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♪♪
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-Please.
-Alright, my quiz hounds!
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Who's ready for a battle
of the brains?!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah![ Cheers and applause ]
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Why are we doing this?
Can't we just drink?
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The prize
is a five-coin bar tab,
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and our only competition
is these idiots.
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All: Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!
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Yeah![ Cheers and applause ]
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We can't lose!
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Okay, before we start, just a
little reminder about cheating.
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Use the honor system, guys.
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No looking up answers
on The Oracle.
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I see all!
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Alright, man.
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Okay, the first category is...
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political theory.
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Yes!
Yeah, we got this.
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Which hunky emperor
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is well known for his
juicy, trashy ass?
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What?
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-St. Maxwell the Thicc!
-St. Maxwell the Thicc!
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Correct!
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That's 100 points
to the Brew-Dog Crew!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Okay, there was
no intellectual merit
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to that question.
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Oh, so, you're
an intellectual now?
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'Cause last time
I checked,
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you were still
fully shoveling
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people's shit
for a living.
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Al, this is dumb.
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You don't need to prove
yourself to these morons.
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Do a science question.
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-Okay.
-Okay, fine.
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Which scientific theory
explains the phenomenon
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in which every 18 months,
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the sun is blacked out
in the midday sky?
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Oh! Anaxagoras' theory
of the solar eclipse!
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-Wrong.
-What?!
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Brew-Dog Crew, would you
like to venture a guess?
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-If you think you know it...
-Okay, I don't know.
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Uh, well...
[clears throat]
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You know, sometimes,
uh, the devil gets horny
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for the sun 'cause they're
both made of fire.
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Well, some -- sometimes he --
he flies up there and he --
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and he [bleep] the sun so hard
that all the fire in it --
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it goes out.
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-Correct!
-Aw!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Come on!
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That's 100 points
to the Brew-Dog Crew!
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-Whoo!
-I think it's pretty clear
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who the smartest people
in Lower Murkford are.
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-Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
-Yeah!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sword shings,
chicken squawks ]
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♪♪
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[ Goats bleating ]
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Boy, I gotta say, honey,
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that parking brake you invented
for our cart is brilliant.
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And the beauty of it
is you can't even see it.
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You know what's funny --
no one will ever know
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what a smart idea
you had.
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Yeah. No one.
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Smack in distance ]Man: Ohh!
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[ People gasp ]
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through.
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What happened?
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Oh, my God,
it was a freak accident.
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Ted was just, like,
minding his own business,
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pulling the horse's tail,
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screaming,
"Yucca, yucca, yucca,"
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when out of nowhere, the horse
kicked him in the face.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Pretty bad wound.
I should...apply some pressure.
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Oh, stop.
Get out of the way.
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Let the doctor handle it.
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Looks like she's already
got it covered.
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Dr. Goodman.
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Alexandra.
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I was just trying to stanch
the blood flow.
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Yeah? Where'd you learn
how to do that?
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Oh, uh, well,
I found a couple pages
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of an old medical textbook
in a garbage dump.
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So I guess I just picked up
a thing or two.
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You know, we could use
a smart person like you
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at the medical center.
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Would you be interested
in a job?
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I think I would.
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Well, in that case,
welcome aboard, doctor.
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[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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-You called for me?
-Yes!
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We have an emergency.
Henry the Duck has escaped!
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We have to find him.
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Summon the Royal Army,
tell them to search the Earth!
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Uh, you own over
a hundred ducks, buddy.
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Just play with one
of the other ones.
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No, but I want thatone!
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Why can't I have
this one thing?!
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I ask for so little!
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[ Bell rings ]
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Prince, the answer
is no, okay?
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I've run off!
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[ Door opens, slams ]Ugh! Damn it!
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[ Sighs ] Oh, Mr. Worm,
you're my only friend.
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[ Horse neighs ]
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Welp,
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back to being alone
and having nothing.
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[ Duck quacking in distance ]
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♪♪
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[ Quacking continues ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Quacking continues ]
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Wow!
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[ Inhales deeply ]
I can't believe it.
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My daughter the doctor.
I'm so proud.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Gotta say,
I'm kinda nervous.
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What if I fail?
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At least you're trying.
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Most people in this town
just punch the clock,
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but you're doing
something you believe in.
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Thanks, Mags.
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Okay. Here I go.
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[ Both chanting "Doc-tor Al!" ]
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Go, Doctor!
Go, Doctor!
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She's a doctor.
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Dr. Al!
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Her name's Al.
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My daughter's a doctor.
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Her name is Dr. Al!
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Welcome, Mr. Shoemaker.
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This is my colleague,
Dr. Alexandra.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Well, I've had
this stuffy nose
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for the last few days, now.
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Aha!
That's a very common ailment.
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Typical treatment for stuffiness
of the nose region
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is we will have put leaches
all over your penis,
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up and down, all over it,
and your testicles, too.
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Uh, and that will distract
the mucus fairies,
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uh, from their dancing
and their stomping.
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And you have to
drink your pee.
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-My own pee?
-Yes.
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Oh. How much?
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All of it.
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Don't drop a drip.
Everything that comes out,
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just stick it right back
in your mouth.
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In fact, you'd be best suited
to just kick your legs
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over your head
and piss in your mouth
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for the rest of your life.
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Huh.
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Alright.
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Alright.
Consider yourself doctored.
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[ Knocks on table,
chuckles ]
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Uh, Dr. Goodman?
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Um, are you sure that this
is the best procedure
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for a stuffy nose?
I...
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[ Chuckles ]
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Who's the doctor here?
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[ Laughter ]Where is he?
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It's my first day.
I...
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Yeah. Can I consult with you
in private, Dr. Alexandra?
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Yeah.
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Just relax.
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♪♪
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[ Softly ] I have
no idea what I'm doing.
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What?
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I don't know
what I'm doing.
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[ Crying ]
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What?
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Help me!
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[ Gulps ]
Okay. Just -- Okay.
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Just -- I want to
get this straight.
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You --
You're a total fraud?
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It didn't start
that way, okay?
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A few years ago,
I had this idea
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that I could fix people's bodies
using medicine.
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Sounded great, right?
I pitched it to investors.
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They went nuts.
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And, sure, yeah,
the science wasn't there,
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but I figured fake it
till you make it, right?
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Cut to now.
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I still haven't figured
this shit out!
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[ Sobbing ] And the patients
keep coming!
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Dr. Goodman,
this is wrong.
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You need to stop
doing this.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Because I'm a weak man.
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[Bleep]
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I once made a man with the flu
eat his own dick.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, my God.
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♪♪
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You there.
Where did you get that duck?
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Uh, what, you mean Bucket?
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Uh, I found him.
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It was a miracle.
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You know, until he came along,
my entire life, I had nothing.
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And now I have this one little
thing that makes me happy.
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I'm so...
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I'm so grateful.
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Vexler, make the dirty man
give Henry back to me.
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Alright, how much?
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Oh, no,
Bucket's not for sale.
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-Trick him.
-Now, hold on there, pal.
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I'm not just some rube,
you know?
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You might be some slick-talking
castle guy,
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but I've got one thing
you don't -- street smarts.
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-You see this magic egg?
-I'm listening.
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You could keep that one duck,
or you could take this egg,
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and when it hatches,
you will have...
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four ducks.
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And one of them
will be Bucket?
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Oh, man, wow. Are you sure
you feel good about this?
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You're right. He may try and
follow us and steal Henry back.
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Trick him further.
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Yes, one of them
will be Bucket,
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but only if you
sit on this egg
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for a really,
really long time.
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Do I haveto be naked?
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I mean...
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I guess?
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Sold!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Quacking ]
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Finally, one piece
of good fortune in my life.
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[ Sighs ]
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-So, the doctor's a phony?
-Yep.
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And I guess I should have
suspected something
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when he hired me
off the street
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without checking
my credentials
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or even knowing
my full name.
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Yeah, that was a red flag.
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So, what are
you gonna do now?
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Well, I'm gonna quit,
obviously,
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and then I'm gonna
blow the whistle on him.
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I mean, the guy
is a total con artist.
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I need to tell people that this
whole doctor thing's a sham.
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Hi-eee!
We just wanted to come over
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and say congrats
on the big news.
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What big news?
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Oh, your doctor stuff
got you in the Time 100.
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What's the Time 100?
260
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I scan the mists of time
and divine
261
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:14,130
which 100 souls
have the most buzz!
262
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:15,960
Whoa!
That's crazy!
263
00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:19,101
Everyone's talking about you.
You're, like, a celebrity.
264
00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:21,448
Wesley Pervert even
rated your feet.
265
00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,553
7.5.
266
00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,417
Guys, listen, I, um --
267
00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:28,489
I need to come clean about
the whole doctor thing.
268
00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:29,974
Wait. Stop.
269
00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:33,218
Uh, first, I need to come clean.
270
00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:35,462
Al, I know I've been really
hard on you in the past,
271
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:39,880
but the truth is,
deep down...
272
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:42,642
[ Sighs ]
...I was jealous.
273
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,885
I mean, you're so smart,
274
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,438
and I think I always knew
that someday
275
00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:49,649
you would accomplish things
I could never dream of.
276
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,960
This is proof.
277
00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:56,656
Yeah, it's almost like
you won, you know?
278
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,312
Sorry. Um,
279
00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:01,626
you were gonna say something
about being a doctor?
280
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,974
Uh, I...
281
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,804
forget.
282
00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:10,221
Oh.
Well, here's to Doctor Al!
283
00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:13,880
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, Doc-tor Al!
284
00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,261
[ All chanting "Doc-tor Al!" ]
285
00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:24,304
[ Trembling ]
286
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:30,482
♪♪
287
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,795
You called for me?
288
00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,486
Something's wrong.
289
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:36,730
I can't stop thinking about
that dirty man we tricked
290
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,249
and left for dead
in the woods.
291
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:42,460
And now I have this strange,
painful feeling in my stomach.
292
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,875
You don't think
he infected me
293
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,256
with some poor-person disease,
do you?
294
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,880
I think what you're feeling
is guilt.
295
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:50,675
I-I'm not familiar.
296
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,402
It's this feeling
you sometimes have
297
00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,680
when you do something bad
to someone.
298
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,165
Oh, do you think I did something
bad to the man in the woods?
299
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,511
Oh, yeah, it was
super [bleep] up.
300
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,651
I mean, that duck was
all he had, and --
301
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:02,825
and you took it from him,
302
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,068
even though you have
a hundred ducks,
303
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:05,310
and then you left him
sitting alone,
304
00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,141
naked, on a rock.
It's psycho.
305
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,142
Hmm.
306
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:11,938
[ Trembling ][ Animal calling ]
307
00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:14,457
Okay.
308
00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:17,046
Well, make the guilt
go away, please.
309
00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:20,325
Mm, I think you need
to do that yourself.
310
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,672
How?
311
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:29,507
Well...
312
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,406
You took something from him
and now you feel bad.
313
00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:37,964
So, in order to feel better,
you should...?
314
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,482
Just kill him.
315
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,658
Alright, I'm gonna take
some opium and go to bed.
316
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,798
[ Sighs ]
317
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:51,667
♪♪
318
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:52,910
[ Sighs ]
319
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:56,430
[ Squeaking ]
320
00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:58,639
Henry,
why aren't you eating?
321
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,572
♪♪
322
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:05,439
Henry?
323
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,509
Bucket?
324
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,339
[ Quacking ]
325
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,962
[ Sighs ]
326
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,275
♪♪
327
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,967
-So, you're not quitting.
-Well, I was going to,
328
00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,072
but then I realized
Dr. Goodman's
329
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,625
actually got
some great ideas.
330
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:20,592
And I mean, yeah, the science
isn't fully there yet,
331
00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:23,147
but I think if we just
keep working at it,
332
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,424
we can really help people.
333
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,977
Oh, so it's about
helping people.
334
00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,427
'Cause it seemed like it
was just about impressing
335
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,084
Mary Baker
and her idiot friends.
336
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:32,052
What?! No!
No, it is not about that.
337
00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:33,502
Come on, this is something
I believe in.
338
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,262
You'll see.
Me and Dr. Goodman --
339
00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:38,403
we're gonna change the world.
340
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:39,301
[ Snoring ]
341
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:40,681
Dr. Goodman!
[ Snaps fingers ]
342
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:41,855
Snap out of it!
343
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,788
We need to
figure out medicine now.
344
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,790
You don't think
I've tried?
345
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,827
It's impossible!
346
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:52,107
I mean, tell me what the [bleep]
this thing is here, huh?
347
00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:55,455
What the [bleep]
am I looking at right now?
348
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,595
This big [bleep] thing
made of bones?
349
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:01,323
Okay, let's just start with
the easy patients, yeah?
350
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:02,565
Okay.
351
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,774
Like, uh, this guy --
He just has a headache.
352
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:08,261
Headache. Yeah. No, I have an --
I have an -- I have an idea.
353
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:11,851
Okay, great.
What is it?
354
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,783
We could kill ourselves.What?!
355
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:17,960
Yeah, blow our [bleep] brains
out, take the easy way.
356
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,479
-Ohh!
-Get it together, man!
357
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,584
[ Groans ]
Okay, we are in too
deep to quit!
358
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:25,071
We just -- We just gotta
fake it until we make it!
359
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,728
Alright, you're right.
[Bleep] these people.
360
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:29,282
If they're dumb enough
to fall for this shit,
361
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,800
they deserve what they get.
362
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,907
Yoo-hoo?
363
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:37,152
Dad?
364
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:38,670
What are you doing here?
365
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:40,258
We have a little situation.
366
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,502
I found your brother
naked in the woods,
367
00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:45,574
and, uh, he seems to have
caught a bit of a chill.
368
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,576
Normally, I would just put him
in front of the fire,
369
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,680
but then I remembered
370
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,613
we've got a famous doctor
in the family.
371
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,650
So I figured I'd check
with the expert.
372
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,101
Well, you certainly came
to the right place
373
00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:59,036
'cause we're real doctors
with real medicine knowledge.
374
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,072
Great!
Well, what do you suggest?
375
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,385
Well, due to the client's
cold temperature,
376
00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:07,907
I suggest we cut off
his balls, and...
377
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,978
you should eat your balls.
378
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:12,566
Whoa!
VIP treatment!
379
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,568
-[ Chuckles ]
-Pays to have connections, huh?
380
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:18,607
Yeah! [ Chuckles ]
Thanks, Al.
381
00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,989
Let's get you in there.
382
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:23,957
Alright, I guess,
let's go kill this guy.
383
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:27,650
♪♪
384
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:28,962
[ Tool clicks ]
385
00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,034
Hey, the doctor is in!
386
00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,968
Hey, dad, I was thinking,
what if you, um,
387
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:37,246
instead of doing this procedure,
just take Mikey home?
388
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:40,111
You can just put him
by the fire, and he'll be fine.
389
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,320
But the doctor said we should
feed him his own balls.
390
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,735
He was clear, Al.
391
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:48,602
Yeah, um, Dr. Goodman
is feeling a little off today.
392
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,915
A hard rain's gonna come.
393
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,504
And it's gonna wash
all you bastards
394
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:56,679
down the [bleep] drain.
395
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,233
He seems
pretty sharp to me.
396
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,718
But, hey, if he's not up for it,
maybe you can fill in.
397
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,446
I mean,
you're a doctor, right?
398
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,138
No, Dad. I'm not.
399
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,795
And neither is he.
400
00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:11,660
This whole thing's a scam.
401
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,973
Aw, geez. Well...
[ Sighs ]
402
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:21,049
I'm glad you told us,
but what about everybody else?
403
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,465
You're right.
404
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,605
I've got to put a stop
to this.
405
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:26,847
I'll...see you guys at home.
406
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,228
Where are you going?
407
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,574
To the media.
408
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,576
Hear ye, hear ye!
409
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,233
I am the Town Crier!
410
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:37,237
And you're watching
"Good Morning Lower Murkford!"
411
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,239
[ Applause ]
412
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:42,760
♪♪
413
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,106
[ Laughs ]
414
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:46,764
My guest today
is a rising star
415
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,042
in the medical industry
here to talk to us
416
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:51,010
about her incredible work
in --
417
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:55,048
Actually, um, it's --
it's actually, uh --
418
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,463
I'm -- I'm here to out
Goodman as a fraud,
419
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,568
and that it's actually
a bad thing.
420
00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:58,948
Okay, yeah, I gotcha.
421
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,122
Okay.
422
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,021
♪♪
423
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,575
My guest today
is a whistleblower
424
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:08,061
with a stunning
revelation.
425
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:11,547
The Lower Murkford Center
for Medicine and Haircuts
426
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,239
is a scam.
427
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:14,895
I knew it!
428
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:18,623
Dr. Goodman is a fraud.
429
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,247
And...
430
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,593
so am I.
431
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,733
[ All gasp ]
432
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,769
[ Crowd murmuring ]
433
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,909
♪♪
434
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,394
[ Indistinct conversations ]
435
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:34,087
Oh, my God,
that was so hard to watch.
436
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,296
Are you just, like,
mortified?
437
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,849
I would be dying.
438
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:41,267
So, what's the plan now? Do you
just go back to shoveling shit?
439
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:43,269
Yep, just like before.
440
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,892
Yeah, but now everybody,
like, really hates you,
441
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:46,962
even the Oracle.
442
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:50,241
-[ Coughs ] Bitch!
-Whoa!
443
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,242
-Ohh.
-Shut up!
444
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,278
-Ow!
-Burn.
445
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,556
Forget these idiots.
I'll grab you a beer.
446
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,214
Thanks, Maggie.
447
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:59,733
♪♪
448
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:02,219
[ Horse neighs ]
449
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:05,325
♪♪
450
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,466
♪♪
451
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,847
Ah, there you are.
452
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,987
I've been looking
all over for you.
453
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:14,300
Why?
454
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:19,305
To give you this.
455
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:20,720
The egg isn't real.
456
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,894
It's just a regular rock.
457
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,931
What, you tricked me?
458
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:27,830
Why --
Why would you do that?
459
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,142
Well, to be honest,
dirty man,
460
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,592
I think it's because
sometimes
461
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:32,318
I can be a little...
462
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:33,733
selfish.
463
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,632
I'm trying not to be
that way anymore.
464
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,151
I-I still have my blind spots,
465
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,912
but hopefully
this is a good start.
466
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:42,776
Well, thanks so much
for bringing me back Bucket.
467
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,433
I-I really appreciate it.
468
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,160
I'd shake your hand,
but my limbs are all stiff.
469
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,541
I'm still pretty cold.
470
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,232
Really?
471
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,546
Huh. I'm quite warm.
472
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,927
I have two coats on.
473
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,239
Sort of hot, actually.
474
00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,276
[ Chuckles ]
475
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,140
Wait a second.
476
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,280
[ Scoffing ]
477
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:07,284
♪♪
478
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:10,666
I can just carry this one.
479
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,427
Yes.
480
00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,291
[ Chuckles ]
481
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:15,257
See ya.
482
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:16,707
Okay, bye!
483
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,192
[ Quacks ]
484
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:24,991
-Wow, shit week.
-Yeah. But whatever.
485
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,304
At least I can just put it
behind me now.
486
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:28,891
Next question.
487
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,998
This young psychopath
recently attempted to swindle
488
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:33,172
all of Lower Murkford
489
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,244
by claiming to be
a medical doctor
490
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:39,626
when she was, in fact, dumb.
491
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:43,216
Yeah, that's me,
Al Shitshoveler, right here.
492
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,769
Correct!
493
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:48,325
100 points to the horrible
person sitting over there.
494
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,189
I'm proud of you, Al.
Cheers.
495
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,949
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
496
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:56,229
Listen, I'm sorry
for what I said before.
497
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:59,301
You know, the b-word.
498
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,545
That was really
not cool of me.
499
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:05,238
Anyway, friends again?
500
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:08,655
I mean, we were never
really friends, Oracle.
501
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,831
Please?
502
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:12,797
Sure.
503
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,005
Okay, Oracle.
504
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,731
-Cheers!
-Cheers.
505
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:16,732
[ Chuckles ]
506
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,907
Hey, whatever happened
to the doctor?
507
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:22,013
I don't know.
508
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:24,602
Fresh start. Skip town.
509
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:28,123
Whole new look,
whole new life.
510
00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,952
Hello, I am Andrew.
511
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,437
I am an architect.
512
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,818
Build a house for you?
Why, of course.
513
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,234
[ Chuckles ]
That is my job.
514
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,787
[ Laughs ]
515
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,720
Oh, that's good.
516
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:44,243
[ Laughs ]
517
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,451
[ Sighs ][ Glass shatters ]
518
00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:48,385
[ Horse neighs ]Off to Italy, baby!
519
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:50,904
♪ Cut my hair
and changed my face ♪
520
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,769
♪ I'm learning how to forget
that place ♪
521
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,944
♪ Buried my name
to find a new ♪
522
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:58,981
♪ And now they call me
Lacy Loo ♪
523
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♪ Ow! Lacy Loo
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♪ Ahhh
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Kept my head in the clouds
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♪ And my skin still tough
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♪ But my knees are weak
in the city of love ♪
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