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And I'll have
the southwestern salad.
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But?
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No corn, no beans,
no avocado.
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So a bowl of lettuce
with some cheese?
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Yes, please. Pepper Jack
instead of cheddar.
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You people never disappoint.
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Okay, we ordered.
Are you gonna
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tell them your news,
or do I have to?
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I'm not sure
it's really news.
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That guy Wayne she met
at the sober jamboree in Canada
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is coming down
for a booty call.
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Marjorie!
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Stop.
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Nothing's happened
between us.
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There was just
a little energy.
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If you get married,
I call maid of honor.
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Why would I do that?
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They've Skyped twice and
she's worn lipstick both times.
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You do lurk a lot,
don't you?
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More than you know.
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Ooh, and he sent her
pictures of his dogs.
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He's a dog person.
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That's not bad.
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It's a romantic comedy
waiting to happen.
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He likes dogs,
she likes cats.
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Meow, this relationship's
gonna be "ruff."
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Come on! You would
see that movie.
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So what are the sleeping
arrangements gonna be?
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Settle down. It's just
gonna be dinner on Friday.
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We all know dinner Friday
means breakfast Saturday.
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I'll make you guys pancakes,
if that's not too lurky.
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I need fries and a Diet Coke.
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No salt,
ranch instead of ketchup.
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I am in crisis.
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What's going on?
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Well, you know
how I'm hosting
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that big charity event
this weekend?
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That we're not
invited to, yes.
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Well, come up with $1,500,
you're invited.
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We're having a nice time here,
why you got to be mean?
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Anyway, I got out my antique
silverware to have it polished
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and a bunch of it is missing.
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Sometimes
I'm positive
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something is missing,
and I've just misplaced it.
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You think I took 12 forks, eight
spoons, three knives, a ladle
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and then absentmindedly
left them out by the pool?
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What do you think happened?
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I hate to say it, but I think
my housekeeper stole from me.
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Which one?
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I don't know, so I'm gonna
have to fire them both.
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But not till
after the party
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'cause they're both
really good at their jobs.
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Honey, y-you don't know for sure
it was them.
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Well, who else had
access and opportunity?
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Be right back, Jill.
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I'm just,
looking for some tea.
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God.
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I just flashed on Marjorie
and Wayne making out.
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Why would I do that?
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Hey, how are you doing?
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What-what are you doing?
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Reading about a farmer
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who sued a railroad in 1897.
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It's a lot more boring
than it sounds.
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Ha! Good one.
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Is this for the, class with
that lady professor that yells?
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It's weird. I feel like
she's so much harder
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on the women than the men.
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Maybe she's trying
to make us stronger
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so we can take on
the patriarchy.
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I stole the silverware.
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What?
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Jill's silverware.
Five years ago. Me.
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How could you do that?
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We were practically homeless.
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And in my defense, I had no idea
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we were gonna like her
as much as we do.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I forgot.
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You forgot?
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You know that thing I do
when I'm ashamed of something
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I've done, I shove it way down
until I forget about it?
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I did that with this.
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You're unbelievable.
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It was a long time ago.
I was barely sober.
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And let's be honest,
I stole from everybody.
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Everybody?
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No.
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Well, you got to tell Jill.
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You're right, you're right,
you're right.
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I'm thinking a sealed letter
she can open after I die.
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Maybe a series of cryptic clues.
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Could be fun for all ages
at my funeral.
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Hey, everyone's up.
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What's going on?
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I just remembered I stole
a bunch of silverware
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from Jill five years ago.
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Okay, good night.
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See? He gets me.
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Well, if you don't
have blue hydrangeas,
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why would you let me
order 12 arrangements
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featuring blue hydrangeas?
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Come on in.
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You did not just
say carnations to me.
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This is a benefit,
not an Appalachian prom.
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Ooh, I tell you what,
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I'm gonna take some
deep cleansing breaths
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while you have somebody
with a tiny shred
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of floral imagination
call me.
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Ooh!
I swear to God,
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saving these little
diabetes kids is gonna kill me.
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You are such a good person
to be doing this.
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Yeah, well, tell that
to Melanie Kirkpatrick.
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She's head of the
event committee at my club.
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She did not
want me hosting this.
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She's still not
over the time I got drunk
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and set the lobsters free at the
charity clambake.
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Dinner and a show.
She should be thanking you.
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I just really
need it to go well
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so I can get back
on the A-list.
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And the kids.
And the kids.
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It's gonna be a huge success,
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they're gonna donate
a lot of money,
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everybody's gonna love you,
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I stole your silverware.
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What... what was that?
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Huge success, lot of money,
everyone loves you.
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I think that was it.
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You stole it?
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I was desperate.
I did a terrible thing.
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But you and I are in a program
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where everyone
has made huge mistakes,
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and this is me owning up to one.
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I'm-I'm truly, truly sorry.
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That silverware's been
in my family for 150 years.
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My great-grandmother
gave it to my grandmother
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who gave it to my mother
who gave it to me,
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and they're all dead now.
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Sounds like maybe it was cursed.
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That silverware is all I had
that connected me to them.
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Um, I didn't know
it was that important.
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Well, maybe you should have
asked me before you stole it
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so I could have
directed you to something
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less emotionally resonant.
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Jill...
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Just leave.
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Come on, I'll do anything
to make this right.
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Go! Now.
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Okay, fine.
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Please tell me
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that wasn't your
grandmother's.
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No, it was Crate & Barrel.
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But I liked it!
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Hey, Marjorie,
how's it going in there?
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I don't know why
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I'm getting so excited
for this date.
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The man lives
in Canada,
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and you know I hate winter,
so I can't move there.
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He loves winter,
she loves summer,
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but will they fall in love?
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Would you like me to set up
a dressing room for you?
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No, no, no,
I'm only 40.
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Um, feel it.
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Fine.
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Mama.
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Do you have an extra small?
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I'm sure I do.
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Marjorie,
you look beautiful.
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Well... not bad
for an old broad.
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Look around. In this
place, not so old.
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You're in luck.
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What do you think--
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should I take off my ring
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before I go on the date?
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Do you feel ready?
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Been two years.
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Yeah, I think if I'm asking
the question, I'm ready.
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Victor, I love you,
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and I'm grateful
for the time we shared
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and...
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taking this off
will never change that.
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That was beautiful.
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Mine. Back off.
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That's a new look
for you.
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I went shopping with Marjorie
and this caught my eye.
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Where'd you go,
Forever 71?
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Touch it, go ahead,
touch it.
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Ooh. Is this happening
on the inside too?
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Yes, it's like
I'm wearing a kitten.
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Hi, Jill.
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Hi Wendy, Christy,
Tammy, Bonnie.
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How's Clyde?
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Bonnie and Clyde.
They were robbers.
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She's a robber.
They're all robbers.
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I'm trying to cut
the tension, laugh it up.
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No, this is good,
she's making jokes about me.
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It means she's over it.
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I'm not over it.
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But you're getting close.
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: No, I'm not.
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But you're singing with me.
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: I can sing and
still hate you at the same time.
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You know, if Marjorie
were here...
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I thought she was.
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Don't listen.
You're awesome.
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In my defense,
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I didn't know I was gonna
like you as much as I do.
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Does she not hear
how that sounds?
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Let's just talk it out.
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I mean, look how much
I've forgiven Bonnie for.
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Introducing me
to drugs,
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getting me kicked out
of our foster home...
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I forgive her every day
for the bullying.
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And we're in an
anti-bullying era.
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Guys?
My childhood.
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Thanks for playing.
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See?
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If Leisure World over here
can forgive me,
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anyone can forgive me.
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Yeah, well, I'm not gonna.
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Jill, I screwed up.
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But I was
a different person then.
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I'm really sorry.
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Excuse me, I have to
go to the ladies'.
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Seriously? She thinks I'm gonna
steal out of her purse?
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Well, there are consequences
when you steal from someone.
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Mine was seven years in prison,
yours is an awkward lunch.
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What a hit!
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Pass intercepted!
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Do you need me to talk you down
or just get out of the way?
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Talk me down.
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Really? 'Cause this
is a live sporting event.
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There's...
O-Okay. Okay.
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Give me the facts.
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I have apologized my
butt off to Jill
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about the silverware, and she
still treats me like a criminal.
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Well, technically, you d...
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Okay.
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How about this?
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just because you're ready
to be forgiven
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doesn't mean that
she's ready to forgive.
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I think you should
give her time.
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I could get better advice
from a clock.
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I have to fix this.
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I don't think you can.
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Yeah?
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Watch me, clock.
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That was just for dramatic
effect. I have nowhere to go.
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Do you know what my favorite
part of the conference was?
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When I fell on my ass
in the snow
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and you stopped me from
going after the kid who laughed?
252
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It was funny
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when he took a
snowball to the face.
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Yeah.
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You got a pretty good arm.
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Can I tell you
about our specials?
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00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,717
No, thanks,
we're just having coffee.
258
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,097
Yes.
259
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,974
Coffee.
260
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,934
Yeah, two coffees.
261
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,644
I actually have dinner plans
after this.
262
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,021
Yes. So do I.
263
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,358
That's why I'm so dressed up.
Who'd wear velvet to coffee?
264
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,491
How'd the date go?
265
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,993
Can you not stop smiling?
266
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,454
Okay.
You're not smiling.
267
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,289
Did you just now
stop smiling?
268
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,208
Turns out it was
coffee, not a date.
269
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,795
Sorry.
Been there.
270
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,172
Once, I thought
I was on a date,
271
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,342
but turns out it was
a dentist appointment.
272
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,888
Well, obviously, Wayne
just wants to be friends.
273
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,265
Dr. Gann
just wanted me to floss.
274
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,854
But I-I thought that Wayne
came here to see you?
275
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,981
No, he's here on business.
276
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,858
I'm the one who built it up
277
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,152
because I'm a
ridiculous old woman.
278
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,196
I don't like it when my mother
calls you that,
279
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,656
and I don't like it
when you do it.
280
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,492
I've never been
so humiliated.
281
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,827
Really?
282
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,039
'Cause, for a couple of years,
your address was
283
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,416
"cardboard box."
284
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,878
All right, well, this
was a close runner-up.
285
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,713
Here's the good news:
286
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,381
you got excited
about someone,
287
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,592
which means you are ready
to get out there.
288
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,469
And that means
you're gonna get out there,
289
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,845
and that means
you're gonna find someone.
290
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,056
You know what?
291
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,807
I'm really fine
being alone.
292
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,018
I'm a lot like
you in that way.
293
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,522
I tried to kiss my dentist.
294
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,898
You think I'm fine being alone?
295
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,069
What you watching?
296
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,570
My house.
297
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,780
What's it doing?
298
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,075
It's bustling with caterers
and florists and delivery guys,
299
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,201
and now, because of your mother,
300
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,703
I can't stop obsessing over
what they might be stealing.
301
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,247
They're not stealing.
They're working.
302
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,874
Already saw
one guy help himself
303
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,709
to an ice cream sandwich
from my freezer.
304
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,086
Joke's on you, sir.
305
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,837
Those are two years old
and made with hemp milk.
306
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,383
Hey, don't you spit that
on my floor.
307
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,968
That stone is porous!
308
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,556
No.
309
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,599
What?
310
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,599
Wayne's here.
311
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,226
I told him about
this meeting.
312
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,103
I didn't think
he'd come.
313
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,437
That's your Wayne?
314
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,564
He's hot.
315
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,774
Yeah. He's my hot,
platonic friend.
316
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,109
Wasn't a date.
317
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,988
Hi, Wayne.
318
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,988
Hey, Marjorie.
319
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,615
I, saved you
a seat next to me.
320
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,285
: Sorry, I
always sit with my girls.
321
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,619
These are my girls.
322
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,121
Say hi, girls.
323
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,497
Hi.
324
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,957
Hi, girls.
325
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,959
Marjorie, come here.
326
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,502
There's a guy I
want you to meet.
327
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,212
Don't help me.
328
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,383
...and the wisdom
to know the difference.
329
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,766
Well, Wayne, it was
great to see you again.
330
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,976
Safe travels.
331
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,352
Actually, I was wondering
332
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,146
what you were doing
after the meeting.
333
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,273
I think I've
had enough coffee.
334
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,693
Look, I'm sorry
about the other night.
335
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,031
I really wanted it
to be more, but...
336
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,033
I got cold feet.
337
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,243
You did?
338
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,997
Yeah, my wife died
a year and a half ago.
339
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,334
Sometimes it feels like
a long time.
340
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,337
Sometimes it really doesn't.
341
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,507
Ooh, I understand that.
342
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,177
And I haven't been on a date
for 40 years, so I...
343
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,970
I have no idea
what I'm doing.
344
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,970
Well,
345
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,597
why didn't you tell me?
346
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,932
Because I haven't been
on a date for 40 years.
347
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,809
And the feet-- cold.
348
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,189
How are the feet
feeling now?
349
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,066
Want to give it
another try?
350
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,360
Yeah, I-I would like that.
351
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,947
Hey, Marjorie.
352
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,244
This guy over there is
asking me for your number.
353
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,538
So...
354
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,538
Well, tell him thank you,
355
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,916
but Wayne and I
are going out to dinner.
356
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,377
My God,
that's so great.
357
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,253
There's no guy.
358
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,384
Good. You're
still here.
359
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,886
I was just leaving.
Got to make sure
360
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,347
my bartender doesn't steal
my jewelry, thanks to you.
361
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,765
Please, just give me one minute.
362
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,350
Where were you? You
missed the meeting.
363
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,727
I got caught in traffic
driving back from San Francisco,
364
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,396
where I was able to track down
365
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,606
some very similar pieces
of silverware--
366
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,733
not as old but not new--
367
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,194
that definitely belonged
to someone's grandmother,
368
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,239
which I hope you will accept
with my deepest apologies.
369
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,700
Boy, you went to a lot
of trouble, Bonnie.
370
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,285
Jill, didn't Bonnie go
to a lot of trouble?
371
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,913
Sorry.
I gave it a shot.
372
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,833
Come on.
Please take it.
373
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,174
Shelby, you just moved
into a new place, right? Enjoy.
374
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,846
Hey. Give that back.
375
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,226
Biscotti... go.
376
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978
Crème brûlée... go.
377
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,188
Flourless chocolate
cake... hold!
378
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,400
Go.
379
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,735
Go, go, go!
380
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,028
God, I know
381
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,488
you probably have
more important things to do,
382
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,781
but please
just get me through dessert
383
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,868
and coffee and saying goodbye
to people whose names I forgot.
384
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,412
There you are.
385
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,998
Melanie.
Is everything okay?
386
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,791
You know, Jill, when the
committee selected you
387
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,460
to host this event,
I had my doubts,
388
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,962
which I expressed
passionately.
389
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:30,257
Yeah.
You included me on the text.
390
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,469
I just had a hard time imagining
this not being a disaster.
391
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,429
But look. You're
still dressed,
392
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,639
and no one slipped
in your vomit.
393
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,642
Yeah, yay for me.
394
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,146
And... I'm not
that person anymore.
395
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,814
No, you're not.
396
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,234
And I need to stop judging
you on who you used to be.
397
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,446
Thank you.
That means a lot.
398
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,781
Clear your April,
399
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,617
'cause we've got AIDS
and leukemia coming up.
400
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,703
I'd be thrilled
to get either!
401
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,414
Yes!
I am back, baby.
402
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,509
Hello.
403
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,844
I'm here to make
a formal apology.
404
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,430
Well, you're certainly
dressed for it.
405
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,561
Listen...
406
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,147
I realized a couple
of things tonight.
407
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,317
One: no one
likes salmon toast but me.
408
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,361
And two:
409
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,656
I don't want to be judged
on who I used to be, and...
410
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,199
that's exactly what
I've been doing to you.
411
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,159
I'm so sorry for being an idiot.
412
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,036
You weren't.
I broke your trust.
413
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,081
I know earning that back
is gonna take time.
414
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,874
Not as long as you think.
415
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,084
Come here.
416
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,547
And for the record,
417
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,674
I didn't expect
to like you, either.
418
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,514
Aw!
419
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,725
Good God!
420
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,436
How many of those things
did you buy?
421
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,481
I don't have a man!
422
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,909
What?
423
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,370
I just remembered.
I stole $20 out of your wallet
424
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,955
the first time
we slept together.
425
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,041
Okay.
426
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,796
What?
427
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,214
And the second time.
428
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,175
Okay.
429
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,854
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