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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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You're not right, El,
and we both know why.
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You said you don't remember
what happened
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when you were possessed, but Julia does.
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And I don't.
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I don't know why you're
accusing me of lying.
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Eliot, let me out.
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We're looking for Stoppard.
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Mom? Mom, what's wrong?
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Moms die every day. Circle of life.
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We know you're trying to
look out for your mom.
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You're saying you'll leave?
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Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere.
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The Harmonic Convergence.
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AKA the end of the world.
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The convergence will only occur
during this perfect alignment.
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If we move the moon out of position...
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No Convergence,
no Circumstance, no apocalypse.
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If you have moon brain,
then you will see Her aura.
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If it is green, She is listening.
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Only then may you ask Her to move.
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You will need a piece of Her.
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Like a moon rock?
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In here, boss.
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Ladies.
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- You're moving the moon?
- Yeah.
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Uh, guys?
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I think we broke the moon.
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NASA estimates just hours
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before the first pieces
reach our atmosphere.
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In a tweet, the president
stressed the need for calm,
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saying, "We will fix
the moon decisively.
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The American people have
absolutely nothing to fear."
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I know we are dealing with
the lunapocalypse problem,
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but I have to insist that
we all take a minute
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for a little self-care/pizza, okay?
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Okay.
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Cautioning everyone
that though the world
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appears to be coming to an end,
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everyone's behavior
will still be counted
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when the time comes for judgment.
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Feeling the wrong kind
of boned right now.
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At least the Harmonic Convergence
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isn't happening anymore.
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I just have this bad feeling.
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Hey.
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We'll figure out how to stop this.
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I mean, on the off-chance
the president doesn't.
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Let's review.
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Emergency code words if
this all goes shit-shaped?
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Um...
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- Really?
- Kidding. Okay.
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As follows.
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"Credenza," no questions asked.
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"Inglenook," tie those fools up,
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toss 'em through the Fillory portal.
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"Chifforobe," flee to Canada.
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"Armoire," shield up, stat.
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"Kimono"...
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All hell has broken loose.
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Time and hope are quickly running out.
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Everything I'm seeing says
the first chunk's gonna hit
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around 10:00 p.m.
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We have 12 hours.
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Uh, look.
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What if we created a massive
portal in the atmosphere?
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No, we need a specialist,
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and the meta-math is just... it's too...
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this is really bad, Julia.
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Nuh-uh.
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Don't you dare give up.
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This math is so damn frustrating.
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Yeah, but you'll get it.
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Jesus.
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- What happened to your shoe?
- Have you been out there?
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It is the literal end
of the actual world.
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No, it's not. We're gonna stop it.
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Yeah, tell that to the rioters
and the prayer circles
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and people fucking in the streets.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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I'm just numb.
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Try the truffled prosciutto,
it's incredible.
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I did have one idea
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after my very bad idea
to take the subway.
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Okay, do you know Richard's
Reverse Entropy spell?
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We already talked about it.
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Unfortunately, it's just way too small.
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True, but I reworked it.
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And check my math.
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This is fantastic, but...
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I don't think we have enough
cooperative power.
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Chances are high for a surge
in the next 12 hours.
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- We could use it.
- And we have enough hedges
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around the world on standby
to do it with us, so...
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That might not be enough.
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We make it enough.
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Today we are saving the world,
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and this time it's gonna stick.
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Damn right, we are.
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Okay.
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But just in case...
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Anything I need to say to you?
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Jules, we're good.
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Scientists around the world
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have been sending out their predictions
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for what we should expect
in the coming hours.
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Though the tides remain
mysteriously intact,
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expect volcanic activity,
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tectonic shifts,
disrupted weather patterns,
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and strange behavior from animal life.
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And to Sharon Cappanelli
from ninth grade:
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I lied.
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It was my tampon, and
that was your girlfriend.
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I'm not sorry.
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Thanks for spreading the word, Pete.
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Stand by.
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Everyone's set.
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We're just waiting for the surge.
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You guys feel that?
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It's the surge.
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It's cresting. We should...
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Go. Pete, now!
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Did it work?
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It didn't work.
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We failed.
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Feeling the wrong kind of boned...
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right now.
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At least the Harmonic Convergence
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isn't happening anymore.
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Although the world's greatest minds
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are locked in a desperate
race to save humanity
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from this sudden lunar cataclysm,
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time and hope are quickly running out.
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Everything I'm seeing
says the first chunk's
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gonna hit around 10:00 p.m.
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We have 12 hours.
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Uh, look, what if we created a
massive portal in the atmosphere?
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We need a specialist, and the
meta-math is just... it's too...
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- this is really bad, Julia.
- Am I crazy, or...
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This already happened, right?
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This math is so damn frustrating.
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This did.
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This did already happen.
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Ow!
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Not a dream.
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Hey, am I on something,
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or did we try this plan yesterday?
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We're...
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At Westbrook's estate?
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Jesus.
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What happened to your shoe?
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Have you been out there?
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It's the literal end
of the actual world.
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No, it's not. We're stopping it.
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Tell that to the rioters,
prayer circles,
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and people fucking in the streets.
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We're in a time loop.
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Excuse us while we briefly sidebar.
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Why exactly is this happening?
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"Why is anything?" he asked,
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still freaked, 'cause the
last thing he remembers
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is all of Earth ending.
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- It felt so inevitable.
- I know.
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But why us, now? Time loop?
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Of course we're the chosen ones.
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We're us.
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Okay, everybody.
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What is going on with you two?
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Quick recap, Kady's plan won't work.
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We tried it, and the moon
still crashed into the Earth.
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Uh, okay. What do you mean, "tried it"?
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We suspect we're in a time loop.
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How?
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Obviously...
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the moon's a wily cunt
who doesn't wanna die.
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Okay.
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All right, so no reverse entropy.
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What do you guys suggest?
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We cast Vinnola's Oxygen
Saver on Penny 23,
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then he travels to the moon.
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It's easier to do a portal there.
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Look, GPS is kinda broken.
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- I might end up in a wall.
- It's the apocalypse.
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Gonna need you to try.
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Fuck all of you. Fine.
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You got this, man.
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Oh... oh, no! No! No!
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Okay, forget the moon.
Let's move the Earth.
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Kady, get your hedge
bitches on the horn.
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- We got cooperating to do.
- I'm on it.
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Okay. I found a spell that can hold
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the pieces in suspension, we just...
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right, good to assume we can
all do sphincter magic?
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Could we make this very big?
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Mother-shit!
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You... you okay?
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No, Julia. I'm not okay.
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Bless you.
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Whoa.
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Allow me to explain.
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So here we are, eight loops in.
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Ten.
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If these loops sent us back
even a little earlier,
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we could stop Marina from bad-touching
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this whole situation, but we can't.
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Okay, so we need time magic.
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I know a horomancer who builds machines.
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- Maybe he has something.
- Fantastic, vámanos.
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One problem... I kind of let his
mom die last time I saw him.
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Oh.
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Oh, come on.
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Like you guys are all saints?
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You're in a time loop?
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- Well, why you two?
- 'Cause we're the best-looking.
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Here. This is Penny's address.
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Margo, what are you doing?
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Favorite coffee shop,
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hipster club where we suspect
he DJ's on the weekend,
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and it's your lucky day...
his Travelling's borked,
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so he's a sitting duck in a scarf.
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Margo, we can't just kill Penny.
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We don't; he dies anyway,
along with everyone.
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This is basic trolley problem shit.
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Ovary up.
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- Okay.
- If I wanted revenge on Penny,
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I would've gotten that a long time ago.
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You've got particles all over you.
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Were you spritzed with something?
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Spritzed, like with what?
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Something that nebulized
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a cloud of temporal
permanence around you?
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Mm.
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"Permanence."
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For men and women.
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Yeah, I may have accidentally stolen
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a weird perfume bottle from
a time witch in Fillory.
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Okay, whatever you really did,
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it's created a field around you both
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that would explain why you're...
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in a time loop.
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Ah. And here we thought we were special.
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- What are you doing?
- Helping.
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You said it's the end
of the world, right?
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- That is right.
- I think I can hop you guys back
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a full 48 hours so you can prevent this.
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Oh, really? Just like that?
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Well, it's really goddamn complicated,
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but I'm a genius.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Here we go.
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Are we time traveling right now?
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The hell?
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What's wrong?
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Nothing's working... at all.
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- Are you saying your shit's broken?
- I hope so.
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The alternative is...
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all time magic's in
some kind of lockdown.
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What could even do that?
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Something powerful...
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and ancient.
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You mean like the moon?
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Maybe if I just fix this and
bypass the oscillation...
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Hey, no rush, but in 30 seconds,
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we're all gonna die.
266
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,381
This'll get you there.
267
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,099
Not in one piece, but...
268
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,299
Wait, what?
269
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,261
Shit.
270
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,012
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, well.
271
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,599
I cannot believe we didn't consider
272
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,799
going to Jane Chatwin first.
273
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,999
Well, she is a person that
may be upset with us.
274
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,526
Yes.
275
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,190
- No.
- Huh.
276
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,781
Time magic's locked down,
277
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,574
and the portal to Fillory's blocked.
278
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,509
This smacks of a
not-so-random coincidence.
279
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,989
Okay.
280
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:31,709
We can still get there.
Penny can't do shit.
281
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,489
What about that other
Traveller dickbucket,
282
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,219
- Gavin what's-his-name?
- Everything I'm seeing
283
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,546
says the first chunk's gonna
hit around 10:00 p.m....
284
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,300
We know! 12 hours.
285
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,885
We're seeing this wrong.
We're missing something.
286
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,469
Uh, maybe we need to take a step back.
287
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,499
Start thinking outside the box.
288
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,199
- What do you suggest?
- Remember Professor Soto?
289
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,659
- Oh, the one with the pants?
- Yeah.
290
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,119
He had that ridiculous test
291
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,230
everyone thought was impossible.
292
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,607
That we solved because we rule.
293
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,565
- Solved how?
- You want me to remember
294
00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:59,379
a solution I came up with at a rager
295
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,489
doing upside-down shots in a fur bikini?
296
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,279
You say rager,
297
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,749
I say problem-solving session.
298
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:06,869
That's how we do:
299
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,019
we put our minds on something different
300
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,499
and we catch the solution out
of the corner of our eye.
301
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,519
So is this actually a plan
302
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,918
or do you just wanna blow off steam?
303
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,359
Two birds, Bambi.
304
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,715
Besides, we're stuck in a game
that keeps hitting reset.
305
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:22,059
Infinite time, zero consequences.
306
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,929
Just you and me saving the world
307
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,269
through unbridled hedonism.
308
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:28,682
Mm, fun. Let's do it.
309
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,279
Eliot.
310
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,939
- Hey.
- Uh, hey.
311
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,777
Did someone just knock on the door?
312
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:40,236
No. We going?
313
00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:43,640
Yeah.
314
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,789
Okay, miscreants.
315
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:51,379
It's Armageddon. So die as you lived...
316
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,819
- Boring.
- Or join us
317
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:54,119
in an end-of-the-world soiree
318
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,418
and die legends. Your choice.
319
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,670
You heard the man.
320
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,039
Come on!
321
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,427
It's a tie!
322
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,054
Anything?
323
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,681
Not yet!
324
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,684
Oh!
325
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,310
♪ Gimme your control ♪
326
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,156
♪ Gimme your control ♪
327
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,799
Mmm.
328
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,819
Eliot!
329
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,079
El, El.
330
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,319
You look like you saw a ghost.
331
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,335
Hey, ask it how we stop the moon.
332
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,962
- Actually, I think I might...
- Wait!
333
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,506
Oh, my God, I think I got something.
334
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,349
An idea.
335
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,384
Hit me.
336
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,054
Cock and balls, I forgot.
337
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,904
This isn't working.
338
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,031
No offense, Rajit.
339
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,491
It's Todd.
340
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,779
No.
341
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,119
Come back when you're Rajit.
342
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,788
Okay.
343
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,956
You know, I've been thinking...
344
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,958
clearly we need something
a little bit stronger.
345
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,460
No, we need an idea.
346
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,711
You know what?
347
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,259
I'm gonna go hydrate
and, I don't know...
348
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:26,005
stare at moon chunks
hurtling straight for Earth.
349
00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:27,679
Can't be worse than discovering
350
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,304
I just jacked Todd off for
three time loops in a row.
351
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,727
Eliot.
352
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,739
_
353
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,480
No...
354
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,809
It's never happening.
355
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,599
Leave me alone.
356
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:50,782
♪ I never, never, never, get so close ♪
357
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,169
♪ It's under control ♪
358
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,399
♪ I'm reachin' the end of a hallway ♪
359
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,399
♪ I never, never, never ♪
360
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,259
♪ Been so out my body ♪
361
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,889
I can walk away from
you all fucking day!
362
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,312
Pardon me, Brenda. I'm gonna get this.
363
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,679
I got a lead.
364
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,699
I've been talking to this
weird oceanographer guy
365
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,499
who no joke has a dolphin harem,
366
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,679
but he also knows some
real shit about...
367
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,416
Hey, what's up with you?
368
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,668
What's up
369
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,769
is...
370
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,669
my brain is a snake eating its tail,
371
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,479
and the tail is another
snake eating its tail.
372
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,470
Jesus. Okay, you stay here.
373
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,015
I'll report back with some research.
374
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,525
_
375
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,539
I figured it out, El.
376
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,569
From talking to that dolphin fucker.
377
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,492
Everything he said checked out.
378
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:19,439
We need to go to Fisher Beach.
It's kind of out of the way.
379
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,090
Lifeguard station 17.
380
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,209
Everything I'm seeing
says the first chunk's
381
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,461
- gonna hit around 10:00 p.m...
- Eliot.
382
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,009
- We have 12 hours.
- Hey.
383
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,439
I got the answer.
You can take a breather.
384
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,339
Not right now, Margo.
385
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,460
Okay, "Leaving Las Vegas."
386
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,919
I was happy to give you space
387
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,299
to tell your Monster
secrets in your own time,
388
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,969
but we're stuck in the
Jean-Paul Sartre bullshit
389
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,419
and you're getting worse fast.
390
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,480
I told you, this isn't
important right now, okay?
391
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,567
Whatever it is, you remember
it's not your fault, okay?
392
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,669
This math is so damn frustrating.
393
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,869
Can we just stop the moon first, please?
394
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,919
Not if your liver falls
out of your twat first.
395
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,159
Let's talk about it.
396
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,239
- No.
- Seems like we have to.
397
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,649
It's me.
398
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,249
- Don't be a coward.
- Stop.
399
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:08,779
It's still in me, okay?
400
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,329
I am seeing what I am seeing.
401
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,180
Some pieces of him must've held on.
402
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,029
The Monster is gone.
403
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,939
I exorcised it and Q
threw it into the Seam.
404
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,079
The only thing here is you medicating
405
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,079
instead of facing your
memories and your feelings
406
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,692
and I empathize, I do.
407
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,749
But I think you're forgetting
you can tell me anything.
408
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,658
I just told you, and
you didn't believe me.
409
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,589
I love you.
410
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:40,743
Even when you're nuts.
411
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,519
But our window's 12
hours to stop the moon
412
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,089
or it's game over again,
413
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,979
and I need it to be fixed
before I go as nuts as you,
414
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,461
so just sit this round out...
415
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,921
- No.
- And I'll go alone.
416
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,299
No, no, no. Please, please.
417
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,699
I can...
418
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,174
- You can't.
- Keep it together, I can keep it together.
419
00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:58,139
- See you yesterday.
- I can keep it together.
420
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:59,597
Please. No, Margo.
421
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,709
I'm feeling the wrong
kind of boned right now.
422
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,369
Okay.
423
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,239
I'm sorry.
424
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,139
What you said yesterday...
425
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,909
Yesterday at Westbrook's house?
426
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,230
Yesterday before you
went to Fisher Beach.
427
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,350
I didn't go to Fisher Beach.
428
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,989
- You don't...
- At around 10 p.m.
429
00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:58,530
- We have 12 hours.
- You don't remember.
430
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,239
Remember that tit-chafe Marina
431
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,439
showed up and broke the moon?
432
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,411
How could I forget?
433
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,809
Did Josh just sneeze on the pizza?
434
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,629
So let's release that ache,
435
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,049
that desire for control.
436
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,359
Understand the moment we're in.
437
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,219
Accept our state of being.
Take a breath.
438
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:30,199
Send a prayer up to the god
of your understanding.
439
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,699
Send a prayer and accept.
440
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,819
Amen.
441
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,049
- Amen.
- Thank you.
442
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:40,119
You've momentarily lessened
my existential dread.
443
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,162
This may be the end.
444
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,959
No, I'm not reading this.
445
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,299
Okay, asshole.
446
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,969
Bring it.
447
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:56,250
I just wanna say...
448
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,969
This world is flawed.
449
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:05,409
We each have good in us... and bad.
450
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:08,439
Every day we fight to let the good win.
451
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,079
This... this is the last day.
452
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,979
Think about those who you love.
453
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,449
Turn off the TV and be with them.
454
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,276
Thank you and good...
455
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,154
I'm sorry.
456
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,129
Were you listening to that?
457
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:25,599
It was so depressing.
458
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,319
Not really.
459
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,739
Hey, you okay?
460
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,205
Not really.
461
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,299
Me neither.
462
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,709
Cookie?
463
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,309
Yeah.
464
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,609
I have to admit...
465
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,592
I don't think their spell will work.
466
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,512
It won't.
467
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,056
Can't believe I'm about to die.
468
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,359
You are, but...
469
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,647
then you'll just start all over again.
470
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,439
We're in a time loop.
471
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,629
Shut up.
472
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:01,863
Seriously?
473
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,499
That's a relief.
474
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,779
Like, uh, "Groundhog Day"?
475
00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:09,039
Or "Russian Doll"?
476
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,839
Or "Happy Death Day" or
"Happy Death Day 2U"?
477
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,203
Or "Source Code"? Oh, that "X-Files".
478
00:22:14,204 --> 00:22:15,419
The "Star Trek".
479
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,399
"Edge of Tomorrow" but really
"All You Need Is Kill"
480
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,339
and it's, like, why change
the title like that, right?
481
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,859
Wow.
482
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:24,509
You really love time
loop stories, don't you?
483
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,059
And you're awake in the loop.
484
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,513
You're the hero. I am totally jealous.
485
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:34,145
Hey, you wanna get out of here?
486
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,105
I've got this place on my bucket list
487
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,729
and well, uh... it's gotta be now.
488
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:43,160
And to Sharon Cappanelli
from ninth grade: I lied.
489
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:44,759
- Man.
- It was my tampon,
490
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,940
- and that was your girlfriend.
- Time loops.
491
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,783
Gnarly.
492
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,078
Extremely gnarly.
493
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,412
So you're talking to me about it.
494
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,199
Yeah.
495
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,899
As opposed to Alice, Julia, or Kady.
496
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,759
Or, to state the obvious,
497
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,339
Margo.
498
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:05,425
I kind of blew it beyond
repair with Margo.
499
00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,139
How is anything beyond repair
500
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,263
when you're stuck in a time loop?
501
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,399
Well,
502
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,109
she was awake with me
for a while and then
503
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:18,396
she got kicked out somehow,
and now I am utterly alone.
504
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,039
Well, if I'm learning anything
505
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,379
from these squishy pierogi tacos
506
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,439
is that not everything belongs together.
507
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,118
- How can we help?
- Help save the world?
508
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,589
Honestly, I don't know.
509
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,249
It might not be possible.
510
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:41,129
This might be it.
511
00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:45,769
Me, alone, in this particular 12 hours.
512
00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:48,769
- Eternally.
- Okay.
513
00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:51,579
Sounds like a lot for you.
514
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:56,184
So, uh, anything I can do to help you?
515
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,079
I wish.
516
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,759
Because the longer this goes
on, the more certain I am
517
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,480
that the Monster is inside
of me and trying to get out.
518
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,194
Good metaphor.
519
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,445
I'm being literal.
520
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,459
Oh.
521
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:10,532
Shit.
522
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,599
It's worse every loop.
523
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,169
I hear its voice,
524
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:18,579
I see blood on the walls,
525
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,399
I... I see this door.
526
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,586
It wants out.
527
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,503
Have you tried letting it out?
528
00:24:25,504 --> 00:24:27,549
Why in God's name would I do that?
529
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,199
I... I... I'm just spitballing.
530
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,880
A lot of the time in these movies
531
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,879
the solution of the problem
532
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,409
is facing the thing
you're most afraid of.
533
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:40,239
What if I die?
534
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,231
What if you do?
535
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:50,900
Why?!
536
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,452
Anyway.
537
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,745
You're not upset you're about to die?
538
00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:02,859
I don't love it.
539
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,212
But you'll figure out a way to fix this.
540
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,599
The world's greatest minds
541
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,799
are locked in a desperate
race to save humanity.
542
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,819
Everything I'm seeing says
the first chunk's gotta hit
543
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,933
around 10 p.m.
544
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,437
We have 12 hours.
545
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,315
What if we create a massive
portal in the atmosphere?
546
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,649
We'd need a specialist.
547
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,586
Charlton?
548
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,620
Well, fuck!
549
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,059
How the hell are you here?
550
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,979
I was trapped wandering
your Remembrances
551
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:44,890
when mercifully you decided
not to sleep for five days
552
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,499
and broke your brain.
553
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,929
That gave me an opening to contact you.
554
00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:50,829
That voice?
555
00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:52,199
That was you?
556
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,939
Yes, of course.
557
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,019
When all the scary
creatures were pulled out,
558
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,070
I held on tight as I could
in your Happy Place,
559
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,860
and, well... here we are.
560
00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:04,419
This place was so vivid in your mind,
561
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:07,249
but there is nothing like
the real thing, is there?
562
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,119
The sights, the sounds, the...
563
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,380
smells!
564
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:16,092
Oh, I forgot about smells, Eliot.
565
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,929
They're overwhelmingly unpleasant.
566
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:20,499
Those messages? That was you, too?
567
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,724
"I'm still here"?
568
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:24,349
"Let me out"?
569
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:25,399
Yes.
570
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,079
I wanted you to know
that I was still here
571
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,469
and I wanted to be let out.
572
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:31,169
In red paint?
573
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:33,443
Right, like strawberries
and Santa Claus.
574
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,111
And blood, Charlton.
575
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,738
Well, perhaps it was a touch ominous.
576
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:38,323
As was the creepy whisper.
577
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,367
- I was trying to be polite.
- Well...
578
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:46,319
It is nice to have a
non-imaginary imaginary friend
579
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,581
for the end of the world, I guess.
580
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,666
Half-imaginary.
581
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,836
I was passenger in your unconscious.
582
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:56,169
Now, I'm still in your head.
583
00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:58,239
But the conscious part?
584
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,309
I can't tell you how much
of an improvement this is.
585
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,060
Your Happy Place is nice
586
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:06,159
and I was able to see
everything you were doing here,
587
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,979
but...
588
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,979
well, there's no substitute
for being heard.
589
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,099
Especially since I often
disagree with your choices,
590
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,480
and I'd like to share my opinions.
591
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,499
Oh, that's peachy.
592
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,040
Well, let's start now.
593
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,867
Opinion on what to do next?
594
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,744
Oh, well, I'd think that's obvious.
595
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,829
Is it?
596
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,079
In case you didn't notice,
597
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,759
Margo was sort of driving
the bus on this whole thing
598
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,160
before I screwed up and lost her.
599
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,003
You didn't lose her, Eliot.
600
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,379
She's out of the loops, Charlton.
601
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,759
No, I simply mean I don't
think that's about you.
602
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,550
I think she got too close to the answer.
603
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,199
Perhaps that's why
604
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,309
she was thrown from your
shared loop experience.
605
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:51,604
That does have the ring of logic to it.
606
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,690
Margo mentioned a beach, did she not?
607
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:56,029
Fisher Beach.
608
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,359
Okay.
609
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,823
Let's go.
610
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,569
Why is there no one here?
611
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:08,746
I think it's a cancel-your-beach-trip
kind of day today.
612
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,619
Psst... keep your eyes peeled
613
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:13,410
for anyone or anything who
might not want us here.
614
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:20,339
Is that phone wire?
615
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:27,640
Are phones generally used underwater?
616
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,939
I think we got a lead.
617
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,879
Lifeguard station 17.
618
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,039
That's the same track Margo was on.
619
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,199
This didn't go well for her,
620
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,279
so perhaps we should discuss
before going in there, okay?
621
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,190
Ovary up, Charlton.
622
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:56,319
Uh...
623
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,628
I guess...
624
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,507
off and whales?
625
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,178
What is the purpose of this distraction?
626
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,637
With whom are we speaking?
627
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,681
We are the whales.
628
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:12,769
Like... all of them?
629
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,479
Of course.
630
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,023
Why do you speak through a TV?
631
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,389
Why do you?
632
00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:19,901
What is the nature of your query?
633
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:22,659
Okay, I don't really know
how to explain this.
634
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,359
Um...
635
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,097
okay, so you probably don't know this,
636
00:30:26,098 --> 00:30:28,242
but we... we are in a time loop.
637
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,620
We are aware of the disturbance.
638
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,509
Oh, huh.
639
00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:35,599
Whales grok time loops.
640
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,759
So do you happen to remember
641
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,919
if a woman named Margo came to see you?
642
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,169
Uh, brilliant, about yea high,
maybe a little brusque.
643
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,040
A contemptuous creature.
644
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,762
We were compelled to wash
away her temporal immunity.
645
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:51,259
You took her Permanence off.
646
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:52,639
Why?
647
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,645
Her manner was appalling.
648
00:30:55,530 --> 00:30:57,959
That...
649
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,369
does sound like Margo, okay.
650
00:31:00,370 --> 00:31:03,320
I apologize for her bedside
manner, and I just...
651
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:07,339
I humbly and I respectfully
ask, do you...
652
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:10,576
do you have any insight into
this loop that we're in?
653
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,578
Our magic caused it.
654
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,748
You're... magicians?
655
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:20,670
Pay attention! We will explain once.
656
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,359
Our ancestors made a
pact with the Old Gods
657
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,760
and so we spend our lives
658
00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:27,239
tracing sigils into the ocean floor.
659
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,680
This task is crucial.
660
00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:33,049
Why?
661
00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:37,299
To ensure the Kraken stays dormant.
662
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:40,299
Like the... the Kraken-kraken?
663
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,020
What's a Kraken-kraken?
664
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,759
Should the Kraken ever awaken
665
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,730
it would soon consume the world.
666
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,519
Okay, got it.
667
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,949
So, the loops. Why?
668
00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:53,579
The moon colliding with Earth
669
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,359
obliterated our protective sigils
670
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,699
causing the Kraken to rise.
671
00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:00,940
Kinda seems like a hat on a hat
672
00:32:00,950 --> 00:32:02,628
when you've already got
a moon apocalypse.
673
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,339
A bit flippant for a creature
674
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,170
who caused said apocalypse.
675
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:10,099
Fortunately, our ancestors
implemented a failsafe.
676
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:12,959
If the Kraken awakens,
it sends Earth back 12 hours
677
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,559
to allow another chance
to avert catastrophe.
678
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,219
Whereupon it'll all just keep happening
679
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,230
because the fucking moon is broken.
680
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,099
So it would seem.
681
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,719
Well... uh... well,
if you're... if you're magicians,
682
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,279
then maybe you can help fix the moon?
683
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,519
We cannot.
684
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,489
We must maintain our sigils.
685
00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:33,129
Okay.
686
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:37,039
If you don't fix the moon,
the Kraken's just...
687
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,369
just gonna keep krakening.
688
00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,164
This distraction has gone on too long.
689
00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:41,209
Wait... no, no, no.
690
00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,619
We must attend to the sigils.
691
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,170
- Hold on.
- Do not contact us again.
692
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,171
No, no, no, no, no.
693
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,631
No!
694
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,439
Uh...
695
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,950
oh, shit.
696
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,399
Feeling the wrong kind
of boned right now.
697
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,209
Oh, okay.
698
00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:02,648
Bye, I guess.
699
00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:08,999
What am I supposed to do?
700
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,460
I can't fix the moon. That won't work.
701
00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:14,199
You can't help, you're non-corporeal.
702
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,410
True.
703
00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:21,279
But...
704
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,260
you're not alone.
705
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,840
So whales really are powerful magicians.
706
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,884
I knew they did weird
stuff on the ocean floor,
707
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,175
- I just didn't realize it was...
- Wait. Yes, Alice...
708
00:33:34,176 --> 00:33:35,899
tell me what else you know about whales.
709
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,479
Um...
710
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,599
their closest cousin is the hippo.
711
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,009
Um, their mating season is in the fall.
712
00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:43,719
That is so sad for them.
713
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,469
What if they never get
to make love again?
714
00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:46,479
Though I am one to talk.
715
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,899
I mean, it's been over a thousand years.
716
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,499
That's not exactly what I needed.
717
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,379
Well, you asked me what I knew.
718
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,299
Is there any info about the Kraken
719
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,699
that might point us in a direction?
720
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,499
Whoa-ho-ho! Okay.
721
00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:00,899
Well, you have your
Lovecraftian god-Krakens.
722
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,649
Uh, and then there's the D&D Kraken
723
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:04,869
which is sort of six-of-one.
724
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:08,419
And then, of course,
there's "Clash of the Titans",
725
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,631
- both the original and the remake.
- Thank you.
726
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,508
With the very famous line...
727
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,760
Thank you, Josh.
728
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,819
Every time the Kraken awakens,
729
00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:18,260
time jumps back 12 hours.
730
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,739
Which would be great if it took us back
731
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:20,970
to before the moon broke.
732
00:34:21,950 --> 00:34:25,239
What if we get the time
loop spell to trigger
733
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,819
a couple hours early?
734
00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:29,108
Why don't we just kill
all the damn whales?
735
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,439
Well, that's clearly
what you tried to do
736
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,820
when they took away your Permanence.
737
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,899
But she's right.
738
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:38,179
Maybe we need to let out
the thing that scares us.
739
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:40,660
Maybe we need to, uh, to...
740
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:41,871
Release the Kraken!
741
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,289
Exactly, yeah.
742
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,339
But earlier.
743
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:49,670
Early... early enough to
a time before the heist.
744
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,547
Shit, we're almost out of time.
745
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,290
Look, if the whales have the power
746
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,349
to take away your Permanence,
this could be your last shot.
747
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:04,560
No presh, but you're our only hope.
748
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,482
I will do my very best.
749
00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:22,244
Surely, you jest.
750
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,379
I know, I know.
751
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:26,979
It goes against everything
you've ever believed in,
752
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,292
and I fully respect that,
753
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,169
but the only way to fix this
754
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,547
is to release the Kraken right now.
755
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:35,879
Well, I don't think they liked that.
756
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,959
What? No.
757
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,553
Damn it!
758
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,429
Eliot?
759
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,516
Please be careful.
760
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,969
Uh, you don't know what they will do.
761
00:35:44,970 --> 00:35:46,420
Hey!
762
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,314
You know I'm right!
763
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:53,139
I know you're listening.
764
00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:55,979
You know, I have it on good authority
765
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:59,049
that mating season is in the fall.
766
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:00,779
Do you never wanna fuck again?
767
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,911
- Eliot, that was too personal.
- Uh...
768
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:05,621
okay, uh, sorry.
769
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:08,749
Look, I get it.
770
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,751
Look, I get it... your
ancestors made a deal,
771
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,129
but special circumstances, okay?
772
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,599
Just let it out for 30 seconds.
773
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,209
I will fix this and then, you know, uh,
774
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:22,009
the Kraken will be back in
its safe little sea bed
775
00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:25,683
and, uh, you can maintain
your sigils for all of eternity.
776
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,184
You gotta trust me.
777
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,271
Just release the goddamn Kraken.
778
00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:33,692
Please, please, please, please, please.
779
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,569
Look.
780
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:01,844
Hi there!
781
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,449
Uh...
782
00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:06,307
are you the Kraken?
783
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:08,049
No.
784
00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:16,859
Josh, Margo, Penny.
785
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,759
You guys go inside,
loop all the cameras,
786
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,150
open the side door for Natasha.
787
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,590
I'll be outside waiting
with Eliot and Alice.
788
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,000
Holy shit.
789
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:26,040
Holy shit.
790
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:28,246
Holy shit.
791
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:30,582
This is before the moon broke.
792
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,876
It worked.
793
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,460
- Okay, break.
- Sorry.
794
00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:40,449
Um, could you just, uh... could you...
795
00:37:40,450 --> 00:37:42,149
You're freaking out, aren't you?
796
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:43,919
- No.
- Look, you can pull the ripcord now.
797
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,679
- Get out, we'll handle this.
- Margo.
798
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,089
Credenza.
799
00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:52,604
Don't ask questions,
just do what you say?
800
00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:53,929
Mm-hmm.
801
00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:56,398
Fine.
802
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,199
Okay.
803
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,510
Slight change of plans.
804
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,679
We are so close to saving everyone.
805
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,439
You can't take that away from us now.
806
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,959
Look, whatever it is you're after
807
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,780
what's the point if
there's no world left?
808
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,369
There'll still be a world,
just not as many people.
809
00:38:13,370 --> 00:38:14,829
Have you met people?
810
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:18,170
I've met people, many people.
811
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,923
How many people have you met?
812
00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:22,809
Because I bet I've met more people.
813
00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:25,209
What the fuck is wrong with you?
814
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:27,012
Hi.
815
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,515
What the hell did...
816
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,180
Hell, yes.
817
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,273
What the... how did you...
818
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,649
Julia, now.
819
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,419
Hey!
820
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:05,779
Hot pizza!
821
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:08,619
That's one pizza we
definitely can enjoy.
822
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,319
All right. Oh, nice pour right there.
823
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:14,879
Yes, cheers, cheers, yes.
824
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,749
Bam!
825
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:18,314
- All right, Emeril.
- Fresco pizza!
826
00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:20,729
Yes, cheers.
827
00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:21,920
Whoo!
828
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,409
You don't want a drink?
829
00:39:34,650 --> 00:39:37,749
Actually, I desperately do not.
830
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,519
That's concerning. Those time loops
831
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,210
must've really did a number on you.
832
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,139
So...
833
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:47,636
You're right, I have
been pushing you away.
834
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,347
Yeah, no shit.
835
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,750
It's just...
836
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,774
I do remember the Monster.
837
00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:06,130
It was bad and bloody and, um...
838
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,049
Those memories are, like, right here.
839
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:13,259
And, um...
840
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:14,939
you know, maybe I really
do need that drink.
841
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:17,790
I don't get why you feel like
you have to go it alone.
842
00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:22,921
I don't either.
843
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,989
My logical brain knows without a doubt
844
00:40:26,990 --> 00:40:27,999
that I'm better with you.
845
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,669
Yes, and same.
846
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,959
Tell your coping
mechanisms to back off...
847
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,981
Or I'll punch 'em in the dick.
848
00:40:40,982 --> 00:40:44,799
During the loops, we were in it together
849
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,349
and then you were gone, and...
850
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:49,139
shocking revelation...
851
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:50,949
I am utterly miserable
when you're not around.
852
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:53,489
Yeah, I know.
853
00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:55,161
I don't know if that's fair to you.
854
00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:56,788
What are you talking about?
855
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,179
The other thing I learned
856
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:02,769
being in the loops with
you for so long...
857
00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:05,713
you're not exactly who you used to be.
858
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:06,809
You've...
859
00:41:06,810 --> 00:41:08,215
Please don't say aged.
860
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:12,209
You've evolved, Margo Hanson.
861
00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:14,019
You've become more of your true self.
862
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,930
You've earned it.
863
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,289
And I don't want to ask
you to take a step back
864
00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:24,019
just so I can try and catch up.
865
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,107
Oh.
866
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,419
I was a mess you had
to untangle in there
867
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:32,299
just so you could soldier on,
and... once you did,
868
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,319
you figured out how to fix all of this.
869
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,759
And then you picked up the baton
870
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,037
and actually did the thing.
871
00:41:37,038 --> 00:41:39,809
- I got lucky.
- No.
872
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:47,349
It's 'cause you understand
me better than anyone.
873
00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:48,673
Mm-hmm.
874
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,900
So quit acting like you're the
screw-up and get on my level, El.
875
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,329
You did it.
876
00:41:59,330 --> 00:42:01,389
You did when the world was on the line,
877
00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:03,029
now do it for yourself.
878
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,399
I don't know if I want
to get on your level
879
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,069
knowing that you jacked off Todd.
880
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:18,745
- I did not.
- Yeah, you did.
881
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,831
I did not.
882
00:42:27,390 --> 00:42:28,462
The hell?
883
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:29,859
Coming.
884
00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:33,229
Oh, thank God!
885
00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:36,359
I've tried every other magical
Penthouse in the city and...
886
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,279
Todd. Wh... uh, what...
887
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,549
Why are you here?
888
00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:41,679
I need your help.
889
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,279
Something just happened that
feels way above my pay grade,
890
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,679
and you were the first
person I thought of
891
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,769
who could help me handle it.
892
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:49,441
Okay, it's a weird one.
Just hear me out, okay?
893
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:53,599
So this pig dude who kind of looks like
894
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,419
that one guy Paul Giamatti played
895
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,849
in that one show with all the wigs
896
00:42:56,850 --> 00:42:58,575
told me I'm supposed to do a quest.
897
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,189
Seriously?
898
00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:02,162
That asshole went to you?
899
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,039
Wow. Ha.
900
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,667
Yeah, he's extremely
committed to finding a dude.
901
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:09,753
Yeah, it's fine, Todd. We fixed it.
902
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:12,969
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yes, I'm sure.
903
00:43:12,970 --> 00:43:15,169
The Harmonic Convergence
isn't happening anymore.
904
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:16,677
The who now?
905
00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:18,303
The end of the world?
906
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:19,839
Uh, no.
907
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,319
He did say the end of
something but not that.
908
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,039
He was talking about Fillory.
909
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,149
Remind me, is Fillory real?
910
00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:30,817
The end of Fillory?
911
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,679
So...
912
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,970
so we saved the wrong world?
913
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:42,040
So we're not done.
914
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,979
Of course.
915
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:53,584
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