Original subtitles

KING OF HEARTS

[ Hammering ]

[ Bell Tolling ]

[ Tolling Continues ]

[ Chimes ]

"OCTOBER 1918. THE WAR IS ALMOST OVER.

"THE GERMANS RETREAT, THE ALLIES ADVANCE.

A SMALL TOWN IN NORTHERN FRANCE AWAITS ITS LIBERATION."

[ People Marching ]

[ Chattering In German ]

[ German ] ARE THE WIRES SET YET ? [ German ] EVERYTHING'S FINE.

HURRY UP !

CLOSE IT.

[ Shouting ]

HURRY UP.

HURRY UP.

[ Shouts ]

[ Knocking ] ENTER.

IT'S DONE, COLONEL, WITH NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE.

THE ENEMY IS NEAR THE RIVER. SHALL I BLOW UP THE BRIDGE ?

NOT YET. FIRST, WE PULL OUT OF TOWN.

THE MUNITIONS ? HOW MUCH IS THERE ?

BUT THERE'S ENOUGH THERE TO BLOW UP... THE WHOLE TOWN.

THE BLOCKHOUSE AND THE WHOLE TOWN WILL BLOW UP...

WHEN THE ENGLISH GENERAL IS SITTING HERE...

WHERE I AM NOW.

[ Bell Tolling ]

YOU HAVE AN ARTISTIC CLOCK, MR. FRENCHMAN.

A VERY ARTISTIC CLOCK !

ARTISTICALLY, THE TOWN WILL BLOW UP. THE CLOCK GIVES ME AN IDEA.

THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT, NO ?

IT SHALL STRIKE FOR THE LAST TIME !

[ Both Chuckling ]

COLONEL, MY IDEOLOGY-- LATER, ADOLF. LATER.

[ French ] THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT.

[ French ] WHAT IS IT ? THEY'RE BLOWING IT UP !

THE KRAUTS ! BLOW UP ?

THE TOWN, THE BRIDGE, EVERYTHING.

WE MUST PASS THE WORD. HURRY, THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.

NO TIME TO LOSE !

GET OUT ! THE TOWN IS GOING TO EXPLODE !

[ Bell Chiming ]

[ Neighing ]

[ Roars ]

[ Whispering ] THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING.

THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING.

GERMANS BLOWING UP MUNITIONS DUMP...

TONIGHT BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT !

THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT !

FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T ENTER THE TOWN !

[ Screams ]

[ French ] S.P.Q. TO MACKEREL, ANSWER.

[ English ] THEY HAVE CUT OFF. [ English ] GIVE IT TO ME.

[ Man ] COME IN.

SIR ?

[ French ] "THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING" ?

[ English ] OH, THE BARBER, OF COURSE. THE RESISTANCE.

[ French ] "GERMANS BLOWING UP THE MUNITIONS...

"BEFORE MIDNIGHT TOMORROW.

"DON'T ENTER TOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE.

"THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT.

IMPOSSIBLE TO--"

STOP ! HALT ! HALT ! HALT !

[ Shouting ]

[ English ] AND THEY HAVE EVERY INTENTION OF BLOWING THE WHOLE THING SKY HIGH--

THE TOWN AND THE BRIDGE.

WHEN ? WE DON'T KNOW.

BUT SOMETIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT TOMORROW.

NOW, GENTLEMEN, THAT BRIDGE MUST NOT GO UP.

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS,

BUT WE MUST SAVE IT.

ANY DELAY IN OUR ADVANCE AT THIS POINT...

WILL THROW THE WHOLE OPERATION OFF SCHEDULE.

WE SIMPLY CAN'T HAVE THAT.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST ?

WELL, SIR, I'D SUGGEST WE SEND IN ONE OF OUR ORDNANCE CHAPS,

TIME FUSE SPECIALIST,

TRAINED INFILTRATOR, FRENCH SPEAKING AND ALL THAT. SPLENDID.

WHOM DO WE HAVE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH ?

THERE'S PLUMPICK, SIR.

ORNITHOLOGRAPHY SPECIALIST, COMMUNICATIONS PLATOON.

BORN IN FRANCE. SPLENDID !

WOULD YOU ASK HIM TO VOLUNTEER ?

WOULD YOU, CAPTAIN ?

[ Man Whistling ]

NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER, LITTLE FELLA ? YOU LOOK DEPRESSED OR SOMETHING.

ARE YOU JEALOUS OF CUCUMBER THERE ?

WELL, LISTEN. I'M GOING TO READ YOU SOMETHING THEN.

HEY.

LET ME FIND YOU SOMETHING NICE TO READ.

HERE WE GO NOW.

"NOW FAIR HIPPOLYTE, OUR NUPTIAL HOUR DRAWS ON A PACE.

"FOUR HAPPY DAYS BRING IN ANOTHER MOON.

BUT, O, METHINKS HOW SLOW THIS--" [ Knocking ]

PLUMPICK. AYE, SIR.

REPORT TO THE COLONEL.

PRIVATE PLUMPICK, SIR. AH.

PRIVATE CHARLES PLUMPICK, ORNITHOLOGRAPHY SPECIALIST, COMMUNICATIONS PLATOON,

HEADQUARTERS COMPANY REPORTING, SIR.

SPLENDID, PUMPERNICKEL. PLUMPICK, SIR.

NICKEL, SPLENDID. GOOD OF YOU TO VOLUNTEER.

BRAVE LAD.

STAND AT EASE.

OUT.

YES. I SUPPOSE YOU CAN READ A MAP.

YOUR MISSION IS QUITE SIMPLE: GET INTO THE TOWN.

YOU DO SPEAK FRENCH ? OUI, SIR.

[ Speaks French ]

MAKE CONTACT WITH THE LOCAL SPIES.

TOWN BARBER HEADS IT. FIND THE EXPLOSIVES, DISARM THE FUSE.

SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU LONG.

NO, SIR. YES, SIR.

BUT I WONDER, SIR, IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PLUMPICK, SIR.

YOU SEE, I'M AN ORNITHOLOGRAPHY SPECIALIST.

THIS CALLS FOR A SPECIALIST, PUMPERNICKEL !

PLUMPICK, SIR. NICKEL. YOU THINK I PICKED YOUR NAME OUT OF A HAT ?

HOW GOOD IS YOUR FRENCH ? QUITE GOOD, SIR. BUT YOU SEE, IT'S THE EXPLOSIVES.

I WONDER, SIR, IF PERHAPS ONE OF THE CHAPS FROM ORDINANCE MAY NOT DO THE JOB BETTER ?

SEND TWO MEN INTO THAT INFERNO ?

SEE HERE, MAN, THAT TOWN CAN GO UP AT ANY MOMENT.

YOU'RE ASKING ME TO RISK THE LIFE OF TWO OF MY TROOPS ?

WHY, BLAST IT ALL.

THE LIFE OF EVERY ONE OF THOSE MEN OUT THERE IS DEARER TO ME THAN MY OWN.

THE MEN ARE AWARE OF THAT, SIR. AND WE DO APPRECIATE IT.

THAT IS LEADERSHIP, LAD.

YES, SIR, BUT ABOUT THE EXPLOSIVES, SIR-- THAT WILL DO, PUMPERNICKEL.

DID YOU, NICKEL-- DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT VOLUNTEER ?

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, SIR-- GOOD. LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE. THE TOWN COULD UP AT ANY MOMENT.

LET'S NOT FORGET THAT.

- I DON'T THINK THAT I COULD FORGET THAT IF I TRIED, SIR. - LET'S GET CRACKING, LAD.

OH, BY THE WAY,

THE PASSWORD FOR YOUR CONTACT WITH THE BARBER IS:

[ French ] "THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING."

[ English ] OH. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND...

WHAT THE DEVIL THEY MEAN BY,

[ French ] "THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT."

THE FRENCH ARE SO WORDY. ANY QUESTIONS ?

NO, SIR. GOOD.

BUT I WONDER IF YOU DO HAVE THE RIGHT PLUMPICK. YOU SEE, ABOUT THE EXPLOSIVES--

[ German Soldier Shouts Indistinctly ]

[ German ] A SCOTSMAN !

SHH !

[ Soldier Shouts In German ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Gunfire ]

"LUNATIC ASYLUM"

[ Shouting ]

♪ [ Man Humming ] [ Man Shouting Gibberish ]

[ French ] MAKE WAY FOR THE KINGS.

[ Laughing ]

CHOP, CHOP OFF THE WOMAN'S HEAD.

[ French ] YOUR TURN. [ French ] MINE.

[ French ] WHERE AM I ?

I'M THE DUKE OF CLUBS.

MONSEIGNEUR DAISY.

[ Shouting ]

I'M THE DUKE OF CLUBS.

MONSEIGNEUR DAISY. COME, MY FRIEND.

TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE. KING OF HEARTS !

YOUR MAJESTY ! SUCH AN HONOR !

LET'S GO ! THEY'RE ALL CRAZY !

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE KING IS BACK AT LAST !

[ Shouts ]

I'VE NEVER SEEN THE KING !

LONG LIVE THE KING !

[ All Shouting ] LONG LIVE THE KING !

[ Banging ]

OH ! OH ! OH !

[ Laughing ]

AH ! HERE IT IS !

WHEE ! [ Gasps ]

[ Laughing ]

NICE KITTY.

HEY ! [ Whistles ]

COME ON IN, BOYS !

MADAME, AM I A SUITABLE HUSBAND FOR YOU ?

AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME ?

[ People Chattering ]

ARE YOU THE BARBER ? OBVIOUSLY.

[ Whispering ] CONFIDENTIALLY--

"THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING." OBVIOUSLY.

GOOD. I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. DON'T STOP BREATHING, OR YOU WON'T LIVE TO BE OLD.

GOOD-BYE. SO NICE OF YOU TO COME.

YOU PAY CUSTOMERS ? YES. THAT'S WHY BUSINESS IS GOOD.

OKAY, QUICK. WHERE ARE THE GERMANS ?

I'LL FIND OUT.

ANY GERMANS HERE ? SHH.

IF YOU SPEAK LOUDLY, NO ONE LISTENS--

NO SECRETS HERE.

"THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

THIS FASHIONABLE MAN IS VERY STRANGE ! WHERE IS THE BLOCKHOUSE ?

WHAT IS THE BLOCKHOUSE ? MUNITIONS.

[ High-pitched Scream ] THAT'S NOT MY DEPARTMENT ! FOR THAT, SEE THE GENERAL.

WHERE IS HE ? OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK FOR ONCE.

YOUNG MAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE KING ?

WHAT KING ? THE KING OF HEARTS ! [ Giggles ]

NOW THERE, WHERE WERE WE ?

[ Laughs ]

[ Muttering ]

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ? SIT DOWN.

SOMEONE NAMED "THE GENERAL."

OH, THE GENERAL ! YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.

I FOUND MY COSTUME, BUT NOT MY CHARACTER ! IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

EH ? I'M GENERAL GERANIUM ! WHAT WAS I THINKING ?

YES. LET'S BE BRIEF.

"THE MACKEREL LIKES FRYING."

HUH ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

NEITHER DO I. NO ONE'S LISTENING. SPEAK OPENLY.

[ General ] HE WON'T BLAB.

"THE KNIGHT STRIKES AT MIDNIGHT" ?

AH, MIDNIGHT, THE HOUR OF CRIMES !

WE MUST PREVENT IT ! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.

WHERE ARE WE GOING ?

BEHAVE, PUSSYCATS ! PAPA WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU'VE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN ! [ Roaring ]

HE'S SO USED TO BEING CAGED, HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT.

THAT'S FOR HIM TO DECIDE-- THE KING OF BEASTS.

SPEAKING OF KINGS, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM ? WHO ?

HE ARRIVED LAST NIGHT-- A VERY HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, I HEAR.

LISTEN, I'M FED UP...

WITH ALL YOUR ANTICS AND DOUBLE-TALK !

I'M HERE FOR THE BLOCKHOUSE AND THE KNIGHT, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T EITHER. I'M NOT HERE FOR COCK-AND-BULL STORIES !

I'M TOO OLD FOR COPS AND ROBBERS !

HOW OLD ARE YOU, YOUNG MAN ? LOOK, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU !

YOU'RE HURTING ME ! WHERE IS THE BLOCKHOUSE ?

WHAT'S A BLOCKHOUSE ?

HE'S MAD.

KING OF HEARTS !

[ English ] I'M THE KING OF THE FOOLS !

[ French ] I HAVE TO WARN THEM !

[ English ] THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE.

IT'S ME. I JUST GOT SOME NEW CLOTHES, THAT'S ALL.

NOW ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE MESSAGE TO THE COLONEL.

[ Thinking In French ] FROM CHARLES PLUMPICK TO HEADQUARTERS.

WRONG TOWN.

INHABITANTS ODD.

CHIMPANZEE CHECKMATE.

ENCOUNTERED SINGLE BEAR, TWO LIONS,

BUT NO CONTACT WITH MACKEREL.

[ English ] I'M GOING TO PUT IT ON YOUR LEG. I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. THAT'S RIGHT.

[ French ] I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT !

[ Thinking ] POSTSCRIPT: BLOCKHOUSE DISAPPEARED.

GOOD LUCK.

[ German Soldier ] CARRIER PIGEON ! SHOOT IT !

HURRY, READ IT !

"FROM CHARLES PLUMPICK."

[ Continues Reading In German ]

"BLOCKHOUSE DISAPPEARED."

[ Shouts ]

HAMBURGER, TAKE SOME MEN AND GO SEE ABOUT IT.

YOU MEN, COME WITH ME, ON THE DOUBLE !

[ Soldiers Chattering ]

MESSAGE FROM PLUMPICK, SIR.

OH. IT'S HIGH TIME TOO.

"DIFFICULTIES. WRONG TOWN. INHABITANTS ODD.

"I'VE ENCOUNTERED SINGLE BEAR AND TWO LIONS.

BUT UNABLE TO MAKE CONTACT WITH MACKEREL."

GENTLEMEN, I'M SURE THERE'S NO REAL REASON...

TO BE NEEDLESSLY ALARMED,

BUT IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE OUTCOME OF THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN...

IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF A STARK, RAVING LUNATIC.

PRIVATE PUMPERNICKEL HAS GONE CRACKERS.

CAPTAIN, WILL YOU FIND THREE VOLUNTEERS NOW !

- MEN. - SIR ?

I WANT YOU TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

SIR. STOP ! COME BACK HERE !

WHERE THE DEVIL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ?

- NO IDEA, SIR. - [ Groans ]

WELL, LOOK HERE. HERE !

[ Mutters ]

YOU'RE GOING AFTER PUMPERNICKEL.

SIR. STOP !

AND DISARM THAT BLOCKHOUSE ! SIR !

PUMPERNICKEL--

ISN'T THAT A GERMAN NAME ?

[ Bell Tolling ]

♪ [ Piano ] ♪ [ Woman Singing In French ]

♪ [ Continues ]

[ General ] A POLKA, EGLANTINE !

♪ [ Polka ]

LOOK. SOMEONE'S HERE.

GOT A LIGHT ? NO.

[ Muttering ]

BUY ME A DRINK ? NO.

WHAT A BIG SPENDER !

WANT TO KNOW MY NAME ? NO.

THAT'S NO ANSWER ! MY NAME IS EGLANTINE.

SHALL I DRESS AS A HOUSEWIFE, A MUMMY OR A NUN ?

YOU LOOK FINE THIS WAY.

LISTEN. SIT DOWN,

AND DON'T MOVE.

ARE YOU... A WHORE ? YES !

AND I'M YOUR CUSTOMER ? YES.

GOOD. WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAR IS ?

NO.

SURROUNDING THE TOWN THERE IN THE HILLS...

ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HURT YOU.

GO TELL THEM I'M HARMLESS.

IT WOULDN'T WORK.

THE TOWN MAY BLOW UP ANY MINUTE NOW.

I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO FINISH THIS SENTENCE !

WHAT A SHAME. YOU HAVE A NICE VOICE. YES.

GOOD-BYE. LISTEN, THAT'S JUST A PIPE DREAM.

I'LL TELL YOU MY SECRET.

I LIVE IN THE MOMENT. THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT THE GIRL FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL.

I'LL GET YOU SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRLS !

MARBLE-PUSS OR ROSIE, GROPING GERTY OR COQUELICOT.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

OR MAYBE NOT.

THERE'S NO MISTAKING A LOOK LIKE THAT.

UNSPOILED AND BEAUTIFUL.

I'M COQUELICOT.

AND YOU ?

ME ? CHARLES. [ Speaking In French ]

[ Chattering ]

BLUSH ! MEN GO FOR THAT. DO I FRIGHTEN HIM ?

SURE. MEN SEEM TOUGH, BUT THEY'RE SOFT AS ASPARAGUS TIPS.

TEENY BABIES AT HEART.

COME ON. COME IN. STAYING WITH US ?

TO TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START ? NEITHER DO I.

THIS IS THE BEDROOM.

THE BED. THE LAMP. THE SWITCH.

I SUGGEST STARTING IN THE DARK, THEN TURN THE LIGHT ON.

LOOK AT THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE CAREFULLY.

TURN THE LIGHT OFF AGAIN. LOVE IS PLAYED LIKE CHECKERS, BLACK AND WHITE.

WILL HE GET NAKED ? YES. DON'T BE NASTY.

THERE'S LIQUOR TO DRINK. I'VE DRAWN THE CURTAINS.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ?

TO LOSE MY MEMORY.

IT'S EASY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? KEYHOLE-PEEPING. SHUT THE DOOR.

THE KING OF HEARTS !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SIR ?

♪ [ Marching Band ] [ Shouting ]

LOVE HAS BROUGHT THE KING BACK TO US !

ALL ABOARD, YOUR MAJESTY.

THIS WAY, EVERYONE.

THE DUKE IS VERY EMOTIONAL.

I ONCE SAW HIM CRY WHEN A FLY DIED. A FLY !

AT WATERLOO, IN '15. HE'S STILL CRYING.

COUSIN, YOU'RE BACK AT LAST ! BUT WHAT A STATE !

QUICK ! A SHIRT AND A SANDWICH !

MELONS AND A HAT ! STOCKINGS !

THE DUCHESS, MY WIFE.

AN OLD BAT. HER FEET ARE ALWAYS COLD.

BUT I'VE LOVED HER FOR MORE THAN 60 YEARS.

SIRE, HERE ARE MY CHILDREN.

[ Mutters ] BLOW YOUR NOSE.

COMB YOUR HAIR.

WHERE'S BABY ? THERE, MOMMY !

- ALBERIC, WHAT DO YOU SAY ? - LONG LIVE THE KING !

- RIGHT. - SOME CANDY ?

EXCUSE ME, IT'S A SOUVENIR.

YOU MUST REST BEFORE THE CORONATION.

WELL, THE DROMEDARY IS HARNESSED. YOU KNOW HOW IMPATIENT THESE ANIMALS ARE.

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

WHERE ARE WE GOING ? TO THE CATHEDRAL.

12th CENTURY. A BIT RESTORED, LIKE MY WIFE. BUT I LOVE HER, AND YOU WILL TOO.

[ Whistle Blowing ] LITTLE RASCAL !

I'LL TAN YOUR BEHIND !

[ Screaming ] WILL YOU BE STILL ?

IT'S THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THE CHEERS OF A NATION...

SEATED NEXT TO THE HANDSOMEST MAN.

DON'T EXAGGERATE. BUT I MUST ! WITHOUT IT THERE'S NOTHING.

[ People Shouting, Cheering ]

EVERYONE HERE IS SO HAPPY, AND I'VE COME TO BREAK UP THEIR PARTY.

THESE FLOWERS, YOUR FRIENDS, THIS KINDNESS--

THEY WILL ALL DIE, AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

A REAL KING CAN DO ANYTHING.

MAYBE, BUT NOT ME.

TIME FLIES. EVERYTHING WILL BLOW UP, AS SURE AS MY NAME IS CHARLES.

[ Shouts In German ] [ Horn Honks ]

[ Woman ] LOOK ! SOLDIERS !

♪ [ Marching Band ] [ Shouting ]

♪ [ Continues ]

GREETINGS.

[ Mutters ]

- ♪ [ Organ Playing Slowly ] - [ Monseigneur Mutters ]

[ Gasps ]

YOUR MISSAL. YOUR ROSARY.

WHERE HAS ALBERIC GONE TO ?

BACK THERE IN THE SACRISTY. HE'S ALWAYS INTO EVERYTHING. THAT'S FINE, DARLING.

♪ [ French ]

WHAT IS THIS CARNIVAL ?

TAKE THOSE HATS OFF !

[ Laughing ]

WHAT A MESS !

[ Hamburger ] TO THE BLOCKHOUSE !

SIRE, ALLOW ME TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT ALL THIS.

YOUR MIND IS OBVIOUSLY SOMEWHERE ELSE. HUH ?

THIS IS A SACRED MOMENT...

AND YOU'RE FIDGETING !

DO YOU HAVE TO PEE ? NO.

SO, WHAT'S THE MATTER ? SMILE !

I'M SCARED.

YOU DON'T LIKE THEATER ? WHAT THEATER ?

WORLD THEATER. TRAINING SCHOOL.

THE COMEDIE FRANCAISE, THE VATICAN.

CEREMONIALS, MASQUERADES !

SMILE. SMILE !

THE CROWN. THE CROWN ?

THE CROWN ? HMM ?

NOBODY HAS THE CROWN ?

SIRE, DO YOU HAVE A CROWN ON YOU ?

NO, BUT I'LL GO LOOK FOR ONE !

[ Shouting Orders ]

COMPANY, HALT !

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE ? HURRY UP, AND CLEAR THIS AWAY.

[ English ] THE BLOCKHOUSE.

[ Bell Chiming ]

[ Tolling ]

- EVERYTHING'S SET RIGHT ? - YES, SIR.

WHO'S OVER THERE ? STOP !

♪ [ Organ Continues ] LONG LIVE THE KING ! LONG LIVE THE KING !

LONG LIVE THE KING !

DAMN ! HERE WE GO AGAIN !

YOU NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED, SIRE. WE HAVE FOUND A CROWN.

♪ [ Stops ]

[ Speaking Indistinctly ] COUGHING ]

DRAT ! I'VE GOT A FROG IN MY THROAT FROM ALL THE STINKING SMOKE !

♪ [ Resumes ]

♪ [ Woman Vocalizing ]

[ Shouts ]

THANK YOU. WE'VE DONE SOMETHING FINE. LONG LIVE THE KING !

LONG LIVE THE KING OF HEARTS ! [ Applause ]

[ Chanting ] WE WANT A SPEECH ! WE WANT A SPEECH ! WE WANT A SPEECH !

HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL !

[ People ] SHH.

MY DEAR FLOCK. LADIES.

CITIZENS !

LIFE IS A VALLEY OF TEARS.

WE ENTER THIS WORLD WITH A CRY...

AND WE LEAVE WITH A SIGH.

AND DO YOU THINK IT PLEASES GOD TO SEE HIS CREATURES CRYING ALL THE DAY LONG ?

IN TRUTH I TELL YOU, OUR KINGDOM--

HIS KINGDOM-- IS JOY.

THE ARAB IN HIS DESERT CARRIES WITH HIM...

HIS FOUNTAINS AND HEAVEN.

HEAVEN... IS THE EMPIRE...

OF THE PRISONER BEHIND BARS.

GIVE ME THE BALL !

STOP !

MY RESPECT, ADMIRAL. ENTER, GENTLEMEN.

[ Laughing ] WHAT A SPLENDID MACHINE.

YOU MUST GET OFF SOME NICE SHOTS WITH THIS, HUH ?

- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RIDE, GENERAL ? - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED.

THE FISH IN THE POND,

THE BIRD IN THE BUSH, THE LAMB IN HIS WOOL,

FRIENDS IN OUR THOUGHTS AND OURSELVES...

IN OUR VOICES,

LIKE THE SCENT OF THE ROSE.

THAT IS GRAMMAR AND THE LAW.

WE HAVE DECIDED TO BE HAPPY...

AND NOTHING CAN STOP US !

[ German Soldier Shouting ]

- QUIET ! - AMEN.

♪ [ Singing ]

WHAT ? SHOW ME !

BLOCK THE EXITS !

[ Shouting ]

[ Military Vehicles Driving By ]

♪ [ Singing Continues ]

[ Military Vehicles Driving By ]

[ Bell Chiming ]

[ Shouts Joyously ]

WE'RE SAVED !

I FOUND THE BLOCKHOUSE !

THE ENEMY HAS FLED !

LONG LIVE THE KING ! LONG LIVE THE KING !

LONG LIVE MY PEOPLE !

EVERYONE TO THE THRONE ROOM...

TO START A CELEBRATION THAT WILL LAST THREE YEARS !

THE REPUBLIC IS PROUD TO GIVE YOU THIS BICYCLE AS A PRESENT.

YOU CAN PEDAL AMONG THE PEOPLE...

INCOGNITO.

[ Horn Honking ]

TO THE SIDE, LADIES.

YOU LOOK DREADFUL IN DAYLIGHT. GO HOME.

[ Duke Shouting ]

LONG LIVE THE GENERAL ! LONG LIVE MR. MARCEL !

[ Laughing ]

[ English ] IT'S PLUMPICK. COME ON, LADS.

[ English ] OH-HO, CHAPS. GOSH, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

THAT WAS THE GENERAL AND LADIES HAIRDRESSER. THEY'RE AS GENTLE AS LAMBS. NOTHING TO FEAR.

THIS BICYCLE HERE WAS A GIFT FROM THE COURT.

YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I FOUND THE BLOCKHOUSE AGAIN. MEANING IT WAS LOST ?

OH, YES, YOU SEE. IT WAS SIMPLY COVERED WITH FLOWERS FOR MY CORONATION.

YOUR CORONATION ? YES, MY CORONATION !

YOUR CORONA-- YES. OH, LOOK, THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.

THE WHOLE THING MIGHT BLOW UP AT ANY MOMENT. TAKE IT.

NO DOOR. BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OUT.

A WAY OUT, YES, YES, YES. GRAB HIM.

HEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU TRYING TO DO ? I CAN FIND IT, I'M SURE.

THIS WAY, LADS. COME ON.

HURRY UP. LET'S GO ON WITH IT.

WAKE ME UP.

ONCE MORE.

GOOD. [ Hiccups ]

LET'S GET OUT OF-- [ Hiccups ] HERE.

IS HE DEAD ? JUST SLEEPING.

EXHAUSTED BY THE CORONATION.

CARRY HIM GENTLY.

♪ [ Cello ]

HE TASTES OF RASPBERRIES. TASTE !

RIPE RASPBERRIES.

THE WAY I LIKE THEM.

I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING THE DUKE CUCKOLDED.

CUCKOLDED ? WHO ?

NOBODY, DEAR.

WE NEED A CUCKOLD FOR THE SAKE OF THE TOWN'S EQUILIBRIUM.

WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

WE SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE.

HE MUST COME BACK TO US VERY GENTLY. HE MUST WAKE UP HAPPY.

I LIKE MEN WHO WAKE UP HAPPY.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

MY LOVE ?

LISTEN.

WHAT DO YOU HEAR ?

THE CHARMING TICKTOCK OF YOUR HEART, SWEETIE.

[ Speaking Indistinctly ]

A BEATING HEART. TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK,

TICKTOCK.

A SECRET CLOCK.

A HEART WHOSE BEATING WILL BLEND...

WITH THE HEART OF OUR KING.

A WOMAN IS WHAT HE NEEDS ! A WOMAN OF HIS OWN.

[ Monseigneur ] WHERE CAN WE GET ONE ?

I SACRIFICE MYSELF.

- GOOD GIRL ! - GENEROUS SOUL !

WHO'S TALKING ABOUT SOUL ?

TSK, TSK, TSK. NO DIRTY WORDS, MY SON.

THE DUCHESS'S BUTTOCKS BELONG TO THE DUKE.

EXACTLY.

DON'T I BELONG TO EVERYONE ?

IMPOSSIBLE, HONEY ! WHO'D RUN YOUR HOUSE ?

DO I LOOK LIKE A MADAME ? OF COURSE.

I'M FOOLISH ! I KNOW WHOM HE NEEDS, AND HE LOVES HER TOO !

WHERE IS SHE ? MY PLACE.

THE BROTHEL ? [ General ] LET'S GO, ON THE DOUBLE !

CALM DOWN, MEN. THIS IS NOT STATE BUSINESS; IT'S WOMEN'S BUSINESS.

♪ [ Player Piano ]

YOUR GRACE.

GOOD AFTERNOON, YOUR GRACE ! GOOD AFTERNOON.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAME EGLANTINE.

WHERE IS COQUELICOT ?

THE DUCHESS HAS A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.

A PEARL. INNOCENT AS AN APPLE.

PLEASE FOLLOW ME.

DON'T UNDRESS, CHILD. WE'RE NOT HERE FOR THAT, DEAR.

TELL ME, DO YOU KNOW MEN ?

NO, BUT I'D LIKE TO.

THAT'S WHY YOU CAME HERE ? YES.

I'VE A GOOD CHANCE OF FINDING ONE.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT ? MY LITTLE FINGER.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE ELSE ? NO.

SHE'S THE ONE WE NEED.

LOOK AT THESE CURLS !

SHE'LL HAVE TO STICK OUT HER CHEST MORE.

HEAD STILL. ONLY THE LEGS MOVE.

SOME BLUE ON THE EYELIDS. AN ORANGE BLOSSOM IN HER BOSOM.

CAN'T I GO AS I AM ? WHAT A GOOD IDEA !

TO YOUR FIANCE, THE KING !

CALM DOWN, LADIES. WHEN YOU WANT A MAN, YOU MUSTN'T BE OBVIOUS.

WE'RE JUST SO PLEASED. YOUR COAT.

JUST MY TUTU. IT'S MY FAVORITE OUTFIT.

- YOU'RE GOING OUT LIKE THAT ? - YES, ON A WIRE.

- ON A WIRE ? - ON A WIRE ?

THE KING'S MARRYING AN ACROBAT !

[ Footsteps ] [ All Sigh ]

SIR.

GENTLEMEN, LET'S TIPTOE OUT.

[ French ] WHO ARE YOU ?

COQUELICOT. YOUR FIANCEE.

OH, YES. THAT'S RIGHT.

I DON'T NEED ANYBODY. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I'M A LONER, LIKE EVERYBODY, WITH ONE IDEA.

TO MARRY ME !

HOW DID YOU GET IN ?

THROUGH THE WINDOW.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN. IT'S STARTING AGAIN.

YES, EVERYTHING'S STARTING.

I'M A LITTLE NAIVE,

BECAUSE, WELL--

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WE'LL MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.

[ Bells Chiming ]

LOST TIME ! WHAT TIME IS IT ?

[ Bell Tolling ]

[ English ] SIX O'CLOCK !

THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OUT ! THERE'S GOT TO BE !

THIS IS MADNESS ! I CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN !

I'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE. I'VE GOT TO !

NOW WE'LL SEE SOME SPARKS FLY !

OR WE'LL KNOW THE REASON WHY !

[ French ] I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !

WHY ?

[ All Shouting ]

BRAVO !

DON'T APPLAUD, YOU FOOLS !

I'LL BE BLOWN UP !

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DYING MEANS ?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ? NO !

LISTEN. THE ENEMY--

WHERE IS HE ? MY ARMY WILL CHARGE.

NO, I'LL SPEAK TO HIM !

I DOUBT IT, BUT NO MATTER.

LISTEN. THERE ARE BOMBS WIRED HERE.

TIME BOMBS.

BEFORE MIDNIGHT, IN A LITTLE WHILE,

A SPARK-- EXPLOSION !

- IT'S ALL OVER ! - WHO CARES ?

I DO !

IF YOU NEED TO EXAMINE ALL THE TICKTOCKS, WE'LL GET THEM.

[ Whistles ]

♪ [ Marching Band ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

THIS IS THE LAST ONE, I ASSURE YOU.

- LEAVE IT. - IS THAT AN ORDER ?

IT'S MY ROYAL PLEASURE.

WELL, IN THAT CASE-- [ Whistles ]

[ People Gasping, Cheering ]

AT LAST, YOU'RE LAUGHING !

IT'S JUST NERVES.

YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR BALLOON.

YOU CAN KEEP THESE BALLOONS !

I BURST HIS BALLOON, AND HE CLAPS !

WHAT CHARACTERS !

I CAN'T LET YOU DIE.

COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME !

[ All Cheering ]

[ Duchess ] TO THE SEA ? NO, TO THE SNOW.

TO A CANDY STORE ?

ON VACATION ? IS IT FAR ? YES, VERY FAR.

WE'LL PASS THE LINES, THEN TAKE A TRAIN, A BOAT--

TO AN ISLAND ? TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SEA.

ON HORSEBACK ? YES. FOLLOW ME !

HERE'S THE KING'S HORSE !

DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE !

♪ [ Stops ]

[ Bombs Exploding In The Distance ]

COQUELICOT.

COME ALONG.

FOLLOW ME.

[ Monseigneur ] SIR, COME BACK.

[ Shouts ]

[ Monseigneur ] THERE ARE WILD BEASTS !

CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM ? THEY'RE BLOODTHIRSTY.

YOU MUST COME WITH ME.

THERE'S A WALL BETWEEN US AND THE WORLD OUT THERE.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

COME ON, FOR THE LAST TIME !

CHARLES !

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WICKED THEY ARE OUT THERE ! CHARLES !

CHARLES !

[ English ] ONWARD ! HUP !

PEGASUS.

COME ON, OLD GIRL. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? [ Neighing ]

HEY. [ Coquelicot ] CHARLES !

HEY--

AH, IF THEY WANT TO DIE, LET' EM DIE !

I CAN'T DO ANYMORE !

HE'S COME BACK !

LOOK. THERE HE IS.

SIRE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRAVELING WHEN EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS AT HOME ?

LONG LIVE THE KING ON MY WORD AS A DUKE.

[ French ] DUKE ? WHO MADE YOU A DUKE ?

WHO MADE YOU A KING ?

BROTHER, YESTERDAY YOU WERE IN AN ASYLUM !

ARE YOU JEALOUS ?

AND YOU, MR. KING, YESTERDAY,

YOU WERE OUTSIDE WITH "THE OTHERS."

GENTLEMEN, THE KING'S POLKA.

BRILLIANT IDEA !

A POLKA FOR A KING.

WHAT'S WRONG ? WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OFFENSIVE.

[ Barber ] WHO NEEDS A KING ?

WE'RE ALL EQUAL ! YOU AND YOUR COMMUNIST IDEAS !

TEMPERS. ENOUGH !

YOU'RE RIGHT, SWEETHEART. LET'S CALM DOWN.

MARIE, EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE, EVEN DYING.

HOW ?

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND NEVER OPEN THEM AGAIN.

BUT IF I SHUT MY EYES,

I CAN NO LONGER SEE TREES OR FLOWERS...

OR YOUR LOVELY MOUSTACHE.

I LOVE ITS PRICKLY CARESS.

WAS I BORN FOR A LOVE DUET ?

YES. WE'VE BEEN CUDDLING FOR 110 YEARS.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

[ Bell Tolling ]

WHAT A GRACIOUS HOUR, YOUR GRACE.

YOU KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN COMING UP HERE...

EVERY EVENING SINCE--

MY GOD, I WAS SO YOUNG !

I ALREADY KNEW THAT TO LOVE THE WORLD,

YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM IT.

[ General ] HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED, EGLANTINE,

HOW PEACEFUL IT ALL IS...

ON THE EVE OF A BATTLE--

HOW SWEET IT ALL SEEMS--

HOW IT RESTS OUR CONSCIENCE ?

GOING TO WAR ? I'M THINKING OF IT.

WHAT ARMY WILL LEAD YOU TO VICTORIES ?

THERE'S THE RUB !

MAKE YOUR OWN ARMY !

HOW ?

WE'LL MAKE BABIES FOR YOU !

A BATTALION OF STURDY BOYS !

MAKE GENERALS. AND A BATCH OF PRETTY GIRLS.

ALL IN BROTHELS, LIKE THEIR MAMAS !

THE WORLD'S SO SIMPLE. ON ONE SIDE, MEN, AND ON THE OTHER SIDE, WOMEN.

ON ONE SIDE, THE WHORES, ON THE OTHER, THE GENERALS !

YOU'RE RIGHT. LIFE IS SIMPLE.

THREE MINUTES UNTIL 12:00.

IN THREE MINUTES, IT'LL BE OVER.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

NO ONE'S EVER KNOWN HIS OWN DEATH.

THERE ARE ONLY THREE MINUTES TO LIVE.

THREE MINUTES IS GREAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ Knight In Clock Banging ]

CHARLES,

YOU'LL SEE THE KNIGHT COME OUT. THE KNIGHT ?

THE KNIGHT COMES OUT AT MIDNIGHT.

WHERE ? UP THERE.

ON THE CLOCK, AT MIDNIGHT.

THE PASSWORD !

[ Banging Continues ]

[ Bell Chiming ]

[ Bell Tolling ]

[ Screams ]

[ Laughing ] SAVED !

♪ [ Begins ]

WE ARE SAVED !

[ All Gasp ]

GOOD WORK, MEN.

I'VE DONE THESE SORTS OF THINGS BEFORE.

[ Screams, Laughs ]

CHARLES !

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN !

MIDNIGHT.

[ Laughing ]

GOOD SHOW ! PUMPERNICKEL PULLED IT OFF.

THAT MAN'S A HERO. THE TOWN IS OURS.

ANY MORE OF YOUR DRUNKEN RAVINGS, MACFISH, AND I'LL HAVE YOU LOCKED UP.

BE THANKFUL I'M IN A GOOD MOOD, MAN.

SIR ! FORWARD, SERGEANT MAJOR.

SIR ! COMPANY,

PREPARE TO FALL IN !

FALL IN !

♪ [ Continues ]

FIVE MINUTES AFTER MIDNIGHT ! FIVE MINUTES LATE !

NOTHING WENT OFF, HAMBURGER !

YOU CHECKED THE BOMBS ? YES, SIR !

SORRY.

LIEUTENANT ! TAKE HIM AWAY !

RETREAT !

[ Soldier ] RETREAT ! RETREAT !

FIRE !

I WANT TO MAKE LOVE.

WITH A KING ?

YOU'RE NOT AFRAID ?

YOU MUST BE MARVELOUS.

TELL ME LATER.

♪ [ Marching Band ]

♪ [ Marching Band Stops ] ♪ [ Waltz ]

♪ [ Marching Band Resumes ]

THE SOLDIERS !

GOOD SHOW, PUMPERNICKEL. FIRST RATE. JOLLY GOOD.

[ English ] YES. SIR, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THEM.

I MUST SAY, FIENDISHLY CLEVER. THAT BIT ABOUT THE CHIMPANZEE.

I MUST WARN YOU THAT THE TOWNSPEOPLE ARE A WEE BIT--

LOVE TO SEE THE JERRY'S FACE WHO INTERCEPTED THAT MESSENGER. ♪ [ Band Stops ]

BUT SURELY, THE MEN YOU SENT AFTER ME MUST'VE TOLD YOU--

MACFISH ? YOU THINK I'D LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT DIPSOMANIAC HAS TO SAY ?

- MACFISH ! - YES, SIR !

- WE'LL BIVOUAC HERE ! - HERE, SIR ?

YES. WHERE IS THE MAYOR ?

THE DUKE, THE DUCHESS, MY WIFE.

AN OLD BAT, BUT I LOVE HER.

CHARMING.

I'D LOVE TO CURL MYSELF AROUND THAT CUTE MOUSTACHE !

SIR, I REALLY MUST EXPLAIN-- LATER, PLEASE, PUMPERNICKEL. LATER.

[ French ] PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GENERAL.

LONG LIVE FRANCE !

UH, UH, "LONG LIVE FRANCE" ?

LET'S CELEBRATE ! I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

DON'T WASTE IT.

[ Stammering ] WELL-- MACFISH !

SIR ? [ English ] OVERNIGHT PASS FOR ALL THE TROOPS, SERGEANT MAJOR !

ATTENTION !

OVERNIGHT PASS FOR ALL TROOPS. FALL OUT.

[ French ] GIVE ME A MOMENT TO CHANGE INTO DECENT CLOTHES.

♪ [ Scottish Band ]

[ English ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

SIR, I MUST EXPLAIN TO YOU--

LATER, PUMPERNICKEL, LATER. I'M TOO BUSY LISTENING TO THE MUSIC.

WHAT'S UNDER THEIR KILTS ?

NOTHING !

YOU MEAN EVERYTHING !

[ French ] THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE !

I'D LIKE FIREWORKS ! MACFISH !

- YES, SIR ! - [ English ] YOU HEARD THE LADY.

NO, SIR ! WE WOULD LIKE A DISPLAY OF FIREWORKS.

WHAT SHALL I USE FOR FIREWORKS, SIR ?

USE CANNONS, MORTAR, POWDER.

GOOD HEAVENS, MAN. DO I HAVE TO DO ALL YOUR THINKING FOR YOU ?

NO, SIR !

[ Explosions ]

LOOK, COLONEL !

[ Laughing ]

VICTORY ! THE TOWN HAS BLOWN UP ! EVERYONE IS DEAD !

YES, BUT HAMBURGER IS TOO.

THE IRON CROSS IS PRECIOUS, EVEN POSTHUMOUSLY.

[ Chattering ]

♪ [ Cello ]

[ Whistle Tooting ]

[ French ] MY LIFE IS AT YOUR FEET. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ?

ANOTHER ICE CREAM, A PRETTY RING...

AND A PARADE.

HERE'S THE PARADE.

IN ANY CASE, IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.

- MACFISH ! - SIR !

FALL THE COMPANY IN. SIR.

COMPANY, FALL IN.

ON THE DOUBLE.

[ Soldiers Chattering ]

[ Man Shouting Indistinctly ]

I'LL BE WAITING AT EGLANTINE'S BROTHEL.

DON'T BE AFRAID. I'LL RETURN COVERED WITH MEDALS.

HURRY UP, PLUMPICK.

GOOD-BYE, COQUELICOT. GOOD-BYE.

MAKE WAY FOR THE PARADE !

HURRY UP ! HURRY, HURRY !

HURRY UP.

HURRY UP.

COME ON. HURRY UP.

[ MacFish ] COMPANY, SHOULDER ARMS.

THE KING IS GOING TO WAR.

YOU'RE LETTING HIM GO ? YES, HE'S GOING TO GET MEDALS.

WHAT NEXT ?

SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIS MAJESTY.

LET'S KISS HIM AND BRING HIM TO THE PARADE !

COMPANY, FORWARD,

MARCH !

LET ME GO ! I HAVE TO LEAVE.

[ Chattering Indistinctly ]

[ Cheering ]

MORE OF THEM ! ALL OVER THE PLACE, LIKE RATS !

♪ [ "La Marseillaise" ]

THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER.

[ Monseigneur ] OF COURSE NOT. THEY'RE FOREIGN REGIMENTS.

♪ [ Both Bands Continue ]

NO UMBRELLAS ?

THE LAST BOUQUET !

[ Coquelicot Shouts ]

[ Shouts ]

LOOK !

[ Shouting Orders ]

FORWARD !

CLEAR OUT, OR YOU'LL ALL GET IT !

[ Both Officers Shouting Orders ]

FIRE !

FIRE !

- SURRENDER ! - [ Shouts In German ]

NEVER !

DON'T YOU THINK THESE ACTORS ARE A BIT OVER THE TOP ?

WHAT FUNNY PEOPLE.

[ Engines Droning In The Distance ]

[ Barber Shouting ]

THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS, CANNONS...

AUTOS, COMING FROM EVERY DIRECTION.

WHAT ON EARTH CAN IT BE ?

THE "LIBERATORS."

THIS JOKE HAS LASTED LONG ENOUGH. LET'S GO TO BED.

YOUR MAJESTY, WE LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR PEOPLE.

GOOD-BYE, CHARLES.

COME. LET'S GO HOME.

[ Rumbling ]

[ French ] GENERAL, MY TOWN KEPT FAITH.

CHARLES PLUMPICK.

[ French ] YOU ARE RECEIVING AN ARMY CITATION.

YOUR BIRD TOO. AN A-1 WINGED CREATURE.

RARE BIRD AND SOLDIER, BRAVE AND ASTUTE.

YOU PULVERIZED YOUR ENEMY.

GOOD JOB.

AND I WOULD LIKE...

TO ADD MY OWN EMBRACE TO THAT...

WHICH THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC SENDS YOU.

[ English ] PLUMPICK, YOU'RE GOING UP TO THE FRONT AGAIN IMMEDIATELY.

THE JERRIES ARE STILL HOLDING ON TO THIS TOWN...

AND WE'RE GOING TO BLOW IT SKY-HIGH.

[ Doorbell Ringing ]

WHAT NOW ?

IT'S YOUR TURN, YOUR MAJESTY.

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE RULES. THERE AREN'T ANY.

WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW. AND YOU WON'T BE RUNNING OFF ANYMORE.

I'M STAYING HERE, GENERAL.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. SMART THINKING.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL JOURNEYS...

ARE TAKEN THROUGH THE WINDOW.