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I have already taken a shower

What about you?

We need to be quick today

I got a dinner date

The same price as always, $1,000

You can go for dinner now

Here is some money fortaxi

What's wrong?

I can't make love in a hurry

No, I didn't mean that

Good evening, boss

Good evening, boss

"Golden Basin Foot Massage Palace"

Good evening, boss

Sha Sha, bring some drinks to my office

Okay

Can you my age by touching?

You are kidding me

He likes dealing with student girls

It's just a normal relation

This guy really sucks

Yeah, they're all the same nowadays

Alright, I'll give you another massage later

My back hufts

Well, let's work on it later

Discard your hand!

Throw your hand away

See who wins

Look at it and throw your hand away

Show your hand!

Show it!

You must have lost

Look at your third card!

Show your hand!

Jerk!

This is really great

Watch out, I got AIDS

You got AIDS?

So what about AIDS?

It only confirms your sexual prowess

Is that so?

Yeah

We are not bad either

Not there, it's here, here

Don't mess around

I thought you'd fallen asleep

Get up

No, I didn't...

Let me give you a back massage

Is it that bad?

Thank you, Mr. Zhou

Come to see me next time

I've got five customers

Already five?

Four

Actually how many?

Four

Only four?

I've got eight

How come you have so few?

Pingguo, take a puff

Quick

I'm cutting her hair

I want to buy an apaftment

Stop day-dreaming

Can you get me that comb?

With only four customers a day?

I meant at our hometown

Silly girl

You have a long way to go

A guy who washes cars across the street

The one with the long face

He wants to date me tonight

How can I trick him to think I'm still a virgin?

Tell me, tell me

Just go buy yourself a cherry

Where can I buy one?

Everywhere, it's cheap

Tell me where?

How should I know?

Oh, brushing your teeth?

Try some of this

Oh, it dropped

Don't you ever come to see me at work

If my boss knows that I'm married, I'm finished

I never go there

Yeah right, I saw you once at the entrance

You spilled on your shift

You didn't flip the cover again?

What are you doing in here?

I want to take a shower

Wait a second, let me out first

Let me out

Let's shower together

I have already showered at work

Stop messing around

You'll ruin my clothes

Come on

That's really nice

See, my bra is soaking wet

Close your eyes

Let's make love in bed

I learned this from watching porno

Shame on you

Let's try it

This way

Slowly

That's cool

We haven't made love for days

I can't control myself

Slowly, slowly

Let's change position, it's too wild

Don't move, don't move

I'm overwhelmed

So what?

He just touched you a little bit

What's happening?

What have you got to lose?

He is one of my best customers

Where did he touch you?

Be smaft!

If he wants to feel your tits

Just give him your hands

And chat with him

Enough, stay out of this

The trouble is not about being touched

What did he do to Xiao Mei?

It's not about what a customer could do to her

It's about what she did to the customer!

Look at this!

She sliced off his toe nail with this

The water turned crimson with blood

Served him right!

You still have the nerve to talk

Let Xiao Mei apologize to him

Tell him she is too young

I don't need your advice

You know what he said?

If I don't sack Xiao Mei

They will smash this whole place up

Just come in and be paid

Boss

Stop talking

I can't keep you here, go somewhere else

For sure Xiao Mei wasn't intentional

Shut up and go back to work

Xiao Mei

Shit, finished!

Beijing is so big

Beijing is this big...

How could there be no space for a little me?

How little?

Just this little

Let me see!

Sister

They're all fucking jerks!

Fucking "stupid fucks"

You've only been in Beijing a few months

You've already learned to say "stupid fucks"!

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine

Sorry

Sorry

So the time forthe next poker game is fixed

Bring more money with you then

Get up

People are coming

Leave me alone

An Kun

We made love last night...

What?

Who are you?

Boss, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Boss!

Boss, please stop it!

I'm not doing this on purpose

I don't want this please...

Be quiet

I won't be hurting you

Fuck

Fuck

Stupid bitch, motherfucker

What the fuck are you staring at?

You've never seen this before?

I fuck your whole family

Don't fucking smash my window

You, what are you doing here?

Get out of here!

I'll kill you!

I will kill you!

Are you crazy?

Get the security guards

You screwed my wife

I'll kill you!

Dare to fuck my wife

Get Liu Pingguo here

Get him out of here!

Don't let him in again

I will report you!

What are you doing?

Stop bashing yourself!

What are you doing to yourself?

You fucking dirty bitch

Stupid bitch!

Go away

I won't

We've already got enough trouble

Get out

Why do you want to kick me out?

I won't go!

I won't go!

Where is your underwear?

Did he fuck you like this?

Did he fuck you like this?

Did he fuck you like this?

Mrs. Lin

Why don't you take your wife to my beauty salon?

You don't want to wait for the boss?

Is he up to any mischief lately?

You must be kidding

He is a fine gentleman

If he is a gentleman, we are all saints!

That's not the case

See you, Mrs. Lin

Fuck!

Who the fuck did this?

I have so much to worry about

Yes

Alright

Hey, where is my hair clip?

This one?

Yeah, that's it

My boyfriend bought it for me

Hello

What are you talking about?

There are more than 50 girls at my place

How would I know who is Liu Pingguo?

Whoever fucked your wife is a bastard

What? $20,000!

$20,000? You're crazy, go rob a bank

You still owe me $200

What the fuck is emotional distress?

Fuck you

I will break your leg, asshole

Go away

Did you say I owe you $200?

I'm not that kind of guy

Thanks, I'll serve you even better next time

Hello, I'm on my way

Boss

You didn't tell me that you're married

Boss, I'd like to talk to you

Asking for money again?

You two make a perfect team

No, it's not like that, Boss

Let's talk in the car

$2,000

That's the end of it

Understand?

I didn't come for money

I didn't know An Kun asked you for money

I don't care if you do or not

From now on

I never want to see you again

Neither of you

Boss, are you firing me?

You don't expect a promotion, do you?

Actually, it was just an one-night stand

Boss, but how could that be?

I never wanted...

It was you who started it

You had an orgasm, right?

Get out of my car

I got to go home

Boss

You can't put the blame on me!

Really, if you want to fire me

I will report you for rape

On what ground?

The stuff that you left on my skirt

Who do you think I'm? Bill Clinton?

An Kun doesn't know about it

I will not tell anybody

Boss

Is that alright?

Does this hurt?

Not hurt

I'm telling you

You can lose more weight with love-making

People like us

We don't get laid easily

We can only lay here cupping

That's you not me

How do you manage your problem?

What problem?

Infertility is not a problem!

I don't want a child anyway

Mrs. Lin, someone's looking for you

A man or a woman?

A man

Where are my cigarettes?

I'm telling you the truth

I'm telling you my true feeling

I'm not surprised at what that bastard did

It's not the first time

Expecting a man to not fuck around Is like expecting a dog not to look for bones

But asking me for money

That's not very smart

I'll tell you why

Even if I have problems with my husband

We are still a couple on the same side

I won't do anything against my self interest

While we both feel cheated

But if you're asking me for money as a redemption

You are asking me to act against my self interest

Do you understand, boy?

If you don't pay, I will report him

My husband screwed your wife, right?

He did it against her will

Against her will, and you feel bad about it?

Not only that, I am hurt and depressed

You are hurt?

If he denies it, you'll never get your $20,000

Right?

If he admits it, it would be easy

You are heading in the wrong direction

No matter what, he won't give you money

He doesn't care much about money

But he does care a lot more about face

He will lose face if he gives you money

Cutie, there is no way you can get that money

You want to report him?

It is a no-win situation for you, too

What evidence have you got?

Who can tell what really happened?

Isn't that obvious?

Unless you really love money

If you're not just in for the money

I can have other solutions for you

Like what?

My husband fucked your wife

Why don't you fuck his wife?

That bastard

That asshole

What are you staring at?

It's French

A gift from a customer

Perfume?

Perfume

It's gorgeous

Anyway, it's free

Just eat

You know how stupid the jerk is?

He not only sings like shit, but filthy-minded as well

I told him if he wants to touch me

He has to buy me a cell phone

And he really bought me one

You let him touched you?

Only once

Look, nice phone?

That jerk is calling again

Let's take a picture

Is the picture clear?

Very clear

As good as a proper camera?

An Kun

We don't need him in the picture

An Kun

Get closer

Get ready

3, 2, 1

Somebody is outside the window

How could it be?

Yeah, there's someone

The curtain is drawn, how could you tell?

There's really someone

There's no one

You fucked somebody's wife

What are you talking about?

Her husband even saw your butt

That jerk came to you?

Don't listen to him

He's all bullshit

I'm not talking to you anymore

Get me the candle

Fuck

It's not mine

For sure, it's not mine

What if it's yours?

No way, we didn't have sex back then

You don't remember anything, do you?

Of course we did

We did at that time

I'll drink your pee if it is mine

Go drink it!

I don't want it anyway

I will get an abortion tomorrow

Fucking shit

What are you doing?

Why are you talking like that?

Stop talking about the past

Don't do it

It's none of your business

Since it is not yours, why keep it?

If you dare to do it, I'll break your leg

I will do it tomorrow

It's my belly, not yours

Don't do that

This is a chance from heaven

How are you related to him?

I'm his cousin

He says he's your cousin

Are you his wife's cousin?

Yeah

You can go in

No, no. I'm not here to fight

I'm here to tell you something

You dare to claim to be my cousin?

I was afraid you wouldn't let me in

Of course I don't want you to come in

Go away

I really have something to tell you

You have a cold, is it serious?

Liu Pingguo is pregnant

Congratulations

I should congratulate you

Your wife is pregnant, what's that to do with me?

Let's calculate the dates

On September 20, you and Liu Pingguo...

Today is October 23

See, the dates match

What do you mean by that?

I tell you, as long as I live

You won't get a penny from me

I'm just talking with you

Look, this is caused by you

You should accept your responsibility

Now, she is pregnant

If you want to report me

Go ahead

I just want to talk to you

Get out

I will call security

Why are you so rude?

I will report you for sure

You just go ahead and file your case

Why ask me to pick you up?

Where's your car?

Flat tire

Liu Pingguo is pregnant

You have to accept it

I've already made my decision

My principle is that anything with a 70% chance

Then it is worth trying

We are a married couple

This will never change

We can adopt this baby

I can't change what you have already decided

Sixteen years and it's always like this

I can only accept it

However, we must sign an agreement

If during this process you do anything to hurt me

For example...

You start another affair with Liu Pingguo

Or to do something harmful to me

All your assets will be mine

Wang Mei, when I think about this

I think of us as a family

If you talk like that

We are up against each other

But I can't act like a lamb

Waiting to be slaughtered by you

Alright

So if anything happened

I'll split my assets fifty-fifty with you

You think I will fall for a country girl?

Pull over

What? I can't stop here

Pull over!

Wang Mei

Wang Mei

Come on up here, let's talk

Up here!

What's your blood type?

Type "A"

I'm a "B"

What about Liu Pingguo?

She is an "O"

Let's put it this way

If this baby is born a "B"

Then it's my child and I'll keep it

I'll pay you $100,000

If it's blood type "A"

You will not lose everything

Because you'll have your own child

If it's blood type "O"

Then we'll have to undergo a DNA test

What do you think about this deal?

It's not right

What's wrong with it?

Tell me

I don't think we can do it like this

Earlier you denied you and my wife had...

So you refused to pay me $20,000

That is one issue

Now you want this child

That's a different issue

This is about two separate issues

Your logic is wrong

If you accept my deal, there's only one issue

Then it's only $100,000

How can it be just one issue?

You didn't even want to pay me before

Because you denied you and my wife have ever...

This is irrelevant

It is relevant!

Do you now admit you fucked my wife?

Why bring this up again?

There's no need to talk about this

This is the key to both issues

Since you want your child

You have therefore admitted you fucked my wife

So you must pay me $100,000 first

No, $20,000 for compensation

This is one issue

Now Liu Pingguo is pregnant

You want that baby in her belly

So you must pay me another $100,000

That's the second issue

We are talking about two issues!

Right now, I can't tell you clearly

But what I can tell you is

No matterwhat, there is only one deal

$100,000 total

It's not $100,000, but $120,000

This is something more than just money

If this is not about money, what is it about?

Fuck

Fuck

It didn't happen, right?

She disappeared

There's nobody down there

Nobody

"Painless Aboftion"

Don't move

Just one moment, don't move

If we don't take out the entire fetus

You will have to do the abortion again

You'll have to come back

How could it be?

What are you looking at?

I did it

I did the abortion

Just finished

Are you out of your mind?

You are crazy

You are so silly

Believe it or not

I have no appetite

What are you doing?

You are hurting me

Wang Mei, please change seat with An Kun

An Kun, like what we agreed the other day

Here is $20,000 to compensate you for your distress

And here is another $100,000

You should visit my place for a facial

No, thanks

I'll stamp it first

Okay

Two copies of the contract

We each keep a copy

For a successful paftnership

From now on, Liu Pingguo becomes...

our most precious thing needing protection

You must treat her well

Otherwise you will not see a penny

It's time to make the first payment

Here is $20,000, count it

Let's have a toast!

We'll let bygones be bygones

We are good friends now

5, 6, 7, 8, 1...

Yeah, right, with a smile

Always smile to our customers at work

Right

Harder, harder

You don't need to dance

I'm fine

Go back and rest

Go

Keep up with the dancing

Dance harder, smile, smile

Come on, don't look away, smile

Follow me

Follow me

Yes

Okay...

Dry up

Get me my clothes

I'm freezing

Pingguo, here you are...

Wait

Just a second

Who is that?

It's me

Your place is really hard to find

How do you know where we live?

Where is Pingguo?

She's taking a shower

Pingguo

He is here

Who's here?

Mr. Lin.

Oh, you two took a shower together?

That is not right!

What's wrong with that?

What if you could not control yourself?

We are married and we're not having an affair

Making love too often will affect the baby

Anyway, I said what I have to say

Before Liu Pingguo gives birth,

You'd better stop making love with her

Also look, your place is filthy

You should clean up regularly

Open the window to let in fresh air

Let me open the window

Do you snore?

No, never

You never snore?

No

What? You don't snore?

You snore like a pig!

I bought these pills for myself

Now, I'm giving them to you

Take them twice a day

Two tablets at a time

Make sure you take them before you sleep

Remember?

It's called "Quiet Nights"

Pingguo, come here

Here are some dietary supplements for you

I tried them

They taste awful

But you should take them anyway

They are good for the baby

On which side of the bed do you sleep?

On the right

But you should start sleeping on the left

Why?

My parents told me

Sleeping on the left will bring you a boy

An Kun, you should sleep in here

I'm leaving

Take it easy

I told you not to take this home

When did I ever snore?

That's bullshit

I won't take this shit

You snore loudly and you don't know

Take them, they're very expensive

Also very useful

Eat, you have them

What's wrong?

What's your problem?

You blow your top for nothing

Come on, let's put them on the shelf

My belly is hurting

Hurry up

How come it only has six nails?

It's over there

The child must be mine, right?

It's a gamble, either you lose or win

Willing to gamble and willing to lose

How do you know that I would lose?

Can you stop making noises?

He's kicking, that little thing

You kick when your dad is near

You can hear the kicking?

Yes, yes

The baby is kicking less than before

The baby just want to greet his dad

Come on baby, kick one more time

You really make your dad proud

How could you be so sure the child is yours?

It must be my child

Why don't you come over and try?

See if he kicks for you or not

Keep the hammer away

How is it, is he kicking?

No kicking, right?

You are so stupid!

Kicking proves nothing

You'd better pray that the child's mine

If you want to fix the chair, go outside

The noise will frighten my baby

He's kicking again, see

He kicks as long as I'm near

Baby...

So salty, my throat hurting

The eggplant you cooked was so salty

The eggplant you cooked was so salty

My throat hurts like hell

If you let him hover around your belly again

I will hit you

What if this is your child?

I'm talking to you

Push harder, harder

Spread your legs!

Don't cross them

Push, push

Hold her legs up a bit

Push

Push a bit more, push

It will be okay in a second

Okay

Okay, here it is

It's a boy

Comes home and closes door

My daughter stays on the Internet...

Dr. Zhang

Here's the birth certificate with his blood type

Thanks

I read the news and it scared me...

Dr. Zhang, there's something wrong here

I'm not blood type "A", I'm a "B"

Your wife must be "A"

No, she is type "O"

Surely someone has made a mistake

No, there's no mistake

Maybe your wife has been seeing someone else

Dr. Zhang, you should not say that

How could that be wrong?

A hospital like this doesn't make mistakes

Dr. Zhang

I'll tell you the truth

My wife was indeed seeing someone else

I thought we could get it over

But it showed up here again

You must decide for yourself

I'd like you to change this to "B"

It is not possible

Do this as a favour to me

Because of the wrong blood type

My wife might divorce me

But I don't want to leave her

You should clarify it and decide

I don't care about the child's true identity

Dr. Zhang, I'll treat him as my own

My wife is very stubborn

When I discovered her affair

She want to suicide

If she does that again

Who will take care of this child?

What will this family then?

This is something very wrong

How could I change your mind?

$1,500?

It's impossible

I don't want to give you trouble

$2,500?

Even $3,000 will not do

What's that?

Don't confuse the others

Okay, okay...

I thought a thief has broken into my place

You treat my place like a cash machine

Taking money whenever you want

I don't have enough money for you to take

The device you bought is imported?

How much is it?

Spend carefully when you have money

What if one day we got nothing left

All our money is gone

The cars are gone

The people are gone

What do we do then?

I've already paid for the child

As per the agreement

Once Liu Pingguo leaves hospital

We take the child home

She will nurse him for half a year

Then she will be gone

Where are you going?

What a cute baby!

Big eyes just like his mom

Here is a gift from us

Thanks

Such a gorgeous baby

His eyes look just like Lin Dong's

Like his dad, huh?

No, he looks more like his mom

Normally sons take after their mom

Have some cake, everyone

Don't wake him up

You all brought him gifts?

Congratulations, Mr. Lin

Wang Mei, take a sip too

Congratulations

Thank you!

Congratulation for having a son at your age

It's not easy for an old man

Who's old?

I'm old, I'm old

Maybe you should also have a baby?

Why we are like their servants?

Today Wang Mei is the child's mother

So we have to stay in the kitchen

You are the problem

They want me to nurse the baby

You insist on coming with me

So irritating

What do you mean?

You are not part of this house yet

Already looking down on me...

Is the salad ready?

It's ready. Here, take it

I feels like I'm bursting

My breasts are so full

Liu Pingguo, could you feed him?

Give him to me, just the right time

You should move in tomorrow

You don't have to bring anything

I have clothes here that you can wear

To others you are our nanny

I'd ratherwear my own clothes

Bodhisattva

This is where I conceive my son

It's a blessed place

May the Bodhisattva watch over me

All my desires will realize

My business prospers

And my family lives in peace

Good morning

Why do you cook yourself?

I didn't wake you up since you were tired

Wake me, it doesn't matter

Pingguo, help me to set the table

Can you manage on your own?

Sure

Just set the table for two

What about Mrs. Lin?

She went to the bank this morning

She didn't have breakfast?

Le Le

Le Le

What's wrong baby?

What's wrong? Missing your mama?

Want some milk?

Okay, Okay

You've not gone to work for days

What? The same with you, right?

I can run my business by phone

It's the same

You are not staying just for the baby, are you?

You still have not deposited the money?

The money is from trading my wife and child

I want to look at them every day

I sleep with them every night

Look at this

Stop fooling around

Never seen so much stupid money in your life?

Bitch

I can see why you are the best at Golden Basin

They were telling the truth, right?

You think if you make a man comfortable

He will fall for you then?

You are better than me on this

But I'm smarter than you

I know you may trick Lin Dong

But he does not dare to be tricked by you

Because he is a man

He knows how to distinguish self interest and love

Mrs. Lin, you're thinking too much

I'm not thinking too much, I just care a lot

A careful driver drives for ever

You are a woman too

You need to keep a way out for yourself

Otherwise you will end up with nothing

On life's gaming table

Your stake is much greater than mine

It's done, Mrs. Lin

Call me dad

Call me dad

Come on, put him down

Let daddy give you a hug

Let me wipe that off

Oh, your clothes are all wet

That's alright

Here's my clean baby

He smells so good

Pretty and clean

Alright

Stop spinning, you'll make him dizzy

Let me take him

Okay

Are you dizzy?

Let mama take you

Sorry baby, here is your mom

He's confused

Sit down

Le Le

You've been here the whole day already

You still don't want to go home?

You're watching me here

Instead of going to work?

No, it's not like that

Recently I have not been working at all

Just a few months apart and you can't stand it?

I want Pingguo to come home for a few days

That's not possible

You have to keep your bargain

Why don't you just leave?

I'm already like an extra here

Not even you

What are you talking about?

Think about the money you got

Don't be angry, it won't do you any good

As I told you the first time we met

Every problem has a different solution

Lin Dong signed an agreement with me

If he starts an affair with Liu Pingguo again

And breaks up with me

His asset will be split fifty-fifty

So I tell you, as long as I'm there

He does not dare to do that

Your wife will go back to you soon

You can never control him

An Kun

An Kun

It's me, Xiao Mei

Such a nice car

My throat is sore

Don't you remember me?

Delicious?

I miss my mom

What did Wang Mei tell you?

Tell me what she told you?

I've already explained everything to you

It was just a misunderstanding

Nothing happened

That child is mine

I changed the blood type behind your back

You're just making this up

You are really good at it

You are just jealous

I already told you nothing has happened

Just think what you like

Believe it or not

You are so stupid

Why should I fool you with that?

That child is mine, you heard that?

That child is mine

Let's go to the hospital tomorrow

To do a blood test

Then we take a chance

Bring the child back to our hometown

Don't you feel ashamed?

Is the child yours?

You have no shame! You made us look awful

Fucking Liu Pingguo, you've changed

You are just like a hooker

You are just a fucking hooker

You fucking...

Stupid bitch

Just get lost

Get lost

Get lost

Fucking get lost

Pingguo, what's wrong?

What's wrong with you?

Tell me what happened

Why do you stop me?

I gave it to you and you don't want it?

Don't you like me?

What happened?

It's okay

It's alright

An Kun

What are you doing?

Why are you taking the child away?

Did you two conspire against me?

To kidnap the child and blackmail me

Are you that crazy for money?

Did you devise the plot?

There is nothing between her and me

We even signed an agreement

Did you drive An Kun to take the child away?

Without the child, we can't keep Pingguo, right?

I tell you

If I find out you masterminded this

I'll keep Pingguo here

I'll marry her and divorce you

Fuck

After all these, whom can I still trust?

Everyone is cheating on me

Fucking dirty games

Officer Wang?

My child has been kidnapped

Yes

I don't know

Okay

Stop running

Take it easy, buddy

Watch your step

Renovating?

It's a bit messy

Mr. Lin, you have visitors

Please come in

Oh, officer Wang

I'm sorry, we are renovating

Even no room for a step

I don't know how to thank you this time

Karaoke or seafood? Your choice!

No need to thank me for now

Something unexpected happened

What happened?

Is that kid telling tall tales again?

He did not tell any new story

But we performed a DNA test with your agreement

The results came out

I brought them for you

The analytical report shows

F9612 is not the biological father of C9612

His biological father is in fact M9612

You are not related to C9612

An Kun is the biological father of the child

You take the report and read it carefully

There must be a mistake

It can't be a mistake

It's not right

What a test

Anything can be wrong

Don't get upset

How could you tear it up?

This is science and science can't be wrong

Well, I'll see you later

You'd better accept the reality of this matter

I don't know what went on between you two

There is nothing

Okay, see you soon

Bye

Wrong

Absolute nonsense

This is my new address

I know you will not come to see me

But I still hope that you will come one day

Hello

Is this Xiao Mei?

How did she die?

We suspect a customer robbed and killed her

Count the money

I'm related to this child

Please keep the money

I feel he's my son the whole time

But he's not

Take the money back, let me keep the child

He's mine

We belong to each other

I can give you more money

Just tell me how much

He's my son, I will take him with me today

For the sake of what we've gone through together

Let me take the child

I give you three days

Otherwise we'll meet in court