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KEEP AWAY

What're you doing?

What's up, Leonidas?

Turn off the engine!

Turn off the engine!

You ran a red light.

Driving license and registration.

Was anyone coming?

I said driving license and registration!

What license?

Fine. Then give me the registration.

-I don't have one. -You don't?

Where are the license plates?

-What? -What! Step on the brake!

No, I won't.

Do as I tell you!

Let's see where it gets you.

Where are your brake lights?

Get out!

-Out! -Let go of me!

Where were you before? Who does the fruit belong to?

Do you have a delivery order?

No, eh?

Get back inside!

Get inside! Go on!

Now listen. I'm not going to give you a ticket...

but this is an official warning.

-Don't do it again. -Can I go now?

Go!

Hey, Leonidas, give us a push.

Release the handbrake!

Good, good morning with Aggeliki

Good morning. Good morning.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-How lovely it was last night! -A fantastic evening.

-Unique! -Perfect!

Thanks.

I asked for custard cake.

Many of you asked that we show the Awards ceremony again.

We've never received so many e-mails.

-134 e-mails! -I asked for custard cake!

The teacher got the last one.

So here's the moment you asked to see again.

Just for you.

Just for you.

And now the award for Best Morning TV Host!

You should see the dress she wore!

Awesome! I saw it last night.

The winner is, my very good friend Aggeliki Pleiades!

Welldone, my dear.

Look how happy she is!

She must had been so anxious...

all night waiting if she wins or not.

I told Giorgos. She is gonna win!

Congratulations.

Our Aggeliki! Oh dear! Look how beautiful she is!

A great moment for our little island!

A big thank you to the readers of TV World for voting for me...

to the Channel for supporting me in this difficult...

but also very beautiful adventure we call television.

To my colleagues. This belongs to all of us.

Thank you very much.

-A doll! A real doll! -Gorgeous, just gorgeous!

It really was a wonderful evening.

But on with today's program...

and Niki who has fantastic news for all of us...

who'd like to sunbathe and lose weight at the same time.

It's a wonderful cream made from 100% natural ingredients...

and of course pistachios.

Put on your swimsuits!

Can't you hear me?

Put on your swimsuits!

Get a move on!

Any news about my transfer, Chief?

Wouldn't I have said something? What do you think?

-D'you think there is? -No.

Right. And why not?

It's a matter of priorities.

And?

Come on! Say it!

Connections.

And what do you have?

I don't have any.

I just thought maybe you could do something.

D'you know what it's like in the big city?

Prostitution, drugs, traffic accidents, stabbings...

All day long you're stressed out.

Is that any place for a young cop like you?

Here, you have it all : sea, sunshine, island...

Get a move on, Victoria.

So long, Leonidas.

Is the Chief here?

Are you kidding me?

Think you can come into the police station on a bicycle?

Get out! Get out I tell you!

What d'you want him for?

Get dressed and come with me.

Stand aside. Stand aside.

What happened?

Over there, officer. On the rocks.

Are you kidding me?

In Albania in the days of Enver Hoxha's...

I used to climb very high mountains.

You're securely tied.

Pull!

Hang on...

A pillow...

Hang on... Raise his head.

Good.

Make the sign of the cross.

Don't let the dirtbag touch the fruit.

What?

I said don't let the dirtbag touch the fruit.

Show some respect!

-Are you sure? -He's small. He'll fit.

Yes, but it's not very dignified, is it?

Until the doctor examines him.

Squeeze the head in.

Okay.

What d'you think? 10, 12 degrees should be okay.

What are we going to do with all the ice cream?

Just think. This was once the capital of this island...

and Atlantis used to be out there.

Sank in just one night after an earthquake.

End of story! Time waits for no man.

We're born, we die.

We're just visitors.

Have you been on the island long?

Two terms. Four years. I'm asking for a third.

Why?

It's nice here.

I know. The first 100 years are tough. After that...

They're melting. It's a shame to waste them.

You should have taken one with strawberry. They're the best.

Long life to the rest of us.

Chief!

Did you put him in the fridge?

-To preserve hi m. -Why? To embalm him?

You've frozen him, Leonidas!

Remember him at the game with Fira?

-That was some goal! -Last minute of overtime!

Yeah with that amazing left foot he had!

He was right-footed.

Maybe, but he scored that goal with an incredible kick...

from 25m away with his left foot.

Did you ever see him play soccer, Leonidas?

Aren't you going to do an autopsy?

Why should we? Isn't it obvious, Leonidas?

He fell down the cliff and broke his skull.

Severe bruising, multiple fractures...

But how did he fall?

He just fell.

He must have been returning home drunk as usual...

Iost in his own world as always...

and he fell!

And I told him! I swear to God I did!

Quit acting like Maradona at your age, Zacharias!

But he wouldn't listen.

-Fix that wall. -So no one else falls.

We'd have won the Cyclades Cup that year...

if Zacharias hadn't left the team.

Yeah, right. And the Champions League.

And make the arrangements for the funeral.

Who did win it that year anyway?

-Real. -Real or Barcelona?

Real.

An accident? I don't think so.

ANTIGONE'S ROOMS TO LET WITH A VIEW

Antigone, not in the harbor, my dear, we've been over that.

Please let us do our job.

How about letting us do our job too, Giorgos?

Smoking again, Aggeliki?

Leave me alone, Mom. I'm not a kid any more.

Not in the flowers, Aggeliki!

She arrived last night.

Got off the ferry and didn't even stop to say hello.

It won't come off no matter how hard I try!

Here hold this.

How many times have I said someone's bound to fall?

But does anybody listen? Nobody listens.

How was he? Did he look as if he suffered?

-Who? Zacharias? -Yes.

No, he looked fine.

-Give me the broom. -What?

The broom.

Throw some water... here.

Come on then!

Right here.

May God rest his soul.

I saw him that night and I felt...

such a fluttering, just like then with Princess Diana.

Come on. Scrub.

-But how was I to know? -What exactly did you see?

I was watching the Awards on TV and our Aggeliki...

She did well our girl, eh? And then I heard him!

That poor ill-fated man...

Dirtbag! Shitty old man!

My curse on you!

I'm going to pulverize you!

Go fall off the cliff! D'you hear me?

3 parts water, 1 Ajax.

Ever tried to get rid of the smell of piss?

Impossible!

I got it for my grandchild.

But his Mom made him leave it here.

-You didn't see anything else? -No, nothing. Like what?

-And you didn't hear anything? -No, nothing.

-Just Mrs. Pleiades screaming. -Screaming?

-Mrs. Pleiades? -Yes. So did I and my husband!

But you said you didn't see him fall.

Who? No. I'm talking about the Awards on TV.

Screaming with joy for our Aggeliki. A real goddess, right?

-Hello, Mrs. Pleiades. -Hello, Leonidas.

-What's this? -Rice pudding with cinnamon.

Thank you.

-May I ask you a few questions? -What questions?

About Mr. Zacharias...

Did you happen to see anything that night?

-No, I didn't. -And your daughter?

-Is Miss Pleiades in? -Aggeliki?

Yes. Could I talk to her?

Don't you have anything better to do?

What did he want?

Nothing.

I thought he asked to see me.

I told him you were resting.

I'm going to get some air.

Don't be late. We'll have dinner together.

Did you run out of gas?

Eh? No.

You probably flooded it.

I'll wait for you at Oasis.

Hi there! Sit!

-You flooded it, eh? -What?

I said you flooded it.

Er... yes.

I'll go bring something to nibble on.

In Athens, it never tastes the same.

-You're Leonidas, right? -Yes.

-I'm Aggeliki. -I know who you are.

So why're you following me?

I wanted to ask you a few questions.

Really?

Someone fell down the cliff the other day.

-Zacharias. -That's right.

Did you know him?

-It's a small island. -Are you kidding me?

-Did you know him well? -Not well enough.

-Why do you ask? -No reason.

-What? Out of curiosity? -Yes. Out of curiosity.

Hello. Hold on. I can't hear you.

The fiance. His ship is due tomorrow.

-Fotini's getting married? -Yes.

Congratulations!

-Who's the lucky guy? -Giannis. Antigone's son.

You and Antigone are going to be in-laws?

What can I do?

-Congratulations. -Thanks.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well it wasn't the reason I called you.

To your daughter's wedding.

And to yours.

Oh no!

There's a better signal over there.

My Dad...

he really liked to dance that.

So let's see if he taught you anything.

I knew you'd come as soon as you heard about it.

-To Zacharias! -To Zacharias!

He used to say they were the ones who ruined him.

They didn't want a "foreigner" to do well.

Look at them! With their cruise ships and luxury hotels!

They got everything.

And they had to get him too.

Who?

You know something about Zacharias' death?

He went to Australia to get ahead and they stepped on him.

Ever since then he kept saying they were after hi m.

After him?

Who owns Australia?

The Australians.

Of course not. The English.

And who owns the English?

The Americans!

Why should Zacharias fall down the cliff?

He used to go by that way many times so why...

should he slip and fall now?

Killers of the People!

Nothing happens on this planet without them being involved.

Give us a break, Panagiotis!

Don't you remember what happened with Ocalan?

Is it possible Zacharias was connected with Ocalan?

I don't know.

Come along!

Come on! Come on!

I'm on a roll!

Stop!

No! Stop it!

Can't you hear?

Stop it! What d'you think you're doing?

-What's that dumb broad doing? -Bastard!

Stop it, Aggeliki!

Take it easy, Aggeliki!

Is she crazy?

What are you doing? Why are you demolishing the house?

-They pay me. It's a job. -Who paid you?

The Doctor, no the Mayor.

Just like that? In the middle of the night?

It's too hot during the day.

You're not tearing down this house, understand?

Okay, Musafer, let it go. I'll talk to the mayor.

-Sure? -Yes, sure!

It's okay I tell you. Go home.

Crazy Greeks!

Why is it so important to you?

You must be the only person on the island that doesn't know.

My mother and Zacharias.

They ran away to Athens, planning to go to Australia.

But she didn't go with him.

She left him and returned to her family.

Look at the stuff he kept.

He didn't do well in Australia.

He returned and found her married. And with a child.

His child.

You knew?

I never even tried to talk to him.

And your mother?

She denies everything.

She's good at organizing her emotions.

D'you mind if I hang on to this for now?

I want it back though.

Shall we lie down for a little?

What are you doing there, boy? Let me see.

What are you looking at? Go away, you dirty boy!

Cough!

-They were naked? -Naked or not...

they were kissing in Christ's cove.

Go on! Tell us!

Way to go Leonidas! Finally!

-Did you hear? -What?

Leonidas and Aggeliki, they were making out.

Who told you?

I have news for you!

Leonidas and Aggeliki are involved...

and they're probably getting married!

Didn't I tell you?!

I know it's not very dignified...

but we didn't have too many options.

-So, the second grade... -Hey, Stelio...

Where's Zacharias?

D'you know what damage this could do to the tourism...

of this island and all of Greece?

Good thing I got hold of them first!

Grab the bag with the bottles.

What tourism? Are you kidding me?

Who comes to this island?

And who authorized you to go investigating?

It's my job!

Your job is to do what I tell you to.

They could have posted them on the Internet.

We'd have become a global laughing stock!

Come along! Move!

Chief, listen...

There's no way Zacharias' death was an accident!

Gimme a break, Sherlock Holmes!

Leonidas, get a grip!

Let's bury the man and put an end to this affair.

We stopped Zacharias' house from being torn down...

and now he tells me... no, he threatens me...

stop the investigation or else!

Let him try and stop me!

This is no coincidence.

They're all in it together.

Plus 15, minus 7,45, plus...

Say, don't you have something more simple?

No? I didn't think so. Okay, I'll take it.

You saw? Of course you didn't!

See what?

You must be out of your mind.

Is this what they teach you at Police Academy?

What can I do? Antigone doesn't stock...

professional surveillance equipment.

Okay, this goes right here.

I'm surprised she even has these.

Her daughter told her she won't bring her grandson...

to the island if she can't get the nappies she wants...

so she filled her entire shop with baby stuff.

You know them better than I do.

Hold it there.

Listen. You stay calm.

Don't attack her like you did Musafer.

Okay, okay.

Say something.

Come in. Can you hear me?

Sure I do. Go further away.

Testing, one, two, testing.

Welcome to the morning TV show: "Good, good morning to you."

Well hello there, Aggeliki!

-Hello. How are you? -Just fine.

What brings you this way? You'll tell me everything now,

but first let me get you something.

-All I can offer you is coffee. -No, nothing. Thanks.

Costas!

Two coffees, black.

Coming right up!

-It's about Zacharias... -May he rest in peace.

I saw they're tearing down his house and I wanted...

Yes! Finally! 5 years I've been waiting to do that.

Excuse me?

Guess what we plan to put up in place of that dump?

What?

Just you wait.

Ready?

Are they kidding me?

What d'you think? It'll be the biggest in Greece...

in the whole Mediterranean!

The biggest waterslide.

A water park? On the island? Why?

Tourists don't like to lie on pebble beaches...

they leave nasty marks on their bums!

It's the only way we'll be able to compete...

-with our rivals opposite. -Hello, Aggeliki. Everything OK?

-Your Mom? The TV channel? -Everything fine, Costas.

Didn't I say you should knock?

Leave them there.

Is this why we pay you? To play with dollhouses all day?

We're still waiting for that new road.

We saw what you did when you were in office.

All you can do is criticize others.

Get going. You talk too much.

Crap!

Just you wait till election time and I'll show you!

Dollhouses and crap!

I haven't shown you the best thing yet!

What does it say here?

-You shouldn't... -It was the least we could do.

After all the key to this whole project is...

on the one hand your mother's property... she's a partner...

and on the other Zacharias' house...

which now belongs to the municipality...

Here. Have a go on your water slide. See how well it slides!

Would you look at that? Poor pet.

What am I going to do with you now?

PEBBLES ONLY LIKE IT OR NOT

TAKE YOUR WATER SLIDES SOMEWHERE ELSE

Where've you been all day?

I'm taking the paints and the ladder.

We got a fax.

What? Now you're a painter? You resigned from the force?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

I thought you didn't have any connections.

"Effective immediately".

It's not possible. You must know someone.

Where? At the Ministry? At Headquarters?

Someone somewhere...

Aggeliki!

-We're leaving! -What?

We're out of here!

No more signs, no more nudists,

no more endless blue custard cakes, rice puddings!

What happened?

I've been transferred to Athens.

"Effective immediately".

Weren't you the one who said we should stay?

D'you know how long I waited for this?

You're just like all the others.

All you care about is yourself and your shitty career!

And you're different?

I've given up everything to be here.

Yes, but you waited for him to die first.

Leonidas!

Have a good trip, Leonidas!

The big one is for my son in Athens...

and the small one is for you...

-for the trip. -Take care.

So long. Have a good trip.

Thank you for everything. Take care.

And take care, okay?

And next time you get to take the strawberry ice cream.

Leonida, you see you give it to hi m today...

because it might go bad. D'you hear me?

Come in. Can you hear me?

Sure I do. Go further away.

Testing, one, two, testing.

Welcome to the morning TV show: "Good, good morning to you".

Come again!

Chief.

Stop, please.

I want to see him one last time.

He looks good, eh?

Who prepared the body?

Musafer. In Albania he used to work in the theater.

Thank you.

Shall I close it?

Zacharias Karagiannis Died 08.05.2007 Aged 71

Aggeliki Karagiannis.

It sounds good.

Perfect. How did you think of it?

I saw it in a documentary.

Ah Leonidas, you dimwit!

Where's all this going? Can you tell me?

Where do you think?

And the keys...

and you stay here until I say otherwise. Understand?

Amazing what Antigone has collected in this room.

Not bad for a prison.

-Ready? -Let's see then.

Maroula made it specially for you.

You don't say?

-Do I cut it? -Go ahead.

What's this?

What...?

What is this?

-A file? -Yes, a file.

-Are you kidding me? -Yes, we're kidding you!

Now you're laughing at me too?

-What is this? -Leave it and let's eat.

Eat what?

From the window!

It's okay. I got permission. He can come.

Well done, Fotini.

She only has one goddaughter.

I'm going to get ready.

All the best.

The doctor... I mean the mayor... is her godmother.

-D'you have a suit? -A suit?

Forget it. I'll find one for you.

Over there.

There. Push it in.

Get back!

Open heavens high above...

Holy Mary come down to us...

Hello. We're on our way. We're almost there.

Bestow your blessing on...

the wedding crowns we make today...

No, thanks.

Did you speak to my Dad? He says you owe him money.

What for?

The fruit you ruined when you put Zacharias in the truck.

See what I have to live with?

If I don't leave the island, they'll do me in...

-Just like they did Zacharias. -What did they do?

You believe it was an accident?

What do you think?

He'd had it with this place.

I bet that on that night...

he stood on the edge of that cliff...

and told everyone and everything to fuck off.

Remember the expression on his face when you found him?

He was smiling.

The bastard got out of here and he was smiling.

How can you talk like that?

Ladies and gentlemen...

tonight we have with us the brightest morning star...

who makes us proud every day. Our very own Aggeliki Pleiades.

Thank you Panagiotis.

I'd like to wish the newlyweds a long and happy life!

As of today I will be known not as Aggeliki Pleiades...

but as Aggeliki Karagiannis.

We'll say you got carried away by your emotions.

I meant it and I'm staying here.

What d'you mean here, Aggeliki?

Here on the island.

And the award? Your career? The Channel?

Everyone knows you as Pleiades...

He was my father, wasn't he? Tell me!

Tell me!

Aggeliki, please listen to me.

Come to your senses. Forget this obsession of yours.

What sort of life d'you think you can have here?

You live in a big city. You have a career! You're famous!

You want to throw it all away?

Throw what away? This?

Aggeliki! Don't!

Stop it!

Please calm down!

Stop it!

Please stop it! Stop it!

Please!

Stop it!

The electric power's back!

Everything okay...

For the newlyweds.

To their health Musafer!

And may you have many descendents!

Hold this.

My daughter.

Gymnastics.

This year she was Albanian champion.

She called me when she won.

Screaming with joy.

She's very sweet.

You must be very proud.

Moments like these you should be with your family.

Get up! Let's go talk to her.

Who?

-Your mother. -Why?

-You'll see. Come along. -You go.

Come on I tell you. I just realized something.

Come on!

Mrs. Pleiades...

Mrs. Pleiades?

She's dead drunk.

Shouldn't we get her to bed?

No, Zacharias, don't go. Stay here with me. Stay.

Stay...

You asked him to stay?

What?

In your sleep... you asked Zacharias to stay.

He left me.

It was his idea we go to Australia.

I didn't care about money...

but it mattered to him.

I didn't want him to stay here because I was pregnant...

so I didn't tell him...

ever...

I let him go.

Why didn't you tell me?

He said he would send for me...

that it was better this way.

He never did.

-How is she? -She's asleep.

I think he was here that night because of the Awards.

He wanted to be close to you and your mother.

-What's that? -A present for Mom.

-Samsung. -Come on. Give us a hand.

Let's go.

Put on Aggeliki's channel.

It's not my channel, Mom.

Look! Your show! Please turn it up, Leonidas!

Good, good morning with Niki

The slut! My show!

-Good morning, -Good morning to you.

Welcome to our morning show.

We're so happy you're here with us.

I don't believe it!

I'll be back this weekend or the next.

As soon as I get my show back.

And to think that I got her on the show!

I've got to go.

Fucking great jump, dude!

Hello.

Aggeliki... hang on a sec.

I can't hear you. Hold on.

Hello, Aggeliki.

Aggeliki, I'm out of range.

-Good, good morning to you all. -Good morning.

In a little while we'll meet a new addition to our show...

Pepi.

We'd also like to send kisses and good wishes to Niki...

All the best with her new show at Naxos TV.

Good luck, Niki.

Today I'd like to start the show with something...

I've never done before. I'd like to thank my mother...

for all she's done for me.

Are you kidding me!

That's it!

How smart you look.

I'd tell you more about how handsome you look...

but we mustn't keep our viewers waiting...

So the nominees for the award are: Eleni Menegaki for...

"Coffee with Eleni" Alpha TV. Grigoris Arnaoutoglou...

for "A beautiful world in the morning" Mega TV...

Eleonora Meleti for "Morning Coffee" Antenna TV...

and Aggeliki Pleiades for "Good, good morning" RTE 1 TV.

And the award goes...

to my very good friend Aggeliki Pleiades...

How much sugar do we we put in the eggs?

-One cup of sugar... -One cup of sugar...

We grind a lemon and add a teaspoonful.

We break our eggs one by one...

and add the sugar.

These are the eggs you brought from your village?

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