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Chinese Martial Arts have

18 different weapons

Divided into 9 long and 9 short ones

The long ones are spears

Ghick*

Long Stick

Hunting Fork

Ghort*

Shork*

Dong

Par

Short Stick

9 short ones are

Steel knife

Sword

Stick

Axe

Whip

Kun

Hammer

Claw

Hook

Steel knife is the king of the sword ones

But steel knife is the short one

It's more risky to use it

When it fights with a long weapon

It disadvantaged by its length

So better use it in close range combat

And use it with courage and guts

That's the only way to survive

So it's called "Peadly Knife"

Spear is the king

Of the long weapons

But the vital part is only at its point

So it's better to fight at a long range

Use it only to attack and kill

It's quite deadly to the enemy

So it's called Life Taking Spear

Dog-face, someone sent us this today

I think it's most suitable for you

You are quite a smart guy

You should know I'm the King of Swordsmen

Don't misunderstand me,

It's for your burning wood

That's too bad, let me hang it up

Let me remind you

If you hang it up

Then I'll have a busy day

You will be very busy

What a nice piece

King of the swordsmen?

Very good indeed

Not yet

Who do you think I am?

How do I know?

I'm Pai Chiang

Since you're King of the Swordsmen

I just want to try your skill

No, You're wrong

I'm just a blacksmith

But they said he lives here

So your want him

I'll go and call him

Wait here

I'll be right back

Where's your...

King of the Swordsmen?

What do you want from him?

Everyone says he's invincible

I want him to try my kung fu

What, if you win.

Then I'll be famous,

& my ancestors will be honored too

Good guy, a good example for every young man

Do you know words? A little

Good, look what's written on it?

King of swordsmen

What does that guy look like?

Just like real

Then what are you waiting for?

What are you doing

cutting the grass

Furthermore, that guy has a big mouth

Be careful, don't listen to him

I'm not coming here to listen to his talk

You are...

Son of a bitch, I came to bite you

I'm...

I don't care who you are

Damn it! Shut up & fight!

Let go. I wouldn't

Let go. Why?

You don't let go. No

Then I will

You cut the grass for me

I'll cut your head too

I want to kill you

Why do you take my knife?

I want to know whether it is heavy

Give it back

Dog-face, is my sword ready?

Yes, Let me have a try

Not bad

Who are you?

At whom are you looking?

King of the Swordsmen?

Why him?

King of the Swordsmen

Don't go

You wait here, don't go

What do you want?

Stay here, I'll call my brother

I have been working...

on your sword all day

It is tomorrow. What

14-Jul

Yes, I've nearly...

forgotten about it

Why do you choose...

the ghost festival?

You want to show it before the ghosts

Let me tell you the reason

If we get killed, there'll be ingots everywhere

And we'll be rich ghosts

Sir, this way please

No loyalty, no filial love Kill

No humanity, no righteousness Kill

From 8 to 80 Kill

Big or little. Kill them all

Don't let them escape

Mr. Mei, I want you to kill a man

Of course you want me to kill a man and not chickens

But...

There's enough. Money

200 taels, I'll pay you the other half

Afterwards

Who's he

He's "King of the Spears"

Just inside

You want to trap me? Stupid

Here's 100 taels of silver

Your half reward

You hire me to kill you

If you win the money will be yours

I only fight to kill

Not to win

Good

Well, feel tired so soon

You're not even worth 5 taels now

You're not even worth 1 tael now

You wanna go, you haven't kill me yet

I'd send my son to kill you if I had one

Good guy, take this rubbish with you

Mr. Mei, what do you think?

Your poverty Spear is really invincible

Keep your words after

I've killed the old guy

That's right

You old good-for-nothing

Old naughty guy, what new strikes have you invented

Potato, tell him

The Poverty Spear

We've a match every year for 15 years

Each year, you've new strikes but...

the result is always...

Always what? An even fight

The Humpback...

spear Steel knife

You are good, I'm even better

Someone has lost his eye-brows

But you've lost your beard too

Are you ready?

Time's up

Can you wait for a bit longer?

Time's up now, and it's a draw again

If I had more time

I would have killed you

Nonsense, if I'd had more time,

I would have killed

Affection

No, it's sympathy

If I have no sympathy

And your partner

I would have killed you

It sounds quite good

Sounds nice? I'm not a bird

I'd skin you if you were a bird

I would eat your guts if I were a bird

Well

Let's each have a student

Teach them our Kungfu

And let them fight on our behalves

That's reasonable...

because we are friends

And our fights...

will have no result

But they're different, they don't know each other

Good, let's wait for 10 years

Same time same place,

10 years later

It's a deal

Orange... Sir...

Have some oranges

I come here to collect the protection fee

What protection fee?

For protecting your stall

1 tao a day

So that no one will dare to disturb you

I am here for these years

No one has ever disturbed me

Now it's different

Really, I don't believe

Yes

All gone

Cannot find

Let me help you, please don't

I have to do my business

I'll pay you, I beg you

You got it?

I beg you

I've found it, is it this one?

No, try again

Please don't

I beg you

You'd better beg me

You aren't the temple

Even the temple needs our protection

The stall outside...

Alright, I... I'll give...

Bastard, How can you assault an old lady

I hate this most

I'm now protecting you

Pay whatever we ask

Your are very proud

Do you know my rules?

What

Pay whatever we ask

Then see which one of us is the superior

Guess where it is?

Here? No, it's over there

No

Where? It's here

Your knife can only cut a melon

No people

That's none of your business, old man

How dare you curse me. My God

Go away, you trouble-maker

I'll die, all are inside

Old man. I've pierced in...

completely

Yes, but in the wrong place

Brother

I... I must die, all are inside

It's alright

every part of the body is a sword

You knife is very sharp

I've saved you

Who need your help. I'll kill him

I have saved you again

You have spoiled my water melon

Kill... Kill him

I kill him

Kill this side and then the others

All inside, beat

I beat

Don't kill me... I dare not

Don't kill me

I won't kill you

I have saved you this time

And I don't owe you anything

Brother...

Why are you being so careless

I dare not do it again

Next time, you have to be careful

Brother

What are you waiting for?

Run

Run, hurry

Or I'll kill you too

You've got guts

How about being my student?

Why

Because I've saved you

And you owe me something

I saved you too

You've forgotten you owe me your life

I never helped others

And I don't need other's help

You have not family education

That's right,

My parents died when I was born

Be careful that you'll have one son

I haven't tried it yet

So you are a virgin

So what?

That's fine, then I must take you as a student

Why

Because you've no parents, no affection, no son

Righteousness & mercy,

That's the most suitable for my Kung fu

Old guy, I've a nice home & a shop here

Why should I be your student

You better leave or I'll kill you

Alright, I'll go...

My house... my home... on fire

On fire... help...

Help...

May I help you Thanks

You set the fire?

How can you scold me?

I just want to help you...

put out the fire

You've a sweet home now

Fire, put out the fire

Quick, put out the fire

Put out the fire, hurry

Put out the fire, hurry

My shop is burnt too...

Old man, I must kill you

I have to put out the fire

I must kill you, old guy

Go to help him. That guy is mad

He wants to kill, help

Ancestors, please give us...

a good harvest

Please

Kneel down

before your ancestors

And call me Master

Master, after I've cut your feet

You still want to be my Master

My mad kid, what are you doing?

He want to destroy your ancestral temple

That's not mine

Not yours, then I'll destroy yours

Fine

Mad kid, are your crazy

Ridiculous

He has destroyed your ancestral temple

Not me. It's him

Good-bye

Don't run... catch him

I haven't offended that old guy but...

he turned me into an enemy...

of the village

How can I stay there?

There's only one way to go

To be my student or

To be a beggar

I would rather be a beggar

But you've broken it

But I will never be your student

Why

I'll not admit my failure...

before others

Then you're even more suitable...

to be my student

Are you very angry...

and want to kill me

Yes

But you can't

Beat me

How can you kill me?

You have to learn from me

If you want to kill me

That's not enough, you got to pray for me

So that I'll live longer than you

Otherwise

You won't have a chance to kill me

It's alright

I'll learn from you & kill you

That's right

Come with me

Anybody

Coming

Come over here, hurry

Coming

Fatty, you're very accurate

Of course, everyone in the village...

knows I am the best

Can you do it again

That's easy, watch

Left, left, Right, right

To the front, to the back

Convinced?

Potato Yes

Take me the spear Yes

What are you doing, to rob my boat

Fatty, can you hit my spear's tip?

How about if I can

It's yours if you can make it

That's a deal

Come on

You can only hit a stationary target

But if it's moving, then you fail

I hit, I made it

What a smart boy

I'm smart

This old man is even better

Potato

Fatty, you want to turn me into a eunuch

But my master is more accurate than you

He's lucky only

Let him try me

Ok come on, hit me

If I can learn the old man's Kung Fu

I'd be a great guy when I return

He's quite smart

It's not bad to take him as student

But I'm afraid that

He may not work hard

Sure, I should let him suffer first...

in order to let him know it's not so simple

Old...

What?

Old hero

Can you take me as your student?

No. Why?

Because I've never had a student before

Furthermore, you're not qualified for it yet

How can I be qualified then?

Tell him, Potato Yes

To learn my Poverty Spear

You should be helpless

Choiceless, jobless

Fierce and ruthless

Yes, I've got all of those

You're so fat

How can you be helpless

That's true

My parents died when I was young

And I was...

nearly drawn too

Am I helpless then?

But you still have a boat

The boat?

I've got nothing now

How can we go further

Master, I got no choice now

Please take me

My master doesn't want you

Please go away

You'd better go

You cheated me

I've got nothing left now

And you turned me down

I'm provoked now

I must beat you

How dare you? Find yourself a mirror

And look at your face

You look very fierce indeed

Master, right?

Not only that

I'm ruthless too

Master, he got all 5 now. Master

Master, he said he'd carry it

Master, please

But you got to learn...

How to hold a sword first

Where's the sword

Not yet, try this first

Everyone knows how to hold a bird

Hit me with the bird

Look, you have killed it

You used too much force

Come on, try again

You'll kill it if you hold it too strongly

But if you're too light, it'll fly away

It's the same for holding a sword

That's different

Try it then if you don't believe me

Too much force...

makes you clumsy

Watch me

Only in this way can you move freely

Again. Yes. Fantastic! Good

That's ingenious! Yes... good

Good, exactly

Watch me

Master, I know these strikes already

Show me then. Yes

To the front, to the back, I'm an expert

Row and row

Master, is it like this

What a stupid guy, go back to your boat

What's wrong, Master

You're always thinking of...

rowing a boat

How can you learn the spear technique?

I won't do it again

You still got to learn hard

Yes, I'll practice hard

Until I can kill you

That's good, boy

Master, am I alright

You've still got a long way to go

You're not doing...

a Desperate Sword

I haven't done wrong

You have made a serious mistake

Yes, you took out your sword before you attacked

Then I'll know whether your sword is thin

or thick, long or short

How about if you see it?

That's it, before you attack me

I know your movement already

If it's thin, you'll move lightly

If it's thick, you'll chop me hard

If it's long, you'll fight at a distance

If it's short, you'll stay closer

You understand No

Oh damn

You idiot

Look clearly before you attack

Master, I'll find it out

Let's talk inside

Master, don't worry

The old guy has taken a student

He's got your size, but he's too bad

How bad he is

He's short & skinny

And... not a bit like you

Really?

Furthermore

He's very stupid

We'll surely win this time

Really?

At least Ah-yao knows our "deadly spear" technique

What's the "deadly spear" technique?

When you fight, you want your enemy alive or dead

Of course dead, when he tries to cut me

I'll pierce him with the spear

Which part of his body? The vital part of course

What's the name of this strike?

The deadly spear

Marvelous

I've got it Master

What are you doing?

You want to hit me by surprise

Alright, stop. Go to hell

You couldn't even touch me at this moment

Just keep on practicing

Master

Ah-yao, you're almost learnt all my techniques

Thanks for your teaching

What are you doing?

You've learnt everything from me

But lack of experience

If I stay here

You'll kill me someday

Old man, where else can you go?

Where are you going now?

I've got a godson

That is, your godbrother

Where is he?

I can't tell you

He must be an unknown person

Hiding somewhere

You're wrong, he's an expert with the spear

Everyone knows he's...

King of the Spears

King of the Spears' Shit, talk too much

Alright, let me get rid of...

that guy first

You can't go, you mustn't go

If you go, I'll be no successor

He has fallen into my tricks

Ah-yao, go & challenge...

King of the Swordsmen

If you beat him, you'll be famous

But I have to give you another name

You'll be "King of the Spears"

Waiter, a pot of tea

Yes

Come & have a look at that girl

Girl? Where?

There

Miss

Orange Yes

Looking at her face

Is like looking at her ass

It must be Ah-yao

What Ah-yao?

Every girl living on a boat is called Ah-yao

You can just call her Ah-yao

Ah-yao

Ah-yao

You scared me

I don't want it

Go to hell

You scolded me?

Please don't be angry

How dare you?

Everyone knows...

my master is Mr. Rocking

Mr. Rocking

You go, I'll chase! Chase

Waiter

Yes, Sir

Give me one of these

This... this isn't

Can't you read. Hurry

Ah-yao

She despises me

I know you're hiding there

You'll have to suffer

If I find you

Watch out

Who are you?

I'm Ah-yao

Ah-yao

Well, why is there everybody

living in a boat

There's a Ah-yao and here is a Ah-yao

Ah-yao & Ah-yao

Scared?

The fat one is for you

The thin one will be left for me

You'll go

Me? Yes, You

Not me. You have to. Go

I've told you I can't

Then I'll have to handle them both

I shake

I shake... shake to the left

Shake... I shake...

Let me join you

Come on

You fatty

Are you full now?

Yes

Yes

You have eaten too much

You feel better

Still too much

Better

How do you feel?

Enough... I feel sick

What would you like to eat?

Just anything except eggs

What are you doing? Sir

Nothing

Waiter, a pot of tea please

Yes, tea is coming

I want tea, not a urine pot

He told me to give you this

He said you piss all the time

Go...

Master says open the ball

If you're disposed

Beware of the spy behind you

Good guy

You've discovered my identity

Let's fight. What for?

Don't pretend

If anyone recognizes me

Either he or I have to die

I'm Urine Pot The Hero

You play the spear quite well

Thanks, I know there's one man who's...

Even better

I'm now going to challenge him

Who is he?

The King of Spears

It is him

You want to challenge him too?

You are the third if you do

Why?

Everyone knows he's going to fight

King of the Swordsman

I'm already the second one, let's go

Go

Young master, is it him?

No

Ah-yao is not like this

Ah-yao

Old man, help me

Mr. Rocking, what's happened...

Where's that Ah-yao beaten by me?

Where has he gone?

He is not here

Where is he? At the inn

Inn? Go

You know it or you are scared

Scared of what? He's the King of the Spears

King of the Spears

What are you waiting for? Chase

Waiter. Yes, sir

Anyone here called King of the Swordsmen?

Yes, he calls himself the King

Who is he?

He's one of Mr. Rocking's guards

What's his name?

He's Wu Li Single sword

Wu Li Single-sword

He has another man Lu, he uses a spear

Tiger spear?

Exactly, everyone here knows

When they combine together

They're invincible

Or how can our Mr. Rocking

Be so fierce & proud in this area

Then you should be beaten

Sir, it's not me

I'm innocent

You smell of roast duck

It's your feet

Sorry, it's painful

That damn fat guy

Oh my God

Fight

Where do you find them?

From the opera

They start practicing Kungfu When they were young

Fantastic

Wu Li Single-sword

Tiger spear?

Don't bow. Come up

How dare you fool me. Who are you?

He's the King of the Swordsmen

Who are you then?

King of the Spears, Lu Hu

Tiger spear?

Run now if you are afraid

Everything is started by you

You trouble-maker

Yes, so what

Thanks

Shows your spears

Quite good looking, watch me

See my single sword

Don't run

It's painful

You've done everything except the good things

How dare? How dare you?

I dare not

What are you calling? Nothing

You calling me again? No

Look at me

Yes, keep an eye on him

Keep an eye on him

The opera is finished

Don't mention Ah-Yao

Master has over-estimated him

He laid down...

before I used the spear

Not him, the real one is outside

Really

He finished so quick

He cannot oppress others anymore

Is it true? Speak

My...

So the King of Spear is so useless

What did you say?

Who are you?

You are the man I'm looking for

How about it

Let's fight, then

Hold it

Tomorrow is 14th July

I fight at any time I like

Me too

But not here, come with me

Go

Ready?

You are...

Who's their master?

They're Naughty Old Man & Crazy Old Man

That's why they fight just like them

That's enough, take them back

Those two old guys'll come to save them

Kid, be smart

Tell me where those two kids are

Speak, speak

Speak... speak, you're a dumb...

You want me to talk but he doesn't

What can I do

You damned...

Fainted so easily

You come to rescue your student

No, my spear

He has taken my spear

I want it back

That's an old trick

And you?

What a coincidence, I come to get my sword

Old trick

Come with me

It's dark here, you're too old

Follow me

Are you Wang Lu-kiu?

No, I'm Hsiao Pa-tien now

I was beaten by you 15 years ago

And I was forced to retire

I swore

I must resume my fame

Thanks God you're still alive

Hell doesn't accept me & neither does heaven

How can we die

Who are those 4 monsters?

They're specially trained...

to deal with you

They are Tien, Hsia, Wu, Ti

Tien is flying in the sky, Hsia is killing without mercy

Wu is waves roaring in the sea Ti will destroy the enemy completely

A cloud in the sky, 4 idiots on earth

Just like pigs, can't distinguish the good and bad

All 4 of them will be rested in peace

Nonsense

Please do

Old guy

I'm nearly suffocated

I must kill you

Stop, this is mine

Old guy

You didn't let me breathe

And now, you couldn't breath

Old guy, finished

It's useless now

Exhausted? You're too old

I was inferior to both of you...

in the past

But now...

I can beat you all together

All together?

Right, I can handle you by myself

Don't always pretend

Pretend to be fat?

I'm always so fat

Yes, fat & stupid

Let me handle him

Your spear is useless

You better use it for mixing excretion

What so funny? Cut me if you want to

Come on, I chop

I almost killed him. I...

You can't make it

Let me do it

At least my blood is more concentrated

Go away, let me do it

Old guy, I'm hurt only slightly

But you'll be dead if you got kicked

Alright, you better join up & fight

Join forces? No need

No need to fight you

I will kill you by myself

Go to save your student

And save mine too

Master

You useless guy...

got caught so easily

Look at me, I'm quite okay

Potato was right

His student is small & skinny

Not a bit like me

I'm so handsome

Master, I'm better

Better than nothing

Open it yourself & release that kid too

What are you waiting for? I come to help you

Let me tell you, you bring him here

You bring down the trouble

You better join together...

or you'll be finished very soon

Shut up, let me kill him

Well, you still want to help

Those 2 old guys have made us suffer a lot

But Master is very nice to me

Then why do they want us...

to fight each other?

Your master... he should be killed

Run now, I can't beat him

Master...

You call me Master at last

Master...

I'll kill him

Master... Run

Master... Go

It's alright, I'm still alive...

What are you waiting for?

Master go...

You go

Master

You died before me

I haven't

Where are you going?

I'm going to find Hsiao Pa-tien

You're going like that? What's wrong?

One by one?

Even our Masters can't beat him

How can you beat him?

Go back to your boat if you're afraid

Hsiao Pa-tien is very fierce

If your Master has held it with his spear

My Master would have cut him into pieces

It's faster to row a boat...

with 2 men than...

I want to play too

I've got another

Those 2 kids have returned

You guys just fear nothing

It's quite alright to fear nothing

But you must be very careful

Or you'll be dead

Why do you carry no weapons?

Yes, the shapeless sword

The hand-spear, it can swing

Swing? See how it can swing

Hold it, come with me if you dare

You can't run? Yes, how about it?

Watch my hand spear

Fierce enough?

Watch my shapeless sword

I'm sorry

You vomit blood on me

We should now fulfill...

our Masters' wish

Right

We've committed the same mistake that our Master did

I would have killed you...

if I didn't know you

Well, whichever one of us...

can put his weapon...

into his Master's tomb,

will be the winner, alright?

This...

Put your weapon into the grave

Ok

I surely lose, Master, lose...

I'm not lost, even...

I've inserted in...

before you fell down

What are you saying?

Before you do...

I first...

So neither the sword nor the spear...

is the King of weapons?

It's human's affection which is invincible