Original subtitles

>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

>> WHAT I´M HAVING TROUBLE WITH

IS GETTING YOU OUT OF MY MIND.

HOW YOU TOUCHED ME.

>> MONICA, I´M MARRIED. WE BOTH

MADE A MISTAKE.

>> I´M COMMITTED TO GETTING

BETTER, AND I´VE FOUND SOMETHING

THAT I KNOW CAN HELP ME.

>> WHAT?

>> SCIENTOLOGY.

Christian: SO WHO´S THE MYSTERY

WOMAN, MICHELLE?

>> HER NAME IS JAMES. I´M

INDEBTED TO HER. PLEASE DON´T

TELL BURT.

>> I WON´T TELL HIM YOUR SECRET

IF YOU DON´T TELL HIM MINE.

>> WHAT´S YOUR SECRET?

>> THAT I MADE LOVE TO HIS WIFE

BEFORE DINNER.

>> THE JIG IS UP, SWEETHEART.

IT´S TIME TO TAKE YOUR LITTLE

WHORE AND PONY SHOW TO A

DIFFERENT CITY. MICHELLE TOLD ME

ABOUT YOUR ESCORT RING.

>> WE HAVEN´T EVEN ORDERED

THE WINE YET, DR. TROY. SHALL WE

SHARE A BOTTLE OF PINOT NOIR?

I KNOW WE BOTH ENJOY THE DARKER

VARIETALS.

>> I DON´T--I DON´T THINK I CAN

DO THIS ANYMORE, CHRISTIAN.

AHH. LAST WEEK, YOU WERE

SEDUCING ME IN THE OPERATING

ROOM. THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TOO

FAST.

>> I WON´T DENY WHAT WE FEEL

BECAUSE OF FEAR. AND I WON´T

WASTE TIME PLAYING GAMES.

>> HER PUSSY MUST HAVE REALLY

PURRED FOR YOU, DR. TROY. OF

COURSE, MICHELLE HAS BEEN KNOWN

TO MEOW FOR HER CUSTOMERS.

THAT´S WHY SO MANY CAME BACK.

IS HER HUSBAND AWARE OF YOUR

RELATIONSHIP?

>> BURT CAN´T FIND OUT ABOUT

THIS.

>> HE WON´T.

>> OF COURSE HE DOESN´T KNOW.

>> SO IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS YOU

RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS YOU,

DOCTOR.

>> I WANT YOU TO STAY.

>> YOU KNOW I CAN´T DO THAT,

CHRISTIAN. IF I´M LATE, BURT

WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING. I´M

ALREADY LIVING ONE LIE. I CAN´T

LIVE WITH ANOTHER.

>> THEN TURN ONE LIE INTO THE

TRUTH. BE WITH ME.

>> SHE BELONGS TO ME.

>> HOW MUCH DOES SHE STILL OWE

YOU?

>> THE PRICE IS $500,000.

>> THAT´S INSANE. YOU´RE NOTHING

BUT A STREET PIMP.

>> FAR FROM IT. MY GIRLS ARE

INTELLIGENT, SOPHISTICATED

WOMEN. I JUST HELP THEM TO GET

A LITTLE MORE OUT OF LIFE THAN

THEY WOULD ON THEIR OWN.

MY DEAL WITH MICHELLE WAS VERY

CLEAR. I SENT HER TO MED SCHOOL.

SHE GIVES ME 4 YEARS OF SERVICE.

SHE DESERTED ME AFTER LESS THAN

2 YEARS. THE LOSS OF INCOME WAS

SUBSTANTIAL.

>> PERHAPS, BUT NOTHING

APPROACHING 500 K.

>> SHE NOT WORTH THAT MUCH TO

YOU? DO YOU LOVE HER?

>> I DON´T HAVE THAT KIND OF

LIQUIDITY RIGHT NOW.

>> THEN I SUGGEST YOU MELT SOME

OF YOUR MONEY. EVERYONE HAS

A PRICE. EVEN YOU.

[MUSIC BEGINS]

♫ AHH...

MAKE ME...

BEAUTIFUL...

MAKE ME...

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT...

LIE ♫

>> THAT JAEGER LECOULTRE WOULD

LOOK FANTASTIC ON YOUR WRIST.

>> I DON´T DISAGREE.

>> ´SCUSE ME. I ASKED YOU HERE

FOR YOUR HELP, NOT TO WATCH YOU

MODEL. ENGAGEMENT RINGS, PLEASE.

>> NOW ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO

GO THROUGH WITH THIS? DON´T GET

ME WRONG, I THINK IT´S GREAT

THAT YOU AND JULIA ARE TOGETHER,

BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO ASK

HER TO MARRY YOU AGAIN?

>> I LOVE HER AND I WANT TO

PROVE I´M COMMITTED. TO HER AND

TO OUR FAMILY.

>> OK.

>> WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

>> THAT´S THE ONE THEY SELL TO

TEENAGERS WHO KNOCK UP THEIR

GIRLFRIENDS AND ONLY HAVE THEIR

LUNCH MONEY TO SPEND. WE´D LIKE

TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ONE.

RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU.

>> YOU HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE.

>> HMM.

>> THIS IS A 4 CARAT EMERALD CUT

DIAMOND SET IN PLATINUM WITH

4 ONE CARAT DIAMOND BAGUETTE

ACCENTS, ALL OF EXTREME HIGH

CLARITY AND COLOR.

>> THAT´S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT´S IT

GO FOR?

>> $165,000.

>> IT´S A LITTLE OUT OF

MY RANGE.

>> WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR

A MOMENT, PLEASE?

YOU BAGGED THE NIGHT NURSE,

SEAN.

>> I´LL TAKE IT.

>> ♫ OOH! MY BEST,

OOH, YEAH, YEAH,

OOH, YOU GOTTA,

YOU GOTTA HIT ME NOW ♫

[INDISTINCT LYRICS]

>> HOLY SHIT. IS THAT MATT?

>> KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD.

>> DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS,

SEAN? HUH? DID YOU SEE HIM? HE

WAS PICKING UP GODDAMN BIG

GULPS.

>> JULIE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT

MATT VOLUNTEERING FOR HIS CHURCH

TODAY. I´M SURE IT´S HARMLESS.

AT LEAST HE´S NOT DATING NAZIS

OR TRANSSEXUALS ANYMORE.

>> I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU´RE FINE

WITH THIS. IT´S HUMILIATING, FOR

HIM, FOR US.

>> JULIE SAYS HE´S DOING

ALL RIGHT. HIS GRADES ARE

IMPROVING.

>> WE´RE DOCTORS, SEAN. WEALTHY,

SUCCESSFUL DOCTORS. IS THIS

REALLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR HIM?

HUH?

[ENGINE REVS]

>> HEY. COME IN. YOU´RE GONNA

LOVE THIS. SWEATING IN HERE IS

REALLY GONNA GO A LONG WAY

TOWARDS CLEANSING YOUR BODY OF

ALL THE POISONS YOU´VE INGESTED.

>> HMM.

>> YOU´VE BEEN TAKING YOUR

VITAMINS AND MINERALS?

>> OH. IT´S NOT LIKE I WAS

A DRUG ADDICT, KIMBER. I JUST

TOOK THE ANTIDEPRESSANTS

THE SHRINK GAVE ME.

>> WE´RE ALL ADDICTS, MATT, EVEN

WITHOUT THE POISONS OF

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. THE AVERAGE

PERSON´S THINKING AND AWARENESS

IS CLOUDED BY THOUSANDS OF

CHEMICALS THAT ARE PUT IN OUR

FOOD AND IN OUR DRINKING WATER.

>> OH. OHH. IT DOES FEEL GOOD.

>> MM-HMM.

IT´S PRETTY COOL YOU HAVE

A SAUNA IN YOUR CONDO.

>> YEAH. IT COSTS A FORTUNE, BUT

IT´S WORTH EVERY PENNY.

>> BUT DOESN´T IT EVER GET

LONELY? I MEAN, HAVING THIS

GREAT PLACE AND NO ONE TO SHARE

IT WITH.

>> SOMETIMES. BUT I´M REALLY SO

BUSY WITH CLASSES AT CHURCH, I

BARELY HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT

IT.

>> AND WHEN YOU DO THINK ABOUT

IT, WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU LOOKING

FOR THIS TIME AROUND?

>> WELL, I WANT SOMEONE WITH

HAVINGNESS.

>> WHAT´S "HAVINGNESS"?

>> IT´S, UH--IT´S SELF-RESPECT

AND POTENTIAL AND THE ABILITY TO

COMMUNICATE WITH THE THINGS, THE

POSSESSIONS THAT COME TO YOU AS

A RESULT OF THE INNER WORK THAT

YOU´RE DOING.

>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> NOTHIN´ MONEY CAN´T BUY. I

HAVE A FEW EXTRA LAYERS ON MY

POUND CAKE. THAT´S WHERE YOU

COME IN.

>> SO YOU´D LIKE SOME

LIPOSUCTION, MRS. BUDGE?

>> I MEAN, ALL OVER. EVEN BEHIND

MY EARS. WHATEVER IT COSTS, I

CAN AFFORD IT. I HIT THE BIG

POWERBALL. $381 MILLION. MAYBE

YOU SAW ME ON MAURY?

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> WOW.

>> ´SCUSE ME. I WON IT. I AM

THE ONE WHO SAT FOR 2 HOURS IN

THE HUMIDITY, MY FAT ASS IN

A BROKEN-DOWN LAWN CHAIR JUST TO

BUY MY TICKETS. WHILE THESE

2 BOOGER-EATERS WERE STAYING

HOME TO WATCH A RERUN OF

THE GHOST WHISPERER.

>> IT WAS THE SECOND OF

A 2-PARTER, DAWN!

>> AND THE ONLY REASON YOU

DIDN´T STAY HOME WAS ´CAUSE

YOU´D ALREADY SEEN IT, MA.

>> ZIP IT, MALLORY. ANYWAYS,

AFTER I WON, THE FIRST THING

I PURCHASED WERE THE EXACT

REPLICAS OF THE MIRRORS

LOUIS THE XIV HAS IN

"VER-SALES".

YOU KNOW, FRANCE? 15 GRAND

APIECE. I WOULD´VE PAID

5 MILLION. AFTER I HAD THEM

PROFESSIONALLY HUNG, I LOOKED AT

MYSELF IN THEM AND I THOUGHT,

PUDGE-BUDGE HAS GOT TO GO. IT IS

TIME MY BODY MATCHED MY BANK

ACCOUNT.

>> HEH! IF THAT´S WHAT YOU´RE

AFTER, HELL, YOU´D HAVE BEEN

SKINNY YOUR WHOLE LIFE. SHE WAS

ONLY MAKING 15 GRAND DOWN AT THE

JIFFY LUBE.

>> CAN YOU SEW HER MOUTH SHUT?

I MEAN, LITERALLY? CAN YOU PUT

A ZIPPER ON THERE? BECAUSE I

SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL DO IT!

>> IS THERE SOMETHING YOU´RE

INTERESTED IN HAVING DONE,

MALLORY?

>> I WANT SOME NEW TITS. BIG

ONES.

>> FINALLY. SOMETHING WE AGREE

ON. I MEAN, SHE´S GOTTA DO

SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE MOSQUITO

BITES. SHE´S NEVER GONNA GET

A MAN AND MOVE THE HELL OUT OF

MY HOUSE. AND WHILE YOU´RE IN

THERE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER

BELLY BUTTON. IT´S DISGUSTING.

SHOW THE DOCTORS, MALLORY.

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS KIND

OF CUTE.

>> HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA WALK

AROUND SOUTH BEACH IN A TUBE

TOP? LOOK, DWIGHT. IT´S BIGGER

THAN YOUR PENIS.

>> MR. BUDGE, WE HAVEN´T HEARD

MUCH FROM YOU. DO YOU THINK YOUR

DAUGHTER SHOULD--

>> ´SCUSE ME. DWIGHT IS

MY SECOND HUSBAND. HE IS NOT

MALLORY´S FATHER. HE IS HERE

BECAUSE HE WOULD LIKE A BIGGER

DICK. AND THOSE PUMPS--

A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY.

>> SO YOU´D LIKE A PENIS

ENLARGEMENT, MR. BUDGE?

>> HELL, I DON´T KNOW. I NEVER

REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING AN

OPERATION.

>> IT NEVER CAME INTO YOUR HEAD

BEFORE BECAUSE WE NEVER COULD

AFFORD IT, HONEY. NOW THAT´S ALL

CHANGED NOW. WE´RE THE RICH

FOLKS NOW. IT´S TIME THAT WE GOT

WHAT WE DESERVED, AND WE DESERVE

THESE OPERATIONS.

>> I HAVE TO SAY, MRS. BUDGE,

McNAMARA-TROY WON´T OPERATE ON

PATIENTS WHO ARE UNCERTAIN IN

THEIR CONVICTIONS.

>> OH, NO. THEY WANT ´EM. IT´S

ALL WE TALKED ABOUT THE WHOLE

DRIVE DOWN FROM PENSACOLA.

>> ALL THE SAME, MALLORY,

MR. BUDGE...YOU REALLY WANT

THESE PROCEDURES?

>> YEAH. I THINK MAMA´S RIGHT.

MY OUTIE, IT SCARES PEOPLE.

>> HMM. IF IT´LL MAKE DAWN

HAPPY.

>> I´LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.

I´LL PAY YOU DOUBLE. SCREW IT.

TRIPLE.

>> WE´LL PUT YOU RIGHT IN THE

SCHEDULE.

>> JUST LIKE I SAID: MONEY

CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

>> DAWN BUDGE GOT ME THINKING.

MONEY TALKS.

>> PORSCHE?

>> FOR MATT. WE NEED TO DO

SOMETHING DRASTIC TO GET THIS

KID´S ATTENTION. I KNOW THE

DEALER. WE CAN HAVE A CAR WITHIN

A WEEK.

>> YOU WANT TO BRIBE MATT INTO

QUITTING SCIENTOLOGY?

>> WHY NOT? HE NEEDS A CAR.

BESIDES, I´M SURE WHEN HIS

JANITOR BUDDIES SEE HIM ROCK UP

IN THIS, THEY´LL KICK HIM

STRAIGHT BACK TO REALITY.

[LIQUID POURING]

>> YOU KNOW, SEAN, YOU LET JULIA

DRAG YOU AROUND BY THE SHORT AND

CURLIES WITH HER ACCEPTING,

PERMISSIVE BULLSHIT.

>> I THOUGHT HE´D GROW OUT OF

IT. I THOUGHT HE´D GET BORED.

>> WELL, HE DIDN´T, AND NOW HE´S

PICKING UP JUNKIE CONDOMS ON THE

SIDE OF THE ROAD. YOU KNOW,

TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK DOESN´T

WORK WITH THIS KID. IT JUST

MAKES HIM MORE DEFIANT. WE NEED

TO GO IN WAVING THE WHITE FLAG,

BE HIS BEST FRIEND, AND OFFER

HIM AN ALTERNATIVE HE CAN´T

REFUSE.

>> JULIA WILL NEVER GO FOR IT.

>> AHH. THEN LEAVE HER OUT OF

IT. YOU WANT TO GET MATTY BACK,

DON´T YOU?

>> DR. TROY?

>> YEAH?

>> THERE´S A WOMAN WAITING FOR

YOU IN YOUR OFFICE. SAYS YOU´RE

FRIENDS.

>> HMM?

>> HMM.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SOME

LITTLE $5.00 SKANK KICK YOU OFF

HER CORNER?

>> NOT EXACTLY, DARLING. I JUST

THOUGHT I´D COME BY AND CHECK IN

ON MY LATEST PET PROJECT. YOUR

FIRST PAYMENT IS DUE ON FRIDAY.

100,000.

>> I´M NOT PAYING YOU A CENT.

GO SPREAD YOUR HERPES SOMEWHERE

ELSE.

>> I DIDN´T KNOW THAT MICHELLE

WAS READY FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP

TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

>> IF YOU TELL BURT LANDAU OR

ANYONE--

>> I PREFER PICTURES OVER TALK.

>> SHIT.

LOOK, I WASN´T KIDDING WHEN I

SAID I WASN´T LIQUID RIGHT NOW.

I JUST REDID MY APARTMENT, SPENT

$200,000 ON A CAR. I JUST BOUGHT

MY SON A CAR--

>> THEN I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR

YOU THAT MIGHT EASE YOUR PAIN.

I´LL KNOCK DOWN YOUR FIRST

PAYMENT TO SOMETHING MORE

MANAGEABLE, SAY, $75,000, IF YOU

THROW IN A HAND JOB.

>> HMM.

>> DON´T BE VULGAR. I WANT

A HAND REJUVENATION.

>> I THOUGHT VAMPIRES KEPT THEIR

LOOKS FOREVER.

>> SOMETIMES WE NEED A LITTLE

HELP.

>> YOU KNOW, ONCE I GET YOU ON

THE TABLE, ANY NUMBER OF

ACCIDENTS COULD OCCUR.

>> WELL, THAT´S NOT GOING TO

HAPPEN. ALL THOSE PHOTOS. THEY

WILL REACH THEIR DESTINATION.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

>> SO I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE WE SHOULD BUY MATT A CAR.

YOU KNOW, TO REWARD HIM FOR

DOING BETTER IN SCHOOL.

>> ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?

>> WHAT...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

>> OH, TELL ME ABOUT

1-900-555-YOU-COME.

>> THAT--THAT´S JUST A FEW PHONE

CALLS. UH, IT´S A FORMER

PATIENT. I GAVE HER A VOICE

LIFT. SHE´S A PHONE SEX

OPERATOR, AND I JUST WANTED TO

CHECK IN WITH HER, MAKE SURE THE

WORK WAS SUFFICIENT.

>> THERE ARE $500 IN PHONE CALLS

HERE.

>> I STOPPED CALLING OVER

A MONTH AGO. I´M SORRY.

I JUST...IT WON´T HAPPEN AGAIN.

>> YOU KNOW, I ALMOST UNDERSTAND

IT. YOU KNOW, SINCE THE BABY,

I HAVEN´T BEEN AVAILABLE MUCH.

I CAN´T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME

WE MADE LOVE. YOU SHOULD KNOW

SOMETHING THOUGH. AND WE BARELY

MADE IT THROUGH MEGAN. IF I EVER

FIND OUT YOU HAVE TOUCHED

ANOTHER WOMAN, I´M LEAVING. I´M

GONE.

>> THAT WON´T HAPPEN. I PROMISE.

>> AND...DO YOU...DO YOU NEED ME

TO BUY YOU SOME PORNOGRAPHY?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE? GIRL ON GIRL?

3 WAYS? INTERRACIAL COUPLES?

AT LEAST DVDs ARE CHEAPER.

>> YOU ARE THE COOLEST WOMAN IN

THE WORLD. YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU GIVE ME EVERYTHING I NEED.

THIS HOUSE...OUR CHILDREN...

[DRAWER SHUTS]

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> [GASPS]

SEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I´M PROPOSING. MARRY ME

AGAIN, JULIA.

>> MORNING, PARTNER. I HAVE

NEWS. JULIA SAID YES TO MY

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.

>> WELL, LOOK AT YOU. CONGRATS.

YOU´RE ON THE ROAD TO

REDEMPTION.

>> WE CAN FINALLY AFFORD

THE WEDDING SHE ALWAYS DESERVED.

THIS TIME WE´LL GO ALL OUT.

>> DID YOU TELL MATTY YET?

>> NO. HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS

ROOM ALL NIGHT, AND THEN LEFT

THIS MORNING BEFORE WE HAD

A CHANCE.

>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE CAR IS

OVERDOING IT A LITTLE. WE SHOULD

WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING.

>> NO, WE CAN´T! I WANT MATT

FIRMLY BACK IN THE FAMILY FOLD

BEFORE THE WEDDING. YOU WERE

RIGHT ABOUT THE RING. JULIA´S

EYES POPPED OUT OF HER HEAD WHEN

SHE SAW IT. AND YOU´RE RIGHT

ABOUT THE CAR IDEA, TOO. I WENT

AHEAD AND ORDERED IT.

>> AND JULIA´S FINE WITH THIS?

>> I BROUGHT IT UP LAST NIGHT.

SHE DIDN´T BLINK.

>> GREAT.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

>> HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA LAY ME

UP, DR. TROY?

>> WELL, YOU´LL BE BADLY BRUISED

AND FEEL LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY

A TRUCK, BUT YOU´LL BE ON YOUR

FEET AGAIN TOMORROW.

>> GOOD. I CAN´T WAIT TO GO BUY

OUT ALL THE SIZE 10s DOWN AT THE

MAX. YOU KNOW, TJ.

>> YEAH. YOU KNOW, I CAN VACUUM

YOU DOWN TO A SKELETON, DAWN,

BUT I CAN´T SUCK OUT THE WHITE

TRASH NOW, CAN I? YOU WANT REAL

CLASS, YOU´RE GONNA NEED A NEW

FACE AND WARDROBE TO GO WITH

YOUR NEW BODY.

>> ARE YOU GAY, DR. TROY?

>> NO, BUT FOR A PRICE, I WILL

PLAY QUEER EYE FOR YOU.

>> HOW MUCH?

>> 50,000 BUCKS WILL GET YOU

THE CHRISTIAN TROY TREATMENT AT

THE BEST SALONS AND BOUTIQUES IN

MIAMI.

>> I´M IN.

>> GREAT. WE´LL START TOMORROW.

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID I´D BE

BRUISED AND SORE?

>> BEAUTY IS PAIN, DAWN. SUCK IT

UP.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[GAS CIRCULATING]

>> I FORGOT. I´LL NEED YOUR

SHARE OF THE CAR BY FRIDAY.

>> NO PROBLEM.

[STEREO BEEPS]

[SHONEN KNIFE PLAYS

MONEY (THAT´S WHAT I WANT)]

[VACUUM WHIRRS]

♫ THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE

ARE FREE,

BUT YOU CAN GIVE THEM

TO THE BIRDS AND BEES,

I WANT MONEY ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ YOUR LOVE GIVES ME

SUCH A THRILL,

BUT YOUR LOVE WON´T PAY MY BILLS

I WANT MONEY ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ MONEY DON´T GET EVERYTHING,

IT´S TRUE,

WHAT IT DON´T GET,

I CAN´T USE,

I WANT MONEY ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> ♫ THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

>> ♫ OOH ♫

>> THAT´S WHAT I WANT ♫

[RIPS]

>> AAH! SWEET JESUS!

>> KEEP PRAYING, DAWN. MORE.

>> SO WHOSE TURN IS IT TO HAVE

A MID-LIFE CRISIS THIS WEEK?

>> LIKE IT? ZERO TO 60 IN 5

SECONDS.

>> IT´S PRETTY SWEET. HMM.

WOW. I GUESS SELLING THE

PRACTICE HAS PAID OFF.

>> THE CAR IS YOURS IF YOU WANT

IT.

>> WHAT´S THE CATCH?

>> THE CATCH IS THAT YOU START

ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER AND

ENJOYING YOURSELF.

>> YOU DESERVE THIS, MATT.

YOU´RE DOING GREAT IN SCHOOL. I

KNOW IT´S BEEN HARD NOT HAVING

YOUR OWN CAR.

>> AND THAT´S IT. NOTHING ELSE?

>> WELL, WE´D LIKE TO SEE YOU

AROUND THE HOUSE A LITTLE MORE.

HAVE SOME MORE FAMILY DINNERS

TOGETHER. WE MISS YOU. THAT´S

ALL. WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?

>> [LAUGHING] YEAH.

>> LET´S DO IT.

>> I´LL GET IT.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

>> [WHISTLING]

GOT ENOUGH ROOM?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

Sean: ALL RIGHT.

>> OHH.

>> THIS IS A HOT CAR, MATT. BUT

NOT AS HOT AS YOU.

>> I´M GONNA NEED SATELLITE

RADIO.

[ENGINE STARTS]

>> OK. OPEN YOUR EYES.

>> WOW.

>> YOU LIKE IT?

>> IT´S NICE.

>> MM-HMM. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

SAID ABOUT HAVINGNESS THE OTHER

DAY, I THINK MINE JUST

MANIFESTED ITSELF, SO I EMBRACED

IT.

>> MMM. WELL, HAVINGNESS IS THE

FEELING THAT YOU DESERVE

MATERIAL THINGS, SO WHY DO YOU

DESERVE THIS PORSCHE?

>> AW, MY DADS GAVE IT TO ME FOR

DOING BETTER IN SCHOOL.

>> DON´T BE NAIVE, MATT.

CHRISTIAN AND SEAN ARE

SUPPRESSIVE PEOPLE. YOU KNOW

THAT.

>> YEAH, BUT THEY´RE NOT

INFLUENCING ME.

>> OH, THEY´RE JUST BRIBING YOU.

THEY´RE BUYING YOUR AFFECTION TO

MANIPULATE YOU INTO DOING WHAT

THEY WANT. AND WHAT THEY WANT IS

FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE CHURCH. TO

CHOOSE MATERIALISM YOU´RE NOT

READY FOR OVER YOUR OBLIGATION

TO YOURSELF AND YOUR SPIRITUAL

GROWTH. LOOK AT IT. IT´S CLEAR!

I´M SORRY. I CAN´T BE A PART OF

THIS.

>> OH, KIMBER, WAIT. HEY! WHOA.

WAIT. OK. WHAT CAN I DO?

>> YOU NEED TO BE IN AN

ENVIRONMENT THAT WILL BE

SUPPORTIVE. AND I UNDERSTAND

WHAT YOU´RE GOING THROUGH.

I-I´VE FACED ALL THESE

TEMPTATIONS. I HEARD ALL THE

ENTHETA. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

WE NEED TO BE STRONGER THAN EVER

NOW.

[KEYPAD BEEPING]

>> OH.

OH. THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, SIMON.

>> THANK YOU, MRS. McNAMARA.

NOW, PAINT ME A PICTURE OF YOUR

DREAM WEDDING.

>> ST. MARY´S CATHEDRAL FOR THE

CEREMONY. ´CAUSE WE COULDN´T

AFFORD IT THE FIRST TIME. AND

THEN THE RECEPTION MAYBE AT THE

SHORE CLUB, PROBABLY FOR AROUND

300.

>> AND THE WEDDING PARTY?

>> I´M SORRY, BUT ALL OF THIS IS

SOUNDING REALLY EXPENSIVE.

SIMON, MAY I ASK HOW MUCH YOU

CHARGE?

>> MY SERVICES START AT $25,000.

I REQUIRE 3 ASSISTANTS, MINIMUM,

FOR A WEDDING THIS SIZE.

>> NOT A PROBLEM.

>> GREAT.

>> NOW MY AVAILABILITY. I´M

BOOKED THROUGH NEW YEAR´S, WHICH

MEANS WE´RE LOOKING AT JANUARY

AT THE EARLIEST. WHICH I LOVE

BECAUSE IT GIVE YOU PLENTY OF

TIME TO GET INTO GOWN SHAPE.

WITH THE NEW BABY AND ALL,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO DROP A FEW.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

>> SEAN, I DON´T THINK WE NEED

A WEDDING PLANNER.

>> BUT IF YOU WANT A BIG

WEDDING, WE NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE

CARE OF ALL THE LOGISTICS,

HONEY.

>> I NEVER SAID THAT I WANTED

A BIG WEDDING. THAT WAS YOUR

IDEA. I WANTED IT TO JUST BE US.

YOU KNOW, YOU, ME, MATT, ANNIE,

CONNOR, THAT´S ALL.

>> YOU TWO SHOULD DISCUSS THIS.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> I´M SORRY ABOUT THIS.

>> NOT AT ALL.

>> HEY, YOU CAN KEEP THE DAMN

CAR.

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

KIMBER?

>> I´M HELPING MATT MOVE OUT,

JULIA.

>> WANT THE POSTERS?

>> UH, NO. JUST HIS CLOTHES AND

ESSENTIALS.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> PARKER WORKS WITH THE CHURCH.

SHE´S HERE TO ASSIST.

>> GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

YOU´RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

>> YOUR SON IS 18 YEARS OLD,

MR. McNAMARA. LEGALLY, YOU CAN´T

KEEP HIM HERE AGAINST HIS WILL.

>> WATCH ME. WHO YOU CALLING,

MORE OF YOUR KOOL-AID DRINKING

FRIENDS?

>> THE POLICE. TO REPORT

A PARENTAL KIDNAPPING.

>> MATT, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

IF YOU´RE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING,

TALK TO US.

>> MATT THINKS THAT IT WOULD BE

EASIER IF HE DIDN´T COMMUNICATE

WITH YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW.

>> MATT, THIS ISN´T WHAT YOU

NEED. THESE PEOPLE DON´T CARE

ABOUT YOU.

>> DON´T YOU GET IT, SEAN? YOU

CAN´T BRIBE HIM INTO QUITTING

SCIENTOLOGY WITH A $100,000

PORSCHE.

>> YOU GAVE HIM A PORSCHE?

>> I´M TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING I

CAN TO KEEP THIS FAMILY

TOGETHER.

>> KIMBER WAS RIGHT. YOU

DON´T CARE ABOUT ME. YOU AND

CHRISTIAN JUST DID WHAT YOU

ALWAYS DO. YOU USE MONEY AS

A REPLACEMENT FOR LOVE.

>> SWEETIE, I--WE--

>> NO, LOOK, MOM, I´M SORRY. I

JUST CAN´T STAY HERE AND BE

REPRESSED.

>> HOW MANY MORE MEN IN THIS

FAMILY DO HAVE TO CORRUPT,

KIMBER, TO EASE YOUR OWN PAIN?

FIRST CHRISTIAN, THEN SEAN, NOW

MY SON. THIS IS NOT A BATTLE YOU

ARE GONNA WIN!

>> NICE RING. LOOKS LIKE IT

WORKED ON YOU, TOO.

[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

>> THERE´LL BE SOME SCABBING,

BUT ONCE THEY FALL OFF, YOUR

HANDS WILL LOOK 20 YEARS

YOUNGER.

>> I´M IMPRESSED WITH YOUR WORK,

DOCTOR. THE MONEY´S BEEN WELL

SPENT, DESPITE THE FACT THAT AT

THIS HOUR, I SHOULD BE CURLING

UP UNDER GOOSEDOWN, NOT SLINKING

AROUND YOUR OFFICE LIKE

A PHANTOM PARIAH.

>> I´M DOING THIS AFTER HOURS

BECAUSE I DON´T WANT MICHELLE TO

KNOW. YOU DEAL WITH ME NOW.

>> YOU´RE NOT GOING TO TELL HER

THE SACRIFICES YOU´RE MAKING ON

HER BEHALF? AND THEY SAY

CHIVALRY IS DEAD.

>> AHH. SHE´S FRAGILE. SHE

ALREADY LIVES WITH TOO MANY

LIES. SHE DOESN´T NEED TO COVER

UP ANOTHER ONE.

>> I´M NOT THE MONSTER YOU THINK

I AM. I HAVE FEELINGS FOR

MICHELLE, TOO. DEEP FEELINGS.

YOU AND I, WE´RE THE SAME.

>> I´M NOT A LESBIAN.

>> I´VE ONLY BEEN WITH ONE

WOMAN. ONE TIME. MICHELLE.

I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER.

THE FEELINGS WERE NOT RETURNED.

SO, YOU UNDERSTAND, IT´S

HARD FOR ME TO JUST WALK AWAY.

[WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

>> HOW DO THEY FEEL?

>> CLEAN. UNTOUCHED BY TIME.

[SCOFFS] IF ONLY YOU COULD DO

THE SAME WITH MY HEART.

[WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

>> I´M GOING TO DO SOMETHING

THAT´S A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER,

DR. TROY. I WAS PLANNING ON

HAVING FUN WITH YOU A WHILE

LONGER. YOU ARE CUTE WHEN YOU

SQUIRM. BUT YOU HAVE MOVED ME.

AFTER I RECEIVE ALL MY MONEY, I

WILL DISAPPEAR. I WILL GIVE YOU

BACK THE PHOTOS, AND I WON´T

BOTHER EITHER OF YOU AGAIN,

EVER. SO, WHERE´S MY $75,000?

>> IT´S ALL THERE.

>> OF COURSE IT IS. AND NEXT

FRIDAY, THE SECOND PAYMENT WILL

ALL BE THERE.

>> JAMES, I DON´T KNOW WHERE I´M

GOING TO GET THE MONEY.

>> DARLING, YOU´RE A SMART MAN.

I´M SURE YOU´LL FIND A WAY.

>> REALLY, I DON´T THINK CHINESE

CHICKEN SALAD IS ANYTHING TO

HAVE AS AN ENTREE. [GASPS]

I´M A GIRL AGAIN. YOU´RE

A GENIUS, DR. TROY, A FRIGGIN´

GENIUS! I LOOK GORGEOUS.

ALMOST AS GORGEOUS AS MY HOUSE.

MY VERY OWN McMANSION. JUST LIKE

I ALWAYS DREAMED. DON´T YOU JUST

LOVE THE PLACE?

>> IT LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE TOOK

A DUMP IN HERE. YOU HAVE NO

SENSE OF STYLE, DAWN. IT´S

TERRIBLE.

>> WELL, SHIT! WHAT THE HELL AM

I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

>> YOU´RE GOING TO NEED MY

INTERIOR DESIGN SERVICES AS

WELL, BUT LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,

THEY DON´T COME CHEAP. ANOTHER

75 K.

>> FINE. LET´S START UPSTAIRS.

>> ALL RIGHT. ANY REFERENCE TO

THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, COUNTRY

MUSIC, OR NASCAR NEED TO BURNED

IMMEDIATELY.

[NEW SONG BEGINS]

>> CAN´T I KEEP THE DALE

EARNHARDT SHRINE IN MY BEDROOM?

I´M TELLIN´ YA, I THINK IT

REALLY WORKS.

>> NO.

>> YES, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT.

>> AHH.

>> CHRISTIAN, OPEN YOUR MIND.

THE PORTRAIT IS A LIMITED

EDITION. I HAD IT PICKED OUT

MYSELF, FRAMED IN A FABULOUS

GILT--

>> ♫ TOO MUCH, BABY ♫

>> THIS ISN´T WHAT IT LOOKS

LIKE. DAWN...I MEAN, I SWEAR.

>> I JUST WANTED TO TRY OUT MY

NEW TITTIES, MAMA.

>> WELL, ISN´T THIS RICH? EVEN

RICHER THAN ME.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

>> UH...

[RINGS]

>> ♫ I´M CAUGHT IN A TRAP ♫

>> SO YOUR SON HAS BEEN

KIDNAPPED.

>> HE MOVED OUT UNDER HIS OWN

WILL, MR. STAUBECK. I´M NOT SURE

IT CAN BE CALLED A KIDNAPPING.

>> WELL, DON´T BE SO QUICK TO

MAKE THAT ASSUMPTION, DR.

McNAMARA. MATT HAS BEEN ROBBED

OF HIS ABILITY TO THINK

CRITICALLY.

>> SO? WHAT DO WE DO?

>> WE KIDNAP HIM BACK.

>> WELL, WAIT A SECOND. WHAT IF

SOMETHING GOES WRONG?

>> THAT´S WHY DR. McNAMARA

CALLED ME. I INSURE THAT NOTHING

GOES WRONG. LOOK, GENTLEMEN, I

AM THE BEST THAT YOUR MONEY CAN

BUY, BUT I WON´T DENY THAT THERE

ARE RISKS INVOLVED. IF BY SOME

SMALL CHANCE THE DEPROGRAMMING

FAILS, THE RIFT BETWEEN MATT AND

YOU, HIS FAMILY, WILL WIDEN.

>> IT CAN´T GET WIDER THAN IT

ALREADY IS.

>> HOW MUCH?

>> MATT, PLEASE CALL ME BACK.

IF YOU DON´T WANT TO TALK TO

YOUR FATHER, CALL MY CELL

INSTEAD OF THE HOUSE. I

UNDERSTAND. AFTER WHAT HE DID,

I DON´T WANT TO TALK TO HIM

EITHER. I LOVE YOU.

>> I´LL GET HIM BACK, JULIA. I

PROMISE. CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE

HIRED SOMEONE TO HELP US.

EVERYTHING´S GOING TO BE ALL

RIGHT.

>> HA! YOU´VE HIRED SOMEONE?

>> A PROFESSIONAL WHO

SPECIALIZES IN EXTRICATING

PEOPLE--

>> AND YOU´RE TELLING ME THIS

NOW? WE´RE NOT A FAMILY, SEAN.

A FAMILY MAKES DECISIONS

TOGETHER. I MEAN, FIRST IT WAS

THE PORSCHE, AND--

>> I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO GET

MATT A CAR!

>> AND YOU CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT

THE $100,000 PRICE TAG.

>> OK, I ADMIT THAT WAS WRONG. I

WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR REACTION.

BUT WE´RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME,

JULIA. SO FINE, MAKE ME THE BAD

GUY. YOU DON´T WANT HIM WITH

THESE PEOPLE EITHER, BUT ALL

YOU´RE OFFERING IS PASSIVITY!

>> WHAT I AM OFFERING IS

COMMUNICATION, BUT BECAUSE OF

WHAT YOU´VE DONE, YOU´VE MADE

THAT ALL BUT IMPOSSIBLE.

>> GODDAMN IT. THESE PEOPLE ARE

POWERFUL, AND THEY HAVE

RESOURCES WE DON´T! I´LL SPEND

EVERY LAST PENNY I HAVE TO!

>> OH, WELL, THEN, THIS SHOULD

HELP. HOCK IT.

>> I´M NOT THE ENEMY, JULIA!

>> OK, YEAH, I´LL SEE YOU ALL

LATER. SEE YOU. BYE.

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

>> UHH!

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

>> MATT! WAIT A MINUTE! WE JUST

WANT TO TALK, MATT!

WAIT A MINUTE! HEY, I WANT TO

TALK TO YOU!

UHH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

>> EVERYTHING SPUN OUT OF

CONTROL, DR. TROY. CAN I COME

IN?

WOW! THIS IS NICE. THE BLACK

THING´S A LITTLE GAY, BUT...

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

DAWN?

>> IT´S LONELY AT THE RITZ,

DR. TROY. I USUALLY MAKE FRIENDS

WITH THE LADIES WHO DO MY NAILS,

BUT I CAN´T UNDERSTAND A WORD

THOSE CUBAN GALS ARE SAYING.

>> WELL, I´M GETTING A DRINK.

>> GREAT. MAKE IT TWO.

I´LL HAVE A WHITE WINE SPRITZER.

THAT´S CLASSY, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, HIS WHOLE LIFE, DWIGHT

DID NOTHIN´ BUT SIT AROUND THE

HOUSE AND PICK CORN FROM HIS

TEETH. THE MAN´S A SIMPLETON,

BUT HE WORSHIPPED ME. I CAN´T

BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO ME.

YOU KNOW, MALLORY I UNDERSTAND,

I MEAN--DWIGHT´S SO HUNKY, HE´S

HARD TO RESIST, BUT THE WHOLE

THING MAKES ME FEEL SO

WORTHLESS.

>> SO DUMP HIM. THERE ARE PLENTY

OF OTHER GUYS.

>> WHO WILL LOVE ME FOR MY

MONEY. THAT IDIOT FELL FOR ME

WHEN WE BOTH HAD NOTHIN´.

I KNOW HE STILL LOVES ME.

>> DAWN? DAWN?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAWN?

>> I WANT TO BUY ONE MORE THING,

DR. TROY. A NIGHT WITH YOU. I

NEED DWIGHT TO KNOW HE CAN´T DO

WHAT HE DID WITHOUT

CONSEQUENCES. BASICALLY, I WANT

A REVENGE SCREW.

>> REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED

COLD. YOU NEED TO TAKE A DEEP

BREATH.

>> I WILL PAY YOU $100,000.

>> I WOULDN´T SIT ON THE SAME

TOILET SEAT AS YOU FOR 100

GRAND.

>> [CHUCKLES] NAME YOUR PRICE,

SEXY MAN.

>> 400,000 BUCKS GETS YOU

10 MINUTES. STRICTLY MISSIONARY,

NOTHING KINKY.

>> I´LL THROW IN AN EXTRA 20 IF

WE CAN DO IT ON THE RUG.

>> ♫ THEY CALL HER DAWN ♫

>> YOUR ASS IS REALLY BROWN.

WHAT IS THAT, MYSTIC SPRAY-ON

TAN? HMM? OH. ARE YOU ALL THE

WAY IN? I´M SO WORRIED ABOUT

BRITNEY AND K-FED. HE´S JUST

LIKE DWIGHT. OVERWHELMED BY THE

SUDDEN GLAMOUR AND WEALTH.

>> ZIP IT, DAWN, OR IT´LL BE

ANOTHER 100 K.

>> YOU GOT ANY MAC AND CHEESE--

>> ZIP IT, DAWN!

>> ´CAUSE I CAN MAKE IT--

>> ZIP IT!

>> ♫ HANG ON, HANG ON TO YOU ♫

>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE

FULFILLING. SOMETHING OUT OF

A MOVIE. FIREWORKS. FLOWERS.

FRANKLY, I ONLY DID IT SO DWIGHT

WOULD GET JEALOUS AND WISE UP.

RIGHT NOW, I FEEL WORSE THAN I

DID BEFORE.

>> THAT´S BECAUSE DEEP INSIDE

YOU KNOW YOU´RE RESPONSIBLE FOR

DRIVING YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR

DAUGHTER INTO BED TOGETHER.

>> I´M RESPONSIBLE? I GAVE THOSE

TWO EVERY GODDAMN THING THEY

EVER WANTED.

>> YOU BUY THEM EVERYTHING YOU

WANT. YOU´RE A MEAN AND SELFISH

BITCH, DAWN, AND NO MONEY IN THE

WORLD IS GONNA CHANGE THAT.

>> THEN WHY´D YOU HELP ME WITH

MY CLOTHES, MY LOOK? WHY´D YOU

HAVE SEX WITH ME?

>> BECAUSE I NEEDED THE MONEY

FOR SOMEBODY I THINK I´M IN LOVE

WITH.

>> WELL, TAKE IT FROM ME, DOC.

MONEY CAN´T BUY YOU LOVE.

THINNER THIGHS, ABSOLUTELY.

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> SOON AS THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP,

I´LL LEAVE. I GOT A ROOM AT THE

MARRIOTT TILL I FIND A PLACE.

>> OH, PLEASE DON´T DO THAT.

[SIGHS]

THIS HAS BEEN HARD FOR BOTH OF

US, SEAN. NOW I´M NOT SAYING

THAT WHAT YOU DID WASN´T WRONG.

IT´S JUST THAT I´VE BEEN SO BUSY

WORRYING ABOUT CONNOR AND ANNIE,

AND YOU AT LEAST TRIED TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT MATT. I SHOULD

HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT.

WHAT I´M TRYING TO SAY IS,

NEITHER OF US CAN DO THIS ALONE.

ONLY YOU AND I CAN SAVE OUR

FAMILY, NOT MONEY OR CARS OR

DEPROGRAMMERS. AND OUR FAMILY

NEEDS US TOGETHER.

>> IT´S MY OLD WEDDING RING.

>> I FOUND IT WITH YOUR

CUFFLINKS. WILL YOU MARRY ME,

SEAN McNAMARA?

[ZIPS]

>> YES.

>> [LAUGHING] YEAH. YEAH.

>> HERE YOU GO. $400,000.

>> I THOUGHT YOU DIDN´T KNOW HOW

YOU WERE GOING TO DIG UP SUCH

A LOFTY SUM.

>> WHERE I GOT IT DOESN´T

MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT

ONCE I GET ALL THE PHOTOS AND

THE NEGATIVES, YOU´RE A GHOST.

>> HMM. THAT´S A SHAME. WE HAVE

SUCH GREAT CHEMISTRY.

I ENVY YOU. THE ONLY TRUE JOY IN

LIFE IS BEING IN LOVE AND HAVE

THOSE FEELINGS RECIPROCATED.

I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.

BOTH OF YOU.

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

>> [GASPS]

>> HOW COULD YOU BE SO CARELESS?

I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS,

MICHELLE. NEVER LEAVE A TRAIL.

THIS LAST SLIP-UP IS POSITIVELY

SLUG-LIKE.

>> GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CAR AND

OUT OF MY LIFE! I´M TIRED OF

YOUR THREATS.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT. I SHOULD TAKE

IT UP WITH CHRISTIAN. BLACKMAIL

HIM. OF COURSE, HE´S SUCH

A STRONG PERSONALITY, HE´D

PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR

HUSBAND AND CONFESS ALL, CUT ME

OFF AT THE PASS. YOU KNOW HOW

MEN ARE.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? MORE MONEY?

>> I DON´T WANT MONEY. I WANT

YOUR SKILLS.

>> NO. I WON´T DO THAT ANYMORE.

>> THINK HARD BEFORE YOU TURN ME

DOWN.

>> PLEASE. YOU TOLD ME I´D NEVER

HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN.

>> I´M SHORT ON GIRLS. YOU´RE

THE BEST. I´M SORRY.

[THE ROLLING STONES PLAY

GIMME SHELTER]

♫ OOH OOH,

OOH OOH ♫

[LINE RINGING]

♫ OOH, OOH ♫

[LINE RINGING]

>> HI, YOU´VE REACHED MICHELLE.

LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND I´LL CALL

YOU BACK.

♫ OH, A STORM IS THREATENING ♫

>> SCOTCH. THANKS.

>> ♫ IF I DON´T GET SOME

SHELTER,

OH, YEAH, I´M GONNA FADE AWAY,

WAR, CHILDREN,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

WAR, CHILDREN ♫

>> IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

>> ♫ IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY ♫

>> AND NOW WE´LL HAVE

THE EXCHANGE OF RINGS.

>> ♫ OOH, SEE THE FIRE

IS SWEEPIN´

OUR VERY STREET TODAY,

BURNS LIKE A RED COAL CARPET ♫

>> "DEAR DAWN, MALLORY AND I

MOVED BACK TO PENSACOLA. YOU

WERE MORE FUN POOR."

>> ♫ IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

WAR, CHILDREN,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

YEAH ♫

>> WITH THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN

ME BY THE STATE OF FLORIDA,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND

WIFE. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

[SONG CONTINUES]

>> ♫ YEAH ♫

>> ♫ RAPE, MURDER,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

RAPE, MURDER, YEAH

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

RAPE, MURDER,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

RAPE, MURDER,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY ♫

>> [WHISPERING] STEADY, GIRL.

>> ♫ RAPE, MURDER, YEAH,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY,

IT´S JUST A SHOT AWAY ♫