Original subtitles

I read you

Madam, the Sheik has arrived

I see

Madam, we're all set

OK

When I introduce the royal couple

remember not to touch her hand

Yes

How's it, madam?

- Just look around - Yes

How do you do?

Hello

His Highness Sheik All

This is Mr Chow

How do you do?

Harley

He won't even let others touch his wife's hand

Real male chauvinists the Middle East men are!

He may kill you if you touch his wife

Why is there no picture?

How's it? Okay now? Yip

It's OK

Buddy, risk your life for me once & for all

OK

- Back to position - Once OK, ready

Is the machine OK?

- Yes - Ok, shoot

I shout 'Camera'

you jump down from the window

Careful

Action

Keep me covered

What the hell are you doing?

Don't you dare touch my wife? Get out

You so of a bitch

Don't shoot

You've already read this Project

Make your decision right now

I'm liberal. Be free to express your views

William, what do you think?

There's a way, but the question is how to do it

Nonsense

It means no solution then

We have no funds for this Project

Don't worry

I'll make use of your Dept's money

What?

What can a fragile girl do?

Why have you got a swollen face from your wife?

Mr Tung, somehow I feel it's a disgrace to man

to have girls undertake the mission of a Commando

What about

the face of a girl?

You did that to Lady All

You'll damage her arch of chastity

She may get punished back home

Boss, we meant well

Don't blame us. Barbarian

The trouble is we've to earn money from Barbarians

This morning Councillor Teng told me

The Sheikdom had telexed to cancel all orders

The Trade Development Council took me to task

Anyway, I think the female squad

can do jobs beyond the ability of man,

and we must form it

Any comment?

No. Unanimously passed

Show Miss Wu in

Miss Wu, after serious consideration

we decided to create a women's squad

You've been appointed the Training Officer

Congratulations

Thank you, Sir

Peter, remember to write me from England

Keep this

Betty, I have self-respect

I'm grateful to you far having paid for

my travel expenses and tuition. I can't

Peter, you need it for a living

This is all I've got

But I'll remit to you regularly each month

Study hard, and that's all I want from you

Betty, after I get my diploma in England

I'll marry you and use a Rolls Royce to

collect you as my bride

What's this?

It's good for preventing wrinkles

Right, you've no more lines

I can hardly recognize you

I've never had any lines

What's this brand?

Prinera, P. R. I. N. E. R.A.

Aren't you May?

Remember the one punished

by that Training Officer?

Remember that old foreign maid?

Yes, you look familiar

You put chili essence into her lipstick

and even her mouth got swollen as a result

Only because she was cocky

Formerly we were nastier to Slender Leg in C Camp

We faked a letter from her boyfriend

wanting to part from her

She wept till her eyes got swollen

Good. Use this gimmick to cope with the new Training Officer

Amy, there's no better gimmick than this

Good

I'm May. How do you do?

Hello, I'm Karen

I'm Amy

I'm Ailene

I'm Amin

- How do you do? - How do you do?

My name's Amy. What's yours?

I'm Jean

What's your name?

I'm Irene

What's your name?

I'm the Training Officer

Just call me Madam Wu, or Madam

Salute when you address me

Time's up. Start out for the Camp

Yes, Madam

Bad, you've offended Madam

You know who's the most narrow-minded?

A woman

You know who's the most wicked?

A woman

It's better to offend a gentleman than?

A woman

Good luck

Do you know

who takes the most delight at compliments?

Madam

Madam, your skin's so smooth

Is it? I normally have no make up

You're a born beauty

Madam, you're such a young

Training Officer

Can you tell me your secret?

Don't always stick to rules

Be a bit flexible. Can you do that?

Yes

Can you get credit and avoid responsibility?

Yes

Flatter your superior all the time

Can you do that?

I'm expert at all this

Most important of all

you abandon all these ways of doing things

That's the secret of success

Thank you, Madam

Who's it inside?

The Female Commando

We must try to be as capable as they are

Are you satisfied with such a trifle?

Fantastic

Good-looking

So big

What did you say?

Don't misunderstand. I mean that cannon

Morning, Madam

Mr Kan, how do you do?

Are they chosen from

a thousand policewomen?

Yes

They're sprightly, cute and adorable

Yes

They're not as smart as you are

Our Tiger Squad is now your neighbor

Be free to come to me

whenever you need any help

We can drive now, Kan?

OK, thank you

It stinks, it stinks

Mr Kan, it stinks

Male policemen usually

handle operations

You know why?

- You tell me - Sex discrimination

No, a man's physically stronger than a woman

So normally,

a woman's for backup jobs

But under certain circumstances

She may take charge of security when a VIP appears

or go to rescue a hostage

A policewoman with strict training

may carry out these assignments better

That's the purpose of this Female Commando unit

My duty is to have it complete the A level

training course per England's SAS Commando

Understand?

Yes, Madam

The full training includes physical fitness

shooting, raid and rescue

It doesn't include sex appeal. Understand?

Yes, Madam

Now, wipe off the lipstick and rouge

Why are you putting such a big stone in?

That person behind me is hurting me badly too

Well, tit for tat

Attention

With the load in your hands, walk 10 legs

Start

My God

It's real hard

Walk up

Yes, Madam

We're arriving

Don't be in my way

- Don't hit me - Don't be in my way

Madam, don't you count that half leg?

No! go on

Let me rub it on you

No need, I'll do it myself

Madam's training program is killing us

I'm now like one

fallen from on high

I'm finished

Today's the first day. How can I go on?

Today's training is only kid stuff

It's just like a warm-up

Are you worn out so soon?

No, someone is still in shape

Follow her example You're too fragile to be a member

What are you doing?

Why are you still sitting there?

Madam wants to see you

Does she?

Yes

A letter from my boyfriend

Want to read it?

Let me

Darling, you know how I miss you?

I miss you more than anything in this world

How obsolete

If you were a pencil sharpener

I'd rather be a pencil in your heart

If you were a blackboard

I'd rather be your chalk

How obsolete

Isn't this okay?

If you were a pisspot

I'd rather be urine

How awkward

Madam, looking for me?

No. why are you not in bed?

Yes, Madam

Your darling's tears might even drown you

Your boyfriend's love letter is awkward

Wish to spend billion nights with Betty from Peter

What about Betty?

Return it to me

You really have no ethics

I picked it

I didn't know it was from her boyfriend

I hate your guts

Well, gloat now. Betty's now crying

You laughed the loudest just now

I'll go and take a bath

Left, right...

Snooker

I'll set you like hell

Three crew hours

Apply the chalk

I'll getting bored

Want girls?

Foreign fare?

Be civil

Speak up

Be earnest

Mind your speech. Listen

Mr Kan, we've been addressing your like that

Never mind. Just follow me

Yes, sir

Left, right...

One, two...

Madam

Morning, Madam

You bastards

You bastard

Don't follow me

Don't follow me

- Madam - Left, right...

One, two...

Stop

My feet!

Hurry up! I'm hungry!

The Tiger Squad's staring at us, isn't it?

Men are all the same, idiot

But they've never stared at me

Today's food is excellent

Okay, let me

Please give me some potatoes

Give me some curry

The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords

Come if you're interested

The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords

Come if you're interested

The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords

Come if you're interested

The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords

Come if you're interested

The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords

Come if you're interested

Come if you're interested

Don't you want to talk to me?

Your size says

you eat a lot

Take this from me

I was just considering whether to go or not

What do you say?

Okay

Outrageous! He's counting me out because I'm fat

Amy I too fat?

Amy, don't get excited

Just follow us

The skating Rink's open to everybody

Calm down. Eat

Are you going tomorrow?

To listen to their dirty jokes?

They may even use abusive language

Their wolfish looks

are nauseating

Are you going or not?

Of course, why not?

Are you going too, Betty?

I'll have peace in the Dormitory

What? Are you going to write again tomorrow night?

Don't you feel bored writing every night?

No, if I had someone

nice to write to

- Look over there - Quiet

Over there

Come on

To avoid conflict between the brothers

Shake hands with whoever you like. Understand?

Come on

Shake hands, shake hands

This is my hand

No. 4 skates

Ben was shaking hands with you

And Hung, too. He's handsome

That makes no difference if

he loves families and children

Have you finished?

Can't you be civil like a decent lady?

They shook hands with you

like businessmen

So from beginning to end...

no one would shake hands with me

Jean, am I ugly?

No, you have innate beauty

Jean, Man is not bad after all

Why didn't you shake hands with him?

She was only acting

She was afraid Man had another target

What do you mean?

A boy usually pays attention to the girl

next to the one he likes

This is a kind of strategy in wooing

Who was standing next to Jean?

Myself

Jean won't care of you

Man, you're damned

Well, I'll bet $1000 with you

I'll win the heart of Jean too

Man's half mine

That's a deal

Karen, can you skate?

No

I'll show you

Okay

Ailene, can you skate?

No

I'll show you

Okay

Look, it's just like a human flesh market

Can you skate?

No, not at all

Good

Hold this for me, please

Come on, let me show you

Can you skate?

No

I'll show you

Okay

So both you and I only have innate beauty

I'm going to the toilet

Okay, take care

Karen

There may not be tissue inside

Let's go out to buy some

Displeased again?

You're hopeless

I'm being straightforward

We can get along better

Go and skate

What's wrong?

What's it?

Get the bottle of medicine from my pocket

How do you feel?

Thanks for your help

Don't mention it

I'm Ronald. What's your name?

I'm Karen

Would it be alright for me to

buy my benefactor a cup of tea or coffee?

Can't I have a Coke?

Excuse me. I'll go in to get something

How's it?

Jean hid here & stared at you 9 times

and 21 times over here

She paced up and down gazing at you

She was disappointed 52 times

And she stood over there

That's where you were holding May

Oh, the soft drink in her hand has changed

She was still putting on airs just now

I must starve her to scare her

Since when have you fed her?

I'll never feed her till

I've hurt her pride completely

Go now

Why don't you go out?

You know what to do?

Let's boost Man when he appears to sing

Ladies & gentlemen,

I'll dedicate a song to a girl

Go out and see

No

"Don't ever, every pass through again"

"or you'll make me mad"

"You shock me like electric waves"

"You spit at me like volcanco"

"Please, please go away"

"I'm afraid I may go astray"

"If you stay to lure me"

"I'll never let you go"

"Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth"

"Wish I could touch your slim hand"

"Wish I could caress your slender waist"

"I couldn't care less, for you set me up"

"Don't ever, every pass through again"

"or you'll make me mad"

"You shock me like electric waves"

"You spit at me like volcanco"

"Please, please go away"

"I'm afraid I may go astray"

"If you stay to lure me"

"I'll never let you go"

"Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth"

"Wish I could touch your slim hand"

"Wish I could caress your slender waist"

"I couldn't care less, for you set me up"

"Your body feels like avoiding me"

"Your heart feels like getting close to me"

"Love me with all your passion"

"With a true and foolish heart, I won't let you go"

Good, good

You've made it

Karen, I have a poem here for you

Listen

Why do you hairy feet keep following you?

Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?

If you were Thunder God, I'd be a lightning rod

Your charges pour into me

and make me itch and tremble

Can you give me a kiss?

This kiss has no germs at all

Because I've taken Listerine

- Ten - All

Fifteen

What a kids game

An old woman can't understand

a young man's mentality

Play a singing game with me, if you dare

I could make a fool of you

Well, you'll get it

Keep away

Promise not to get excited

Okay

Amy, let's call it quits

Let her go

I slipped

I want to kill you

Amy

Take it easy

I want to kill you. Stop!

I want to kill you. Don't go!

Don't stop me

If I keep up, I'll tip you

Don't be in my way

I'll kill you, I'll kill you

I'll slap you like hell

Damn you!

My goodness

This time she's finished

After her

Okay

I was hit in the elbow

Follow me

The Female Commando calls for team work

To cultivate the spirit of co-operation

You'll be divided into 2 as of today

to complete in training

The losing team shall

be forfeited leave & stay for punishment

Understand?

Yes, Madam

Attention

Left and right turn

Go

Hurry up. Don't be in my way

Get going

Give me that rope

Too slow, you're too slow

Come on, those falling behind

Come on, come on!

Come on, pull at it

- Jump, jump - Oh, no!

What's wrong with you?

- You're damn clumsy - Attention

Bitch

Come back

Sorry, everybody

We must stand by each other

Then we're good sisters

Yes, to enjoy happiness together,

not misfortune

Damn, I've just cleaned it

Madam forbids walking

when your scrub the floor?

I admire Amy most

She gets what she wants even when punished

You mean I like "shoe-shining"?

You said it yourself, I didn't

Good, shine these two pairs

Enough, I've already had enough

What are you doing?

Quiet

I've never been shamed like this

You asked for it

I know I've done you an injustice

I don't know why

Madam admitted you

'Sorry' alone won't help

We're all of a family. Stop that

She cares about nothing but herself

Come in

What happened?

Madam, look

These are the awards I received

since Kindergarten to Matric

The medals may scare you

I won them all from Sports Meets

There are lots of them here

I won these shoes through a Marathon

And this fur is memorable too

I got it from the Quiz on the 10th Anniversary

of TVB's women's program

And these pants...

Enough, enough

Madam, you can see for yourself

I've been doing fine since childhood

And I'm outstanding

in the Commando

I got punished

because of idiot Ailene

and I feel innocent

What do you want then?

Either you remove her

or have me transferred

I don't want to get involved any more

Well, I'll consider your request

Tell the whole team to gather at 10 tonight

Thank you, Madam

Allene, come here

Yes, Madam

You know your fellow member got punished

because of your own poor performance

Yes

You know your stay

will hurt fellow member?

Yes, Madam

But I'll try to do better

May, come out

Yes, Madam

Repeat your request

in the presence of all

Do you feel uneasy to say it in public?

Come on!

I think I'm best of the team

I don't want to be affected by Ailene

Either you remove her or have me transferred

Good. Now let's vote

Those favoring Ailene's removal raise their hands

You may continue

to stay in the team

Work harder

Yes, Madam

Go back

Now you've to be transferred

Would you accept an outstanding member

to increase your strength?

Don't you accept an outstanding person like May?

No, Madam

Since you won't care to stay

and the other team won't accept you

you'll be honorably discharged

Go to a nightclub to try your luck

Or maybe other teams may accept you

Madam, don't expel me

Ours is a co-operative and disciplined Commando

Team work,

not individualism, is asked for

I don't want an outstanding Female Commando

I want a unified Female Commando

Understand?

Yes, Madam

Well, you can't win her heart

Jean looks beautiful today

That one beside her is pretty. Who's she?

That one you beat up like hell

You're late, don't put on airs

Well, I'll give them hell when I have a chance

Sorry we're late due to traffic hold-up

I hate people making excuses

Have you been here long?

One hour or so

Your lipstick's beautiful. Where did you buy it?

Amy had a misunderstanding with Nam last time

Hope they're alright now

I've never taken that seriously

There's nothing between us

Dance

Dance, dance

I'll dance with her

Go then

What about me?

It's not spiritual boxing!

Never mind, I'm not dancing with you

You're so well dressed. Who you want to lure?

A VIP

Really?

That's why I'm late

He must be tall and handsome then

How do you know?

Look in the mirror behind you

I've only seen an alien

Man

Why didn't you call me before?

I forgot your call number. Give it to me now

So you're promiscuous

Jean

Jean, what are you doing?

I'm going to the toilet

Women? Men?

Big Draft

What about you, Miss?

Give that young lady a fruit Punch

I won't give you a chance to get drunk

Would I get drunk? Drink anything I drink!

Never mind

Two cups of Tequilla, please

I'll drink to show my respect

Glad to oblige

Ten cups more, please

Yes, I'm now at a Disco

Calling a boyfriend?

That's none of your business

I was not talking to you

Jean, it's me

Another Jean

Don't be mad, they're only my common friends

What show shall we see tomorrow night?

Turn him down and go with me

That show was taken off last week

Our show should be on now

I don't like this show

Because the heroine is jilted?

Because that hero is cheap and ugly

Honey, I'll come to sleep tonight

Have you washed that yellow pyjamas for me?

Simon, pay my electricity bill,

it's in my drawer

Honey, I feel like proposing to you

Simon, let's try the wedding dress tomorrow

Miss, have you had enough?

Is that any of your business?

No, but let me put this first

What's so funny? Yours is out of order too

They both are nuts

Jean

It's a draw for this game

Are you taking it for a game?

What if I'm serious?

Okay?

Okay for you?

There's no defeat for the Female Commando

You're stubborn

Yes, even if I like you

I won't admit it to humble myself

I know you're a nut

What did you say?

I'm lucky, I've won

What are you doing?

Man, you've won her over at last

We've won $1,000 from those kids

You're drunk

He's driveling

I'm not drunk

I can prove if he's drunk or not

Say $3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise...

You're drunk

$3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise

Which is dearer?

His Shih died at 44

There are 19 Administrative Regions in HK

The Hsin Hai Revolutions 10 10

I'm not drunk

I beg $1,000 with Man and others

I'll win her heart

You're mean

Let's go

Man

Amy, Karen

Yes, Madam

I'll kill you

- OK - OK

Successfully accomplished the mission

What are you doing?

This operation has failed

Madam, how come there's 1 more person?

How crafty you are

Anything unexpected may

happen to any special operations,

so be prepared

Any sly tricks could be fatal

Raise your vigilance from now on

Yes, Madam

Be my partner and you'll have no worries

You've nothing to lose to be my partner either

Apply some honey

OK, thank you

With it, it will taste much better

Why don't your barbecue?

- No more - I'd like to have a walk

OK, I'll keep you company

Betty, have you got a close boyfriend?

Yes, but he's studying in UK. And you?

Yes

Why do my hairy feet keep following you?

Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?

If you were Thunder God in Heaven

I'd be a lightning rod on earth

You current pours into me

and makes my heart itch & tremble

What are you doing?

Please give me a kiss

I've just rinsed my mouth with Listerine

Kiss me right now

What? Homosexuality is illegal in HK

- Peter - Ronald

I'll kill you

Don't, don't...

Ronald, where are we going now?

You'll see in a minute

Anyway, it's good for you

Are you really going tonight?

You'll be mine sooner or later anyway

Why wait to fly me when I get there?

I thought you'd to raise money for your studies

Why waste money on entertainment?

I don't mind working hard over there

At worst I'll work as a waiter day & night

And I don't mind walking to school

Karen, it's worthwhile for your sake

Ronald, you really are nice to me

Don't say that. It counts for nothing

since you're paying for my education

I don't mind if only you're true to me

Karen,

after I get my diploma in UK

I'll use a Rolls Royce to marry you

I want you to have a big wedding with me

Ronald

Karen

Peter

Aren't your going to study abroad?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

See if you can get away

I haven't touched you yet!

Betty, let me go

Karen, help me

Don't!

Take it to hit them, sir

Fixed

Keep it as a souvenir

If you don't sleep, why need this?

What's your of fence?

We violated the camp rules by leaving the quarters

Is that all?

You're in a gang fight

You know the penalty?

March till dawn till Madam's sleepy

Check your passes carefully

Don't gang up to fight freely

We're not an underworld society

You're united in taking vengeance only

Why accuse each other

in your training?

It's sad to get bullied by men

Blame yourselves for your own folly

A sweet-tongued man

may not be good

You trusted him only

because he took you to Regent Coffee Shop

With such a children mentality

I'm sure you'll repeat the same mistake

Why are you all

wearing a stone face?

Mr Kan, what are you shooting at this hour?

I'm shooting the moonlight

Madam Wu's bottom? I see

Hush, the whole world may hear it

Frankly...

Since you like Madam Wu so much

Why not take her out openly?

Why are you acting so furtively?

You're still young, you won't understand

Mr Kan, we know everything about you

I've just got the medal

for 20-year police service

You know I'm entering the menopause?

You know the hair I permed for the last 2 years

is enough to weave a coat for you?

You know the time I spent on pissing

is enough for you to walk 5 legs?

Mr Kan, don't be too modest

I'm not. A man at 40 is idiotic

You won't understand how I feel

You know how calligraphy is written?

I see, I see

Miss, what do you want?

Ham and egg sandwich, please

You're back at last

Yes

Mr Kan, this foreign lady's

so close to Madam Wu

Your masculine charm should be more appealing

She won't turn you down

Are you sure?

There's nothing

truer than that

Well, I feel tongued-tied on seeing her

Talk about common themes first

before coming to the point

Put the foreign lady off

I thought you wouldn't return to help me

I always keep my promise

When are you going to teach my members?

Any time, but I'm afraid they can't stand the hardship

Is the motor bike outside yours?

Yes

- Please move the bike away - Okay

- I'll come back in a minute - OK

Hi, Madam Wu

I'd like to ask you a common question

What's it?

Have you any plans for marriage?

I won't think of it for the time being

A woman needs man's protection

A member of the Female Commando is an exception

Impossible, but few men are eligible

He should at least be a Tiger Squad member

It doesn't make nay sense

There's attraction between the 2 sexes

A man's more powerful than a woman

and he should protect her all the life

This is the law of nature

Our members will wrestle

with your squad tomorrow

Wrestling?

How?

We'll select persons for each other. Best 2 out of 3

Okay

Go out

Ten bottles of face cream

Are you provoking me to fight him?

Foul fight

Ten bottles, ten bottles

Get up

20 bottles, 20 bottles

You got this,

you asked for it

Come on!

Okay, okay

It's her

Begin

Let go, let me go

Stop

With me you won't suffer

They won't choose robust girls like us

Why don't you fight?

Hit her, hit her

What are you doing? Jean, hit him

Watch out, Man

Why are you pulling the punches?

Are you alright?

Both have fallen. The result?

Jean would've knelt down, but I didn't take the advantage

Well, let's take it for a draw

I win for each just now, it's a draw

It ends well for everybody

I don't object to taking this for a draw

but I can't agree to let it be a draw

What do you want?

Let's fight one game to decide

Don't take it so seriously!

Why did you pull the punches?

How could I hit the one I love?

I wouldn't hit the one I love either

Really?

Thank you

Let's go

Mr Kan, don't be sorry

There's no shame in losing to a girl

You think I couldn't beat Madam Wu?

I pulled the punches only

What's so funny?

Your flop in the 1st match is fatal for the whole match

Don't shirk the responsibility

I don't mind bearing the blame

What did you say?

I don't mind accepting the responsibility

And you, too, Man

To woo Jean, you pulled your punches...

Mr Kan, I didn't...

You're not to blame

But don't repeat it next time

Yes, Sir

You're OK

you beat Allene in a few blows

Thank you, Mr Kan

Nonsense

Is it a glory for a man

to wound a woman?

We pulled our punches

because we were sympathetic to the weaker sex

Don't you know they're also born of mothers?

Yes

So much the better

Do 3,000 push-ups for a minor punishment

Mr Kan, I was also born of a mother

This is to punish a mother's son

Attention

This is Madam Law

Captain of Interpol Action Squad

She'll be our guest coach

Today's my first meeting with you all

I know nothing

about your 3-month training

I want to hear about your skills

Amy, you first

Thank God

Thank God, there's something to show

And it can be regarded up to the standard

Not bad

Better than the average

What do you mean?

You all feel

you're OK

Now let me make an experiment

to see how your skills are

This Experiment is called "One shot for 4"

Let me make a demonstration

Amy, Ailene, Betty, Karen, come out

Madam, are you serious?

Lift your guns and come out

Look at me

One shot kills four...

It's now your turn

One shot kills four...

Such a simple experiment

shows you're dumb

Madam, our sills

are for real raids only

not for acrobats in the circus

Well, here's a real raid for you

to test your skills

Be on the Tien Lung freighter at noon tomorrow

and kidnap someone with a rose

His skill can beat

anyone in HK

You're lucky to return alive

Be alert. Madam said that person's terrific

She must have exaggerated it

Never mind

Two heads are worse than one

Think before you speak

Say that again

Two heads are better than one

Right

Get going

Shoelace

Ailene, how do you feel?

- Ailene's missing - Lend a hand

Let's scatter and find her

Ailene

Ailene! Ailene

Let's scatter and find her

Be alert

A trick again. This time I won't be taken in

Right I am

Help!

Joanne

Well, any trace?

Over there

You chicken, I'll make you minced meat

With your skills?

Madam?

Me

Madam, why make fun of us?

It's not for fun

If you can't even kidnap me

you're not good enough

And you're a disgrace to the Commando

I want you all to be punished

I'll kill you

Is this performance worthy of the Commando?

Today's training is jogging

You've already practiced that

- What's wrong? This kind of jogging? - Here?

I've read your file

I thought it was the record

for babies only

You're not eligible

to be a member

Just speak what you have in mind

Madam, the Female Commando is human

We can't do anything

beyond our power

You have not done your best

I've already done everything possible

No point in arguing now

I can prove you haven't done your best

I'm sure after this training

you'll make much faster progress

Amy, Jean, Ailene, follow me

Yes, Madam

Go to the opposite when I shout 'Go'

Yes, Madam

Gasoline?

Go

Help, help!

Help...

I don't want to get burnt. Help!

Help!

It's hot, it's hot

- You're scaring me to death - How do you feel?

You've never run so fast

all your life

Excellent

Karen, May, Amin, stand by

Begin

If he was a real thug, the hostage would've died

I hope this won't happen again

Yes, Madam

I hear there's going to be

an important meeting

No idea.

Mr Tung only wants me to attend it

He said it won't be held without me

Is this an important meeting?

Maybe

So you're here. Please come in

This is Interpol Superintendent,

Madam Law's superior

This is Mr Kan, and Madam Wu

Glad to meet you

- Nice to meet you - Please don't be formal

Thank you

Mr Heman got a tip-off from the Interpol

that a jewelry gang is arriving at HK

What for?

Couldn't be for sight-seeing!

They mean to attend the international Jewelry Exhibition

in Jinza Villa tomorrow night

The total value of the jewelry

15 sets exceed $40 million

The Star of Solomon

is valued at $30 million

Our mission

is to help protect the gems

A pity we can't get concrete data of them

and capture the thugs

at one fell swoop

Who are they? What's their number?

We still don't know how they're going to act

It's a thorny case

I think it suits the Tiger Squad

I've decided to put both "Tiger" and Female Commando

in charge of security

It may be a gem-studded affair

and it may turn into a battlefield

We may protect the jewelry,

but not those female members

Otherwise, the robbers may get away

I think each girl member

can take care of herself

I think those girl

can help us

If the Tiger Squad is to undertake the mission alone

their awe-inspiring presence

may arouse conspicuous attention

With some girls' presence,

they won't be so conspicuous

OK, for decoration alone, I don't mind

Well, it's fixed then

Listen to Madam Law's views on deployment

Dismissed

Any questions?

No

So they look feminine with their makeup

The Female Commando must obey

to complete the mission

What has this to do with makeup?

Our duty today is to act as your flower vases

So we've satisfied

your demands now

I'd rater not hinder your talks on deployment

OK

Madam Wu,

can't you understand my feeling now?

I can't understand what you mean

In fact, I objected to the girls

taking part in the operation

only because it could be a battlefield

I don't want you

to be in trouble

Everyone's concentrating on protecting the gems

Don't be so mushy

Madam, I'm standing by your side

also to protect something important

What is it?

Such a short skirt could be tempting

I bet $10 with you on the color inside

could you peep at that?

Would I ever do such a dirty thing?

I suspect an offensive weapon inside it

You must do that then

It hurts me

to have such a pupil

I couldn't help it

Mr Kan

Don't you know

your behaviour

has already ruined my years' reputation

once & for all?

I don't understand the thoughts of the youth

What's wrong with the color of her underpants?

Why was it necessary to look at it?

Mr Kan, I've checked it

Her underpants are red with white rims

Great. How do you know it?

You're dirty

- Mr Kan told me to do it - Shut up

Madam

Bastard

Madam, we borrowed the shoes from the Govt Ordnance

to check offensive weapons

I've checked everything. It's alright

Okay, let's proceed as planned

There's police. Shall we inform our men to quit?

So much the better

By finishing them off, we've nearly made it

Which people outside are police?

We, the Tiger squad, never yield

I didn't know you were one of the squad

Who else is the Tiger squad?

I won't tell you

- Are you going to tell... - No...

No...

- Are you going to tell... - No...

So he's your most respected Training Officer

What a tell-tale story

Inform Black Spider to take action

You know I never said

sweet words to girls

In fact,

many girls told me they like me

but I love no one but you

Are you serious?

Yes

Madam

I've long wanted to say this

but had no nerve to say it

now I must say it anyway

Sorry, it must be sweet then

Tell me later, as nature calls now

OK

Madam, in fact. I've been hiding this...

Madam, I've known you for several months

Mr Kan

Lean on my shoulder to avoid getting a hole

Take me to say 'hello'

to the Tiger squad

Mr Kan, I thought you wanted to talk to me

Can you say it now?

Why have you been

following me all the time?

Look in a mirror

to see how you look

Who else is the police outside?

I won't tell you

Search him

Why are you keeping my photo?

I worship you, Mr Kan

Nonsense! Keep it at heart

No need to keep it. It's mushy

You, too

My darling?

Isn't this that woman we saw?

Mr Kan,

don't be shy in love

Miss, follow me, a gun's on your waist

Careful, I've to wear a bikini

Get going

Madam, everything's normal

Miss, let's go

Get going

You two have been captured too?

We're all finished

No, there's still the Female Commando

Miss, you're more honest

How many of you girls outside?

Alright, I'll tell you

There are over 30 of us,

May, Ailene, Jean

That one with a hefty bosom is Amin, that voluptuous one is Jean

Man, 5'10". Presentable

Kwong, 170 lbs. , a little too fate

Your seduction is scaring

This time we can wipe them all out

Let's go

Follow me unless you want a hole in your abdomen

You're their Training Officer

How many of your men outside?

I'll kill him if you don't tell

I won't tell even if you kill them all

I'll kill them one after another till you talk

See if you're tougher than his head

Mr Kan, what if I kill her?

Don't shoot her, I'll tell you

Mr Kan, you put sex before friendship

Aren't our lives

more important the Madam's?

Your attention, please

Speak up

Come on, time's running out

Kill them all if we don't return in 10 minutes

Get up

Madam Law,

why have nearly all our men disappeared?

Never mind. The performance has begun

Those jewelry robbers may act any time

Stick to your post and avoid wanton moves

Are you ready?

Inform the others to be alert

Madam told you to be alert

Take it easy

Now it's going to be our Star of Solomon

It really lives up to its name

Don't try anything foolish. You may kill innocents

Keep calm

Stand up, hands on your heads

If you co-operate, I won't hurt you

Put them all aside

Kill anyone that resists

Over there, all of you

Cry

Don't cry

Shut up

Cry?

Turn around

Come up quick

Get out

Stop crying. Stand up

Don't cry

Disperse the crowd

Yes, Madam

Hurry up

Where's the Jewlry? Speak up

Don't move

Fling that gun, or I'll finish her off

Could there be trouble?

Kill them all when time's up,

as ordered by big brother

All locked up, we can't see anything

Let's break in

No, it's too dangerous

Let's use fixed dynamite

We don't know the exact location

I have an idea

Ready for rescue, please provide environment

How's it?

No reaction

Chicken, cry your heart out

Why be sad over death when life's unhappy?

There's reaction

I cried because I've let my men down

Had I not kept

Madam's photo

I wouldn't have ruined you

I'm doing an injustice to my brothers

Mr Kan, we don't blame you

It shows

you're sentimental

I'd better die

It's our honor to go through everything

with a sentimental superior

Yes

You think I'm sentimental?

I'm heartless, I'm damned

I'm disloyal because I used her photo for a dart

I'm unfilial because

I didn't attend my dad's funeral

I often rigged when playing mahjong with you

I slaughtered my puppy

I kept for years for food

I've 2 friends by my side, 3 feet...

I'm dirty, I shoot porno movies

I'm mean, I'm a back-biter

I'm vulgar, I'm gay

- He's a nut - I'm cheap

I can't hold on

No more

Mr Kan, you haven't said it all

Your turn

I'm wretched too

Again

I pick my nose in public, I'm a peeping Tom

I rig when playing snooker

I dress without buttoning, I wear shoes without socks

I gas in public

I have piles, I have ulcer

Enough. I'll inform them to divert their attention

Take it to the people outside

Go on, don't stop

I'm selfish, I sow discord

I'm clever, I'm open and aboveboard

I'm a good mixer, I'm romantic

I'm hardworking

Shut up

I haven't avenged my dad I'm an anti-Ching revolutionary

I set the Thames on fire

Kung Hey Fat Choy

Are you alright?

Yes, yes

Madam, are you alright?

Are you alright?

Mr Kan, are you alright?

No. don't move, don't touch me

Mr Kan

Don't move me. I can't hold on