Original subtitles

>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

>> DON'T MOVE. YOUR KIDNEY'S

BEEN SURGICALLY REMOVED.

>> THERE HAVE BEEN 4 OF

THESE THEFTS IN MIAMI.

THE INVESTIGATING OFFICERS THINK

AN ORGANIZED RING HAS MOVED INTO

THE AREA.

>> I NEED YOU TO STAY

TO HELP ME THROUGH THIS.

>> I WAS AN ESCORT. SHE WON'T

LET ME FORGET WHERE I CAME FROM.

[GASPS]

WHAT DO YOU WANT? MORE MONEY?

>> I DON'T WANT MONEY.

I WANT YOUR SKILLS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> JUST START AT YOUR HEAD

AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN.

>> I JUST WANT A LITTLE LIPO AND

MAYBE SOME WORK AROUND THE EYES.

>> OH, YEAH. THAT OUGHT

TO DO IT.

>> SHUT UP, CHRISTIAN.

>> LOOK, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED.

I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO

THE GIRL WHO BELIEVED THAT

REAL CHANGE COULD ONLY COME

FROM WITHIN?

>> YOU DON'T GET POINTS

FOR KEEPING IT REAL ANYMORE.

BEAUTY HAS ITS PRIVILEGES,

AND DAMN IT, I WANT THEM.

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS

DIFFERENT BETWEEN WOMEN.

>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE

ONCE UPON A TIME.

BUT IN THIS CULTURE, TRUST ME--

DYKES TODAY ARE THE WORST.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BODY

OF A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE,

THEN YOU ARE A LOSER.

LOOK, I ALMOST DIED, OK?

BUT I DIDN'T.

I GOT A SECOND CHANCE AND I'M

NOT GOING TO BLOW IT BY SPENDING

THE REST OF MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

HOME EATING CHERRY GARCIA.

>> CAN'T THE 2 OF YOU JUST WATCH

TV?

>> ASSHOLE.

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

MY GIRLFRIEND HAPPENS TO BE

IN GREAT SHAPE.

>> OOH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE

SEEING ANYBODY. THAT'S GREAT,

LIZ.

>> I DIDN'T READ THE NEWS TODAY.

DID HELL FREEZE OVER?

>> HER NAME'S POPPY AND SHE'S

AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST, JUST LIKE

ME. WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR

2 WEEKS.

>> WELL, I DON'T GET IT, LIZ.

WHY NOW WHEN YOU'VE FOUND

SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY

ATTRACTED TO YOU AS YOU ARE?

>> I JUST THINK I'D BE HAPPIER

IF I LOOKED A LITTLE BETTER.

>> I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD

WOULD BE. BUT DON'T YOU

THINK IT'S A LITTLE RISKY

TO PUT YOUR BODY THROUGH ANOTHER

TRAUMA SO SOON AFTER SURGERY?

>> THE ANESTHESIA IS

THE RISKIEST PART OF

THE PROCEDURE, AND GUESS WHAT?

I'M APPROVING IT.

>> I AGREE WITH CHRISTIAN, LIZ.

GIVE YOURSELF SOME TIME TO HEAL.

MAYBE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS--

>> GENTLEMEN--

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

I, TOO, HAVE A LICENSE TO

PRACTICE MEDICINE.

NOW, I COULD PRACTICE IT HERE,

OR I COULD PRACTICE IT OVER AT

MIKE HEMOYS, WHO HAS OFFERED ME

A PERMANENT STAFF POSITION

UPON MY RECOVERY FROM

A STATE-OF-THE-ART MAKEOVER,

WHICH HE HAS OFFERED TO ME

FREE OF CHARGE.

>> YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY

THINKING--

>> COME ON, LIZ. YOU KNOW YOU

LOVE US TOO MUCH TO LEAVE US.

>> TRY ME.

FURTHERMORE, I DON'T WANT TO

HEAR ONE MORE SNIDE REMARK ABOUT

ME, MY GIRLFRIEND, OR

MY PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS.

I WANT THE FAT SUCKED OUT OF ME,

AND I WANT IT SUCKED OUT NOW.

ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT GOING

TO DO IT?

>> * AHH *

*MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL *

*MAKE ME,

THE PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE *

[INHALES]

[HONKS]

[ENGAGES PARKING BRAKE]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS] OH, MY GOD!

[STAMMERS AND GASPS]

[WHIMPERS]

>> NO, PLEASE.

[PANTING]

NO.

[ENGINE REVS]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[GASPS]

[RING]

[BEEPS]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

>> CLASSY TOUCH, JAMES.

NOTHING SEXIER THAN

A FRENCH WHORE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I COULD USE

A LITTLE DIVERTISMENT.

I'VE ONLY SAMPLED ONE TART

FROM YOUR DESSERT TRAY, AND

IT LEFT A LASTING IMPRESSION...

ONE THAT'S PROVING A LITTLE

DIFFICULT TO FORGET.

>> I UNDERSTAND.

>> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.

>> HOW'S, UH, AN HOUR AND

A HALF? YOUR PLACE?

>> TOP OF THE LINE, JAMES.

I WANT HER DAZZLING ENOUGH

TO GIVE MY DICK AMNESIA.

>> DR. TROY, I'M CERTAIN THAT,

COME MORNING, MICHELLE WILL BE

THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND.

[SIGHS]

>> OH, HE JUST SEEMS SO

UNCOMFORTABLE, DOESN'T HE?

I MEAN, EVERY TIME I TRY TO PUT

HIM DOWN, HE CRIES. HE DOESN'T

WANT TO LET GO OF ME.

>> IT'S PROBABLY JUST A REACTION

FROM ALL THE ANESTHESIA AND

THE FACT THAT HE'S BEEN MISSING

THE NIPPLE. YOU KNOW HOW

THAT AFFECTS ME.

>> GOOD EVENING, ALL.

>> EVENING, MARLO. HOW'S

OUR LITTLE GUY DOING TONIGHT?

>> OH, HE HAS JUST BEEN

MISERABLE ALL DAY.

>> HIS COLORING STILL SEEMS

A LITTLE ON THE PALE SIDE.

>> ALL HIS VITAL SIGNS ARE

PERFECTLY WITHIN RANGE.

GOOD BLOOD FLOW TO

THE FINGERTIPS, A LITTLE

SORENESS AND SWELLING AROUND

THE INCISION, WHICH I'M SURE

COUNTS FOR SOME OF

THE FUSSINESS.

BUT YOU ARE DOING GREAT.

ONCE WE GET THESE BANDAGES

OFF YOU...

YOU'RE GOING TO BE

BETTER THAN EVER.

HE'S MAKING SUCH A GOOD

RECOVERY, I'M THINKING ABOUT

CALLING DR. McGOBBY, MOVE UP

THE TARGET DATE FOR

THE OPERATION ON HIS OTHER HAND.

MMM? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?

[CONNOR CRYING]

>> GET IT ALL DONE AS SOON

AS POSSIBLE? YEAH?

>> WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE

OVER SO YOU GUYS CAN GO GET

A BITE TO EAT?

>> UH, YOU KNOW...

I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS

BEFORE AND CALLED YOU. I'M HOME

A LITTLE EARLIER THAN USUAL, AND

I HAVEN'T SPENT AS MUCH TIME

WITH HIM AS I LIKE. WHY DON'T

YOU TAKE THE NIGHT OFF? GO TO

THE MOVIES OR SOMETHING.

>> REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE

I COULD JUST--

>> NO, GO BEFORE HE CHANGES

HIS MIND.

>> YOU, TOO, JULES. GO TO YOUR

PILATES CLASS. GET SOME AIR.

YOU'VE BEEN STUCK INSIDE ALL

DAY.

[CONNOR CRYING]

>> CONNOR AND I WILL HAVE

A BOYS' NIGHT HERE AT

THE HOMESTEAD.

A COUPLE OF 6-PACKS AND

THE DOLPHINS. HOW DOES THAT

SOUND?

>> OK. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS

TOMORROW. THERE'S A D.K. ZHANG

RETROSPECTIVE AT THE THALIA.

>> OH, GOD. I LOVE 9 SONS.

>> I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S PLAYING

TONIGHT.

>> YOU SHOULD GO TOO, JULES.

>> NO. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN

WORKING ALL DAY. I WOULDN'T FEEL

RIGHT ABOUT IT--

>> OH, GO. WHEN WAS THE LAST

TIME YOU SAW A MOVIE? WE'LL BE

FINE. HE'S UNHAPPY, HE GETS TO

COMPLAIN TO HIS DADDY AND

HIS DOCTOR. HAVE FUN.

>> I LOVE THIS FILM.

HE DID THE ENTIRE PALATE IN REDS

AND YELLOWS AND ORANGES.

AFTER I SAW IT FOR

THE FIRST TIME--

[IN FRENCH ACCENT] THAT IS

THE ONLY COLORS I COULD PAINT

WITH, EH?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] YOU KNOW,

JULIA, I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME IF

YOU WANT. YOU SEEM A BIT TENSE.

>> NO. NO. IT'S JUST WEIRD BEING

OUT AFTER EVERYTHING THAT

HAPPENED, THAT'S ALL.

>> YOU KNOW, PEOPLE STARE.

YOU GET USED TO IT.

>> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> UH, YES, YOU CAN.

2 FOR 9 SONS, PLEASE.

>> SORRY.

>> THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

AFTER YOU.

[MOVIE SOUNDTRACK PLAYING]

[SIGHS]

>> OH, SORRY.

I JUST--I CAN'T DO THIS.

I CAN'T.

MARLO, I AM SO SORRY.

>> OH, NO, NO. IT'S MY FAULT.

I--I THOUGHT...

I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU, JULIA,

AND THEY'RE NOT LIKE ANYTHING

I'VE EVER FELT BEFORE.

>> I HAVE...FEELINGS FOR YOU,

TOO, MARLO. IT'S JUST THAT, YOU

KNOW, I'M MARRIED AND...

EVERYTHING HAS BEEN REALLY

STRESSFUL WITH THE BABY AND

HIS RECOVERY, AND I AM JUST

REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING

RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T MARRIED?

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

[SIGHS]

[INDISTINCT]

>> COME ON. I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.

[SNIFFLES]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[GRUNTS]

>> SWEETHEART, YOU'RE 2 HOURS

LATE. IF YOU WERE A PIZZA,

I'D GET YOU FOR FREE.

>> THAT'S BECAUSE PIZZA

GETS COLD.

SOME THINGS GET HOTTER

THE LONGER YOU WAIT FOR THEM.

MAY I COME IN?

>> YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG

APARTMENT. I DISTINCTLY ASKED

FOR SOMETHING SWEET.

>> I WAS GOING TO SEND CAMPBELL,

OR MAYBE BRIANNE. THEN I

THOUGHT, "NO. CHRISTIAN

SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED

TOP-OF-THE-LINE."

>> HONEY, I'M NOT LOOKING

TO BOND. SO IF YOU'RE HERE

TO CRY BOO-HOO OVER MICHELLE

AND THEN CUDDLE--

>> LOOK AT ME, CHRISTIAN.

DO I SEEM LIKE THE CUDDLY TYPE?

>> THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>> OH, DON'T BE COY.

HMM.

[SNIFFS]

GLENCAIRN, '21. RARE.

I'M IMPRESSED.

>> GO AHEAD, HELP YOURSELF. I'M

SURE I'LL FIND ANOTHER BOTTLE ON

MY NEXT TRIP TO THE ISLE OF

ISLAY.

>> ONE OF THE HEAVIEST...

AND MOST CHALLENGING OF

THE SINGLE MALT REGIONS.

SOME LOVE THEIR COMPLEXITY AND

ROBUSTNESS. AND OTHERS FIND THEM

UNSPEAKABLY FOUL.

WELL, DARLING, DOWN THE HATCH.

>> AND UP YOUR SNATCH.

[CLINK]

[SWALLOWS]

>> LET'S FACE IT, CHRISTIAN.

NOT EVERY MAN CAN APPRECIATE

AN EXPERIENCE OF

A PERFECTLY-AGED SINGLE MALT...

ITS SMOKY SCENT,

SWEET AND SALTY...

TASTE.

>> [CHUCKLES]

WHERE DO YOU GET THE BALLS TO

COME ON TO ME?

>> WE'RE INEVITABLE, YOU AND I.

WE HAVE THE SAME REFINED TASTE.

IN SCOTCH AND IN WOMEN.

DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?

>> ONLY IN GREEK TRAGEDY.

>> I BELIEVE IN CRITICAL MASS,

TIPPING POINTS, TINY STRAWS THAT

CAN BREAK CAMELS' BACKS.

YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SHOW ME

WHO'S BOSS FOR SOME TIME,

HAVEN'T YOU? WELL, NOW'S

YOUR CHANCE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO--

HIT ME?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO--

SMASH IN MY FACE?

YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?

THAT'S TOO BAD.

BUT THEN, THAT'S WHAT GIVES ME

THE POWER--THE FACT THAT I CAN.

>> I FEEL STRANGE.

[GLASS BREAKS]

>> NO.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

>> MICHELLE? WE HAVE

AN EMERGENCY. I'M AT CHRISTIAN'S

APARTMENT. COME QUICKLY.

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.

>> HE'S SWEET WHEN HE'S

SLEEPING.

>> HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, JAMES.

IF WE TAKE HIS KIDNEY, HE'LL

KNOW IT WAS YOU.

>> WHY STOP AT ONE?

I WASN'T PLANNING ON LEAVING HIM

ALIVE, ANYWAY. I'M NOT A FOOL.

I KNOW 2 CHARMING ASIAN

GENTLEMEN WHO ARE ABSOLUTE

MAGICIANS AT MAKING BODIES

DISAPPEAR.

>> YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.

NOT EVEN YOU.

>> IT'S HARVEST TIME, DARLING,

AND I AM UNDER A LOT OF

PRESSURE. I'VE BEEN GIVEN

24 HOURS TO MEET MY QUOTA.

[RUSTLES]

>> YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET

YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDERING HIM?

I'M NOT A KILLER.

>> NO, BUT YOUR HANDS AREN'T

EXACTLY SQUEAKY CLEAN, NOW,

ARE THEY?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

>> FIND ME A KIDNEY IN, UH...

21 HOURS, AND I WILL KEEP HIM

FROM BEING THE NEXT DESIGNATED

DONOR.

>> THERE'S NOTHING HUMAN LEFT IN

YOU, IS THERE?

>> I'M KEEPING HIM ALIVE,

AREN'T I? FOR YOU?

TICK-TOCK. BETTER HURRY.

[DOOR SLAMS]

WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT

ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.

MMM.

IMPRESSIVE.

PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME, WHEN

YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE UP TO IT.

>> TRUST ME, IN ANOTHER WEEK,

YOU WON'T EVEN MISS

THE CAFFEINE.

>> HONEY, THE PATIENT IS

SUPPOSED TO SLEEP THROUGH

THE SURGERY, NOT

THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST.

>> WELL, ONCE WE BOOST THAT

METABOLISM OF YOURS, YOU'LL BE

BURNING ENERGY YOU DIDN'T EVEN

KNOW EXISTED.

>> [CHUCKLES]

SHE'S GOT ME IN TRAINING.

>> OH, FOR THE SURGERY?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

>> NO, A 5K RUN 3 WEEKS LATER.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU RAN.

>> ME EITHER.

>> I THINK PEOPLE USE RECOVERY

AS AN EXCUSE TO SIT ON THEIR

ASSES. HEALTH IS A CHOICE.

>> UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE CHOOSES

TO STEAL YOUR KIDNEY.

>> HEY, WHAT DID I SAY

ABOUT PITY PARTIES?

NO TIME. NOT INTERESTED.

>> OH. YOU ARE SO GOOD FOR ME.

ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST FACE

YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?

I MEAN, DON'T YOU JUST WANT

TO EAT THIS FACE RIGHT UP?

MMM! MWAH MWAH MWAH!

>> WELL, DON'T--DON'T PUSH TOO

HARD. I KNOW PLENTY OF WEEKEND

WARRIORS WHO THINK THEY'RE 20

AND END UP WITH CORONARIES.

>> DR. McNAMARA--

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU CALL HIM

SEAN. YOU ARE FAMILY. ISN'T SHE,

SEAN?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> SEAN, DON'T GIVE HER EXCUSES

TO COP OUT ON HERSELF IF YOU

REALLY LOVE HER. I MEAN, SEE HER

FOR WHO SHE IS, BUT, YOU KNOW,

SUPPORT HER IN BECOMING THE BEST

SHE CAN BE.

>> SEAN? I NEED TO SEE YOU RIGHT

AWAY.

>> CHRISTIAN? CHRISTIAN! DID YOU

MEET MY GIRLFRIEND POPPY?

>> LATER, LIZ. GIVE ME SOMETHING

TO LIVE FOR.

LAST THING I REMEMBER IS

LOCKING EYES WITH THAT BITCH,

THEN NOTHING.

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M WAKING UP

WITH A MASSIVE MIGRAINE AND

PUKING MY GUTS OUT.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D

GET A HOOKER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> I WAS UPSET ABOUT MICHELLE.

>> RIGHT. GOT TO HAVE IT,

JUST AS LONG AS I CAN'T GET IT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO A BAR

AND PICK SOMEONE UP, LIKE YOU

USUALLY DO? I'M SURE THERE'S

ANOTHER MOTHER-DAUGHTER TEAM OUT

THERE SOMEWHERE.

>> NICE.

>> AT LEAST AT A BAR, WHAT YOU

SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

>> OH, YEAH. NO RISK THERE.

JUST ASK LIZZIE.

>> HOW DID YOU FIND THIS MADAM,

ANYWAY? THE INTERNET?

[SIGHS]

>> I MET HER THROUGH MICHELLE.

MICHELLE WAS ONE OF HER GIRLS.

>> [SCOFFS]

WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER

SHE WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?

>> IT'S HOW SHE WENT TO

MEDICAL SCHOOL.

>> WE SOLD OUR BUSINESS

TO A HOOKER?

>> IT'S IN THE PAST, SEAN.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING SHE'S PROUD

OF, AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING

SHE WANTS ADVERTISED. LOOK,

SHE'S IN MY BLOOD, SEAN. THAT'S

WHY THE BITCH IS TRYING TO

DESTROY ME. SHE'S IN HER BLOOD,

TOO.

[SIGHS]

>> YOU WERE RIGHT.

SHE DRUGGED YOU. TRIAZOLIN.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> THE GUYS FROM BIOHAZARD ARE

HERE.

>> TELL THEM MOST OF IT'S

OUT BACK. THERE'S SOME IN

THE BASEMENT.

>> I THOUGHT THEY COLLECTED AT

THE END OF THE WEEK.

>> THEY'VE BEEN ON STRIKE...

OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED

OUR DUMPSTERS OVERFLOWING

WITH MEDICAL WASTE? WE COULD

POLLUTE A SMALL RESERVOIR

WITH ALL THE TISSUE AND FAT

THAT'S BEEN PILING UP OUT THERE.

SO, YOU WANT TO REPORT THIS

TO THE POLICE OR WHAT?

>> NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I JUST WANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT

MYSELF QUIETLY AND THEN JUST

LET IT GO.

[GROANS]

[INDISTINCT TALKING]

>> DR. McNAMARA...CAN I SPEAK

TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

>> A LEG-LENGTHENING PROCEDURE'S

NOT SOMETHING I RECOMMEND,

MARLO. IT'S INCREDIBLY PAINFUL,

RISKY, AND COST-PROHIBITIVE.

>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT I STILL

APPRECIATE YOU WALKING ME

THROUGH IT, SO TO SPEAK.

>> I HAVE TO ASK, WHY?

YOUR STANCE ON CONNOR'S

OPERATION WAS PRETTY CLEAR.

>> A WOMAN THAT I'M INVOLVED

WITH...SHE'S HAVING SOME

DIFFICULTY DEALING WITH

THE HEIGHT DISPARITY BETWEEN US.

>> WELL, IF SHE NEEDS YOU TO PUT

YOURSELF THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE

THIS, I STRONGLY SUGGEST SHE'S

NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO SPEND

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH.

>> IN THEORY, I AGREE WITH YOU.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S INSANE.

BUT SO IS LOVE, YOU KNOW?

>> MM-HMM.

LET'S START BY BREAKING THE

TIBIA AND FIBULA BONES OF BOTH

YOUR LEGS.

[HUMMING]

>> WE'D ATTACH AN EXTERNAL

FIXATOR DEVICE TO EACH HALF OF

EACH SEVERED BONE USING 12-INCH

PINS THAT WOULD INSERT THROUGH

SMALL HOLES DRILLED THROUGH

YOUR SKIN.

ONCE THE SURGERY'S COMPLETED,

A SMALL SCREW IS TURNED,

STRETCHING THE FIXATOR DEVICE TO

INCREASE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN

BOTH HALVES OF EACH BONE.

THE PAIN IS CONSIDERABLE, SINCE

ANTI-INFLAMMATORY DRUGS SLOW

BONE GROWTH AND ARE ONLY

PRESCRIBED IN EMERGENCIES.

THE SCREWS ARE TURNED 4 TIMES

A DAY TO ALLOW NEW BONE GROWTH

TO OCCUR IN THE SPACE BETWEEN,

ROUGHLY AROUND ONE MILLIMETER

PER DAY.

>> HOW MANY INCHES OF GROWTH

CAN I EXPECT?

>> 3 TO 6, SOMETIMES LESS, BUT

RARELY MORE.

>> 6 INCHES TALLER?

>> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> 2 FOR 9 SONS, PLEASE.

THANK YOU. YOU HAVE

A GREAT EVENING. AFTER YOU.

LET'S DO IT.

>> * DON'T GO CHANGING

TO TRY TO PLEASE ME

YOU'VE NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE

MMM...

DON'T IMAGINE...*

>> GREAT. THAT'S A START.

>> DAMN. I'M GONNA MISS THOSE

BAGS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO THROW

OUT A WHOLE REPERTOIRE OF

LUGGAGE INSULTS.

>> HMM. FIRST TIME I WOKE UP

NEXT TO HER I THOUGHT I WAS

SLEEPING WITH ROCKY RACCOON.

[LAUGHS] ONLY PUFFIER, THIS ONE.

IMAGINE ROLLING OVER AND SEEING

THAT EVERY MORNING.

[SUCTION HOSE RATTLES]

>> WELL--

[ESCAPING AIR]

I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT.

>> COME ON, SEAN. THE WHOLE IDEA

WAS TO GET RID OF CELLULITE

CITY, NOT JUST RAZE A COUPLE OF

BUILDINGS. AND WHILE SHE'S

UNDER, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A LOOK

AT THESE FAT ASS ARMS OVER

HERE. COUPLE OF FLAPS OF THESE

PUPPIES AND SHE'S LIABLE TO TAKE

OFF.

>> WE USUALLY LIKE TO STICK WITH

WHAT THE PATIENT'S REQUESTED.

>> GUYS, SHE'S NOT IN HERE FOR

HER HEALTH. COME ON. THIS IS

EXACTLY WHAT SHE'D WANT.

>> RIGHT. WHAT SHE WANTS.

>> LISTEN, I'M NOT HAVING HER

COME DOWN TO THE KEY WITH ME

LOOKING LIKE A TELETUBBY,

ALL RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE

MICHELANGELO AND THE DAVID.

WE'RE JUST WHITTLING AWAY

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T THE TRUE

LIZ.

>> I THINK WE'RE DONE WHITTLING

AWAY FOR TODAY. AND IF SHE WANTS

ANYTHING ELSE DONE, IT'S NOT

LIKE SHE HAS TO MAKE A SPECIAL

TRIP. I GOT A LUNCH DATE.

LATER.

>> I THINK CHRISTIAN'S RIGHT.

WE DID WHAT LIZ ASKED FOR.

IF SHE NEEDS ADDITIONAL WORK,

SHE CERTAINLY KNOWS WHERE TO

FIND US.

>> * I JUST WANT SOMEONE

THAT I CAN TALK TO *

>> I CAN NEVER FIGURE OUT WHAT

COMES FIRST WITH GUYS--

THE DEFLATED EGO OR THE SMALL

PENIS.

>> [SPEAKING FRENCH LANGUAGE]

[CAR ALARM BEEPS]

>> AAH! AAH!

[GASPS]

[SPUTTERS]

[COUGHS]

[GASPS]

[COUGHING]

>> BON JOUR, JAMES.

I HAD SO MUCH FUN THE OTHER

NIGHT, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD

DO IT AGAIN. CARE FOR SOME

LUNCH?

>> I'M GONNA BE SICK.

>> YEAH, IT MUST BE GOING

AROUND. I WAS PUKING MY GUTS OUT

THIS MORNING. MIGHT'VE BEEN

SOMETHING I DRANK. WHEN I

FINALLY WOKE UP, I THOUGHT I'D

BEEN ROBBED, BUT EVERYTHING WAS

THERE. BUT THEN I NOTICED

SOMETHING IN THE AIR, AND I...

RECOGNIZED THE SCENT.

FLEUR DE FRENCH COOCH.

>> YOU'RE DISGUSTING! THAT CAR

IS WORTH MORE THAN A HUNDRED

THOUSAND DOLLARS.

>> A WOMAN WHO WON THE LOTTERY

PAID ME 4 TIMES THAT MUCH TO

RIDE MY DICK, WHICH MEANS,

SWEETHEART, YOU OWE ME

THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND BUCKS.

>> WH--WAIT.

I HAVE A GIRL WHO WAS OFFERED

A COMPARABLE AMOUNT BY

AN APPALLINGLY RICH SAUDI.

PERHAPS IF I SEND HER TO YOU,

WE MIGHT CALL THIS EVEN.

>> WHY THE SUDDEN TURN AROUND,

JAMES? SCARED OF A LITTLE

MEDICAL WASTE? AFRAID YOUR

LIVING ROOM MIGHT END UP LIKE

YOUR MERCEDES?

>> IT'S INSANE FOR US BOTH TO

FIGHT OVER A PRIZE NEITHER OF US

CAN WIN.

IT'S A PEACE OFFERING.

>> PEACE OFFERING?

>> YES.

>> SHE BETTER BE ONE HELL OF

A PIECE.

>> AM I BEAUTIFUL?

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO.

>> [CHUCKLES] WHERE'S POPPY?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE THINKS.

>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, LIZ.

CHANGING YOUR ATTITUDE,

REALIZING THAT YOU DESERVE

SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU'RE...

SO LOVABLE AND GREAT.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

DID YOU NICK A VEIN OR

SOMETHING?

>> NO, NO, NO. JUST...YOU

DECIDED TO FIND YOURSELF

A GIRLFRIEND AND POOF! POPPY

APPEARED.

>> YOU HATE HER.

>> NO, I DON'T! I MEAN, WHO?

POPPY?

>> DID SHE SAY SOMETHING?

>> NO. I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE BEEN

A LITTLE ON THE CRITICAL SIDE--

>> OF WHO? OF ME?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT SHE WANTS

ME TO BE THE BEST ME I CAN BE.

I MEAN, WHAT DID SHE SAY? THAT

SHE WAS STUCK WITH A BIG, OLD

FAT PIG?

>> NO.

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY

MOUTH.

>> WELL, SOMEONE BETTER BECAUSE

THE ONES YOU'RE NOT SAYING SUCK.

THAT WOMAN LOVES ME, SEAN.

>> OF COURSE SHE DOES. YOU ARE

VERY LOVABLE. NOW LOOK, IT'S

JUST ME. IT'S--IT'S ME. I THINK

I'M BEING OVERPROTECTIVE. SHE

WAS A LITTLE PUSHY IN THE O.R.

AND I OVERREACTED.

HEY.

I AM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. AND

IF POPPY IS THE GIRL FOR YOU,

THEN SHE'S FAMILY.

>> HOW'S MY BABY DOING?

>> GREAT. JUST PERFECT.

>> [QUIETLY] HON...

>> I'LL, UH...GIVE YOU TWO SOME

PRIVACY.

AND NO MONKEY BUSINESS TILL

SHE'S OUT OF RECOVERY.

>> [LIZ CHUCKLES]

>> HE'S OK. LITTLE ON THE

CONSERVATIVE SIDE FOR A SURGEON,

BUT, YOU KNOW, MUCH LESS OF

A PIG THAN THAT OTHER ONE.

>> WHY? WHAT DID HE DO?

>> IT'S MORE REALLY ABOUT WHAT

HE DIDN'T DO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'LL JUST GO

BACK IN IN ANOTHER MONTH AND

WE'LL DO SOME MORE, RIGHT?

THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, SO.

HEY, PUSH OVER. YOU OK?

>> YEAH.

>> HEY.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RINGS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> THAT WOMAN IN THE WAITING

ROOM--

>> PRETTY, ISN'T SHE? A LITTLE

GIFT FROM OUR GOOD FRIEND JAMES.

SINCE I COULDN'T GET WHAT I

WANTED, SHE THOUGHT SHE'D HELP

COMPENSATE FOR MY LOSS.

>> CHRISTIAN, DON'T DO THIS.

DON'T ACCEPT FAVORS FROM JAMES.

SHE'S NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

>> AND YOUR HUSBAND IS?

[SCOFFS]

[CLOSES DRAWER]

>> BUT WHAT THE HELL.

YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE. NOW I'M

MAKING MINE.

>> DO YOU THINK I CHOSE TO

STAY WITH BURT TO HURT YOU?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

MY LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE?

I'M 30 YEARS OLD. I SLEEP NEXT

TO MAN WHO I HAVE TO FEED AND

CLEAN--

>> JUST HOW MUCH MONEY COULD HE

BE LEAVING YOU MRS. LANDAU?

A BILLION? BECAUSE AFTER

EVERYTHING THAT HE'S PUT YOU

THROUGH, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY

OWE THAT OLD BASTARD A SINGLE

THING. YOU WANNA SACRIFICE

YOURSELF FOR SOME FALSE SENSE

OF WIFELY OBLIGATION. GO AHEAD.

YOU'LL DIE A RICH MARTYR.

>> CHRISTIAN, PLEASE.

>> BUT...I AM WAY PAST SCREENING

FOR SAINTHOOD, SWEETHEART.

GOD GAVE ME A DICK, AND I INTEND

TO GLORIFY HIM BY PLAYING THAT

ORGAN AS INTENSELY AND AS OFTEN

AS POSSIBLE.

[KISSING]

>> LET'S GO.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

>> HEY.

>> HEY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

COME IN.

>> OH, I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE

CONNOR.

>> [WHISPERING] OH. I THINK HE'S

FINALLY OUT.

[NORMAL VOICE] WE'LL SEE HOW

LONG THAT LASTS. [LAUGHS]

>> YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY

SCARED OF THIS THING. [CHUCKLES]

MAYBE WE SHOULD PAINT OVER IT.

PUT SOMETHING LESS WEIRD IN ITS

PLACE.

>> MARLO THINKS IT'S ACTUALLY

QUITE GOOD FOR HIM.

>> MARLO IS A CAPABLE

NIGHT-NURSE, JULIA, WHO

CERTAINLY TALKS A GOOD GAME, BUT

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,

HE'S KIND OF FULL OF SHIT.

>> [SIGHS] WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

>> GUESS WHO CAME INTO MY OFFICE

TO DISCUSS A LEG-LENGTHENING

PROCEDURE?

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY WOULD

HE--

>> APPARENTLY HE'S IN LOVE WITH

SOMEONE WHO'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH

HIM BEING SHORT. SO MUCH FOR ALL

THAT SELF-ACCEPTANCE CRAP.

>> OH, IT MUST BE THAT DANCER

WITH THE MIAMI BALLET HE TOLD ME

ABOUT.

>> MM-HMM. TALK ABOUT HYPOCRISY,

HUH? I TOLD HIM, IT'S AN

INCREDIBLY PAINFUL PROCEDURE.

GONNA HAVE TO CUT THE BONES, PUT

A BRACE ON, TURN A SCREW TO

FORCE THE BONES APART.

>> ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DID TO

CONNOR?

>> IT'S NOT THE SAME, JULIA.

A BABY'S BONES AREN'T COMPLETELY

FORMED. THE WHOLE RECOVERY

PROCESS IS MUCH EASIER.

[CONNOR CRIES]

>> I'LL GET HIM.

[CRYING CONTINUES]

>> OH, HEY. THAT'S OK. THAT'S

OK. COULD YOU GET ME A PACIFIER?

TRY TO DISTRACT HIM.

>> JUST ROCK HIM AND MAYBE HE'LL

FALL ASLEEP.

>> I CAN'T. I NEED TO TURN THE

SCREW.

>> [SIGHS] I HAVE TO GET SOME

AIR, TAKE A WALK OR SOMETHING.

I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN'T

WATCH YOU DO THIS.

[CONNOR CRIES]

>> OK.

[CRYING STOPS]

>> IT'S OK. IT'S OK.

[CONNOR CRIES]

[JAZZ FUSION MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> CAN I COME IN?

>> UH, IT'S NOT EXACTLY

HIERONYMUS BOSCH. I, UH, JUST

CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE COLORS

QUITE RIGHT.

>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE

PROCEDURE DONE. THE

LEG-LENGTHENING. NOT FOR ME.

>> I AM NOT JUST DOING IT FOR

YOU. I'M DOING IT FOR US.

>> THERE IS NO "US," MARLO. I AM

MARRIED. I'VE TOLD YOU.

>> I-I KNOW.

BUT YOU MAY NOT BE FOREVER.

LOOK, JULIA, I HAVE NEVER

THOUGHT ABOUT DOING

SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. IT'S

JUST THAT EVERY OTHER WAY, WE'RE

A PERFECT FIT. AND I JUST DON'T

WANT THE PHYSICAL DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN US TO STAND IN THE WAY.

>> HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK

THAT? WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN

ME AND SEAN, THERE'S NOT ONE

THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT

YOU. NOT ONE.

>> MARLO...

>> I KNOW. YOU HAVE TO GO HOME.

[CLOCK TICKING]

>> MRS. LANDAU? OH, I'M SORRY,

DEAR. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE

YOU.

>> OH. I'M JUST A LITTLE ON

EDGE. IT'S--IT'S BEEN

A DIFFICULT DAY.

>> FOR MR. LANDAU, TOO, I'M

AFRAID. I GAVE HIM HIS HEPARIN

OVER AN HOUR AGO, AND HIS BLOOD

PRESSURE IS STILL 180 OVER 90.

I'D BE HAPPY TO STAY THE NIGHT--

>> NO. THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU,

FRANCES, BUT I CAN HANDLE IT.

>> BUT IF HE HAS ANYMORE TROUBLE

BREATHING OR HE COMPLAINS OF

CHEST PAINS--

>> I SAID I CAN HANDLE IT.

NOW, GO AND ENJOY YOUR EVENING.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

>> DARLIN', IS THAT YOU?

>> YES, BURT. I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

>> MMM. MMM.

MMM.

>> I'LL NEED TO GET TO USE THOSE

IN THE MORNING ON A RHINOPLASTY.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> [LABORED BREATHING]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, GOD. I FEEL LIKE SHIT.

MY HEART'S RACING A MILE

A MINUTE.

>> I'LL, UH--I'LL GET YOU YOUR

BETA BLOCKER. NOW WHERE DID

FRANCES PUT THEM?

>> [GRUNTS]

>> I'LL--I'LL GO LOOK FOR THEM.

>> NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. COME

BACK HERE. COME ON. PLEASE.

COME OVER. SIT BY ME. COME ON.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

THAT'S RIGHT. KEEP ME COMPANY.

IT'S THE BEST MEDICINE THERE IS.

COME ON A LITTLE CLOSER. MM-HMM.

MAN. NOW SHOW ME.

COME ON, HONEY. LET ME NUZZLE

'EM A LITTLE BIT.

>> I DON'T REALLY THINK YOU

SHOULD EXCITE YOURSELF RIGHT

NOW, BURT.

>> OH, SHIT, YOU'RE PROBABLY

RIGHT. LET THIS BE A LESSON.

NEVER BUY A USED CAR. ONCE YOU

DRIVE IT OFF THE LOT, ONE DAMN

THING AFTER ANOTHER STARTS TO

FALL APART. IT'S BEEN A SWEET

RIDE THOUGH, HADN'T IT?

>> SWEET?

>> MM-HMM.

>> NO, BURT, IT HASN'T.

IT STOPPED BEING "SWEET" THE DAY

YOU FORCED ME TO MAKE LOVE TO

ANOTHER MAN IN FRONT OF YOU.

WHATEVER LOVE I HAD FOR YOU DIED

THAT DAY. YOU DON'T DO THAT TO

SOMEONE YOU LOVE. YOU DO THAT TO

SOME THING YOU OWN.

>> MARRIAGE IS A CONTRACT,

DARLIN'. WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS

AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE.

>> YOU KNEW I LOVED CHRISTIAN!

AND ALL YOUR MONEY AND POWER

COULDN'T CHANGE THAT.

>> WELL, YOU'RE HERE AREN'T YA?

IF IT WASN'T THE MONEY AND

POWER, WHY'D YOU STAY?

>> I STAYED BECAUSE I PITIED

YOU.

>> GET MY...[SPUTTERS]

GET MY PILLS. THE LITTLE WHITE

ONES. COME ON. PLEASE. WHERE ARE

THEY?

>> THEY'RE IN THE LIVING ROOM.

>> [FAINTLY] HEL--HELP ME.

I'LL GET 'EM MYSELF.

[MONITOR ALARM BEEPING]

>> UHH!

[MONITOR ALARM BEEPING]

>> AAH...

>> [BURT GRUNTS]

OH. UHH...

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

>> OH, EASY, BABY. BETTER

HOLD THAT THOUGHT. UNLESS YOU'RE

INTO GOLDEN SHOWERS.

>> [CHUCKLING] MM-MMM.

>> YEAH.

>> MMM. MM-MMM.

>> [CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

[BANG]

>> OK. NOW. WHERE WERE WE?

[SIGHS]

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.

>> MMM. [CHUCKLES]

TV Announcer: AND LEAVING

HOUSTON AT THE ENDS, ON THE

OFFENSE--

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SWITCHES TV OFF]

>> JULES?

THAT WAS A LONG WALK.

>> I, UH...SAT BY THE OCEAN AND

LOOKED AT THE WAVES. I THINK IT

HELPED.

>> BY YOURSELF, AT NIGHT?

>> [SIGHS] I DON'T WANT TO LIE

TO YOU, SEAN. I WAS AT MARLO'S.

>> MARLO? WHAT FOR?

>> HE'S MY FRIEND. I WANTED

SOMEONE TO TALK TO. PROCESS

THINGS. I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER

AND GO TO BED.

>> WHAT THINGS?

HIS LEG-LENGTHENING PROCEDURE?

>> YES.

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