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>> PUSH!
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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>> I´M NOT GOING TO WALK AWAY
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OVER DUMB SHIT LIKE D.N.A.
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>> HE´S NOT YOUR SON, CHRISTIAN.
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HE´S MINE.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, JAMES,
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THAT YOU´RE TAKING WILBER HOME
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WITH YOU?
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>> YES.
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>> I SIMPLY NEED THE USE OF
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McNAMARA/TROY 3 NIGHTS A WEEK,
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AFTER HOURS. NO ONE WOULD KNOW
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ABOUT IT.
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>> WE JUST DON´T BELONG TOGETHER
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ANYMORE.
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>> ♫ IT´S THE MOST WONDERFUL
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TIME OF THE YEAR... ♫
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>> YOU THINK SHE´LL LIKE IT?
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I COULD GET HER THE EARRINGS TO
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GO WITH IT.
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>> YEAH. SURE. SHE CAN CARRY IT
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IN HER BARBIE BLING BLING BAG,
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ALONG WITH HER LITTLE MERMAID
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TIARA. YOU KNOW, ANNIE´S ONLY
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12, DAD. DON´T YOU THINK IT´S A
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LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT?
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>> I THINK SHE´LL LOVE IT.
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SHE´LL LOOK JUST LIKE A PRINCESS
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IN IT.
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>> ♫ WITH THOSE HOLIDAY
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GREETINGS AND GAY HAPPY
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MEETINGS... ♫
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>> YOU KNOW, SHE IS
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COMING TO SEE YOU, DAD, NOT FOR
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ALL THE LOOT.
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>> I KNOW. BUT THIS IS THE FIRST
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TIME WE´LL BE OPENING PRESENTS
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WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER AND ME
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TOGETHER. I WANT IT TO BE
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SPECIAL.
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>> LISTEN, DAD--
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>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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FOR YOUR MOM. I KNOW IT´S SORT
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OF WEIRD, BUT I´D LIKE TO GET
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HER SOMETHING. I MEAN IT´S
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CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
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>> RIGHT.
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>> IT JUST FEELS SO STRANGE,
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YOU KNOW. HER BEING IN NEW YORK
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WITH ERICA AND NOT WITH US.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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IT´S HER. YOUR MOTHER´S GOT A
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SIXTH SENSE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT
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COMES TO BUYING HER PRESENTS.
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HEY. MATTIE AND I ARE JUST
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PICKING UP A FEW THINGS FOR
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CONNOR AND ANNIE.
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OH? SHE SEE A DOCTOR? DID
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HE PRESCRIBE--GOOD. THAT SHOULD
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CLEAR IT UP IN A WEEK OR SO.
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KISS HER FOR ME, OK? AND CONNOR.
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TELL THEM THEIR PRESENTS ARE
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COMING BY REINDEER EXPRESS. OK.
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[SIGHS]
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STREP.
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[CLOSES PHONE]
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? LOOKS
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LIKE IT´S JUST YOU, ME, AND
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KIMBER, BUD.
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>> LISTEN, DAD, I´M SORRY. I
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SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SOONER.
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KIMBER AND I ARE GOING ON A FREE
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WIND SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE FOR
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5 DAYS.
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WE´RE NOT GONNA BE HERE.
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>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
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ME, MATT. I WAS REALLY COUNTING
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ON A FAMILY--OR WHAT´S LEFT OF
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IT BEING TOGETHER.
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>> I KNOW. IT´S JUST--YOU KNOW,
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I GOT MY NEW FAMILY NOW. AND
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IT´S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KIMBER.
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IT´S A CHANCE FOR HER TO ADVANCE
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL. AND YOU KNOW,
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I CAN´T NOT GO.
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>> DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE´LL
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CELEBRATE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> ♫ WHEN LOVED ONES ARE NEAR,
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IT´S THE MOST
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WONDERFUL TIME... ♫
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>> WHY DON´T WE GRAB A
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CAPPUCCINO OR SOMETHING AT THE
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BAR.
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>> GOTTA GET HOME.
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>> JESUS!
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>> I KNOW. IT´S MY NIGHT TO MAKE
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DINNER. COME ON.
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>> ♫ OF THE YEAR ♫
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>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
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>> CAN I GET ANOTHER?
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>> ♫ AHH,
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MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL,
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MAKE ME...
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THE PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIFE ♫
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>> A DOLLAR? THAT THE BEST
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YOU CAN DO? COME ON, MAN. ´TIS
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THE SEASON.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU´RE A
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HEALTHY WHITE DUDE WHOSE
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INDUSTRIOUS ENOUGH TO
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APPROPRIATE A SALVATION ARMY
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BUCKET DURING PEAK SEASON.
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SO YOU KNOW WHAT I
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THINK, A DOLLAR IS MORE THAN
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GENEROUS, OK?
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>> DON´T BE SO SENSITIVE. I JUST
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HAVE TO DO MY MAJOR FUNDRAISING
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THIS TIME OF YEAR. MY NAME IS
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REEFER. AW, IT´S NOT WHAT YOU
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THINK. I WAS A SURFER WHEN I WAS
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YOUNG AND THE NAME JUST SORT OF
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STUCK FOR OTHER REASONS.
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>> I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED LIKE
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MY OLD DORM ROOM. JESUS!
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>> HEY, MAN, I DIDN´T STEAL THIS
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BUCKET! I FOUND IT!
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>> RIGHT! NEXT TO A WOMAN IN A
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BONNET RINGING A BELL? YOU
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STAY SOBER, REEFER, AND WHO
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KNOWS, MAYBE SANTA WILL BRING
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YOU A JOB FOR CHRISTMAS.
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>> I GOT YOUR JOB HERE.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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>> ASSHOLE!
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>> CRYSTAL. $250 EACH. NO 2
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ARE ALIKE.
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>> MY SISTER AND I USED TO MAKE
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OUR OWN DECORATIONS. POPCORN.
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COTTON BALLS FOR SNOW. SOMETIMES
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WE´D TAKE THE TOPS OFF ALUMINUM
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CANS AND PUNCH HOLES THROUGH
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THEM SO THE LIGHT COULD SHINE
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THROUGH.
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>> FROM CANS TO CRYSTALS. YOU´VE
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COME QUITE A LONG WAY, BABY.
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>> I KNOW. BUT I SORT OF MISS
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MAKING SOMETHING FROM NOTHING,
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YOU KNOW? AND THE TREE, WE WOULD
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WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE TO
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PICK UP THE BARGAIN LEFTOVER.
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SOMETIMES THE BRANCHES WERE HALF
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DEAD, BUT AT LEAST IT WAS REAL.
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>> SO IS THIS.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[GIGGLES]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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>> I SEE WE´RE GETTING AN
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EARLY START ON THE FESTIVITIES.
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ARE THESE THE SAME ORNAMENTS
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FROM LAST YEAR?
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>> A SLIGHT UPGRADE, MY FRIEND.
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IT´S A HARBINGER OF THINGS TO
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COME.
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>> I JUST GOT AN 8-FOOTER THIS
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YEAR FOR ANNIE. SHE´S GOT
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STREP, CAN´T COME. HEY! WHY
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DON´T YOU GUYS STOP BY?
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WOULDN´T BE CHRISTMAS EVE
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WITHOUT CHRISTIAN TROY´S FAMOUS
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MALT CIDER.
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>> [CHUCKLES]
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WE CAN´T. WE´RE GOING TO ST.
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PETERSBURG.
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>> CHRISTIAN BOOKED A ROOM AT
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THE GRAND HOTEL.
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>> IMPULSE TRAVEL. WE´RE GONNA
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SPEND A WHITE CHRISTMAS
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SOMEWHERE WE´VE NEVER BEEN.
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>> WOW! SOME IMPULSE. HA HA.
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CAN I COME? KIDDING. IMPULSE
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RESPONSE. REALLY, THAT´S GREAT.
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YOU GUYS DESERVE IT. GIVE MY
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BEST TO PUTIN.
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>> HEY, SEAN. SEAN, WAIT UP A
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SEC. I NEED TO GIVE YOU MY 10:30
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CONSULT. IT´S A LITTLE, KIND OF,
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PROVOCATIVE FOR ME AT THIS
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POINT IN TIME. JUST CONSIDER IT
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AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. OH,
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AND BY THE WAY, THERE´S A GIFT
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FOR YOU FROM DIANA LUBEY.
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[FRENCH ACCENT] IT´S ON YOUR
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DESK.
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>> MRS. HICKOCK, TELL ME...
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WHAT DON´T YOU LIKE ABOUT
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YOURSELF?
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>> I´M A FRIGID BITCH,
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ACCORDING TO HICKEY.
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>> HICKEY´S YOUR HUSBAND,
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I PRESUME.
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>> YEAH. WELL, HICKEY´S HIS PET
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NAME. IT WAS EITHER HICKEY OR
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COCK, USUALLY FOLLOWED BY
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SUCKER. WE´RE GETTING DIVORCED.
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>> SORRY. SOME? SO, HICKEY WAS
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UNABLE TO SATISFY YOU?
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>> IT´S NOT THAT I DON´T LIKE
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SEX. I ENJOY SEX. IT´S JUST THAT
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I RARELY COULD GO OVER THE
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WATERFALL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I
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MEAN. SO FOR CHRISTMAS THIS
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YEAR, I´VE DECIDED TO ASK SANTA
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FOR A KILLER ORGASM. AND A NEW
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WARDROBE.
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>> I SEE. WELL, SINCE I´M NOT A
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COUTURIER, I ASSUME YOU´RE HERE
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FOR A G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION?
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>> IF THAT´S WERE YOU INJECT
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RESTYLANE INTO MY COOCH AND I
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COME LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE, THEN
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YEAH.
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>> HA HA. YES.
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>> JUST BECAUSE MY MARRIAGE IS
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OVER DOESN´T MEAN MY LIFE IS.
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>> THAT´S A VERY HEALTHY
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ATTITUDE.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> I´M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
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MYSELF. AND THE HOLIDAYS...
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WELL, SO FAR THEY SORT OF...
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SUCK ASS.
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>> WELL, SEE, WE´VE GOT TO BE
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PROACTIVE. ´TIS THE SEASON TO
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STOP THINKING OF OTHERS. WE´VE
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GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT
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OURSELVES. FOR INSTANCE, WHAT
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ARE YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF
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THIS HOLIDAY SEASON? NEW SUIT,
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PERHAPS? SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS
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BROWN, MAYBE? SORRY, I´M JUST
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RAMBLING. GUESS I´M NERVOUS.
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NEEDLES.
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>> IT´S ACTUALLY AN EASY
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OUT-PATIENT PROCEDURE. THE
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WHOLE THING TAKES 20 MINUTES,
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ONCE WE ZERO IN ON OUR TARGET.
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[SNIFFS]
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[SIGHS]
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>> THE G-SPOT IS ACTUALLY A WEB
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OF NERVE ENDINGS AND BLOOD
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VESSELS LOCATED ON THE INTERIOR
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WALL OF THE VAGINA. IT COULD BE
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TRICKY TO FIND IF YOU´RE NOT
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USED TO IT. SOMETIMES YOU NEED
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A HELPING HAND. SOMEWHERE
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BENEATH THE URETHRA, EXTENDING
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TO THE CERVIX. NOW, LET ME KNOW
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WHEN YOU FEEL A TINGLING
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SENSATION.
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>> OK. YOU KNOW,
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YOU´D LOOK REALLY GREAT IN
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VERSACE.
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>> OH, THANK YOU.
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THERE´S A SPONGY AREA,
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GETS ENGORGED DURING AROUSAL. IT
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FEELS LIKE A LITTLE RED BEAN.
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THE INJECTION SWELLS IT. MAKES
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IT EASIER TO FIND.
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>> JUST DO ME A FAVOR. NO MORE
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BROOKS BROTHERS, OK? YOU KNOW,
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YOU´RE A YOUNG GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
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DON´T DRAW ALL THE LIFE OUT OF
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YOU. SO DO I--WE GOT TO STOP
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LIVING FOR ASSHOLES WHO DON´T
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CARE ANYTHING ABOUT US. WE GOT
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TO START TAKING CARE OF
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OURSELVES AND MAKING OURSELVES
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HAPPY. LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HEY, WE´RE THEY ONLY ONES WHO
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CAN DO IT. DO IT! DO IT! OH, DO
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IT! DO IT! OH, DADDY, DO IT! OH,
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GOD. OH! OH!
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[PANTING]
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OH, DO IT! DO IT! OH, GOD! OH,
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GOD. OH!
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[MOANING AND PANTING]
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>> ♫ JOY TO THE WORLD,
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THE LORD IS COME,
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LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ♫
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>> AAH!
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>> JA. JA--
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> LA. JA. OOH.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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>> I´M SORRY. I´M SORRY TO
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INTERRUPT. I KNOCKED, BUT YOU
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DIDN´T, UH...
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>> OH, IT´S FINE. I WAS
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JUST--HA HA. UH, WHAT CAN I DO
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FOR YOU?
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>> I´M WENDELL SUTHERLAND. YOU
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KNEW MY FATHER, JAMES.
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>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YEAH.
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COME IN. HOW´S YOUR FATHER?
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>> MY PARENTS WERE BOTH KILLED
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IN A CAR ACCIDENT 2 WEEKS AGO ON
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THEIR WAY BACK FROM CHURCH.
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[SIGHS]
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>> I´M SO SORRY. WHAT ABOUT
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WILBER--I MEAN, GABRIEL?
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>> HE´S FINE. AND IT´S STILL
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WILBER. MY BROTHER WOULDN´T
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ANSWER TO ANYTHING ELSE, SO THEY
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GAVE UP. SAID THEY DIDN´T WANT
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TO CONFUSE HIM. IF YOU ASK ME,
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THE KID´S GOT A STUBBORN STREAK.
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MY FATHER NAMED YOU LEGAL
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GUARDIAN IN HIS WILL.
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>> WOW, IT JUST--
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I´M JUST A LITTLE STUNNED. WHY
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DIDN´T HE GIVE HIM TO YOU OR
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YOUR BROTHER?
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>> IT WAS HARD ON US
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WHEN MY FATHER BROUGHT WILBER
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HOME. MY MOTHER NEVER REALLY GOT
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OVER IT. HIS BETRAYAL.
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IT SUDDENLY CHANGED EVERYTHING,
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HAVING THIS BABY IN THE FAMILY.
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AS FOR ME AND MY BROTHER, WE´RE
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BOTH IN NO POSITION RIGHT NOW.
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WE HAVE OUR OWN FUTURES TO THINK
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ABOUT. MY FATHER ALWAYS TALKED
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ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVED HIM.
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>> I DID. I DO.
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[SIGHS]
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THIS IS A LOT TO ABSORB.
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WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER?
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>> MY FATHER WAS VERY ADAMANT
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THAT SHE HAVE AS LITTLE TO DO
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WITH WILBER AS POSSIBLE. HE MADE
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THAT VERY CLEAR IN HIS WILL.
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>> IT´S JUST...
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I´M GETTING MARRIED.
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>> HEY, I GET IT. LIFE CHANGES,
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HUH? IF ANYONE´S AT FAULT, IT´S
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MY FATHER. HE SHOULD HAVE LET
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YOU TAKE HIM OFF OUR HANDS WHEN
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YOU OFFERED TO.
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[SIGHS]
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING.
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[SIGHS]
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>> WAIT...
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I HAVEN´T SAID NO YET.
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM IF I
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DON´T TAKE HIM?
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>> THE CHURCH WILL FIND HIM A
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GOOD HOME. THEY´RE ACTUALLY THE
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BEST FOSTER AGENCY IN THE STATE.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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>> DAMN! LOOK WHO JUST STEPPED
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OFF THE PAGES OF GENTLEMEN´S
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QUARTERLY. WHAT IS THAT SHIT,
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VALENTENO?
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>> GUCCI.
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>> I BET THAT RUN YOU WHAT,
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2--3,000, EH?
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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I GET YOUR POINT.
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HA HA, JEEZ. HERE´S A 5, OK?
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>> DOC, WHEN A MAN CAN AFFORD TO
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LOOK THAT GOOD, IT IS A SIN TO
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WALK AROUND IN ANYTHING LESS.
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NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL
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THAT BROOKS BROTHERS SHIT?
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>> FORGET IT. WE BOTH KNOW IF I
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GIVE YOU A SUIT, YOU´LL SELL IT
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FOR A WEEK´S SUPPLY OF JACK.
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>> HEY, ASSHOLE! YOU THINK JESUS
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LOVES YOU MORE JUST ´CAUSE YOU
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GOT MONEY?
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>> NO. YOU THINK JESUS LOVES YOU
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MORE BECAUSE YOU DON´T?
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IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THERE´S
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VIRTUE IN YOUR POVERTY, THAT´S
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FINE. BUT DON´T ACCUSE ME OF
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BEING AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE I´M
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RICH. I´M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE
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FOR IT. I EARNED IT, OK? IF IT
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WEREN´T FOR A LIFETIME OF HARD
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WORK AND SACRIFICE, I WOULDN´T
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BE WHERE I AM TODAY!
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>> IT´S ALL RIGHT, DOC. CLOTHES
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DON´T MAKE THE MAN, ANYMORE
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THAN THIS DOES. PAIN IS
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PAIN, RIGHT?
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>> WHO SAYS I´M IN PAIN?
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>> MAN, I´M DRUNK, NOT BLIND.
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>> I´M SORRY, CHRISTIAN, BUT I
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CAN´T. I JUST FINISHED TAKING
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CARE OF SOMEONE. I DIDN´T
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EXPECT TO BE CHANGING DIAPERS
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AGAIN SO SOON.
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>> THAT´S LIFE, MICHELLE. SHIT
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HAPPENS. UNEXPECTED SHIT.
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SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO GO
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WITH IT.
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>> AT LEAST WITH BURT, I OWED IT
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TO HIM. BUT THIS ISN´T MY CHILD,
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CHRISTIAN. IT ISN´T EVEN YOURS.
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>> HE FELT LIKE MINE WHEN HE WAS
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WITH ME. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT
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ABOUT IT.
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>> WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER? WHY
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CAN´T SHE TAKE CARE OF HIM?
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>> HIS PARENTS WANTED WHAT WAS
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BEST FOR WILBER. IF I DON´T TAKE
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HIM, HE´LL GO TO A FOSTER HOME.
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I´VE BEEN THERE. I KNOW WHAT
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THAT´S LIKE. I´M NOT GONNA LET
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THAT HAPPEN TO HIM.
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>> SO YOU´D TAKE HIM OVER ME?
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>> I WANT YOU BOTH.
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>> BUT IF YOU HAD TO MAKE A
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CHOICE?
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[SIGHS]
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>> REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED YOU TO
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MARRY ME? AND YOU SAID WHY DON´T
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WE MOVE TOGETHER FIRST, SEE HOW
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IT GOES, SEE IF IT´S RIGHT.
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WELL, WHY DON´T YOU JUST SEE HOW
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IT GOES? MEET HIM. HUG HIM. IF
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IT DOESN´T FEEL RIGHT, WE´LL
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TALK ABOUT IT THEN.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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>> WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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>> ANY IDEA WHY ESCOBAR GALLARDO
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WOULD BE SENDING YOU A HAM AS A
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CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
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>> NOT A CLUE.
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>> BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SLAUGHTER
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US LIKE PIGS.
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>> IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF
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TWISTED PRACTICAL JOKE.
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>> I´M JUST RELIEVED IT´S NOT A
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BOMB.
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>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO CALL THE
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F.B.I. HE´S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO
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MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH YOU. CAN
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YOU THINK OF ANY REASON WHY?
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>> I CAN´T. SORRY. YOU?
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>> NOPE.
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>> JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO
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SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT AGAIN.
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>> WE´LL BE INSTALLING
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SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ON THE
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PREMISES. I´LL ALSO BE ASSIGNING
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AGENTS TO THE PERIPHERY OF THE
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BUILDING. THEY´RE PRETTY GOOD
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ABOUT BEING AS OBTRUSIVE AS
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POSSIBLE.
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>> THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. I
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CAN´T TELL YOU HOW MUCH SAFER I
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FEEL.
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>> GOOD. IF YOU NOTICE
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ANYTHING ELSE SUSPICIOUS,
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DON´T HESITATE.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> YES. WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR
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HELP AND...THANK YOU.
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>> THANK YOU.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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>> OH! WHEW! THAT´S A REALLY
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NICE SUIT. GUCCI?
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THAT´S TIGHT.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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>> DID YOU KNOW THAT A DOG
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CHASES HIS TAIL WHEN HE FINDS
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HIMSELF IN A DILEMMA HE CAN´T
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RESOLVE? HA!
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>> YOU CAN´T STAY HERE ANYMORE,
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JAMES.
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>> IT´S POINTLESS BEHAVIOR, OF
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COURSE. THEY JUST CAN´T HELP
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THEMSELVES. JUST HAVE TO KEEP
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TRYING.
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>> YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.
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>> OR?
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OR WHAT?
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TELL THE AUTHORITIES?
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I DON´T THINK SO.
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YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TO LOSE.
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WHY DON´T YOU JUST PUT UP WITH
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THIS TINY INCONVENIENCE TILL I
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FILL MY CHRISTMAS QUOTA?
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>> CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO HAVE TO
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COME EARLY THIS YEAR, JAMES.
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McNAMARA/TROY´S NOW UNDER
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F.B.I. SURVEILLANCE 24 HOURS
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A DAY. THERE´S AGENTS OUTSIDE
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THE ENTRANCE UNTIL THEY SET
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THE CAMERAS UP.
513
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,839
SO STAY AS LONG AS YOU´D LIKE,
514
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:11,381
JUST MAKE SURE THEY GET YOUR
515
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,443
GOOD SIDE.
516
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:14,384
>> MICHELLE!
517
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:18,618
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
518
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,650
THANKS FOR WARNING ME. THAT WAS
519
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,552
GENEROUS OF YOU. I WOULD LIKE TO
520
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:25,795
THINK THAT YOUR DECISION TO TELL
521
00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:29,429
ME INDICATED THAT YOU STILL HAVE
522
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,961
SOME WARM FEELINGS FOR ME.
523
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,434
>> THINK WHATEVER YOU´D LIKE.
524
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,867
YOU´D JUST BE CHASING YOUR TAIL.
525
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,639
[RING]
526
00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:44,514
>> ♫ BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,
527
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:45,515
BA-BOOM,
528
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:48,548
BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,
529
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,452
BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,
530
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,923
BA-BOOM ♫
531
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,626
>> ♫ SANTA BABY... ♫
532
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:57,787
>> THANK GOD YOU´RE NOT FINISHED
533
00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:58,428
YET.
534
00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,028
>> HEY, DOLL.
535
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,931
>> HEY.
536
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:02,892
POPPY ASKED IF SHE COULD BE
537
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,394
HERE. HE´S ONE OF HER CLOSEST
538
00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:05,034
FRIENDS.
539
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,336
>> HE´S MY NEIGHBOR FOR LIKE
540
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:09,399
10 YEARS. THE SWEETEST GUY, TOO.
541
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:11,401
OH, GOD, LOOK AT THAT.
542
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:12,542
IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK?
543
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,503
>> OH, IT´LL TAKE SOME TIME TO
544
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:14,844
HEAL, BUT ONCE WE´VE DEBRIDE
545
00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,406
THE NECROTIC SKIN AND THE PIECES
546
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,577
OF MELTED BOOT.
547
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,279
>> SUCKS. GUY WAS PLAYING SANTA
548
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,781
CLAUS FOR HIS KIDS LIKE HE DOES
549
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,383
EVERY YEAR, EXCEPT THIS TIME
550
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,814
HIS EX INCINERATES HIM COMING
551
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:25,655
DOWN THE CHIMNEY.
552
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:26,556
>> MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE CALLED
553
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:27,417
FIRST.
554
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:27,987
>> [SCOFFS]
555
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,889
HE DID. THEY´RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
556
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,591
A DIVORCE, SO DONNY COMES RIGHT
557
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,292
ON TIME, STRAIGHT INTO A LIT
558
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,895
YULE LOG. THAT BITCH PRETENDS
559
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,297
SHE FORGOT HE WAS COMING.
560
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,028
>> CAN WE GET A LITTLE SALINE
561
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,870
HERE?
562
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:41,831
>> NOW EVERYONE´S SO SCREWED,
563
00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:43,333
TOO.
564
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,033
HE PLAYED SANTA AT OUR WATER
565
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,074
PAIR BREAST CANCER FUNDRAISER
566
00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:46,906
LAST YEAR, AND HE WAS AMAZING. I
567
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,937
MEAN, THE KIDS WERE JUST ALL
568
00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:49,539
OVER HIM. YOU KNOW, THEY LOVED
569
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:50,980
HIM. AND HE WAS ON A HIGH FOR
570
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:53,543
LIKE MONTHS AFTERWARDS. ALL THAT
571
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:57,517
LOVIN´ COMING TO SANTA.
572
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,448
HEY, SEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
573
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,089
CHRISTMAS EVE?
574
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,921
>> WELL, THAT´S REALLY SWEET OF
575
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,923
YOU TO ASK, POPPY. ACTUALLY,
576
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,495
I´VE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE--
577
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,326
>> NO, I WAS JUST THINKING,
578
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,999
MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY SANTA.
579
00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:10,960
YOU KNOW, TAKE SOME PICTURES,
580
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,331
HAVE SOME KIDS SIT ON YOUR LAP.
581
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833
>> YOU WOULD BE SO CUTE.
582
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,465
>> MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. IT´S
583
00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,537
NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
584
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,938
>> COOL. OK, WHATEVER,
585
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,109
MR. SCROOGE. YOU ENJOY YOUR
586
00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:22,442
LITTLE PITY PARTY.
587
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,515
>> SORRY I´M LATE.
588
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:26,946
WHAT IS THIS, THE DYNAMIC DYKE
589
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,378
DUO?
590
00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:29,479
>> THIS IS ONE OF POPPY´S
591
00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:30,620
CLOSEST FRIENDS.
592
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,581
>> OH, COME ON, LIZZIE. EVEN
593
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:32,552
LESBIANS CAN ENJOY A LITTLE
594
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,623
LEVITY AT CHRISTMAS.
595
00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:34,754
>> WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT
596
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,625
ENOUGH TO GO AROUND FOR
597
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,426
EVERYONE, HUH?
598
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,127
>> I AM REJOICING. FOR UNTO US
599
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,129
A CHILD HATH BEEN BORN.
600
00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:41,060
>> DID I MISS SOMETHING? YOU
601
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,361
DON´T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD.
602
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,493
>> I DO NOW. GUESS WHAT.
603
00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:47,066
I INHERITED WILBER.
604
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,037
I KNOW, I KNOW. IT´S A LONG
605
00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:49,499
STORY. I WILL EXPLAIN LATER.
606
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:54,604
BUT MY SON IS BACK.
607
00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:56,005
ISN´T THAT COOL?
608
00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:57,146
[CHUCKLES]
609
00:22:57,146 --> 00:22:58,377
THINK HE´LL REMEMBER ME?
610
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,078
>> WELL, HE WAS VERY YOUNG,
611
00:22:59,078 --> 00:22:59,979
CHRISTIAN.
612
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:00,910
>> YEAH, OF COURSE,
613
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,111
YOU´RE RIGHT. IT´S RIDICULOUS.
614
00:23:02,111 --> 00:23:03,382
HE WON´T REMEMBER ME. BUT YOU
615
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,084
NEVER KNOW, HE MIGHT.
616
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,085
ANYWAY, LISTEN. I GOT TO BE OUT
617
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,086
OF HERE BY 3:00 BECAUSE I´VE GOT
618
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,087
TO GO TO THE LAWYER´S OFFICE AND
619
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,388
MAKE THIS WHOLE THING LEGAL.
620
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,420
I AM NOT LETTING ANYBODY TAKE
621
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,521
HIM AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME.
622
00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,523
>> GO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
623
00:23:13,523 --> 00:23:14,524
STANDING HERE?
624
00:23:14,524 --> 00:23:17,066
>> YOU´RE SURE?
625
00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:18,428
I OWE YOU ONE.
626
00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:20,770
[LAUGHS]
627
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:21,801
>> THAT KID IS GOING TO NEED
628
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503
A SHITLOAD OF THERAPY.
629
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,133
>> ♫ TO MENTION
630
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,536
ONE LITTLE THING,
631
00:23:26,536 --> 00:23:27,777
A RING... ♫
632
00:23:27,777 --> 00:23:29,639
>> FINE, I´LL DO THE MALL THING.
633
00:23:29,639 --> 00:23:30,810
GET ME A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS, AND
634
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,842
I´M IN. SANTA COULD USE A LITTLE
635
00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:33,813
LOVIN´.
636
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,785
>> ♫ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY
637
00:23:35,785 --> 00:23:36,516
TONIGHT ♫
638
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,150
>> I DON´T THINK THAT YOU
639
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:43,453
UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF
640
00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:46,095
THE SITUATION YOU PUT ME IN.
641
00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:47,196
>> MAYBE YOU´RE JUST GETTING
642
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:48,798
USED TO A COMPLETELY NEW SET OF
643
00:23:48,798 --> 00:23:50,159
SENSATIONS.
644
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,160
>> IT´S LIKE LIVING ON A ROLLER
645
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,662
COASTER. FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES,
646
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,764
YEAH, THRILLING. AFTER A WHILE,
647
00:23:54,764 --> 00:23:56,806
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OFF.
648
00:23:56,806 --> 00:23:57,767
[BUZZ]
649
00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:58,538
OH, SHIT.
650
00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,208
[BUZZ]
651
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,640
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
652
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,742
OH, GOD. OHH.
653
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:06,215
OH, GODDAMN VIBRATE!
654
00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:07,717
>> OH, GETTING OFF DOESN´T SEEM
655
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:11,521
TO BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.
656
00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:13,082
>> ARE YOU DRUNK?
657
00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:15,024
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT.
658
00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:15,955
>> YEAH, YOU WERE DRUNK WHEN YOU
659
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,957
GAVE ME THAT SHOT, WEREN´T YOU?
660
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,188
I KNEW I SMELLED IT ON YOU.
661
00:24:19,188 --> 00:24:21,030
>> DON´T BE RIDICULOUS. LOOK,
662
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:22,231
I´LL GIVE YOU SOME HYILERONIDEFT
663
00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:24,193
TO DECREASE THE PRESSURE. AND
664
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,165
THIS IS JUST NOT A PROBLEM.
665
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,197
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
666
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:30,099
>> MRS. HICKOCK, I´M DR. TROY.
667
00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:30,940
[DOOR CLOSES]
668
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:31,901
I BELIEVE YOU´RE UNHAPPY WITH
669
00:24:31,901 --> 00:24:32,972
YOUR G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION.
670
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,544
>> YEAH, I´M UNHAPPY. BECAUSE OF
671
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,876
DR. McNAMARA´S DRINKING PROBLEM,
672
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,107
IT IS NOT SAFE FOR ME TO DRIVE
673
00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:40,109
A CAR OR USE MY CLOTHES DRYER
674
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:42,251
OR, OH, MY GOD, SHOW MY FACE IN
675
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:44,253
SPIN CLASS AGAIN.
676
00:24:44,253 --> 00:24:45,815
>> I´M SURE THAT DR. McNAMARA
677
00:24:45,815 --> 00:24:46,856
WOULD NEVER OPERATE UNDER
678
00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:47,987
THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL.
679
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,988
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
680
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,859
>> HOWEVER, WE WOULD LIKE TO
681
00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:52,592
MAKE SURE THAT YOU´RE SATISFIED.
682
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,565
I MEAN, PLEASED.
683
00:24:55,565 --> 00:24:57,266
I´D LIKE TO REVERSE
684
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,267
THE PROCEDURE AND OFFER YOU SOME
685
00:24:58,267 --> 00:24:59,799
COMPLIMENTARY BOTOX. THIS WHOLE
686
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,870
THING WOULD BE HISTORY IN
687
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,873
A MATTER OF MOMENTS.
688
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:06,576
>> FINE. WHATEVER. JUST...
689
00:25:06,576 --> 00:25:08,578
DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. I´VE HAD
690
00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:11,110
ENOUGH ORGASMS FOR ONE LIFETIME.
691
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,743
AND 2 VAGINAS. YOU´RE JUST LUCKY
692
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:15,284
IT´S CHRISTMAS.
693
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:16,986
[DOOR OPENS]
694
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,091
>> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
695
00:25:22,091 --> 00:25:22,892
YOU´RE DOING?
696
00:25:22,892 --> 00:25:23,893
>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE
697
00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:25,254
TALKING ABOUT.
698
00:25:25,254 --> 00:25:27,256
>> MMM. YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR
699
00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:28,127
LICENSE?
700
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,028
>> NO.
701
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:29,999
THEN AGAIN, I DIDN´T WANT TO
702
00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:31,030
LOSE MY FAMILY EITHER, BUT HERE
703
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,202
I AM. THIS SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY
704
00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:34,303
FRIEND I CAN COUNT ON FOR
705
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:36,235
COMFORT.
706
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,236
>> I DIDN´T REALIZE YOU WERE IN
707
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,307
SUCH A BAD STATE.
708
00:25:38,307 --> 00:25:40,109
>> BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A REMOTE
709
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:41,040
LITTLE COUNTRY CALLED
710
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,573
CHRISTIANLAND.
711
00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:45,615
I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU.
712
00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:46,816
YOU JUST LOST YOUR WIFE AND
713
00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:47,777
KIDS, I WOULDN´T BE FLYING TO
714
00:25:47,777 --> 00:25:49,048
MOSCOW WITH MY FIANCEE OVER
715
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,319
CHRISTMAS ON AN IMPULSE.
716
00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:51,250
>> WE´RE NOT GOING ANYMORE.
717
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:54,023
WE´RE STAYING PUT WITH WILBER.
718
00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:58,257
LOOK, IT´S ALL SO NEW, YOU KNOW.
719
00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,158
WE NEED TO STAY TOGETHER AS
720
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,830
A FAMILY, TO BOND. YOU KNOW WHAT
721
00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,290
IT´S LIKE.
722
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,192
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT´S LIKE.
723
00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:04,934
I HAD A FAMILY ONCE. YOU WERE
724
00:26:04,934 --> 00:26:06,195
PART OF IT. PRETTY STUPID OF ME
725
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:09,238
TO THINK I´D BE A PART OF YOURS.
726
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,074
[DOOR OPENS]
727
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,261
>> [MUTTERS]
728
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,228
[EXHALES]
729
00:26:39,228 --> 00:26:42,271
[CLEARS THROAT]
730
00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:44,173
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
731
00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,975
COME IN.
732
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:56,115
>> HIS BAGS ARE IN THE LOBBY.
733
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,018
>> WOW.
734
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,019
LOOK AT YOU, YOU´RE SUCH A BIG
735
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,190
BOY.
736
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,157
YOU PROBABLY DON´T REMEMBER ME,
737
00:27:08,157 --> 00:27:11,100
BUT...I REMEMBER YOU WAY BACK
738
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,832
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, TEENY,
739
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,834
TEENY LITTLE BABY.
740
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,205
>> DADDY.
741
00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:20,840
>> OH. YES, I AM YOUR DADDY.
742
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,411
AND WE´RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN
743
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:25,975
TOGETHER. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
744
00:27:25,975 --> 00:27:26,976
I´M GONNA TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE
745
00:27:26,976 --> 00:27:30,219
OF YOU, I PROMISE.
746
00:27:30,219 --> 00:27:31,751
[SNIFFLES]
747
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,758
I LOVE YOU.
748
00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:48,037
>> ♫ CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS... ♫
749
00:27:48,037 --> 00:27:49,298
>> HEY. HANG ON. SANTA WILL BE
750
00:27:49,298 --> 00:27:50,900
OUT IN JUST A MINUTE, OK?
751
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,241
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
752
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:54,173
>> OK, WHERE THE HELL IS SEAN?
753
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,245
[INDISTINCT] MERRY CHRISTMAS.
754
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,046
THANK YOU.
755
00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:59,008
>> MARY--MARY, COME HERE.
756
00:27:59,008 --> 00:27:59,949
TELL SANTA TO STOP FEEDING HIS
757
00:27:59,949 --> 00:28:01,150
REINDEER AND GET HIS JOLLY ASS
758
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,311
OUT HERE. HI!
759
00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:06,085
>> GOT IT.
760
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,387
>> POPPY SAYS YOUR BREAK´S UP.
761
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,820
>> OH.
762
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:15,324
HEY, YOU, UH, YOU KNOW MARLO?
763
00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:18,798
>> MARLO? WHICH ELF IS HE?
764
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,800
>> HE WAS MY WIFE´S ELF. THOUGHT
765
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,331
MAYBE YOU ALL KNEW EACH OTHER.
766
00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:24,173
>> WHOA--HA HA HA.
767
00:28:24,173 --> 00:28:25,935
LOOKS LIKE SANTA NEEDS A LITTLE
768
00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:26,906
HAND.
769
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,208
>> YOU, UH, A FRIEND OF POPPY´S?
770
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,980
YOU KNOW, LESBIAN?
771
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:32,842
>> [CHUCKLES]
772
00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:34,213
I´VE BEEN KNOWN TO DABBLE.
773
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,815
BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, SANTA´S
774
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,847
HELPER ENJOYS A GOOD NORTH POLE,
775
00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:39,318
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
776
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,090
>> WHY, YOU LITTLE HO HO HO.
777
00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,052
[BOTH LAUGH]
778
00:28:43,052 --> 00:28:43,893
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
779
00:28:43,893 --> 00:28:44,423
CHRISTMAS?
780
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:45,955
>> I WANT A GT FULL SUSPENSION
781
00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:46,956
MOUNTAIN BIKE WITH THE NEW
782
00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:48,227
HYDROFORM DOWNTUBE AND A ZERO
783
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,229
STACK HEAD ZOOM.
784
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,130
>> WHY, SO YOU CAN CRACK YOUR
785
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,301
HEAD WIDE OPEN GOING DOWNHILL AT
786
00:28:52,301 --> 00:28:54,233
BREAK-NECK SPEED?
787
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,234
WON´T FEEL LIKE SUCH A BIG MAN
788
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,206
THEN, WILL YOU?
789
00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:59,108
>> AND I WANT A BIG CHOCOLATE
790
00:28:59,108 --> 00:29:01,440
CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE BUNNIES AND
791
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,212
A WHOLE HOUSE MADE OF CHOCOLATE,
792
00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:04,273
CHOCOLATE CHIP.
793
00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:06,275
>> GREAT. YOU WANT SANTA TO
794
00:29:06,275 --> 00:29:09,819
BRING YOU DIABETES, IS THAT IT?
795
00:29:09,819 --> 00:29:11,781
IS YOUR MOM SINGLE? OH, SHE´S
796
00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:14,083
GOT NICE TITS.
797
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,084
I EVEN BOUGHT HER THIS BEAUTIFUL
798
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:17,256
NECKLACE. IT WAS THIS LITTLE RED
799
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,328
CRYSTAL HEART.
800
00:29:19,328 --> 00:29:21,230
I´LL BET SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE
801
00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:23,833
A REAL PRINCESS IN IT. DO YOU
802
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:25,394
THINK SHE´LL LIKE IT?
803
00:29:25,394 --> 00:29:27,296
>> OK, OK. UM, YOU KNOW, SANTA´S
804
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:29,238
A LITTLE SAD TODAY. IT´S OK. ONE
805
00:29:29,238 --> 00:29:31,140
OF HIS REINDEER DIED. OK, SO RUN
806
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,401
ALONG.
807
00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:33,803
>> THANK YOU, LIZ. YOU WERE
808
00:29:33,803 --> 00:29:37,176
RIGHT. I´M SO GLAD I DID THIS.
809
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,248
´CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES SANTA.
810
00:29:39,248 --> 00:29:40,209
>> WE´RE ACTUALLY LOSING MONEY
811
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:41,981
ON THESE PHOTOS. SANTA IS
812
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:42,982
FREAKING THESE KIDS OUT.
813
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,283
>> IT´S WAVES OF LOVE.
814
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,384
>> YOU WANT A LATTE?
815
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,356
>> A LATTE? YEAH, THAT´D BE
816
00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:49,188
GREAT. SANTA COULD DEFINITELY
817
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:53,022
USE A...A LITTLE BEVERAGE.
818
00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:54,123
>> OK. OOH, YOU WANT A LITTLE
819
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,294
HELP TO THE WORKSHOP?
820
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,125
>> I GOT IT.
821
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:56,996
>> OK. IT´S OK.
822
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,097
>> I JUST--I´M JUST A LITTLE
823
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:58,898
TIRED.
824
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,169
>> I KNOW, SWEETHEART. I KNOW.
825
00:30:00,169 --> 00:30:00,970
SANTA´S HAD--
826
00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,571
>> IT´S TOO MUCH LOVE.
827
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:07,907
>> DON´T FORGET, THIS IS NOT
828
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,339
THE REAL SANTA, OK? THIS ONE´S
829
00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:11,440
JUST PRETEND, SO THERE´S NO NEED
830
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,441
TO GET SCARED. IT´S JUST
831
00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:13,843
UNCLE SEAN DRESSED UP LIKE
832
00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:14,283
SANTA.
833
00:30:14,283 --> 00:30:16,445
>> OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN. HE IS
834
00:30:16,445 --> 00:30:19,118
SO CUTE. WILBER, YOU ARE
835
00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:22,051
ADORABLE. I AM YOUR AUNTIE LIZ
836
00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:24,393
AND THIS IS YOUR AUNTIE POPPY.
837
00:30:24,393 --> 00:30:26,355
AND ISN´T HE ADORABLE?
838
00:30:26,355 --> 00:30:27,426
>> HE IS CUTE. DON´T GET ANY
839
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,397
IDEAS.
840
00:30:28,397 --> 00:30:30,329
>> WELL, WE CAME TO SEE SANTA.
841
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,232
RIGHT? DIDN´T WE?
842
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,964
AND DO A LITTLE SHOPPING.
843
00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,966
>> UH, YEAH. WARNING ON SANTA,
844
00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:37,967
HE´S A LITTLE OVERWHELMED RIGHT
845
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:39,939
NOW. I THINK IT´S A LITTLE BIT
846
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,111
TOO MUCH WITH ALL THE, UM,
847
00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:44,343
THE STUFF WITH JULIA AND
848
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,215
EVERYTHING. AND, UM, YOU KNOW,
849
00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:48,247
SANTA IS IN HIS WORKSHOP AND
850
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,049
HE´S--HE´S RESTING.
851
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,351
>> OH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? SANTA
852
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,083
IS IN HIS WORKSHOP. DO YOU WANT
853
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,354
TO GO SEE IF HE´S MAKING TOYS?
854
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,385
YEAH?
855
00:30:56,385 --> 00:30:57,256
>> ♫ OH, WHAT A LAUGH
856
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,989
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
857
00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:03,062
IF DADDY HAD ONLY SEEN
858
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:06,165
MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
859
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:10,369
LAST NIGHT,
860
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,642
MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
861
00:31:13,642 --> 00:31:17,646
LAST NIGHT ♫
862
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,222
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
863
00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,294
>> GETTING A SUN TAN.
864
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,926
I COME AT NIGHT WHEN IT´S NOT SO
865
00:31:36,926 --> 00:31:38,998
CROWDED.
866
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,199
>> YOU DON´T BELONG HERE.
867
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,130
>> I DON´T BELONG ANYWHERE
868
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,072
ANYMORE. IT´S WHY I´M HERE.
869
00:31:43,072 --> 00:31:44,403
RIGHT ACROSS FROM MY OFFICE.
870
00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:51,110
HEY, YOU SHOULD GET THAT LOOKED
871
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,411
AT, IT COULD GET INFECTED.
872
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,043
>> MY H.M.O. DOESN´T COVER BUM
873
00:31:54,043 --> 00:31:55,144
FIGHTS.
874
00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:56,185
>> GOT IN A FIGHT?
875
00:31:56,185 --> 00:31:59,118
>> YEAH. GOT PAID 20 BUCKS. IT´S
876
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,250
A VILLAGE SPORT. GET A COUPLE OF
877
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,952
ASSHOLES DESPERATE ENOUGH TO
878
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,923
KILL EACH OTHER, LET ´EM GO AT
879
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,126
IT. I FIGURED I COULD GET SOME
880
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,297
MONEY TO BUY MY DAUGHTER A
881
00:32:08,297 --> 00:32:11,030
CHRISTMAS PRESENT. DAMN FOSTER
882
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:12,401
PARENTS SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY ON
883
00:32:12,401 --> 00:32:15,704
THEIR OWN KIDS.
884
00:32:15,704 --> 00:32:18,037
>> WHAT´S HER NAME?
885
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,169
>> LUCY.
886
00:32:20,169 --> 00:32:21,040
SHE HASN´T HAD A DECENT
887
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,044
CHRISTMAS SINCE HER MAMA DIED.
888
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,675
WHAT THE HELL, ALL THE STORES
889
00:32:26,675 --> 00:32:29,048
ARE CLOSED ANYWAY. I´LL DO LIKE
890
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,380
YOU SAID, JUST USE IT TO GET ME
891
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,252
SOME JACK FOR ANOTHER DAY.
892
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:42,231
>> WANT SOME?
893
00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:45,234
GO ON.
894
00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:49,398
>> [SIGHS]
895
00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:50,339
>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
896
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:51,400
DOING?
897
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,971
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
898
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:57,006
>> PAIN´S PAIN, REMEMBER?
899
00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,147
>> YOU WANT TO COME DOWN HERE IN
900
00:32:58,147 --> 00:32:59,478
THE HOLE WITH ME? ´CAUSE RIGHT
901
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,749
NOW YOU´RE JUST CIRCLING THE
902
00:33:00,749 --> 00:33:02,351
RIM. IF YOU FALL DOWN, YOU´LL
903
00:33:02,351 --> 00:33:03,382
FIND THE WALLS ARE SO STEEP
904
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,353
YOU´LL NEVER GET OUT.
905
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:06,485
>> THAT´S WHERE I WANT TO BE.
906
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,017
WHERE IT´S SO DARK NO ONE KNOWS
907
00:33:08,017 --> 00:33:09,458
WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU´VE
908
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,091
BECOME.
909
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,093
>> I KNOW. YOU´RE JUST GOING
910
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,425
THROUGH THE DARK NIGHT AND SOUL.
911
00:33:16,425 --> 00:33:18,167
BUT YOU´VE STILL GOT LIGHT IN
912
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:20,769
YOU. YOU GOT TO HANG ON TO THAT.
913
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:36,014
>> YOUR NOSE LOOKS BROKEN.
914
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,687
YOU COULD USE SOME STITCHES.
915
00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:42,421
MY OFFICE IS NOT FAR.
916
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,653
>> [CHUCKLES]
917
00:34:13,082 --> 00:34:15,684
>> ALL RIGHT.
918
00:34:15,684 --> 00:34:18,757
I THINK YOU´RE GOOD TO GO.
919
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:21,160
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU?
920
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,293
>> I THINK I´M GOOD TO GO, TOO.
921
00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,135
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
922
00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:47,486
>> YOU KNOW, THERE´S ONLY ONE
923
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,489
OTHER PATIENT IN RECOVERY.
924
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:52,521
WHY DON´T YOU STAY HERE TONIGHT?
925
00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:55,794
WARM BED, QUIET. YOU COULD TAKE
926
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:59,198
A SHOWER IN THE MORNING.
927
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,430
>> CLEAN SHEETS. THAT´S BEEN
928
00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,402
A WHILE.
929
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,875
>> LOOK, I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOUR
930
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,309
PLANS ARE TOMORROW, BUT IF YOU´D
931
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:14,743
LIKE TO STOP BY MY PLACE, HAVE
932
00:35:14,743 --> 00:35:16,415
A BITE TO EAT.
933
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,716
[CLICKS PEN]
934
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:25,824
THIS IS MY ADDRESS.
935
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,757
I´LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF SUITS,
936
00:35:28,757 --> 00:35:30,199
IF YOU DON´T MIND BROWN BROOKS
937
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:31,500
BROTHERS.
938
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,832
>> BEGGARS CAN´T BE CHOOSERS.
939
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:39,238
>> YOU´RE NOT A BEGGAR.
940
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,909
>> YOU´RE NOT AN ASSHOLE.
941
00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:50,219
HEY, DOC.
942
00:35:50,219 --> 00:35:52,681
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
943
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:56,885
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.
944
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:59,228
>> COOL, HUH? THAT´S IT. YOU
945
00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:00,859
JUST--YOU PUT IT ON THERE AND
946
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,231
THEN IT´S HANGING.
947
00:36:08,237 --> 00:36:09,368
THERE SHE IS.
948
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,369
[WHISPERING] Let´s go say hello
949
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,471
to a friend. Come on.
950
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:17,676
COME ON OVER. COME ON.
951
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:21,380
>> HI. YOU MUST BE WILBER. IT´S
952
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,451
REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. I´M
953
00:36:22,451 --> 00:36:23,952
MICHELLE.
954
00:36:23,952 --> 00:36:26,785
[LAUGHS]
955
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,487
AND THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
956
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:33,262
TREE I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVER.
957
00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:34,693
CAN I HELP YOU FINISH DECORATING
958
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:35,864
IT?
959
00:36:35,864 --> 00:36:36,795
>> LET´S GO SHOW HER HOW TO
960
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,227
DECORATE THE TREE, SHALL WE?
961
00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:39,668
GIVE ME A KISS. MWAH. OK, COME
962
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:42,901
ON. LET´S SHOW HER. PUT IT UP ON
963
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:48,307
THE TREE. THERE YOU GO.
964
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,710
MMM.
965
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,782
OK.
966
00:36:53,782 --> 00:36:55,884
LET´S SHOW HER EXACTLY HOW TO DO
967
00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:56,985
THIS ´CAUSE I´M SURE SHE CAN´T
968
00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,288
REMEMBER.
969
00:36:59,288 --> 00:37:00,989
LET´S PUT IT ON THE TREE.
970
00:37:00,989 --> 00:37:05,294
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
971
00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:09,298
[RING]
972
00:37:09,298 --> 00:37:10,459
>> HELLO.
973
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:11,700
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
974
00:37:25,374 --> 00:37:27,316
>> [GRUNTING]
975
00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:54,042
AAH!
976
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,013
>> NEED ANYTHING BEFORE I GO?
977
00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:07,986
>> AAH!
978
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,858
I...I THOUGHT THE PLACE WAS
979
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:12,921
DESERTED.
980
00:38:12,921 --> 00:38:14,493
>> I´M SOLO ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
981
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:18,797
TOO.
982
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,999
THERE´S A GUY IN RECOVERY. I
983
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,431
DON´T KNOW IF YOU´RE UP TO IT,
984
00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:23,802
BUT HE COULD CERTAINLY USE A
985
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,534
FRIEND.
986
00:38:25,534 --> 00:38:28,807
>> YES, WELL, WE ALL COULD.
987
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,778
>> GOOD NIGHT.
988
00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:30,909
>> NIGHT.
989
00:38:36,785 --> 00:38:37,946
IT´S AWFUL BEING ALONE ON
990
00:38:37,946 --> 00:38:41,950
CHRISTMAS EVE, ISN´T IT?
991
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:43,922
I BROUGHT A DRINK.
992
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,654
>> I´M ON THE WAGON.
993
00:38:45,654 --> 00:38:49,558
>> ON CHRISTMAS EVE? NONSENSE.
994
00:38:49,558 --> 00:38:52,961
IT´S A 1991 PHILIP BRUNOX.
995
00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:55,864
[POURING]
996
00:38:55,864 --> 00:38:57,436
[SIGHS]
997
00:39:05,714 --> 00:39:08,517
IT´S PERFECTION.
998
00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:09,878
IT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING.
999
00:39:09,878 --> 00:39:11,049
TAKES THE STING OUT OF BEING
1000
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,651
AWAY FROM ONE´S FAMILY AND ONE´S
1001
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,682
FRIENDS.
1002
00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:14,653
>> I DON´T HAVE ANY.
1003
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:15,924
>> NO?
1004
00:39:15,924 --> 00:39:18,557
>> EXCEPT MY DAUGHTER. FAR AS
1005
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,659
SHE´S CONCERNED, I´M DEAD.
1006
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:25,864
>> THAT IS SO SAD.
1007
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:26,995
WELL, WE´LL BE EACH OTHER´S
1008
00:39:26,995 --> 00:39:29,638
FAMILY THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.
1009
00:39:29,638 --> 00:39:31,600
SHALL WE?
1010
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,472
AFTER ALL, WE ARE ALONE. JUST
1011
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,773
THE TWO OF US. EVEN THE NIGHT
1012
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:38,006
NURSE IS GONE. I´M JAMES.
1013
00:39:38,006 --> 00:39:39,878
>> THAT´S A MAN´S NAME.
1014
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,051
>> IN FRENCH, J´AIME MEANS, "I
1015
00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:44,513
LOVE."
1016
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:49,558
>> REEFER.
1017
00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:50,519
>> [LAUGHS]
1018
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:51,490
WELL, THAT´S THE SAME IN ANY
1019
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:55,894
LANGUAGE, ISN´T IT?
1020
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,927
IT´S ABSOLUTELY HEAVENLY.
1021
00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:00,499
[LAUGHING]
1022
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,801
BUBBLES GOING INTO MY HEAD.
1023
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,803
REEFER, WOULDN´T YOU LIKE TO
1024
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,035
JOIN ME? I FEEL PATHETIC
1025
00:40:07,035 --> 00:40:09,808
DRINKING ALONE.
1026
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,640
>> JUST A LITTLE.
1027
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,681
>> YES.
1028
00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:16,915
[GLASS CLANKS]
1029
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,817
[POURING]
1030
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,519
ISN´T CHAMPAGNE POSITIVELY
1031
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,592
MAGIC?
1032
00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:26,655
ONE GLASS AND ALL YOUR TROUBLES
1033
00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:31,930
VANISH INTO THIN AIR.
1034
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,462
CHEERS.
1035
00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:52,020
♫ GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMAN,
1036
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,753
LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ♫
1037
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,555
Both: ♫ REMEMBER CHRIST
1038
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:57,826
OUR SAVIOR
1039
00:40:57,826 --> 00:41:00,659
WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♫
1040
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,531
>> ♫ TO SAVE US ALL
1041
00:41:02,531 --> 00:41:04,593
FROM SATAN´S POWER
1042
00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:09,968
WHEN WE HAVE GONE ASTRAY,
1043
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:15,744
OH, TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY,
1044
00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:17,976
COMFORT AND JOY,
1045
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:22,751
OH, TIDINGS OF COMFORT
1046
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:26,655
AND JOY ♫
1047
00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:27,656
>> WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME HE WAS
1048
00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:29,117
BLACK?
1049
00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:30,759
>> JUST NOT SOMETHING I EVER
1050
00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:33,762
THOUGHT ABOUT. ALL I SEE WHEN I
1051
00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,264
LOOK AT HIM IS HIM.
1052
00:41:36,264 --> 00:41:38,126
>> HE´S LIKE A LITTLE ANGEL COME
1053
00:41:38,126 --> 00:41:41,870
TO US AT CHRISTMAS.
1054
00:41:41,870 --> 00:41:46,034
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1055
00:41:46,034 --> 00:41:48,036
[RING]
1056
00:41:48,036 --> 00:41:50,779
ONE OF BURT´S PLANT MANAGERS.
1057
00:41:50,779 --> 00:41:55,544
HELLO?
1058
00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:57,245
I´LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1059
00:41:57,245 --> 00:41:58,917
[WILBER BABBLES]
1060
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,518
A PIPE BURST IN ONE OF BURT´S
1061
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,990
MEDICAL SUPPLY PLANTS.
1062
00:42:01,990 --> 00:42:02,991
>> IT´S CHRISTMAS EVE. WE´RE
1063
00:42:02,991 --> 00:42:04,022
JUST ABOUT TO EAT.
1064
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,255
>> I KNOW. I WON´T BE LONG.
1065
00:42:07,255 --> 00:42:10,228
I´LL CALL YOU ON MY WAY BACK.
1066
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:13,962
MMM-MMM.
1067
00:42:13,962 --> 00:42:18,136
[LITTLE DRUMMER BOY PLAYING]
1068
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:22,140
>> ♫ COME, THEY TOLD ME,
1069
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:27,746
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1070
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,148
A NEW BORN KING... ♫
1071
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:34,222
>> OH, MY GOD.
1072
00:42:34,222 --> 00:42:36,024
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
1073
00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,886
>> SUCH SHOCK. SURELY IN MED
1074
00:42:37,886 --> 00:42:38,887
SCHOOL YOU MUST HAVE ENCOUNTERED
1075
00:42:38,887 --> 00:42:40,058
A CADAVER OR TWO.
1076
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,961
>> WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
1077
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,763
THIS WAS A HUMAN BEING.
1078
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,595
>> HE HAD NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS.
1079
00:42:46,595 --> 00:42:47,936
HIS ONLY SKILL WAS DRINKING.
1080
00:42:47,936 --> 00:42:48,767
AT LEAST WE GAVE HIM
1081
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,138
AN OPPORTUNITY TO CONTRIBUTE
1082
00:42:50,138 --> 00:42:52,300
SOMETHING TO SOCIETY.
1083
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,002
AND CONTRIBUTE HE DID. DEANNA
1084
00:42:54,002 --> 00:42:55,203
MADE A PRETTY CLEAN SWEEP OFF
1085
00:42:55,203 --> 00:42:56,905
HIM. OF COURSE, HIS LIVER WAS
1086
00:42:56,905 --> 00:42:59,277
USELESS. SHE SNUCK THEM OUT IN A
1087
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:02,210
GUCCI TRAVEL BAG. LITTLE
1088
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:04,082
CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ME.
1089
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,884
>> WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
1090
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,115
>> CLEAN UP, DARLING. GARBAGE
1091
00:43:07,115 --> 00:43:08,917
DISPOSAL. OR WOULD YOU PREFER
1092
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:09,788
THAT I LEFT HIM THERE ON THE
1093
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,059
TABLE FOR THE F.B.I. TO DISCOVER
1094
00:43:11,059 --> 00:43:12,020
IN THE MORNING?
1095
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,862
>> I CAN´T.
1096
00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:16,324
I CAN´T DO THIS ANYMORE, JAMES.
1097
00:43:16,324 --> 00:43:22,130
I CAN´T. PLEASE.
1098
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,371
>> IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN
1099
00:43:23,371 --> 00:43:25,834
THIS TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. IT
1100
00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:26,805
WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU´VE
1101
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:29,237
WORKED FOR. GUESS WHAT. I
1102
00:43:29,237 --> 00:43:31,379
COULDN´T DO THAT TO YOU. NOT ON
1103
00:43:31,379 --> 00:43:34,813
CHRISTMAS.
1104
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:35,784
>> [SIGHS]
1105
00:43:35,784 --> 00:43:38,346
AFTER I CUT HIM UP, HOW DO YOU
1106
00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,088
SUPPOSE WE GET HIM OUT OF HERE
1107
00:43:40,088 --> 00:43:41,890
UNNOTICED?
1108
00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,221
THERE ARE AGENTS SURROUNDING
1109
00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:45,353
THE BUILDING.
1110
00:43:45,353 --> 00:43:46,955
>> DO YOUR WORK, DARLING, AND
1111
00:43:46,955 --> 00:43:49,357
I´LL ATTEND TO THE DETAILS.
1112
00:43:49,357 --> 00:43:51,900
>> ♫ PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1113
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:56,264
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1114
00:43:56,264 --> 00:44:00,038
SHALL I PLAY FOR YOU,
1115
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:05,113
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1116
00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,045
ON MY DRUM? ♫
1117
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:17,125
>> MRS. LANDAU?
1118
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:19,027
>> AGENT CRAFT.
1119
00:44:19,027 --> 00:44:20,929
>> FRIEND OF YOURS?
1120
00:44:20,929 --> 00:44:23,892
>> SHE´S THE PATIENT. WAS. UM,
1121
00:44:23,892 --> 00:44:25,994
SHE´S BEEN DISCHARGED FOR
1122
00:44:25,994 --> 00:44:27,095
CHRISTMAS. WE´RE DOING VOLUNTEER
1123
00:44:27,095 --> 00:44:30,799
WORK TOGETHER.
1124
00:44:30,799 --> 00:44:32,040
>> NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT?
1125
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,304
>> NO, NO. CAN MANAGE. TOYS.
1126
00:44:36,304 --> 00:44:37,245
DELIVERING THEM TO
1127
00:44:37,245 --> 00:44:38,977
THE CHILDREN´S HOSPITAL.
1128
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:40,108
PASS THEM AROUND.
1129
00:44:40,108 --> 00:44:42,280
>> THAT´S NICE. THINKING OF
1130
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,112
OTHERS ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1131
00:44:44,112 --> 00:44:45,183
>> WELL.
1132
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,154
>> THANKS FOR KEEPING AN EYE ON
1133
00:44:46,154 --> 00:44:48,316
THE PLACE. IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW
1134
00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:51,089
THAT YOU´RE HERE. GOOD NIGHT.
1135
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,161
>> GOOD NIGHT.
1136
00:44:53,161 --> 00:44:54,763
>> GOOD NIGHT.
1137
00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:07,005
>> ♫ COME, THEY TOLD ME,
1138
00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:12,340
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1139
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:15,944
A NEW BORN KING TO SEE,
1140
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:21,319
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1141
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:24,923
OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING,
1142
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:30,799
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1143
00:45:30,799 --> 00:45:33,802
TO LAY BEFORE THE KING,
1144
00:45:33,802 --> 00:45:36,234
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,
1145
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,807
RUM PUM PUM PUM,
1146
00:45:38,807 --> 00:45:43,341
RUM PUM PUM PUM,
1147
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:52,020
SO TO HONOR HIM,
1148
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,021
WHEN WE COME... ♫
1149
00:45:53,021 --> 00:45:57,425
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1150
00:45:57,425 --> 00:45:58,256
>> HEY.
1151
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,828
>> HEY.
1152
00:45:59,828 --> 00:46:01,029
>> WILBER WANTED TO SPEND
1153
00:46:01,029 --> 00:46:02,831
CHRISTMAS WITH HIS UNCLE SEAN,
1154
00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:04,762
AND I WANTED TO CHECK UP ON
1155
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:10,839
SANTA. I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
1156
00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:12,100
>> [SIGHS]
1157
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,341
WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHELLE? COME
1158
00:46:13,341 --> 00:46:15,043
DOWN WITH THE FLU OR SOMETHING?
1159
00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:16,945
>> A PIPE AT ONE OF BURT´S
1160
00:46:16,945 --> 00:46:19,777
PLANTS BURST. THAT´S THE PRICE
1161
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,779
YOU PAY FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH
1162
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,251
A BUSINESSWOMAN, I GUESS.
1163
00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:24,853
[CHUCKLES]
1164
00:46:24,853 --> 00:46:25,383
RIGHT?
1165
00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:26,915
>> WELL, I´VE GOT SOME CHRISTMAS
1166
00:46:26,915 --> 00:46:29,257
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP COOKING. OR
1167
00:46:29,257 --> 00:46:31,019
WE COULD ORDER OUT.
1168
00:46:31,019 --> 00:46:33,021
>> CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. CHICKEN
1169
00:46:33,021 --> 00:46:33,992
NOODLE SOUP. WE LOVE CHICKEN
1170
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:34,963
NOODLE SOUP. DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN
1171
00:46:34,963 --> 00:46:35,393
NOODLE SOUP?
1172
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,025
DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP?
1173
00:46:37,025 --> 00:46:37,966
YOU LIKE IT? YEAH, WE LIKE
1174
00:46:37,966 --> 00:46:39,297
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.
1175
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,398
>> HEY, YOU WANT TO HELP ME
1176
00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:42,170
FINISH DECORATING THE TREE?
1177
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:45,073
YEAH? COME HERE. ALL RIGHT, IT´S
1178
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:46,274
RIGHT IN HERE.
1179
00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:47,135
>> CAN I COME, TOO?
1180
00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:50,879
>> YEAH, YOU CAN COME.
1181
00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:55,383
SEE THERE?
1182
00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:57,986
GOT THIS. YOU HOLD IT BY
1183
00:46:57,986 --> 00:46:59,287
A STRING, YOU PUT IT AS HIGH AS
1184
00:46:59,287 --> 00:47:01,189
YOU CAN, OK?
1185
00:47:01,189 --> 00:47:03,591
HERE. JUST GOT TO PICK THE RIGHT
1186
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,023
BRANCH.
1187
00:47:08,857 --> 00:47:10,298
THAT WAS HIGH.
1188
00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:23,611
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
1189
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:24,612
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
1190
00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:26,574
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