Original subtitles

>> MARRIED? WHAT KIND OF A JOKE

IS THIS?

>> THIS ISN´T A JOKE, CHRISTIAN.

>> THAT´S RIGHT. WE´RE PREGNANT.

>> WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

THIS WAS A HUMAN BEING.

>> IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN

THIS TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND.

IT COULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU´VE

WORKED FOR.

>> CHRISTIAN TROY, JAMES

SUTHERLAND. WILBER´S FATHER.

HIS REAL ONE.

>> MY FATHER NAMED YOU LEGAL

GUARDIAN IN HIS WILL.

>> WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER?

>> MY FATHER WAS VERY ADAMANT

THAT SHE HAVE AS LITTLE TO DO

WITH WILBER AS POSSIBLE.

>> MY SON IS BACK.

>> WHOO! LOOK AT HOW HIGH HE´S

GOING. YOU WANNA GO HIGHER,

WILBER?

HOLD ON TIGHT.

>> YOU´RE A NATURAL MOM.

>> IT´S EASY WITH HIM. YOU´RE

IRRESITIBLE, AREN´T YOU, YOU

LITTLE CUTIE? IT´S IMPOSSIBLE

TO BE IN A BAD MOOD WITH HIM,

YOU KNOW?

>> SO I START PROCEEDINGS

TOMORROW TO ADOPT HIM LEGALLY.

I WAS JUST WONDERING...HOW WOULD

YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING HIS MOMMY

LEGALLY?

>> WHAT ABOUT THE BIRTH MOTHER?

>> THE COURTS RULED AGAINST HER.

SHE´S OUT OF THE PICTURE.

>> [SIGHS]

I, UM...I´M SORRY, CHRISTIAN.

I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.

I NEED TO BE SURE.

>> I WANT YOU TO BE SURE.

MMM. RIGHT, BUDDY?

HUH?

>> YES, THIS IS JAMES. WHAT´S

THE MARKET FOR CHILDREN´S

KIDNEYS?

>> I HAVE TWO.

>> THINK I CAN GET THEM

FOR YOU WITHIN A WEEK.

>> ♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL

MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIFE ♫

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, MS. HUDSON?

>> WELL, I JUST CAME TO SEE WHAT

ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.

>> AND YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

>> MM-HMM.

[EVERYONE LAUGHS]

>> IS THERE A PARTICULAR

PROCEDURE YOU´RE INTERESTED IN?

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, I´M IN TOWN

FOR A HUNTING TRIP.

THE EVERGLADES. AND I JUST

THOUGHT, WELL, SHOOT, SINCE I´M

IN THE AREA, I MIGHT AS WELL GET

MY BREASTS AUGMENTED, RIGHT?

[EVERYONE LAUGHS]

>> I THINK YOU COULD GO UP TO A

C CUP WITH YOUR FIGURE. ANYTHING

LARGER MAY STRAIN--

>> I JUST CAN´T SEEM TO PICTURE

YOU IN CAMOUFLAGE AND ORANGE.

>> WELL, AFTER I ZERO IN ON MY

PREY, I USUALLY WEAR NOTHING AT

ALL.

>> NOW, THAT I CAN PICTURE.

>> OH, YOU´RE BAD.

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> SINCE I´M GONNA BE YOUR

SURGEON, MS. HUDSON, PERHAPS WE

GO INTO MY OFFICE AND TALK

ABOUT THE OPERATION, JUST THE 2

OF US.

>> I´M SORRY. I DON´T MEAN TO,

YOU KNOW, BUT I´M REALLY

INTERESTED IN DR. TROY

HANDLING ME.

>> HMM.

>> YOU KNOW, I READ ABOUT YOU

IN OCEAN DRIVE MAGAZINE´S LIST

OF MIAMI´S MOST ELIGIBLE

BACHELORS. I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE

YOU´RE ONLY NUMBER 7.

>> WELL, I HATE TO BURST YOUR

BUBBLE, SWEETHEART, BUT THAT

ARTICLE IS A LITTLE OUT OF DATE.

I´M HAPPILY ENGAGED AND LOOKING

FORWARD TO FAMILY LIFE.

>> MM. WHAT A PITY.

WELL, YOU STILL DO BOOB JOBS,

DON´T YOU?

>> I WOULDN´T BE THE DOCTOR I AM

IF I DIDN´T.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♫ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE

IN MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON?

♫ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE...

>> SCOOT OVER, CHRISTIAN. YOU

DON´T GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN.

GOWN AND GLOVES?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THOUGHT YOU´D COP A FEEL WHILE

SHE WAS UNDER?

>> I JUST THINK THAT WE SHOULD

GIVE MS. HUDSON THE BEST

TREATMENT WE CAN, AND SINCE I´M

AVAILABLE, I FIGURED I´D JUST

MAKE SURE THE OPERATION GOES AS

SMOOTHLY AS POSSIBLE.

>> OH, JESUS. YOU GOTTA BE

KIDDING ME. YOU PULL THIS CRAP

EVERY TIME YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE

EGO GETS BRUISED.

>> BOYS, BOYS, BOYS. THIS IS

WHY GOD GAVE WOMEN 2 BREASTS.

NOW, EACH OF YOU TAKE ONE AND

GO PLAY IN YOUR CORNER OF THE

SANDBOX.

>> DR. McNAMARA? YOUR 2:00

IS HERE, AND YOU SHOULD BRING

SOME MILK AND A BOWL WITH YOU.

HE´S CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS.

>> SEE? THERE ARE PLENTY OF

BOOBS TO GO AROUND.

>> ♫ YOU CAN SING A SONG

AND SAIL ALONG THE SILVER SKY

OR WE CAN FLY ♫

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> DO YOU HAVE TO ASK? FATHER

TIME WHACKED HIM IN THE FACE

WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

>> VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT I THINK

WE´D MOVE MORE QUICKLY THROUGH

THE CONSULT IF YOU´D JUST PUT

THE DUMMY AWAY.

>> NO PROBLEM. GO WAIT IN THE

CAR, DUMMY.

>> ENOUGH, RALPHIE. LET ME TALK.

>> JEEZ. OK. FINE. HE WASN´T SO

SENSITIVE WHEN HIS JOWLS DIDN´T

LOOK LIKE A WALRUS.

>> RALPHIE AND I HAVE BEEN

TOGETHER, UH, 30?

>> 30. 30 YEARS. YEAH.

>> I DESIGNED HIM TO LOOK

EXACTLY LIKE ME. HE WAS PERFECT.

HE´S LIKE ANOTHER ME, ONLY

BETTER. MORE CONFIDENT. OUT

THERE. HE CAN SAY THE THINGS

THAT I WAS AFRAID TO SAY. WE HAD

A LONG-TERM CONTRACT WITH

PRINCESS CRUISES. WE SAW THE

WORLD. PEOPLE ATE US UP. MIKE

DOUGLAS, DONOHUE.

>> I FELT DINAH SHORE´S TITS.

>> RALPHIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE

SHUT UP?

>> AND NOW?

>> THIS PAST YEAR, WE BOOKED 2

NIGHTS AT A DINNER THEATER IN

A RETIREMENT HOME.

>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A GOOD

AGENT MORE THAN A PLASTIC

SURGEON.

>> NO. NO, NO. I NEED TO LOOK

LIKE RALPHIE. THAT´S WHY THE

SHOW´S NOT WORKING. WHEN HE WAS

AN EXTENSION OF ME, MY OTHER

SELF, OUR SCHTICK WAS CHARMING.

NOW IT´S JUST TRAGIC. I CAN´T

COMPETE WITH HIM. DOCTOR, I NEED

A FACELIFT, SOME LIPO UNDER THE

CHIN, PLUGS. YOU CAN USE RALPHIE

AS A TEMPLATE.

>> I DON´T MEAN TO SOUND

INSENSITIVE, MR. WARD, BUT

WHY NOT GET A NEW PUPPET?

>> NO, NO, NO!

YOU WANNA--SHUT UP!

THIS ISN´T ABOUT RALPHIE.

WE USED TO BE A TEAM. WHEN I WAS

THE ABBOTT TO HIS COSTELLO, WE

WERE ON EQUAL GROUND. BUT NOW,

WHEN WE GO OUT ON STAGE, I FEEL

LIKE I JUST DISAPPEAR. I NEED

THIS TO RESTORE MY CONFIDENCE,

GET MY MOJO BACK.

>> AND WHILE YOU´RE AT IT, WHY

DON´T YOU THROW IN A DICK AND

BALLS? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A MAN

SOUND LIKE SUCH A PUSSY?

>> GOD DAMN IT, RALPHIE. WOULD

YOU PLEASE LET ME BE JUST FOR A

MINUTE?

>> FACE IT, JERKFACE. IT DOESN´T

MATTER WHAT YOU DO. I´LL ALWAYS

BE SEXIER THAN YOU, BETTER

LOOKING, AND MORE CHARMING. NOW

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY ASS.

>> SHUT UP, CHRISTIAN.

>> SHUT UP, RALPHIE.

>> SO, DOC...

YOU GONNA HELP GRANDDAD OUT

OR NOT?

>> I HAVE AN OPENING TOMORROW AT

11:00.

>> HE´S GONNA DO IT.

>> THAT´S GREAT.

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

>> IT´S NOT THAT ANYTHING´S

WRONG REALLY. IT´S JUST...

WELL...

>> YOU CAN TALK TO ME, KIMBER.

>> SEX WITH MATT IS KIND OF

BORING.

>> KIMBER, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I

DO IT´S ALL ABOUT THE TECH.

>> THE TECH. I KNOW. THE TECH

WORKS.

>> HAVE YOU 2 MADE A LIST OF

YOUR OVERTS AND WITHHOLDS?

>> OVERTS AND WITHHOLDS? CAN I

REACH THOSE WITH MY VIBRATOR?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS POOR

GIRL HAD AN ORGASM?

>> AM I BORING YOU, KIMBER?

>> NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT.

>> JESUS, GIRLFRIEND. WHAT

HAPPENED TO YOU? THE HIGHEST

GROSSING SEX GODDESS OF 2004´S

TOLLING FOR SEX TIPS?

>> GOOD CALM IS AT THE CORE OF A

MARRIAGE, AND BETTER

COMMUNICATION MIGHT NOT ONLY

HELP YOUR SEX LIFE, BUT ALSO

GIVE YOU MORE ENERGY.

>> OH, MY GOD! WAKE ME WHEN THIS

IS OVER.

>> MAYBE I SHOULD COME BACK WHEN

YOU´RE MORE AWAKE.

[DEEP VOICE LAUGHING]

>> HEY, THAT´S THE GUY FROM,

LIKE, 75 TRILLION YEARS AGO WHO

DRUGGED MANKIND AND NUKED THEM

IN VOLCANOES. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

WHAT´S YOUR NAME? XENU? XENU.

I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU´RE FALLING

FOR THIS BULL, KIMMY. THERE´S

WRONG WITH WHO YOU WERE OR WHO

YOU USED TO BE. AT LEAST THEN

THE ONLY MYTH YOU EMBRACED WAS

THE ONE YOU CREATED.

KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY WE

SCREWED IN OUR FIRST VIDEO,

DOESN´T HE?

>> PARKER, WAIT A SECOND. DON´T

GO YET. I HAVE A QUESTION.

TELL ME ABOUT XENU.

LIKE, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?

HE´S NOT THE SAME AS A THETAN,

IS HE?

>> WE DON´T TALK ABOUT XENU.

THAT´S FOR O.T. 7 AND HIGHER.

PEOPLE WHO ARE LIGHT ENOUGH TO

HANDLE IT. WHY DON´T YOU GO

LIE DOWN. I´LL CALL YOU LATER.

>> YOU´LL NEVER ESCAPE ME,

KIMMY. TRYING ONLY MAKES YOU

MORE TIRED.

>> THERE´S THE FIANCEE I WAS

LOOKING FOR.

>> CAN YOU FIND HER LATER, BABY?

I´M LATE FOR A CONFERENCE CALL

WITH BURT´S LAWYERS. SOME LOOSE

ENDS WITH THE ESTATE.

>> I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU

THIS FIRST. WILBER DREW IT THIS

MORNING. HE SAID IT´S OF HIS NEW

FAMILY. I THINK HE CAPTURED YOU

QUITE WELL, DON´T YOU THINK?

>> GOODNESS.

I´M GONNA HAVE THIS FRAMED.

>> HELLO, CHRISTIAN.

>> DON´T YOU MEAN, HELLO,

ASSHOLE?

>> THERE´S NO NEED FOR

DEMORALIZING NAMES ANYMORE.

I´M HERE ON BUSINESS.

>> AND HOW BUSINESSLIKE OF YOU

TO SNEAK INTO MY OFFICE AND TAKE

ME BY SURPRISE.

>> I´M SORRY. IT´S THE ONLY WAY

THAT I KNEW YOU´D SEE ME. I WENT

BY YOUR APARTMENT EARLIER, BUT

YOUR DOORMAN WOULDN´T TELL ME

WHERE YOU´D MOVED.

>> I´D ALWAYS LIKED THAT GUY.

>> HOW IS HE?

>> HE´S A LITTLE CONFUSED.

NOT SLEEPING, BUT GOOD...UNDER

THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

>> LOOK, UM...

I FIGURE YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED

BY NOW IF YOU PLANNED TO GET

IN TOUCH. MR. SUTHERLAND

FORBIDDING ME TO SEE WILBER IS

ONE THING, BUT THIS IS

DIFFERENT. I AM HIS ONLY LIVING

RELATIVE NOW. YOU CAN´T POSSIBLY

THINK OF DENYING ME MY SON.

>> IT´S IN HIS WILL, GINA. YOU

LOST ANY LEGAL RIGHTS TO WILBER

2 YEARS AGO.

>> AND WITH GOOD REASON. BUT I

AM NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE.

LOOK, I...

I MADE A NICE NEST EGG WHEN I

SOLD THE SPA, AND I RENEWED MY

REAL ESTATE LICENSE, AND I MADE

QUITE A KILLING LAST YEAR. I AM

BACK AT MY S.A. MEETINGS. I´M

EVEN SPONSORING NEWCOMERS.

>> HOW´S YOUR HEALTH?

>> AIDS IS THE NEW DIABETES,

CHRISTIAN. AND THIS COCKTAIL I´M

ON, I DON´T EVEN GET A COLD

DURING FLU SEASON.

>> GETTING A NEW SUIT AND HAVING

SOME MONEY IN THE BANK DOESN´T

REALLY CHANGE WHO YOU ARE.

>> I TRIED TO STAY IN HIS LIFE.

I SENT LETTERS. I SENT GIFTS

EVERY WEEK. THEY ALWAYS GOT SENT

BACK. WILBER´S THE ONLY REASON

I GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER.

I DESERVE TO BE HIS MOTHER

AGAIN.

>> WELL...

HE´S AS MUCH MY SON, TOO.

AND...

I´M NOT HANDING HIM OVER AGAIN.

>> I´M NOT ASKING FOR THAT.

NO, NO. ALL I´M ASKING FOR IS

SHARED CUSTODY. YOU´RE A GREAT

DAD, AND...

BABIES DESERVE TO HAVE A MOM IN

THEIR LIFE, TOO.

LEGALLY, YES, I KNOW. I HAVE NO

RIGHTS, BUT I´M HERE TO ASK YOU.

WILL YOU PLEASE...LET ME HAVE A

RELATIONSHIP WITH MY SON AGAIN.

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> LOOK HOW MUCH PALER MY RIGHT

HAND IS THAN MY LEFT HAND. I

DON´T THINK I´VE SPENT MORE THAN

20 MINUTES AT A TIME FOR THE

PAST 30 YEARS WITHOUT RALPHIE

ON IT.

>> YOU DON´T SLEEP WITH THAT

THING, DO YOU?

>> NO. I´M NOT NUTS.

[SIGHS]

BUT HIS BED IS RIGHT NEXT TO

MINE.

YOU SURE HE´S GONNA BE SAFE IN

YOUR OFFICE? NOBODY´S GONNA TAKE

HIM?

>> WHO WOULD WANT HIM? 15

MINUTES ALONE WITH HIM, THEY´D

PAY YOU RANSOM TO TAKE HIM BACK.

>> LOOK, DOCTOR, I KNOW HOW

CRAZY ALL THIS SOUNDS. ME

COMPETING WITH A HANDSOME BLOCK

OF STYROFOAM, WHEN I´M THE ONE

WITH THE TALENT. IT´S PURE

PROJECTION. I REALIZE THAT. BUT

THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, FOR LETTING

ME.

>> PICKUPS.

>> ♫ PULL THE STRING

AND I´LL WINK AT YOU,

I´M YOUR PUPPET.

I´LL DO FUNNY THINGS

IF YOU WANT ME TO,

I´M YOUR PUPPET.

MMM

I´M YOURS TO HAVE AND TO HOLD

DARLING, YOU´VE GOT

FULL CONTROL OF YOUR PUPPET.

PULL ANOTHER STRING

AND I´LL KISS YOUR LIPS,

I´M YOUR PUPPET.

SNAP YOUR FINGER

AND I´LL TURN YOU SOME FLIPS,

I´M YOUR PUPPET.

MMM... ♫

[DOOR OPENS]

>> YOU NEED TO CALL ME BACK,

LIZ. WE NEED TO TALK.

>> WE HAVE TALKED, POPPY.

WE TALKED, THEN WE CRIED, THEN

WE MADE LOVE, THEN WE TALKED

AND CRIED SOME MORE. NONE OF IT

HAS MADE ME FEEL ANY BETTER

ABOUT THE WAY YOU TREAT ME.

>> I´M SORRY. WE´RE IN THE

MIDDLE OF A--

>> I´M NOT IN THE STERILE ZONE,

SEAN. I KNOW. I´M SORRY, BABY.

BUT DON´T LET THE FACT THAT I

CAN´T LOVE MYSELF GET IN THE WAY

OF LETTING ME LOVE YOU.

>> YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

WOMAN THAT I HAVE EVER KISSED

WHO DIDN´T STEAL ONE OF MY

ORGANS AFTERWARD, BUT I CANNOT

LET YOU KEEP MY DOWN ANYMORE.

>> BUT I LOVE YOU.

>> YOU LOVE CONTROLLING ME.

>> LIZ...

>> NOW YOU´RE NOT STERILE,

POPPY.

>> GO.

>> ♫I´M YOUR PUPPET.

I´M YOUR PUPPET...

>> TAKE MY HAND.

>> WHY?

>> TO KEEP ME FROM RUNNING OUT

AFTER HER.

>> I DIDN´T KNOW YOU 2 HAD

BROKEN UP. HOW´S IT GOING?

>> OH, GOOD DAYS, BAD DAYS.

I MISS HER IN BED WITH ME.

THAT GIRL COULD MISS A SHOWER

FOR A WEEK, AND STILL SMELL LIKE

LILACS. STILL, IT FEELS RIGHT.

[SIGHS] I JUST NEVER FELT GOOD

ENOUGH WHEN I WAS WITH HER, YOU

KNOW? BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW

MANY TIMES SHE TOLD ME SHE

LOVED ME, I NEVER FELT LIKE

I COULD SHINE WHEN SHE WAS

AROUND.

>> I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.

>> I´M HANGING ON A STRING,

I´LL DO ANYTHING ♫

>> 15,000 SHARES, YES.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

THIS IS A KIDNEY.

>> I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

>> WELL, THE MAID LET ME IN...

WITHOUT A STRUGGLE ONCE I TOLD

HER I WAS WILBER´S AUNTIE JAMES.

YOU REALLY SHOULD FIRE THE FAT

SLUG. I ASKED FOR AN ICED TEA

20 MINUTES AGO.

PUT THE CHILD DOWN, MICHELLE.

I JUST BOUGHT WILBER A BOARD

GAME. YOU´RE RUINING ALL OUR

FUN.

>> I WANT YOU OFF MY PROPERTY

AND OUT OF MY LIFE.

>> BUT YOU ARE MY LIFE. THE

SWEETEST PART OF IT. DON´T DENY

ME THE CHANCE TO SHARE IN YOUR

JOY. I´VE HAD SO LITTLE OF IT.

JUST LET ME HOLD HIM.

>> STAY AWAY FROM HIM, JAMES.

IF YOU SO MUCH AS BREATHE IN

HIS DIRECTION, I SWEAR TO GOD

I WILL KILL YOU.

>> CONGRATULATIONS, MICHELLE.

WELL, HE´S A FINE LOOKING BOY.

ADOPTED CHILDREN OFTEN COME WITH

ALL SORTS OF HEALTH ISSUES, BUT

HE LOOKS POSITIVELY ROBUST.

PLUMP AND JUICY.

>> IT´S OK, BABY.

>> MATT. WHAT´S GOING ON?

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

>> EVERYTHING´S FINE, DAD. YEAH.

>> WELL, LET ME GRAB MY JACKET.

I´M FREE UNTIL 2:30. I´LL TAKE

YOU TO LUNCH.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, I´M HERE TO

TALK TO CHRISTIAN.

>> THOUGHT YOU WEREN´T SPEAKING

TO HIM.

>> YEAH, I´M NOT, BUT IT´S KIND

OF AN EMERGENCY.

>> WELL...

TRY ME.

I´M YOUR FATHER, TOO, YOU KNOW.

>> WELL, UH...

KIMBER AND I ARE, UH...

WE´RE HAVING PROBLEMS

IN THE BEDROOM.

>> JESUS. CHRISTIAN´S NOT THE

ONLY SEXPERT AROUND HERE, MATT.

WHAT SORT OF PROBLEMS ARE YOU

HAVING? PREMATURE EJACULATION?

>> CAN WE GO IN YOUR OFFICE,

PLEASE?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU´RE NOT HAVING E.D. AT

YOUR AGE, ARE YOU?

>> E.D.?

>> ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

>> OH, JESUS, NO.

>> I THINK WE HAVE THE ORIGINAL

MOLD OF THE KIMBER DOLL´S VAGINA

IN STORAGE. I CAN GET IT AND

SHOW YOU THE SENSITIVE AREAS.

>> I KNOW WHERE HER CLITORIS IS,

DAD.

>> MM.

SOMETIMES STRAIGHT VAGINAL

INTERCOURSE WON´T BE ENOUGH

FOR HER TO REACH FULL AROUSAL.

HAVE YOU TRIED DIGITAL OR ORAL

STIMULATION?

>> SEE, THAT´S WHY I WANTED TO

TALK TO CHRISTIAN INSTEAD OF

YOU.

>> HE CAN´T TELL YOU ANYTHING

THAT I CAN´T.

>> HE CAN TELL ME HOW TO MAKE

HER HOT. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE

I´M TALKING TO DR. RUTH. IT´S

TOTALLY EMBARRASSING.

>> OK, FINE.

YOU WANNA MAKE KIMBER HOT?

I GET IT.

SHE´S A FORMER PORN STAR. YOU

HAVE TO BE ASSERTIVE, BE A MAN.

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE WANTS YOU TO

GIVE IT TO HER IN THE REAR, AND

BELIEVE ME, KIMBER WILL SAY

THAT, YOU TEASE HER FIRST WITH

YOUR TONGUE. SHE´LL BEG YOU TO

STICK IT IN, BUT HOLD OFF.

WAIT UNTIL SHE WRITHES AND

SCREAMS UNTIL SHE CAN´T TAKE IT

ANYMORE. ONLY THEN DO YOU GIVE

HER WHAT SHE WANTS. YOU POUND

HER SO HARD, SHE´LL BEG FOR

MERCY. THE NEIGHBORS WILL EITHER

MOVE OUT OR SEND YOU FLOWERS.

THAT´S WHAT I DID WITH HER.

WHAT I´D DO.

>> IF THAT´S WHAT YOU DID WITH

HER, I CAN´T IMAGINE WHAT

CHRISTIAN AND KIMBER DID

TOGETHER.

>> YOU´RE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU

WANT?

>> MORE THAN SURE. SPENDING TIME

WITH HIM, HOLDING HIM THESE PAST

FEW DAYS, IT JUST...

I JUST SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT

I´D DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIM,

KEEP HIM SAFE.

HE STOLE MY HEART, CHRISTIAN.

MAKING HIM LEGALLY MINE FEELS

LIKE THE MOST NATURAL THING IN

THE WORLD.

>> AND YOU KNOW THAT WHAT I WANT

MOST IN THE WORLD IS FOR YOU

TO BE HIS MOMMY.

>> AND HOW ABOUT YOU, LITTLE

MAN?

>> HE´S TIRED, BUT I THINK

THAT´S A YES.

>> THANK YOU.

I GUESS I´M A MOM NOW.

>> TO FAMILY.

>> TO FAMILY.

>> TO OUR FAMILY.

>> OUR FAMILY. LET´S TOAST.

>> OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!

>> OH, SHIT.

>> WILBER, HI.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

HERE? DID YOU FOLLOW US?

>> MY LAWYER INFORMED ME THIS

AFTERNOON THAT YOU DENIED MY

REQUEST FOR VISITATION. WHAT THE

HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WILBER, SWEETIE, HI. CAN MOMMY

GET A HUG?

>> STOP IT. YOU´RE SCARING HIM.

>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

>> THIS IS MICHELLE. MICHELLE,

THIS IS GINA. MICHELLE IS MY

FIANCEE.

>> AND WILBER´S ADOPTIVE MOTHER.

>> HIS WHAT?

>> WE´RE GETTING MARRIED. I

ASKED HER TO LEGALLY ADOPT HIM.

>> IS THAT WHAT THE CELEBRATION

IS ABOUT?

>> YES, IT IS, ACTUALLY.

>> SHE´S SIGNING THE PAPERWORK.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BITCH?

>> ALL RIGHT, LET´S TAKE THIS

OUTSIDE. COME ON.

>> THIS IS SO LIKE YOU. YOU´RE

ALL ABOUT APPEARANCES. WELL, IF

YOU THINK THAT WILBER´S GONNA

BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH HER

JUST BECAUSE SHE´S BLACK.

>> JESUS CHRIST! IF YOU DON´T

TAKE CONTROL OF YOURSELF,

I WON´T SPEAK TO YOU AT ALL.

>> I AM DONE TALKING. I TRIED

THAT WHEN I CAME BY YOUR OFFICE.

I WANTED TO PLAY NICE, BUT IF

YOU WANNA PLAY KEEP AWAY FROM

ME, THINGS ARE JUST GONNA GET

UGLY. COME WITH ME, WILBER.

COME WITH MOMMY.

>> UH-UH. NO.

>> GINA, JESUS.

>> YEAH! TRY TO TOUCH ME AGAIN,

YOU´LL WEAR YOUR DESSERT.

> YOU CRAZY BITCH. WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT, BECAUSE I WANNA SEE MY

SON AFTER LOSING HIM FOR 3

YEARS? THAT MAKES ME CRAZY?

YOU´RE THE ONE WHO´S LOST YOUR

MIND. HE´S MY SON. I HAVE NEVER

STOPPED FIGHTING FOR HIM. NEVER!

>> EXCUSE ME. DO I NEED TO CALL

THE POLICE?

>> YES, CALL THE POLICE.

>> I JUST WANTED A HUG, GOD

DAMN IT.

WILBER--

MOMMY´S GONNA COME BACK.

YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

>> MATT?

I COULD USE A TOUCH ASSIST.

I´M MISERABLE AND I´M BLOATED.

>> YEAH, JUST FOCUS ALONG RIGHT

HERE ON THE BED. THAT´S WHERE

THE STAR IS. YEAH?

>> MATT?

>> HEY, BABY.

GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

>> WHAT´S GOING ON?

>> YOU AND I ARE GONNA MAKE A

PORNO. YOU SAID HOW YOU ALWAYS

HAD REAL ORGASMS ON THE SET.

THAT´S WHY YOU´RE SUCH A BIG

SELLER. SO WE´RE GONNA DO ONE

RIGHT HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? THOSE

DAYS FOR ME ARE COMPLETELY OVER.

>> JUST FOR US, BABE. YOU KNOW,

IT´S JUST FOR US. LOOK, AND

CHANCES ARE, WE´RE GONNA BE

WATCHING IT REPEATEDLY, SO I

JUST WANTED THE QUALITY TO BE

FANTASTIC. AND LOOK WHO I GOT

TO DIRECT US.

>> HEY, YOU.

>> LENA? HOW DID YOU--

HI! OH, MY GOD.

HOW ARE YOU?

WOW.

THIS WOMAN WAS MY MENTOR.

>> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT´S WHY

SHE´S HERE.

>> YOU GUYS, I CAN´T DO THIS.

>> WELL, WHY NOT, LOVEY?

OH, IT´LL BE FUN. YOU AND ME

TOGETHER AGAIN? YOU REMEMBER OUR

FIRST FILM: STARSKY AND SNATCH.

OH, GOD, YOU WERE SO INSANELY

HOT.

>> YEAH, I BET YOU WERE.

>> IT´S ALL GOING TO SHIT NOW,

THOUGH. NOBODY WANTS ARTISTIC

PORN ANYMORE. ALL THEY WANT

IS THIS NICHE CRAP. BONDAGE,

BUKKAKE, BESTIALITY.

>> WELL, I GOT OUT JUST IN TIME.

>> WELL, YOUR YOUNG MAN HERE

HAS GONE WAY OUT ON A LIMB. HE

EVEN BROUGHT IN MARTY. DO YOU

REMEMBER MARTY?

>> HEY, SWEETHEART.

>> MARTY? OH. YOU ARE

A BAD, BAD BOY. HI, MARTY.

>> ISN´T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

>> AND WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE

STORY WE´VE DREAMED UP.

>> YOU GUYS, I´M 4 MONTHS

PREGNANT AND I´M HUGE.

>> SWEETHEART, YOU ARE BEYOND

LUSCIOUS.

>> AND...ACTION.

>> OH, DOCTOR, I´M BURNING UP

AND YOU´RE THE ONLY GYNECOLOGIST

WHO WILL MAKE HOUSE CALLS.

>> OH, MY. WELL, THEN WE MUST

TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.

>> YEAH.

>> OOH.

[GASPS]

>> DON´T BLOCK THE MONEY SHOT,

MATT.

[GASPS]

>> OH. YOUR FEVER´S SO HIGH,

IT´S MAKING ME HOT.

IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?

>> NO, DOCTOR.

HE´S AWAY DOING BOYS THINGS.

I NEED A REAL MAN WHO CAN TAKE

CARE OF ME.

>> WELL, HE´S RIGHT HERE.

>> MMM. [GASPS] OH!

OH, DOCTOR!

OH, DOCTOR. OH, DOCTOR!

OH, YEAH. OH...

>> OH, THAT´S RIGHT, BABY.

DO IT FOR MAMA.

>> YEAH, HARDER.

OH...OH, YEAH.

>> THERE WON´T BE ANY SCARRING

AFTER THE SUTURES COME OUT.

SO...IS IT WHAT YOU EXPECTED?

>> [LAUGHS]

IT´S BETTER. OH, DOC, I DIDN´T

KNOW HOW THIRSTY I WAS TILL YOU

GAVE ME A DRINK. IT HURTS LIKE

HELL, BUT I FEEL SO LIBERATED.

>> HEY, HEY, LET ME OUT OF HERE

RIGHT NOW. LET ME OUT!

>> I DIDN´T WANT TO SHOW

RALPHIE. HE´S BEEN WAITING THERE

ALL DAY. COULD YOU GET RALPHIE

OUT, PLEASE? COULD YOU GO GET

HIM FOR ME, DOC?

>> ALL RIGHT, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING? LET ME OUT. I WANNA TAKE

A LOOK. HEY, LET ME OUT OF HERE

RIGHT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> OK, COULD YOU COVER HIS EYES,

DOC? I WANNA SHOW HIM MYSELF.

OH, RALPHIE, WAIT´LL YOU SEE

THIS.

>> I WANNA SEE.

>> HANG ON. HANG ON. OK, READY?

>> YEAH, READY.

>> OK, LOOK.

WELL?

>> JESUS, MARY, SON OF JOSEPH.

DID YOU USE A SCALPEL OR A

SLEDGE HAMMER, DOC?

>> OH, COME ON, RALPHIE.

>> I´M SERIOUS. HE SHOULD LOSE

HIS LICENSE AFTER THIS HACK JOB.

>> WHY CAN´T YOU BE THERE FOR

ME? CAN´T YOU JUST LET ME BE

HAPPY FOR 5 MINUTES? JUST ONCE?

>> YOU WANT ME TO LIE? OK.

YOU LOOK LIKE MONTY CLIFF.

NOT WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, MIND YOU.

>> MR. WARD, IT´S A PUPPET.

JUST PUT IT DOWN.

>> HE CAN´T, DOC.

WITHOUT ME, HE´S 176 POUNDS OF

NOTHING.

>> HEY, BABE.

>> HEY.

>> HOW MUCH LONGER YOU WANNA

STAY?

>> I DON´T KNOW. AN HOUR OR SO.

IT´S GOOD FOR HIM. GETS ALL HIS

ENERGY OUT.

>> HE´S NOT THE ONLY ONE.

>> WHY DON´T YOU GO HOME. WE´LL

CATCH UP WITH YOU. HMM? YOU CAN

GET YOURSELF SOME REST.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE 7:30

RESERVATION? DO YOU NOT WANNA GO

TO DINNER NOW?

>> SHALL WE LET HER IN?

>> CAN YOU WATCH HIM FOR A SEC?

I´LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, BUDDY.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

HERE, GOD DAMN IT?

I´M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE

SOMEBODY ELSE.

>> CAN I PUSH THE BABY?

>> UH...SURE, HONEY. BUT NOT TOO

HIGH, OK?

>> I PROMISE.

>> GUESS I´M A LITTLE PARANOID.

I KNOW WHAT YOU´RE THINKING, BUT

EVERYTHING´S GONNA BE DIFFERENT

ONCE THE ADOPTION IS FORMAL.

WE´RE GONNA BE--WE´LL BE FINE.

>> WE NEED TO HIRE A SECURITY

FIRM TO WATCH THE HOUSE, AND I

WANNA PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER

AGAINST HER.

>> NO, I DON´T WANT TO DO THAT.

NOT TO GINA. NOT YET.

>> WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GIVING

THIS WOMAN THE BENEFIT OF THE

DOUBT?

>> ´CAUSE SHE´S HAD A HARD LIFE

AND, I DON´T KNOW, I JUST--

I GUESS I FEEL LIKE SHE´S GONNA

CHANGE AT SOME POINT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? IF HE WERE MY

SON, I´D BE STALKING HIM

EVERYWHERE, TOO. SHE´S NOT GONNA

GO AWAY. THAT´S JUST SOMETHING

THAT WE´RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL

WITH. CHRISTIAN?

>> WHERE´S WILBER?

WILBER?

HEY, THE LITTLE BOY YOU WERE

PUSHING. WHERE IS HE?

>> HE WENT WITH THE LADY.

>> WHAT LADY? WHERE DID SHE TAKE

HIM?

>> I DON´T KNOW. WAS HE NOT

SUPPOSED TO LEAVE WITH HER?

>> WILBER?

>> WILBER!

>> WILBER!

>> WILBER!

>> [GASPS] OH. [SIGHS]

YEAH.

OH, DR. SCHWARTZ. YOU KNOW

JUST WHERE TO TOUCH ME.

>> I THINK WE NEED TO USE MY

SCHWARTZ TO EXAMINE YOU MORE

CLOSELY. I SHALL NOW REMOVE IT

FROM MY TROUSERS.

>> OH.

[UNZIPS ZIPPER]

>> LOCK THE DOOR. GO LOCK THE

DOOR.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> TAKE OFF THE LOOP, SON.

>> YES, SIR.

>> HI, DR. SCHWARTZ.

>> HOW WE FEELING TODAY, KIMBER?

>> FINE. I GAINED 4 POUNDS,

WHICH I DON´T LIKE, BUT GOOD.

>> YOU CAN AFFORD TO GAIN A FEW

MORE, ACTUALLY. THE BABY NEEDS

NOURISHMENT.

>> WELL, I´LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE

HER A SECOND HELPING AT

EVERY MEAL.

>> UH-HUH.

NOW, BEFORE WE START, I´D LIKE

TO TALK ABOUT THE SECOND

DYNAMIC.

>> THE SECOND DYNAMIC?

>> THE PART ABOUT CREATIVITY.

>> OH, RIGHT.

>> ACTUALLY, IT´S ABOUT SEX AND

FAMILY AND SURVIVING THROUGH

FUTURE GENERATIONS BY MAKING

SURE ENGRAMS AREN´T IMPLANTED ON

THE FETUS.

>> BUT I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

TO HURT THE BABY, DR. SCHWARTZ.

WE´RE VERY, VERY CAREFUL.

>> ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW THAT

AGGRESSIVE SEX DURING PREGNANCY

CAN BE INTERPRETED BY THE FETUS

AS ABUSE, POSSIBLY EVEN AN

ATTEMPTED ABORTION. DON´T YOU

THINK THAT´S AN ENGRAM?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> I´M TALKING ABOUT YOUR

OBSCENE LITTLE PLAYING DOCTOR

PREGNANCY FETISH MOVIE ON

SOMEONE NAMED LENA WORKMAN´S

WEBSITE. IT WAS DISCOVERED BY A

CHURCH MEMBER THIS MORNING.

>> THAT MUST BE A MISTAKE,

´CAUSE SHE IS A FRIEND OF OURS

AND SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

>> OH, SHIT.

>> YOUR ETHICS ARE OUT. EVEN

AFTER YOU DO THE WORK TO FIX

THIS, THE DAMAGE MIGHT ALREADY

BE DONE. I FEAR FOR YOUR CHILD´S

FUTURE AND FOR YOUR FUTURE IN

THE CHURCH.

NOW LET´S GET STARTED, SHALL WE?

WHY DON´T YOU LIE BACK.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

>> HELLO?

>> THE POLICE IS SENDING A CAR

OVER TO GINA´S APARTMENT.

EVERYTHING´S GONNA BE FINE.

>> SHE´S DESPERATE, CHRISTIAN.

SHE´LL DO ANYTHING TO HURT US.

YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND.

>> YOU NEED TO STAY CALM,

SWEETHEART. ONE OF US HAS TO.

WE´LL FIND HIM.

>> THIS IS...THIS IS MY FAULT,

CHRISTIAN. I BROUGHT THIS ON

HIM. THIS IS MY FAULT.

>> THIS IS NOBODY´S FAULT. WE´RE

GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. WE´RE

GONNA FIND WILBER, OK? I LOVE

YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> YOU LOOKING FOR THIS,

MICHELLE?

I DON´T THINK YOU´LL FIND ONE OF

BURT´S GUNS IN THE DESK.

HE DID SUCH A MAGNIFICENT JOB

BABY-PROOFING THE PLACE.

>> WHERE IS HE, JAMES? WHAT HAVE

YOU DONE WITH WILBER?

>> WELL, CHILDREN THAT AGE ARE

SO...EXTRAORDINARY, AREN´T THEY?

SO PURE, SO FULL OF LIGHT.

>> GIVE HIM BACK, GOD DAMN YOU.

HE´S INNOCENT. HE DOESN´T

DESERVE TO SUFFER.

>> DO ANY OF US?

I HAD A LITTLE BOY.

DID I TELL YOU THAT?

I DON´T THINK I DID.

JONATHAN.

HE HAD THE SAME BRIGHT SPARKLE

IN HIS EYES. HE INHERITED A

DEFECTIVE GENE AND HIS KIDNEYS

DEVELOPED SACS OF FLUID THAT

CONSUMED THE HEALTHY TISSUE.

HE WAS 18 MONTHS WHEN HE DIED IN

MY ARMS WAITING FOR A YOUNG

DONOR.

THAT TRAGEDY IS WHAT LED ME TO

MY CURRENT BUSINESS.

IT´S IRONIC, ISN´T IT?

>> SO YOU THINK YOUR CHILD´S

DEATH JUSTIFIES TAKING ANOTHER

CHILD´S LIFE?

>> CHILDREN´S ORGANS: TO HIDE

´EM OR HUNT ´EM SEEMED ALL RIGHT

SOMEHOW TO DEPRIVE YOU OF THE

HAPPINESS I CAN´T HAVE. TO MAKE

YOU JUST TASTE THE MISERY

THAT HAS BECOME MY LIFE.

MISERY...

SO POWERFUL IT CAN MAKE YOU DO

THINGS...THINGS YOU´D NEVER

BELIEVE YOURSELF CAPABLE OF.

>> OH, MY GOD. WILBER. WILBER.

>> SHOCKING TO ME WHEN IT FIRST

OCCURRED TO ME. A DRUNK IS ONE

THING, BUT A HELPLESS CHILD?

YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID

THERE´S NOTHING HUMAN LEFT IN

ME. CAN YOU IMAGINE? TO TAKE

REVENGE ON SOMETHING THAT YOU´VE

NEVER HAD, THAT YOU CAN NEVER

HAVE, ON A DEFENSELESS CHILD.

>> JAMES, DON´T! PLEASE!

PLEASE DON´T.

>> WHEN YOU REACH THAT POINT,

IT´S JUST NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE,

ISN´T IT, DARLING?

I LOVED YOU.

>> PLEASE STOP, JAMES.

[GUNSHOT]

>> [GASPS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

>> HELLO?

>> I HAVE WILBER. HE´S FINE.

WE´LL BE HOME IN HALF AN HOUR.

>> HE DIDN´T EVEN KNOW ME. HE

WAS AFRAID OF ME. IMAGINE YOUR

OWN CHILD REJECTING YOU.

HE CRIED THE WHOLE TIME.

I´VE WORKED TOO HARD TO GET

WHERE I AM. TURNING HIM FROM A

WHINY BRAT INTO A DECENT LITTLE

BOY WOULD TAKE ALL MY TIME AND

AN ENTIRE TEAM OF EXPERTS.

THAT IS NOT HOW I PLAN TO SPEND

MY TIME OR MONEY, UNDOING THE

SUTHERLAND´S MESS? NO. BE MY

GUEST.

[SIGHS]

>> ARE YOU DONE?

>> HE´S GOT QUITE THE POTTY

MOUTH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

>> MUST BE IN THE GENES.

>> TIME´S UP, WHICH MEANS IT´S

TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE. AND I´LL

BE PRESSING CHARGES.

>> I THOUGHT I WANTED HIM.

THAT´S ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT FOR 3

YEARS.

MY MOTHER WASN´T A BAD PERSON.

SHE LOVED ME. SHE TOOK CARE OF

ME. I DON´T KNOW WHY I TURNED

OUT LIKE THIS.

I GUESS IT´S RANDOM, YOU KNOW?

SOME PEOPLE GET THE PARENTING

INSTINCTS, SOME PEOPLE DON´T.

YOU´VE GOT THAT INSTINCT.

YOU...THE ASSHOLE.

GO FIGURE.

HEY.

DON´T FORGET YOUR FIRE TRUCK.

I HAD TO BUY IT FOR HIM. HE

SCREAMED SO LOUD, THE WHOLE

STORE WAS STARING AT ME LIKE I

WAS ATTILA THE HUN.

BYE, KIDDO.

>> BYE.

>> BE A GOOD BOY.

YOU, TOO.

>> HEY, THERE, BUDDY.

COME ON UP HERE.

COME ON, GIVE YOUR DADDY A HUG.

WE HAD TO GET A HAZMAT CREW

IN TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. IT

WAS DISGUSTING. IT WAS

EVERYWHERE. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN

IT. IT WAS ON THE WALLS, ON THE

FURNITURE--

>> CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS,

PLEASE?

>> I THINK WE DO NEED TO TALK

ABOUT THIS.

YOU KNEW SHE WAS MICHELLE´S

MADAM? SHE WAS IN OUR RECOVERY

SUITE, CHRISTIAN. HOW CAN YOU

NOT TELL ME?

>> BECAUSE I ASKED HIM NOT TO.

JAMES WAS MY SHAME, SEAN. I´M

SORRY IF I DIDN´T WANT IT

WHISPERED THROUGH THE HALLS.

>> THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU´RE

PLANNING YOUR SHAME´S FUNERAL.

>> BECAUSE I´M ALL SHE HAD.

>> AND HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN NOT

TELLING ME ABOUT WILBER? FEELS

LIKE YOU´RE CUTTING ME OUT OF

EVERYTHING.

>> [SCOFFS]

>> BECAUSE WE DIDN´T WANT YOU TO

WORRY.

>> I´M SORRY I DIDN´T TELL YOU

ABOUT EVERYTHING, BUT WILBER´S

FINE AND HE´S SAFE AND JAMES

IS DEAD. AND AS FAR AS I´M

CONCERNED, MICHELLE´S PAST WENT

WITH HER. SO NOW WE ALL JUST

HAVE TO...MOVE ON.

YEAH?

>> YEAH.

>> OH, EVERYTHING IS FALLING

INTO PLACE FOR ME, PARTNER.

THE BUSINESS, MICHELLE, WILBER.

IT´S FUNNY. EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE

I WAKE UP WITH THIS THING IN MY

THROAT, BUT...THIS MORNING WHEN

LITTLE WILBER SNUCK IN AND

WEDGED HIMSELF BETWEEN MICHELLE

AND ME, I JUST LAY THERE

LISTENING TO HIM BREATHING AND

THAT THING IN MY THROAT,

WHATEVER IT IS...

DISAPPEARED.

>> I WANT YOU AND MICHELLE TO

BUY ME OUT.

>> WHAT? I WAS JUST TELLING YOU

HOW GOOD EVERYTHING IS GOING.

>> FOR YOU. THAT THING IN YOUR

THROAT THAT WENT AWAY WHEN YOU

GOT A FAMILY? I SWALLOWED IT

WHEN MINE LEFT FOR NEW YORK.

>> OH...

YOU´VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TRIED TO

LEAVE THIS PLACE? YOU JUST NEED

A VACATION. WHY DON´T YOU GO TO

SARDINIA, SCREW SOME HOT ITALIAN

BITCH WITH HAIRY ARMPITS, AND

YOU´LL BE FINE.

>> I PUT THE HOUSE ON THE MARKET

YESTERDAY. JULIA´S ON BOARD.

SHE SAID THERE´S NOTHING LEFT

FOR HER THERE EITHER.

I´VE BEEN BLAMING YOU FOR MY

UNHAPPINESS FOR YEARS. FIRST

WITH JULIA, THEN THE BUSINESS,

THEN MATT. YOU KNOW HOW I´M

ALWAYS BEING CRITICAL OF YOUR

LIFESTYLE? I´VE REALIZED IT´S

JUST BEEN A COVER FOR MY

JEALOUSY.

I´M IN AWE OF YOU.

I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT

YOU, SO WHY BREAK UP A TEAM?

>> BECAUSE YOU AND I HAVE BEEN

FRIENDS AND PARTNERS FOR SO LONG

I DON´T KNOW WHO I AM WITHOUT

YOU. I NEED TO FIND THAT OUT.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO?

>> I DON´T KNOW.

JUST OUT OF MIAMI.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF CITIES THAT

NEED A GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON.

>> YOU KNOW I´LL SUE YOU FIRST.

>> I COULDN´T BE HAPPIER FOR

YOU, BUT I´M GOING.

IT´S DONE.

[TURNS OFF CAR ALARM]

>> AAH!

[GASPS]

>> RELAX, MS. LANDAU. I´M NOT

GOING TO HURT YOU.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

>> WHY, YOU DON´T KNOW WHO I AM?

[SCOFFS] I NEVER GET THE CREDIT

I DESERVE.

I´M ESCOBAR GALLARDO.

I´M THE REASON YOU MET YOUR NEW

FIANCE. YOUR BOSS, JAMES, WORKED

FOR ME. NOW THAT SHE´S GONE...

YOU´RE GONNA TAKE HER PLACE.

PLEASE DRIVE.

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