Original subtitles

[SURGICAL GLOVES SNAPPING]

[A TASTE OF HONEY PLAYS

BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE]

>> HIS AND HER FACELIFTS.

IF THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE

STATE OF RELATIONSHIPS IN THE

21st CENTURY, THEN I´M STAYING

SINGLE.

>> AND COCKER SPANIELS ALL OVER

SOUTH FLORIDA HOWL IN RELIEF.

>> I ADMIRE THE COHENS. THEY

WANT TO STAY ATTRACTIVE TO EACH

OTHER AS THEY AGE. KEEP THE

INTIMACY IN THEIR MARRIAGE

ALIVE. WHY SHOULDN´T THEY LOOK

AS YOUNG AND VITAL AS THE LOVE

THEY FEEL?

>> I´M CLOSED.

>> GET OVER HERE. I´M LONELY.

HOW MANY OF THESE WOULD YOU

SAY WE´VE DONE?

>> I DON´T KNOW. COUPLE OF

THOUSAND?

>> MM-HMM.

TRY FIVE.

♫ YOU CAN´T BOOGIE NO MORE ♫

♫ BOOGIE NO MORE ♫

♫ LISTEN TO ME ♫

4,999...5,000.

>> NO SHIT.

[CHUCKLES]

>> TO 5,000 MORE.

>> AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN´T

LAST.

>> MM-HMM.

[CHUCKLES]

COME OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW

NIGHT. LET´S EXPAND THIS

CELEBRATION. MAKE IT A FAMILY

AFFAIR.

>> THE ONLY WAY I WANT TO

CELEBRATE IS WITH A NICE, BIG

SLICE OF HAIR PIE.

>> RIGHT. CELEBRATION ASIDE, I

WANT SOME ALONE TIME WITH YOU

THIS WEEK. WE NEED TO COME UP

WITH A PLAN FOR THE NEXT 10

YEARS, SO WE FIRMLY KNOW WHERE

WE´RE GOING. JULIA AND I DID IT

WHEN WE GOT BACK TOGETHER. NOW

LOOK AT US. WE´RE TIGHTER THAN

WE´VE EVER BEEN.

>> NOT EVERYBODY HAS WHAT YOU

HAVE, SEAN.

ABSOLUTE, NEAT. THANKS.

>> I KNOW YOU´RE STRUGGLING,

CHRISTIAN. KNOW EVERYTHING

YOU´VE BEEN THROUGH WITH KIMBER.

I KNOW. THE ONLY WAY YOU´RE

GOING TO START TO FEEL BETTER IS

TO GET CLOSE TO SOMEONE AGAIN.

>> I COULDN´T AGREE MORE.

>> CAN WE BUY YOU GENTLEMEN

A DRINK?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

I´M CHRISTIAN TROY. THIS IS SEAN

McNAMARA. WE´RE DOCTORS.

>> WE´RE JILL AND RILEY WHITE.

>> SISTERS?

>> HO HO. OH, AREN´T YOU SWEET?

>> UM, MOM, CAN I GET THAT

CREDIT CARD TO PAY THE

BARTENDER?

>> [INDISTINCT]

THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT, UH,

I´M GONNA GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE

TO MY WIFE. AND THEN, I´M GONNA

PROPOSE TO HER.

>> OOH.

>> OH...A FAMILY MAN. THAT´S SO

SWEET.

>> YEAH. YEAH, IF THERE´S ONE

THING THAT DR. McNAMARA AND I

AGREE ON...

IT´S, UH--

IT´S THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY.

[JOHN PAUL YOUNG PLAYS

LOVE IS IN THE AIR]

[JILL LAUGHS]

SHOTS.

♫ LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

EVERYWHERE I LOOK AROUND,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

EVERY SIGHT AND EVERY SOUND,

AND I DON´T KNOW,

IF I´M BEING FOOLISH,

DON´T KNOW IF I´M BEING WISE,

BUT IT´S SOMETHING THAT I MUST,

BELIEVE IN,

AND IT´S THERE WHEN I LOOK,

IN YOUR EYES,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

IN THE WHISPER OF THE TREE,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

IN THE THUNDER OF THE SEA,

AND I DON´T KNOW,

IF I´M JUST DREAMING,

DON´T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE,

BUT IT´S SOMETHING THAT I MUST,

BELIEVE IN,

AND IT´S THERE,

WHEN YOU CALL OUT MY NAME,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

OH...

LOVE IS IN THE AIR ♫

>> MMM...OH--OOH!

[SEAN GRUNTS]

>> PLEASE...

>> WHAT´S WRONG?

♫ LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

WHEN THE DAY IS NEARLY DONE,

AND I DON´T KNOW,

IF YOU ARE AN ILLUSION ♫

>> HEY...

♫ DON´T KNOW IF I SEE TRUTH,

BUT YOU ARE SOMETHING,

THAT I MUST BELIEVE IN,

AND YOU ARE THERE,

WHEN I REACH OUT FOR YOU,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

EVERYWHERE I LOOK AROUND,

LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

EVERY SIGHT AND EVERY SOUND ♫

>> OH, SWEETIE, THE--THE WAY

THE BABY´S SITTING. IT´S MAKING

ME REALLY GASSY. CAN I GIVE YOU

A RAIN CHECK?

>> SURE.

Jill: OH, YEAH! YES!

♫ BUT IT´S SOMETHING,

THAT I MUST BELIEVE IN,

AND IT´S THERE,

WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES ♫

>> YES. YES. YES. YES! OH, YES!

>> OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH. YEAH.

Christian: UHH...

♫ LOVE IS IN THE AIR,

OH ♫

[SONG FADES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

>> ♫ MAKE ME...

BEAUTIFUL,

MAKE ME...

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT...

LIE ♫

>> MR. LANDAU, TELL ME WHAT YOU

DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> WELL, IF I HAD TO PICK ONE

THING, IT´D BE THAT I DIDN´T

MEET MY LOVELY BRIDE HERE

SOONER.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN

MARRIED?

>> ALMOST A YEAR NOW.

>> I PROPOSED FIRST NIGHT WE

MET. SHE KEPT ME WAITING A WHOLE

WEEK. BUT...SHE SAVED MY LIFE.

LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE.

>> THEN WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE

TODAY?

>> MY BALLS ARE NO LONGER

PROPORTIONATE TO MY WANG.

>> BURT WAS DIAGNOSED WITH LATE

STAGE PROSTATE CANCER 6 MONTHS

AGO. ASIDE FROM THE RADIOLOGY

TREATMENTS, OUR DOCTOR

RECOMMENDED HE HAVE A BILATERAL

ORCHIECTOMY.

>> YOU HAD BOTH TESTES REMOVED?

>> AND YOU´RE NOT HAPPY WITH THE

SIZE OF YOUR IMPLANTS NOW?

>> LORD, NO. FEELS LIKE I GOT

A S.U.V. RIDING AROUND ON

TRAINING WHEELS DOWN THERE.

>> HOW MUCH BIGGER WOULD YOU

LIKE TO GO?

>> HOW ABOUT KIWI-SIZE? HUH?

THAT´S HOW YOU FIRST DESCRIBED

´EM TO ME. HEH HEH. ALL MY LIFE

I HAD A PAIR THAT MADE ME FEEL

LIKE A MAN. I MADE MY LIVING

EATING UP PET SHOPS AND SHITTIN´

OUT CIRCUSES.

>> MY HUSBAND´S A MEDICAL

VENTURE CAPITALIST.

>> LANDAU INDUSTRIES CAN TAKE

A HALF-ASS H.M.O. OR A RADIOLOGY

LAB AND MAKE IT PROFITABLE IN

6 MONTHS. 6 MONTHS! WELL,

BRAINS--BRAINS CAN HELP YOU

RECOGNIZE AN OPPORTUNITY, BUT IT

IS BALLS THAT MAKE YOU

A RISK-TAKER. AND THESE

10-YEAR-OLD BOY PITS I GOT DOWN

THERE ARE SUCKING OUT ALL MY

OOMPH.

>> I TOLD HIM THAT DOESN´T

MATTER TO ME ANYMORE. HIS HEALTH

IS WHAT´S IMPORTANT. TO GO

THROUGH ANOTHER OPERATION THIS

YEAR IS CRAZY TO ME.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN INTIMATE WITH

YOUR HUSBAND SINCE THE

OPERATION?

>> YES.

>> I THINK I WOULD´VE REMEMBERED

THAT, HONEY.

>> REAL INTIMACY ISN´T JUST

ABOUT SEX, BURT. IT´S ABOUT ME

HOLDING YOUR HEAD UP WHEN YOU

PUKED FROM THE CHEMO. IT´S ABOUT

BEING MAN ENOUGH TO BE

VULNERABLE WITH ME.

>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

BEFORE THE OPERATION?

>> WHAT SORT OF DETAILS ARE YOU

INTERESTED IN, DR. TROY?

>> WE DID IT 4 TIMES A WEEK.

AT LEAST. RIGHT?

>> HMM.

>> AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR YOU?

>> WHAT?

>> I THINK WHAT MY PARTNER´S

GETTING AT IS WE´D LIKE TO GAUGE

WHAT EACH OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS

ARE BEFORE WE SCHEDULE

A PROCEDURE.

>> EXACTLY.

>> WELL, I TOLD YOU. I WANT TO

GO BACK TO BEING THE MAN I WAS.

NOW TRUST ME, HONEY, ONCE I GET

THOSE BOYS BACK, WE´RE BOTH

GONNA BE MUCH, MUCH HAPPIER.

>> [JULIA EXHALES]

I´VE BEEN FEELING FINE,

ACTUALLY.

>> MM-HMM.

>> YEAH. NOTHING DIFFERENT,

REALLY THAN I REMEMBER FEELING

WITH MATT AND ANNIE.

MAYBE LESS APPETITE.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

DOES THE BABY LOOK, UM--

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

>> WELL, IT´S A BOY.

IT´S ALSO WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF,

JULIA. I WISH WE COULD HAVE MADE

A DEFINITIVE EVALUATION EARLIER,

BUT WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS--

THE BABY´S SIZE, AND THE ROTATED

POSITION, THE BONE STILL

FORMING--IT OFTEN TAKES UNTIL

THE SECOND TRIMESTER TO BE

ABSOLUTELY SURE.

>> AND ARE YOU, UH, SURE?

>> WHEN YOU DISCUSSED THE

POSSIBILITY OF THIS WITH SEAN--

>> NO, I-I DIDN´T DISCUSS IT

WITH HIM. I MEAN, I-I DIDN´T

WANT TO WORRY HIM IN CASE IT

TURNED OUT TO BE NOTHING, AND I

KNEW THAT I WANTED THIS BABY,

NO MATTER WHAT. AND I WAS AFRAID

THAT HE WOULDN´T, SO...I DIDN´T

SAY ANYTHING.

>> I KNOW IT´S NOT MY PLACE,

JULIA, BUT I THINK IT--

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT´S NOT

YOUR PLACE. YOU KNOW, I´M SORRY,

BUT THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED.

>> THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN

TALK TO THAT HAVE LIVED WITH

THIS AND LEAD HAPPY AND

SUCCESSFUL LIVES. I THINK IT

WOULD GIVE YOU SOME RELIEF.

>> I LOVE YOUR PAD. NONE OF THAT

METROSEXUAL, PSEUDO-HIP,

DESIGN-WITHIN-REACH CRAP. YEAH,

YOU KNOW, IT USUALLY TAKES A GAY

GUY TO PUT TOGETHER A PLACE AS

FASHION FORWARD AS YOURS.

>> A LITTLE LESS TEETH DOWN

THERE, SWEETHEART.

[NO AUDIO]

>> KIDS. LET MOMMY, HONEY.

>> I CAN DO IT, MOM.

>> I´M SURE YOU CAN. SWEETIE.

IT´S JUST--I WAS SUCKING DICK

WHEN YOU WERE SUCKING ON

A PACIFIER.

[CHUCKLES]

WATCH AND LEARN.

>> SHE´S ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT

TO DO.

>> PARENTS CAN BE T--OUGH.

>> YEAH. IT´S COOL, THOUGH. WE

DON´T GET TO HANG OUT TOGETHER

AS MUCH SINCE NURSING SCHOOL

STARTED. SO THIS IS OUR ONLY

REAL MOTHER-DAUGHTER TIME.

>> YOU GUYS DO THIS TOGETHER

A LOT?

>> HMM. EVER SINCE I WAS 16. SHE

CAUGHT ME WITH MY STEPDAD.

>> WELL...

>> MOM, HE WON´T KISS ME.

>> HMM?

SOME GUYS JUST DON´T LIKE TO BE

KISSED AFTER ORAL SEX,

SWEETHEART.

>> BUT HE DIDN´T KISS ME

THE OTHER NIGHT EITHER.

DID HE KISS YOU?

>> SO OUR TONGUES ARE GOOD

ENOUGH TO GO IN YOUR ASS, BUT

NOT YOUR MOUTH.

>> CERTAINLY NOT ONE AFTER THE

OTHER.

>> WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN´T WANT

TO BE KISSED?

>> [SCOFFS]

THE KIND I WARNED YOU ABOUT.

HE´S JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF WOMEN

ACCEPT NOT BEING KISSED? WHORES.

WE´RE NOT WHORES.

>> NO, YOU´RE THE GODDAMN MOTHER

OF THE YEAR.

[PATS RILEY]

GET OUT. THIS IS TOO SCREWED

UP, EVEN FOR ME. I´M NOT GOING

TO BE JUDGED BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

>> YOU THINK YOU´RE DIFFERENT

THAN US? THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE IN

THIS ROOM, HONEY. AND YOU´RE

PLAYING TWO.

RILEY, GET DRESSED. WE´RE OUT OF

HERE.

>> YOU KNOW, MOM AND I MIGHT

HAVE OUR PROBLEMS, BUT AT LEAST

WE HAVE EACH OTHER.

>> WHICH IS EXACTLY THE WAY

MOMMY LIKES IT, SWEETHEART.

MAYBE IF YOU LET HER KEEP THE

KEY TO YOUR SNACKS LONG ENOUGH,

YOU´LL BE JUST AS BITTER AND

SCREWED UP WHEN YOU TURN 40.

OF COURSE, BY THEN, SHE´LL BE

60, SO I WON´T BE SURPRISED IF

SHE TAKES YOU CRUISING FOR DATES

DOWN AT THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL

AT LONG JOHN SILVER´S.

>> YEAH, AND YOU´LL BE THERE,

TOO. SITTING BY YOURSELF.

YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF CONNECTING.

YOU´RE DESTINED TO DIE ALONE.

COME ON, HONEY.

>> THE MUSHROOMS ARE ON

THE BOTTOM SHELF, HONEY, BEHIND

THE YOGURT.

[DOOR SHUTS]

WHAT?

[WINE POURS]

>> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU GOT

THAT BEAUTIFUL MOTHER´S GLOW

ABOUT YOU.

>> IT´S CALLED RETAINING WATER.

MY FEET ARE SO SWOLLEN, I CAN

BARELY WALK.

>> SO, WHAT ARE WE COOKING?

>> UH, WE HAVE, UM, A CHICKEN

TETRAZZINI. UH, ANNIE SAW IT ON

RACHEL RAY.

>> IT´S KIND OF MOM´S AND MY

THING.

>> MM-HMM.

>> WELL, IT SOUNDS YUMMY.

[CHUCKLES]

>> SMELLS GOOD. WHERE´S MATTY?

>> UM, HE´S IN THE GARAGE.

>> STILL? IT´S BEEN OVER

2 HOURS.

>> OH, SWEETHEART,

JUST LET HIM BE.

>> OH, IT´S A FAMILY DINNER,

JULIA. THAT MEANS ALL

THE FAMILY.

>> HE´LL COME WHEN HE´S READY.

RIGHT?

>> UM, SWEETIE, WHY DON´T YOU

LET ME FINISH GETTING DINNER

READY WHILE, UH, YOU AND YOUR

DAD GO AND PRACTICE THE SCHOOL

PLAY?

>> SHE GOT THE LEAD IN

PUSS IN BOOTS.

>> PUSS IN BOOTS? WOW.

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> I´VE COME TO SEE THE KING.

>> BUT YOU ARE MERELY A CAT!

WHAT BUSINESS COULD YOU POSSIBLY

HAVE WITH HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS?

>> I BEAR GIFTS FROM

THE MARQUIS OF CARABAS.

>> I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS

MARQUIS.

>> HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO

YOUR KING THAT YOU STOPPED

A VERY IMPORTANT MAN FROM

TALKING TO HIM?

>> WELL, PLEASE, FORGIVE ME.

I WILL ANNOUNCE YOUR ARRIVAL TO

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.

>> THERE I WAS, JUST STARING AT

THEM, THE TWO OF THEM.

THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THEM

WAS...

I DON´T KNOW. I DON´T THINK

I´VE EVER FELT THAT KIND

OF CLOSENESS BEFORE.

>> GOOD.

YOU´VE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR

30 MINUTES, AND THAT´S THE FIRST

TIME YOU´VE BEEN ABLE TO

ARTICULATE WHY YOU´RE HERE.

"WHY NOW?" IS THE QUESTION.

>> WELL, I TOLD YOU, I WAS

STARING AT SEAN, AND--

>> NOTHING ELSE?

I MEAN, IN GENERAL, YOUR LIFE

WAS WORKING RELATIVELY WELL.

SUCCESSFUL PRACTICE, AND

ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN

ESTIMATION, YOU´VE...

"SCREWED HUNDREDS OF THE HOTTEST

ASSES IN SOUTH BEACH."

WHY ASK FOR HELP NOW?

>> [GULPS]

SEAN AND I RECENTLY CELEBRATED

5,000 SURGERIES, AND...

TO REWARD MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS,

I PICKED UP A COUPLE OF GALS

AND...

SCREWED THEM UNTIL MY DICK

ALMOST FELL OFF.

15 YEARS AGO, I CELEBRATED OUR

FIRST SURGERY THE SAME WAY.

>> HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY LOVING

ADULT RELATIONSHIPS?

>> YEAH, SURE.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> ONE OF THEM MARRIED SEAN, AND

THE OTHER ONE...WELL...

JUST DIDN´T WORK OUT.

WASN´T MY FAULT.

EVEN SEAN COULDN´T MAKE IT WORK

WITH HER.

>> I SEE.

AND YOUR RECENT CELEBRATORY SEX,

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT?

>> I COULD DEMONSTRATE, IF

YOU´RE INTERESTED.

>> CHRISTIAN, I´M NOT INTERESTED

IN GETTING OFF ON YOUR SEXUAL

EXPLOITS. I´M INTERESTED IN

UNDERSTANDING THEM.

TELL ME ABOUT WHEN YOU CLIMAX.

DO YOU LOOK INTO YOUR PARTNER´S

EYES?

>> WE´RE NOT EXACTLY FACE TO

FACE, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE.

WOMEN WHO WANNA PLAY KISSY-FACE

AND...GAZE INTO SOMEONE´S EYES

SHOULD FIND THEMSELVES

A LESBIAN.

>> WATCHING YOUR LOVER GIVE

THEMSELVES TO YOU AND ALLOWING

THEM TO WITNESS YOUR OWN

SURRENDER IS A SHARED

CONNECTION.

>> MMM.

>> IT TAKES TRUST--COURAGE--

TO BE THAT VULNERABLE. WHEN YOU

CLIMAX BEHIND HER BACK, HER

IDENTITY DOESN´T MATTER. SHE´S

JUST A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR HAND.

>> MY HAND NEVER MADE ME BUY IT

DINNER AND CUDDLE AFTERWARDS.

>> IT´S A POWER POSITION, TAKING

SOMEONE ELSE´S POWER AND USING

IT FOR YOUR OWN--

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? SO IS THIS.

IT´S RIDICULOUS. HOW MUCH ARE

YOU OVERCHARGING ME?

>> I´M FORCING YOU TO TAKE

AN HONEST LOOK AT YOUR BEHAVIOR,

SINCE THERE DOESN´T SEEM TO BE

ANYONE ELSE IN YOUR LIFE WILLING

TO DO THAT.

>> ACTUALLY, SEAN DOES THAT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> OH, YES. THE MAN WHO HAS

EVERYTHING YOU WISH YOU HAD.

>> HE´S MY BEST FRIEND.

HE DOESN´T DEMAND ANYTHING IN

RETURN, LIKE EVERY OTHER GODDAMN

WOMAN I´VE EVER BEEN WITH.

I DON´T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF

HIM. I DON´T HAVE TO TAKE CARE

OF HIS FRAGILE LITTLE EGO.

HOW MUCH?

>> SO YOU DO HAVE INTIMACY

IN YOUR LIFE AFTER ALL.

MAYBE THE REASON

YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN

KEEP FAILING IS BECAUSE

YOU´RE TAKEN.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

>> EVER CONSIDERED

THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU´RE

IN LOVE WITH YOUR PARTNER?

>> HMM.

CHRISTIAN?

COME IN HERE AND CHECK OUT

MY BALLS.

A SHIPMENT OF NEUTICLES FOR

THE LANDAU SURGERY ARRIVED.

NOW, WHICH DO YOU THINK

WOULD BE APPROPRIATE?

>> I DON´T KNOW. ASK HIM.

THEY´RE HIS BALLS.

>> WELL, I KNOW. BUT THE ONES HE

HAS NOW ARE 22 CCs. HE SAID THEY

WERE TOO SMALL.

I DON´T THINK MINE ARE ANYTHING

TO BE ASHAMED OF. THEY´RE ABOUT

THAT SIZE.

HEY, LOOK AT THESE 40s.

[CHUCKLES]

I DON´T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SIZE OF

A MAN´S TESTES WAS SECONDARY TO

PROPORTION. I MEAN, YOU COULD

SINK THE BISMARCK WITH THESE

THINGS, RIGHT?

YOURS THIS BIG?

EH?

>> JESUS, SEAN.

>> ARE THEY?

WHAT´S THE MATTER?

>> NOTHING. I JUST DON´T FEEL

LIKE PLAYING WITH YOUR TOY NUTS,

THAT´S ALL.

>> THEY´RE NOT TOYS, CHRISTIAN.

THEY´RE OUR FUTURE.

YOU REALIZE THAT OVER 3,500 OF

THE 5,000 SURGERIES WE´VE DONE

HAVE BEEN COSMETIC?

YEAH, I LOOKED IT UP.

THAT´S 70% OF OUR O.R. TIME

SPENT ON BOOB JOBS AND LIPO,

AND ONLY 30% ON CASES LIKE THE

LANDAUS. LET´S FLIP THAT RATIO

FOR THE NEXT 5,000.

>> HMM?

>> 30% COSMETIC,

70% RECONSTRUCTIVE.

WE HAVE THE SKILL TO DO IT.

NOW ALL WE NEED ARE THE BALLS.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK I MIGHT

LIKE DOING TIT JOBS?

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, MS. PLUMB.

>> I WANT A VOICE LIFT.

YOU´LL MAKE AN INCISION,

IMPLANT SOME GORTEX, RIGHT?

AND THEN, THE YOUTHFULLY

RETIGHTENED VOCAL CHORDS

ELIMINATE THE WOBBLES, TREMORS,

AND, IN SOME CASES,

RAISE THE VOICE AN OCTAVE.

>> YOU´VE DONE YOUR RESEARCH.

ARE YOU A SINGER OR AN ACTRESS,

OR--

>> CINDY PLUMB CAN MAKE YOU COME

IN ENGLISH, SPANISH, MANDARIN,

AND JAPANESE. YOU MAY BE ALONE,

BUT YOU´RE NOT ON YOUR OWN.

I´M A PHONE SEX ARTIST.

I´VE BEEN GETTING PEOPLE OFF

FOR 15 YEARS.

>> OH.

UH, DR. GRAHAM IS A SPECIALIST

WHO DOES VOICE REHABILITATION.

WE DON´T LIKE TO CUT INTO

THE LARYNX UNLESS IT´S A LAST

RESORT, SO HE´LL WORK WITH YOU.

AND IF THAT FAILS--

>> UH, NO, DOCTOR. TIME IS

MONEY, AND MY CLIENTS DESERVE

THE BEST.

>> I´LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

FROM THE ROSACEA AND THE THREAD

BANDS IN YOUR NASAL AREA, I´D

GUESS YOU´RE A HEAVY DRINKER.

AND YOUR SKIN QUALITY SUGGESTS

YOU´RE AT LEAST A PACK A DAY

SMOKER? BOTH THOSE ADDICTIONS

AFFECT YOUR VOICE--

>> I´M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, DOC.

I´M OFF THE BOOZE, AND I JUST

STARTED ON THE PATCH.

IT´S BEEN A LONG ROAD, HUH?

MY MARRIAGE FELL APART 17 YEARS

AGO. I COULDN´T GIVE MY HUSBAND

WHAT HE NEEDED SEXUALLY. HEH.

DON´T YOU LOVE THE IRONY?

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD DIE.

I´D POUR MYSELF A BIG GLASS OF

BOURBON AND CALL UP ONE OF THOSE

CHAT LINES. I WAS VERY LONELY.

AND THEN, ONE NIGHT, SITTING

THERE ALONE, I DISCOVERED

I WASN´T JUST A SAD, DUMPED

FIRST WIFE--I WAS A GODDAMN

SENSUAL GODDESS. THAT´S HOW IT

WORKS--YOU MAY NOT GET WHAT YOU

WANT, BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.

NOW I HAVE A LIFE FULL OF THESE

EXTRAORDINARY MEN WHO KNOW THAT

THERE IS NOBODY AS SMOKIN´ HOT

AS YOURS TRULY. I PROVIDE

A CONNECTION THEY CAN´T GET

AT HOME. I SAVE MARRIAGES NOW.

I DON´T LOSE ´EM.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SOBER?

>> 2 YEARS. AND THAT´S ANOTHER

IRONY. I´M CLEARER NOW.

I´M BETTER AT WHAT I DO THAN

I EVER HAVE BEEN. BUT NOW THAT

I SOUND LIKE A GERIATRIC

BULLFROG, THANKS TO THE BOOZE

AND THE CIGGIES, LOT OF

MY REGULAR CLIENTS AREN´T

CALLING AS OFTEN.

>> ANY IDEAS ON HOW YOU´D LIKE

TO SOUND?

>> [ON TAPE] OH, BABY, YOU SOUND

SO GOOD TODAY. WHERE´S YOUR

HAND, BABY?

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

THAT´S MR. CHIN,

AN ACCOUNTANT. HE´S BEEN WITH ME

FOR 8 YEARS.

[ON TAPE] THAT´S IT, BABY.

ARE YOU HARD, BABY? ´CAUSE I´M

ALL PLUMPED UP AND JUICY JUST

THINKING ABOUT YOU.

ARE YOU HARD, BABY? ´CAUSE I´M

ALL PLUMPED UP AND JUICY JUST

THINKING ABOUT YOU.

OH, COME ON, DOC. GIVE ME BACK

THE REAL CINDY.

>> WHERE THE HELL´S CHRISTIAN?

>> I´M SURE HIS SPIRIT´S HERE.

IT´S JUST HIS BODY THAT´S STILL

IN THE TANNING BOOTH.

>> HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN UNDER?

>> I WOULDN´T WAIT MUCH LONGER.

>> GET CHRISTIAN ON

THE BATPHONE.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

Christian: HELLO?

>> WHERE ARE YOU?

WE HAVE A PATIENT PREPPED

AND ON THE TABLE.

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID

OUR FEATHERLIFT RESCHEDULED.

>> AND THEN I ALSO TOLD YOU THAT

I SCHEDULE A LARYNGOPLASTY IN

ITS PLACE.

>> I AM IN THE DENTIST CHAIR

GETTING A POWER BLEACHING, SO

YOU´RE GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD

WITHOUT ME.

OK. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

>> YOU WERE SAYING YOU WERE NO

LONGER HAPPY WITH THE OVERLY

STYLED METROSEXUAL AESTHETIC.

IF YOU COULD BE MORE SPECIFIC?

>> WELL, FOR EXAMPLE,

THE BEDDING IS FAR TOO...

>> SOFT?

>> YEAH, SOFT. AND THE DRAPES?

THE DRAPES ARE TOO...FILMY.

>> IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WANT ME

TO BUTCH IT UP.

>> YEAH. YEAH. BUTCH IT UP.

[HOT CHOCOLATE PLAYS

YOU SEXY THING]

♫ I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES,

WHERE YOU FROM,

YOU SEXY THING,

SEXY THING, YOU,

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES,

SINCE YOU CAME ALONG,

YOU SEXY THING ♫

>> SLOWLY BRING HER OUT.

CINDY? I NEED YOU TO REPEAT

AFTER ME, OK?

SHE SPEAKS PLEASINGLY.

>> SHE SPEAKS PLEASINGLY.

>> I WANNA SHAVE OFF

JUST A HAIR.

>> THE DAY DR. ALLENBY TOLD ME

I HAD A 50/50 CHANCE OF PASSING

THESE BEAUTIES DOWN TO MY KIDS,

SHE ALSO PROMISED SHE WOULD

SUPPORT WHATEVER DECISION

I CAME TO. MY COIN CAME UP TAILS

EACH TIME. BOTH KIDS HAVE IT.

>> DID IT MAKE YOU BRAVER AT ALL

IN YOUR DECISION WHEN YOU FOUND

OUT THAT THEY HAD...ELECTROD--

>> ELECTRODACTYLY.

>> SORRY.

>> I KNOW. CLUMSY WORD, HARD TO

PRONOUNCE. BUT IT´S A HELL OF

A LOT BETTER THAN LOBSTER CLAW

SYNDROME.

YEAH, I WAVERED. BUT ULTIMATELY,

I DECIDED THEY HAD EVERY RIGHT

TO BE HERE AND BE DIFFERENT.

>> WAS IT HARD AS A CHILD TO

MAKE THE ADJUSTMENTS?

>> PHYSICALLY, YOU FIGURE IT

OUT, LIKE STANDING AND WALKING.

EMOTIONALLY, BIT BY BIT, BECAUSE

REALLY, IT´S THE REST OF

THE CONVENTIONAL WORLD THAT

MAKES YOU FEEL HANDICAPPED.

>> AND, UM, HAS IT AFFECTED YOUR

ABILITY TO MAKE A LIVING?

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

I´M THE TOP SALES REP AT LAUDER

BECAUSE OF IT.

I´VE CULTIVATED THIS GREGARIOUS

PERSONALITY SO PEOPLE WOULD BE

MORE FASCINATED WITH WHO I WAS

THAN WHAT I LOOKED LIKE.

>> IT´S JUST, YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW

HOW IT IS. IT´S--WE FEEL SUCH

LOVE FOR OUR CHILDREN, WE JUST

WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT,

YOU KNOW?

>> YOU KNOW NOTHING´S EVER THAT.

I THINK LIFE IS MORE ABOUT

EMBRACING YOUR IMPERFECTIONS.

I MEAN, HOW ELSE CAN YOU EMBRACE

ANYONE ELSE´S?

>> YOU´RE SO RIGHT. YOU KNOW,

YOU SEEM SO MUCH MORE

COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF THAN

I AM, AND--GOD, YOU MUST´VE HAD

VERY SPECIAL PARENTS.

>> THE DAY I WAS BORN?

MY FATHER TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME

AND BOLTED.

WUSSY.

>> GREAT. WASN´T SURE YOU´D BE

HERE.

MY SOAP´S OUT. MOVE OVER.

[NEW SONG BEGINS]

>> [CLEARS THROAT]

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I CAN DO THIS

ONE MYSELF.

IT´S YOUR TURN TO TAKE THE

AFTERNOON OFF. WHY DON´T YOU GO

PLAY SOME GOLF.

>> GOLF? WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN

ME PLAY GOLF?

>> EXACTLY. YOU NEED TO LEARN.

NAME ME ONE OTHER SUCCESSFUL

DOCTOR YOU KNOW THAT IS SO HARD

AT WORK HE DOESN´T HAVE TIME FOR

18 HOLES.

I COULD NAME YOU TWO. AND THE

REASON IS BECAUSE WE KEEP

DOUBLING UP ON ALL THESE

SURGERIES. IF WE WANT TO GROW,

WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO WORK

SMARTER, NOT HARDER.

>> I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO WORK

THAT WAY, AS A TEAM.

>> [CHUCKLES] THAT WAS ALWAYS

YOUR IDEA. I´M FINE FLYING SOLO.

ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

I CAN´T KEEP BEING YOUR HOBBY,

SEAN.

OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU LADIES HAS

THIS MAN´S BALLS?

I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED. WE READY

TO GO?

>> METER´S RUNNING.

>> EXCELLENT.

>> WE´RE NOT WAITING FOR SEAN?

>> NOPE. IT´S A ONE-MAN SHOW

TODAY, DARLIN´.

>> THAT WHY YOU NEED AN

AUDIENCE?

>> AM I IN TROUBLE?

>> THAT DEPENDS. WHAT ARE YOU

DOING OUT HERE?

>> I WANTED TO WATCH.

>> REALLY?

YOU LIKE TO WATCH, MRS. LANDAU?

>> WHEN IT COMES TO MY HUSBAND,

I´D...I´D RATHER BE IN THERE

SUTURING THE IMPLANTS MYSELF.

HE´S BEEN TO SO MANY DOCTORS

THIS YEAR. THEY ALL SPEND 5

MINUTES IN A ROOM WITH HIM, AND

SUDDENLY THEY´RE QUALIFIED TO

TAKE HIS LIFE INTO THEIR HANDS?

AND I HAVE TO SIT IN THE WAITING

ROOM, BITING MY NAILS. I CAN´T

DO THAT AGAIN. EVEN THE GUY WHO

FIXES MY CAR LET´S ME LOOK UNDER

THE HOOD.

>> I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN,

BUT WE HAVE A POLICY THAT

STRICTLY FORBIDS CLIENTS

WATCHING ME PLAY DOCTOR.

>> JUST LOOKING AT YOU...

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU´VE

NEVER BROKEN THAT RULE BEFORE,

DR. TROY.

[WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

>> EVERYTHING OK?

>> THAT BETTER?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHE´S HIS WIFE, SHE CAN´T

OBSERVE THE SURGERY. IF ANYTHING

GOES WRONG, MALPRACTICE IS NOT

GOING TO COVER US.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT´S GREAT ABOUT

HAVING A PAIR OF THESE, LIZ?

YOU´RE NOT AFRAID TO WORK

WITHOUT A NET.

15 BLADE.

>> [WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

>> HIS SCROTUM´S GONNA SWELL TO

THE SIZE OF A GRAPEFRUIT OVER

THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. I

RECOMMEND THE ONLY SEXUAL

CONTACT YOU HAVE WITH YOUR

HUSBAND IS THROWING HIM A BAG OF

ICE OR A BUCKET OF VICODIN.

>> WHAT ABOUT IRRIGATING THE

SCAR WITH SOME SALINE AND

BETADINE SWABS?

BURT MADE HIS MONEY IN THE

MEDICAL FIELD. IT KINDA RUBS

OFF.

>> HMM.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN.

IT´S REFRESHING TO SEE A DOCTOR

PUT HIS EGO ASIDE AND TREAT ME

WITH EQUAL RESPECT.

>> WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO

THANK ME, WHY DON´T YOU COME TO

MY PLACE FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

>> WHY GO THROUGH ALL THAT

TROUBLE?

WE SHOULD JUST HOP INTO THE

EMPTY BED RIGHT HERE.

BEFORE HE WAKES UP.

I´M FLATTERED.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> BUT I´VE NEVER CHEATED ON MY

HUSBAND, AND I NEVER WILL.

>> I´M SORRY. AFTER THE VERY

STRONG SIGNALS YOU´VE BEEN

SENDING ME, I THOUGHT--

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT. YOU

DON´T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE MY

AGE CAN BE ATTRACTED TO AN OLDER

MAN.

>> CERTAINLY NOT WITHOUT A

PRENUP.

>> SO YOU JUST ASSUMED I MARRIED

HIM FOR HIS MONEY?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> YOU DON´T CHOOSE WHO YOU

LOVE, DR. TROY, IT CHOOSES YOU.

I NEVER SAW MYSELF WITH AN OLDER

MAN, EITHER. BUT WHEN I STOPPED

FIGHTING WHAT MY HEART TRULY

WANTED, I REALIZED HOW HAPPY I

WAS WITH BURT.

CONTENT.

>> WELL, IN THAT CASE, I HUMBLY

WITHDRAW MY INDECENT

PROPOSITION.

>> WHAT IF I HAD A PROPOSITION

FOR YOU, DR. TROY?

>> BUY US? WE´RE NOT FOR SALE.

>> WE ARE AT THIS PRICE.

>> [SIGHS]

IMPRESSIVE, BUT I´M NOT

IMPRESSED.

>> JUST READ THE PROPOSAL. THE

UPFRONT PAYMENT IS JUST FOR

MAJORITY STAKE IN THE COMPANY.

WE STILL GET OUR SALARY, WE

STILL OWN PART OF THE BUSINESS.

WE JUST DON´T HAVE TO DEAL WITH

ALL THE MANAGERIAL BULLSHIT

THAT´S ALL.

>> BUT WHY US?

>> WHO CARES?

YOU HEARD THE GUY. HE--HE EATS

PAPER PLANES AND SHITS OUT

SPACE SHUTTLES. HE´S GONNA MAKE

US RICH. LOOK, WE WORK 70 HOURS

A WEEK JUST TO KEEP PACE, RIGHT?

THIS IS GONNA GIVE US AT LEAST

30 OF THOSE HOURS BACK. THEY´RE

NOT JUST BUYING OUR BUSINESS,

THEY´RE HELPING KEEP US SANE.

>> BUT I AM SANE.

>> BULLSHIT. YOU´RE A

WORKAHOLIC. AND YOU GOT ANOTHER

KID ON THE WAY.

YOU GONNA LET JULIA RAISE

ANOTHER ONE ON HER OWN? YOU SAW

WHAT A 70-HOUR WORK WEEK DID TO

MATT.

>> YOUR GENES ARE AS RESPONSIBLE

FOR THAT AS MY WORK HABITS. ARE

THE LANDAUS GONNA PAY TO REPLACE

THOSE? I´D BE ALL FOR THAT. WHY

ARE YOU DOING THIS? YOU´VE BEEN

ACTING STRANGE AND DISTANT ALL

WEEK, AND NOW YOU WANT TO SELL

OFF THIS THING WE MADE TOGETHER.

WHAT THE HELL´S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME. I

JUST THINK WE´RE STILL YOUNG

MEN. WHY TIE OURSELVES DOWN TILL

WE´RE NOT ANYMORE?

>> THIS ISN´T A BURDEN THAT I´M

TIED TO. IT´S OUR CHILD.

>> WELL, MAYBE IT´S TIME TO LET

YOUR KIDDIE GROW UP.

COME ON. THIS IS WHAT IT´S ALL

ABOUT. YOU BUILD A BUSINESS, YOU

SELL IT OFF AND WALK OFF INTO

THE SUNSET WITH A BUTTLOAD OF

CASH.

>> I´M SORRY, CHRISTIAN, BUT WE

NEED TO BOTH SIGNOFF ON A SALE,

AND I WON´T DO IT.

I GUESS YOU´RE STUCK WITH ME.

[DOOR OPENS]

CHRISTIAN WANTS TO SELL THE

BUSINESS AND HAVE US WORK THERE

AS EMPLOYEES.

[CHUCKLES] I DON´T KNOW WHAT´S

GOING ON WITH HIM.

[REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSES]

ASSHOLE. HEH.

I´M HIS PARTNER. HE´S ACTING

LIKE HE´S JUST IN THIS ALONE.

WHAT? WHAT´S THE MATTER?

>> IT´S ABOUT THE BABY.

>> YOU LOST IT?

>> NO.

>> IT´S CHRISTIAN´S?

>> DR. ALLENBY TOOK ANOTHER

SONOGRAM, AND, UM, WE´RE HAVING

A BABY BOY.

>> A BOY?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

I´M HAVING A SON.

SOMETHING WRONG?

SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR BABY?

>> YEAH.

UH, IT´S CALLED ELE-TRIDLE--UH,

SHIT, I CAN´T EVEN PRONOUNCE IT.

[SOBBING]

>> ELECTRODACTYLY.

OH.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN

ABOUT THIS?

>> [STAMMERING] I KNEW THAT

THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY THAT--

>> BUT YOU KNEW THAT--

YOU KNEW THAT IT WAS A

POSSIBILITY?

AND YOU DIDN´T TELL ME?

I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GONNA BE

DIFFERENT, JULIA. OUR ONE SON

WAS A LIE. I--I THOUGHT WE WERE

REALLY GONNA BE TOGETHER THIS

TIME.

>> I DIDN´T KNOW WHAT WE WERE.

I MEAN, AFTER EVERYTHING WE´VE

BEEN THROUGH, I DIDN´T KNOW HOW

WE´D BE.

>> [SCOFFS]

>> BUT I´VE MADE A DECISION THAT

I´M HAVING THIS BABY NO MATTER

WHAT.

OUR BABY. YOU KNOW, I´M SORRY.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU,

INSTEAD OF PULLING AWAY. I´M

SORRY, BUT...[SNIFFLES]

>> YOU STILL COULDN´T TRUST ME?

>> NO, SEAN. IT WASN´T THAT. IT

WAS BECAUSE I DIDN´T KNOW HOW IT

WOULD FEEL BETWEEN US. AND I WAS

SCARED THAT IF I TOLD YOU, YOU

WOULDN´T WANT IT, AND THAT I

MIGHT LOSE YOU.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST

WITH ME, JULIA.

>> LOOK, I--I CAN LEAVE. YOU

KNOW, YOU´RE--WE´RE NOT MARRIED.

YOU´RE NOT BOUND TO ME. I´M NOT

GONNA ASK ANYTHING OF YOU, AND

I´M, UH, SELLING MY SHARES FROM

THE SPA SO THAT I CAN BE WITH

THE BABY FULLTIME. [SNIFFLES]

>> [SIGHS]

>> [SOBBING]

I´M SO SORRY.

>> IT´S OUR BABY, JULIA.

YEAH.

I WANT TO DO THIS WITH YOU.

>> [SOBS]

IT´S NOT GOING TO BE EASY. I

DON´T KNOW WHAT WE´RE GONNA DO.

[SNIFFLES]

>> WE´RE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> JUST TAKING A LITTLE DRIVE.

WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, THOUGHT

I´D DROP BY AND...SEE MY

PARTNER.

WHY IS THERE A STATUE OF A COCK

IN THE CORNER?

>> IT´S NOT A COCK, SEAN. IT´S

CALLED ABSTRACT ART. IT´S FROM

THE BRUTALISM MOVEMENT.

>> OH. [CHUCKLES]

IS IT A COUCH, OR IS IT A

CROCODILE?

>> [LAUGHS]

>> WHY´D YOU CHANGE EVERYTHING?

I LIKE IT THE WAY IT WAS.

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

>> ARE YOU DRUNK?

>> HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PROTEIN

POWDER? I´VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

YOU´VE OFFICIALLY BEEN REPLACED

AS MY HOBBY.

ANYWAY, STUFF TASTES LIKE ASS,

SO I JUICED IT UP A BIT WITH

A DELIGHTFULLY FLAVORED VODKA.

>> I´LL GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.

>> OH, SCREW FOLGERS. BREAK OUT

THE CHAMPAGNE!

LET´S CELEBRATE...

THE SALE OF OUR BUSINESS.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> OH, YOU´RE RIGHT, CHRISTIAN.

I´M A GODDAMN WORKAHOLIC.

I´VE GOT TO STOP BEFORE I GIVE

MYSELF A HEART ATTACK. JULIA´S

ALL FOR SELLING, BY THE WAY.

SHE WANTS TO BE A FULL-TIME MOM

THIS TIME AROUND. GINA´S AGREED

TO BUY OUT HER SHARES OF THE

SPA.

YEAH. THAT CASH ISN´T ROLLING IN

ANYTIME SOON.

HANDICAPPED CHILDREN NEED A LOT

OF EXTRA CARE, NOT TO MENTION

MONEY, SO...SO IT ALL WORKS OUT

PERFECTLY.

MY LITTLE BOY´S GOT

ELECTRODACTYLY.

MY LITTLE INNOCENT UNBORN BABY

BOY GOT HIT WITH A

ONE-IN-A-MILLION BOLT OF

LIGHTENING.

>> JESUS.

I´M SO SORRY.

>> I DON´T WANT YOUR PITY.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY. AFTER ALL,

YOU GOT THE PERFECT SON.

>> I KNOW YOU DON´T BELIEVE THIS

NOW, BUT IN TIME,

THINGS WILL ALL WORK OUT FINE.

HE´LL BE ABLE TO LIVE A NORMAL

LIFE.

>> NO, HE WON´T! HE´LL NEVER BE

NORMAL! YOU´RE A DOCTOR, YOU

KNOW WHAT THOSE HANDS LOOK LIKE.

HE´S NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY

BALL IN A BACKYARD WITH HIS OLD

MAN.

NEVER BE ABLE TO GO OUT IN

PUBLIC AND NOT BE STARED AT BY

STRANGERS WHO WHISPER AND LAUGH

THAT HE´S A FREAK!

>> DID YOU JUST FIND OUT?

>> SHE GOT THE FINAL DIAGNOSIS

THIS WEEK.

NOW SHE´S 6 MONTHS ALONG, THE

SHIP HAS SAILED.

>> WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED HER TO

HAVE AN ABORTION...IF YOU KNEW

ABOUT IT EARLIER?

>> YES. GOD HELP ME, YES.

I...

[SOBBING]

I´LL SEE YOU MONDAY AT THE

LAWYER´S OFFICE.

[AL GREEN SINGS

TIRED OF BEING ALONE]

♫ I´M SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE,

I´M SO TIRED OF ON-MY-OWN,

WON´T YOU HELP ME, GIRL,

JUST AS SOON AS YOU CAN ♫

[POUNDING]

♫ PEOPLE SAY THAT,

I´VE FOUND A WAY,

TO MAKE YOU SAY,

THAT YOU LOVE ME ♫

[PANTING]

♫ BUT BABY,

YOU DIDN´T GO FOR THAT, HUH,

IT´S A NATURAL FACT,

THAT I WANNA COME BACK ♫

[DR. WOLPER MOANS]

♫ SHOW ME WHERE IT´S AT,

BABY,

I´M SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE,

I´M SO TIRED OF ON-MY-OWN,

WON´T YOU HELP ME, GIRL,

SOON AS YOU CAN,

I GUESS YOU KNOW THAT I,

UH, I LOVE YOU SO,

EVEN THOUGH,

YOU DON´T WANT ME NO MORE,

HEY, HEY, HEY,

I´M CRYIN´ TEARS,

ALL THROUGH THE YEARS,

I TELL YOU LIKE IT IS, HONEY,

LOVE ME IF YOU CAN,

YEAH, BABY,

TIRED OF BEING ALONE,

HERE BY MYSELF NOW,

I TELL YA, I´M TIRED, BABY,

I´M TIRED OF BEING,

ALL WRAPPED UP LATE AT NIGHT,

IN MY DREAMS,

NOBODY BUT YOU, BABY,

SOMETIMES I WONDER ♫

Cindy, on phone: HI, I´M CINDY.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU THIS

EVENING?

♫ YOU SEE, BABY,

I BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, YEAH,

I BEEN--I BEEN WANTING,

TO GET NEXT TO YOU, BABY,

YOU SEE, SOMETIMES,

I HOLD MY ARMS, AND I SAY,

OOH OOH,

OH,

OH, BABY,

AY...

NEEDING YOU HAS PROVEN TO ME ♫

>> HI.

♫ TO BE MY GREATEST DREAM,

YEAH ♫

WANT SOME COMPANY?

>> NOT TONIGHT, SWEETHEART.

THANKS.

[CLEARS THROAT]

♫ I´M SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE,

I´M SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE,

SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT,

I GET TO WONDERIN´,

ABOUT YOU, BABY,

OH, BABY, BABY...

[SONG FADES]

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