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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IN MY HOUSE?

>> I JUST CAME BY TO GET RID

OF SOME EVIDENCE. I´VE BEEN

PLOTTING THIS OPERATION

FOR MONTHS.

>> I´M A DIAGNOSED SEXUAL

COMPULSIVE. I THOUGHT I HAD

IT UNDER CONTROL, BUT CLEARLY

I DON´T.

HOW´S IT LOOK?

>> I THINK YOU´LL LIKE IT.

>> HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, JAMES.

IF WE TAKE HIS KIDNEY,

HE´LL KNOW IT WAS YOU.

>> IT´S HARVEST TIME, DARLING,

AND I AM UNDER A LOT

OF PRESSURE.

>> I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS.

>> WE JUST DON´T BELONG

TOGETHER ANYMORE.

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, MRS. LUBEY.

>> LU-"BAY." IT´S FRENCH.

>> AH, OUI. D´ACCORD.

NIP/TUCK VACATIONS ARE VERY

POPULAR THESE DAYS, PARTICULARLY

WITH THE EURO´S STRENGTH AGAINST

THE DOLLAR. DID YOU COME TO US

BY WAY OF PARIS?

>> PARIS HAS TOO MANY TOURISTS.

I´VE LIVED IN NEW YORK MOST

OF MY LIFE, MIAMI THE LAST

15 YEARS.

WHERE DO YOU HIDE

ALL YOUR ASHTRAYS?

>> ACTUALLY, WE DON´T ALLOW

SMOKING IN THE BUILDING.

>> IN ANY CASE, WHAT CAN

WE DO FOR YOU, MRS. LUBEY?

>> NOT ENOUGH, IT SEEMS.

I´M HERE FOR MY BREASTS.

>> WELL, IF I MAY SAY, THEY LOOK

QUITE SPECTACULAR AS THEY ARE.

SALINE OR SILICONE?

>> SALINE. MY VICTOR PUT THEM

IN ALMOST 5 YEARS AGO.

>> VICTOR WAS YOUR

PREVIOUS SURGEON?

>> VICTOR WAS MY LATE HUSBAND.

HE PASSED 2 MONTHS AGO.

>> I´M VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

>> ARE YOU? COULD YOU KNOW WHAT

IT´S LIKE TO LOSE THE ONE TRUE

LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AFTER 20 YEARS

OF MARRIAGE?

>> YES, I CAN.

[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]

>> SO, WHAT CAN WE DO WITH YOUR

BREASTS, MRS. LUBEY?

>> ARE YOU SLEEPING AT ALL YET?

>> THE NIGHTS ARE THE WORST.

>> IT´S HARD TO ACCEPT THAT

HE´S REALLY GONE, ISN´T IT?

>> HE´S NOT REALLY GONE.

I CARRY HIM WITH ME EVERYWHERE

I GO, ALTHOUGH IT´S GETTING

HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND

THE RIGHT HANDBAG TO CARRY

HIM IN.

>> IS THAT...?

>> MY VICTOR, YES.

I´M HERE BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE

YOU TO PLACE HIS ASHES INTO

MY BREASTS.

>> SORRY?

>> YOU DILUTE HIS ASHES IN

A SALINE SOLUTION, THEN REPLACE

MY CURRENT IMPLANTS WITH THOSE.

THE PROCEDURE IS UNIQUE, YES,

I KNOW, BUT IT´S BEEN

DONE BEFORE.

>> WHY WOULD YOU WANT

TO DO THAT?

>> WHEN VICTOR AND I USED TO LIE

IN BED TOGETHER, HE WOULD PUT

HIS HEAD HERE AND FALL ASLEEP.

SAID IT GAVE HIM COMFORT.

I COULDN´T SAVE HIM FROM CANCER,

BUT AT LEAST I CAN GIVE HIM

THE RESTFUL PLACE HE´S ALWAYS

WANTED. AND JUST KNOWING

HE´S THERE CLOSER TO MY HEART

WOULD RELIEVE MY GRIEF.

>> IT´S A LITTLE--

>> ROMANTIC. IT´S VERY ROMANTIC.

>> I WAS GONNA SAY "OUT OF TOUCH

WITH REALITY."

>> OH, REALITY IS, THESE DAYS

PEOPLE HAVE ALL KINDS OF OPTIONS

WHEN IT COMES TO CREMATED

REMAINS. THERE ARE COMPANIES

THAT WILL PLACE ASHES INTO CORAL

REEFS, SHOOT THEM INTO SPACE.

WITH THE PROPER SEALANT, I SEE

NO PROBLEM WITH YOUR REQUEST.

>> YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM

WITH THIS?

>> PLEASE, DOCTORS, THERE WAS

NO GREATER JOY THAN WHEN VICTOR

WAS INSIDE OF ME WHEN

HE WAS ALIVE.

DON´T DENY ME THAT PLEASURE

ANYMORE, PLEASE.

>> ♫ AHH ♫

♫MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> GOD, I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT

OUT OF A CHAIN GANG.

NO MORE SNEAKING AROUND,

NOBODY TELLING US WHAT TO DO.

WE´RE FREE, MAN, YEAH.

>> YOU THINK IT´S APPROPRIATE

FOR YOU TWO TO BE GROPING

IN THE OFFICE?

>> MICHELLE JUST GOT BACK

TODAY, SEAN. YOU COULD BE

A LITTLE NICER.

>> LINDA JUST TOLD ME THAT WE´RE

PASSING ON DIANA LUBEY.

WHEN I TOLD HER THAT YOU AND I

HADN´T CONSULTED ON IT YET,

SHE SAID THAT DIDN´T MATTER

BECAUSE YOU AND THE BOSS HERE

ALREADY HAD.

>> JESUS, SEAN, THAT CHICK´S

A WHACK JOB. I USUALLY HAVE

TO CONVINCE YOU TO TAKE

THOSE CASES.

>> MS. LUBEY HAS JUST SUFFERED

A DEBILITATING LOSS.

IF THE PROCEDURE IS MEDICALLY

SOUND, IT´S OUR OBLIGATION

AS DOCTORS TO HELP RELIEVE

HER PAIN.

I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE

WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE´S

GOING THROUGH.

>> I SCATTERED MY HUSBAND´S

ASHES ALONG MOUNT BONNELL.

I DIDN´T HAVE THEM PLACED

INTO MY BODY. I APPRECIATE

MRS. LUBEY´S SUFFERING,

BUT I´M NOT RISKING A SPIKE

IN OUR MALPRACTICE INSURANCE

TO ALLEVIATE IT.

>> SO INTERESTING WHEN

THE HOOKER BECOMES THE PIMP.

>> [SIGHS]

I´D HARDLY SAY YOU WERE IN

A POSITION TO THROW STONES,

CONSIDERING I CAME BACK

TO A CRIME SCENE. HOW COULD YOU

OPERATE ON A CONVICTED MURDERER?

>> EVEN PEOPLE IN PRISON ARE

ENTITLED TO MEDICAL CARE.

THIS WAS A REQUEST BY

THE FLORIDA DEPARTMENT

OF CORRECTIONS,

AND YOU WEREN´T HERE TO TURN

DOWN THAT REQUEST, BOSS.

>> AND NOW HE´S STILL AT-LARGE,

AND I´M UP TO MY ASS

IN AFFIDAVITS.

LET ME BE CLEAR.

LANDAU INDUSTRIES OWNS

51% OF THIS PRACTICE.

AND ACCORDING TO BURT´S WILL,

LANDAU INDUSTRIES IS NOW

100% ME. I DON´T EXPECT TO EVER

HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY DECISIONS

ABOUT WHAT IS BEST

FOR MY COMPANY.

>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT

IT´S GONNA TAKE FOR ME TO CLEAN

UP THAT MESS?

>> I NEED TO PROTECT

MY STANDING.

>> BULLSHIT. THIS IS ABOUT JULIA

LEAVING YOU. DON´T TAKE YOUR

PAIN OUT ON US JUST BECAUSE

WE´RE HAPPY.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT, I´M SORRY.

TELL MICHELLE I´M SORRY, TOO.

>> YOU NEED TO GO SEE SOMEBODY,

SEAN. A SHRINK,

AN ACUPUNCTURIST, A HOOKER,

WHATEVER. IF YOU DON´T,

IT´LL TEAR YOU APART.

>> I SHOULD´VE STOOD UP

FOR YOU BETTER.

>> FORGET IT, CHRISTIAN.

I HAVE.

SEAN´S NOT HIMSELF. THINK ABOUT

WHAT HE´S GOING THROUGH.

HIS WIFE LEFT HIM, TOOK THE KIDS

WITH HER. HE MUST FEEL

SO COMPLETELY ALONE.

WHAT?

>> YOU´RE AMAZING.

YOU´RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL,

INSIDE AND OUT. I DON´T THINK

THERE´S ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY

OR DO--ANYTHING--THAT COULD

CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

I LOVE YOU, MICHELLE.

TO YOU.

IS THERE SOMETHING IN YOUR

CHAMPAGNE GLASS?

>> [WHISPERS] Oh my God.

>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> [SIGHS]

MMM.

>> WAS THAT A YES?

>> [SIGHS]

I WANNA SAY YES, BUT YOU REALLY

DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE GETTING

YOURSELF INTO. YOU´VE NEVER BEEN

MARRIED. I THINK WE NEED TO LIVE

TOGETHER FIRST.

>> THAT MAKES SOME SENSE.

WHY DON´T YOU CALL ERMA,

GET HER TO PACK YOUR STUFF

AND BRING IT OVER HERE SO YOU

NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE HERE

EVER AGAIN.

>> THAT´S THE THING. I FEEL

STRANGE ABOUT THIS PLACE,

KNOWING ALL THE WOMEN THAT HAVE

SLEPT IN THAT BED.

WE NEED--WE NEED TO FIND OUR OWN

PLACE, WITH NO MEMORIES,

NO GHOSTS. BUT THE FIRST STEP

IS DEFINITELY PUTTING

THIS APARTMENT ON THE MARKET.

>> THANK YOU AGAIN FOR SEEING

ME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

>> OH, I´M FLATTERED YOU CALLED.

WHO IN YOUR OFFICE

RECOMMENDED ME?

>> LINDA, ONE OF OUR NURSES.

SHE MENTIONED THAT YOU CAME IN

FOR A TATTOO REMOVAL WITH

MY PARTNER LAST MONTH?

>> THAT´S RIGHT. DR., UM, TROY,

WAS IT? YEAH.

>> HE DOESN´T KNOW I´M HERE,

BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED

THAT I...TALK TO SOMEBODY.

>> AND WHY IS THAT?

>> YOUR WIFE OF 18 YEARS LEAVES,

I GUESS THAT´S REASON ENOUGH

RIGHT THERE.

AND I TEND NOT TO BE TOO OPEN

WITH MY FEELINGS.

I LET THINGS...

BUILD UP, AND THEN I EXPLODE.

LIKE AT WORK THE OTHER DAY.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> CHRISTIAN--DR.TROY--AND I HAD

AN ARGUMENT ABOUT TAKING ON

A SURGERY, AND HE SIDED WITH

HIS GIRLFRIEND.

SO I ATTACKED HER. IT WAS NASTY

AND UNTOWARD, AND FRANKLY I FEEL

LIKE A SHIT-HEEL.

>> UH, GIRLFRIEND, I DON´T

UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS SHE DOING

AT THE OFFICE?

>> SHE ACTUALLY OWNS

THE BUSINESS. THE POINT IS,

I OVERREACTED. THEY DIDN´T WANT

TO TAKE ON THE CASE.

>> SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY WERE

OUT OF LINE, SEAN, NOT YOU.

YOU LOST YOUR WIFE.

YOU´RE DEALING WITH WHAT ANY

PSYCHOLOGIST WILL TELL YOU

IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A DEATH.

GANGING UP ON YOU WHEN YOU´RE

IN SUCH A VULNERABLE STATE?

WELL, IT´S UNCONSCIONABLE.

WHAT´S THIS, UH,

GIRLFRIEND´S NAME?

>> UH, MICHELLE.

>> MM.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE WITH

THE FACT THAT YOUR PARTNER,

THE ONE STABLE PERSON IN YOUR

LIFE RIGHT NOW, IS HAVING

A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH

SOMEONE WHO´S ALSO YOUR BOSS?

ARE YOU FEELING EXCLUDED?

SHUT OUT?

>> I DO FEEL SHUT OUT.

I GUESS I´M JUST WORRIED--

>> THAT YOU´LL GET DUMPED

YET AGAIN?

>> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

SHE´S OUR BOSS--I CAN´T FIRE

HER. I CAN´T JUST ASK CHRISTIAN

TO DUMP HER FOR ME.

>> WELL, YOU DON´T HAVE TO LET

EITHER OF THEM STEP OVER YOU.

PART OF YOUR EMOTIONAL RECOVERY

NEEDS TO BE YOU RECLAIMING YOUR

POWER. NOW IF THAT SURGERY

WAS SOMETHING YOU FELT STRONGLY

ABOUT, CALL THAT PATIENT BACK.

BRING THEM IN.

YOUR WIFE RECENTLY ACTED OUT

IN A WAY THAT MADE YOU FEEL

POWERLESS. DON´T LET YOUR

PARTNER PUT YOU IN THAT SAME

KIND OF POSITION.

>> [HUMMING]

>> HAPPINESS BECOMES YOU,

DARLING. YOU LOOK POSITIVELY

EBULLIENT.

>> WE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE, JAMES.

GET OUT!

>> YOU WOUND ME, TO THE BONE.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO EXPECT TO GET

A LITTLE GRATITUDE AFTER ALL

I´VE DONE FOR YOU?

>> YOU MEAN TO ME? YOU EXPECT

ME TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE

TORTURE YOU´VE PUT ME THROUGH?

>> DUES, DARLING. WE ALL HAVE

TO PAY THEM.

YOU ARE A RICH WOMAN NOW,

AREN´T YOU, BECAUSE OF ME?

>> HE´S DEAD, JAMES. IT´S OVER.

>> IS IT?

MONEY CAN BUY A GREAT DEAL.

SILENCE OF THE CORONER,

THE EFFICIENT DISPERSAL OF YOUR

HUSBAND´S MUTILATED BODY.

BUT IT CAN´T ERASE THE PAST

COMPLETELY NOW, CAN IT?

WELL, NOT WHILE I´M AROUND,

ANYWAY.

I HAVE A MODEST PROPOSAL

FOR YOU. I SIMPLY NEED THE USE

OF McNAMARA/TROY 3 NIGHTS

A WEEK, AFTER HOURS. NO ONE NEED

ABOUT IT. WE´RE VERY TIDY.

>> I WON´T INVOLVE THEM IN YOUR

BUSINESS ANYMORE. I WON´T

INVOLVE HIM.

>> CHRISTIAN.

>> FOR THE FIRST TIME

IN MY LIFE, I´M IN LOVE.

>> FIRST TIME?

>> WE´RE GETTING MARRIED.

>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

I IMAGINE, AFTER A YEAR OF

COAXING A FOSSILIZED PHALLUS,

YOUR CRAVINGS FOR SOMETHING

YOUTHFUL AND HARD NEEDED

TO BE SATISFIED.

>> JUST LEAVE!

>> I LACK THE ABILITY TO TRULY

GET INSIDE YOU, DARLING.

DON´T LET YOUR APPETITES GET

THE BETTER OF YOUR JUDGMENT.

AS I RECALL, YOU WERE ALWAYS

A MALLEABLE LITTLE MOUSE AFTER

AN ORGASM.

AAH! GOD!

BE CAREFUL, PET. A MOUSE MAY GET

TO ROAR ONCE IN A LIFETIME,

BUT AT THE END, STILL A MOUSE.

I DOUBT YOUR HUSBAND-TO-BE WOULD

RELISH THE THOUGHT OF HIS WIFE

BEING A MURDERER.

>> I HAVE A LIST OF EVERY GIRL

IN YOUR EMPLOY, AND EVERY VICTIM

IN EVERY STATE YOU´VE EVER

DRUGGED AND CUT OPEN.

GO AHEAD, JAMES. SHOUT IT FROM

THE ROOFTOPS. YOU CAN´T THREATEN

ME ANYMORE. ´CAUSE IF I´M GOING

DOWN, YOU´RE COMING WITH ME.

[VIOLINS PLAYING]

>> COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10

FOR ME, MISS LUBEY.

>> ONE MOMENT. WOULD IT BE

POSSIBLE TO HAVE ONE LAST DRAG,

YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE I JOIN

MY VICTOR ON THE OTHER SIDE?

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, A CIGARETTE.

JUST A PUFF.

>> OH, NO. NO. NO. DON´T WORRY.

I AM NOT GONNA LOSE YOU.

>> AMERICA´S DERIDING GLAMOUR,

ROMANCE...

[MUMBLING]

>> HOW WE DOING?

>> I THINK THESE IMPLANTS ARE

CONTAMINATED, SEAN. I MEAN,

WHAT´S THAT GRAY STUFF FLOATING

IN THE SALINE?

>> WE´RE REPLACING MRS. LUBEY´S

IMPLANTS WITH THESE BECAUSE

THERE ARE ASHES SEALED INSIDE

THEM. THEY´RE STERILE.

IT´S COMPLETELY SAFE.

>> WOW. FRENCHIE REALLY DOES

LIKE HER CIGARETTES.

>> THEY´RE THE ASHES OF HER

DECEASED HUSBAND, LIZ.

THIS WAY,

THEY´LL NEVER BE APART.

10 BLADE.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING

ON THE TABLE? MICHELLE AND I

TOLD YOU WE WEREN´T GONNA DO

THIS OPERATION.

>> FOR 10 YEARS WE´VE MADE OUR

SURGICAL DECISIONS TOGETHER,

CHRISTIAN. I´M NOT SUDDENLY

GONNA LET AN OUTSIDE,

NON-MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL LIKE

MICHELLE TELL ME WHO I CAN AND

CANNOT OPERATE ON.

NOW EITHER SCRUB UP AND ASSIST

ME OR GET OUT.

>> [SIGHS]

LOOK, IF THIS MEANS THAT MUCH

TO YOU, IF THIS HELPS WITH YOUR

FEELINGS ABOUT JULIA

OR SOMETHING, FINE. I´LL EXPLAIN

YOUR ACTIONS TO MICHELLE.

BUT, IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME

AT ALL, SEAN, YOU´RE GONNA HAVE

TO GIVE HER SOME RESPECT.

>> I KNOW SHE´S YOUR GIRLFRIEND,

CHRISTIAN.

>> ACTUALLY, SHE´S GONNA BE MORE

THAN THAT. SHE´S GONNA BE

MY WIFE.

>> THE THING IS, I CAN´T STAND

HER. SHE´S OPPORTUNISTIC,

TAKING CONTROL OF THE BUSINESS.

OUR BUSINESS, THAT WE BUILT

TOGETHER AND--

>> AND WHAT?

>> AND SHE´S TAKING HIM

AWAY FROM ME.

NOW, WHEN I REALLY NEED HIM.

JESUS, YOU´D THINK WE WERE GAY.

>> I CERTAINLY WOULDN´T

THINK YOU WERE.

>> ´SCUSE ME?

>> OH, NOTHING.

FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

>> WHAT DID YOU MEAN?

>> I JUST THINK YOU MIGHT BE

INTERNALIZING SOME OF

CHRISTIAN´S PROJECTIONS.

>> WHAT?!

I´VE KNOWN HIM SINCE COLLEGE.

CHRISTIAN GETS MORE ASS THAN

ANYONE IN SOUTH FLORIDA, OK?

IF THERE´S ONE MAN WHO´S NOT

GAY, IT´S CHRISTIAN TROY. HEH.

OK, LOOK, YOU CAN´T JUST PLAY

"DON´T ASK, DON´T TELL."

THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND WE´RE

TALKING ABOUT. IF HE WERE GAY,

I THINK I´D KNOW ABOUT IT.

>> AND YOU´VE NEVER SENSED ANY

OF HIS AMBIVALENT FEELINGS

TOWARDS YOU?

>> LOOK, YOU DON´T KNOW HIM.

>> CHRISTIAN WAS A PATIENT

OF MINE. IT WAS HIS HOMOSEXUAL

FEELINGS FOR YOU THAT BROUGHT

HIM HERE.

LOOK, I HAVE ALREADY OVERSTEPPED

ALL SORTS OF PROFESSIONAL

BOUNDARIES, BUT I CANNOT SIT

HERE AND WATCH YOUR CONFUSION.

>> MY GOD. THERE WAS A PERIOD

OF TIME. I MEAN, HE WAS ACTING

SO STRANGELY, IT WAS LIKE HE

WANTED TO AVOID ME OR--

>> AND NOW, THE ONE TIME THAT

YOU ARE ALONE AND AVAILABLE,

SUDDENLY HE´S NOT? HE´S SO

AFRAID THAT HE MIGHT ACTUALLY

ACT ON HIS FEELINGS FOR YOU.

HE´S ATTACHED HIMSELF

TO A WOMAN WHO´S CHEATED ON HIM.

I CAN GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE

FOR REVEALING THIS, SEAN.

>> SHOULD I SAY SOMETHING?

I´M NOT--

>> I CAN´T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

THAT WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL.

>> OH.

>> I´M GONNA GO CATCH A MOVIE

OR GET SOMETHING TO EAT

OR SOMETHING.

>> WELL, DON´T GET TOO FULL.

I REALLY THINK YOU´RE GONNA HAVE

MULTIPLE OFFERS TO DIGEST WHEN

YOU COME HOME.

>> CHRISTIAN, HEY! I´M NOT TOO

EARLY, AM I? I WANTED TO BE

FIRST IN LINE. YOUR OPEN HOUSE

IS TODAY, RIGHT?

>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

COME IN.

>> ALL RIGHT. YEAH, I´VE BEEN

LOOKING FOR A NEW CONDO.

WHEN MY REALTOR TOLD ME, UH,

CHRISTIAN TROY´S PLACE WAS

AVAILABLE, I THOUGHT,

"DAMN, HAVE TO SEE WHAT THE

VIEW´S LIKE FROM THE TOP."

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN IN?

>> WOULD YOU GIVE ME THE TOUR?

I´D REALLY LIKE KING ARTHUR TO

SHOW ME HIS CASTLE.

>> SURE. HE´S A FRIEND OF MINE.

COME ON.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> AHEM.

HERE´S THE BED. BACK HERE´S

THE BATHROOM, IT´S PRETTY

STANDARD. I HAD THIS SHOWER

CUSTOM BUILT WHEN I FIRST

MOVED IN.

>> WOW. YOU CAN STILL

HEAR THE SCREAMS FROM

THE WOMEN YOU BANGED IN HERE.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

THERE´VE BEEN A FEW.

>> A FEW?

MORE LIKE A FEW THOUSAND, RIGHT?

>> HOPE THOSE WALLS ARE THICK.

>> OH, AND IF THESE WALLS COULD

TALK.

>> AH.

>> THEY´D TELL YOU´RE NOT READY

TO GET MARRIED. YOU´RE NOT READY

TO GIVE UP ALL OF THIS.

YOU´VE NEVER BEEN A ONE-WOMAN

GUY, HAVE YOU?

NOT EVEN WITH ME.

GO AHEAD, MARRY MICHELLE.

BUT YOU´RE JUST GONNA CHEAT ON

HER. YOU´RE GONNA SCREW IT UP

LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

YOUR FATE´S INEVITABLE.

>> BUILT-IN CLOSETS BACK THERE

AND THAT´S PRETTY MUCH IT.

[SIGHS] THE VIEW IS WHAT SOLD ME

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> [WHISTLES]

ON A CLEAR DAY, YOU COULD

PROBABLY SEE THE BAHAMAS

FROM HERE.

>> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SAW,

EVEN THOUGH I´M BLIND?

YOU WEREN´T READY FOR A SERIOUS

RELATIONSHIP.

WE COULD HAVE BEEN MARRIED BY

NOW, BUT YOU WERE TOO AFRAID OF

REAL INTIMACY, WEREN´T YOU?

AND YOU STILL ARE.

I CAN FEEL IT.

>> YOU OK, BRO?

>> YEAH. I´M FINE.

THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM,

DINING ROOM, KITCHEN.

>> THAT´S WHERE ALL WOMEN

BELONG.

>> NICE!

>> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT

AND COOKING DINNER FOR THEIR

MAN.

>> DOES IT COME WITH ALL

THE APPLIANCES?

>> AND A PLACE FOR RECYCLABLES.

BECAUSE THAT´S ALL WOMEN REALLY

ARE TO YOU, ISN´T IT?

SOMETHING TO USE, DISCARD

AND RECYCLE?

>> YES. COMES WITH ALL

THE APPLIANCES. [SIGHS]

>> SOLD.

>> AH, IT´S MY ROMANTIC SURGEON.

>> HELLO, MRS. LUBEY.

HOW´S YOUR PAIN LEVEL? ARE WE

KEEPING YOU COMFORTABLE?

>> VERY COMFORTABLE.

AND I´M VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU,

DR. McNAMARA. I KNOW YOUR

PARTNER WAS AGAINST THE SURGERY.

BUT YOU SAW THE POETRY IN MY

SITUATION. YOU BELIEVED.

>> WHAT´S HER NAME?

>> UM...JULIA.

>> JULIA. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK YOU´LL FALL IN LOVE

AGAIN.

>> I WON´T.

>> HA. YOU´RE TOO YOUNG

AND TOO HANDSOME TO BE SO

CYNICAL.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

>> I TRY TO IMAGINE MY LIFE

FROM HERE ON, HOW THAT ONE WOMAN

WHO WOULD HAVE CARRIED MY ASHES

INSIDE HER IS GONE. GONE FOR

GOOD. I ADMIRE YOUR DEVOTION,

EVEN IN DEATH.

>> WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN ASHES?

>> EXCUSE ME, WE´RE IN THE

MIDDLE OF AN EXAM.

>> WELL, LOOK AT YOU, DIANA,

HAVING SOME PLASTIC SURGERY SO

YOU WILL ATTRACT YOUR NEXT MAN?

YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I´M DOING HERE.

WHEN VICTOR´S ASHES DISAPPEARED

FROM THE URN, I HIRED A

DETECTIVE, AND THE TRAIL BROUGHT

ME RIGHT HERE TO THIS ROOM,

DIANA.

>> HE LOVED ME. HE DIDN´T LOVE

YOU. HE WAS JUST AFRAID OF YOU.

>> YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

>> OH, YOU, WITH YOUR PHONY

CIGARETTE SMOKING, OH-SO-FRENCH

LINE OF BULLSHIT!

YOU HAD HIM FOOLED, BUT NOT ME.

NOT ME, DIANA.

>> WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

>> I AM MRS. VICTOR MADSEN, AND

IF YOU WILL KINDLY ASK YOUR

PATIENT TO TELL ME WHERE MY

HUSBAND´S ASHES ARE, I WILL

LEAVE HER TO HER NEW BOOB JOB.

>> [LAUGHS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

>> FINE. I´M GONNA GET ME

A DRINK.

>> I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY ABOUT

DIANA LUBEY. SHE WASN´T VICTOR

MADSEN´S WIFE, SHE WAS HIS

MISTRESS. WE´RE UNDER COURT

ORDER TO REMOVE THE IMPLANTS AND

RETURN THE REMAINS TO HIS WIFE.

>> TOLD YOU THAT BIRD WAS A

LOONEY.

>> SHE´S NOT A LOONEY, SHE´S

JUST...LONELY. WE ALL DO CRAZY

THINGS TO STAVE OFF THE

LONELINESS.

>> THAT´S KINDA WHY I´M HERE,

ACTUALLY.

YOU THINK I´M BEING CRAZY,

GETTING MARRIED?

>> YOU´RE HAVING SECOND

THOUGHTS?

>> NOT ABOUT MICHELLE, ABOUT ME.

I´VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO COMMIT

TO ONE WOMAN BEFORE. WHAT MAKES

ME THINK I CAN NOW?

>> YOU CAN JUST TELL ME,

CHRISTIAN.

>> TELL YOU WHAT, SEAN?

>> I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN,

CONSIDERING YOUR AFFECTION

FOR JULIA. I MUST HAVE BEEN TOO

BLINDED BY JEALOUSY TO SEE

THE BIG PICTURE.

>> NO, NO, NO. IT HAS NOTHING

TO DO WITH JULIA. IT´S ABOUT ME

AND MICHELLE.

>> NO, YOU´RE TALKING ABOUT YOU

AND ME. I KNOW YOU

HAVE...FEELINGS FOR ME.

ROMANTIC...FEELINGS.

IT´S TYPICAL FOR

CHILDREN OF ABUSE TO HAVE

TROUBLE DEALING WITH THEIR

SEXUAL IDENTITY IN A HEALTHY

WAY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK I´M--

>> YOU SAID IT YOURSELF,

CHRISTIAN. YOU´VE NEVER BEEN

ABLE TO COMMIT TO A WOMAN,

NOT ONE. AND YET NO MATTER HOW

MANY TIMES I´VE TRIED RUNNING

AWAY, YOU´VE FOUND A WAY

TO KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP

TOGETHER.

>> THAT´S BECAUSE WE´RE BEST

FRIENDS!

>> WE´RE MORE THAN THAT.

WE´RE BROTHERS,

WHICH IS WHY NONE

OF THIS CHANGES HOW I FEEL ABOUT

YOU. I LOVE YOU, CHRISTIAN.

I ALWAYS WILL.

BUT NOT LIKE THAT.

>> HAVE I BEEN DOING SOMETHING

LATELY? WALKING WEIRD OR

SOMETHING? IS IT MY EYEBROWS?

´CAUSE I TELL YOU, IF I DON´T

WAX, THEN I GET THIS WHOLE

UNIBROW THING, IT´S UGLY.

BUT JUST BECAUSE I GREW ´EM

DOESN´T MEAN I´VE GONE

BROKEBACK.

>> DON´T MAKE EXCUSES.

I´M NOT JUDGING, IT´S OK.

>> NO, IT´S NOT OK! BECAUSE

IT´S NOT TRUE. WHO TOLD YOU

THIS BULLSHIT ANYWAY?

>> REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO

TALK TO SOMEONE?

[DOOR OPENS]

>> HEY, DOC.

REMEMBER ME?

>> IT´S NICE TO SEE YOU,

CHRISTIAN. MAYBE WE SHOULD SET

A TIME WHERE WE CAN TALK WHEN

I DON´T HAVE PATIENTS WAITING.

>> DON´T WORRY. I TOLD THEM YOU

WERE ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR LICENSE.

THEY´RE GONE.

>> YOU DID WHAT?

>> DID YOU REALLY THINK TELLING

MY PARTNER ALL THOSE LIES WASN´T

GONNA GET BACK TO ME?

>> I´M SORRY, TELLING WHO

WHAT LIES?

>> SEAN TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR

LITTLE SESSION THE OTHER DAY.

HUH? ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT ME

BEING GAY.

>> CHRISTIAN, EVEN IF SEAN WAS A

CLIENT, WHICH I CAN NEITHER

CONFIRM NOR DENY, WHAT MAKES YOU

THINK I WOULD SHARE THE DETAILS

OF OUR SESSION WITH HIM?

THAT´S FOR YOU TO DO.

ALTHOUGH, I DO HOPE THAT

YOU SHARED YOUR CONFLICT

WITH YOUR FIANCEE.

>> DR. WOLPER.

>> I SEE. WELL, I GUESS

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

>> DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

>> I MEANT TO YOU, SEAN.

I WAS COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL,

MY REVEALING WHAT I DID ABOUT

CHRISTIAN. AND I PUT YOU

IN A TERRIBLE POSITION,

AND I´M SORRY.

>> I KNOW. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN

THAT TO CHRISTIAN--

>> HOLD ON, SEAN. IT´S ONE THING

TO SLIP UP, IT´S ANOTHER

TO LIE ABOUT WHAT I SAID.

>> SO YOU´RE DENYING THAT YOU

EVER HAD FEELINGS FOR SEAN?

>> I NEVER SAID I WAS GAY,

AND I NEVER SAID I WANTED

A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.

I NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS.

>> OH, CHRISTIAN, WHEN PEOPLE

COME TO ME, THEY DO SO BECAUSE

THEY DON´T HAVE THE WORDS

TO EXPRESS HOW THEY FEEL.

IT´S MY JOB TO MAP OUT THOSE

EMOTIONS, TO INTERPRET THEIR

DESIRES.

>> DESIRES?

>> THE DREAM THAT YOU HAD WHERE

YOU AND SEAN WERE LOVERS?

>> [SIGHS]

>> YOU DIDN´T TELL ME--

>> YOU´RE NOT STILL BUYING INTO

HER CRAP, ARE YOU?

>> IF IT´S NOT TRUE, WHY ARE YOU

SO UPSET?

>> LOOK, YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL

WITH IN YOUR LIFE WITHOUT TAKING

ADVICE FROM SOME PSYCHOTIC.

>> SEAN, WOULD YOU EXCUSE

CHRISTIAN AND ME? I THINK I

COULD CALM HIM DOWN.

>> NO, NO, NO. SINCE WE´RE

SPILLING SECRETS, DID YOU TELL

SEAN ABOUT YOUR TATTOO?

>> 2 WRONGS WON´T MAKE

A RIGHT, CHRISTIAN.

>> DR. FAITH WOLPER IS

A SEXUAL COMPULSIVE, SEAN.

AFTER I NAILED HER IN THIS

OFFICE AND THEN REMOVED

HER TATTOO, WHICH SAID "PROPERTY

OF MARCO," SHE THOUGHT

I HAD THE HOTS FOR HER.

DIDN´T YOU, DOC?

>> YOU´RE LYING.

>> IF YOU WANTED ME TO BEND YOU

OVER THE DESK AGAIN, WHY DIDN´T

YOU JUST ASK?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVOLVE

MY PARTNER?

UNLESS, OF COURSE...

YOU WANT TO DO US BOTH.

>> STOP.

>> HEY!

>> NO, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT

SHE´S REALLY ABOUT, SEAN. HUH?

>> JESUS.

I HOPE YOU DIDN´T PAY

FOR ANY SESSIONS IN ADVANCE.

[SIGHS]

>> I THOUGHT I SMELLED

BRIMSTONE. WHY DON´T YOU GET

BACK ON YOUR BROOMSTICK?

>> HOLY SHIT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I WAS GIVEN AN INCENTIVE

TO INCREASE PROFITS. APPARENTLY

I´VE FALLEN BELOW MANAGEMENT´S

PROJECTIONS THIS QUARTER.

>> I´M SORRY.

MICHELLE DIDN´T TELL ME

HER PIMP HAD A PIMP.

>> WELL, WE ALL EVENTUALLY

HAVE TO FACE A HIGHER POWER.

SOME ARE A BIT MORE BRUTAL

THAN OTHERS.

>> WELL, YOUR CHEEK BONE´S

DEFINITELY FRACTURED.

YOUR EYE LOOKS UNSCATHED.

YOU MIGHT WANT A LITTLE

RHINOPLASTY TO RAISE THAT

PATRICIAN NOSE OF YOURS BACK

IN THE AIR.

>> PLEASE DO IT FOR ME.

>> ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A NAME.

I´M SURE HE HAS A LIST.

>> I TRUST YOU, CHRISTIAN.

>> I WISH I FELT THE SAME,

SWEETHEART. SORRY, BUT EVEN

A SQUASHED SPIDER SPINS ITS WEB

UNTIL ITS FINAL BREATH.

>> I´M...BEGGING YOU.

THERE´S NO ONE ELSE

I CAN TURN TO.

I HAVE NO ONE. NOTHING.

PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME MY VANITY.

>> HEY, GUSTOFF, CAN YOU SEND ME

UP THE LONELY BOY´S SPECIAL?

YEAH, WILD SALMON AND

THE HOUSE SALAD? THANKS.

>> YOUR APPETIZER´S PLATED

AND READY FOR YOU, SWEETHEART.

>> DID WE HAVE A DATE?

>> NO. I HAD A FANTASY.

I WANTED TO BE THE LAST PERSON

YOU MADE LOVE TO ON THIS BED.

>> HA.

>> I GUESS IT WAS A BAD CALL.

>> NO, NO, NO. I JUST HAD A

ROUGH DAY AND I´M BEAT.

>> WHY WAS IT SUCH A HARD DAY,

SWEETHEART?

>> WELL, I HAD A DISAGREEMENT

OF SORTS WITH SEAN AND THEN

WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE OFFICE,

OUR FRIEND THE VAMPIRE

WAS THERE.

>> JAMES?

>> MM-HMM. HER PIMP HAD GIVEN

HER THE ONCE OVER, WHICH TOOK ME

3 HOURS OF SURGERY TO FIX.

>> HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

IN MY BUSINESS?

>> THAT´S WHAT I DO, I´M A

DOCTOR, REMEMBER? I FIX PEOPLE.

>> OPERATING ON JAMES WITHOUT

TALKING TO ME FIRST WAS A

BETRAYAL, CHRISTIAN. NO MATTER

HOW YOU SPIN IT.

>> THAT WOMAN´S ALONE IN

THE WORLD. DON´T YOU REMEMBER

WHAT THAT´S LIKE? JESUS,

MICHELLE.

>> GIVE ME A BREAK. SINCE WHEN

ARE YOU SO SENTIMENTAL TOWARDS

LONELY WOMEN?

>> ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT

OF MARRYING ME?

´CAUSE THAT´S WHAT THIS FEELS

LIKE, SABOTAGE.

>> CLEVER BOY. MAKE HER ANGRY

SO SHE´LL BE THE ONE TO LEAVE.

IT´S ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE.

>> THAT IS BULLSHIT.

>> NO, IT´S NOT. I CAN´T TRUST

YOU. ISN´T THAT WHAT MARRIAGE IS

ALL ABOUT, HONESTY AND TRUST?

>> THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO

BAIL, CHRISTIAN. SEIZE IT.

SHE´S HANDING IT TO YOU

ON A SILVER PLATTER.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT. I SUCK.

I SUCK AS A FRIEND. I SUCK

AS A LOVER, I SUCK AS A FIANCE.

I´M TIRED OF DEFENDING MYSELF.

I´LL CALL THE REALTOR

AND CANCEL ESCROW.

>> I KNEW THIS MOMENT WAS

COMING. I KNEW ONCE YOU REALLY

HAD ME, YOU´D FIND A WAY TO RUN.

>> JUST GO. JUST GET OUT OF

HERE.

>> HONEY, I´M GONE.

>> MICHELLE, WAIT!

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> IT WAS ONLY A MATTER

OF TIME, SWEETHEART.

>> ♫ WHEN I WAS JUST

A LITTLE GIRL

I ASKED MY MOTHER

WHAT WILL I BE

WILL I BE PRETTY

WILL I BE RICH

HERE´S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME

QUE SERA SERA

WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE

THE FUTURE´S NOT OURS TO SEE

QUE SERA SERA

WHEN I WAS JUST A CHILD

IN SCHOOL

I ASKED MY TEACHER-- ♫

>> HELLO, DARLING.

SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

♫ SHOULD I PAINT PICTURES

SHOULD I SING SONGS ♫

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT PLAYING

MUSIC DURING SURGERY WAS A TOUCH

BAROQUE. BUT IT REALLY DOES PEP

UP THE JOINT.

>> WHO IS THAT ON THE TABLE?

>> JUST ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

WE HAVE BEEN RATHER MESSY,

HAVEN´T WE?

TATIANA, YOU SHOULDN´T BE

OPERATING ON A FROG.

>> ♫ THE FUTURE´S NOT OURS TO

SEE

QUE SERA SERA ♫

>> WHY DON´T YOU COME OVER HERE

AND FINISH FOR US?

OLD TIME´S SAKE.

♫ QUE SERA SERA ♫

>> YOUR HUSBAND´S ASHES.

I USED A SMALL HYDRAULIC PRESS

TO REMOVE THE EXCESS SALINE

SOLUTION AND FACILITATE

THE DRYING PROCESS.

>> YOUR SIGNATURE,

AUTHENTICATING THAT MR. MADSEN´S

REMAINS IS ALL THAT REMAINS.

>> IT´S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT

THIS IS ALL THAT´S LEFT OF

VICTOR.

>> HIS BODY, MRS. MADSEN.

I DON´T KNOW IF YOU BELIEVE

IN AN ETERNAL SOUL.

>> TRUST ME, DOCTOR, THAT´S

THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME

GOING, KNOWING THAT HIS SOUL

IS ROASTING IN HELL

FOR ALL ETERNITY.

NOW, IF THESE ARE LEGALLY MINE,

I´D LIKE TO GIVE THE BASTARD

A PROPER BURIAL.

>> MRS. MADSEN?

>> YOU GOT A GODDAMN TOILET

IN THIS PLACE?

I´M GONNA FLUSH HIM DOWN

THE CRAPPER LIKE THE PIECE OF

SHIT THAT HE IS. SCREWING HIS

FROGGY MISTRESS FOR THE LAST

10 YEARS. HA! YOU THINK

I DIDN´T KNOW?

>> THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU´RE

DOING, BEATRICE.

>> SHE GOT EVERYTHING. TIME,

ATTENTION, LOVE. ALL I GOT

WERE ENDLESS LIES AND THESE

GODDAMN SPOILED KIDS.

WELL, NOW SHE´S THE ONE WHO GETS

NOTHING!

[MAN SINGING IN FRENCH]

>> THERE, VICTOR. YOU´RE FISH

FOOD. AT LEAST NOW I CAN SLEEP,

KNOWING YOU´LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE

NEAR THAT BITCH´S TITS AGAIN.

>> THEY TELL ME SHE MADE

QUITE A SCENE.

>> I´M SORRY YOU HAD TO HEAR

ABOUT IT. MUST HAVE BEEN VERY

DISTURBING FOR YOU.

>> [SIGHS] HE SUFFERED SO MUCH

FROM HER CRUEL UNHAPPINESS.

BUT HE WOULDN´T LEAVE. HE WAS

JUST LIKE THAT, AN OLD-FASHIONED

MAN. DIVORCE WAS UNTHINKABLE,

COULDN´T FACE HIS CHILDREN, HIS

GRANDCHILDREN. HE LOVED ME, BUT

I WAS THE ONE LEFT WITH NOTHING.

NOT A MENTION AT HIS FUNERAL

OR A CLOSET FULL OF HIS SHIRTS

TO SLEEP IN. SO I STOLE

THE ASHES AND I VALUED THEM.

MY ONLY CRIME WAS LOVING HIM TOO

MUCH. LOOK AT YOU, EVEN MORE

HANDSOME WHEN YOU´RE SAD.

>> DIANE...

>> PLEASE, DOCTOR,

IT´S BEEN DAYS.

>> DAYS, HAS IT?

ONE OF MY NURSES FOUND THIS

UNDER YOUR BED, FILLED TO THE

BRIM WITH ASHES AND CIGARETTE

BUTTS. BAD GIRL.

>> I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT.

>> HMM. WELL, WHOEVER FILLED IT

PROVIDED US WITH A NICE LITTLE

PACKAGE FOR THE GRIEVING WIDOW.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> THESE ARE VICTOR´S

REAL ASHES.

>> WHO WOULD YOU DO THIS FOR ME?

>> ALL THOSE YEARS YOU SHARED

HIM WITH OTHERS. MUST HAVE BEEN

SO DIFFICULT, SO LONELY.

YOUR LOVE FOR VICTOR IS THE REAL

DEAL. DESERVES A NOD FROM

SOMEONE. PLUS...

IT HELPS ME BELIEVE.

>> I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

HOW CAN I THANK YOU?

MAYBE THIS.

>> OUT, DAMN SPOT!

>> [SIGHS]

>> SORRY. IT´S A LITTLE JOKE.

WE HAVE ORDERLIES TO DO THAT.

>> WE´RE GONNA NEED TO GET

NEW ONES. THE NEW HEALTH CODES

REGARDING PRIVATE OPERATING

ROOMS ARE CONSIDERABLY MORE

STRINGENT. ONE STRAY DROP

OF BLOOD AND WE CAN BE OUT

OF BUSINESS FOR A WEEK.

>> WAIT.

I´M SORRY. I´VE BEEN AN ASS.

TO CHRISTIAN AND TO YOU.

>> I UNDERSTAND, SEAN.

I REALLY DO.

BEING ALONE AFTER SO LONG

IS SO HARD.

>> CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE BEEN

BEST FRIENDS FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

I´VE SEEN HIM WITH HUNDREDS

OF WOMEN. HE´S NEVER FALLEN

AS HARD OR AS FAST FOR ANY OF

THEM LIKE HE DID FOR YOU.

YOU TWO ARE...THE REAL DEAL.

DON´T LET THE FACT THAT HE´S AN

ASSHOLE GET IN THE WAY.

>> [LAUGHS]

BUT...

IT ISN´T JUST ABOUT HIM, SEAN.

WHAT ABOUT MY BAGGAGE?

>> HE CAN HANDLE IT.

>> BUT I DON´T KNOW IF I CAN.

>> SO USE HIM, LET HIM HELP YOU.

HE´S STRONG.

CHRISTIAN AND I ARE BROTHERS,

WHICH MEANS WHEN YOU TWO GET

MARRIED, WE BECOME FAMILY.

TRUST HIM, AND TRUST ME.

AND TRUST US.

>> KITCHEN´S DONE, UNLESS YOU

WANT ME TO PACK THE LEFTOVERS IN

THE FRIDGE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THE MAID´S

COMING TOMORROW TO FINISH UP.

I THINK WE´RE GOOD.

>> WHAT ABOUT THAT? ARE YOU GUYS

GONNA CARRY IT DOWN TOGETHER?

>> YOU WANT THE COCK? I DON´T

WANT THE COCK ANYMORE.

>> NO, I DON´T WANT THE COCK.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF I

WANTED THE COCK.

I WOULD HAVE SAID YES.

I´LL BE DOWNSTAIRS LOADING

WHAT´S LEFT IN THE CAR.

>> AHH.

>> YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG

BETTER?

>> EVERY ENGAGEMENT MUST GO

THROUGH A DIVORCE BEFORE YOU GET

MARRIED. NO, I THINK WE´RE DOING

REALLY GOOD.

THANKS TO YOU.

ACTUALLY, I´VE BEEN WANTING TO

TALK TO YOU SINCE FAITH´S

OFFICE.

I LIED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

IN THERE.

>> I KNEW YOU DIDN´T SCREW OVER

THE DESK.

>> NO, THAT PART´S TRUE.

I MEAN, ABOUT...[SIGHS]

WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT THE DREAM.

ABOUT ME HAVING FEELINGS FOR

YOU.

NOT THOSE KINDS OF FEELINGS.

NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GAY.

IT WAS FAITH WHO TRIED TO

CONVINCE ME OF THAT. I JUST

THINK I HAVE...INTIMACY ISSUES,

YOU KNOW? WITH ANYBODY IN MY

LIFE THAT I LOVE. I GET CONFUSED

AND IT´S REALLY HARD FOR ME

TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

THAT SOUNDED REALLY GAY,

DIDN´T IT´?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH. WELL, SCREW YOU.

SCREW YOU.

SERIOUSLY.

I LOVE YOU.

>> I KNOW. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> AND I REALLY THINK THAT YOU

SHOULD TAKE THE COCK.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> NO, I KNOW YOU WANT IT.

COME ON, TAKE THE COCK.

>> LOOK, LET´S GO HELP

YOUR FIANCEE.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU GO AHEAD.

I´M GONNA SOAK IT UP

FOR A MINUTE BEFORE

I HAND OVER THE KEYS.

[SIGHS]

[SCOFFS]

>> GOOD-BYE, LADIES.

IT´S BEEN SWELL.

[GIRLS TALKING AND LAUGHING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

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