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Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON
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NIP/TUCK...
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>> YOU LOOK GOOD.
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>> I FOUND SOMETHING THAT I KNOW
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CAN HELP ME.
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>> WHAT?
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>> SCIENTOLOGY.
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>> I WANT TO DO AN OPERATION
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ON THE BABY. IT MAY TAKE
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MULTIPLE SURGERIES. I CAN´T
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KNOW THAT YET, BUT I WANT TO
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DO IT SOON.
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>> OK.
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DO IT, SEAN.
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[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS]
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♫ STUCK OUT IN A CROWD
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HE HAD THE KIND OF BODY
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THAT WOULD SHAME ADONIS
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AND A FACE THAT WOULD MAKE
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MEN CRY
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OH WHAT WOW
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HE´S THE GREATEST DANCER
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OH WHAT WOW
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THAT I´VE EVER SEEN
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OH WHAT WOW
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HE´S THE GREATEST DANCER
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OH WHAT WOW
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THAT I´VE EVER SEEN
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>> LIKE MY NEW BABY?
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230 GRAND.
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SPOILS OF THE SOIL, MY FRIEND.
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[LAUGHING]
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450 HORSE.
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TOP SPEED OF 192 PER HOUR.
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MULTI POINTS, FUEL INJECTION
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AND A COLOR TV IN THE BACK
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SO I NEVER MISS AN EPISODE
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OF OPRAH.
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>> I PICKED UP A NEW SET OF
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WHEELS MYSELF.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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60 MILES TO THE GALLON.
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AND I CAN DRIVE IT IN THE
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CARPOOL LANE. CHECK THIS OUT.
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>> I HAD IT INSTALLED THIS
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MORNING. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
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>> YEAH, NERVOUS?
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>> THIRD TIME´S A CHARM.
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WE´RE HYPER PREPARED THIS TIME.
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NO SURPRISES.
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WHICH IS WHY I WANT YOU TO
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HAVE THIS FOR WHEN JULIA´S
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WATER BREAKS.
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YOU WERE THERE FOR MATT AND
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ANNIE´S BIRTH. IT´S A
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McNAMARA FAMILY TRADITION.
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CALL MY CELL PHONE.
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BEEPERS ARE FOR PLUMBERS
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AND DRUG DEALERS.
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>> YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
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>> THE LINE ON MY JACKET´S
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RUINED, SEAN.
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>> LOOK, CHRISTIAN, I NEED TO
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TAKE CARE OF JULIA DURING THE
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BIRTH. ALAN B IS ADEQUATE, BUT
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I WANT A DOCTOR THERE I
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CAN TRUST. IN CASE THERE ARE
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ANY COMPLICATIONS.
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>> OK.
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♫ OH WHAT WOW
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HE´S THE GREATEST DANCER
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OH WHAT WOW ♫
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>> WHAT´S SO FUNNY, LADIES?
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>> LINDA. ARE YOU BLUSHING?
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Woman: OOH...OOH..OOH, ROLL
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OVER, I WANT TO SPANK YOUR ASS.
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OH, YEAH...OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, I WANT EVERY INCH OF
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YOU, BABY.
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HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO,
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HERE WE GO. OH, YEAH.
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TOUCHDOWN, BABY. TOUCHDOWN.
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TOUCHDOWN, BABY! YEAH, BABY!
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>> GIVE ME MORE. GIVE IT TO ME.
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>> CHRISTIAN, IS THAT YOU?
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>> I CAN GO ALL NIGHT.
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I´M A GODDAMN GIANT!
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>> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU
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GET THIS?
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>> LOOKS LIKE YOU SCREWED OVER
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ONE AV NERD TOO MANY, HOT PANTS.
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THIS WAS POSTED ON "YOU TUBE"
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YESTERDAY. IT´S GONE VIRAL IN
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THE LAST 24 HOURS.
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YOUR FAT ASS HAS BEEN
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DOWNLOADED 6,000 TIMES,
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CHRISTIAN. [LAUGHING]
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>> THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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>> IT´S ALSO ILLEGAL. YOU COULD
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SUE. THIS IS AN INVASION OF
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PRIVACY.
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>> I DON´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
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THAT. LEAKED SEX TAPES ARE
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GOLD, BUT LOOK AT THE ANGLE
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SHE´S GOT ON TUMMY, I LOOK LIKE
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JABBA THE HUT.
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Christian: LOOK AT ME!
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Woman: I´M LOOKING AT YOU!
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Christian: LOOK AT ME...
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>> THE CAMERA DOES ADD
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15 POUNDS.
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>> SAY I´M THE HOTTEST PIECE
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OF ASS YOU EVER HAD.
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>> YOU´RE THE HOTTEST, SEXIEST
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PIECE OF ASS I´VE EVER HAD!
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>> YEAH!
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Woman: YEAH!
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OH, YEAH...
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>> WHAT?
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>> I´M GONNA GO WASH IT OFF,
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BABY.
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>> OK, BABY. OOH, YEAH...
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WHEW!
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>> HOLY SHIT.
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IS THAT MY ASS?
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♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
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MAKE ME
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THE PERFECT SOUL
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THE PERFECT MIND
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THE PERFECT FACE
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THE PERFECT
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EYES ♫
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[HEAVY SIGH]
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>> IS THIS A STRETCH MARK?
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>> IT´S NOTHING.
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YOU DIDN´T GET STRETCH MARKS
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WITH MATT OR ANNIE, WHY WORRY
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ABOUT ´EM NOW?
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>> I WASN´T 40 WHEN I HAD THEM.
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>> LET ME DO IT. I´M NOT GONNA
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LET YOU HAVE ALL THE FUN.
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>> DON´T FORGET TO BE HOME
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EARLY. WE HAVE THE INTERVIEWS
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WITH THE NURSES LINDA
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RECOMMENDED.
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>> OF COURSE. THOSE JOBS WILL
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HAVE TO WAIT.
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THIS IS MY PRIORITY RIGHT NOW.
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>> DO YOU THINK IT´S TOO EARLY
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TO BE HIRING A NIGHT NURSE?
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>> THERE´S ONE THING I LEARNED
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FROM HAVING 2 KIDS ALREADY,
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IT´S THAT THEY DON´T GIVE OUT
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PARENTING MEDALS FOR BEING UP
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ALL NIGHT.
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>> HIS CONDITION IS GONNA BE
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CHALLENGING, JULIA.
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THE ONLY WAY WE´RE GONNA BE
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ABLE TO HANDLE IT IS IF WE HIT
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THE GROUND RUNNING.
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>> SAY IT.
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>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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>> WHAT´S THE DIFFERENCE?
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YOU SAY IT 10 TIMES A DAY.
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>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE
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ABOUT YOURSELF.
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>> I´D LIKE YOU TO DO SOME LIPO
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ON MY MIDSECTION.
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>> YOU´RE OVERREACTING.
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>> MY IMPERFECTIONS, WHILE
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SLIGHT, HAVE BEEN BROADCAST FOR
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THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, SEAN.
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NOW I HAVE A STRONG EGO, BUT
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WHEN A WHOLE CITY STARTS
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LOOKING AT YOU AS IF YOU´RE
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FLAWED, IT´S HARD NOT TO START
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BELIEVING.
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I WENT TO A CLUB LAST NIGHT.
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I COULD FEEL EVERYBODY´S EYES
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LOOKING AT MY...STOMACH.
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>> CHRISTIAN, THIS IS CLASSIC
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BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER.
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LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR.
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YOU ARE A MODEL OF PHYSICAL
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PERFECTION.
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>> I KNOW, BUT I CAN BE BETTER.
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I KNOW I CAN. WOULD YOU TELL
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A MILLIONAIRE TO STOP MAKING
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MONEY?
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>> DO YOU SAY THAT HOTTEST
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PIECE OF ASS LINE EVERY TIME
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YOU HAVE SEX?
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>> PRETTY MUCH.
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FINE, IF YOU DON´T DO IT FOR
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ME, THEN DO IT FOR THE BUSINESS.
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PLASTIC SURGEONS CAN´T BE FAT.
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THERE´S AN EPIDEMIC OF OBESITY
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IN THIS COUNTRY,
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AND IT´S OUR JOB TO EXEMPLIFY
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A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.
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>> PASSING ON THE KEY LIME PIE
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OR THAT SECOND BOTTLE OF MERLOT
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MIGHT BE A MORE REASONABLE WAY
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TO SET AN EXAMPLE.
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>> DIET?
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>> YEAH.
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>> IS THAT WHAT WE TELL THE
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20 PEOPLE A WEEK WHO COME IN
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HERE LOOKING TO GET THEIR
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SPARE TIRE SUCKED UP?
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NO, SEAN. WE´RE IN THE QUICK
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FIX BIZ.
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I WENT THROUGH THE VIDEO A FEW
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MORE TIMES, AND I´VE IDENTIFIED
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THESE AS MY PROBLEM AREAS.
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>> I SAW THE VIDEO, TOO.
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I THINK IT´S YOUR ASS YOU SHOULD
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BE MARKING UP.
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>> JUST PUT ME ON THE BOOKS.
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>> HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME
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RIGHT NOW?
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>> DO WHAT?
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>> I´M HAVING A HANDICAPPED SON
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IN A FEW DAYS. HOW CAN YOU
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STAND IN FRONT OF ME AND BE
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SO SUPERFICIAL?
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>> WELL, I´M SORRY. I GUESS I
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THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING OK.
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I MEAN, YOU SEE SO ON TOP OF
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EVERYTHING.
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IF YOU NEED TO TALK, I´M HERE
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FOR YOU.
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>> NO, I´M FINE.
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IT´S JUST, THERE´S STILL A LOT
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TO DO.
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I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD CALL
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YOUR TRAINER BEFORE YOU CALL
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YOUR DOCTOR.
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♫ LET´S GO
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>> 15, 16...YOU KNOW, THIS
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WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF YOU
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CAME TO SEE ME MORE OFTEN.
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>> CANDY, I´M A PLASTIC SURGEON.
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I DON´T HAVE TIME TO COME DOWN
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HERE AND SWEAT AT THE OLDIES
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5 TIMES A WEEK.
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MODELS AND ACTORS.
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NOTHING BUT TIME TO WORK OUT
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AND JERK OFF LOOKING AT
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THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR.
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>> ACTUALLY, HE´S NOT AN ACTOR.
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THAT´S DR. MIKE EMWAY.
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HE´S A PLASTIC SURGEON, TOO.
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>> COME ON. 19...
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COME ON, UP, UP!
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ALL RIGHT.
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>> YOU STARING AT MY DICK?
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>> NO, I´M CHECKING OUT
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YOUR ASS.
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>> DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.
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>> DR. MIKE EMWAY.
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McNAMARA/TROY, RIGHT?
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>> YOU HEARD OF US, HUH?
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>> YEAH. YOU GUYS WERE FRONT
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PAGE NEWS FOR AWHILE.
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AND I SAW YOUR VIDEO.
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SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT´S AN
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HONOR TO MEET YOU. YOU GUYS
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WERE THE FIRST PLACE IN TOWN
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TO MIX PLASTIC SURGERY WITH
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STYLE. YOU PAVED THE WAY,
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MY BROTHER.
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>> HOW THINGS AT YOUR PRACTICE?
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>> TOO BIG. JUST HAD TO HIRE
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TWO NEW ASSOCIATES. AND WE´RE
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THINKING OF TAKING ON A THIRD
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NEXT MONTH. I´LL TELL YOU,
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CHRISTIAN, THIS TOWN IS FILTHY
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WITH MALAKAS WHO WILL
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PAY THE BIG BUCKS
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TO LOOK HALF AS GOOD AS
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WE DO.
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>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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HOW DO YOU GET THAT, UH,
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DELINEATION IN THE ABS THERE?
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I´VE BEEN DOING A THOUSAND
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CRUNCHES A WEEK, AND I CAN´T
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SEEM TO GET MINE TO POP LIKE
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THAT.
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>> I DON´T EAT.
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SERIOUSLY.
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I HAVE PROTEIN SHAKES FOR
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BREAKFAST AND LUNCH, AND A
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LIGHT DINNER. AND NO REFINED
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SUGARS. AND I´M IN HERE
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EVERY DAY.
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>> HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
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>> WELL, THE HOUR YOU SPEND
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WATCHING SPORTS CENTER, I´M IN
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HERE. DURING YOUR 45 MINUTE
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LUNCH AT JOE´S STONE CRAB,
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I´M JOGGING DOWN THE STRAND.
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GOTTA MAKE THE SACRIFICES.
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>> SACRIFICES?
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YOU´RE A GODDAMN PHYSICAL
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TERRORIST.
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>> BUT I DON´T HAVE TO WAIT TO
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GET INTO HEAVEN TO SCREW
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40 VIRGINS. LOOK, THING IS,
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I´M 33. YOUR BASAL METABOLIC
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RATE SLOWS DOWN 10 PERCENT
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EVERY DECADE AFTER 30.
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NOW YOU LOOK GREAT FOR YOUR AGE.
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BUT IT´S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE
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FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE ME.
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NOT NATURALLY. HEY, IT´S NICE
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MEETING YOU, HUH?
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♫ AH, FREAK OUT
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LE FREAK, C´EST CHIC
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FREAK OUT
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AH, FREAK OUT
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LE FREAK, C´EST CHIC
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FREAK OUT
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AH, FREAK OUT ♫
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>> WHY THE HELL HAVEN´T YOU
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RETURNED ANY OF MY CALLS?
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>> I DIDN´T KNOW YOU
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WORKED OUT HERE.
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>> I´VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
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A HOLD OF YOU FOR A WEEK, MATTY.
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>> I´M KIND OF BUSY.
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>> DOING WHAT? HANDING OUT
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LEAFLETS AT AIRPORTS WITH
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HARE KIMBER?
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>> YOU SEE, THAT´S WHY I DON´T
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WANT TO TALK TO YOU, MAN.
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YOU´RE AN SP.
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>> GODDAMN IT, I´M NOT
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SUPERFICIAL.
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>> NO. SUPPRESSIVE PERSONALITY.
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THAT´S SOMEONE THAT KEEPS YOU
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FROM BEING YOUR TRUE SELF.
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REALIZING YOUR FULL POTENTIAL.
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>> WHO TOLD YOU THAT, THE
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SELF HELP FAIRY?
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>> NO. KIMBER.
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SHE´S GOT A LOT MORE TO HER
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THAN YOU THINK, MAN.
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>> TRUST ME, SLICK. I KNOW
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EVERY INCH OF THAT WOMAN.
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SHE´S NOTHING MORE THAN A
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BLEACHED BLONDE VAMPIRE, AND YOU
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NEED TO STAY THE HELL AWAY
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FROM HER.
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WAIT. MATTY, MATTY, MATTY, WAIT.
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COME ON.
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AFTER EVERYTHING YOU´VE BEEN
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THROUGH, YOU´RE VULNERABLE
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RIGHT NOW. THAT´S ALL. KIMBER
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FEEDS OFF THAT. YOU CAN TAKE
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MY WORD FOR IT.
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>> SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME
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THE MORAL AUTHORITY?
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WOMEN,
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HOW TO ABUSE THEM, AND MAYBE
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FLASHY CARS.
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LOOK, I JUST CAN´T HAVE YOU IN
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MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
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>> ALL RIGHT. HOW LONG IS THIS
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GOING TO LAST?
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>> UNTIL I DECIDE.
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>> I´M GETTING MY NURSING
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DEGREE AT BERRY. THAT´S WHY
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I MOVED DOWN FROM AKRON.
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>> AND HAVE YOU WORKED WITH
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HANDICAPPED CHILDREN BEFORE?
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>> I PREFER HANDICAPABLE.
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THE CHILD DOESN´T THINK THERE´S
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ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM.
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IT´S JUST THE WAY LIFE IS.
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I HOPE IT´S OK, BUT WHEN
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NURSE LINDA TOLD ME OF YOUR
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CHILD´S CONDITION, I DID SOME
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RESEARCH. I ASSUME, AS A
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PLASTIC SURGEON, YOU´LL BE
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PERFORMING THE RECONSTRUCTIVE
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SURGERIES ON HIM.
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>> THAT´S RIGHT.
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>> WELL, I´M VERY COMFORTABLE
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ADMINISTERING MEDICATIONS AND
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CHANGING BANDAGES. NOW POOPY
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DIAPERS, THAT´S ANOTHER STORY.
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>> WELL, MONICA, I´M GOING TO
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CHECK YOUR REFERENCES, BUT
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BARRING ANYTHING UNFORESEEN,
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I THINK THAT WE´D LOVE TO HAVE
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YOU WORKING WITH US.
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[THUNDER]
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>> DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW OFTEN
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THE BUS STOPS AT THE STATION ON
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THE CORNER?
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>> YOU DON´T HAVE A CAR?
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>> IT´S BEING SHIPPED FROM
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AKRON. I PROMISE IT´LL BE HERE
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BEFORE I START WORK.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS
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SILLY. I MEAN, IT´S POURING OUT.
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SEAN WILL DRIVE YOU HOME.
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>> YEAH. OF COURSE.
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>> ARE YOU SURE? I WON´T MELT.
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>> OH, PLEASE. HE NEVER MISSES
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A CHANCE TO TAKE HIS NEW HYBRID
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BABY FOR A SPIN.
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>> EXCUSE ME.
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THE GARAGE IS BACK HERE.
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>> SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING,
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DR. McNAMARA?
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I DON´T MEAN TO PRY, IT´S JUST
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THAT I´VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF
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FAMILIES WITH HANDICAPABLE KIDS.
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AND IT´S ALWAYS THE FATHER WHO
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TAKES A BACK SEAT TO EVERYONE.
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EVEN THE DOG.
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>> WE DON´T HAVE A DOG, BUT
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THANKS. I´M FINE.
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>> I´M SO EXCITED TO START
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WORKING DOWN HERE. YOU KNOW,
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IN THE BIG CITY.
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>> OH, MIAMI´S GREAT. WE GOT
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THE BEACH, THE EVERGLADES, LOTS
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OF YOUNG PEOPLE. WITH YOUR
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PERSONALITY, I´M SURE YOU´LL
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MAKE PLENTY OF FRIENDS.
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>> YEAH. I WENT TO SOUTH BEACH
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WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE, I KNOW
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HOW FAR MY PERSONALITY WILL
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GET ME. NEXT TO THOSE PERFECT
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BODS IN THEIR DENTAL FLOSS
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THONGS.
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>> DON´T SAY THAT. YOU´RE...
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A VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRL.
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>> FOR AKRON.
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WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR HONEST
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OPINION ON SOMETHING?
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AS A SURGEON?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS
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BUMP ON MY NOSE? I ALWAYS
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THOUGHT IT SORT OF LOOKED LIKE
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A PERMANENT ZIT.
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>> I WOULDN´T CHANGE A THING.
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>> HEY, YOU MIND IF I TURN
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THIS ON?
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>> SURE.
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>> UM...
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>> HERE. TURN THAT.
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THAT´S UP AND DOWN.
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>> OH, WOW. COOL.
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OH, YES. I LOVE THIS SONG.
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THIS WAS OUR PROM THEME.
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>> MINE WAS STAIRWAY TO
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HEAVEN. GOD.
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MAKES ME FEEL SO OLD.
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♫ ANYBODY THAT FEELS THE WAY
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I DO ABOUT YOU NOW ♫
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>> GOD, I MISS THAT TIME.
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NOTHING TO DO BUT CHILL AND
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HAVE FUN.
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>> NO RESPONSIBILITIES.
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ALL THAT ENDS WHEN YOU
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HAVE KIDS. FEELING OF FREEDOM.
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NOBODY DEMANDING ANYTHING FROM
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YOU. THAT´S WHAT YOUTH IS.
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>> YEAH. I GUESS I SHOULD TRY
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TO ENJOY IT MORE WHILE I STILL
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CAN.
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♫ AND I STILL WANT
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YOU´RE MY WONDER WALL ♫
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>> WHAT´S A WONDER WALL?
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>> IT´S SOMEBODY YOU CAN ALWAYS
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LEAN ON. NO MATTER WHAT YOU
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NEED. THEY´RE THERE FOR YOU.
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♫ I DON´T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY
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FEELS THE WAY I DO
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ABOUT YOU NOW
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AND ALL THE WALLS THAT LEAD
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YOU DOWN THE LINE CHAIN
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AND ALL THE LIGHTS THAT LIGHT
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THE WAY ARE BLINDING.
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THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I
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WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU
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BUT I DON´T KNOW HOW
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SO, BABY
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YOU´RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT
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SAVES ME
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AND AFTER ALL
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YOU´RE MY WONDER WALL ♫
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>> I DON´T UNDERSTAND. HOW DOES
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AN ELECTRIC CAR RUN OUT OF GAS?
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>> IT´S NOT A GOLF CART, JULIA.
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IT´S A HYBRID. ELECTRIC
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AND GAS. YOU STILL HAVE TO FILL
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UP THE TANK. THE ELECTRIC
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ENGINE´S VERY SENSITIVE, AND
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ONCE YOU RUN OUT OF GAS, IT
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JUST SHUTS ITSELF DOWN. I´M
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WAITING FOR TRIPLE A.
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>> DID YOU AT LEAST DROP
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MONICA OFF FIRST? IT´S JUST,
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I´M SURE SHE´S GONNA GET OTHER
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OFFERS, AND I DON´T WANT HER
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NOT TO LIKE US JUST ´CAUSE YOU
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MADE HER STAND OUT IN THE RAIN
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FOR AN HOUR.
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>> NO, SHE´S FINE. I´LL SEE
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YOU LATER. I LOVE YOU.
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>> I LOVE YOU, TOO. BE CAREFUL.
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>> SHE BUY IT?
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>> LOOK, UM...MONICA, I´M SORRY.
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>> NO, I´M SORRY, DR. McNAMARA.
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I HAVE TO STOP DOING THIS.
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>> YOU´VE DONE IT BEFORE?
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>> JUST ONCE. WITH A FATHER
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I WORKED WITH IN AKRON. THAT
524
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,456
WAS AFTER I WORKED FOR THEM
525
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:08,858
FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS, AND HIS WIFE
526
00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:11,401
WAS A TOTAL BITCH.
527
00:22:11,401 --> 00:22:15,735
NOT LIKE YOUR WIFE.
528
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,106
I´VE JUST BEEN SO LONELY SINCE
529
00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:19,739
I MOVED HERE. AND I KNOW,
530
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:23,973
IT´S SILLY, BUT I MISS HIM.
531
00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:26,416
AND YOU KIND OF REMIND ME
532
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:27,877
OF HIM.
533
00:22:34,684 --> 00:22:35,655
>> I DON´T THINK IT WOULD BE
534
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,656
APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO WORK
535
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,857
FOR US, MONICA.
536
00:22:45,795 --> 00:22:46,996
>> I UNDERSTAND.
537
00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:55,745
SCREW YOU, MONICA.
538
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:56,646
EVERY TIME YOU GET CLOSE TO
539
00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:57,707
SOMETHING PERFECT, YOU HAVE TO
540
00:22:57,707 --> 00:23:00,980
RUIN EVERYTHING.
541
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,883
RANDALL, THE DAD FROM AKRON,
542
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,155
HE USED TO TELL ME I MADE LOVE
543
00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:09,158
LIKE AN UGLY GIRL. GRATEFUL
544
00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,020
FOR WHATEVER I COULD GET.
545
00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:17,867
I NEED TO GO. CAN YOU TAKE ME
546
00:23:17,867 --> 00:23:19,028
HOME NOW?
547
00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:32,111
WHAT´S THE POINT, RIGHT?
548
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,083
LIPSTICK ON A PIG.
549
00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:41,721
THAT´S WHAT RANDALL USED TO SAY.
550
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:48,898
>> WHY DON´T YOU LET ME DO
551
00:23:48,898 --> 00:23:49,929
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
552
00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:06,445
>> I THOUGHT WE DIDN´T HAVE
553
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,977
ANYTHING UNTIL 10 O´CLOCK?
554
00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:08,918
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEETING
555
00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,019
WITH YOUR TRAINER THIS MORNING.
556
00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:11,120
>> SHE CANCELLED.
557
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,982
FOOD POISONING. WHO´S THIS?
558
00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:15,154
>> FAMILY FRIEND. DEVIATED
559
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,786
SEPTUM. POOR GIRL COULD HARDLY
560
00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:18,057
BREATHE.
561
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,659
>> NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.
562
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:20,660
I THOUGHT WE DIDN´T HAVE SURGERY
563
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,961
UNTIL 10:00.
564
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,162
>> JUST A DEVIATED SEPTUM.
565
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,093
NOTHING I CAN´T HANDLE ON
566
00:24:24,093 --> 00:24:25,134
MY OWN.
567
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,237
>> ISN´T THAT MONICA WILDER?
568
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,169
Christian: WHO´S MONICA WILDER?
569
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,100
>> SHE´S THE NIGHT NURSE I
570
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,072
REFERRED TO SEAN AND JULIA.
571
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:33,973
I DIDN´T KNOW SHE HAD A
572
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,144
DEVIATED SEPTUM.
573
00:24:35,144 --> 00:24:36,105
>> SO YOU´LL GIVE YOUR NIGHT
574
00:24:36,105 --> 00:24:37,106
NURSE A NOSE JOB, BUT YOU WON´T
575
00:24:37,106 --> 00:24:38,107
GIVE YOUR PARTNER SOME
576
00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:39,078
LUNCHTIME LIPO?
577
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,249
>> SHE´S NOT MY NIGHT NURSE.
578
00:24:40,249 --> 00:24:42,051
WE DIDN´T HIRE HER.
579
00:24:42,051 --> 00:24:43,012
SHE DIDN´T REALLY HAVE ENOUGH
580
00:24:43,012 --> 00:24:44,113
EXPERIENCE.
581
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,722
>> YOU PORKED HER.
582
00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:53,993
>> THIS GIRL CAN´T BREATHE
583
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,725
DURING ALLERGY SEASON. HER NEEDS
584
00:24:55,725 --> 00:24:56,726
ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
585
00:24:56,726 --> 00:24:57,997
FROM YOURS. MALLET.
586
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,968
>> THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT
587
00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:00,029
YOU DEVIATED YOUR DICK INTO HER,
588
00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,170
HYPOCRITE.
589
00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,677
>> SHE HAS A DEVIATED SEPTUM.
590
00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:27,927
>> CAN I HELP?
591
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,900
>> YEAH. SURE, SURE.
592
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,002
THANK YOU.
593
00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:34,133
>> NO PROBLEM.
594
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,918
>> I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF
595
00:25:48,918 --> 00:25:49,979
THE UPGRADES YOU´VE MADE
596
00:25:49,979 --> 00:25:51,921
AROUND HERE.
597
00:25:51,921 --> 00:25:53,783
>> WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
598
00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:55,955
APPRECIATIVE EMPLOYEES.
599
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,186
>> IT´S SO NICE TO HAVE A WOMAN
600
00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:59,929
IN CHARGE.
601
00:25:59,929 --> 00:26:00,930
>> WELL, THE BOYS NEED TO KNOW
602
00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:01,861
THAT WE CAN DO A LOT MORE THAN
603
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,062
ANSWER PHONES AND MAKE A GOOD
604
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,765
CUP OF COFFEE.
605
00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,668
>> THANK YOU.
606
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:13,903
MICHELLE?
607
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,204
>> MM-HMM.
608
00:26:15,204 --> 00:26:16,175
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
609
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,206
THAT I WAS IN THE SAME BOAT AS
610
00:26:17,206 --> 00:26:19,809
YOU WHEN I GOT MY MEMO.
611
00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:21,881
I WAS MARRIED, BUT I WAS LIVING
612
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,784
WITH A GUY WHEN I CAME OUT.
613
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,215
>> CAME OUT? WHAT ARE YOU
614
00:26:26,215 --> 00:26:27,817
TALKING ABOUT?
615
00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:28,758
>> WELL, I SAW YOU IN THE
616
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:32,021
PARKING LOT.
617
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:33,663
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
618
00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:38,027
>> SHE´S JUST A FRIEND.
619
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,231
>> SHE WAS FONDLING
620
00:26:42,231 --> 00:26:45,104
YOUR BREASTS.
621
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,006
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
622
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:51,040
THAT IF YOU EVER...WANT TO TALK,
623
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,181
THAT I´M HERE FOR YOU.
624
00:27:07,797 --> 00:27:08,297
>> HEY.
625
00:27:08,297 --> 00:27:09,258
>> PAID OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS
626
00:27:09,258 --> 00:27:10,259
FOR THIS THING, AND THESE
627
00:27:10,259 --> 00:27:11,200
INSTRUCTIONS DON´T MAKE ANY
628
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,732
SENSE!
629
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,334
>> I THINK SOMEONE HAS THE NEW
630
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,738
DADDY NERVES.
631
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,809
>> IT´S JUST WITH HIM COMING
632
00:27:19,809 --> 00:27:21,741
AND SELLING THE BUSINESS, IT´S
633
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:24,043
A LOT OF CHANGE ALL AT ONCE.
634
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,775
[EXHALES] DON´T WORRY. I CAN
635
00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:28,147
HANDLE IT.
636
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,119
>> HMM. WELL, CAN YOU HANDLE
637
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,322
A LITTLE MORE?
638
00:27:33,322 --> 00:27:34,353
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH
639
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:37,857
MONICA WILDER.
640
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,158
>> WHAT DID SHE SAY?
641
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,691
>> SHE´S PASSING ON THE JOB.
642
00:27:41,691 --> 00:27:44,293
>> WHY?
643
00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:45,795
>> SHE´S MOVING BACK TO AKRON.
644
00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:47,066
SHE SAID SHE FOUND EVERYONE IN
645
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,768
MIAMI TOO IMAGE CONSCIOUS.
646
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,176
>> HEY, RELAX. WE´LL FIND
647
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,447
SOMEONE ELSE.
648
00:28:03,813 --> 00:28:05,184
ARE YOU OK?
649
00:28:07,216 --> 00:28:08,187
HONEY, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU
650
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,159
WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
651
00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:12,021
>> NO, WHY?
652
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:13,022
>> IT´S JUST THAT YOU´RE MY
653
00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:14,263
HUSBAND, AND I KNOW THAT WHEN
654
00:28:14,263 --> 00:28:16,025
YOU GET UPSET, YOU KNOW, YOU
655
00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:19,198
GET EFFECTIVE. YOU MANAGE THE
656
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,300
STUFF TO MANAGE YOUR ANXIETY.
657
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,041
THIS BABY IS COMING HOME TO
658
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:36,015
TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER.
659
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,787
THAT´S ALL HE´S GONNA NEED.
660
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,401
>> DR. ALLAN SAID WE SHOULD
661
00:28:52,401 --> 00:28:54,263
START HAVING SEX.
662
00:28:54,263 --> 00:29:00,369
IT INDUCES LABOR.
663
00:29:00,369 --> 00:29:04,413
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT.
664
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:05,945
TILL WE FIND ANOTHER NANNY AND
665
00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,216
THE NURSERY´S FINISHED.
666
00:29:12,321 --> 00:29:14,854
>> YEAH. YOU´RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
667
00:29:17,827 --> 00:29:20,359
>> I´LL TALK TO LINDA.
668
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,861
HAVE HER SUGGEST A FEW MORE
669
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,532
CANDIDATES.
670
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,201
>> OK.
671
00:29:32,201 --> 00:29:35,004
>> I´LL HOLD THIS. YOU NEED
672
00:29:35,004 --> 00:29:36,105
THE SCREW.
673
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:37,106
>> I KNOW, I´M TRYING TO SCREW
674
00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:38,848
IT IN THERE.
675
00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:47,216
>> 2 GASTRIC BYPASSES,
676
00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:48,787
3 SURGERIES TO REMOVE EXCESS
677
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,960
SKIN, AND NOW A PANNIS REMOVAL.
678
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,261
MAYBE HE SHOULD´VE JUST LAID
679
00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:53,792
OFF THE GUACAMOLE.
680
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,964
>> IT´S NOT THAT EASY, LIZ.
681
00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:55,925
WITH THE AMOUNT OF HIGH CALORIE
682
00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:56,966
CHOICES AVAILABLE TO CONSUMERS
683
00:29:56,966 --> 00:29:58,167
THESE DAYS, AND THE ENORMOUS
684
00:29:58,167 --> 00:29:59,268
PORTIONS RESTAURANTS SHOVE
685
00:29:59,268 --> 00:30:01,400
IN YOUR FACE. SURGERY IS SOME
686
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,132
PEOPLE´S ONLY OPTION.
687
00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:04,103
>> OH, STANDING PROUD WITH YOUR
688
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,005
FAT-TERNITY BROTHER, CHRISTIAN?
689
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,076
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN´T HIDE BEHIND
690
00:30:07,076 --> 00:30:08,878
THOSE SLIMMING SCRUBS ANYMORE,
691
00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:10,409
SUPER CHUB. I SAW THE TAPE.
692
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,311
>> I DON´T THINK IT´S
693
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,412
APPROPRIATE TO DISCUSS YOUR NEW
694
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:15,414
JERK OFF MATERIAL OVER SURGERY.
695
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:16,415
>> OH, I DIDN´T MASTURBATE TO
696
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:17,987
YOUR SEX TAPE, CHRISTIAN.
697
00:30:17,987 --> 00:30:19,248
I AM NOT A CHUBBY CHASER.
698
00:30:19,248 --> 00:30:20,419
>> CAN YOU EVEN FIND YOUR
699
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:21,420
WHEATY GOOCH UNDER THAT MASSIVE
700
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,821
GAUNT OF YOURS?
701
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,822
>> LISTEN--
702
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,226
>> MICHELLE, WILL YOU STOP
703
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,197
CONTAMINATING THIS STERILE
704
00:30:28,197 --> 00:30:29,128
ENVIRONMENT.
705
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,359
>> THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
706
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:31,901
I WON´T TOLERATE SEXUAL
707
00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:33,302
HARASSMENT IN MY OFFICE.
708
00:30:33,302 --> 00:30:34,934
>> FINALLY.
709
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,036
>> LIZ, YOU´RE FIRED.
710
00:30:45,074 --> 00:30:46,345
>> YOU CAN´T FIRE LIZ, MICHELLE.
711
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,917
>> THIS IS MY PRACTICE, SEAN.
712
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:49,078
I WON´T STAND FOR AN EMPLOYEE
713
00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:50,219
FEELING PRESSURED SEXUALLY,
714
00:30:50,219 --> 00:30:51,450
AND THAT INCLUDES ME.
715
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,182
>> SINCE WHEN IS OFFERING A
716
00:30:53,182 --> 00:30:55,424
KIND EAR TO A CO-WORKER
717
00:30:55,424 --> 00:30:57,927
CONSIDERED SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
718
00:30:57,927 --> 00:30:58,888
>> YOU TURNED AN INNOCENT
719
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,089
ENCOUNTER I HAD WITH AN OLD
720
00:31:00,089 --> 00:31:02,061
FRIEND INTO A LURID, SEXUAL
721
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,993
TRYST. I WON´T WORK IN AN
722
00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:04,994
ENVIRONMENT WHERE I HAVE TO
723
00:31:04,994 --> 00:31:07,036
WORRY THAT EVERY CONTACT I HAVE
724
00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:08,097
WITH A WOMAN ENCOURAGES YOUR
725
00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:09,969
SEXUAL FANTASIES.
726
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:12,071
>> I AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU,
727
00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,472
AND MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR, BUT
728
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,974
I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
729
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:15,945
>> YOU SAW WHAT YOU WANTED
730
00:31:15,945 --> 00:31:17,046
TO SEE.
731
00:31:17,046 --> 00:31:17,947
>> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
732
00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:18,948
TO MEAN?
733
00:31:18,948 --> 00:31:19,979
>> IT MEANS THAT NOT EVERYONE
734
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,982
IS GAY, LIZ.
735
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,553
>> YOU CAN SING WHATEVER SONG
736
00:31:24,553 --> 00:31:26,015
YOU WANT TO IN FRONT OF THEM,
737
00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,987
BUT I WILL NOT LET YOUR GAY
738
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,558
SHAME COST ME MY JOB.
739
00:31:29,558 --> 00:31:30,589
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT HAVING A
740
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,660
WOMAN RUN THIS PLACE WAS GONNA
741
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,522
MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, BUT WITH
742
00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:35,925
YOU, IT´S ALL ESPRESSO MACHINES
743
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,626
AND FRESH CARPETING, MICHELLE.
744
00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:40,529
I AM STILL WORKING FOR A DICK!
745
00:31:40,529 --> 00:31:41,530
>> THAT´S ENOUGH, LIZ. LET US
746
00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:43,472
HANDLE THIS, ALL RIGHT?
747
00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:44,934
>> I AM NOT TOO PROUD TO
748
00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:46,005
LITIGATE.
749
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:50,579
>> WHY´D YOU DO THAT, SEAN, I
750
00:31:50,579 --> 00:31:51,480
WAS HOPING FOR A GOOD, OLD
751
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,481
FASHIONED CAT FIGHT.
752
00:31:52,481 --> 00:31:53,542
>> THIS IS SERIOUS, CHRISTIAN.
753
00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:54,583
>> HEY, I´M WITH MICHELLE.
754
00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,544
FIRE THE BITCH. SHE´S A MAN
755
00:31:55,544 --> 00:31:57,386
HATER.
756
00:31:57,386 --> 00:31:58,347
>> MICHELLE, YOU´RE TAKING A
757
00:31:58,347 --> 00:31:59,488
TRIVIAL MISUNDERSTANDING AND
758
00:31:59,488 --> 00:32:00,649
TWISTING IT INTO A SUBSTANTIAL
759
00:32:00,649 --> 00:32:02,091
SITUATION.
760
00:32:02,091 --> 00:32:04,293
>> HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I
761
00:32:04,293 --> 00:32:05,624
STARTED GOING AROUND SPREADING
762
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,356
RUMORS ABOUT YOU AND CHRISTIAN
763
00:32:07,356 --> 00:32:08,427
BEING LOVERS?
764
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,598
>> THAT´S ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
765
00:32:09,598 --> 00:32:10,699
LIZ ISN´T INVENTING
766
00:32:10,699 --> 00:32:12,161
WHAT SHE SAW.
767
00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:13,062
>> AND YOU´RE SAYING YOU
768
00:32:13,062 --> 00:32:14,033
BELIEVE HER.
769
00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:15,034
>> LOOK, IT DOESN´T MATTER WHAT
770
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,035
I BELIEVE. WE ALL HAVE LIVES
771
00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,306
OUTSIDE OF THE OFFICE.
772
00:32:17,306 --> 00:32:18,707
>> YOU´RE PROVING MY POINT.
773
00:32:18,707 --> 00:32:20,439
ONCE ACCUSATIONS START TO FLY,
774
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,440
IT DOESN´T MATTER IF THEY´RE
775
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,342
TRUE OR NOT. HER LIE IS A THREAT
776
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,714
TO MY AUTHORITY AND MY MARRIAGE.
777
00:32:25,714 --> 00:32:27,346
>> MICHELLE, YOU´VE EARNED THE
778
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,048
STAFF´S RESPECT. THEY LOVE YOU.
779
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,450
BUT THEY LOVE LIZ MORE. IF YOU
780
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,322
FIRE HER, YOU´LL LOSE THEM.
781
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,689
>> SHE´S ON PROBATION.
782
00:32:40,689 --> 00:32:43,032
ONE MORE STRIKE, AND SHE´S OUT.
783
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:47,496
>> GREAT. I´VE GOT TO GET TO
784
00:32:47,496 --> 00:32:48,737
MY TRAINING SESSION. CANDY
785
00:32:48,737 --> 00:32:50,099
MAKES ME DO AN EXTRA COUPLE OF
786
00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:51,370
LUNGES FOR EVERY MINUTE I´M
787
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,341
LATE.
788
00:32:59,748 --> 00:33:02,111
>> THIS LIPO IS FANTASTIC.
789
00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:04,083
IT´S 21ST CENTURY BULIMIA.
790
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,014
AND IT´S 40 PERCENT OF MY
791
00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:07,016
WEDNESDAY SCHEDULE. PEOPLE EAT
792
00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,487
BIG MACS ALL WEEK, THEN COME
793
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,658
IN HERE TO HAVE THEM SUCKED OFF
794
00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:10,619
THEIR HIPS IN TIME FOR THE
795
00:33:10,619 --> 00:33:11,690
WEEKEND.
796
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:12,621
>> WELL, WE CAN´T ALL HAVE
797
00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:13,622
YOUR GENES.
798
00:33:13,622 --> 00:33:14,623
>> YOU DON´T WANT MY GENES,
799
00:33:14,623 --> 00:33:16,265
CHRISTIAN. IN SAO PAOLO, THEY
800
00:33:16,265 --> 00:33:17,026
CALL MY FAMILY
801
00:33:17,026 --> 00:33:18,497
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE].
802
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,398
THAT´S PORTUGUESE FOR
803
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,669
THE FATTEST.
804
00:33:20,669 --> 00:33:21,770
CAN´T EVEN VISIT THERE ANY MORE
805
00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:24,773
WITH THE POUNDS OF PORK THEY
806
00:33:24,773 --> 00:33:26,505
SHOVEL INTO THEMSELVES. IT´S
807
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,677
LIKE VISITING A STABLE.
808
00:33:28,677 --> 00:33:29,578
>> LIGHTEN UP, BIG BUDDY.
809
00:33:29,578 --> 00:33:31,580
IT´S NOT A CURSE.
810
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:33,382
>> OH, BUT THEY ARE. THEY´RE
811
00:33:33,382 --> 00:33:35,684
SLOWLY MURDERING THEMSELVES.
812
00:33:35,684 --> 00:33:36,515
BEING FAT DOESN´T
813
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,517
HANDICAP YOUR BRAIN, CHRISTIAN.
814
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,089
IT´S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE.
815
00:33:40,089 --> 00:33:42,321
>> YOU WANT TO GIVE ME AN
816
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,393
8-PACK? TILT THAT UP 45 DEGREES.
817
00:33:44,393 --> 00:33:47,426
I WANT THEM TO RUN DEEP.
818
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:50,059
>> I DO HAVE A FERRARI DIABLO.
819
00:33:50,059 --> 00:33:51,700
WANT TO KNOW WHY? NOWHERE FOR
820
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,662
THE BACK SEAT DRIVER TO SIT.
821
00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:55,104
>> OH-HO, YOU KEEP JOKING,
822
00:33:55,104 --> 00:33:56,735
JUNIOR. 10 YEARS FROM NOW,
823
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,137
YOU´LL BE LYING ON MY TABLE,
824
00:33:58,137 --> 00:33:59,138
I´LL BE STICKING THAT THING
825
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:01,640
INTO YOU. TIME IS A BITCH.
826
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,741
>> SO HOW COME YOUR PARTNER
827
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,513
ISN´T DOING THIS FOR YOU?
828
00:34:04,513 --> 00:34:05,744
I HEAR HE´S A HELL OF A SURGEON.
829
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:08,547
>> OH, WE DON´T HAVE TIME FOR
830
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,520
ANY IN-HOUSE FREEBIES. BESIDES,
831
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,682
SEAN´S GOT A LOT ON HIS PLATE.
832
00:34:13,682 --> 00:34:15,824
HIS WIFE´S ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY.
833
00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:21,290
>> I UNDERSTAND IF I MAKE YOU
834
00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,562
UNCOMFORTABLE. MOST COUPLES
835
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,633
HAVE A HARD TIME WITH A MALE
836
00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:25,834
NURSE.
837
00:34:30,439 --> 00:34:31,640
>> THAT WAS A JOKE.
838
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,742
>> OH.
839
00:34:33,742 --> 00:34:35,504
>> I ACTUALLY ASKED NURSE LINDA
840
00:34:35,504 --> 00:34:36,605
TO REFER A COUPLE OF MALE
841
00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:37,846
CANDIDATES. THOUGHT IT WOULD
842
00:34:37,846 --> 00:34:38,807
BE NICE TO HAVE A MASCULINE
843
00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:39,808
INFLUENCE AROUND THE HOUSE
844
00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:41,380
WHILE I´M AT WORK.
845
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,451
>> THAT´S VERY FORWARD THINKING
846
00:34:42,451 --> 00:34:44,583
OF YOU, DR. McNAMARA. MOST MEN
847
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,654
GET A LITTLE TERRITORIAL ABOUT
848
00:34:45,654 --> 00:34:46,615
HAVING ANOTHER MAN IN THEIR
849
00:34:46,615 --> 00:34:48,557
HOME.
850
00:34:48,557 --> 00:34:50,389
>> I SEE YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN
851
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,491
ART RESTORATION. THAT´S VERY
852
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,324
UNUSUAL FOR A NURSE.
853
00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:56,395
>> YEAH, WELL, IF I WAS HALF
854
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:57,726
AS GOOD A PAINTER AS I AM A
855
00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:58,797
NURSE, THAT DEGREE MIGHT BE
856
00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:01,870
WORTH SOMETHING. I STILL PAINT.
857
00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:03,502
JUST MORE LIKE A HOBBY.
858
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,375
>> AND HAVE YOU WORKED WITH
859
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,478
HANDICAPABLE CHILDREN BEFORE?
860
00:35:09,478 --> 00:35:12,341
>> OOH...HANDICAPABLE.
861
00:35:12,341 --> 00:35:13,712
THAT´S LIKE CALLING ME HEIGHT
862
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,644
CHALLENGED. THE WORST THING
863
00:35:15,644 --> 00:35:17,316
YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR SON IS
864
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,518
TIPTOE AROUND HIS CONDITION.
865
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,489
I SPEAK FROM PERSONAL
866
00:35:20,489 --> 00:35:22,721
EXPERIENCE.
867
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,892
>> LUCKILY, IT LOOKS LIKE WE´RE
868
00:35:23,892 --> 00:35:25,354
GOING TO BE ABLE TO RECONSTRUCT
869
00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:26,495
HIS HANDS WITH A SERIES OF
870
00:35:26,495 --> 00:35:28,457
SURGERIES.
871
00:35:28,457 --> 00:35:30,699
>> CAN I ASK WHY YOU´VE
872
00:35:30,699 --> 00:35:31,900
DECIDED TO OPERATE BEFORE YOU´VE
873
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,504
EVEN MET HIM?
874
00:35:35,504 --> 00:35:36,705
>> WE FEEL IT´S HIS BEST CHANCE
875
00:35:36,705 --> 00:35:40,369
TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.
876
00:35:40,369 --> 00:35:42,311
>> OK, BUT, DON´T YOU THINK
877
00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:44,373
IT´S IMPORTANT TO HOLD HIS HAND
878
00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,744
BEFORE YOU CHANGE IT?
879
00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:51,920
>> WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING
880
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,383
BY, MR. SAWYER.
881
00:35:54,383 --> 00:35:57,856
WE´LL LET YOU KNOW.
882
00:36:03,332 --> 00:36:05,364
>> DO ME A FAVOR, JULIA.
883
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:06,565
NATIVE AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT
884
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,836
IF YOU LOOK A CHILD IN ITS EYES
885
00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:10,299
THE MOMENT AFTER ITS BORN, YOU
886
00:36:10,299 --> 00:36:12,371
CAN SEE ITS SOUL. WHEN THEY HAND
887
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,303
YOUR SON TO YOU, CAN YOU DO THAT
888
00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:15,604
FOR ME?
889
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,362
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT, JULIA.
890
00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:35,424
I HAD NO IDEA.
891
00:36:35,424 --> 00:36:36,665
>> OH...
892
00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:42,931
>> IT´LL BE ALL RIGHT.
893
00:36:42,931 --> 00:36:43,902
WE´LL FIND SOMEONE.
894
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,534
>> WE BETTER DO IT SOON.
895
00:36:45,534 --> 00:36:47,336
MY WATER JUST BROKE.
896
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:55,584
>> CHRISTIAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
897
00:36:55,584 --> 00:36:57,586
I PAGED YOU 9 TIMES.
898
00:36:57,586 --> 00:36:59,848
THE BABY´S BREECHED. WE´RE
899
00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:00,849
GOING TO HAVE TO DO AN
900
00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:02,621
EMERGENCY CESAREAN.
901
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,552
>> WE´RE GOING TO START,
902
00:37:03,552 --> 00:37:04,593
DOCTOR.
903
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,426
>> GET HERE.
904
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,403
>> IS OUR BABY OK?
905
00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:16,305
>> ABSOLUTELY. LATE TERM
906
00:37:16,305 --> 00:37:17,406
BREECHES OCCUR ABOUT 4 PERCENT
907
00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:18,407
OF THE TIME. HE´LL BE OUT
908
00:37:18,407 --> 00:37:20,539
IN 3 MINUTES.
909
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,671
>> 10 BLADE.
910
00:37:22,671 --> 00:37:23,612
>> MAKE SURE YOU´RE ON THE
911
00:37:23,612 --> 00:37:25,414
PUBIC CREASE. OTHERWISE, SHE´LL
912
00:37:25,414 --> 00:37:26,475
NEVER BE ABLE TO WEAR A BIKINI
913
00:37:26,475 --> 00:37:27,416
AGAIN.
914
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,347
>> I´VE DONE A FEW OF THESE
915
00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,348
BEFORE, DOCTOR.
916
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,487
>> SHE´S DOING GREAT.
917
00:38:10,459 --> 00:38:12,321
>> OH...
918
00:38:13,522 --> 00:38:15,724
>> IT´S OK.
919
00:38:15,724 --> 00:38:18,066
OK.
920
00:38:25,474 --> 00:38:26,675
>> OK. ALMOST.
921
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,387
>> HE´S OUT.
922
00:38:38,387 --> 00:38:41,490
[BABY CRIES]
923
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,138
>> HEY...
924
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:45,654
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY?
925
00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:47,656
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CONOR?
926
00:39:47,656 --> 00:39:49,488
>> HE LOOKS LIKE YOU, DAD.
927
00:40:03,572 --> 00:40:04,773
>> WHAT IS SHE DOING?
928
00:40:04,773 --> 00:40:06,104
>> DIAPER CHECK.
929
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,829
>> LET ME GO.
930
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,931
>> NO, I´LL GO.
931
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,703
SHE´LL GET USED TO IT.
932
00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:12,741
>> HI, MR. SAWYER. IT´S JULIA
933
00:41:12,741 --> 00:41:16,775
McNAMARA CALLING. YES, I HAD
934
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,977
THE BABY, AND WE´RE FINE,
935
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,610
THANK YOU. UH, LOOK, I WAS
936
00:41:21,610 --> 00:41:24,182
WONDERING IF YOU´D STILL BE
937
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,184
INTERESTED IN WORKING FOR US.
938
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:37,596
[HOSPITAL P.A. PAGES DOCTOR]
939
00:41:49,838 --> 00:41:51,940
>> DOES HE HAVE A NAME?
940
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,141
>> CONOR.
941
00:41:58,587 --> 00:42:00,218
>> HE SURE IS BEAUTIFUL.
942
00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:09,297
LOOK, I´M SORRY, BUT IT WAS JUST
943
00:42:09,297 --> 00:42:13,602
HIS BIRTH. NOBODY REMEMBERS IT.
944
00:42:13,602 --> 00:42:14,302
CALL ME WHEN THE KID NEEDS
945
00:42:14,302 --> 00:42:15,804
STITCHES OR NEEDS TO LEARN HOW
946
00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:18,907
TO TIE A WINSOR KNOT.
947
00:42:18,907 --> 00:42:20,869
>> HE DIDN´T NEED YOU, I DID.
948
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,173
>> I KNOW.
949
00:42:25,173 --> 00:42:27,616
I´M SORRY.
950
00:42:27,616 --> 00:42:29,177
I´LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
951
00:42:34,883 --> 00:42:36,254
>> WHAT´S WRONG WITH YOU?
952
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:40,789
>> LIPO.
953
00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:56,174
>> HOW ARE HIS HANDS?
954
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:10,188
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