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Coffee?

Coffee, Rick?

All right, come on, Peggy.

It'll serve you right

if you get burned.

It won't be the first time.

Oh my, aren't we bitter.

That's no way

to start your vacation.

It's no vacation.

Oh? No trouble, I hope.

Well, I'm going home

to get away from trouble.

Now there's a switch,

even for you.

Uh...

Oh, thank you.

What's up, Rick?

I got fired.

Oh, I'm sorry.

But, knowing you, you must

have brought it on yourself.

Not this time.

You'll find a spot

with another airline.

Have you tried United?

I've tried them all.

But you're a good pilot.

Well, nobody questions

my ability.

It's my reputation.

Nobody will believe

I've changed.

I know. It's the girls

that stay the same.

Believe it or not, this

time, I was innocent.

I was sitting there flying,

minding my own business

when this soft feminine voice

came over the intercom

and told me there was something

smoldering in the galley.

Don't tell me-- she was.

Right.

But I took it straight and

I went back to investigate.

And she took advantage of you.

Are you going

to tell it, or am I?

All right, so she didn't

take advantage of you.

She kissed me.

That doesn't sound too bad.

You never fought it before.

Well, we hit some turbulence

and we both wound up on the deck

in full view of the passengers.

Well, it makes a good story.

Uh, how about having

dinner with me tonight?

Help me forget my troubles.

Uh-uh.

You've been away from

the islands too long, skipper.

I got over you years ago.

Well, thanks

for the sympathetic ear.

Part of the service.

Welcome to paradise,

Hawaiian style.

Hawaii

USA

Hawaii

USA

We're flyin'

Comin' your way

Aloha

Hawaii, USA

Gee, it's great

To be in that 50th state

The land of enchanted dreams

What an isle

Well, it's heaven,

tropical style

Where love weaves a spell

It seems

Gee, what fun

Just to swim and surf in the sun

While the trade winds caress

The sea

What a sight

Those exotic scenes of delight

Are waiting for you

And me

Hawaii

USA

Hawaii

USA...

Thanks a lot, Johnny.

Hey, missionary.

Oh, hi, native.

Welcome back to Paradise.

Why didn't you wire me?

I'd have been at the ramp

with a dozen Wahines.

I wanted to surprise you.

You did, you did.

How much vacation time you got?

Indefinitely.

I got, I got let out

of the airlines.

So, what happened

this time? What'd you do?

You'd never believe it.

All right, don't tell me.

So what'll you do now,

missionary?

Aw, come on, Danny,

there hasn't been

a missionary in my family

for a hundred years.

You know that.

You can take the boy

out of the church

but you can't keep his hands

out of the cookie jar.

Who was the cookie?

All right, she was a stewardess.

But I had nothing to do with it.

All I had on my mind

was helping her put out

the fire in the galley.

And what was on fire?

She was.

Hey, maybe you

can give me a job.

Are you out of your

pineapple-pickin' mind?

I go for days without even

a sniff of a customer

and with five kids to feed.

You got five kids?

At last count.

What are you trying to do,

sink the island?

Well, I've got

this nervous habit...

Well, you better try

biting your nails.

Hey, I set some lobster

nets out on the reef.

How about a lobster luau?

You haven't seen Betty

for a long time.

Well, I'd like to, Danny

but I've got to find a job

and a place to live.

Tomorrow.

Tonight, you stay with us.

In the morning, you can take

my car and go find a job.

- Five kids?

- Yeah.

You got yourself a baby-sitter.

Finish it up, Earl.

Is this a picnic, Mama?

It's a welcome home party

for Uncle Rick.

Now watch your step.

I have the biggest watermelon!

No, I do.

Now, now, no fighting.

Now be careful, that's heavy.

Here you go, Rick.

Papaya and liquid oxygen.

What time do I blast off?

You won't know a thing

until you're in orbit.

It's the reentry that's rough.

Are you two reminiscing

about old times?

We're just talking

about Rick's little

adventure with a...

Uh, uh...

I think the kids

would like to hear about

my, uh, skin-diving off Malibu.

That would be fun.

Yeah, sit down.

Well, I was down about 50 feet,

and I got lost.

And a beautiful mermaid came by

and offered me a can of tuna.

Oh, Uncle Rick...

What happened then, Uncle Rick?

Well, uh, uh...

I ate the tuna, see...

and, uh, I held my breath

and I started swimming

and I swam all the way here.

That's why I'm so tired.

But you came in Daddy's car.

We saw you.

Mmm, well, actually, the,

uh, the real truth is, uh...

I flew from San Francisco, see

and my wings are tired.

But only angels have wings.

And you're no angel,

because I heard Daddy say so.

Big mouth.

Why don't you take the kids

and go help your mother?

Okay, I'll go.

But don't believe

any of his stories, Mommy.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Number-one child's

very bright.

They all are.

It's tough to keep up with them.

Yeah, it must be tough

to keep track of them.

Ah, you'll find out

one of these days.

Him married?

Not a chance.

Marriage and children

are for squares like us.

I'm glad you're back, Rick.

It gets dull without you around.

You know, no planes

being taxied into offices

on New Year's Eve,

no girls calling

at all hours of the night

looking for you

no irate fathers

writing to newspapers...

Yeah, I guess I did burn

some bridges behind me.

Well, you can always

go back to crop dusting

or, or working for

the Blackmont outfit.

I hear they're

looking for someone

to pilot their helicopters.

Oh, I'm not that desperate.

Where will you live, Rick?

I'll get an apartment

in Eva Beach.

Well, there goes

that neighborhood.

Oh!

Hey, kids, quiet it down!

We want Queenie!

Maya-maya,

where's my papaya?

Boolu-boolu,

it's in Honolulu.

Hey, Uncle Rick, look.

I'm Queenie Wahine.

You know,

you look like a little queen.

Come on, Uncle Rick,

tell us about Queenie Wahine.

Come on, tell us a story!

She sells sea shells,

by the seashore

But I know a gal

who sells so much more

Queenie Wahine's papaya

rates higher

Than pineapple, pumpkin or poi

Please pick her papaya

Put Queenie Wahine

in perfect, perpetual joy

Though some peoples' palates

prefer pickle salads

Plum pudding,

pink popcorn, peach pie

Oh, Queenie's papaya

you'll truly desire

When that Queenie Wahine

passes by

Queenie Wahine's papaya

rates higher

Than pineapple, pumpkin or poi

Please pick her papaya

Put Queenie Wahine

in perfect, perpetual joy

Though some people's palates

prefer pickle salads

Plum pudding

Pink popcorn

Peach pie

Oh, Queenie's papaya

you'll truly desire

When that Queenie Wahine

passes by

Queenie Wahine's

papaya rates higher

Than pineapple, pumpkin or poi

Please pick her papaya

Put Queenie Wahine

in perfect, perpetual joy

Though some people's palates

prefer pickle salads

Plum pudding,

pink popcorn, peach pie

Oh, Queenie's papaya

you'll truly desire

When that Queenie Wahine

passes by.

You're fun, Uncle Rick!

You're fun!

Hey, Uncle Rick!

Hey, Danny, you got

room for one more?

Sure, hop in.

Mr. Cubberson

is in alligator shoes.

Hmm, so I see.

Yes, I certainly am.

And our intention

is to see everyone

in alligator shoes,

Mister, uh...

Uh, Richards.

Rick Richards.

- Aloha.

- Aloha.

Mr. Cubberson's on his way

to the shoe convention on Maui.

Oh, the boys always depend on me

for my old keynote address.

I mustn't be late

and let them down.

They know they can

count on Cubberson.

How'd it go?

It's rough out.

That's too bad.

You'll find another spot.

Good commercial pilots are rare.

And so are alligator shoes

and that's

what we're trying to sell.

Alligator shoes are a symbol

of prestige,

of wealth, of importance.

Hey, yeah, you're right,

Mr. Cubberson.

Ah, I'm not going back to work

for somebody else, Danny.

Let me take the controls,

I want to show you

a place I looked at

this morning.

Why are we sinking?

Where are the life jackets?

Just a slight detour,

Mr. Cubberson.

No extra charge.

Oh, but I'm late now

and I have

to make that opening speech.

We'll get you there

in plenty of time.

Beautiful, aren't they?

Yeah, but, uh, so are

Mr. Cubberson's

alligator shoes.

What am I supposed to be seeing?

'Cause whatever it is, I don't.

Well, I came over to see

Blackmont, like you said

but instead of

going to work for him

we figured out a way

to scratch each other's backs.

I sold him on going into

partnership with us.

He scratches our backs

by putting up the choppers

we scratch his

by putting up the service.

Ah, what kind of service?

A personal air service.

Look, we both

know these islands, Danny.

We could use the choppers

to fly tourists to places

they could never reach by any

other means of transportation.

Three passengers at a time?

We couldn't afford it, and

neither could the customers.

Why not?

Cubberson has the right idea.

Give the people a little

something special

and they'll pay for it.

Two choppers

would make it pay us.

And all we'd provide

is the service.

Well, not exactly.

Blackmont wants us

to put up $10,000 bond.

Yeah, I knew there was a catch.

Where do we get

that kind of money?

Well, my severance pay

and the loan you're

going to get on your plane.

And if we can't meet

the payments

we lose both the choppers

and the bond, right?

Ah, yes, but we won't

let that happen.

Sorry, old buddy.

I love you like a brother,

but it's too risky.

Come on, Cubberson's waiting.

Aloha, aloha!

Aloha!

Gentlemen, I greet you.

It's delightful to be here.

Oh, it's, it's good

to be well-liked.

Danny, I'd like you

to meet somebody.

We'll see you later,

Mr. Cubberson.

Sure.

Lehua!

Do I know you?

Allow me to introduce myself.

Rick Richards.

This is my buddy, Danny Kohana.

Aren't you a little late?

Late?

We had a date, remember?

Well, how could I forget? When?

For dinner.

June 4, two years ago.

And you've been waiting

all this time?

Well, you must be starving.

Not anymore.

I ate my heart out

for a day or two.

Lehua, I-I know I

gave you a bad time

but I'm a different guy now.

Any change would

be an improvement.

I said I was sorry.

I'd like to make it up to you.

How about joining us for lunch?

Well, I'm on duty right now.

What time do you have?

12:18.

Fine. I'll meet you

at exactly same time

two years from today.

Lehua, I got a proposition

for you.

The same one?

We can help each other.

Sorry, we don't

provide that service anymore.

If you just listen for a minute.

Look, Danny and I are starting

a helicopter line

for the tourists.

Hey, wait.

We know these islands

better than anybody.

We can take people to places

that nobody else can.

And you can help

by lining up some

passengers for us.

Not me, honey.

I been that route.

When you take somebody

for a ride

it's a long trip.

Uh, chow time?

I'm not giving up that easy.

Don't go away.

Lehua, two years ago, I

got sent to the mainland.

I tried to phone

you before I left.

For your cards and letters,

I thank you.

Well, I'm not much for writing,

but I thought about you a lot.

I wish I could believe that.

If you go along with us,

I'll prove it to you.

Look, you're the only one

that can help us.

I'll tell you what.

You scratch my back,

and I'll scratch yours.

Make bigger circles.

Mmm, bigger, Rick.

Mr. Kohana!

Shh!

Quick, quick, we've got

to get to the plane.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

Uh, you've brought me

to the wrong convention

is what's the matter.

We're even on the wrong island.

Wrong convention?

This is a convention

of the SPCA--

the Society for the Prevention

of Cruelty to...

Alligators.

Oh, quick.

We've got to get out of here.

They're liable to lynch me.

I'm supposed to be at

the Hanalei Plantation.

But you said the Maui Sheraton.

Well, I'm a stranger

around here.

How am I supposed to

know where I'm going?

That's the reason I hired you.

No, you.

Okay, Mr. Cubberson.

Let's go.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, that's great.

I know another girl

at the Hanalei Plantation.

She can do us a lot

of good, too.

Spare me, will you, Rick, buddy?

You're wasting your time.

Don't bet on it.

Come on, come on.

I'll talk to you later, Lehua.

Oh... Oh, well,

I'm here in plenty of time.

I'd like to settle up

and buy you boys a drink?

I'll take a rain

check, Mr. Cubberson.

But don't forget us

on your next trip.

Oh, no, I won't.

I'll see you later, Danny.

Aren't you forgetting something,

Mr. Cubberson?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Rick!

Rick, welcome home!

I'm glad to be back, Lani.

I thought you were dead,

or worse, married.

Well, I had a few crash landings

but I managed to walk away.

What's new in your life?

Just an absence of you.

Come on.

Oh, where you taking me?

Down to the Piki Niki.

In case you've forgotten,

I work here.

Is Charlie running,

or do we walk?

Well, he's still temperamental,

but let's risk it.

Tell me you came back

to see me, Rick.

Go ahead, lie a little.

Well, the truth is

I'm trying to start

a helicopter service

with Danny Kohana.

We could fly people to

out-of-the-way places

like Moonlight Beach.

Rick, you remembered!

Sure. It was a long walk,

but it was worth it.

Three days of absolute heaven.

When can we go again?

Well, until I get

this business started

I'm going to be pretty

busy, but there is a way.

What's that?

Well, you could

recommend our service

to the hotel guests,

and I can combine work

with the pleasure of seeing you.

And I'd be helping you get

your business started, right?

In a way like nobody else could.

You scratch my back

and I'll scratch yours.

Huh? What about it?

Start scratching.

And here she is,

and none too soon--

Hanalei's own Lani Kaimana.

One good turn deserves another

Be my love, I'll be your lover

It's all part of nature's laws

Ooba do-bop, do-bop

If you scratch my back

Ooba do-bop, do-bop

Then I'll scratch yours

Ooba do-bop, a-dooba do-bop

If you'll scratch-a my back

Then I scratch-a your back

Like two peas in a pack

Let's get rid of our itch

together

Joy, they say, is in the givin'

Come on, give,

make life worth livin'

Your welfare is my concern

Dooba do-bop, do-bop

Do a favor for me

Dooba do-bop, do-bop

I'll do one in return

Dooba do-bop, a-dooba, do-bop

If you'll scratch-a my back

Then I'll scratch-a your back

Like two peas in a pack

Let's get rid of our itch

together, hmm

Scratch me now, a little lower

What a feeling, do it slower

That's it, hmm,

you're gettin' hot

Well, I gotta admit

Dooba, do-bop, do-bop

You just hit the spot

Dooba, do-bop, dooba, do-bop

If you'll scratch-a my back

Then I'll scratch-a your back

Like two peas in a pack

Let's get rid of our itch

together

If you scratch-a my back

Then I'll scratch-a your back

Like two peas in a pack

Let's get rid of our itch

together.

Hey, Danny, Blackmont

won't wait much longer.

I mean, where would we be

if Captain Cook

hadn't taken a chance?

You'd probably be in a stew pot

and my people would

still own the islands.

Look, we're missing

a chance of a lifetime.

It could work just great

with Lani and Lehua

sending us customers

and there'll be more.

Okay.

I borrowed all the

cash I possibly could

but I still can't

make it without you.

I said okay.

And if I don't pay it back,

I'll be in hock up to my neck.

That should show how serious

I am about this thing.

You said okay?

I did.

That means you'll go?

I already made up my mind.

Lani called

about a couple of firm deals

and Lehua called

asking about prices.

I may be a little pupule, but...

shake, partner.

"Danrick." Dan, Rick.

Thanks for the billing.

Well, we're in business now.

Hey, but, uh, what's the lineup?

Don't tell me

we've got customers already.

Well, uh, not exactly.

We need somebody

to mind the place

while we're out

so I advertised

for a Girl Friday.

You sure it's not

a little something

for Saturday and Sunday?

All right, girls.

Follow me inside and...

I'll check out

your qualifications.

It's a good thing

she doesn't have a

portable television.

Where did you put the ad,

in "Playboy"?

This way, girls.

Hi, Danny.

Judy, what are you doing?

I told Ben this is the last time

I'd rent this plane

if he didn't get

the rudder cable fixed.

You practicing for

the powder-puff derby?

Ha! My mom won that

when she was nothing

but a bored housewife.

Anyway, I've had it for a while.

I'm running too low on cash

to rent planes anymore.

Judy, how would you

like to work for me?

As a pilot?

A pilot?!

Why not?

Women can set all kinds

of records

but not one of you will let us

make a living flying.

Well, maybe we can

talk about that later.

Ever work in an office?

Where do you think

I get the money

to sink into flying?

I've outrun some of the biggest

executives in Honolulu!

Did you bring a

change of clothes?

Sure. Why?

Don't ask any questions.

Just get cleaned up.

Here.

I'll explain it later.

Well, thanks a lot, girls

and we'll get in touch

with you later on.

Thank you.

- Good-bye.

- Bye.

Well, your qualifications

look good.

How's your typing?

I hunt and peck.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.

You sit over at my desk

and I'll be with you

in a minute.

How's your shorthand?

I take 180 words per minute.

I also operate

a tabulating machine

translate Hawaiian and Japanese

and I'm quite good

with a scalp massage.

Yeah, uh, well,

you sit right over here

and my partner will talk

to you in a few minutes.

How are you

at answering the phone?

Depends on what I'm doing

when you call.

Well, you wait here,

and I'll interview you.

Hey, Rick, can I see you

out here for a minute?

Don't go away, girls.

Look, you can let them all go.

I've hired the perfect girl.

She can type, take shorthand

and knows the islands.

Huh... We met before,

about two years ago.

On a surfboard.

Really?

Yeah, Waikiki.

You were wiped out.

Remember? I scooped you

out of the soup.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

You tried to give me

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The offer still holds.

Hmm, I'll keep it in mind.

You never gave me your name.

Judy...

Uh, Mrs. Hudson.

Oh. Mrs. Rock Hudson?

Uh, Mrs. Roy Hudson.

Julie's husband's a Navy pilot.

He's out on maneuvers.

Oh. Do you mind

if I call you "Friday"?

Uh, Judy reminds me

of a clam shucker.

A clam shucker?

Yeah, it's this girl

I used to know.

It was her favorite pastime--

shucking clams.

Would you excuse us, please?

Danny?

Why pick a married one?

So you'd keep your mind

on your work.

Ah, you worry too much, Danny.

I'm off to forge another link

in the Danrick operation.

There's a girl at the

Polynesian Culture Center...

Oh, not another one.

Look, we've got enough gals

working for us now

to start a modeling agency.

The more girls,

the more business.

I promise I won't get

emotionally involved.

Take the other girls inside,

will you?

And get their numbers

while you're at it.

I'll buy one of my own

at the dime store.

Sometimes saying you're married

works better than

an insect repellent.

Hi, Rick.

Hi.

Please excuse me.

Rick, aloha noe!

Pua, it's been a long time.

Too long. I've missed you.

Where did you get

the helicopter?

I've just gone into business

with Danny Kohana.

Then you're going

to stay on the islands?

Once I get

the helicopter service going

I can spend

most of my time here.

Oh, I'm for that!

Can I help?

Like nobody else can.

You scratch my back,

and I'll scratch yours.

Sounds good.

Oh, but right now I've

got to ride on a canoe.

It's part of the show.

Do you want to come along?

- Great! Let's go!

- Okay.

Drums of the islands,

you're beating in my heart

You're with me

no matter where I roam

If ever I wander,

if ever we're apart

I know that

you will lead me home

If I should journey

across the deep blue sea

I'll never forget

these coral shores

Drums of the islands,

I hear you calling me

And I'll return forever yours

I love each valley,

each grain of sand, each hill

The flowers,

the music of the isles

These are the things

that I love and always will

Though I may roam 10,000 miles

Drums of the islands,

you're beating in my heart

You're with me

no matter where I roam

If ever I wander,

if ever we're apart

I know that

you will lead me home

I love each valley,

each grain of sand, each hill

The flowers,

the music of the isles

These are the things

that I love and always will

Though I may roam 10,000 miles

Drums of the islands,

you're beating in my heart

You're with me

no matter where I roam

If ever I wander,

if ever we're apart

I know that you

will lead me home.

Danrick Airways.

I'm sorry,

he's not here right now.

Yes, I will.

Oh, how's it going?

Danny was looking for you.

He had to leave with a customer.

What's up?

You've got a date

with some dogs.

Oh, a change of pace, eh?

I meant real ones.

A Mrs. Daisy Barrington

chartered our service

to take her pets to a dog show

in Kauai.

Nobody else would take them

uncrated.

She'll meet you

at the country club.

We don't haul dogs.

She's willing to pay

a great deal.

Oh. We do haul dogs.

Uh, where are they?

You're to pick them up

at the Kahala Hilton.

Like right now.

The Kahala Hilton.

That reminds me,

I know a girl who works there.

Might be able to help us.

Another clam shucker?

Very funny.

Oh, uh, by the way,

how do you like the job?

I'd rather be doing

what you're doing.

I don't think

you could take the strain.

Good-bye.

Bye.

Mm. I sure like the way

you working girls don't dress.

It's my day off

and I can dress any way I like.

Are those your dogs?

Well, it's time

for you to go to work.

Hmm. What a way

to earn a living.

It's nice of you

to come along, Joanna.

I want to see what I'm selling.

Thank you.

We'll get them there all right.

If I had my life to live over,

I know just what I'd like to be

A pampered pet

of a rich brunette

Sittin' on my mama's knee

Someone to love me,

someone to care

Rubba-dubba-dub her little

fingers through my hair

I need a dog's life

What a life

That's good enough for me

That's good enough for me

If I had a bone to be pickin'

A pickin' chicken or a steak

Curled up there in an easy chair

Man, that won't be hard to take

I'll always be faithful

That's what I'd be

Never bite the hand

that feeds me, no, sirree

Just lead a dog's life

What a life

That's good enough for me

That's good enough for me

I'd find me a fifi le poodle

And lose my noodle over her

I'd chase her around

All over town

Just to ruffle up her fur

Nuzzle her muzzle,

a hole in her paw

Greatest case of puppy lovin'

you ever saw

It's called a dog's life

What a life

That's good enough for me

You heard me say it now

That's good enough for me

Yeah.

That's good enough for me.

Ah, behave yourself.

This evening had better be worth

what I'm going through

back here.

I'll buy you the biggest

steak you ever had.

Okay, all right,

you cats, cool it!

Hey, I'm your friend.

They must be hungry.

Behave yourself.

Ow! You don't eat out much,

do you?

Here. You take them and see

if you can calm them down.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, get them off me!

Help me!

Help!

Down, boy.

Down, I said. Not up!

Rick!

Rick!

Hey!

He's blocking my view.

Get him off my lap!

Rick, watch what you're doing!

Joanna, hold him back.

Hey, you want to fly it?

I can't see! Rick!

Yeah, I see it!

Help!

Oh, my God, help!

Rick, Rick, Rick, stop!

Rick, the car!

Donald!

You, you, you...

road hog!

There ought to be a law

against such an outrage!

I got his number.

This is the day, Ruggles.

The is the big day

we've been waiting for.

At last, at last.

It's their first flight

without me.

They're growing up.

Oh, Ruggles, I hope to heaven

my little ones

didn't get airsick.

My babies.

My babies!

What have they done to you?!

Look at them.

Just look at them.

How can I ever show them?!

What have you done

to my precious babies?!

Well, look what

they've done to me.

Shh-shh!

Well, they're just fine, ma'am.

See, we had a little party

on the way over...

with dancing and music...

and doggie yum-yums.

You fed them dog food?

How dare...!

Oh...

did that naughty man hurt

Mommy's little sweethearts?

Oh, well,

you come on with Mommy.

Mommy take care of you.

Come on, Ruggles.

Come on, baby.

Mommy take care of you.

I look a lot worse than they do.

Yeah. How am I

going to show you?

By paying for a new hairdo.

And that steak you promised.

Stop it, Andy.

Behave yourself.

You're making me

lose my appetite.

Oh, well, I'm improving mine.

I was told you were shy

and retiring.

You must have been talking

to my mother.

I'm starved.

All I've had all day were

those doggie yum-yums.

My hairdresser almost gave up.

She thought I should be

declared a disaster area.

I don't know about that.

Stop it!

I'll have a thick slice

of that one.

Uh, new rules: no dogs,

alligators or cats.

Just give us two fillets.

You, uh, lose your wedding ring?

Oh, I always take it off

when I bathe.

Oh, you've taken a bath.

Uh, Joanna, this is my

secretary, Mrs. Hudson.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Well, it's

been nice seeing you.

Come on, Andy.

The table's ready.

I haven't ordered my steak yet.

I've ordered enough

for two-- come on!

Oh, I didn't know your husband

was back from maneuvers.

Rick Richards.

Give me a big hunk of that, mac.

Husband?!

Uh, well, this isn't my husband.

He's a friend--

a friend of ours.

Baby, I didn't know

you were married.

I'm sorry, I've done

a terrible thing

and I can understand

you hating me.

But I don't hate you.

I think it's great.

Stop it.

I told you, I'm married.

Yeah, I know.

Maybe you better cool it, huh?

Hey, why don't you stick

that big nose somewhere else,

buster?

Cut it out.

Just chalk it off to experience.

Now, look, I ain't leaving

until I get my steak.

Baby, we could

have a good time...

Here's your steak... rare!

One of those, huh?

That's my boy.

Dust him off, Rusty.

Duck, Rick!

You... you...!

Joanna!

Get me out of here.

Would you like your steaks

put in a doggie bag, sir?

A doggie bag!

After what I've been through?

You're quite a girl, Friday:

surfer, pilot, secretary, wife.

Well, yes, sometimes

I amaze myself.

I'll see you in the morning?

Why not?

I haven't been fired, have I?

No, your personal life's

your own.

I'm sorry I got involved in it

tonight.

You can let me off here.

It's only another block.

For the same fare, I could

take you all the way.

Good night, Rick.

Uh, maybe I better go

and explain to your husband

that you had to work late.

Uh, no, thanks.

And that you'll be leaving early

on a special assignment.

- For the company?

- Of course.

But maybe it's better

if I tell him about it.

No, he wouldn't understand.

He's very jealous.

Well, that didn't

bother you earlier.

Which makes me just the kind

of girl you like, doesn't it?

Good night.

Aw, come on,

you can't be that angry.

Can't I?

I was afraid you might not

show up this morning

but I'm glad you did.

Thank you.

There's still something wrong.

That bugs you, doesn't it?

No, it's just good business.

A single girl sells

more tickets.

I'll keep it.

Where?

It's a good thing you weren't

wearing a charm bracelet.

That's it.

Hold it.

B-But, Mr. Belden

are you sure it was

one of our helicopters?

Yes, yes, that's right.

Not now, Jan.

Friday?

He did what?!

Mr. Belden, why would

anyone be driving down

either side of the highway,

let alone the wrong side?

Look, Kohana, I'm accustomed

to handling complaints

filed by others

and I hate to make more work

for myself and the board

but I can not ignore reckless

flying and the near-destruction

of government property in the

form of my assigned automobile

not to mention my wife.

Your wife?

I hope it wasn't serious.

What happened?

Oh, hi, Uncle Rick!

Oh, hi, Jan.

I guess I'm getting too old

for that stuff.

No, you got a long way to go,

Jan.

What are you doing here?

Daddy promised me

a ride in his helicopter!

Shh...

And then we're going for a swim.

Hmm.

Now there's no point in making

a federal case out of it

as long as no one

was seriously hurt.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir, I'll come right over

and see if we can't straighten

it out.

Yes, sir, right away.

Do you know who that was?

Surprise me.

Donald Belden.

One of the regional directors

of the Island Aviation Bureau.

Where does he want us

to fly him?

He's already been given

a short trip--

right into an irrigation ditch.

You forced him off the highway

with the chopper.

I what?!

He says his wife

will never be the same.

Are you sure he doesn't

want to thank me?

Oh, come on.

This is no time for jokes.

I've got to go right over

and calm him down

before he files

a formal complaint.

Look, Danny,

I didn't even see him.

It must've happened

when the dogs got loose.

You really set

some kind of a new record.

In addition to Belden

we've had complaints

from Mrs. Barrington

the Steak House and the

Pineapple Pickers Union.

Oh, boy.

Good news travels fast,

doesn't it?

I'll see you all later.

I got to go bail us out,

one at a time.

But Dad, you said you were going

to go take me for a ride.

I did it, Danny.

I'll clear it up.

Let me talk to Belden.

No chance.

You couldn't get near him.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Maybe later.

You keep an eye on her

until I get back.

Come on, honey, I'll teach you

how to type your name.

I already know that.

Oh, you had two calls.

Business or pleasure?

I'm beginning to wonder

if there's a difference.

Uh, Joanna wants you to call her

and Lani has a honeymoon couple

on Kauai

who want to come back here

to the airport.

Cheer up, Jan.

He'll be back soon.

Why do grownups always think

business is so important?

Nothing is more important

than you are.

Your daddy just has

to straighten out

a mess I got us into.

Now what if I take you up?

- Would you, Uncle Rick?

- Why not?

Right near the hotel on Kauai

is a place

called the Iron Kettle

where they have

the most beautiful beach

and they build the biggest

sand castles you ever saw.

How about it?

That sounds great.

Let's go.

That's nice of you,

but you think you should?

Sure, why not?

We'll have lunch at Hanalei

and then bring the passengers

back after that.

It'll be like a real date!

Hmm... my life gets

more and more complicated.

Let's go.

And remember:

no dogs, alligators or cats.

And you keep off the highways.

Bye, Friday!

Fun, huh?

It's like being inside

a big glass bug.

I'll teach you how to fly

this bug when you're old enough.

Do you really think I could?

Sure, there's nothing to it.

All you have to do is

learn how to pat your head

and rub your stomach

at the same time.

That's great.

Now try blinking one eye.

Now stick out your tongue.

Oh, that's just being silly.

Well, that's what dates are for.

Datin' is a game

that grown-ups play

Datin' means actin'

in a silly way

Datin' makes the gals

start wiggle walkin'

Datin' makes a guy

start baby-talkin'

Dizzy like children

on a merry-go-round

Grown-ups are the biggest

kids I've found

You'd think they'd belong

in a baby carriage

They're doin' things

that lead to marriage

Now, don't you laugh

at what they do, oh, no

'Cause someday

you'll be datin', too

Datin' makes a guy

comb his hair just right

So his gal can mess it up

when they kiss good night

Datin' makes you quarrel

and say you'll break up

Just because it's so much fun to

make up

Children can't wait

to grow up, but then...

They're datin' and they're

actin' like kids again

You'd think they'd belong

in a baby carriage

But they're doin' things

that lead to marriage

Now, don't you laugh

at what they do, oh, no

Someday you'll be datin' too

Oh, boy! Sandcastles!

Welcome, Rick.

Thank you.

You've come back

to marry my daughter?

Papa, please.

She has royal blood.

On her mother's side?

My ancestors had the right idea.

If a young man didn't want

to marry your daughter

you dipped him in coconut butter

and threw him into a volcano.

In coconut butter?

They use it on everything.

You think it over, Rick.

I got some other cooking to do.

Well, uh, I better

get back to the hotel.

The honeymooners

will be waiting.

Oh, they won't be ready

until 4:00.

4:00? That's five hours

from now.

Wasn't that the point

to our deal--

to spend a little time together?

I've got Jan with me.

You can have her back

before dark.

We'll leave her here with Papa

and go to Moonlight Beach.

No deal.

I can't leave Jan.

I promised not to let

her out of my sight.

All right,

but it won't be the same.

I'll get my swimsuit

and meet you at the 'copter...

with three lunches.

Uncle Rick!

Uncle Rick, come help us

build a sand castle.

A house of sand

is an empty work of art

Oh, you can take

a whole lot of sand

And build a castle on the beach

And though you mold it,

and you plan

Still you've got nothing

in your reach

One little slip

and it tumbles down

One wrong step

and it crumbles all around

Like a house without love

that's sure to fall apart

A house of sand

is an empty work of art

A house of sand

is an empty work of art

Oh, you can build

a tower of clay

But if you ask my advice

Well, it's worthless, I say

It's got no heart,

it's cold as ice

One little slip

and it tumbles down

One wrong step

and it crumbles all around

Like a house without love

That's sure to fall apart

A house of sand

is an empty work of art

A house of sand is an empty

work of art

A house of sand

is an empty work of art.

Oh, it's just beautiful!

Just beautiful!

You sure you're

going to make it?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You made it!

Just like

a roller-coaster.

It was scary.

Well, what do you say

we go for a swim?

Now...

last one out of the water

is a papaya picker!

Uncle Rick, I don't care

if I am a papaya picker.

You're the prettiest little

papaya picker I've ever seen.

Boy, this is a neat place.

I could stay here forever.

So could I, "Uncle Rick."

Uh, we can't stay long.

I've got some business

to take care of.

Aren't I part of that business?

You're more pleasure

than business.

Well, prove it.

There's a third party

at this convention, you know.

Well, she could go bird-

watching, or something.

It's getting late.

Time to go.

Let's pack up.

Party pooper!

You'd better go

wash that sand off.

You all packed?

We're all ready, Rick.

Come on.

Oh, no!

All right, Lani, where is it?

Where is what?

The key.

How would I know?

This is no time for games.

We can't stay any longer.

Okay, I'll make a deal with you.

I'm listening.

I'd like

your complete attention.

You got 15 seconds.

You want to renegotiate?

I'd like to, but I think

my mainspring's busted.

Now, about that key.

Where'd you learn

a trick like that?

From you.

Don't you remember?

You "lost" the key to your car

the first night we met.

That's how we got stranded

at Waimea Lookout.

Well, where is it?

I threw it over there.

You threw it?!

Hey, Uncle Rick,

what are you doing

digging for sand crabs?

Not exactly.

We're playing a game

called "one of our keys

is missing."

Oh, gee, can I play, too?

Why not?

First one to find it

gets a great big kiss.

Aw, heck, I'd rather have

a hot fudge sundae.

Look, Rick, I'll explain

that it all happened

because of me.

I don't think that'll help.

I wonder if they've dropped

the death penalty

for kidnapping.

Daddy won't be mad, Uncle Rick.

He knows I'm with you.

Sure.

Hey, you shovel for a while.

Jan, you better get dressed.

How did it go?

What a mess.

I straightened everything

out except Belden.

He's already filed

a formal complaint.

We could lose our charter

to operate.

What are you doing here so late?

Waiting for Rick and Jan.

Where did they go?

Rick took Jan with him

to Kauai on a job

but that was hours ago.

I phoned the hotel,

but they said he'd left there...

with three picnic lunches.

Three?!

Maybe he picked up

a playmate for Jan.

Yeah, sure.

A playmate named Lani.

Some playmate.

What time did they leave there?

This morning.

MGA six-seven-zero

calling helicopter

two-zero-two.

Rick, this is base.

Can you hear me? Over.

Don't worry, Danny.

Jan's all right.

I'm sure of it.

She'd better be.

Where are you going?

The last time he was with Lani

they spent three days

at Moonlight Beach.

It was their favorite hideaway.

But he wouldn't go there

with Jan along, would he?

Wouldn't he?

Sometimes he seems so nice.

You're married, remember?

You stick by the phone.

I'm going to try to find them.

Stay clear of the blades.

Hey, why don't we build

a signal fire with driftwood

like they say in the Brownies?

It's a good idea.

We'll rest awhile,

and if no one sees us

then we'll, uh, then

we'll start walking.

Let's get some driftwood.

Hey, Uncle Rick,

they say in the Brownies

that seaweed makes more smoke.

Want to put some seaweed on it?

Sure. Why not?

Whew!

What would we do

without the Brownies?

Uncle Rick, look!

Hey, it must be Daddy.

He's come to rescue us.

Yeah, I think I'm going

to need rescuing

after he gets here.

Daddy! Daddy!

Are you all right, honey?

Oh, I'm fine.

We had a wonderful time.

We went on a picnic,

we got marooned

we lost the key

and then we built

a big signal fire.

Listen, you can tell me

all about it later, Jan.

Now you just get inside.

I've got to get you home.

Your mother's worried about you.

Danny... I can explain

the whole thing to you.

Oh, I bet you can.

Go ahead.

We were stranded... marooned.

I lost the key.

Aw, come on.

That gag was old

when you first started

using it ten years ago.

But it wasn't his fault--

I lost the key.

Oh, sure you did.

I must have been crazy

to think I could go

into business with you.

We were booked solid today

and your little stunt

cost us every passenger

not to mention keeping

Jan out all night

and scaring us half to death.

We thought you were spread out

all over some mountain.

Calm down, Danny.

I'm telling the truth.

We lost the key, we spent

the whole night looking for it.

Save it. You can bring

the chopper back in

but you and I are through.

Our partnership's dissolved.

Good-bye, Uncle Rick.

It was a wonderful picnic.

Yeah.

A registered letter

for Mr. Richards.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

I'm glad you're back,

but where are Danny and Jan?

Aren't they back yet?

Danny called Betty--

Jan's all right.

He was refueling at Hanalei,

but that was quite a while ago.

Ah, he flies that thing

like an old lady from Pasadena.

Oh, this just came for you.

I was glad to know

you hadn't crashed.

That's a matter of opinion.

Going somewhere?

Danny thinks he can get

along better without me

so let him settle up

with Blackmont

any way he wants to.

And that evens up the score.

That's life, fun and games.

Too bad Danny didn't

realize that

before he put himself

into hock for all this.

That's his problem.

I got my own to worry about.

Has there ever been anyone

but you, really?

I mean, have you ever cared

about anything or anybody

without thinking

what they could do for you?

I tried to explain to him

it wasn't my fault,

but he wouldn't listen.

I think you're more to blame

for what happens to you

than you're willing to admit.

I think you're bitter

and arrogant

and-and just plain selfish.

Danrick Airways.

Oh, hi, Betty.

No. No, not yet.

I-I'm sure they're all right.

Rick just came back.

You sit tight.

I'll ring you

the minute they get here.

Where could they be?

They should've been back here

long before this.

There's nothing

I can do about it.

Belden's had me

grounded for 30 days.

Rick...

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Forget it.

Somebody has to find them.

You better notify

the authorities.

That'll take too long.

I'm going in the plane.

Hey, Friday.

Wait a minute.

If they're down, you'll never

get there in a plane.

We'd better take the chopper.

But if you fly, they'll revoke

your license for good.

Well, that's a chance

I'll have to take.

Would they go this way?

It's the shortest route home.

The only place

to land around here

is that stretch of beach.

Rick, over there to the left.

Uncle Rick! Uncle Rick!

You all right, Jan?

Yes, but Daddy's hurt.

Where is he?

- He's over there.

- Let's go.

Hey, Rick!

You wait right here.

Rick!

Mountain climbing again, native?

I tried to check the damage

to the rotor blade.

I slipped and fell.

I think my leg's broken.

Hey, Rick!

What can I do to help?

Get the first aid kit

out of the chopper.

Why didn't you radio?

It conked out when we came down.

I tried to set her down easy,

but without power

I couldn't move away

from the ledge.

I'm going to get you fixed up.

Hold it. Easy.

Take it real easy.

Take Jan back to the chopper

and wait there.

He'll be all right now, Jan.

We didn't have first aid

in the Brownies yet.

I know, honey.

You did very well.

But I lit the flares.

All by yourself?

Daddy showed me how.

It's real easy.

Is it?

I never lit one.

Well, you see, you just pull

the paper off the end

and strike it like a match.

It's a lot easier

than building a fire.

Mm, sounds like it.

I wonder if the Brownies

know about flares?

Watch it.

Come on, attaboy.

All right, what happened?

You wouldn't believe it

just like I didn't believe you.

Don't tell me you lost your key.

Worse than that.

After we left you

we stopped at the plantation

to call Betty and gas up.

Then we took off again.

15 minutes later,

I was in trouble.

I was so upset,

I forgot to fill her up.

I stopped using that gag

15 years ago.

You think she'll stay there?

She'll stay there

until I get help to move her.

But remember one thing.

Yeah, what's that?

That's your chopper.

Let's go.

Thank you, nurse.

I'll be back.

Another contact?

Well, you never know.

She could send us

some customers.

You know, like, uh,

people with broken legs.

How do you feel, Danny?

Ooh, I can't kick.

Very funny.

What about the chopper?

Well, I ordered the parts.

We should be able to

fly her out of there

in a few days.

A lot of good

that'll do us, huh?

With me in that cast

and you still grounded.

What's happening with the board?

When are they going

to make their ruling?

Next week.

And with my record

they'll never let me

near an airplane again.

But it was an emergency.

Yeah, but they got rules

and they don't like

to see them broken.

If I could just talk to Belden.

But he won't even see me.

He's going to be guest of honor

at the Polynesian

Welcoming Festival.

Yeah? When's that?

Saturday.

But you won't be able

to talk to him there.

Why not?

It's a big affair,

top entertainment.

Hey, Jan's going to sing.

If I can't get Belden to listen

to reason, we've had it.

I told you before, you won't

be able to get near him.

Look, why don't we forget

the whole thing

and open up a pizza parlor, huh?

Any of those girls Italian?

Now you're starting

to sound like me.

Polynesian Welcoming Festival.

Oh, won't you come home

Bill Bailey?

Come on home

She moaned the whole day long

I'll do the cookin', honey

I'll pay the rent

I know I done you wrong

Ah, yes, indeed, ah

Remember that rainy evening

I put you out

With nothin', oh, nothin'

but a fine-tooth comb?

You see, I know I'm to blame

Well, now, ain't it a shame?

Bill Bailey,

won't you please come home?

Won't you come home,

Bill Bailey?

Will you please come on home?

This woman moaned and groaned

I'm telling you,

a-moaning and a-groaning

The whole day long, she said

I'll do the cooking, honey

I'll pay the rent

I know I done you wrong

Yes, indeed, ah

Remember that rainy evening

I a-put you out

With nothing, oh, nothing,

but a fine-tooth comb?

You see I know I'm to blame

Well, now ain't it a shame?

Ah, Bill Bailey, won't you

please come ho-o-o-ome?

Now, now, now, now, Bill Bailey

Won't you please come home?

Oh, you were fine, honey.

Just fine.

Everybody else seems

to think so, too.

Sounds like they want more.

First rule of show business:

Always leave them wanting more,

right, Uncle Rick?

Right.

You were great, Jan.

Thanks. I'm hungry!

- Me, too.

- Me, too.

You having a good time?

Oh, yeah.

Relax, they said Belden

wouldn't be here till later.

You might as well enjoy

yourself in the meantime.

Oh, well, I am.

But only because you

decided to come along

and I promise your

husband will never know.

Rick, there's something

I think you have

the right to know.

I want you to know...

Uh... let's dance, huh?

What about our food?

Well, I-I-I'm not hungry.

We'll work up an appetite.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?!

Oh, oh, I'm sorry,

what were you saying?

Nothing, nothing at all.

It wasn't important.

Why did you stop?

We were just starting.

I-I-I'll explain it

to you later.

What's the matter?

I think I better wait

for Belden outside. Look.

Pua and Lehua?

Yeah, they're all here.

So? I told you everybody

on the island would be here.

Oh, no!

Stop...

Where you are

Don't move an inch

Don't come any closer now, baby

You'll be in a pinch

Don't start

what you can't finish

I warn you what's in store

If it's love

you're looking to get

You're gonna get

what you're looking for

Stop...

Where you are

You'd better freeze

Don't fool with fire now, baby

Don't be a tease

Don't start

what you can't finish

I told you once before

If it's love

you're lookin' to get

You're gonna get

what you're lookin' for

Don't you know

You're walkin'

on dangerous ground

Listen, babe, when I make love

I just don't fool around,

no, I don't

I just don't play around

Stop...

Where you are

Just take it slow

Once I put my hands on you, baby

I won't let you go

Don't start

what you can't finish

One kiss and I want more

If it's love

you're lookin' to get

You're gonna get

what you're lookin' for

Stop...

Where you are

Don't move an inch

Stop...

Where you are

You're gonna be in a pinch

Stop...

Where you are

You're gonna get

what you're looking for

Bop-bop, bah

Bop-bop, ba-dah, bop

Bop-bop, bah, ba-dop.

Gee, that was swell, Uncle Rick.

I'll just look outside

for Belden.

But you haven't eaten.

Who can eat?

There's a storm brewing

and I got to get out of here

before it hits.

Oops, too late. It just hit.

No wonder you're too

busy to come see me.

You took the words

right out of my mouth.

Hi, Jan.

Hi, Lani.

When are we going

on another picnic?

Well, it looks like

we're on one right now, honey.

I didn't know you

girls knew Rick.

Apparently he went right

through the sorority.

What loyalty.

I wonder if he got

to our house mother?

Uh... if you'll excuse me,

I was just leaving.

I've got business

to settle with you first.

That has a familiar ring.

Don't tell me you've been

sending him customers, too.

Look, ladies, I can explain

the whole thing.

Well, how'd he hook you

in this deal?

"You scratch my back

and I'll scratch yours."

Oh...

Is this any way

to run an airline?

I have every intention of paying

you for the services rendered.

Wouldn't that be spreading

yourself a little thin?

I'd like to make it up to you

if you'll just give me a chance.

I-I'll put it on a cash basis.

A percentage of all

the business you book for us.

A percentage? In writing?

In writing.

Do you think we can trust him?

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.

Any more than it already has.

Okay, for money,

I'll swallow my pride.

And if he doesn't come through

we'll boil him

in coconut butter.

Been nice doing

business with you all.

I think my date's getting cold.

Bye, girls.

I'll check with you later.

That's quite a harem.

Well, look, uh, I may

have made some promises

but that's as far as it went.

You're pretty free

with your promises.

How you going to keep

that last one?

I'll tell you

after I talk to Belden.

Good luck, Rick.

The performance is about

to begin in the amphitheater.

Now look,

I agreed to the pancake

or whatever it is

but the lipstick is out.

But, sir, it's necessary

for the television camera.

Those are my orders.

No lipstick.

- Mr. Belden.

- Yes.

Congratulations, sir.

Oh, thank you.

I realize this is an honor

but they're making me

feel like an actor.

Who are you?

Have we met?

Oh, well, sort of--

I-I know this is not

the time or the place

to discuss business, but...

I make it a rule

never to discuss business

outside my office.

Well, you wouldn't see

me at your office, sir.

And this is an emergency.

I'm Rick Richards.

Rick Richards?

Oh, you're the one responsible

for my wife not being here.

She threw her back out

when you ran us off the road.

If you'll just listen,

Mr. Belden.

If I don't get my license

reinstated

I'm in real trouble.

My partner, Danny Kohana,

hocked everything

to go into business with me

and now he's laid up

with a broken leg.

I know all about the rescue.

We're not trying

to run you out of business

and we're not unfairly rigid in

our interpretation of the law.

We realize, occasionally

there are mitigating

circumstances.

Then I-I'll get my license back?

Oh, when the board meets

next week

I'll make the recommendation.

If a man risks his entire future

to save a friend

he can't be all bad.

Well, thank you,

Mr. Belden. Thank you.

Besides...

this is the first time

I've been able to get out

without my wife in years.

I think I like it.

Thanks again, Mr. Belden.

By George, I think he did it.

He did.

We're back in business.

All you need to do

is get rid of that

concrete cowboy boot.

I'd like to talk

to you, Mrs. Hudson.

Well, Rick, there's something

I've got

to explain to you about Friday.

Danny, I can spot a single girl

with my eyes closed--

strictly on instruments.

Excuse us, pal.

You knew all along?

There's some things

you just can't hide.

Why didn't you say something?

I didn't want to spoil

your fun... and mine.

Oh, no!

This is my heaven

Being here with you

Make it last forever

This is my heaven

It's a dream come true

Make it last forever

Here 'neath the sky

Beside the sea

This is my heaven

When you

Come to me

La, la-la, la, la

La-la, la-la, la...

La-la, la-la, la...

Drums of the islands,

you're beating in my heart

You're with me

no matter where I roam

If ever I wander,

if ever we're apart

I know that

you will lead me home

I love each valley,

each grain of sand, each hill

The flowers,

the music of the isles.

Of the isles

These are the things

that I love and always will

Hut-hut, hut-hut, hut-hut

Though I may roam

ten thousand miles

Miles

Drums of the islands,

you're beating in my heart

You're with me

no matter where I roam

If ever I wander

If ever we're apart

I know that you

will lead me home

Bula, Laie, Hawaii Tale Ga

Veiwekani Kei Viti Kece Ga

"O-Kei-Viti" E

Vakalasalasa

Ni Bula, Ni Bula Kece Sara

E Da Sa Mai Veikune Tale

Sa Noda Tu Na Lagilagi

Me Da Sa Cibi, Cibitaka Yani

Laie, Laie,

Noqui Koro Lagilagi

I know that you will

lead me home

I know that

you will lead me home

I know that you will

lead me home

Hawaii

USA

Hawaii, USA!