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{\an8}[ Rooster crows ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}[ Gasps ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}[ Hammer banging ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪ Working hard every day ♪
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{\an8}♪ But life stays the same ♪
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♪ Can't bring a man down ♪
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♪ But a feeling drives me on ♪
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♪ Keeps my world turned 'round ♪
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♪ I won't be satisfied ♪
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♪ There's a hurricane
I was born to ride ♪
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♪ It's taking me
straight to the top ♪
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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪
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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪
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♪ Taking it
straight to the top ♪
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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪
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[ Music stops ]
So, I took a look at your taxes,
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{\an1}and there's actually
this one cute little loophole
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where you can write off
all your banquets
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{\an1}as long as you claim
the peasants as dependents.
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-Oh, wow.
-No one will ever know.
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And that's just allowed?
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{\an1}Eh, they never check.
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-[Bleep] me.
-Mm-hmm.
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♪ Straight to the top ♪
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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪
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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪
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[ Horn blows ]
Man: Revolution!
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[ Indistinct shouting,
glass shatters ]
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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪
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♪ You will never die ♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been there before,
though want to know more ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's always been ♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}[ Metal clangs ]
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{\an8}[ Chicken squawks ]
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{\an8}Cragnoor: News from our enemies,
Lord Vexler.
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{\an9}I have just received word
from the Valdrogians
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{\an8}that they
wish to sue for peace.
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{\an8}Congratulations,
Your Grace.
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{\an8}It was not my victory
alone.
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{\an8}I must send a royal emissary
to discuss
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{\an8}the terms
of their surrender.
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{\an8}I am choosing you
to represent our kingdom.
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{\an7}I'm honored.
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{\an8}An honor you have earned
many times over.
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{\an8}There is but one catch.
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{\an8}My Liege, I swore to serve you
no matter the cost.
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{\an8}I am willing to lay down
my life.
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{\an8}You've got to take him.
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{\an8}♪ Do the Chauncley! ♪
{\an7}[Bleep]
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{\an8}♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪
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{\an9}Any legal treaty requires
a royal witness, so...
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{\an8}[ Beatboxing ]
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{\an8}I know.
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{\an8}It sucks.
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{\an8}Oh, it'll be nice to get out
of Lower Murkford for a bit.
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{\an8}You and me, Vexler,
road dogs.
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{\an8}Do you really need
to pack all this stuff?
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{\an8}Oh, I always over-pack.
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{\an9}I figure, first things first,
we just go to the room,
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{\an8}relax for a bit,
maybe go to the beach,
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{\an9}but I don't want us
to have to follow a schedule.
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{\an8}We're on vacation.
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{\an8}No, this is not
a vacation.
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{\an8}It's a high-stakes
diplomatic mission.
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{\an8}Yes. One second --
just setting up the music.
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{\an7}Bard, play "Party Mix."
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{\an8}♪ Party, party, party ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're all at the party,
party, party ♪
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{\an8}Skip.
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{\an8}♪ A bear has a long, long tail ♪
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{\an8}♪ He lives in a -- ♪
{\an7}Skip.
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{\an8}♪ Party, party, party, ev-- ♪
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{\an8}Stop.
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{\an8}Prince, when we meet
Prince Ya-Shayn,
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{\an8}you need to say
a traditional greeting.
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{\an8}Repeat after me.
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{\an9}[ Speaking Valdrogian ]
Hush may-nah. Hush mah-nu.
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{\an8}I mean, I think
he'll probably speak English.
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{\an3}No, you can't just assume
that everyone speaks English.
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Important people do,
though.
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First of all, yikes.
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Secondly,
I have no record of them
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{\an3}speaking anything other
than ancient Valdrogian.
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{\an3}If you want to survive, you need
to keep your mouth shut.
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-You are the expert.
-[ Sighs ]
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[ Whip cracks, horse neighs ]
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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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Stop.
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{\an3}Remind me again why we're
taking the morning off.
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I'll give you two hints.
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It's awesome,
and you're gonna love it.
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an1}What's ShitCon?
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Only the biggest event in the
entire shit-shoveling industry.
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{\an1}We're talking info booths
and demos and networking.
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-Cool.
-Eddie!
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Gary, you son of a bitch,
get over here.
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[ Laughs ]
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Rebecca, what are you
doing here?
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-I thought you died.
-[ Laughs ] No.
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-How do you all know each other?
-Are you kidding?
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{\an1}Your dad is the best
damn shoveler in town.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, when termites ate my cart,
he helped me build a new one.
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Wow.
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Last winter,
when my knee exploded,
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{\an1}he covered my roof for me.
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{\an3}Yeah, and he's not just
good with a shovel.
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{\an1}Your dad is the most fair,
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the most honest man
in this business.
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Dad, I had no idea
you were so awesome.
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I do my best.
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[ Trumpets playing ]
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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-What's that?
-I don't know.
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Ingenuity.
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The future.
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Disruption.
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Move fast.
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Break things.
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Break the chains.
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Today, I present to you a simple
yet revolutionary innovation
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that will make the act of
shoveling completely obsolete.
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-What the hell is this?
-You're missing it.
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Introducing the hole.
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[ Audience gasps ]
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It's a hole in the ground
that you shit in,
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so you just put
the shit in the hole,
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and then you don't
have to shovel anything.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Right?
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{\an1}So cool.
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I can't believe no one's
thought of that before.
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It's really gonna
change things, huh?
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{\an8}♪♪
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Vexler:
Remember, follow my lead,
and don't say anything.
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[ Horse whinnies ]
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[ Metal clanging ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Metal scraping ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Chains clinking ]
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[ Inhales ]
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[ Speaking Valdrogian ]
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Hey, brah,
I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Um, do I know you
from somewhere?
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Uh...
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Um, I don't --
I don't think so.
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Ah, this is killing me.
Um...
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{\an3}[ Clicks tongue ]
Uh, do y-- uh, no.
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Do you ever go to
Falcon Island?
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{\an1}Yes, my father has
a stronghold there.
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We summer there every year.
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I've 100 percent
seen you around.
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Wait, were you at Princess
Alison's barbecue last year?
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[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, me and Alison
go all the way back.
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{\an1}Me, too. We met at baby ski camp
in the Forbidden Mountains.
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My uncle owns
those mountains.
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He's the one that made them
forbidden.
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{\an1}This -- This is wild.
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[ Laughing ] This is crazy.
So dope.
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{\an1}Aww!
Yeah, man.
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{\an1}Delightful.
Hell yeah.
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Come on in.
Man, let's kick it.
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Chauncley: Yes.
{\an1}[ Speaks Valdrogian ]
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So, this is the crib.
Wow.
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{\an3}How was the trip, man?
Did you travel private?
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Oh, yeah.
That's what's up.
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{\an3}Okay. So, wait, back up.
Your cousin knows my cousin?
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No, no, no, my cousin knows
Princess Alison...
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-Who's friends with my cousin.
-Yes, exactly.
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-Holy shit!
-This is crazy.
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Oh, my God.
Lord Vexler, isn't this crazy?
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Uh-huh, yeah, it's crazy.
What a coincidence.
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Should we return our focus
on the treaty?
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Dude, what is up
with your butler?
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N-No, I'm --
I'm not a butler.
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I'm a lord,
the minister of the realm.
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Okay, dude.
[ Laughs ]
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Yo, Chauncley,
do you drink blood?
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{\an3}'Cause my dad's got this, like,
sick-ass blood cellar.
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[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, I got nothing.
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{\an3}Uh, could we get a bottle
of that '93, please?
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Thank you.
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[ Laughs ]
It's dumb, huh?
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I mean, why would you shit
in a hole
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{\an1}when you could just go
on the floor of your house
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{\an1}and pay someone to remove it
after a couple of days?
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I don't know, Dad.
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{\an3}Holes seem like a pretty
drastic improvement
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over the current system.
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Oh, plenty of bells
and whistles, if you ask me.
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It'll never catch on.
Trust me.
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{\an1}[ Chuckles ]
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Gladys, Eddie here.
Morning pickup.
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Hello, Eddie.
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{\an3}No need. I've just got one of
those new holes installed.
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{\an3}It's easier, cheaper, and better
for the environment --
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a total game-changer.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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Ya-Shayn: Yo, I love this song!
Turn it up!
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Bard: [ Louder ]
♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Doing things inside
the party ♪
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♪ Now they're scooting
at the party ♪
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♪ We are bouncing everybody up
and down at the party ♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Frank, come on.
Even you?
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I'm sorry, Eddie.
I'm sure you understand.
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{\an3}The hole is a great money-saver,
and the kids love it.
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{\an1}It's -- It's fun for them.
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I understand.
Your mind's made up.
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Just do me a favor
and kiss me on the mouth.
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What? Why?
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Because that's the way
I like being kissed
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when I'm getting
[bleep]!
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{\an1}Whoa! Okay, Dad,
you've got to calm down.
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If the business is
changing,
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{\an1}that just means we have
to figure out how to adapt.
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No way!
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{\an3}I'm not gonna let this
newfangled technology
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replace me.
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If they're gonna fight dirty,
so am I.
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[ Chicken clucks ]
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[ Cow moos ]
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Ya-Shayn: Hold on, brah.
I'll be right back.
241
00:10:05,308 --> 00:10:07,945
[ Indistinct chatter ]
242
00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:14,818
{\an8}♪♪
243
00:10:26,863 --> 00:10:36,273
{\an8}♪♪
244
00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,942
[ Knock on door ]
245
00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,346
Frank? Gladys?
What are you doing here?
246
00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:44,981
We need your dad.
247
00:10:45,014 --> 00:10:46,950
Hey, what's up?
248
00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:48,518
Trouble in paradise?
249
00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,820
[ Sighs ]
You were right.
250
00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:52,022
Eddie, those holes
didn't work out.
251
00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:53,323
{\an1}[ Scoffs ]
252
00:10:53,356 --> 00:10:54,524
Oh, no.
253
00:10:54,557 --> 00:10:57,828
Really?
[ Chuckles ]
254
00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,196
What happened?
255
00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:01,932
{\an3}We all came home from work
to find snakes living in them.
256
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:06,036
They bite -- so sharp --
and they're laying eggs.
257
00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:07,671
{\an1}Please, come back.
258
00:11:07,704 --> 00:11:09,506
Well, you're lucky
I'm generous.
259
00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:11,007
-I'll be back.
-Oh. [ Laughs ]
260
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,209
I'm not sure when.
261
00:11:12,242 --> 00:11:14,711
My schedule is just crazy,
you know,
262
00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,179
people shitting
left and right,
263
00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:18,215
but I'll see what
we can work out.
264
00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,051
[ Chuckles ]
You see, Al?
265
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,019
{\an3}Now, aren't you glad
we didn't do anything rash,
266
00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:24,621
{\an1}like change our business?
267
00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:28,492
{\an1}Dad, did you put those snakes
in those people's holes?
268
00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:31,661
{\an3}Eh, I may've had a little
something to do with it.
269
00:11:31,694 --> 00:11:34,164
You tricked people, Dad!
That's not right!
270
00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,565
{\an1}What was I supposed to do?
271
00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:37,300
They're the ones
who started playing dirty.
272
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,902
{\an1}No! No, you did.
273
00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,637
I thought you were
the most fair,
274
00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,039
honest man
in the business.
275
00:11:43,072 --> 00:11:45,175
{\an1}Guess I was wrong.
276
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,744
Ally, sweetheart.
277
00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:50,080
Oh.
278
00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,082
♪ Two steps back
a little jauntily ♪
279
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,551
♪ And that is how
you do the Chauncley ♪
280
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:56,720
Hey, hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
281
00:11:56,753 --> 00:11:58,755
Oh, my, you're too kind.
You're too kind.
282
00:11:58,788 --> 00:12:00,657
Say, it's getting
a little late.
283
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,359
Just to get it out of the way,
what do you say we,
284
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,327
{\an1}uh, sign this treaty?
285
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,096
All right.
Yeah, sounds good, bro.
286
00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:07,764
Hey, but first...
287
00:12:07,797 --> 00:12:10,433
{\an8}♪♪
288
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:12,202
{\an1}Thank you.
289
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:13,837
...let's finish this.
290
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,105
{\an1}Yes, cheers.
291
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:16,406
{\an1}Vexler: Aah!
292
00:12:16,439 --> 00:12:18,742
[ Everyone gasps ]
Oh, what the hell, man?!
293
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,777
-Vexler, what was that?
-This is poison.
294
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,245
They're trying to
poison you.
295
00:12:22,278 --> 00:12:23,580
No, it's not.
296
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:26,950
{\an1}Then why does it say
"danger" on the side?
297
00:12:26,983 --> 00:12:29,386
That's "dan-gur."
298
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,756
It's a brand of high-end
rhino blood.
299
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:36,259
{\an3}Mmm! Notes of copper
and some very playful tannins.
300
00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,460
Yes.
301
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:38,962
I -- I overheard you
in the kitchen.
302
00:12:38,995 --> 00:12:41,832
You said the last person they
had at a blood tasting died.
303
00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,102
Yeah,
our buddy Brandt died.
304
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,738
He got really drunk on blood,
and he climbed up on the roof
305
00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:50,874
{\an3}to do a backflip into the pool,
but at the last second,
306
00:12:50,907 --> 00:12:53,910
it turned out
that there was no pool.
307
00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:56,580
I'll never forget
his last words --
308
00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,481
"Shit, bro.
309
00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,817
No pool."
310
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:01,918
[ Sighs ]
311
00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:03,553
[ Crying ]
I miss Brandt.
312
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,255
We all do, Brian.
313
00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:09,125
{\an8}♪♪
314
00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:12,395
Well, this party
has officially been fouled.
315
00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:13,964
It's time for us to go.
-No, no, no.
316
00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:15,732
Uh, w-w-we have to
sign the treaty.
317
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:19,502
{\an3}Nah, bro, that's done.
Your butler really shit the bed.
318
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,838
Sorry, war's back on.
319
00:13:21,871 --> 00:13:25,842
{\an8}♪♪
320
00:13:30,146 --> 00:13:31,448
♪ Party, party, party ♪
321
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,650
♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
322
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,257
{\an3}How could I have made
such a big mistake?
323
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,425
Your father is
going to be furious.
324
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,960
{\an1}Maybe it'll be fine.
325
00:13:43,993 --> 00:13:45,795
In my experience,
when you make a mistake,
326
00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:48,465
{\an1}things have a way of
just working themselves out.
327
00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:50,000
For you.
328
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,701
You can screw up
a million times,
329
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,638
and there's never
any consequences,
330
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:57,707
but I'm gonna
lose everything.
331
00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:00,510
Honestly,
it's what I deserve.
332
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:03,647
No, no. It wa--
It was an honest mistake.
333
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,182
I was completely lost
back there.
334
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,518
{\an8}♪♪
335
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,320
I've been trying to make it
in the castle,
336
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:12,322
but who are we kidding?
337
00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:15,525
I'm a peasant.
338
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,227
I always will be.
339
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,829
{\an8}♪♪
340
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:22,332
[ Knock on door ]
{\an1}Got a sec?
341
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:24,901
I'm reading.
342
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,503
{\an1}You were right.
343
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:29,005
I shouldn't have snaked up
those holes.
344
00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:34,411
{\an1}It's just, seeing all that
change, it made me...
345
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,347
Angry.
346
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,082
{\an1}...scared.
347
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:48,692
{\an3}Shoveling is all I know,
and it's the only way
348
00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:51,161
{\an3}I know how to take care
of you and your brother.
349
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,364
If it goes away, I...
350
00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:55,865
{\an1}I don't know what I'll do.
351
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:59,669
Maybe I can teach you
how the holes work.
352
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,705
Easier said than done.
353
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:04,674
{\an3}I mean, you're young.
You pick up things no sweat.
354
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:07,444
It's a lot harder
at my age.
355
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,412
I've been doing this
a long time.
356
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:12,582
I mean,
I'm 31 years old.
357
00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:18,221
Don't worry, Dad.
We got this.
358
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:30,133
{\an8}♪♪
359
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,901
{\an1}[ Sighs ]
360
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:34,104
{\an8}♪♪
361
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,905
[ Clink ]
362
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:48,251
{\an8}♪♪
363
00:15:48,284 --> 00:16:00,630
{\an8}♪♪
364
00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:02,265
"War commences.
365
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,769
We return our peace
with fury and death.
366
00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:09,939
In Brandt's name,
we recommence the battle."
367
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:12,008
What the hell happened?
368
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,311
And who the [bleep]
is Brandt?!
369
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:20,450
Um, Your Highness, uh...
370
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:23,453
this isn't,
uh, easy to admit,
371
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,188
but the --
the truth is that I --
372
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:27,123
I screwed it up.
373
00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:31,528
{\an3}I blew it, the -- the --
the treaty...thing.
374
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:33,797
The treaty was prearranged.
375
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,499
How could you possibly
have blown it?
376
00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,802
Right. How?
377
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,370
[ Exhales slowly ]
378
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:44,607
{\an3}Well, what happened is that I --
I -- I grabbed the treaty,
379
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,811
and I pulled down
my trousers, and I --
380
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:52,249
I rubbed --
I rubbed my butt on it.
381
00:16:54,984 --> 00:16:57,787
And why would you do that?
382
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,190
I'm very dumb
and stupid.
383
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:03,159
Okay. Let's backtrack
a little, shall we?
384
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:04,327
Yeah, sure.
385
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,030
You're at
the negotiation table.
{\an3}Mm-hmm.
386
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:11,568
You took out your butt,
and...
387
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:15,338
you physically rubbed it
on the treaty.
388
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:16,573
Yeah.
389
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,375
Out of nowhere,
with no provocation?
390
00:17:19,408 --> 00:17:21,511
No, just did it.
391
00:17:21,544 --> 00:17:23,179
That's what happened.
392
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:26,549
This is a new low.
393
00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:29,519
I mean...
[ Scoffs ]
394
00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:32,922
...you suck.
-Mm.
395
00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:35,058
I will say, it would've been
a lot worse
396
00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:37,327
were it not for
Lord Vexler.
397
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,529
Undoubtedly.
398
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:40,897
Vexler, come with me.
399
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,166
I'm gonna need your help
to sort this mess out.
400
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:44,601
{\an1}Ah, yes, Your Grace.
401
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:52,876
{\an8}♪♪
402
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,111
Oh, hi, Eddie.
I guess you're here to shovel.
403
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:58,214
Actually, I'm here to remove
the snakes from your hole.
404
00:17:58,247 --> 00:17:59,115
Huh?
405
00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,785
Look, we're expanding
the business.
406
00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:05,889
That's great!
How much?
407
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,557
{\an1}This one's on me.
408
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:10,226
{\an8}♪♪
409
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:11,561
{\an1}Your dad's a good man.
410
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:13,463
Yeah, I'm pretty proud
of him.
411
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:14,764
Eddie: Here, snakey.
412
00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:17,567
Ow! There's a man-sized snake
in here!
413
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,236
Got my whole face!
[ Snake hissing ]
414
00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:23,139
Gonna dump out the last
of the snakes.
415
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,508
Thanks, kiddo.
416
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:27,577
[ Snakes hissing ]
417
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,546
Aah! Oh! Aah!
418
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,315
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
419
00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:33,483
Ugh!
420
00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:36,319
{\an1}Prince Chauncley?
[ Grunting ]
421
00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:38,454
{\an1}Are you okay?
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
422
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:39,822
What are you doing
down here?
423
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:41,891
{\an3}Oh, just steering clear
of the castle for a bit.
424
00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:43,893
My dad is
kind of mad at me.
425
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,295
{\an1}How mad?
426
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:47,063
{\an3}Well, he told all the servants
to keep me from his sight
427
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:48,831
and rid the rooms
of "my scent."
428
00:18:48,864 --> 00:18:51,301
Yikes. Sounds like you're
having some rough luck.
429
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,636
Yeah, but, you know,
as a prince,
430
00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,572
I've had nothing
but good luck since birth,
431
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,440
so I'm probably
due for a bit.
432
00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:58,741
[ Both laugh ]
433
00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:01,177
Eddie: Al, everything okay
over there?
434
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,512
{\an1}Coming!
435
00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,480
I should go, but it was nice
running into you.
436
00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:05,682
Oh, and you, as well.
437
00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:07,483
[ Snake hisses ]
Oh! Aah! One more.
438
00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:08,685
[ Grunts ]
439
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:10,353
[ Exhales ]
Right.
440
00:19:10,386 --> 00:19:21,798
{\an8}♪♪
441
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,834
Bard: [ Echoing ]
♪ Party, party, party ♪
442
00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:28,838
♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
443
00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:34,678
♪ We're all at the
party, party, party ♪
444
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,551
{\an8}♪♪
445
00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:44,520
♪ What's it gotta do with you? ♪
446
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:47,357
♪ What's it gotta do with me? ♪
447
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:49,792
♪ How can I lose control ♪
448
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:52,195
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat? ♪
449
00:19:52,228 --> 00:19:55,231
{\an8}♪♪
450
00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:58,401
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat ♪
451
00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:09,746
{\an8}♪♪
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