Original subtitles

>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK--

>> [MOANING]

>> I DON´T THINK IT WOULD BE

APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO WORK

FOR US, MONICA.

>> THE THING IS, SEAN, SOME MEN

CAN´T HANDLE TEMPTATION...

>> MARRY ME AGAIN, JULIA.

>> SEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> SOME MEN CAN.

>> BURT CAN´T FIND OUT

ABOUT THIS.

>> HE WON´T.

>> CHRISTIAN, HAVE YOU EVER

CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY

THAT YOU´RE IN LOVE WITH

YOUR PARTNER.

AH.

>> [SIGHS]

GREAT SPOT, HUH?

>> I FEEL A LITTLE EXPOSED

OUT HERE. DON´T YOU?

>> WE´RE MILES FROM HOME,

SEAN, NOBODY KNOWS WHO WE ARE,

AND NOBODY´S GONNA JUDGE.

IT´S SAFE, I PROMISE.

GREAT. NOW LET´S GO FIND

OURSELVES A CHAISE.

>> [SINGING IN FRENCH]

>> ♫ PEOPLE SAY I´M GAY ♫

>> ♫ DO IT ♫

>> ♫ I JUST SAY NO WAY ♫

>> ♫ DO IT ♫

>> ♫ PEOPLE SAY I´M GAY ♫

>> ♫ DO IT ♫

>> ♫ I JUST SAY NO WAY ♫

>> HMM. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

WE´VE GOT THE SUN. WE GOT

THE POOL. WE GOT EACH OTHER.

>> IT´S SO HOT.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE LOOK

LIKE THEIR COVERED IN CRISCO?

DON´T THEY KNOW THEY´RE

ALL GONNA GET SKIN CANCER--

>> SHH, SHH, SHH. SHH...SHH...

I KNOW IT´S HARD, SEAN.

STUDIES SHOW THAT COMING OUT

LATE IN LIFE IS THE

PSYCHOLOGICAL EQUIVALENT

OF DEALING WITH DEATH.

THAT´S WHY I´M HERE

TO HELP YOU ADJUST.

>> ♫ PEOPLE SAY I´M QUEER

OH, NO WAY, MY DEAR ♫

>> AND WE´RE GONNA START

BY WAXING THIS CHEST HAIR OFF.

NO WONDER YOU´RE BROILING.

IT´S LIKE YOU´RE WEARING

A SWEATER.

>> I LIKE MY HAIR, CHRISTIAN.

I LIKE BATHING SUITS THAT

COME DOWN TO MY KNEES.

THIS LIFESTYLE ISN´T FOR ME.

I´M SORRY.

>> HEY, GORGEOUS.

YOU WANNA PLAY?

>> SEAN?

SEAN?

HONEY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IN THE CLOSET?

>> I HAVE A FAMILY, CHRISTIAN.

I CAN´T DO THIS ANYMORE.

>> WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST COME

OUT SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT?

[SIGHS]

FINE. IF YOU WON´T COME OUT,

I´M COMING IN.

[MONITORS BEEPING]

>> I THINK WE CAN SAVE HIM.

HAND ME THE BOWL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> DEFINITELY MORE GAY.

[BEEPING FASTER]

>> SHIT.

WE´RE LOSING HIM.

[MONITOR FLATLINES]

>> STAND BACK.

[PADDLES CHARGING]

CLEAR!

>> HE NEEDS CPR, CHRISTIAN.

THE KISS OF LIFE.

[GASPS]

[PANTING]

>> ANOTHER BAD DREAM.

>> YEAH...

>> REAL CHANGE TAKES TIME.

AS LONG AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER,

RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

[OCEAN SOUNDS]

>> ♫ AHH ♫

♫ MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIFE ♫

>> SATURDAY NIGHT, YES.

6:00? MY WIFE AND I ARE

CELEBRATING OUR SECOND

HONEYMOON. GREAT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE´RE SET.

I GOT US A SUITE AT THE FOUR

SEASONS, WITH DINNER, AND

AN IN-ROOM COUPLES MASSAGE.

>> MMM...

>> BETTER THAN THE FIRST

HONEYMOON WE SPENT

AT MY PARENTS´ HOUSE, HUH?

>> OH, I REMEMBER HAVING FUN.

>> HMM. I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT

OUR FACES IN A PILLOW EVERY TIME

WE HAD SEX SO WE WOULDN´T

MAKE NOISE.

>> HA HA HA!

THIS TIME YOU AND I CAN

MAKE ALL THE NOISE WE WANT.

>> [SIGHS] YOU DON´T THINK WE´RE

BEING BAD PARENTS, DO YOU,

LEAVING CONNOR FOR AN OVERNIGHT

SO SOON? I MEAN, WE DIDN´T

LEAVE MATT AND ANNIE TILL

THEY WERE, WHAT, 2?

>> IT´S JUST ONE NIGHT,

AND WE´VE GOT GREAT HELP,

REMEMBER?

>> JULIA, DO YOU HAVE ANY

PEPTO-BISMOL? LIKE IMMEDIATELY.

>> FOR CONNOR?

>> NO, NO, NO, HE´S FINE.

IT´S FOR ME. I THINK IT

WAS THE SUSHI I HAD LAST NIGHT.

BAD UNAGI.

>> DID YOU THROW UP?

>> NO, THAT´S NOT EXACTLY WHERE

IT´S COMING OUT OF RIGHT NOW.

>> I CAN WRITE YOU A SCRIP

FOR COMPAZINE IF YOU WANT.

>> NO, I´M SURE I´LL BE FINE.

[STOMACH GURGLES]

>> [SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I HOPE IT´S NOTHING SERIOUS.

[ MACHO MAN BY THE VILLAGE

PEOPLE PLAYING]

>> FIRST DAY BACK.

HOW YOU FEELIN´?

>> PAIN´S STILL THERE,

PLUS I HAVE TO TINKLE EVERY

10 MINUTES. OTHER THAN THAT,

I FEEL I´M GOING TO DIE

AT AN EARLY AGE.

>> YOU WAIT. THE ONE KIDNEY

WILL PICK UP ALL THE SLACK.

IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, YOU´LL

GO RIGHT BACK TO NORMAL.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> ♫ EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE

A MACHO, MACHO MAN... ♫

>> IS THAT THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

>> I THOUGHT YOU´D RECOGNIZE IT.

I´VE BEEN REPLACING ALL MY OLD

COLLEGE RECORDS WITH CDs LATELY.

I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN THESE

GUYS WERE.

>> YOU´RE NOT IN COLLEGE

ANYMORE, SEAN. AND THIS IS

MY OPERATING ROOM, TOO. I NEED

MUSIC THAT I CAN WORK WITH.

>> I HEAR THAT EXTENDS TO

WHO YOU CAN WORK WITH AS WELL.

I UNDERSTAND YOU BROUGHT

MICHELLE IN HERE THE OTHER DAY

TO ASSIST IN A SURGERY?

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?

>> ♫ I´VE GOT TO BE

A MACHO MAN ♫

>> WE ALL THOUGH IT.

HE CAN SAY IT.

>> SHE WANTED TO OBSERVE.

SHE´S BEEN THROUGH MEDICAL

SCHOOL, SPENT SOME TIME

IN THE O.R. THE PATIENT

WAS NEVER IN ANY DANGER.

>> BUT WE ARE NOW BECAUSE

YOU CAN´T KEEP YOUR DICK

IN YOUR PANTS. I KNOW

YOU´RE SLEEPING WITH HER,

AND IT HAS TO STOP, CHRISTIAN.

>> WHEN YOU CAME TO ME WITH

THE STORY ABOUT THE NAUGHTY

LITTLE NANNY THAT YOU BANGED,

DID I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO?

>> THAT WAS JUST BETWEEN US.

>> IF I´M SUPPORTIVE OF YOUR

AFFAIR, SEAN, YOU CAN´T HAVE

A SAY IN MINE.

>> WELL, IF SCREWING THE BOSS

MEANS THAT WE CAN ALL GET FIRED,

YOU´RE DAMN RIGHT I HAVE A SAY.

>> I HAPPEN TO HAVE VERY

STRONG FEELINGS FOR MICHELLE.

>> YOU MIGHT WANT

TO KEEP THOSE TO YOURSELF.

>> WHY? YOU GOT A PROBLEM

WITH IT NOW, TOO?

>> NO, I DON´T.

BUT HE MIGHT.

>> ♫ HE´S A SPECIAL PERSON

IN ANYBODY´S LAND

HEY, HEY, HEY HEY HEY ♫

>> I´M IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY,

BURT, SO WHATEVER

THIS IS ABOUT--

>> BELIEVE ME, IT CAN WAIT.

>> WHY ARE YOU WEARING A COAT?

YOU DON´T HAVE A GUN

UNDER THERE, DO YOU?

>> YES, AND IT´S LOADED.

>> IS THAT...WHAT IS THAT?

>> IT´S A PENIS PUMP.

I ORDERED IT ONLINE TO HELP ME

GET IT UP. IT CAME THIS MORNING,

I PUT IT ON, AND LOOK.

>> CONGRATULATIONS. WORKS.

>> NO SHIT. I WOULDN´T BE

HERE IF IT DIDN´T. THE PROBLEM

IS, IT WON´T COME OFF.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

>> WELL, YOU´RE MY DOCTOR.

WHY DO THINK I´M HERE?

GET IT OFF ME.

>> I DON´T THINK YOU NEED

A DOCTOR, BURT. JUST PULL.

>> DON´T YOU THINK I TRIED THAT?

MY GODDAMN ARTHRITIS WON´T

EVEN LET ME GET A GRIP ON IT.

>> TAKE A SEAT.

>> OH, JESUS.

>> THE BLOOD´S PROBABLY STAGNANT

SO IT CAN´T RECIRCULATE.

YOU´RE LUCKY YOU DIDN´T

BURST A BLOOD VESSEL.

WHY DIDN´T YOU ASK YOUR WIFE

TO HELP?

>> LET HER SEE ME LIKE THIS?

HELL, IT´S BAD ENOUGH

HAVING FAKE GONADS.

NOW I GOTTA TELL HER

I NEED A BICYCLE PUMP

TO GET IT ON.

>> PUT THIS ON YOUR GONADS.

TAKE 2 OF THESE.

[SIGHS]

ICE WILL HELP THE SWELLING GO

DOWN, AND SUDAFED WILL THIN OUT

THE BLOOD. JUST TRY AND RELAX.

>> MY FIRST WIFE...[CHUCKLES]...

SHE WAS HOT AS A PISTOL. WE USED

TO HUMP LIKE RABBITS EVERY TIME

WE COULD GET A CHANCE.

MARRIED TO HER 20 YEARS,

AND THEN SHE GOT LEUKEMIA

AND PASSED ON, AND...

I NEVER THOUGHT I´D FIND

ANOTHER ONE LIKE HER...GOD...

AND THEN ALONG CAME MICHELLE.

WHAT A GIFT, HUH?

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,

ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLEASE HER,

NOT JUST MYSELF.

I NEVER FELT LIKE THAT BEFORE.

I THINK IT´S WORKING.

>> GOOD.

[SUCTION BREAKS]

>> [LAUGHING]

WELL, THAT´S DIFFERENT.

>> IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE

FOR THE ERECTION TO GO AWAY

COMPLETELY.

>> REALLY?

>> MM-HMM.

>> HOW LONG YOU THINK

IT COULD LAST?

>> I´M SURE YOUR WIFE IS BUSY.

>> TRUST ME, SHE WON´T MIND.

>> HONEY. HAVE I

GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.

>> HELLO, CHRISTIAN.

>> [SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

>> I HOPE THIS ISN´T A BAD TIME.

I WANTED TO COME BY

AND THANK YOU.

>> WELL, IT WAS GOOD FOR ME,

TOO, DOCTOR, BUT YOU COULD

HAVE JUST LEFT A MESSAGE

ON MY MACHINE.

>> WELL, THAT´S WHY I WANTED

TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. THE SEX

WAS NOT GOOD FOR ME AT ALL.

I´M A DIAGNOSED SEXUAL

COMPULSIVE. SEX WITH STRANGERS

HAS BEEN AN ISSUE EVER SINCE

MY COUSIN MOLESTED ME WHEN

I WAS 12. I´VE BEEN

IN THERAPY FOR YEARS.

I THOUGHT I HAD IT UNDER

CONTROL, BUT CLEARLY I DON´T.

>> AND NOW YOU WANT TO THANK

ME FOR HELPING YOU FALL OFF

THE WAGON.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU

FOR HELPING ME REALIZE I STILL

HAVE A PROBLEM. AND ACTUALLY,

I WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD

DO ME A FAVOR.

>> WOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE

A PROBLEM, DON´T YOU, DOCTOR?

WHO´S MARCO?

>> SOMEONE I HAD A RELATIONSHIP

WITH 5 YEARS AGO.

>> OH.

>> WE MET AFTER I ANSWERED

HIS WANT AD FOR A SUBMISSIVE.

HE GAVE ME THE TATTOO...

SO WHEN HE WATCHED ME HAVE SEX

WITH OTHER MEN, THEY´D KNOW

WHO I REALLY BELONGED TO.

>> MARCO WAS A ROMANTIC.

>> MARCO WAS THE LOW POINT

OF MY LIFE, I THINK. UNTIL

I HAD SEX WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE.

>> I DON´T REMEMBER SEEING

THAT WHEN I WAS HOLDING ON

BACK THERE.

>> I COVER IT EVERY DAY

WITH MAKEUP. I´VE HAD SO MUCH

SHAME SURROUNDING IT,

I HAVEN´T EVEN BEEN ABLE

TO BRING MYSELF TO SHOW IT

TO A DOCTOR SO THAT

I CAN HAVE IT TAKEN OFF.

>> AND YET HERE YOU ARE.

>> I SPEND MONTHS, SOMETIMES

YEARS, WITH PEOPLE TRYING

TO CHANGE THEIR BEHAVIOR

IN THERAPY.

GOD KNOWS I THOUGHT I´D CHANGED.

BUT THE TRUTH IS, NOTHING

EVER REALLY HAPPENS UNLESS

YOU TAKE ACTION IN YOUR LIFE,

AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU

WOULD HELP ME DO THAT.

>> HOW´S TOMORROW SOUND?

>> [SIGHS]

>> JULES?

I GOT CHINESE FOR DINNER.

>> DID YOU GET ENOUGH FOR 3?

SEAN, YOU REMEMBER MONICA.

>> HELLO, DR. McNAMARA.

>> HELLO, MONICA.

>> GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT

THIS MORNING.

MARLOW HAS A STOMACH VIRUS.

HE THREW UP ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

I TOOK HIM TO THE EMERGENCY

ROOM AND THE DOCTOR SAID THAT

HE CAN´T BE AROUND CONNOR

FOR A WEEK.

>> THAT´S TERRIBLE.

>> WHICH MEANT NO NANNY,

SO I CALLED MONICA TO SEE

IF SHE COULD REFER SOMEONE,

AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS

STILL IN TOWN AND SHE´D BE

HAPPY TO FILL IN.

>> REALLY?

>> I THOUGHT THIS WAY,

IF IT WORKS OUT, THEN WE DON´T

HAVE TO CANCEL THE HONEYMOON.

[CONNOR CRYING]

AH, HE JUST WOKE UP.

I´LL GET HIM. HI, SWEETIE.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

TRYING TO DO?

>> NOTHING.

SHE CALLED ME. SHE SOUNDED

SO DESPERATE, I WANTED TO HELP.

>> WELL, YOU´RE NOT GONNA

STAY IN THIS HOUSE

AND TAKE CARE OF MY SON.

>> WELL, IF I SAY NO NOW,

WOULDN´T SHE GET SUSPICIOUS?

>> HOW COULD YOU EVEN

SAY YES IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>> I NEEDED THE MONEY.

I HAVEN´T FOUND ANY WORK YET.

>> NO.

>> LOOK, DON´T WORRY.

I WILL BE COMPLETELY

PROFESSIONAL THIS WEEK.

OUR SECRET IS SAFE.

HAVEN´T YOU LEARNED YOU CAN

TRUST ME YET?

OHH! HE IS SO HANDSOME.

>> HE´S A LITTLE CRANKY

WHEN HE FIRST GETS UP.

>> CAN I HOLD HIM?

>> SURE.

>> HI THERE.

>> I THINK HE LIKES YOU.

WHAT A RELIEF I FOUND HER, HUH?

[ TATTOO YOU BY THE ROLLING

STONES PLAYING]

>> ♫ DO IT, DO IT,

DO IT, DO IT,

DON´T WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE ♫

>> ISN´T YOUR PARTNER GOING

TO JOIN US? I WAS HOPING

TO MEET HIM.

SEAN AND I DO A LOT MORE SOLO

SURGERIES THESE DAYS.

>> IS THAT A RECENT DECISION?

>> EVER SINCE OUR FIRST SESSION.

>> SO I TAKE IT YOU TOLD

SEAN ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

FOR HIM, THEN?

>> THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION

IS, NO, I DIDN´T TELL HIM

WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I´M

NOT GAY, SO IT´S NOT AN ISSUE.

>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU´RE

CONFLICTED ABOUT SOMETHING.

>> ♫ DON´T WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE ♫

>> [SCOFFS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT.

SEAN AND I WERE...LOVERS.

I SAID SOMETHING, HE FREAKED

OUT AND HID IN THE CLOSET.

I WENT IN AFTER HIM AND WOUND UP

IN SURGERY. THERE HE WAS

ON THE TABLE. NEXT THING I KNOW,

HE´S DEAD. BUT THEN I WAKE UP

AND HE´S IN BED NEXT TO ME.

IN THE DREAM, NOT IN REALITY.

>> JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE DREAMS

WHERE WE CAN FLY, DOESN´T MAKE

US SUPERMAN, CHRISTIAN.

>> THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON

IN THE DREAM. A WOMAN.

>> SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT,

PERHAPS?

>> YES.

>> AND YOU´VE BEEN INTIMATE

WITH THIS PERSON?

>> DEFINITELY. I REALLY

LIKE THIS PERSON,

BUT IT´S A RELATIONSHIP

I NEED TO...KEEP SECRET.

>> SEEMS LIKE YOUR DESIRE

TO BE WITH THIS WOMAN IS BEING

EXPRESSED THROUGH YOUR DREAM

ABOUT SEAN.

>> SO YOU´RE SAYING IF

I´M DREAMING ABOUT SPENDING MY

LIFE WITH SEAN, I REALLY WANT

TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH HER?

>> IF YOU REALLY WANT TO EASE

YOUR ANXIETY ABOUT ALL THIS,

YOU NEED TO CONFRONT THE WOMAN

YOU CARE ABOUT,

TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.

>> THERE YOU ARE.

I´VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

TO COME OUT OF SURGERY.

>> RAN A LITTLE LONGER

THAN I THOUGHT.

>> FEELS LIKE WE HAVEN´T

SEEN EACH OTHER IN DAYS.

WE NEED SOME TIME TOGETHER.

>> WELL, YOU´RE IN LUCK.

MY 10 A.M. CONSULT

JUST RESCHEDULED.

>> I KNOW. I´M THE ONE

WHO ASKED THEM TO COME LATER.

I...THOUGHT YOU COULD MAKE ME

COME...NOW, INSTEAD.

>> SORRY, I´M NOT INTERESTED

IN SLOPPY SECONDS ANYMORE.

>> BURT HASN´T BEEN ABLE TO

HAVE SEX WITH ME IN ALMOST

6 MONTHS, CHRISTIAN.

>> YESTERDAY IN YOUR OFFICE?

>> HE TRIED, BUT THINGS

WENT SOFT PRETTY FAST.

>> AND NOW YOU WANT ME

TO BE YOUR STAND-IN DICK.

>> YOU´RE NOT JUST A STAND-IN,

CHRISTIAN. YOU KNOW THAT.

>> NO, I´M LITERALLY SOMEONE

YOU NEED TO LOCK IN A ROOM

JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE AN ORGASM.

I CAN´T KEEP GIVING YOU JUST

A PART OF ME ANYMORE...

AND NOT ALL OF ME.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

>> I´M SAYING I KNOW YOU´RE

NEVER GONNA LEAVE BURT, AND IT´S

PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

IF HE DID FIND OUT ABOUT US,

WE´D LOSE THE PRACTICE,

I´D LOSE MY PARTNER,

WE´D LOSE EACH OTHER ANYWAY.

IT´S OVER.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT.

WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE...

STOPPED THIS A LONG TIME AGO.

I´M SORRY.

>> YOU´RE NOT SORRY.

YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED.

YOU´RE STILL MARRIED.

YOU´RE STILL RICH.

YOU STILL GOT TO SCREW THE

GOOD-LOOKING HOTSHOT SURGEON.

I´M SURE YOU´LL MOVE ON

TO SOMEONE ELSE NOW.

>> YOU THINK IT´S THAT EASY

FOR ME? THAT I HAD IT

ALL PLANNED OUT LIKE THIS?

I´M THE ONE WHO´S TRAPPED NOW,

NOT YOU.

>> NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE

TO RESCHEDULE A CLIENT,

CHECK WITH ME FIRST.

>> JUST A SEC.

OH. OH, MY GOD,

I´M SO GLAD YOU´RE HERE.

I WAS JUST THINKING

I COULD USE A DOCTOR.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> SOMETHING I´VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO DO--PIERCE MY BELLYBUTTON.

WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

>> NO, I REALLY SHOULDN´T STAY.

UH, I COULDN´T SAY ANYTHING

EARLIER ´CAUSE JULIA WAS THERE,

BUT AFTER HAVING TIME TO SLEEP

ON IT, I JUST DON´T THINK THAT--

WAIT--YOU´RE GONNA HURT

YOURSELF.

[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

YOU HAVE TO STERILIZE

THE AREA FIRST.

>> I GUESS YOU´VE DONE

THIS BEFORE.

>> NEEDLE.

THE KEY IS TO DO THIS AS FAST

AS POSSIBLE. DO YOU HAVE

THE RING?

>> YEP.

>> CLOSE YOUR EYES.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

I FINALLY GET TO WATCH YOU WORK.

[SIGHS]

I DIDN´T EVEN FEEL IT.

>> NEXT TIME, YOU WON´T

NEED MY HELP.

>> OH...

YOU´RE PAYING ME IN ADVANCE?

>> MORE LIKE A SEVERANCE.

>> YOU DON´T HAVE TO PAY ME OFF,

SEAN. I´M A BIG GIRL.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

>> I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID

ABOUT NOT FINDING WORK

AND NEEDING MONEY.

AND YOU´VE BEEN VERY KIND...

CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

I SHOULD GET GOING.

>> AH. IT´S AMAZING. THERE´S

NOT A TRACE OF IT ANYWHERE.

>> THINK OF ALL THE MONEY

YOU´LL SAVE ON MAKEUP.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU

FOR ALL YOUR HELP.

>> NO. THANK YOU.

I TOOK YOUR ADVICE THE OTHER

DAY. THE WOMAN IN MY DREAM--

CALLED IT OFF.

SHE WAS MARRIED, AND

THAT COMPLICATED MORE THAN

JUST MY PERSONAL LIFE.

SHE AND HER HUSBAND OWN OUR

BUSINESS.

>> THAT´S GREAT.

>> THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK

LIKE I JUST KILLED YOUR DOG?

>> I THOUGHT...

NEVER MIND WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> NO, NO, NO. YOU´RE

MY PATIENT NOW. TELL ME.

>> I THOUGHT THE WOMAN

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS ME.

SILLY, RIGHT? YEAH, I KNOW.

MY RADAR WAS OFF.

I OVERANALYZED.

BUT IT´S SOMETHING SHRINKS DO.

BUT THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING...

AND...GOOD LUCK.

[CONNOR CRYING]

>> JULES?

[CONNOR CRYING]

>> HONEY?

>> OH, IT´S OK, I GOT HIM.

[COOING]

[GIGGLING]

[SHUSHING]

JULIA WAS RIGHT.

HE GETS SO FUSSY WHEN

HE WAKES UP. I THINK

HE MIGHT BE TEETHING.

OH, IT´S OK. SHH--I GOT HIM.

>> WHERE IS JULIA?

>> SHE´S AT HER PILATES CLASS.

I GUESS SHE´S STILL TRYING

TO LOSE SOME OF THAT BABY

WEIGHT. NOT THAT SHE HAS

A STOMACH YOU´D WANT TO SEE

A BELLYBUTTON RING ON NOW.

>> GIVE ME MY SON.

>> HE JUST CALMED DOWN.

I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS HOME,

AND, UM, HE JUST KEPT

REACHING FOR IT,

AND I DIDN´T WANT HIM TO CRY.

I´M NOT THAT INSENSITIVE.

NO.

>> HAND ME MY SON AND LEAVE,

OR I´M CALLING THE POLICE.

>> AND I´LL HAVE TO TELL

THEM ABOUT THE AFFAIR,

JULIA WILL FIND OUT,

YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER,

THEN WHO DO YOU THINK IS

REALLY GOING TO SUFFER? CONNOR!

I´M THE ONLY ONE WHO´S DOING

WHAT´S BEST FOR YOUR BABY,

NOT YOU.

>> GET THE HELL OUT. NOW!

>> YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME,

SEAN, AND JULIA NEEDS

TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

>> YOU CAN QUIT IT WITH

THE SILENT TREATMENT, SEAN.

I GAVE MICHELLE THE BIG SPEECH.

IT´S OVER. WE´RE NOT GONNA

LOSE OUR JOBS.

>> SHE´S BREAST-FEEDING HIM.

>> JULIA? WHAT´S SO SPECIAL

ABOUT THAT?

>> MONICA. I CAME HOME YESTERDAY

AND CAUGHT HER WITH HER

BREAST IN MY SON´S MOUTH.

>> WHAT THE HELL´S SHE DOING

IN YOUR HOUSE ANYWAY?

I THOUGHT YOU FIRED HER.

>> AND JULIA REHIRED HER

TO WATCH CONNOR WHILE MARLOW´S

OUT SICK. I KICKED HER OUT,

NOW SHE´S THREATENING

TO TELL JULIA.

>> HUH.

[ZIPS, SIGHS]

LET HER.

SHE MIGHT AS WELL COP TO

THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION

WHILE SHE´S AT IT.

TELL JULIA ABOUT THE PSYCHOTIC

BREAST-FEEDING AND SHE WON´T

BELIEVE A WORD MONICA SAYS.

THAT GIRL IS CLEARLY A NUT JOB.

>> YOU REALIZE BETWEEN THE TWO

OF US, WE´VE ALMOST RUINED

A MARRIAGE AND A BUSINESS

BY SCREWING THE WRONG WOMEN

THIS MONTH?

WHAT THE HELL IS OUR PROBLEM?

>> SHE ONLY SAID IT

TO WORRY YOU, SEAN.

SHE´S NOT GONNA TELL JULIA.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

>> YOU THINK MY SHIT

DON´T STINK, SEAN?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN´ ABOUT?

>> MY SHIT.

IT DON´T STINK, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

THAT IF YOU THINK MONICA

AIN´T GONNA TELL YOUR WIFE

ABOUT YOU BANGIN´ HER.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT JULIA´S

REALLY GONNA DO WHEN SHE

FINDS OUT, RIGHT? YOU´RE

NEVER GONNA HAVE ANY PEACE

AS LONG AS THIS BITCH

IS IN THE PICTURE.

>> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

>> KILL HER.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> UH, BURT CALLED. SOMETHING

ABOUT NOT FEELING WELL.

HE SAID IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

>> YEAH, HE ASKED ME

TO COME HOME, TOO.

HE SAID HE WASN´T FEELING WELL.

>> IS THAT DR. TROY I HEAR?

>> COME INTO THE LIBRARY.

THERE´S SOMETHING

I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

A LITTLE TOKEN

OF MY APPRECIATION.

WELL, OPEN ´EM UP.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> WELL, I THOUGHT YOU

MIGHT WANT TO WEAR THEM

THE NEXT TIME YOU TWO HAVE SEX.

I SMELLED IT ON YOU, HONEY.

>> BURT...

I´M SO SORRY.

>> I GAVE YOU THE WORLD,

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME.

THE SAME GOES FOR YOU.

>> YOU SHOULD KNOW

IT´S OVER BETWEEN US.

>> OH. WELL...

WHAT IF I DON´T WANT IT TO BE?

I WISH I COULD BE THE LOVER

I WAS 30 YEARS AGO WITH YOU,

MICHELLE...BUT I CAN´T.

YOU KNOW, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

THING IN THE WORLD I´VE EVER

SEEN IS THAT GLOW YOU GET

AFTER YOU´VE HAD AN ORGASM,

AND I WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

AND YOU´RE THE ONE

THAT CAN GIVE IT TO HER NOW.

>> NO, BURT, I CAN´T.

I WON´T.

>> DON´T WORRY, HONEY, I´M GONNA

BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS.

I THINK IT´S ONLY FAIR

THAT I GET TO WATCH, DON´T YOU?

>> WATCH? WHAT MAKES YOU

THINK EITHER OF US WOULD

AGREE TO LET YOU DO THAT?

>> WELL, I THINK I´M BEING

VERY GENEROUS HERE.

>> I´M NOT INTERESTED

IN BEING YOUR HIRED STUD.

YOU WANT TO BE GENEROUS,

THEN LET HER GO.

>> CHRISTIAN--

>> NO, NO, NO, IT´S THE RIGHT

THING TO DO. YOU WANT HER

TO BE HAPPY, LET HER

BE WITH ME INSTEAD OF SOME

FREAK SHOW OF A MARRIAGE.

THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN SEX.

>> DO YOU LOVE HIM?

>> YES.

>> BURT, PLEASE. YOU´RE

MAKING THIS MORE DIFFICULT.

>> NO, IT´S YOU TWO THAT´S

MAKING IT DIFFICULT.

I´M JUST TRYING TO MAKE

THE MOST OF A SHITTY SITUATION.

>> MICHELLE HAS SUFFERED

ENOUGH. THERE´S NO NEED TO BE

SO CRUEL.

>> OH, CRUEL. YOU WANT CRUEL?

ALL RIGHT, FIRST I SELL

THE BUSINESS, AND THEN AFTER

I´VE SUED YOU FOR NEGLIGENCE,

YOU´LL BE LUCKY TO FIND A JOB

AS A VETERINARIAN IN SOME

SHITHOLE SOUTH AMERICAN VILLAGE.

AND WHEN I´M DONE DRAGGIN´

YOU OVER THE COALS IN A DIVORCE

COURT, YOU´LL GO BACK TO

YOUR GUTTER WHERE I FOUND YOU.

>> GO AHEAD. I´M NOT

GOING TO BE YOUR WHORE.

>> I SWEAR ON THESE FAKE BALLS

OF MINE THAT I WILL RUIN YOU

BOTH BEFORE I GIVE MY BLESSING

SO YOU CAN RUN AWAY

AND PLAY HAPPY EVER AFTER.

I´LL GIVE YOU 24 HOURS

AND YOU CAN GIVE ME AN ANSWER.

>> I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.

I...I CONFRONTED THEM.

I MADE THE OFFER.

>> AND?

>> AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT.

DID I REALLY DO THE RIGHT THING?

>> YOU DON´T KNOW IF THEY´RE

GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH

IT YET. BUT EVEN MAKING

THE OFFER, IT ALMOST KILLED ME.

>> BURT, YOU´VE BEEN THROUGH

A LOT THIS YEAR. THE CANCER,

LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO FUNCTION

AS A SEXUAL PERSON, DISCOVERING

THE AFFAIR. GETTING YOUR POWER

BACK IS WHAT THESE INTENSIVE

SESSIONS OVER THE PAST COUPLE

DAYS HAVE BEEN ABOUT.

I HOPE YOU´RE NOT LOSING FAITH.

I JUST DON´T WANT TO LOSE

MICHELLE.

>> THEN TRUST ME.

>> DO YOU ALWAYS REACH OUT

TO THE McNAMARA/TROY PATIENTS?

I MEAN, OFFER COUNSELING,

THAT SORT OF THING?

>> I´VE BEEN ON RETAINER

WITH THE COMPANY FOR THE PAST

2 YEARS. I CALL ALL THE PATIENTS

DURING THE RECUPERATION PHASE,

CHECK ON DEPRESSION LEVELS,

BODY-DYSMORPHIA ISSUES,

POST-SURGERY, THAT SORT

OF THING. OF COURSE,

BASED ON THE PERSONAL

COMPLICATIONS IN YOUR CASE,

I JUST WANT TO REITERATE

THAT I HOPE OUR SESSIONS

REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL.

>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE.

>> I DIDN´T THINK YOU´D

COME BY MY HOUSE AGAIN,

SO THIS TIME I CAME TO YOU.

>> LEAVE. I DON´T WANT YOU

NEAR ME.

>> BUT IT´S INFECTED NOW.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

>> YOUR NAVEL LOOKS FINE.

PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.

>> IT´S NOT MY NAVEL THAT´S

INFECTED, SEAN. IT´S MY NIPPLE.

EVERY TIME CONNOR LATCHES ONTO

ME, HE DOESN´T WANT TO LET GO

NOW. I WOULDN´T HAVE THIS

PROBLEM IF YOUR WIFE WAS GIVING

HIM ENOUGH ATTENTION.

>> I TOLD YOU THIS BITCH

WAS CRAZY, SEAN. DO YOU

REALLY THINK TELLING JULIA´S

GOING TO MAKE HER GO AWAY NOW?

>> SEAN? CAN YOU FIX IT?

>> I THINK IT´S TIME THAT YOU

GOT RID OF HER ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

>> LIE DOWN ON THE TABLE.

>> CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

IF WE WERE EVER TO HAVE A BABY,

WOULD YOU WANT ME TO BREAST-FEED

OR WOULD YOU WORRY THAT THEY´D

LOSE THEIR SHAPE WHEN I GOT

OLDER. OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,

I´M COMPLETELY OPEN TO HAVING

A BOOB JOB AFTER OUR KIDS ARE

BORN. IF THAT´S WHAT YOU´D WANT.

>> DO IT. SLIT HER THROAT.

>> NO.

>> OK, UH, CUT HER WRIST THEN.

LET HER BLEED OUT.

IT´LL LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE.

>> WHAT DO YOU NEED

A SCALPEL FOR?

>> SEAN--

THIS IS BETTER. PUT HER UNDER.

PUMP HER FULL OF TRANQUILLIZER,

THEN DUMP THE BODY

IN THE EVERGLADES.

YOU´VE DONE IT BEFORE.

>> I DON´T NEED SURGERY,

DO I, SEAN?

>> JUST TRY TO RELAX.

HAVEN´T WE--HAVEN´T YOU LEARNED

YOU CAN TRUST ME YET?

>> SEAN, DO IT.

DO IT AND GET YOUR MARRIAGE

BACK. YOUR FAMILY.

>> YOU DON´T NEED SURGERY,

MONICA.

YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP.

GET UP, GET DRESSED.

COME ON.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> I´M GOING TO CALL

A PSYCHIATRIST AND WE ARE

GOING TO GET YOU SOME REAL HELP.

YOU´RE DELUSIONAL,

AND I´M WORRIED YOU´RE

ENDANGERING MY FAMILY.

>> DELUSIONAL?

I´VE BEEN DOING MY JOB.

NO. YOU´RE THE ONE WHO

NEEDS HELP, SEAN. YOU--YOU

TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.

YOU TRIED TO TAKE AWAY MY JOB,

AND NOW YOU´RE KICKING ME OUT

OF YOUR OFFICE WHEN I´M CLEARLY

IN PAIN. MAYBE YOU´LL LEARN

YOUR LESSON AFTER I GO TO

THE POLICE AND TELL THEM

YOU RAPED ME. IF YOU DIDN´T

WANT ME TO TAKE CARE

OF YOUR SON, YOU SHOULDN´T

HAVE SCREWED ME LIKE YOUR WIFE.

>> YOU BETTER GO AFTER HER,

SEAN. QUICKLY.

>> MONICA, WAIT.

YOU´RE BEING IRRATIONAL.

LET´S TALK ABOUT THIS.

>> YOU SHOULD WORRY MORE

ABOUT WHAT JULIA´S GOING

TO SAY WHEN I GO TO THE POLICE

AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU DID--

>> I--I DIDN´T SEE HER, I SWEAR.

IS SHE ALIVE?

>> NO.

[CROWD MURMURING]

>> DON´T WORRY, SEAN. SHE

PROBABLY DIDN´T FEEL A THING.

IT´S OK.

>> NO, NO KISSES. NO KISSES.

ONLY SHE AND I DO THAT.

FIND SOME OTHER WAY

TO WARM HER UP.

ALL RIGHT.

SHOW ME WHAT HE LIKES.

OK, OK--OK, GET ON WITH IT.

[ AS TEARS GO BY BY THE ROLLING

STONES PLAYING]

>> [MOANING]

>> ♫ IT IS THE EVENING

OF THE DAY,

I SIT AND WATCH

THE CHILDREN PLAY ♫

>> STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.

>> ♫ SMILING FACES I CAN SEE,

BUT NOT FOR ME,

I SIT AND WATCH

AS TEARS GO BY ♫

>> [SIGHS]

IT JUST SEEMS SO UNLIKE HER.

I MEAN, I DIDN´T EVEN GET

A CALLBACK AND I LEFT

3 MESSAGES.

MONICA NEVER GAVE YOU A HINT

THAT SHE WAS GONNA STAND US UP?

>> ME? NO.

>> OH, I JUST FEEL SO BAD,

YOU KNOW? YOU´VE GONE TO ALL

THE TROUBLE TO PLAN THIS

SECOND HONEYMOON...

>> WE´LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

>> YOU NEVER KNOW, SEAN.

YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES.

JUST ASK MONICA.

>> WELL, MAYBE THIS IS ALL

WE NEED. HMM? SOME TIME ALONE.

A CHANCE TO RECONNECT. [SIGHS]

I HAVE REALLY MISSED YOU,

YOU KNOW?

HONEY, WHAT´S WRONG?

>> NOTHING.

I´VE MISSED YOU, TOO.

>> OHH...TO US.

>> TO US.

>> TO US.

>> ♫ I SIT AND WATCH

AS TEARS GO BY ♫

[TATTOO NEEDLE RUNNING]

>> HOW´S IT LOOK?

>> GREAT.

I THINK HE´LL LIKE IT.

>> OH, I´M SURE HE WILL.

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