You think I don't know that? 938 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:35,446 But John can hit! And he should have been drafted! 939 00:48:37,182 --> 00:48:40,385 I mean, we kill ourselves for 15 years... 940 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,988 with this stupid, fucking game for what? For nothing! 941 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,156 We bleed it, we breathe it! 942 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,993 You're not gonna cry, are you? 943 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:53,198 And people like you... Polacco. 944 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:56,701 You've got all the fucking talent in the world. 945 00:48:56,801 --> 00:49:02,407 They brought you in from across an ocean to play baseball. 946 00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:04,209 And you wasted it! 947 00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:07,878 If you hadn't spent your entire sorry college career... 948 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,447 partying every fucking night... 949 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,382 it could have been you we're saying should have been drafted! 950 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,385 Wait, so let me get this clear, even the fantasy version... 951 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:18,156 of my life, I still don't get drafted? 952 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,459 You had a gift. 953 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:26,097 And you wasted it. 954 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,936 But John didn't waste it. 955 00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,306 He gave it everything he had, every day! 956 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,175 And if he'd been drafted, it would have been like... 957 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:41,112 we all got drafted, because he's one of us! 958 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,283 And I wanted it for him. 959 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:57,195 It's bullshit. 960 00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,299 This whole, fucking world is bullshit. 961 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,039 Nobody gets what they deserve, good or bad. 962 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:27,925 You still didn't have to throw it-- 963 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,261 Oh, shut the fuck up, Zapata! 964 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:35,166 What's up? What's the matter? 965 00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,602 Dad, I think this is it. 966 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,036 What do you mean? 967 00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,072 I think this is my last game. 968 00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:45,576 I shouldn't have come today, it's stupid... 969 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:47,078 this game's meaningless. 970 00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:48,746 Everybody's at each other'' throats. 971 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:52,083 Everyone is doing their own thing. There's no leadership. 972 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:56,121 Ty tries, but nobody cares. 973 00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:00,525 I'm not helping anybody being here today. 974 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:03,561 It's too hard. 975 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:07,665 Well, you can't leave now, you're already here. 976 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,735 Yeah, I know, I'm not gonna leave in the middle of the game. 977 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,137 Well, that's what you just said. 978 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,471 Well, it's not what I meant! 979 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,706 Before you start saying that this is my last game... 980 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:17,975 why don't you give it a couple days sleep, all right? 981 00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,344 I mean, you should go with these guys... 982 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:20,978 if you win, go to Ocean City. 983 00:51:21,146 --> 00:51:23,148 I care about Ocean City, Dad. 984 00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,015 Strike three! You're gone. 985 00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:26,984 Cool, all right, sweet. 986 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:28,419 I'm on deck, forget it. 987 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,523 Whoa, wh-- hey, Johnny? Listen, you do what you want. 988 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,692 I'm just trying to give you some advice here. 989 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,694 Yeah, look where that got me. 990 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,837 Everything all right? 991 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:48,239 Yeah. 992 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:54,312 Okay, shut your faces, listen up! 993 00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:01,386 This game, this one here, is a lot more fun... 994 00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:05,590 when you actually hit the ball. 995 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,626 Am I right, guys? 996 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,463 Sit down, Vinnie. Did you say sit down... 997 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,031 or get down? 998 00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:15,300 'Cause I'm about to break out... 999 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,302 some of my best slump-buster moves on this bitch. 1000 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,637 Oh, shit! Oh, shit. 1001 00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:22,840 Strike three! 1002 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:28,679 * I'm so sexy and so awesome I'm also totally awesome * 1003 00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,848 * What's up Garvey 1004 00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:34,419 Hey, buddy, mm, mm, gettin' low. 1005 00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,421 Gettin' low, gettin' low, get low. 1006 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:40,057 Now dodge and weave, and get it on, get it on-- 1007 00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:41,492 Vinnie-- What's up, Garv? 1008 00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,361 You're making me very uncomfortable. 1009 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:47,498 Please stop. I'm pecking at you. 1010 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,735 I'm pecking at you, baby. 1011 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,804 Will you sit down, already? Hey, Murr, what's up? 1012 00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:55,740 That's weird. 1013 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,875 You know, Santa Claus could walk into this dugout right now... 1014 00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:00,278 with an armful of gifts, you would still tell him to f-off. 1015 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,713 Don't you start with me, too, okay? 1016 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:09,454 Hey, just relax and watch the game, it's one-nothing. 1017 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,822 Tell your gay lover to stop dancing in my way... 1018 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,258 so I can watch the fucking game. 1019 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,393 Can I say something? You're very rude. 1020 00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:20,731 Oh, shit. 1021 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:23,368 Hey! Whoa! What was that? 1022 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:26,637 What was that? What was that! 1023 00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:31,976 Hey, ump! What the hell was that? 1024 00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:34,279 Well, don't ask me, I didn't throw it. 1025 00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:35,646 Whoa, whoa, whoa, it was a bad pitch, dude. 1026 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,282 I think your brother's thrown a couple. 1027 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:38,816 Oh, you think I'm fucking stupid? Huh? 1028 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,385 He just happens to lose control against the guy... 1029 00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:41,652 who got a triple off of him? 1030 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,388 Why would I want to put a runner on? 1031 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,922 'Cause you're cocky, that's why. 1032 00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,791 You want an apology? The guy didn't even get hit! 1033 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:50,295 It was an accident. Ump, can we please get back to the game? 1034 00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,629 Let's go. 1035 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,431 No, no, no, I want my complaint on record. 1036 00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:57,302 Oh, I will be sure to mention it to the commissioner. 1037 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,306 Hope he doesn't lose control next time you get up! 1038 00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:04,342 Oh, make my fucking day! 1039 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,313 He knew what he was doing. 1040 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,647 Let's go, Maz. 1041 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,649 What do you say, 14, let's go! 1042 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,652 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1043 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:23,561 [TY] Go, baby. Go, baby. 1044 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,330 Go, baby. 1045 00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:28,466 [PLAYER] Nice catch. 1046 00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,468 Ah, shit! 1047 00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:32,903 Hey! Head's up! 1048 00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:34,872 This is the final inning! Let's hold 'em here! 1049 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,675 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1050 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:42,012 * Our team is tick tick tick tick boom dynamite * 1051 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,450 * Boom dynamite boom dynamite 1052 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:48,886 * Boom dynamite boom dynamite 1053 00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,355 Garvey. 1054 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,795 Uh, no warm-up this inning, all right? 1055 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,830 Does your arm hurt? 1056 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:03,033 No, I'm just loose already. Let's go. 1057 00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:05,570 All right. 1058 00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,046 Guys... sit off-speed. 1059 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:19,584 Hey, hey, sit off-speed, sit off-speed. 1060 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,654 Hey, Dells... 1061 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,756 isn't this about when you start to choke things away? 1062 00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:28,793 Hey! Shut your mouth or I'm gonna shut it for you! 1063 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:30,828 Here we go! 1064 00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,597 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1065 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:37,535 ( CHATTER CONTINUES ) 1066 00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,406 * Pitchers in a hole ten feet deep * 1067 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:43,408 * Can't get out 'cause he's got no heat * 1068 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:47,645 * Say what no heat Say what no heat * 1069 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,516 He's losing his velocity. 1070 00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:53,651 Get 'em over, Dells. 1071 00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,524 Hi. 1072 00:56:01,426 --> 00:56:02,693 This is a big moment, Dells. 1073 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:05,896 I'm glad we're sharing this together. 1074 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:11,536 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1075 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,550 Oh, not again. 1076 00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,854 * Two ducks on a pond We need a home run * 1077 00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,689 * Quack quack Quack quack * 1078 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,858 * Two ducks on a pond We need a home run * 1079 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:36,160 * Quack quack Quack quack * 1080 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:40,465 ( ALL QUACKING ) 1081 00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:01,952 Ball one. 1082 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,991 Get off your knees, Dells, you're blowing the game. 1083 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,627 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1084 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,710 [MAN IN CROWD] Hope you got your degree, pitcher! 1085 00:57:31,015 --> 00:57:33,684 [MAN IN CROWD] Come on, big brother, get him out of there! 1086 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,954 Let's go now, Dells, come on. 1087 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,857 [MAN IN CROWD] Somebody get this guy a bucket. He's throwing up. 1088 00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:52,937 [UMPIRE HAZE] Ball three. 1089 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,074 Let's go, Dells! 1090 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:05,616 You know what, Dells? I dare you to throw a strike. 1091 00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:08,786 Chardy, I don't care if he throws it underhand... 1092 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:10,220 you are taking. 1093 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,390 Yeah, I'm gonna finish this at-bat with my eyes closed. 1094 00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:16,627 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES UP ) 1095 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:26,937 Ball four. 1096 00:58:30,575 --> 00:58:33,678 Bye-bye, I'll miss you. 1097 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,245 You know, maybe I'll bat lefty next time... 1098 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,147 even things out a little bit. 1099 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,852 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1100 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,424 Time. 1101 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,894 [PLAYER] Don't take him out, he's our best player! 1102 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,333 You got anything left? 1103 00:58:56,601 --> 00:58:57,768 I'm not coming out. 1104 00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,937 I'm not taking you out. Do you have anything left? 1105 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,074 I don't know. 1106 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,680 Guys, can you give us a second? 1107 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,224 If we lose, it's not your fault. 1108 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,760 All right, forget about the playoffs. 1109 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,729 Forget about what happened at STAC. 1110 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,997 All right, it's not your fault. 1111 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:28,733 So don't throw one more pitch worried about... 1112 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:33,037 losing it for your team, losing it for me. 1113 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,873 All right? 1114 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,076 I already know you're great. 1115 00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,783 So, get in there, throw strikes... 1116 00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:48,485 maybe we get an "At 'em" ball, we get out of this jam. 1117 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,656 Hm? Yeah. 1118 00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:59,129 Nothing he said is gonna help you get out of this. 1119 01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:12,710 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1120 01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,790 Agh! 1121 01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,318 Oh, no. 1122 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:57,187 Oh, let's go! 1123 01:00:58,055 --> 01:00:59,156 Tim! 1124 01:01:01,926 --> 01:01:03,728 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1125 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,832 Guys! No! 1126 01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:18,976 Come on! Back off! 1127 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,277 Murray, no! 1128 01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,052 Fuck! Motherfucker! 1129 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,763 Zach, Zach! 1130 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:43,768 Bitch! Get off me! 1131 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:48,038 ( ALL YELLING ) 1132 01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,250 ( YELLING CONTINUES ) 1133 01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:06,156 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1134 01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:18,502 Stay down! 1135 01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:27,144 Hey! Put the bat down! 1136 01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,958 Just breathe, Garv, all right? Try and relax. 1137 01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,160 Take some nice, deep breaths, 1138 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:06,316 ( DISTANT SIRENS APPROACHING ) 1139 01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:33,410 ( CROWD APPLAUDS ) ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1140 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:50,394 Tyler Dellamonica and Vinnie Malzahn? 1141 01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:51,695 Present. 1142 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:53,397 Stand up, please. 1143 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,068 Come this way, guys. 1144 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:02,439 That's good. Turn around, put your hands behind your back. 1145 01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:04,141 Come on. Just do it. 1146 01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:05,675 Hey, you can't do that, they didn't do anything! 1147 01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:07,344 Hey, easy, easy. 1148 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,645 They're not the one putting somebody in the hospital. 1149 01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:10,080 Calm down, alright? 1150 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,016 Everybody over there, listen to me and just calm down. 1151 01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,317 But this is bullshit! 1152 01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:14,919 Hey, be quiet or I'll arrest you, too. 1153 01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:16,786 I didn't do anything. 1154 01:04:16,921 --> 01:04:19,456 Doesn't matter, we're cops. What's wrong with your friend? 1155 01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:23,027 Well, you're really making a difference. 1156 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,528 Say goodbye, gentlemen. 1157 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:26,430 Finish the game. 1158 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:28,933 Finish the game! 1159 01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:30,334 Well, I hate to break it to you... 1160 01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:32,002 but we're gonna have to call it a day. 1161 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:33,370 We're gonna have to ask you to disperse. 1162 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,639 Send everybody home. 1163 01:04:35,739 --> 01:04:37,942 Wait, wait, so we're not gonna finish the game? We're not gonna finish the game. 1164 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,945 You can't do that! We wanna finish! You gotta let us keep going! 1165 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:42,846 After everything that's happened I don't think it's a good idea. 1166 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,348 You have to let us finish this. 1167 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,116 Nothing's gonna happen, all right? It's over. 1168 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,052 We settled this, it's done. We just want to play. 1169 01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:49,386 Yeah. 1170 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:52,556 So both teams, you both want to finish? 1171 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:54,959 Of course, we do, we're winning! 1172 01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:01,798 Look, man, we just want to play baseball. That's it. 1173 01:05:01,966 --> 01:05:05,635 [CROWD] Let 'em play! Come on, let 'em play! 1174 01:05:06,636 --> 01:05:08,038 It's up to you guys. 1175 01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:11,976 [CROWD] Let 'em play! Let 'em play! 1176 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,981 Chad Hart... you're ejected from the game! 1177 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:18,182 That's right. 1178 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,486 Everybody else, we're playing on! 1179 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,455 But hey, hey, just know, if anything else happens... 1180 01:05:25,555 --> 01:05:26,991 there will be consequences. 1181 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:29,393 You are all responsible. We're okay with that. 1182 01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:33,297 Thank you. I can promise you, nothing else is gonna happen. 1183 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,132 I'm hitting the first fucking guy up! 1184 01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:36,233 What? 1185 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,068 I'm gonna put it right in his fucking ear! 1186 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:39,603 Dells, we just told them that nothing was gonna happen. 1187 01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:41,871 Well, they think they can just get my brother arrested... 1188 01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:43,473 and get away with it? Bullshit! 1189 01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:46,676 Hey! Look at me. Look at me! 1190 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:50,014 We get back at these guys by winning, you hear me? 1191 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:53,017 Now let's go out there and win this game. 1192 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:54,884 I need your head in the game. 1193 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:57,021 Just give me the ball. 1194 01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,056 Give me the ball! 1195 01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:08,098 All right, all right, all right. 1196 01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,471 All right, everybody listen up. 1197 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,074 Come on, bring it in, bring it in. 1198 01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:19,143 As you can probably tell, everyone's gotta play. 1199 01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:22,946 We lost three guys, so... everybody's in. 1200 01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:25,082 David, I'm putting you in right. 1201 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,251 Polacco, I want you at third. What do you think? 1202 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,752 I'll play wherever you need me. 1203 01:06:28,852 --> 01:06:30,920 Okay, great, that's where you're going. 1204 01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:33,823 Barone... catcher. 1205 01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,259 Yeah, I can catch. 1206 01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:37,061 I mean, I can play anywhere, too. 1207 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:39,829 Yeah. Garvey's stuff is gonna be a little small on you. 1208 01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:41,365 I'll make it work. 1209 01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:43,567 All right, why don't you go ahead and suit up. 1210 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:52,142 Guys, we're winning this game. 1211 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:55,412 Everybody hear me? We're winning the game. 1212 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,446 Yeah. 1213 01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,582 Let's go! Yeah! Let's go! 1214 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,754 Hey, where's my stuff? 1215 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,161 This sucks. 1216 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:16,100 Hey... can you see anything? 1217 01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:21,705 Barely. 1218 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:24,941 All right, guys, we're gonna stay here for now... 1219 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:26,576 so, just relax. 1220 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,613 Could you turn the car around, so we can watch the game? 1221 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:30,580 No. 1222 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,282 Please! Come on! 1223 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,950 Could you at least adjust the mirrors... 1224 01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:36,453 so we can watch it in the reflection? 1225 01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,257 All right. Yes! 1226 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,229 Tell me when, boys. 1227 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:46,263 More. You're way off. 1228 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:47,797 More, more, more, more, more. 1229 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,633 I don't even know where you are. Come on, gimme more. 1230 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,136 More, way more, you're all sky right now, you're all sky. 1231 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,537 More, more, more. More, more. 1232 01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:56,306 Now you went too far. Back a little back. 1233 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:58,275 Scalpel! Center it! 1234 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,144 There it is! There it is! Stop, stop, stop. 1235 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,712 Thank you. That's nice. 1236 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,581 That's a nice frame. 1237 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,616 All right, I'll be back. 1238 01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,985 Well, wait, where are you going? 1239 01:08:09,153 --> 01:08:10,887 I'm going to watch the game. 1240 01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:14,158 Again, your friends, man. 1241 01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:44,654 Uh... Maz? 1242 01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,191 What's wrong with him? 1243 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:52,462 Well, he said he's gonna hit the next guy. 1244 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:58,101 You're joking. No, no, it's not good. 1245 01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:01,305 So if he does... get ready to run. 1246 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,487 Got this... that's right, I got this. 1247 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,574 [UMPIRE HAZE] All right, let's go. 1248 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,709 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1249 01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:45,282 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1250 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,754 Let's go, Wolfe! 1251 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:53,557 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 1252 01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:04,568 Strike! 1253 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,745 Good pitch, Dells. 1254 01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,419 That's two. 1255 01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,224 What did this guy do steroids during break? 1256 01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,331 Strike three. 1257 01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:38,268 That a boy, Dells. 1258 01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:48,845 Strike! 1259 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:51,381 Pick your pitch, Alex. 1260 01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:52,749 You got him scared, Dells. 1261 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,851 Yeah, we're up two runs, we're petrified. 1262 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:57,687 Let's go, Dells. 1263 01:10:57,787 --> 01:11:01,791 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1264 01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:14,604 Yeah, baby! That a boy, Jonathan, yes! 1265 01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:18,575 Give me, uh-- head butt, head butt. 1266 01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:21,611 That's okay, now... come on, we're up two runs. 1267 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:23,547 Let's put 'em away right here. 1268 01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:28,352 Nice job, Dells. 1269 01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:40,430 Let's win this. 1270 01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:49,205 All right, listen up. 1271 01:11:49,373 --> 01:11:51,007 All right, all right, Polacco, you're up after Murray. 1272 01:11:51,107 --> 01:11:53,242 David, when we get to you, you're up in Garvey's place. 1273 01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:54,978 Dells, you're gonna bat for your brother. 1274 01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,913 Let's have smart at-bats up there, okay? Smart at-bats. 1275 01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,782 I don't want to see anybody chasing any junk. 1276 01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,750 But if you see something, get after it! 1277 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:02,719 We've seen this guy for seven innings now. 1278 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,621 He's gonna start you all off with a fastball... 1279 01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:06,990 because he thinks you can't catch up to it, but you can. 1280 01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:09,058 His out pitch is that little slider he likes to throw. 1281 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,460 Look for that with two strikes. 1282 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,295 Don't give him anything for free. 1283 01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:14,864 I want him to work for every single thing! 1284 01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:15,965 You got it? Yeah! 1285 01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:17,401 Got it? Hell, yeah! 1286 01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:19,235 All right, now get up on the fence! 1287 01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:24,007 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1288 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,944 Keep the chatter up, okay? 1289 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:32,949 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1290 01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:51,601 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1291 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,320 Foul. 1292 01:13:11,455 --> 01:13:13,590 All right, Zap, pick a pitch now, babe. 1293 01:13:19,028 --> 01:13:20,630 Hey, Maz. 1294 01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:37,681 * You got a Z-A-P-A 1295 01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:43,520 Fotch, Fotch, what's going on? 1296 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,557 Jeez. 1297 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,894 Hey, don't worry. I'll get on. 1298 01:13:50,994 --> 01:13:52,328 Can you move it? 1299 01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:55,064 Well, it doesn't matter... but I'll get on. 1300 01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:57,033 We can't let you go up there and make it any worse. 1301 01:13:57,133 --> 01:14:00,504 Believe me, there's nothing I could possibly do... 1302 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,506 to make it any worse, okay? 1303 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,510 Foul ball. 1304 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,615 If I don't get up, we have to forfeit. 1305 01:14:11,715 --> 01:14:14,718 We don't have enough guys, and we can't switch at-bats. 1306 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,988 Go, go, go, go, come on! 1307 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:22,792 Fuck! 1308 01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:27,864 Hey, guys, I'll get on. 1309 01:14:29,533 --> 01:14:32,702 They call me, Mr. Glass. 1310 01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:44,948 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1311 01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:47,984 It's all right, they're still gonna lose. 1312 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,958 Hey, chin up. We're still in this. 1313 01:14:55,058 --> 01:14:57,561 We're gonna get to this guy, man. Let's go! 1314 01:14:57,627 --> 01:15:00,797 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1315 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,331 Come on, Fotchy. 1316 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:03,900 Nut up! 1317 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,613 Foul ball! 1318 01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:20,950 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1319 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,356 [UMPIRE HAZE] Foul ball! 1320 01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:28,792 Damn it. 1321 01:15:31,094 --> 01:15:33,797 Inside! One and two! 1322 01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:39,603 Foul ball. 1323 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:42,105 Oh, my gosh. 1324 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,206 What? 1325 01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:44,407 He's doing it on purpose. 1326 01:15:44,608 --> 01:15:45,474 What do you mean? 1327 01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:46,610 He's trying to walk. 1328 01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:47,811 [UMPIRE HAZE] Foul ball. 1329 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,613 He can't use his right arm. 1330 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,648 He doesn't have the power to catch up to these balls... 1331 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,449 enough to put them in play... 1332 01:15:53,617 --> 01:15:55,418 so he's trying to walk. 1333 01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:57,486 Two and two! 1334 01:15:57,621 --> 01:15:59,623 That wily son of a gun. 1335 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,124 He's my hero. 1336 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,059 Good eye, Fotch. Heart. 1337 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,963 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1338 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:08,765 Foul. 1339 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,068 Foul. 1340 01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:18,708 Foul ball. 1341 01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,182 Ooh... snap. 1342 01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,251 Well, now we have to win. 1343 01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,219 My uncle can fix that for you. Don't worry about it. 1344 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,856 It's all right. It's all right. 1345 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,960 Foul. 1346 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,194 Killing me. 1347 01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:39,663 Please! 1348 01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:41,665 Foul. Strike him out! 1349 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:47,203 [ZAPATA] You stallion! You're a stallion! 1350 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:51,875 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1351 01:16:58,314 --> 01:16:59,949 Full count. 1352 01:17:02,686 --> 01:17:04,020 Damn it! 1353 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,221 Stay focused! 1354 01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,156 Shut up! 1355 01:17:21,705 --> 01:17:23,539 Ball four. 1356 01:17:23,707 --> 01:17:28,712 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1357 01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:34,183 I can't hear myself. Come on! 1358 01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:41,224 Any advice? 1359 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:42,792 Get a hit. 1360 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,193 Thanks. 1361 01:17:48,965 --> 01:17:52,035 Please don't blow this. Please don't blow this. 1362 01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,903 Please don't blow this. There's so many people here. 1363 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:57,373 Please don't blow this right now. Please don't blow this. 1364 01:17:57,473 --> 01:18:01,745 Please, please don't blow this. Come on, come through one time. 1365 01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,980 Come on, Patty, come on, kid. 1366 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,983 Don't blow it, don't blow it, don't blow it! 1367 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,985 Don't blow it, don't blow it. 1368 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,056 Foul ball! 1369 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,095 Okay, all right. 1370 01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,768 It's got to be the fastball. 1371 01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:27,904 He's gotta come back with a fastball, okay, I need you to get around on it. 1372 01:18:28,004 --> 01:18:30,039 Gotta be the fastball. Please throw a fastball. 1373 01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:33,609 Just throw me a fastball, one time. 1374 01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:36,212 Throw me a fucking fastball right now. 1375 01:18:36,312 --> 01:18:38,414 Throw me a fastball. 1376 01:18:38,514 --> 01:18:42,251 Fastball, fastball, fastball. 1377 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:51,194 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1378 01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:57,066 Dig, dig, dig! 1379 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,802 Safe! 1380 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:04,808 I forgive you, Murray! 1381 01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:06,309 He's my hero now! 1382 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:08,444 Way to go, Pat! 1383 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:12,281 I guessed! I fucking guessed! 1384 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:14,884 Yes! I'm not out! 1385 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,119 Time! 1386 01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:20,990 [MURRAY] Let's go! Let's go, Polacco! 1387 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,460 [MURRAY] Kill him! Murder him! Let's go! 1388 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,162 You all right? Yeah, I'm good. 1389 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,563 I can finish it. 1390 01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:28,998 Get this done. 1391 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,834 You sure? Yeah, I got this. 1392 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:32,668 Then stop dicking around, get outta here and go home. 1393 01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:34,237 Have a beer, whatever. Okay. 1394 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:44,080 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1395 01:19:58,862 --> 01:20:02,331 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1396 01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,806 Come on, Polac. 1397 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,880 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1398 01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,087 Get down! 1399 01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:28,958 No, no, hold up! Hold up! One base, one base! 1400 01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,735 Blue! Time. 1401 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,004 Oh! Fucking bullfrogs. 1402 01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:45,108 More like the bull-- more like the bullshits. 1403 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,443 You get it? 1404 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:52,448 Old school with that, old school with that. 1405 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,217 Ah, yeah! Yeah! 1406 01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:56,452 Let's go, bro! You got this! 1407 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,686 Fuckin' weirdo. 1408 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,655 You got this, bro! 1409 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,557 That's it. 1410 01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,059 I can finish it. 1411 01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:05,028 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1412 01:21:05,128 --> 01:21:07,130 You guys better win this. 1413 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:19,708 They're bringing in that closer. 1414 01:21:19,943 --> 01:21:21,244 Who? 1415 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:23,812 Tommy Dorehty, the double A closer... 1416 01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:26,382 the Phillies are grooming. 1417 01:21:26,482 --> 01:21:29,252 Is he good? 1418 01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:33,622 Yeah... yeah, he's good. 1419 01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:46,469 Hey. Look at me. 1420 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,171 Yeah. 1421 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,573 Everybody gets a moment... 1422 01:21:50,673 --> 01:21:56,045 in life, in love... in sports. 1423 01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:02,251 This is your moment. Don't be afraid of it. 1424 01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:07,323 Don't shy away from it. Embrace it. 1425 01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:13,062 It's time for you to start believing in yourself... 1426 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:16,799 because we all believe in you. 1427 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,335 It's your time. 1428 01:22:21,004 --> 01:22:22,505 Go get 'em. 1429 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:24,073 Okay. 1430 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,088 Time, Ump. Time. 1431 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,523 [DELLS] David? 1432 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:43,626 What's up? Hey. 1433 01:22:43,726 --> 01:22:45,161 Hey. Yeah. 1434 01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:48,264 Um, you need to strike out. 1435 01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:51,267 Pardon? 1436 01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:52,535 Yeah, you need to strike out. 1437 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,037 What? Why? 1438 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:55,571 Because you stink, David. Yeah. 1439 01:22:55,671 --> 01:22:57,140 And Maz is up next, so... 1440 01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,209 if you magically happen to accidently find a way... 1441 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,045 to make contact with any of these pitches... 1442 01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:03,246 and you hit into a double play... 1443 01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:04,880 then the game is over and we lose... 1444 01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:07,050 with the best fucking hitter I've ever seen... 1445 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:09,052 sitting in the on-deck circle. 1446 01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:11,054 I'm not gonna be okay with that. 1447 01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:12,888 Ty is really not gonna be okay with that. 1448 01:23:13,056 --> 01:23:14,123 Do you understand? Yeah. 1449 01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:15,958 Okay, so you need to turn around... 1450 01:23:16,059 --> 01:23:17,193 you get in that batter's box... 1451 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,362 and you strike out on three pitches... 1452 01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:21,264 without ever presenting a threat... 1453 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,565 you march your ass back to that dugout... 1454 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,600 so we actually have a chance to win this game. 1455 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,069 Do you understand? 1456 01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,904 I won't hit the ball, if they paid me! 1457 01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:30,206 That's what I like to hear! 1458 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:31,774 Now you get up there and you strike out... 1459 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,376 like you've never struck out before, you hear me? 1460 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:35,111 Yeah. Yeah! Go get 'em! Go get' em! 1461 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,213 David? Huh? 1462 01:23:37,313 --> 01:23:39,648 I'm proud of you. 1463 01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:41,417 I'm proud of me, too, Dells! 1464 01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:44,353 Proud of me, too! 1465 01:23:46,822 --> 01:23:49,125 What did you tell him? I told him to strike out. 1466 01:23:51,294 --> 01:23:53,629 You're a genius, bro. 1467 01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:58,334 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1468 01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:06,709 Strike one! 1469 01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:08,177 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1470 01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:14,483 Fuck! Hit the ball, we want to fucking win! 1471 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:17,553 [TREE] Stay focused! [ZAPATA] There you go, D! 1472 01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:22,991 Strike two. Strike two! 1473 01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:24,293 Sorry, that's-- sorry. 1474 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,630 One more! Let's go! One more! 1475 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:29,465 He's good. You're good! 1476 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:32,135 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1477 01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:34,137 Yeah, dude, just be a pussy. Come on! 1478 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:40,743 Ball... strike three? 1479 01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:41,977 Yes! 1480 01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,713 ( ALL YELLING ) 1481 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:47,350 Yeah! 1482 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,952 Can't touch the Backstreet Bat, dude! 1483 01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:54,690 ( ALL YELLING ) 1484 01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,325 I did good! I did good! 1485 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,728 You know, some people just need fucking medicine. 1486 01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:01,029 They do. 1487 01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:02,298 ( LOUD THUD ) Oh! Oh, shit. 1488 01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:03,766 Tree, you okay? You all right, you okay? 1489 01:25:03,866 --> 01:25:05,601 Yeah... yeah. 1490 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,437 Uh... time, again! 1491 01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:15,244 All right, well... 1492 01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:17,280 I don't know what the fuck that was all about... 1493 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,182 but it doesn't matter. 1494 01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:20,383 I don't want to bother you, look-- 1495 01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:22,485 Just focus on the task at hand, okay? 1496 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:25,188 Strike this next guy out and let's go home winners. 1497 01:25:25,221 --> 01:25:28,191 That's not gonna happen. What's not? 1498 01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:30,659 You're not going to strike him out. He doesn't strike out. 1499 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,295 Everybody strikes out, Schwartz. 1500 01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:34,029 Yeah, but he's got the lowest number of strikeouts... 1501 01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:35,698 in the league, with the most number of at bats. 1502 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,099 Maz doesn't strike out. 1503 01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,302 Okay, yeah, that was against a bunch of chumps. 1504 01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:41,304 He hasn't seen anyone like me yet. 1505 01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:42,738 I'll get the job done. 1506 01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:44,740 I think you're wrong. I think you should walk him. 1507 01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,110 Are you actively rooting for us to lose? 1508 01:25:48,211 --> 01:25:52,315 I just think we should take our chances against the next guy. 1509 01:25:52,415 --> 01:25:54,317 If the cops weren't still here, I would slap you... 1510 01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:56,319 across your little, bitch face. 1511 01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:59,855 Hey, look, I'm not walking anyone. Okay? 1512 01:25:59,955 --> 01:26:01,324 I'm striking this guy out. 1513 01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:04,927 So, please, Schwartzy, get the fuck off my mound. 1514 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:06,295 Okay. 1515 01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:11,434 Maz! 1516 01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:20,709 Go get 'em! 1517 01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:52,608 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES UP ) 1518 01:26:58,814 --> 01:27:00,449 Come on, Maz! 1519 01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,392 Foul ball. 1520 01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:11,960 That was the pitch to hit. 1521 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,505 Strike two! 1522 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:23,772 Bullshit! 1523 01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:25,641 Oh, come on! 1524 01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:27,443 Bad call, blue! 1525 01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:29,712 Good pitch. Live there now, live there. Let's go. 1526 01:27:32,481 --> 01:27:36,619 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1527 01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:38,020 Ball one. 1528 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,323 Yeah, you saw that one, you blind, fucking freak! 1529 01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:42,625 Be real careful. Be real careful! 1530 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,928 Patrick, if we lose because you get thrown out of this game... 1531 01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:48,030 I'm gonna disown you! 1532 01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:49,465 [MAN IN CROWD] Atta' boy, shut him up! 1533 01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:51,734 Shut him up, let's go! Let's go! 1534 01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:55,438 I can't even watch this. 1535 01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:59,207 Just-- just let me know when it's over, okay? 1536 01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:01,444 Come on, Mazzy! Come on! 1537 01:28:03,646 --> 01:28:04,847 Ball two. 1538 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,349 Good eye! Good eye, Maz! 1539 01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:08,951 I am honestly going to barf. 1540 01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:10,786 Come on, Maz, come on. 1541 01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:12,120 Come on. 1542 01:28:12,355 --> 01:28:13,456 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1543 01:28:16,425 --> 01:28:17,826 All you, D. 1544 01:28:22,565 --> 01:28:26,702 Stay in the moment. Just stay in the moment. 1545 01:28:44,887 --> 01:28:46,088 Foul ball. 1546 01:28:46,188 --> 01:28:48,824 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, that was close. 1547 01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:51,394 I might have just shit myself, I can't tell. 1548 01:28:54,129 --> 01:28:58,401 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1549 01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:29,532 ( MUSIC CHANGES ) 1550 01:30:03,466 --> 01:30:06,469 ( MUSIC CONTINUES ) 1551 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:37,600 ( MUSIC FADES UP ) 1552 01:30:53,516 --> 01:30:55,984 That's it. Run up on it! 1553 01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:07,596 ( MUSIC CONTINUES ) 1554 01:31:16,605 --> 01:31:18,707 Charge it, come on! 1555 01:32:33,015 --> 01:32:36,619 MAZ (V.O.) Stay back. Don't reach. 1556 01:32:36,652 --> 01:32:38,486 JIM (V.O.) If it's low, let it go. 1557 01:32:38,621 --> 01:32:39,722 Don't chase the high ones. 1558 01:32:39,822 --> 01:32:41,456 MAZ (V.O.) Keep that elbow in. 1559 01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:43,626 Swing through the pitch. 1560 01:32:43,692 --> 01:32:45,460 If it's inside, swing early. 1561 01:32:45,661 --> 01:32:46,895 Outside, wait on it. 1562 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:48,864 JIM (V.O.) Sit off-speed... 1563 01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:51,634 you're quick enough to catch up to the fastball. 1564 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,069 MAZ (V.O.) Don't chase. Swing at strikes. 1565 01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:55,738 JIM (V.O.) Look at the seams. 1566 01:32:55,838 --> 01:32:57,773 Look at his motion. 1567 01:32:57,873 --> 01:32:59,975 MAZ (V.O.) Look at his eyes. 1568 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:06,014 If it's outside, wait on it. 1569 01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:08,516 JIM (V.O.) Short and sweet to the ball. 1570 01:33:08,717 --> 01:33:11,687 Think out, react in. 1571 01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:14,256 MAZ (V.O.) Explode through the ball. Hips first. 1572 01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:16,659 JIM (V.O.) Follow it into the bat. 1573 01:33:16,725 --> 01:33:17,860 MAZ (V.O.) Look out for the cutter... 1574 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,561 the splitter, the slider. 1575 01:33:19,662 --> 01:33:21,096 JIM (V.O.) The change-up, curveball... 1576 01:33:21,196 --> 01:33:22,564 fastball, knuckle. 1577 01:33:22,665 --> 01:33:24,867 MAZ (V.O.) Side-arm, submarine. 1578 01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:28,671 JIM (V.O.) If it's outside, wait on it. 1579 01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:34,677 MAZ (V.O.) Wait on it. 1580 01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:45,187 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1581 01:33:47,690 --> 01:33:49,958 Get in the gap! Get in the gap! 1582 01:33:52,895 --> 01:33:56,198 ( TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1583 01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:03,706 Come on, come on, come on! 1584 01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:06,408 Let's go! Let's go! Come on! 1585 01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:11,046 Get your ass home! Go! 1586 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:30,933 Yeah, motherfucker! 1587 01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:38,741 Yeah! 1588 01:34:38,807 --> 01:34:42,177 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1589 01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:44,179 Yeah! Yeah! 1590 01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:51,086 ( CHEERING CONTINUES ) 1591 01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:54,957 Thank you. Thank you. 1592 01:35:00,495 --> 01:35:02,765 Are you kidding me? 1593 01:35:14,009 --> 01:35:16,111 I told David to strike out so you'd get up! 1594 01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:17,279 What? 1595 01:35:17,379 --> 01:35:19,782 I'm so sorry I threw the ball at you so hard! 1596 01:35:19,848 --> 01:35:21,616 It's okay! I dunno what I was thinking. 1597 01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:23,185 I could have really hurt you. 1598 01:35:23,285 --> 01:35:27,389 This makes the impending surgery on my arm so worth it! Ow! 1599 01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:30,658 I love you, Maz! That was for Garvey! 1600 01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:32,294 That was for Garvey. 1601 01:35:46,975 --> 01:35:51,213 ( BASEBALL CHATTER ) 1602 01:35:52,948 --> 01:35:54,416 [GIRL] Yes! 1603 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,118 The wall! Over the wall! 1604 01:35:56,218 --> 01:35:57,619 Yeah! 1605 01:35:57,820 --> 01:36:02,024 ( GIRL SCREAMING ) 1606 01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:20,843 [GIRL] I have chills everywhere, dude. 1607 01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:22,410 [WOMAN] Maz hit-- all three came in? 1608 01:36:22,510 --> 01:36:23,946 [GIRL] Yeah. 1609 01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:27,883 [MAN] Way to go! 1610 01:36:27,983 --> 01:36:31,219 [GIRL] That was fuckin' nuts! 1611 01:36:33,488 --> 01:36:37,025 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 111723

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