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So, I took a look at your taxes,
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and there's actually
this one cute little loophole
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where you can write off all your banquets
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as long as you claim
the peasants as dependents.
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- Oh, wow.
- No one will ever know.
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And that's just allowed?
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Eh, they never check.
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- [BLEEP] me.
- Mm-hmm.
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Revolution!
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News from our enemies, Lord Vexler.
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I have just received word
from the Valdrogians
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that they wish to sue for peace.
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Congratulations, Your Grace.
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It was not my victory alone.
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I must send a royal emissary to discuss
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the terms of their surrender.
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I am choosing you
to represent our kingdom.
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I'm honored.
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An honor you have earned many times over.
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There is but one catch.
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My Liege, I swore to serve you
no matter the cost.
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I am willing to lay down my life.
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You've got to take him.
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- ♪ Do the Chauncley! ♪
- [BLEEP]
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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪
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Any legal treaty requires
a royal witness, so...
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I know.
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It sucks.
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Oh, it'll be nice to get out
of Lower Murkford for a bit.
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You and me, Vexler, road dogs.
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Do you really need
to pack all this stuff?
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Oh, I always over-pack.
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I figure, first things first,
we just go to the room,
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relax for a bit, maybe go to the beach,
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but I don't want us
to have to follow a schedule.
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We're on vacation.
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No, this is not a vacation.
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It's a high-stakes diplomatic mission.
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Yes. One second...
Just setting up the music.
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Bard, play "Party Mix."
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♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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♪ We're all at the party, party, party ♪
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Skip.
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♪ A bear has a long, long tail ♪
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- ♪ He lives in a... ♪
- Skip.
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♪ Party, party, party, ev... ♪
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Stop.
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Prince, when we meet Prince Ya-Shayn,
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you need to say a traditional greeting.
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Repeat after me.
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Hush may-nah. Hush mah-nu.
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I mean, I think
he'll probably speak English.
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No, you can't just assume
that everyone speaks English.
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Important people do, though.
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First of all, yikes.
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Secondly, I have no record of them
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speaking anything other
than ancient Valdrogian.
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If you want to survive, you need
to keep your mouth shut.
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You are the expert.
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♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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Stop.
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Remind me again why we're
taking the morning off.
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I'll give you two hints.
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It's awesome, and you're gonna love it.
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What's ShitCon?
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Only the biggest event in the
entire shit-shoveling industry.
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We're talking info booths
and demos and networking.
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- Cool.
- Eddie!
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Gary, you son of a bitch, get over here.
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Rebecca, what are you doing here?
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- I thought you died.
- No.
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- How do you all know each other?
- Are you kidding?
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Your dad is the best
damn shoveler in town.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, when termites ate my cart,
he helped me build a new one.
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Wow.
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Last winter, when my knee exploded,
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he covered my roof for me.
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Yeah, and he's not just
good with a shovel.
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Your dad is the most fair,
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the most honest man in this business.
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Dad, I had no idea you were so awesome.
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I do my best.
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- What's that?
- I don't know.
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Ingenuity.
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The future.
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Disruption.
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Move fast.
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Break things.
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Break the chains.
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Today, I present to you a simple
yet revolutionary innovation
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that will make the act of
shoveling completely obsolete.
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- What the hell is this?
- You're missing it.
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Introducing the hole.
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It's a hole in the ground
that you shit in,
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so you just put the shit in the hole,
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and then you don't
have to shovel anything.
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Right?
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So cool.
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I can't believe no one's
thought of that before.
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It's really gonna change things, huh?
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Remember, follow my
lead, and don't say anything.
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Hey, brah, I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Um, do I know you from somewhere?
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Uh...
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Um, I don't... I don't think so.
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Ah, this is killing me. Um...
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Uh, do y... uh, no.
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Do you ever go to Falcon Island?
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Yes, my father has a stronghold there.
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We summer there every year.
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I've 100 percent seen you around.
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Wait, were you at Princess
Alison's barbecue last year?
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Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, me and Alison go all the way back.
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Me, too. We met at baby ski camp
in the Forbidden Mountains.
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My uncle owns those mountains.
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He's the one that made them forbidden.
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This... This is wild.
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This is crazy. So dope.
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- Aww!
- Yeah, man.
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- Delightful.
- Hell yeah.
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Come on in. Man, let's kick it.
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Yes.
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- So, this is the crib.
- Wow.
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How was the trip, man?
Did you travel private?
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Oh, yeah. That's what's up.
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Okay sweet, back up.
Your cousin knows my cousin?
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No, no, no, my cousin knows
Princess Alison...
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- Who's friends with my cousin.
- Yes, exactly.
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- Holy shit!
- This is crazy.
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Oh, my God.
Lord Vexler, isn't this crazy?
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Uh-huh, yeah, it's crazy.
What a coincidence.
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Should we return our focus on the treaty?
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Dude, what is up with your butler?
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N-No, I'm... I'm not a butler.
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I'm a lord, the minister of the realm.
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Okay, dude.
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Yo, Chauncley, do you drink blood?
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'Cause my dad's got this, like,
sick-ass blood cellar.
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Yeah, I got nothing.
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Uh, could we get a bottle
of that '93, please?
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Thank you.
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It's dumb, huh?
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I mean, why would you shit in a hole
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when you could just go
on the floor of your house
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and pay someone to remove it
after a couple of days?
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I don't know, Dad.
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Holes seem like a pretty
drastic improvement
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over the current system.
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Oh, plenty of bells
and whistles, if you ask me.
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It'll never catch on. Trust me.
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Gladys, Eddie here. Morning pickup.
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Hello, Eddie.
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No need. I've just got one of
those new holes installed.
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It's easier, cheaper, and better
for the environment...
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A total game-changer.
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♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
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Yo, I love this song! Turn it up!
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♪ Party, party, party ♪
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♪ Doing things inside the party ♪
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♪ Now they're scooting at the party ♪
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♪ We are bouncing everybody up
and down at the party ♪
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Frank, come on. Even you?
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I'm sorry, Eddie.
I'm sure you understand.
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The hole is a great money-saver,
and the kids love it.
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It's... It's fun for them.
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I understand. Your mind's made up.
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Just do me a favor
and kiss me on the mouth.
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What? Why?
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Because that's the way
I like being kissed
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when I'm getting [BLEEP]!
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Whoa! Okay, Dad, you've got to calm down.
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If the business is changing,
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that just means we have
to figure out how to adapt.
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No way!
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I'm not gonna let this
newfangled technology
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replace me.
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If they're gonna fight dirty, so am I.
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Hold on, brah. I'll be right back.
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Frank? Gladys? What are you doing here?
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We need your dad.
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Hey, what's up?
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Trouble in paradise?
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You were right.
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Eddie, those holes didn't work out.
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Oh, no.
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Really?
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What happened?
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We all came home from work
to find snakes living in them.
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They bite... so sharp...
And they're laying eggs.
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Please, come back.
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Well, you're lucky I'm generous.
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- I'll be back.
- Oh.
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I'm not sure when.
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My schedule is just crazy, you know,
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people shitting left and right,
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but I'll see what we can work out.
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You see, Al?
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Now, aren't you glad
we didn't do anything rash,
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like change our business?
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Dad, did you put those snakes
in those people's holes?
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Eh, I may've had a little
something to do with it.
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You tricked people, Dad!
That's not right!
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What was I supposed to do?
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They're the ones
who started playing dirty.
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No! No, you did.
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I thought you were the most fair,
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honest man in the business.
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Guess I was wrong.
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Ally, sweetheart.
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Oh.
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♪ Two steps back a little jauntily ♪
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♪ And that is how you do the Chauncley ♪
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Hey, hey!
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Oh, my, you're too kind. You're too kind.
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Say, it's getting a little late.
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Just to get it out of the way,
what do you say we,
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uh, sign this treaty?
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All right. Yeah, sounds good, bro.
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Hey, but first...
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Thank you.
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...let's finish this.
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Yes, cheers.
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Aah!
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Oh, what the hell, man?!
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- Vexler, what was that?
- This is poison.
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They're trying to poison you.
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No, it's not.
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Then why does it say
"danger" on the side?
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That's "dan-gur."
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It's a brand of high-end rhino blood.
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Mmm! Notes of copper
and some very playful tannins.
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Yes.
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I... I overheard you in the kitchen.
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You said the last person they
had at a blood tasting died.
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Yeah, our buddy Brandt died.
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He got really drunk on blood,
and he climbed up on the roof
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to do a backflip into the pool,
but at the last second,
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it turned out that there was no pool.
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I'll never forget his last words...
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"Shit, bro.
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No pool."
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I miss Brandt.
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We all do, Brian.
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Well, this party
has officially been fouled.
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- It's time for us to go.
- No, no, no.
260
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Uh, w-w-we have to sign the treaty.
261
00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:19,334
Nah, bro, that's done.
Your butler really shit the bed.
262
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,703
Sorry, war's back on.
263
00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:31,651
♪ Party, party, party ♪
264
00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:33,853
♪ Everybody's at the party ♪
265
00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:39,344
How could I have made such a big mistake?
266
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,334
Your father is going to be furious.
267
00:13:42,359 --> 00:13:43,892
Maybe it'll be fine.
268
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,925
In my experience,
when you make a mistake,
269
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,617
things have a way of
just working themselves out.
270
00:13:48,642 --> 00:13:50,059
For you.
271
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,759
You can screw up a million times,
272
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:54,192
and there's never any consequences,
273
00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:56,611
but I'm gonna lose everything.
274
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,656
Honestly, it's what I deserve.
275
00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:03,670
No, no. It wa...
It was an honest mistake.
276
00:14:03,672 --> 00:14:06,240
I was completely lost back there.
277
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:10,344
I've been trying to make it
in the castle,
278
00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:12,346
but who are we kidding?
279
00:14:12,348 --> 00:14:13,628
I'm a peasant.
280
00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,284
I always will be.
281
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,213
Got a sec?
282
00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:23,638
I'm reading.
283
00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:26,313
You were right.
284
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:28,990
I shouldn't have snaked up those holes.
285
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:33,648
It's just, seeing all that
change, it made me...
286
00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:35,733
Angry.
287
00:14:37,239 --> 00:14:38,939
...scared.
288
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:48,661
Shoveling is all I know,
and it's the only way
289
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,873
I know how to take care
of you and your brother.
290
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,583
If it goes away, I...
291
00:14:54,343 --> 00:14:55,843
I don't know what I'll do.
292
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:59,132
Maybe I can teach you how the holes work.
293
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:01,342
Easier said than done.
294
00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:04,664
I mean, you're young.
You pick up things no sweat.
295
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,597
It's a lot harder at my age.
296
00:15:07,436 --> 00:15:09,403
I've been doing this a long time.
297
00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:12,529
I mean, I'm 31 years old.
298
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:18,205
Don't worry, Dad. We got this.
299
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:02,322
"War commences.
300
00:16:02,324 --> 00:16:05,792
We return our peace with fury and death.
301
00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:09,160
In Brandt's name,
we recommence the battle."
302
00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,537
What the hell happened?
303
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,301
And who the [BLEEP] is Brandt?!
304
00:16:16,298 --> 00:16:20,133
Um, Your Highness, uh...
305
00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:22,882
this isn't, uh, easy to admit,
306
00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:25,245
but the... The truth is that I...
307
00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:27,147
I screwed it up.
308
00:16:27,149 --> 00:16:31,265
I blew it, the... the...
The treaty... thing.
309
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,713
The treaty was prearranged.
310
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,473
How could you possibly have blown it?
311
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,798
Right. How?
312
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:44,337
Well, what happened is that I...
I... I grabbed the treaty,
313
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,701
and I pulled down my trousers, and I...
314
00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:52,162
I rubbed... I rubbed my butt on it.
315
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:56,374
And why would you do that?
316
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,154
I'm very dumb and stupid.
317
00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:03,183
Okay. Let's backtrack a little, shall we?
318
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:04,384
Yeah, sure.
319
00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:07,087
- You're at the negotiation table.
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:11,013
You took out your butt, and...
321
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:15,034
you physically rubbed it on the treaty.
322
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:16,023
Yeah.
323
00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:18,849
Out of nowhere, with no provocation?
324
00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:21,002
No, just did it.
325
00:17:21,477 --> 00:17:22,900
That's what happened.
326
00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,777
This is a new low.
327
00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:28,614
I mean...
328
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,826
- ...you suck.
- Mm.
329
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:35,115
I will say, it would've been a lot worse
330
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:36,873
were it not for Lord Vexler.
331
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:38,374
Undoubtedly.
332
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:40,954
Vexler, come with me.
333
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:43,190
I'm gonna need your help
to sort this mess out.
334
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,658
Ah, yes, Your Grace.
335
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:55,168
Oh, hi, Eddie.
I guess you're here to shovel.
336
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:58,035
Actually, I'm here to remove
the snakes from your hole.
337
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,992
Huh?
338
00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:01,689
Look, we're expanding the business.
339
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,401
That's great! How much?
340
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,581
This one's on me.
341
00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:11,398
Your dad's a good man.
342
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,323
Yeah, I'm pretty proud of him.
343
00:18:13,348 --> 00:18:14,647
Here, snakey.
344
00:18:14,672 --> 00:18:17,473
Ow! There's a man-sized snake in here!
345
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:19,098
Got my whole face!
346
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:21,811
Gonna dump out the last of the snakes.
347
00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:23,135
Thanks, kiddo.
348
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,840
Aah! Oh! Aah!
349
00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:30,610
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
350
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:31,811
Ugh!
351
00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:34,614
Prince Chauncley?
352
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:37,465
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
353
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:38,889
What are you doing down here?
354
00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:40,925
Oh, just steering clear
of the castle for a bit.
355
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,927
My dad is kind of mad at me.
356
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:44,076
How mad?
357
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,097
Well, he told all the servants
to keep me from his sight
358
00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:47,865
and rid the rooms of "my scent."
359
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,334
Yikes. Sounds like you're
having some rough luck.
360
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,670
Yeah, but, you know, as a prince,
361
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,605
I've had nothing
but good luck since birth,
362
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,474
so I'm probably due for a bit.
363
00:18:57,777 --> 00:19:00,211
Al, everything okay over there?
364
00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:01,579
Coming!
365
00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:03,514
I should go, but it was nice
running into you.
366
00:19:03,516 --> 00:19:04,749
Oh, and you, as well.
367
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:06,517
Oh! Aah! One more.
368
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,551
Right.
369
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,868
♪ Party, party, party
370
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,872
♪ Everybody's at the party
371
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:33,678
♪ We're all at the party, party, party ♪
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