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>> YOU TURNED AN INNOCENT

ENCOUNTER I HAD WITH AN OLD

FRIEND INTO A LURID, SEXUAL

TRYST.

>> I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

>> WE SHOULD JUST HOP INTO THE

EMPTY BED RIGHT HERE,

BEFORE HE WAKES UP.

>> BARRING ANYTHING UNFORESEEN,

I THINK THAT WE´D LOVE TO HAVE

YOU WORKING WITH US.

>> I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH

MONICA WILDER.

SHE´S PASSING ON THE JOB.

>> MOST COUPLES HAVE A HARD TIME

WITH A MALE NURSE.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

>> WE´VE GOT TO TALK.

>> I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH MADE

YOUR POINT WHEN I WAS LATE

FOR CONNOR´S BIRTH.

I´M A SHALLOW, INSENSITIVE

DICKWAD AND A DISAPPOINTMENT

AS A FRIEND.

>> CHRISTIAN--

>> AND YOU´RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

BUT THIS IS CALLED THE BREAK

ROOM. AS IN, I NEED ONE.

[SIGHS]

>> I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING

A SELF-RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITE.

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT

THE NIGHT NURSE.

I SCREWED HER AND I GAVE HER

A GRATIS NOSE JOB SO SHE

WOULDN´T SAY ANYTHING TO JULIA.

AFTER MEGAN, I SWORE

I´D NEVER CHEAT AGAIN.

NOW I´VE DONE JUST THAT WITH

SOMEONE I DON´T EVEN LIKE.

>> DON´T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

JULIA´S BEEN CLOSED FOR REPAIRS

LATELY, RIGHT? IT WAS

A ONE-TIME THING.

CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK.

JUST DON´T DO IT AGAIN.

>> I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

BADLY.

>> [SIGHS] WHAT´S HER NAME?

>> MONICA.

>> MONICA.

GONE.

THE LITTLE SLUT´S HISTORY.

EASY AS POPPING A ZIT, HUH?

THE THING IS, SEAN,

SOME MEN CAN´T HANDLE

TEMPTATION. SOME MEN CAN.

[POP]

WHOO! OH!

[LAUGHS]

>> YOU KNOW, IT´S JUST HOW

I PICTURED IT.

>> I ASSUME THAT´S A COMPLIMENT.

>> OH, BEFORE I FORGET,

I HAVE A TABLE AT

THE PHILHARMONIC FUNDRAISER

ON SATURDAY. BURT´S NOT FEELING

UP TO IT, SO--

>> MAYBE HE SHOULD TRY

PRUNE JUICE.

>> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT

TO GO WITH ME.

>> I´LL HAVE MY TUX PRESSED.

>> 2 SETTINGS?

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION

SEAN WOULD BE JOINING US.

WASN´T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE

OUR BURY-THE-HATCHET DINNER?

>> HE SENDS HIS REGRETS.

DIAPER RASHES.

TRY SOME BELUGA.

>> MMM.

NICE AND BUTTERY.

NOT TOO SALTY.

YOU KNOW...

I DON´T THINK I EVER TOLD YOU...

I WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL.

I WANTED TO SPECIALIZE

IN RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY.

>> BUT YOU NEVER FINISHED.

>> IN MY SECOND YEAR, MY MOTHER

WAS DIAGNOSED WITH LYMPHOMA.

AND I HAD TO GO BACK

AND HELP WITH THE FAMILY.

BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS.

I´M NOT EXACTLY THE SURGEON

I DREAMT OF BECOMING,

BUT I DO OWN ONE OF THE TOP 10

PLASTIC SURGERY PRACTICES IN

MIAMI. I HAVE BIG DREAMS

FOR THIS BUSINESS.

LET´S MAKE THE MOST OF THIS

ASSOCIATION.

>> LET´S.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

CHRISTIAN?

>> I THINK OSCAR WILDE

SAID IT BEST.

TO GET RID OF TEMPTATION,

YOU NEED TO...

GIVE INTO IT.

UNH!

JUST SO YOU KNOW, SWEETIE PIE,

I´M NOT INTO S & M.

>> AND I´M NOT INTO YOU.

>> WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU´RE KIDDING?

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU SPENT

HOURS DELIBERATING WHICH DRESS

IN YOUR CLOSET BEST DISPLAYED

THAT WORLD-CLASS CLEAVAGE

OF YOURS.

SINCE YOU LOVE BEING A BUSINESS

WOMAN SO MUCH, MICHELLE,

LET ME GIVE YOU THE BOTTOM LINE.

YOU EITHER GET REAL WITH ME

AND GIVE IN TO WHAT

WE´RE BOTH FEELING,

OR SELL ME MY BUSINESS BACK.

ALTHOUGH MY NURSES MIGHT ENJOY

IT, I DON´T LIKE DOING SURGERY

WITH A HARD-ON.

>> IF YOU´RE UNCOMFORTABLE

WITH THE WAY I DRESS,

OR, IN FACT, ANYTHING AT ALL

ABOUT ME, CHRISTIAN,

THEN YOU´RE THE ONE

WHO SHOULD CONSIDER LEAVING.

´CAUSE ME AND MY WORLD-CLASS

CLEAVAGE AIN´T GOING NOWHERE.

>> ♫ AHH,

MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL...

MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIFE ♫

>> [BABY CRYING]

OH.

>> IT´S THE BABY´S POSITION

THAT´S WRONG.

[SIGHS]

[BABY CRYING]

>> LET´S TRY THE FOOTBALL

POSITION. [INDISTINCT]

ALL RIGHT? JUST RIGHT

UNDER YOU THERE. EXCELLENT.

>> LIKE THIS?

>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

>> ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE. COME ON.

>> [BABY CRYING]

>> I FEEL LIKE I´M RUNNING

FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

>> GOTTA KEEP AN OPEN MIND,

HONEY.

>> [SIGHS]

>> OK. ON TO PLAN "B."

ANY BEER IN THE FRIDGE,

DR. McNAMARA?

>> BEER?

>> BEER CAN BE HELPFUL

WITH LACTATION PROMOTION.

UH, IT RELAXES THE MOMMY

SO THE MILK CAN FLOW.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MRS. GUNTHER?

I DON´T FEEL LIKE A BEER.

UMM...

I THINK WE´LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

SO, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

>> IF YOU CONTINUE TO DENY HIM

THE BREAST, HE WILL LOSE

INTEREST.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE NURSED

2 BABIES AND I DON´T NEED

THESE IRRITATING CLICHES.

I´M JUST GONNA PUMP MY MILK

AND TAKE A NAP.

>> I WISH YOU THE BEST.

>> [SIGHS]

>> THANK YOU, MRS. GUNTHER.

>> [SIGHS]

>> [SIGHS]

>> WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT

HIS SURGERIES, HONEY.

HIS FIRST ONE´S IN 3 MONTHS,

AND BREASTFEEDING HELPS HIM

GAIN THE WEIGHT HE NEEDS

SO HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM WILL BE

STRONG. SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT

ALSO MAKES HIM SECURE

SO HE CAN HANDLE THE STRESS.

>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT,

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY STRESS, SEAN?

YOU KNOW, THE MILK WON´T FLOW.

I´VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

I KNOW YOU JUDGE ME AND

YOU THINK I´M A BAD MOTHER--

>> I´M NOT JUDGING YOU, JULIA.

I´M JUST WORRIED ABOUT CONNOR.

>> [SIGHS]

I THINK I HAVE POSTPARTUM

DEPRESSION.

MAYBE I SHOULD BE ON MEDICATION.

>> I KEPT TELLING THE DOCTOR

IN THE E.R. IT HAS GOT TO LOOK

LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

FINALLY, HE JUST SAID TO ME,

"LADY, IF YOU´RE THAT WORRIED

ABOUT IT, YOU NEED TO SEE

A PLASTIC SURGEON."

>> DO YOU MIND?

[CLEARS THROAT]

ARE YOU IN...

PAIN, MRS. NOBLE?

THIS LOOKS QUITE BRUTAL.

>> UM, NO. THEY GAVE ME SHOTS

IN THE E.R. RIGHT HERE WHERE

IT HAPPENED.

>> YOUR DOG DID THIS TO YOU?

>> HIS NAME IS ROJO.

HE´S A PIT BULL MIX.

BUT TRULY, IT WASN´T HIS FAULT.

HE IS AN ANGEL.

>> AN ANGEL WHO LEFT YOU

WITHOUT A NIPPLE.

>> WELL, HE DIDN´T MEAN

TO ATTACK ME.

I--WE WERE MINDING OUR OWN

BUSINESS IN THE DOG PARK

WHEN THIS PSYCHO CHOW

JUST ATTACKED HIM.

>> HOW DID YOUR NIPPLE

FIND ITS WAY INTO A DOG FIGHT?

>> [SIGHS]

I WAS TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM.

I WAS WEARING A LITTLE TANK

T-SHIRT AND UMM...

HIS TEETH JUST LANDED HERE.

ANYHOW, IT RIPPED RIGHT

THROUGH THE FABRIC.

I--I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED

TO STOP THINGS. I--I KNOW THAT

I USED BAD JUDGMENT.

>> THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU USED

EXCELLENT JUDGMENT IN COMING

TO US. WE CAN GIVE YOU

SUBCUTANEOUS SUTURES

AND YOU WON´T EVER SEE

THE STITCHES.

>> BUT I NEED IT TO LOOK LIKE

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

>> OK.

MY--MY HUSBAND MARK IS COMING

BACK FROM IRAQ IN A WEEK

AND HE´LL HAVE THE DOG PUT DOWN

IF HE FINDS OUT.

SEE, HE ALREADY THINKS THAT ROJO

IS A PROBLEM DOG. BUT MARK´S

AWAY A LOT, AND ROJO IS

MY PROTECTOR.

HE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE.

I WOULD LOSE MY MIND IF

ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM.

I MEAN, HE WAS JUST

DOING HIS JOB.

>> I DIDN´T SEE ANY PAPERS

OF RESIGNATION ON MY DESK.

SO I´LL ASSUME

WE´RE BACK ON TRACK?

>> [SIGHS] YOUR CHOCOLATE

CUPCAKES ARE LOOKING VERY TASTY

THIS MORNING, MICHELLE.

>> OH, I GET IT.

IF A STRAIGHT MAN MENTIONS SEX,

IT´S NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

IT´S FOREPLAY.

>> OH, BY THE WAY...

BURT´S FEELING BETTER.

HE´S DETERMINED TO TAKE ME

TO THE FUNDRAISER TONIGHT.

SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO RESCIND

MY INVITATION.

[JAZZ PLAYING]

>> I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,

CHRISTIAN.

I´VE HAD SOME EXTREMELY

HOT DREAMS ABOUT HER MYSELF.

>> WHO?

>> OUR LADY OF THE LOW-CUT

CAMISOLE AND VANILLA-GRAPEFRUIT

MUSK.

>> YOU KNOW, THERE´S A PRICE

TO BE PAID FOR LIVING IN

THE FOG OF OBLIVION, LIZ.

LOOK AT THIS POOR LADY.

SHE THOUGHT HER DOGGIE

WAS A PUSSYCAT, AND SHE LOST

HER NIPPLE.

>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

YOU GOT A SHOT WITH HER?

>> MICHELLE IS THE KIND OF WOMAN

WHO WANTS TO FEEL LIKE A SPIDER,

AND I´M A HELPLESS LITTLE FLY

CAUGHT IN HER WEB.

>> DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD

TEACH ME TO BE AS FULL

OF SHIT AS YOU ARE?

>> I THOUGHT LESBIANS DIDN´T

PLAY GAMES. I THOUGHT IT WAS

ALL ABOUT CUDDLING AND, UH,

SHARING YOUR DEPILATORY CREAM.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO A LESBIAN

BAR LATELY? THERE IS MORE GAMING

GOING ON THAN A VEGAS CASINO.

AND THE GIRLS, THEY´RE YOUNGER

AND THEY´RE HOTTER.

>> HMM.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

YOU WENT ON A DATE, LIZ?

>> A REAL ONE?

>> MM-HMM.

>> YEAR AND A HALF.

HEY.

I HAVE MY RABBIT VIBRATOR.

WHO NEEDS A REAL,

LIVE GIRL, RIGHT?

MAYBE YOU JUST NEED

TO GET YOURSELF A COACH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

SATURDAY NIGHT?

♫TRUTH IS

THAT NICE SLICE OF HEAVEN,

TASTES BETTER THAN

A FAVORITE DRINK,

MMM ♫

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

>> [SIGHS]

>> MORNING.

Julia: DON´T YOU THINK

THAT´S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE

FOR A BABY´S ROOM?

WELL, I´M NOT FINISHED.

[FRENCH ACCENT] WHEN I´M DONE,

IT WILL BE FILLED WITH MAGIC

AND COLOR.

[NORMAL VOICE] AND IF YOU DON´T

LIKE IT, I´LL JUST

PAINT OVER IT.

BUT YOU´LL LOVE IT.

>> I HOPE SO.

MAYBE IT´S MY MOOD, BUT...

LATELY, EVERYTHING

SEEMS TO UNNERVE ME.

>> YEAH, YOU HAVE SEEMED

A LITTLE DOWN LATELY.

>> I THINK I HAVE POSTPARTUM.

I TOLD SEAN I WAS CONSIDERING

TAKING MEDICATION.

HE´S AGAINST IT, OF COURSE.

OH! I´M JUST...

TIRED OF LETTING PEOPLE DOWN.

I MEAN, ESPECIALLY CONNOR.

HE´LL BE FINE ON FORMULA.

MILLIONS OF BABIES TAKE IT.

>> JULIA, I´VE BEEN AROUND A LOT

OF MOTHERS WITH POSTPARTUM.

AND YOU DON´T SEEM LIKE SOMEONE

WHOSE HORMONES ARE RUNNING AMOK.

CAN I MAKE AN OBSERVATION?

>> MM-HMM.

>> WELL, IT JUST SEEMS TO ME

LIKE YOU FEEL...

RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF IT.

FOR CONNOR´S CONDITION,

EVERYTHING HE´S GONNA HAVE TO GO

THROUGH.

WHO COULD SIT AND ENJOY THIS

SIMPLE ACT OF NURSING THEIR BABY

WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT ON THEIR

SHOULDERS?

I MEAN, DON´T GET ME WRONG.

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO GO

ON MEDICATION, YOU SHOULD.

THAT´S FINE BUT...

>> BUT WHAT?

>> WELL...

I--I KNOW THIS ONE LITTLE TRICK.

I THINK IT MIGHT BE WORTH

TRYING.

>> SHH.

[COOS]

SHH. SWEET BOY.

>> HEH HEH. WHAT´S THAT?

>> WARM WASHCLOTH.

I´M JUST GONNA MOVE THIS.

IT SHOULD HELP RELAX THE MILK

DUCTS. HELP WITH THE LET DOWN

REFLEX.

>> ♫ DANCE WITH ME

ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR... ♫

>> WHAT A CRYING SHAME.

ALL THESE MAGNIFICENT VAGINAS

WASTED ON OTHER VAGINAS.

>> FOCUS, CHRISTIAN.

THIS IS ABOUT FINDING ME

THE VAGINA OF MY DREAMS.

AS IF ANYONE HERE WANTS TO GO

HOME WITH A GERIATRIC

BUTTERBALL.

>> TIP NUMBER ONE: THE SELF

DEPRECATION´S GOTTA GO. OK?

>> MM-HMM.

>> ♫ OF THE MATING GAME... ♫

>> WHAT ABOUT HER?

>> SHE´S AN 8.

8s GO HOME WITH 8s OR 9s.

I´M A 6.

>> [CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

>> ♫ MATING GAME ♫

>> IS SHE LOOKING AT ME?

>> HUH?

>> SHE. OVER THERE.

SHE CAN´T BE LOOKING AT ME.

SHE´S A 10.

NO OFFENSE, SWEETHEART, BUT I,

UH... I THINK SHE´S LOOKING AT

ME.

>> ♫ A MATING GAME... ♫

>> WATCH AND LEARN,

DIZZY LIZZIE.

>> ♫ MATING GAME

A MATING GAME... ♫

>> HERE´S SOMETHING TO THINK

ABOUT WHILE YOU´RE NIBBLING ON

THAT SWIZZLE STICK.

I CAN MUNCH, DIVE, AND GO FISH

BETTER THAN ANY GIRL IN THIS

PLACE. PLUS, I HAVE IN MY

POSSESSION A VERY LIFELIKE DILDO

JUST IN CASE YOU DECIDE

TO GET KINKY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

>> [LAUGHS]

FIRST OF ALL...

I DO THE MUNCHING.

SECOND OF ALL...

YOU´RE AN ASSHOLE.

>> ♫A MATING GAME

A MATING GAME... ♫

>> GODDAMN DYKES HAVE NO SENSE

OF HUMOR.

MORE ALCOHOL´S NOT

GONNA MAKE YOUR NUMBER GO UP,

LIZZIE.

>> THIS IS FROM YOUR FRIEND

OVER THERE.

SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO KNOW

HOW SOON YOU COULD DUMP THE

FAIRY.

>> ♫THE MATING GAME ♫

>> [DING]

>> ♫IN A SEA OF FACES,

IN A SEA OF DOUBT,

IN DISMAL PLACES... ♫

>> [WHISPERING]

You´re so beautiful.

You´re a goddess.

>> ARE YOU REALLY HERE?

OR DID I DREAM YOU UP?

>> You´re the dream.

>> ♫ I HEAR YOU CALLING OUT...

ACROSS THE FRONT DOOR,

ACROSS THE WAY,

I HEAR YOU CALLING MARIA,

CAN YOU BE CALLING HERE

TO SAVE ME, SAVE ME, SAVE ME? ♫

>> [PHONE RINGS]

[RINGING]

[BEEP]

>> HELLO?

>> Woman, on phone: DON´T MOVE.

YOU WERE SHOT FULL OF LIDOCAINE,

SO THERE SHOULDN´T BE ANY PAIN

BEFORE THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVE.

THEY´RE ON THEIR WAY.

>> WHAT´S THE MATTER WITH ME?

>> YOUR KIDNEY´S BEEN SURGICALLY

REMOVED.

OH, DON´T WORRY, HONEY.

YOU ONLY NEED ONE TO LIVE.

>> DR. DAVIS, TELEPHONE, PLEASE.

DR. DAVIS, TELEPHONE, PLEASE.

>> HOW IS SHE?

>> I´M DR. McNAMARA. THIS IS DR.

TROY. DR. CRUZ WORKS FOR US.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU. DR. MYRA

MUKTAR. I´M A NEPHROLOGIST.

>> PLEASE TELL ME SHE´S GOING TO

BE O.K.

>> SHE´S ACTUALLY IN VERY GOOD

SHAPE. WHOEVER THESE ORGAN

THIEVES ARE, THEY DO A CLEAN,

STERILE NEPHRECTOMY.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION

ON WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE?

>> THERE HAVE BEEN 4 OF THESE

THEFTS IN MIAMI SINCE CHRISTMAS,

ALL SIMILAR--A DECOY IN A BAR,

CLEAN SURGERY, AND A POLITE

PHONE CALL AFTERWARDS. THE

INVESTIGATING OFFICERS THINK AN

ORGANIZED RING HAS MOVED INTO

THE AREA.

>> HOW MUCH DOES A BLACK MARKET

KIDNEY GO FOR?

>> $200,000 MAYBE MORE. THAT´S

IF YOU GO THROUGH A NEW BREED OF

BROKER. THEY HANDLE YOUR FLIGHTS

TO SHANGHAI, BRAZIL, AND A HALF

DOZEN OTHER COUNTRIES WHERE

CRIME FLIES UNDER THE RADAR.

>> CAN WE SEE HER?

>> YEAH.

[HOSPITAL CHATTER]

>> HEY.

>> MY FIRST PICK UP IN A GAY

BAR. OW. THINK GOD´S TRYING TO

TELL YOU SOMETHING?

>> YOU´RE GOING TO BE OK, LIZ.

>> I´M FINE. THESE MEDS ARE

FANTASTIC.

[SIGHS] WHAT IS IT ABOUT A

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?

>> I´M SO SORRY, LIZ.

>> THEY TOLD ME I´M GOING TO BE

OUT OF COMMISSION FOR 4 TO 6

WEEKS.

>> WE´LL GET SOMEONE TO COVER

FOR YOU. THAT´S NOT A PROBLEM.

TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.

>> THAT´S NOT THE PROBLEM.

I DON´T HAVE ANYONE TO TAKE CARE

OF ME. I DON´T HAVE ANYONE.

>> YOU´RE WRONG, LIZ.

YOU´RE NOT ALONE.

>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE US, LIZZY.

WE´RE TAKING YOU BACK TO

McNAMARA TROY AS SOON AS YOU

PASS GAS.

>> HEH. OHH. OHH.

DON´T MAKE ME LAUGH.

[PHONE RINGING]

>> CONGRATULATIONS, DARLING. YOU

ALMOST LOOK RESPECTABLE.

>> WHO´S THIS?

>> THIS IS ANNALISE. ANNALISE

HAS BEEN WORKING FOR ME--FOR HOW

LONG HAS IT BEEN?

>> 2 YEARS.

>> ANNALISE HAS BEEN SLOPPY.

I´M AFRAID SHE´S COMPROMISED A

CLIENT. NEED TO MAKE SOME

CHANGES, DON´T WE ANNALISE?

>> CHANGES?

>> YES.

SPECIFICALLY A NEW NOSE AND CHIN

FOR OUR GIRL HERE. AND IT NEEDS

TO HAPPEN TODAY.

>> I DON´T OWE YOU THIS.

I OWE YOU ONE LAST PAYMENT,

AND THEN WE ARE FINISHED.

>> HMPH.

I DON´T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT A

BOON YOUR NEW BUSINESS IS,

PET...FOR ALL OF US.

WHAT´S GOOD FOR ME IS ALWAYS THE

BEST FOR YOU.

>> YOU´RE FINE WITH THIS?

SHE SAYS "FROG," YOU JUMP?

>> JAMES HAS ALWAYS TAKEN GOOD

CARE OF ME.

SHE KNOWS WHAT´S BEST.

>> AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

TO THE DOCTORS? THEY´LL TAKE ONE

LOOK AT HER AND SAY SHE DOESN´T

NEED ANYTHING AT ALL.

THEY WILL TURN HER DOWN.

I GUARANTEE IT.

>> COME HERE, DARLING.

LET´S SEE IF WE AT LEAST HAVE

CASE FOR A CHEMICAL PEEL.

>> AAH!

>> DOES THAT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?

PUT HER ON THE BOOKS NOW.

>> [WHIMPERING]

>> CHRISTIAN, SHE´S BEEN THROUGH

A TERRIBLE HEAD-ON COLLISION.

LET HER--LET HER HAVE IT THE WAY

SHE WANTS IT.

>> I EXAMINED HER. HER FEATURES

HAVE CLASSICAL PROPORTIONS. WHY

WOULD SOMEBODY WHO LOOKS LIKE A

SUPERMODEL WANT TO CHANGE HER

FACE?

>> OUR JOB IS NOT TO JUDGE,

CHRISTIAN. I HAVE THE PATIENT´S

REQUEST IN WRITING--AQUILINE AND

ENHANCED CHIN.

>> FINE.

>> HOW LONG ARE THE PROCEDURES?

DO YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THEM BOTH

BY YOURSELF?

>> I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.

>> I´LL PULL SEAN.

>> HE´S IN A CONSULT.

I´D LIKE YOU TO HELP ME,

DR. LANDAU.

>> LINDA, DID I TELL YOU THAT

MICHELLE WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?

SCRUB UP, DOC.

YOU KNOW IF SOMEBODY OFFERED ME

MY DREAM, I´D JUST SAY, "YES."

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE THE FIRST

CUT, DOCTOR.

I´LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

>> [BROTHER LOUIE BY STORIES

PLAYS]

♫ SHE WAS BLACK AS THE NIGHT,

LOUIE WAS WHITER THAN WHITE,

DANGER, DANGER

WHEN YOU TASTE BROWN SUGAR... ♫

Christian: 15 BLADE.

>> 15 BLADE.

>> ♫ NOTHING BAD, IT WAS GOOD,

LOUIE HAD THE BEST GIRL HE

COULD,

WHEN HE TOOK HER HOME TO MEET

HIS MAMA AND PAPA,

LOUIE KNEW JUST WHERE HE STOOD,

LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE,

LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE, LOU-I

LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE,

LOUIE, LOUIE, YOU´RE GONNA CRY ♫

>> A MONTH´S SEVERANCE, I THINK

THAT´S PERFECTLY FAIR.

>> MORE THAN FAIR, BUT I´M ALSO

ENTITLED TO A REASONABLE

EXPLANATION.

>> YOU CROSSED THE LINE, MARLO.

YOU FONDLED MY WIFE´S BREAST.

I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU,

AND YOU COULDN´T RESIST TOUCHING

IT.

>> HA. I SAID REASONABLE

EXPLANATION.

I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER MILK

LET DOWN.

>> LISTEN, I GET IT.

YOU´RE WORKING AROUND VULNERABLE

WOMEN IN A STATE OF

SEMI-UNDRESS. IT´S GOT TO BE

TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU

MIGHT HAVE SOME FRUSTRATIONS IN

THAT AREA.

>> MEANING I HAVE PROBLEMS

ATTRACTING WOMEN. THEREFORE, IN

MY SEX-STARVED STATE, I COULDN´T

HELP BUT COP A FEEL OF YOUR

WIFE´S BREAST...WOW. TOO BAD.

I LIKED THIS JOB.

AND, STRANGELY ENOUGH, I THOUGHT

YOU AND I WERE ON THE SAME PAGE.

>> ABOUT WHAT?

>> ABOUT KEEPING JULIA OFF OF

ANTI-DEPRESSANTS SO SHE COULD

NURSE CONNOR. HE NEEDS THAT FROM

HER. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? HE´S NOT

MY KID. HE´S YOURS.

AND ABOUT ME AND THE

LADIES--BETWEEN GILDA, SHE´S A

DANCER WITH THE MIAMI BALLET AND

ROSIE, BUYER FOR SAKS, I GET

MORE...SEND JULIA MY REGRETS.

>> WAIT A MINUTE,

SO IN YOUR OPINION WHAT ARE THE

CHANCES WE CAN KEEP HER OFF THE

MEDICATION?

>> PERSONALLY, I THINK THE PILLS

ARE JUST AN EXCUSE NOT TO BREAST

FEED. WHEN SHE NURSES, HIS

LITTLE HANDS ON HER SKIN MAKE

HER ANXIOUS. I´VE SEEN IT

FIRSTHAND.

>> SO WHAT´S YOUR SOLUTION,

IF YOU DON´T MIND MY ASKING?

>> SHE NEEDS THE SPACE TO

EXPRESS HERSELF...ENCOURAGEMENT,

NOT ABSOLUTES. ANYTHING MORE AND

YOU´RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ME.

>> [KNOCKING]

>> HI.

IS THIS A BAD TIME?

>> IT´S ALL CLEAR UP THERE,

MONICA. I´M NOT SURE WHY YOU´RE

HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.

>> IT ISN´T SWOLLEN?

>> NOPE.

>> WOULD YOU HATE ME IF I TOLD

YOU I WASN´T REALLY HAVING

TROUBLE BREATHING.

WHAT I´M HAVING TROUBLE WITH IS

GETTING YOU OUT OF MY MIND.

HOW YOU TOUCHED ME--

>> MONICA, I´M NOT GOING TO BE

WITH YOU AGAIN. I´M MARRIED.

WE BOTH MADE A MISTAKE.

>> PEOPLE SAY THAT EYES ARE THE

WINDOWS TO A PERSON´S SOUL.

I SAY IT´S THE HANDS.

I LOVE YOUR HANDS.

THEY´RE SO SENSITIVE AND

CONFIDENT.

COME SEE ME TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE.

YOU DROPPED ME OFF.

>> YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT ME,

MONICA.

>> I CAN´T.

I TRIED.

I CAN´T.

I´LL BE AT HOME TONIGHT,

THINKING OF YOUR HANDS ON ME.

>> WHEN WILL I GET MY SENSATION

BACK?

>> SHOULD COME BACK OVER THE

NEXT FEW MINUTES.

>> MARK.

>> HELLO, SHERRI.

>> WHAT--I THOUGHT--

>> YOU THOUGHT WHAT?

>> EXCUSE ME, BUT WE´RE IN THE

MIDDLE OF AN EXAM. YOU´LL HAVE

TO TAKE A SEAT IN THE WAITING

ROOM.

>> YOU SAID YOU WEREN´T COMING

BACK UNTIL THE 30th.

>> SO YOU BOOKED YOURSELF A

LITTLE PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE

YOURSELF LOOK ALL PRETTY FOR ME?

>> HOW´D YOU KNOW?

>> YOU WEREN´T HOME.

I CALLED YOUR SISTER.

>> I´M SORRY I DIDN´T CLEAN THE

HOUSE.

>> GUESS WHAT I SAW.

>> SIR, THE HOMECOMING´S GOING

TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOUR WIFE

IS DISCHARGED.

>> DID ROJO POOP INSIDE?

I ASKED MY SISTER TO WALK HIM--

>> I SAW AN OPEN PEANUT BUTTER

JAR BY THE GOD DAMN BED, SHERRI.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED THIS

WASN´T GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

>> I TOLD YOU I DIDN´T CLEAN UP.

I DIDN´T KNOW THAT YOU WERE

COMING BACK.

>> SO NOW YOU JUST KEEP IT THERE

BY THE BED IN CASE THE SPIRIT

MOVES YOU.

HOW OFTEN? EVERY NIGHT?

>> SERGEANT, IF YOUR WIFE´S

PEANUT BUTTER ADDICTION IS A

PROBLEM, YOU´LL HAVE TO DEAL

WITH THIS AT HOME.

>> I´LL BE DONE IN 60 SECONDS.

YOU KNOW ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE,

SHERRI, AS YOU SAT THERE

CHATTERING AWAY, MY MIND RAN

THROUGH ALL THE THINGS ABOUT YOU

THAT COULD BECOME A PROBLEM FOR

ME. AS YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO

ANTICIPATE--

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FAILED TO

ANTICIPATE, MARK? HOW LONELY I

WOULD GET WITH YOU GONE FOR

MONTHS AT A TIME.

>> AND I ALSO FAILED TO

ANTICIPATE THAT YOU WOULD TURN

INTO A FAITHLESS, DEMENTED

WHORE, WHO WOULD USE PEANUT

BUTTER TO SEDUCE YOUR OWN DOG!

>> WHAT´S IN YOUR DUFFLE BAG,

MARK? WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO TO HIS

WIFE´S LOVER.

>> POOR DOG NEVER EVEN SAW IT

COMING.

>> SEDUCED BY A WEAKNESS FOR

PEANUT BUTTER AND A BLIND TRUST

IN HUMANS.

>> THIS WAY, BOYS. IT´S OUT THE

BACK ENTRANCE.

LIZ, I´M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT

HAPPENED TO YOU.

IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING,

ANYTHING AT ALL, DON´T HESITATE

TO ASK.

>> CAREFUL, CHRISTIAN, BASED ON

RECENT EVENTS IT SHOULD BE

CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT THERE IS A

REASON THAT SOME FRUIT IS

FORBIDDEN.

>> I THINK YOU´VE HAD ENOUGH

EXERCISE FOR TODAY, LIZZY. LET´S

GET YOU BACK TO BED.

>> YOU´RE MICHELLE´S FRIEND.

UM, SHE´LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

SHE JUST WENT TO TAKE CARE OF

SOME BUSINESS.

>> IT´S NOT A PROBLEM.

>> WHO´S THAT?

>> SHE´S THE ONE--YOU KNOW, THE

ONE--WHO VERY OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT

FONDLING MICHELLE IN THE GARAGE.

>> AHH.

Julia: HEH HEH HEH.

HEY.

>> HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

>> IT WAS GOOD.

BETTER IN FACT.

>> GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

>> IT´S GROWING ON ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I´M NOT SURE, YET.

WANT A BEER?

>> HEH HEH. SURE.

>> [KNOCKING]

>> OH, MY GOD. I´M SO GLAD YOU

CAME. COME IN.

>> I COULD USE A DRINK.

>> I´VE GOT THE TICKET.

>> ACTUALLY I´D PREFER A SCOTCH.

>> THEY´RE HASH BROWNIES. I MADE

THEM THIS AFTERNOON.

THERE´S NOTHING BETTER THAN

MAKING LOVE STONED.

>> [OBSESSION BY ANIMOTION

BEGINS]

>> ♫ YOU ARE AN OBSESSION,

I CANNOT SLEEP,

I AM YOUR POSSESSION

UNOPENED AT YOUR FEET,

THERE´S NO BALANCE... ♫

>> TAKE OFF YOUR TIE, SEAN.

>> ♫ BE STILL

I WILL NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT ♫

>> ♫ I WILL HAVE YOU,

YES, I WILL HAVE YOU... ♫

>> TAKE YOUR TIE OFF, PUSSY.

I MEAN YOU CAN´T TAKE HER ASS

WITH YOUR TIE ON, RIGHT?

MMM. THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> HELL WAS FULL SO I CAME UP TO

CHAPERONE YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW HOW

MUCH I LOVE A PARTY, SEAN.

>> ♫ BY SUN OR CANDLELIGHT,

YOU PROTEST,

YOU WANT TO LEAVE, STAY OH,

THERE´S NO ALTERNATIVE ♫

>> ♫ YOUR FACE APPEARS AGAIN

I SEE THE BEAUTY THERE,

BUT I SEE DANGER,

STRANGER, BEWARE... ♫

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> NO, MY FRIEND, I BELIEVE THE

QUESTION IS WHAT DO YOU WANT.

I BELIEVE YOU WANT THIS.

SO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND BE A

MAN. HA HA. I THINK THAT´S WHAT

I WOULD DO.

>> DON´T TURN OUT WILD, MY LOVE.

>> MEGAN...OH, GOD.

SOMETIMES I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

>> I´M ALWAYS WITH YOU, SEAN.

>> HEY, SEAN, SCREW THIS CANCER

BITCH. SHE´S A DEAD LADY.

YOU GOT A LIVE ONE HERE.

WHERE YOU NEED TO GO?

>> SHE´S NOT WHAT YOU WANT.

>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT I WANT

ANYMORE.

>> HERE´S WHAT YOU WANT.

IT´S CALLED DADDY´S LITTLE

HELPER FROM THE TREE OF

KNOWLEDGE. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER,

SEAN. AND POWER--HA HA--IS

TAKING THAT BITCH´S ASS.

COME ON.

THAT´S RIGHT. THAT´S MY BOY.

YOU CAN DO IT. COME ON. COME ON.

BITE IT.

>> MMM. YOU´RE JUST AFRAID.

GO HOME. THEY ALL NEED YOU NOW.

>> I CAN´T KEEP BEING EVERYTHING

TO EVERYBODY. I CAN´T TAKE THE

PRESSURE ANYMORE.

>> THEN BUST A HARD NUT, SEAN.

RELIEVE THE PRESSURE, MAN.

>> I DON´T WANT THIS.

I´M NOT YOU.

>> UH, SEAN, YES YOU ARE.

>> IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

IS THIS WHO YOU WANT TO BE.

>> SEAN, YOUR BABY´S A FREAK.

MAKE HER PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID TO

YOU. MAKE GOD PAY FOR GIVING YOU

A BABY WITH LOBSTER HANDS.

>> I LOVE MY BABY.

I LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT.

>> DO YOU STILL LOVE ME, SEAN?

OR DO YOU BLAME ME FOR CONNOR.

IS THAT WHY YOU´RE DOING THIS?

TO MAKE ME PAY? TO HURT ME?

>> I DON´T WANT TO HURT YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, SEAN.

>> NO.

YOU´RE LOVELY. AND I WANT YOU,

BUT...BUT NO. I´M GOING TO GO

HOME NOW.

>> [LAUGHING]

>> HELLO, SWEETHEART.

>> HELLO, DARLIN´.

LOOK WHO STOPPED BY TO CHECK

YOUR OLD MAN´S BALLS. HA HA.

I GUESS YOU TOLD HIM I WASN´T

FEELING WELL, HUH?

>> IS EVERYTHING OK?

>> JUST A SMALL HEMATOMA FROM

THE SURGERY--NOTHING TO WORRY

ABOUT.

>> OH, WHAT´S UP, HONEY?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAD A LONG

DAY.

>> OH, IT´S--IT´S BEEN A HARD

ONE.

>> WASN´T IT? WE HAD AN

EMERGENCY FACIAL

RECONSTRUCTION--BAD CAR CRASH.

ACTUALLY THE PATIENT, I BELIEVE,

WAS A FRIEND OF YOUR WIFE´S.

YOU KNOW THE VERY

STYLISH-LOOKING WOMAN THAT LIZ

MET IN THE PARKING GARAGE A FEW

WEEKS AGO.

MAYBE YOU JUST MISSED HER.

>> HMM.

LIKE I SAID, IT´S BEEN A LONG

DAY. I´M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY,

CHRISTIAN. I´LL SEE YOU

TOMORROW.

>> ACTUALLY, MICHELLE, I´LL BE

KEEPING YOU COMPANY ALL NIGHT.

BURT´S ASKED ME TO STAY FOR

DINNER.

SO WHO´S THE MYSTERY WOMAN,

MICHELLE?

SHE A LOVER?

>> LIZ IS A LONELY WOMAN WITH A

VIVID IMAGINATION.

>> AH, SEE YOU AT DINNER...

WHERE, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

I PLAN ON TELLING YOUR

HUSBAND--MY OTHER BOSS--THAT I

WENT THROUGH THE RECORDS TODAY

AND REALIZED WE OPERATED ON A

PERSON THAT DIDN´T EVEN EXIST,

A PHANTOM PATIENT, UNBILLED.

BURT WOULD FIND THAT

FASCINATING, DON´T YOU THINK?

>> CHRISTIAN, I´M NOT HAVING AN

AFFAIR WITH HER. LEAVE IT ALONE.

>> YOU TALK OR I WILL.

>> LOCK THE DOOR.

>> HER NAME IS JAMES. SHE RUNS A

MODELING AGENCY, AND I´M

INDEBTED TO HER.

>> SO INDEBTED YOU AGREED

TO WORK ON HER LITTLE PROTEGE

FOR FREE? HMM?

AND YOU LET HER SQUEEZE YOUR

TITS. SO WHAT´S REAL, MICHELLE?

IS IT ALL LIES? DID YOU GO TO

MEDICAL SCHOOL?

>> YES. I DID.

AND JAMES PAID FOR IT.

>> IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT?

A MODELING CONTRACT?

>> IN A WAY.

>> GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER GOD

DAMN IT!

>> I WAS AN ESCORT.

I DID IT FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.

AND THEN I COULDN´T TAKE IT

ANYMORE. SO I QUIT MEDICAL

SCHOOL AND I QUIT WORKING FOR

HER.

>> SO WHEN DID YOU MEET BURT?

BEFORE OR AFTER YOU QUIT SUCKING

DICK FOR LUNCH MONEY?

>> AFTER.

>> YOU SAW YOUR OUT AND YOU

MARRIED HIM.

BUT NOW JAMES WANTS A PIECE

OF THE ACTION. I GET IT.

>> I THOUGHT I MADE MY FINAL

PAYMENT, BUT NOW SHE WON´T LET

ME GO OR LET ME FORGET WHERE I

CAME FROM. SHE´S A PSYCHOPATH.

>> SO YOU HAVE A FATAL

ATTRACTION FOR THE GOOD LIFE.

>> JUST LIKE YOU DO.

PLEASE. PLEASE. DON´T TELL BURT.

HE DOESN´T DESERVE TO BE HURT.

HE LOVES ME.

>> I WON´T TELL HIM YOUR SECRET

IF YOU DON´T TELL HIM MINE.

>> WHAT´S YOUR SECRET?

>> THAT I MADE LOVE TO HIS WIFE

BEFORE DINNER.

>> SHOULD I BE FLATTERED OR

WORRIED?

>> IT´S BEAUTIFUL.

IT´S JUST PERFECT.

>> [BABY WHIMPERS]

>> CAN YOU FEED HIM, PLEASE?

I AM SO TIRED.

>> UH, JULIA--

>> PLEASE.

>> I CAN´T.

>> [EXHALES]

>> THAT´S AN INTERESTING WORD

YOU USED TO DESCRIBE MY

WORK--"PERFECT."

YOU DON´T SAY IT OUT LOUD BUT

SOMETIMES YOU MUST THINK TO

YOURSELF THAT CONNOR IS SO

IMPERFECT.

>> IT´S NOT SOMETHING I LIKE TO

TALK ABOUT.

>> YOU HAVE A DEFORMED CHILD,

JULIA. IT´S NOT GOING TO GO AWAY

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON´T SAY IT

OUT LOUD.

>> COME ON, SWEETY.

>> YOU--I CAN´T HELP THINKING

YOU CAN´T FEEL ALL THE LOVING,

TENDER THINGS WITHOUT FEELING

THE PAINFUL THINGS, TOO.

YOU CAN´T HAVE ONE THING WITHOUT

THE OTHER.

MY MOTHER TOLD ME ONCE THAT SHE

WISHED SHE HAD ABORTED ME.

NATURALLY I WAS A PRETTY ANGRY

KID...NOT UNLIKE YOUR SON.

>> WE WERE IN AN ABORTION

CLINIC, SEAN AND I.

CONNOR WAS A MISTAKE.

WE WERE SEPARATED AT THE TIME,

AND, UH, WE JUST GOT LONELY.

I NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPENED,

BUT WE WERE SITTING THERE,

AND WE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT.

WE NEVER SAID IT TO EACH OTHER,

BUT WE KNEW THAT THIS BABY WAS

OUR LAST HOPE OF MAKING IT

TOGETHER. GOD FORGIVE ME.

I SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH WITH

IT.

I WISH I HAD.

SEAN CAN´T HANDLE IT EITHER.

YOU KNOW, HE ACTS LIKE HE CAN,

BUT HE FEELS THE SAME WAY I DO.

I KNOW IT. WE BLEW IT WITH OUR

NORMAL, HEALTHY CHILD. WHAT HOPE

DO WE HAVE OF DOING RIGHT BY

THIS ONE?

AHH. HEY.

WHAT DID YOU DO? HA HA HA.

PUT SOME KIND OF MAGIC SPELL ON

US?

>> I DIDN´T DO ANYTHING.

>> HI.

>> HEY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

>> YOU DO REALIZE YOU´RE NOT

SUPPOSED TO NURSE IF YOU´RE

TAKING ANTI-DEPRESSANTS?

>> I FILLED THE PRESCRIPTION,

BUT I DIDN´T TAKE IT YET.

[SIGHS]

>> THE MURAL´S BEAUTIFUL.

A PERFECT WORLD BEFORE THE FALL.

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