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KlNG OF HEARTS
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''October 1918.
The War is almost over.
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The Germans retreat,
the Allies advance.
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A small town in Northern France
awaits its liberation.''
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- Are the wires set yet?
- Everything's fine.
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Hurry up.
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Close it.
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Hurry up.
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Enter.
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lt's done, Colonel...
with not a moment to lose.
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The enemy is near the river.
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Shall l blow up the bridge?
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NOt yet.
First, we pull out of town.
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The munitions?
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How much is there?
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But there's enough there
to blow up... the whole town.
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The blockhouse and the whole town
will blow up...
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when the English general
is sitting here...
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where l am now.
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You have an artistic clock,
Mr. Frenchman.
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A very artistic clock!
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Artistically the town will blow up.
The clock gives me an idea.
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The knight strikes
at midnight, no?
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lt shall strike
for the last time!
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Colonel, my ideology...
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Later, Adolf. Later.
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The knight strikes
at midnight.
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- What is it?
- They're blowing it up!
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- The Krauts!
- Blow up?
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The town, the bridge,
everything.
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We must pass the word.
Hurry, there's no time to lose.
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Get out! The town
is going to explode!
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''The mackerel likes frying.
The mackerel likes frying.''
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Germans blowing up
munitions dump...
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tonight before midnight.
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The knight strikes
at midnight!
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For God's sake,
don't enter the town!
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SPQ to Mackerel, answer.
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- They have cut off.
- Give tO me, man.
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COme in.
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Sir.
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''The mackerel likes frying.''
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The barber, of course.
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The resistance.
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''Germans blowing up
the munitions...
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before midnight tomorrow.
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DOn't enter tOWn...
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for God's sake.
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The knight strikes at midnight.
lmpossible to-''
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Stop! Halt!
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And they have every intention
of blowing the whole thing sky-high.
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The town and the bridge.
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When?
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We don't know,
but sometime before midnight tomorrow.
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Now, gentlemen,
that bridge must not go up.
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l don't care what it costs,
but we must save it.
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Any delay in our advance
at this point...
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will throw the whole operation
off schedule.
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We simply can't have that.
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What do you suggest?
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Well, sir, l'd suggest we send in
one of our ordinance chaps.
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Time-fuse specialist,
trained infiltrator...
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French-speaking, all that.
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Splendid.
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Who do we have who speaks French?
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There's Plumpick, sir.
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Ornitholography specialist,
communications platoon, born in France.
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Splendid.
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Would you ask him to volunteer?
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Would you, Captain?
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Now, what's the matter, Little Fat?
You look depressed or something.
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Are you jealous of Cucumber, there?
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Well, listen.
l'm gonna read you something now.
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Let me find you something
nice to read.
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Here We gO, nOW.
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''Now, fair Hippolyta,
our nuptual hour draws on apace.
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More happy days
bring in another moon.
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But oh, methinks,
how slow this-''
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- Aye, sir.
- Report to the Colonel.
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Private Plumpick, sir!
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Private Charles Plumpick,
ornitholography specialist...
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communications platoon,
headquarters company, reporting, sir.
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- Splendid, Pumpernickel.
- Plumpick, sir.
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Nickel, splendid.
Good of you to volunteer.
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Brave lad.
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Stand at ease.
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Out!
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l suppose you can read a map.
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Your mission is quite simple.
Get into the town-
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- You do speak French?
- Oui, sir.
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Make contact with the local spies.
The town barber heads it.
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Find the explosives
and disarm the fuse.
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- lt shouldn't take you long, what?
- NO, sir. Yes, sir.
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But l wonder, sir,
if you have the right Plumpick, sir.
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YOu see, l'm an
ornitholography specialist, sir.
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This calls for a specialist,
Pumpernickel.
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- Plumpick, sir.
- Nickel.
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You seem to pick your name out of a hat.
How good is your French?
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Quite good, sir.
But you see it's the explosives, sir.
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l wonder if perhaps one
of the chaps from ordinance...
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may not do the job
just a wee bit better, sir.
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Send two men in that inferno?
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See here, man.
That town can go up at any moment.
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You're asking me to risk the life
of two of my troops?
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Why, blast it all?
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The life of every one
of those men out there...
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is dear to me as my own.
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The men are aware of that, sir,
and we do appreciate it, sir.
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That is leadership, lad.
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Yes, sir.
But about the explosives, sir-
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That will do, Pumpernickel.
Did you or did you not volunteer?
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- Well, as a matter of fact, sir-
- Then good. Let's get on with it.
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We have no time to lose.
The town can go up at any moment.
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Let's not forget that.
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l don't think, sir, that l could
forget that if l tried, sir.
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Well, let's get cracking, lad.
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By the way, the password for your
contact with the barber fellow is...
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''The mackerel likes frying.''
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Say, if you can find it,
what the devil do they mean by...
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''The knight strikes
at midnight''?
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French are so wordy.
Any questiOns?
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- NO, sir.
- Good.
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But l wonder, sir,
if you do have the right Plumpick, sir.
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You see, about the explosives-
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A ScOtsman!
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Make way for the kings.
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Chop, chop off
the woman's head.
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- YOur turn.
- Mine.
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Where am l?
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l'm the Duke of Clubs.
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MOnseigneur Daisy.
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l'm the Duke of Clubs.
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MOnseigneur Daisy.
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Come, my friend.
Tell them who you are.
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King of Hearts!
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- YOur Majesty!
- Such an honor!
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Let's go...they're all crazy!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the King is back at last!
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l've never seen the King!
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Long live the King!
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Ah! Here it is!
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Nice kitty!
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Hey! Come on in, boys!
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Madame, am l
a suitable husband for you?
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And what do you think
of me?
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- Are you the barber?
- Obviously.
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Confidentially:
''The mackerel likes frying.''
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Obviously.
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Good. l can breathe again!
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Don't stop breathing,
or you won't live to be old.
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- Good-bye.
- So nice of you to come.
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- YOu pay custOmers?
- Yes. That's why business is good.
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Okay, quick.
Where are the Germans?
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l'll find out.
Any Germans here?
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lf you speak loudly,
no one listens...
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No secrets here.
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The knight strikes at midnight.
What does that mean?
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This fashionable man is very strange!
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- Where is the blockhouse?
- What is the blockhouse?
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- MunitiOns!
- That's not my department!
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For that, see the General.
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- Where is he?
- Open your eyes and look for once.
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Young man, have you seen the King?
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- What king?
- The King of Hearts!
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Now there, where were we?
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Looking for someone?
Sit down.
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Someone named the General.
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Oh, the General! You can help me out.
l found my costume...
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but not my character!
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lt's so obvious. l'm General Geranium!
What was l thinking?
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Let's be brief.
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''The mackerel likes frying.''
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l don't understand.
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Neither do l. No one's listening.
Speak openly.
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He won't blab.
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''The knight strikes
at midnight''?
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Ah, midnight,
the hour of crimes!
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- We must prevent it!
- There's no time to waste.
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Where are we going?
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Behave, pussycats!
Papa will be right back.
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You've left the door open!
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He's so used to being caged,
he doesn't want to come out!
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That's for him to decide.
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The king of beasts.
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Speaking of kings,
have you seen him?
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He arrived last night;
a very handsome young man, l hear.
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Listen, l'm fed up with all your antics
and double-talk!
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l'm here for the blockhouse and
the knight, and l don't understand.
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l don't either.
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l'm not here
for cock-and-bull stories!
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l'm too old
for cops and robbers!
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- How old are you, young man?
- Look, l've had it with you!
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- You're hurting me!
- Where is the blockhouse?
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What's a blockhouse?
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He's mad!
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King of Hearts!
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l'm the king of the fools!
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l have to warn them!
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Thank God you're still here!
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DOn't wOrry, it's me.
l just got some new clothes. That's all.
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Now, one of you has got to take
a message to the Colonel.
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Fine. You can decide between you.
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From Charles Plumpick
to Headquarters.
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Wrong town. lnhabitants odd.
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Chimpanzee checkmate.
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Encountered single bear, two lions...
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but no contact with Mackerel.
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Little Fat, it's going to be you.
lt is. lt's going to be you. Yes.
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Let me put this on your leg.
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Your little leg because l don't
want to hurt you, you see.
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That's right.
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l forgot the most important!
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Postscript.:
Blockhouse disappeared.
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Good luck!
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Carrier pigeon... shoot it!
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Hurry, read it!
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''From Charles Plumpick.''
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''Blockhouse disappeared.''
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Hamburger, take some men
and go see about it.
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You men, come with me,
on the double!
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Message from Plumpick, sir.
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lt's high time too.
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''Difficulties: wrong town,
inhabitants odd...
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encountered single bear
and two lions...
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but unable
to make contact mackerel.''
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Gentlemen, l'm sure there's no real
reason to be needlessly alarmed...
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but it would appear that the outcome
of this whole campaign...
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is now in the hands
of a stark, raving lunatic!
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Private Pumpernickel
has gone crackers!
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Captain, will you find
three volunteers now?
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- Men.
- Sir!
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- l want you to leave immediately.
- Sir!
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Stop! Come back here!
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Where the devil
do you think you're going?
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No idea, sir!
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Look here. Here!
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Come and find out.
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- You're going after Pumpernickel!
- Sir!
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StOp!
To disarm that blockhouse!
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Pumpernickel.
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lsn't that a German name?
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A polka, Hyacinth!
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Look... someone's here.
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Got a light?
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00:37:42,507 --> 00:37:43,940
Buy me a drink?
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What a big spender!
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Want to know my name?
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That's no answer!
My name is Hyacinth.
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Shall l dress as a housewife,
a mummy Or a nun?
250
00:37:58,222 --> 00:37:59,689
You look fine this way.
251
00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:03,719
Listen...sit down...
252
00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:06,253
and don't move.
253
00:38:06,331 --> 00:38:09,767
- Are you a whore?
- Yes!
254
00:38:11,603 --> 00:38:14,697
- And l'm your customer?
- Yes!
255
00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:17,934
Good. We understand each other.
256
00:38:20,378 --> 00:38:23,313
Do you know what war is?
257
00:38:25,850 --> 00:38:28,148
Surrounding the town...
258
00:38:28,219 --> 00:38:29,777
there in the hills...
259
00:38:29,854 --> 00:38:31,583
are people who want
to hurt you.
260
00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:36,319
Go tell them l'm harmless.
261
00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:38,328
lt wouldn't work.
262
00:38:40,031 --> 00:38:43,125
The town may blow up
any minute nOw...
263
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,795
l might not even get to finish
this sentence!
264
00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:47,804
What a shame.
You have a nice voice.
265
00:38:53,111 --> 00:38:56,512
Listen, that's just a pipe dream.
266
00:38:56,581 --> 00:38:58,845
l'll tell you my secret.
267
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,942
l live in the moment.
268
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,250
- That's all that counts.
- You're right, but...
269
00:39:04,322 --> 00:39:07,348
l'm not the girl for you, that's all.
l'll get you someone else.
270
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:09,754
Girls!
271
00:39:11,929 --> 00:39:15,330
Daffodil or Rosie,
FOrget-me-nOt Or POppy.
272
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,867
The choice is yours.
273
00:39:21,339 --> 00:39:24,672
Or maybe not.
There's no mistaking a look like that.
274
00:39:28,713 --> 00:39:30,647
Unspoiled and beautiful.
275
00:39:43,127 --> 00:39:48,224
l'm Poppy. And you?
276
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,759
Charles.
277
00:39:56,507 --> 00:39:59,169
- Blush! Men go for that.
- Do l frighten him?
278
00:39:59,243 --> 00:40:02,906
Sure. Men seem tough,
but they're soft as asparagus tips.
279
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:05,915
Teeny babies at heart.
280
00:40:05,983 --> 00:40:08,918
- COme On... cOme in.
- Staying with us?
281
00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:12,547
To teach you a thing or two about
the birds and the bees.
282
00:40:12,623 --> 00:40:16,491
You don't know where to start?
Neither do l.
283
00:40:18,196 --> 00:40:19,823
This is the bedroom.
284
00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:24,630
The bed. The lamp. The switch.
285
00:40:24,702 --> 00:40:27,694
l suggest starting in the dark,
then turn the light on.
286
00:40:27,772 --> 00:40:29,831
Look at the object
of your desire carefully.
287
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:33,673
Turn the light off again. Love is
played like checkers, black and white.
288
00:40:33,745 --> 00:40:35,872
- Will he get naked?
- Yes. Don't be nasty.
289
00:40:35,947 --> 00:40:38,643
There's liquor to drink.
l've drawn the curtains.
290
00:40:43,755 --> 00:40:46,121
l feel like l've always known you.
291
00:40:49,227 --> 00:40:51,787
What would you like?
292
00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:54,923
To lose my memory.
293
00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:56,626
lt's easy.
294
00:41:02,406 --> 00:41:05,773
- What are you doing?
- Keyhole-peeping. Shut the door.
295
00:41:05,843 --> 00:41:07,276
The King of Hearts!
296
00:41:07,345 --> 00:41:09,643
What are you doing here, sir?
297
00:41:10,948 --> 00:41:15,715
Love has brought
the King back to us!
298
00:41:24,228 --> 00:41:27,459
All aboard, your Majesty.
299
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,743
This way, everyone.
300
00:41:46,651 --> 00:41:49,848
The Duke is very emotional.
301
00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:53,857
l once saw him cry
when a fly died. A fly!
302
00:41:53,925 --> 00:41:56,120
At Waterloo, in '15.
303
00:41:56,194 --> 00:41:57,593
He's still crying.
304
00:41:59,697 --> 00:42:04,600
Cousin, you're back at last!
But what a state!
305
00:42:04,669 --> 00:42:08,969
Quick!
A shirt and a sandwich!
306
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,137
Melons and a hat!
Stockings!
307
00:42:15,346 --> 00:42:18,474
The Duchess, my wife.
308
00:42:18,549 --> 00:42:20,744
An old bat.
309
00:42:20,818 --> 00:42:22,786
Her feet are always cold.
310
00:42:22,854 --> 00:42:25,982
But l've loved her
for more than 60 years.
311
00:42:35,499 --> 00:42:37,626
Sire, here are my children.
312
00:42:43,374 --> 00:42:47,208
Blow your nose.
Comb your hair.
313
00:42:47,278 --> 00:42:49,872
- Where's Baby?
- There, Mommy!
314
00:42:52,683 --> 00:42:55,015
Alberic, what do you say?
315
00:42:55,086 --> 00:42:57,316
- Long live the King!
- Right.
316
00:42:57,388 --> 00:43:01,256
- Some candy?
- Excuse me, it's a sOuvenir.
317
00:43:01,325 --> 00:43:03,885
YOu must rest
before the coronation.
318
00:43:03,961 --> 00:43:06,987
Well, the dromedary is harnessed. You
know how impatient these animals are.
319
00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:08,759
See for yourself.
320
00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:11,529
- Where are we going?
- To the cathedral.
321
00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:14,901
12th century. A bit restored, like my
wife. But l love her, and you will, too.
322
00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:20,910
Little rascal!
l'll tan your behind!
323
00:43:20,978 --> 00:43:23,242
Will you be still?
324
00:43:29,253 --> 00:43:31,483
lt's the greatest day
of my life.
325
00:43:31,555 --> 00:43:35,047
l've always wanted
the cheers of a nation...
326
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,385
seated next to the handsomest man.
327
00:43:39,897 --> 00:43:41,421
DOn't exaggerate.
328
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:43,763
But l must!
Without it there's nothing!
329
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,947
Everyone here is so happy,
and l've come to break up their party.
330
00:44:06,023 --> 00:44:08,719
These flowers, your friends,
this kindness-
331
00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:11,159
They will all die, and there's nothing
l can do about it.
332
00:44:11,228 --> 00:44:13,059
A real king can do anything.
333
00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:17,191
Maybe, but not me.
Time flies.
334
00:44:17,268 --> 00:44:19,133
Everything will blow up,
as sure as my name is Charles.
335
00:44:26,777 --> 00:44:28,039
Look! Soldiers!
336
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,288
Greetings.
337
00:46:08,112 --> 00:46:11,013
Your missal. Your rosary.
338
00:46:12,249 --> 00:46:14,114
Where has Alberic gone to?
339
00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:18,087
Back there in the sacristy.
He's always into everything!
340
00:46:18,155 --> 00:46:19,486
That's fine, darling.
341
00:46:42,746 --> 00:46:44,907
What is this carnival?
342
00:46:44,982 --> 00:46:46,973
Take those hats off!
343
00:46:52,389 --> 00:46:53,720
What a mess!
344
00:47:14,845 --> 00:47:17,211
To the blockhouse!
345
00:47:17,281 --> 00:47:21,775
Sire, allow me to make a comment
about all this.
346
00:47:21,852 --> 00:47:23,911
Your mind is obviously somewhere else.
347
00:47:23,988 --> 00:47:26,616
This is a sacred moment...
348
00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:28,783
and you're fidgeting!
349
00:47:30,861 --> 00:47:33,455
Do you have to pee?
350
00:47:33,531 --> 00:47:37,023
So, what's the matter? Smile!
351
00:47:40,337 --> 00:47:42,828
l'm scared.
352
00:47:42,907 --> 00:47:44,534
You don't like theater?
353
00:47:44,608 --> 00:47:46,235
What theater?
354
00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:50,303
World theater.
Training school.
355
00:47:50,381 --> 00:47:52,679
The Com�die Fran�aise, the Vatican.
356
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,911
Ceremonials, masquerades!
357
00:47:56,453 --> 00:47:59,354
Smile. Smile!
358
00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:03,355
The crown. The crown?
359
00:48:05,129 --> 00:48:07,063
Nobody has the crown?
360
00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:10,458
Sire, do you have a crown on you?
361
00:48:10,534 --> 00:48:12,525
No, but l'll go look for one.
362
00:48:41,498 --> 00:48:43,728
Company, halt!
363
00:48:44,868 --> 00:48:49,896
What is this nonsense?
Hurry up, and clear this away.
364
00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:15,427
- Everything's set right?
- Yes, sir.
365
00:49:17,735 --> 00:49:20,203
Who's over there?
366
00:49:20,271 --> 00:49:21,533
StOp!
367
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,886
Long live the King!
368
00:49:40,658 --> 00:49:42,626
Damn! Here we gO again!
369
00:49:51,702 --> 00:49:54,967
You needn't have bothered, Sire.
We have found a crown.
370
00:50:02,746 --> 00:50:06,580
Drat! l've got a frog in my throat
from all the stinking smoke!
371
00:51:16,587 --> 00:51:19,078
Thank you.
We've done something fine.
372
00:51:19,156 --> 00:51:21,784
Long live the King!
Long live the King of Hearts!
373
00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:28,095
We want a speech!
374
00:51:41,678 --> 00:51:43,805
He's so beautiful!
375
00:51:46,517 --> 00:51:51,420
My dear flock. Ladies. Citizens.
376
00:51:52,456 --> 00:51:55,050
Life is a valley of tears.
377
00:51:55,659 --> 00:51:58,355
We enter this world with a cry...
378
00:51:58,429 --> 00:52:01,694
and we leave with a sigh.
379
00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:07,135
And do you think it pleases God to see
His creatures crying all the day long?
380
00:52:07,204 --> 00:52:11,163
ln truth l tell you, our kingdom...
381
00:52:11,241 --> 00:52:14,677
His kingdom-is Joy.
382
00:52:14,745 --> 00:52:18,579
The Arab in his desert
carries with him...
383
00:52:18,649 --> 00:52:21,140
his fountains and Heaven-
384
00:52:24,087 --> 00:52:29,582
Heaven...is the empire
of the prisoner behind bars.
385
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:32,094
Give me the ball!
386
00:52:39,036 --> 00:52:40,435
StOp!
387
00:52:43,474 --> 00:52:47,001
- My respect, Admiral.
- Enter, gentlemen.
388
00:52:52,483 --> 00:52:54,246
What a splendid machine.
389
00:52:54,318 --> 00:52:57,446
You must get off some nice shots
with this, huh?
390
00:52:57,521 --> 00:53:00,649
- How about a little ride?
- l would be delighted.
391
00:53:15,873 --> 00:53:20,503
The fish in the pond, the bird
in the bush, the lamb in his wool...
392
00:53:20,577 --> 00:53:25,605
friends in our thoughts...
and ourselves- in our voices...
393
00:53:25,682 --> 00:53:28,651
like the scent of the rose.
394
00:53:29,987 --> 00:53:33,855
That is grammar and the Law.
395
00:53:33,924 --> 00:53:38,361
We have decided to be happy...
396
00:53:38,428 --> 00:53:41,090
and nothing can stop us!
397
00:53:47,104 --> 00:53:48,765
- Quiet!
- Amen.
398
00:53:53,143 --> 00:53:56,442
What...? Show me!
399
00:53:56,513 --> 00:53:58,981
Block the exits!
400
00:55:59,436 --> 00:56:01,529
We're saved!
401
00:56:01,605 --> 00:56:03,937
l found the blockhouse!
402
00:56:04,007 --> 00:56:06,976
The enemy has fled!
403
00:56:07,044 --> 00:56:10,036
Long live the King!
404
00:56:11,281 --> 00:56:13,272
Long live my people!
405
00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:22,287
Everyone to the the Throne Room...
406
00:56:22,359 --> 00:56:24,953
to start a celebration
that will last three years!
407
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:32,758
The Republic is proud to give you
this bicycle as a present.
408
00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:34,929
You can pedal among the people...
409
00:56:35,005 --> 00:56:36,438
incOgnitO!
410
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:33,458
To the side, ladies.
411
00:57:33,530 --> 00:57:36,658
You look dreadful in daylight.
Go home.
412
00:57:47,010 --> 00:57:49,945
Long live the General!
Long live Mr. Marcel!
413
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:58,208
lt's Plumpick.
Come on, lads.
414
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,746
Ho-ho, chaps.
Oh, gosh, am l glad to see you!
415
00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:02,805
Hey, there was a general
in the ladies' hairdresser.
416
00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:05,215
They're as gentle as lambs.
There's nothing to fear.
417
00:58:05,285 --> 00:58:07,515
This bicycle-
it was a gift from the court.
418
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:09,612
You'll be happy to know
l found the blockhouse again.
419
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:11,555
Meaning it was previously lost,
l suppOse.
420
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:14,150
Yes, it was simply covered
with flowers for my coronation.
421
00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:16,889
- YOur cOrOnatiOn?
- Yes, my cOrOnatiOn!
422
00:58:18,598 --> 00:58:21,658
Look, there's no time to lose. The
whole thing might blow up at any moment.
423
00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,831
No door.
There's got to be a way out!
424
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:28,703
Yes, yes, grab him.
COme On!
425
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:32,768
What the hell you trying to do?
l can find it. l'm sure l can.
426
00:58:35,248 --> 00:58:38,149
This way, lads.
COme On. Hurry up.
427
00:58:38,752 --> 00:58:40,481
Let's go on with it.
428
00:59:08,782 --> 00:59:10,613
Wake me up.
429
00:59:12,519 --> 00:59:14,043
Once mOre.
430
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,255
Good.
431
00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:27,961
Let's get out of here.
432
00:59:40,714 --> 00:59:43,547
- ls he dead?
- Just sleeping.
433
00:59:43,617 --> 00:59:46,017
Exhausted by the coronation.
434
00:59:46,086 --> 00:59:48,316
Carry him gently.
435
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:41,239
He tastes of raspberries... Taste!
436
01:00:48,648 --> 01:00:52,880
Ripe raspberries.
The way l like them.
437
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:57,185
l wouldn't mind seeing
the Duke cuckolded.
438
01:00:58,492 --> 01:01:01,825
- Cuckolded? Who?
- Nobody, dear.
439
01:01:02,629 --> 01:01:06,759
We need a cuckold for the sake
of the town's equilibrium.
440
01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:09,893
We don't have one.
441
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,801
We share and share alike.
442
01:01:20,046 --> 01:01:23,072
- He must come back to us very gently.
- He must wake up happy.
443
01:01:23,149 --> 01:01:25,276
l like men
who wake up happy.
444
01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:28,720
l have an idea.
445
01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:36,318
Listen. What do you hear?
446
01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:42,327
The charming ticktock
of your heart, sweetie.
447
01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:49,240
A beating heart.
448
01:01:53,513 --> 01:01:56,380
A secret clock.
449
01:01:56,449 --> 01:01:58,940
A heart whose beating
will blend...
450
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:01,487
with the heart of our king.
451
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:03,955
A woman is what he needs!
452
01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,958
A woman of his own.
453
01:02:07,060 --> 01:02:10,120
- Where can we get one?
- l sacrifice myself.
454
01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:14,665
- Good girl!
- Generous soul!
455
01:02:14,734 --> 01:02:17,202
Who's talking about soul?
456
01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:19,534
No dirty words, my son.
457
01:02:19,606 --> 01:02:23,667
The Duchess's buttocks
belong to the Duke.
458
01:02:27,213 --> 01:02:29,147
Don't l belong to everyone?
459
01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:33,679
lmpossible, honey!
Who'd run your house?
460
01:02:33,753 --> 01:02:36,586
Do l look like a madame?
461
01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:41,522
l'm foolish! l know whom he needs,
and he loves her too!
462
01:02:41,595 --> 01:02:43,460
- Where is she?
- My place.
463
01:02:43,530 --> 01:02:46,556
- The brothel?
- Let's go, on the double!
464
01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:50,933
Calm down, men. This is not state
business; it's women's business.
465
01:03:10,390 --> 01:03:12,381
Good afternoon, Your Grace!
466
01:03:15,128 --> 01:03:17,096
Where is Poppy?
467
01:03:17,163 --> 01:03:20,564
The Duchess has a favor
to ask of you.
468
01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:24,463
A pearl.
lnnocent as an apple.
469
01:03:24,537 --> 01:03:27,005
Please follow me.
470
01:03:37,384 --> 01:03:40,353
Don't undress, child.
We're not here for that, dear.
471
01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:46,882
Tell me, do you know men?
472
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,224
No, but l'd like to.
473
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,963
- That's why you came here?
- Yes.
474
01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:55,968
l've a good chance
of finding one.
475
01:03:56,036 --> 01:03:58,800
- Who told you that?
- My little finger.
476
01:04:02,442 --> 01:04:05,878
- You haven't seen anyone else?
- NO.
477
01:04:05,945 --> 01:04:07,936
She's the one we need.
478
01:04:10,784 --> 01:04:12,752
Look at these curls!
479
01:04:12,819 --> 01:04:15,652
She'll have to stick out
her chest more.
480
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:18,657
Head still.
Only the legs move.
481
01:04:18,725 --> 01:04:23,094
Some blue on the eyelids.
An orange blossom in her bosom.
482
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,961
- Can't l gO as l am?
- What a good idea!
483
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,759
To your fianc�, the King!
484
01:04:28,835 --> 01:04:32,236
Calm down, ladies. When you want a man,
you mustn't be obvious.
485
01:04:32,305 --> 01:04:35,001
- We're just so pleased.
- YOur cOat.
486
01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:38,238
Just my tutu.
lt's my favorite outfit.
487
01:04:38,311 --> 01:04:41,838
- You're going out like that?
- Yes, On a wire.
488
01:04:58,465 --> 01:05:00,399
The King's marrying an acrobat!
489
01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:22,721
Gentlemen, let's tiptoe out.
490
01:06:09,702 --> 01:06:11,135
Who are you?
491
01:06:12,705 --> 01:06:15,265
Poppy. Your fianc�e.
492
01:06:18,711 --> 01:06:20,770
Oh, yes. That's right.
493
01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:28,451
- l don't need anybody.
- That's not true.
494
01:06:29,355 --> 01:06:32,882
l'm a loner, like everybody,
with one idea.
495
01:06:32,959 --> 01:06:34,449
TO marry me!
496
01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:40,199
How did you get in?
497
01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:44,601
Through the window.
498
01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:46,605
We're getting married.
499
01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:51,672
l might have known.
lt's starting again.
500
01:06:51,744 --> 01:06:53,905
Yes, everything's starting.
501
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,244
l'm a little naive...
502
01:06:59,152 --> 01:07:00,551
because, well...
503
01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:03,622
l don't know.
504
01:07:05,024 --> 01:07:06,719
l don't know.
505
01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,954
But we'll make up
for lost time.
506
01:07:18,371 --> 01:07:20,305
Lost time! What time is it?
507
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,541
6:00!
508
01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,653
There's got to be a way out!
There's got to be!
509
01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:40,318
This is madness!
l can't let it happen!
510
01:07:40,393 --> 01:07:43,055
l've got to get in there!
l've gOt tO!
511
01:07:43,162 --> 01:07:45,221
Now we'll see some sparks fly!
512
01:07:45,698 --> 01:07:47,529
Or we'll know the reason why!
513
01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:10,282
l can't take it anymore!
514
01:08:17,263 --> 01:08:18,457
Why?
515
01:08:35,715 --> 01:08:37,808
Don't applaud, you fools!
516
01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,148
l'll be blown up!
517
01:08:42,221 --> 01:08:46,385
Do you know what dying means?
Do you have any idea?
518
01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:47,517
NO.
519
01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,897
Listen. The enemy-
520
01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:54,593
- Where is he?
- My army will charge.
521
01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,601
No, l'll speak to him!
522
01:08:56,669 --> 01:08:58,796
l doubt it, but no matter.
523
01:09:00,106 --> 01:09:04,202
Listen. There are bombs
wired here.
524
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:07,804
Time bombs.
525
01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:13,318
Before midnight,
in a little while...
526
01:09:13,386 --> 01:09:16,719
a spark- explosion!
527
01:09:18,891 --> 01:09:20,188
lt's all over!
528
01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,322
Who cares?
529
01:09:24,497 --> 01:09:25,896
l do!
530
01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:31,028
lf you need to examine
all the ticktocks, we'll get them.
531
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:06,665
What are you doing?
532
01:10:06,739 --> 01:10:10,607
This is the last one, l assure you.
533
01:10:11,611 --> 01:10:14,045
- Leave it.
- ls that an order?
534
01:10:14,881 --> 01:10:18,908
- lt's my royal pleasure.
- Well, in that case...
535
01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:36,092
At last, you're laughing!
536
01:10:36,169 --> 01:10:37,932
lt's just nerves.
537
01:10:38,004 --> 01:10:39,869
Your Majesty, your balloon.
538
01:10:39,939 --> 01:10:41,873
You can keep these balloons!
539
01:10:42,775 --> 01:10:45,073
l burst his balloon,
and he claps!
540
01:10:45,144 --> 01:10:46,941
What characters!
541
01:10:47,013 --> 01:10:49,504
l can't let you die.
542
01:10:49,582 --> 01:10:52,676
COme On.
l'll take you all with me!
543
01:10:56,622 --> 01:10:58,453
- To the sea?
- No, to the snow.
544
01:10:58,524 --> 01:11:00,992
To a candy store?
545
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:02,994
On vacation? ls it far?
546
01:11:03,062 --> 01:11:04,495
Yes, very far.
547
01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:07,658
We'll pass the lines,
then take a train, a boat-
548
01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:11,999
- To an island?
- To the other side of the sea.
549
01:11:12,071 --> 01:11:15,404
- On horseback?
- Yes. Follow me!
550
01:11:16,642 --> 01:11:18,701
Here's the King's horse!
551
01:11:18,778 --> 01:11:21,804
Don't leave me all alone!
552
01:11:59,552 --> 01:12:00,541
Come along.
553
01:12:04,390 --> 01:12:05,652
Follow me.
554
01:12:09,562 --> 01:12:11,689
Sir, come back.
555
01:12:16,335 --> 01:12:19,304
There are wild beasts!
556
01:12:19,372 --> 01:12:22,933
Can't you hear them?
They're bloodthirsty.
557
01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:27,006
You must come with me.
558
01:12:27,079 --> 01:12:30,378
There's a wall between us
and the world out there.
559
01:12:30,449 --> 01:12:32,644
lt's too dangerous.
560
01:12:32,718 --> 01:12:35,551
Come on, for the last time!
561
01:12:36,022 --> 01:12:37,114
Charles!
562
01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:40,159
You have no idea how wicked
they are out there!
563
01:13:39,151 --> 01:13:40,743
He's come back!
564
01:13:48,995 --> 01:13:50,519
Look. There he is.
565
01:13:58,604 --> 01:14:02,700
Sire, what's the point of traveling
when everything you want is at home?
566
01:14:03,876 --> 01:14:06,003
Long live the King
on my word as a duke.
567
01:14:06,078 --> 01:14:08,569
Duke?
Who made you a duke?
568
01:14:08,648 --> 01:14:10,582
Who made you a king?
569
01:14:10,650 --> 01:14:14,086
Brother, yesterday
you were in an asylum!
570
01:14:18,557 --> 01:14:20,787
Are you jealous?
571
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,794
And you, Mr. King, yesterday...
572
01:14:24,397 --> 01:14:26,922
you were outside
with ''the others.''
573
01:14:26,999 --> 01:14:29,126
Gentlemen, the King's polka.
574
01:14:29,201 --> 01:14:31,533
Brilliant idea!
575
01:14:33,272 --> 01:14:35,206
A polka for a king.
576
01:14:48,521 --> 01:14:52,048
What's wrong? We didn't
say anything offensive.
577
01:14:52,124 --> 01:14:53,853
Who needs a king?
578
01:14:53,926 --> 01:14:57,293
- We're all equal!
- You and your communist ideas!
579
01:14:57,363 --> 01:14:59,729
- Tempers.
- Enough!
580
01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:03,257
You're right, sweetheart.
Let's calm down.
581
01:16:20,045 --> 01:16:24,482
Marie, everything is simple,
even dying.
582
01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:25,983
HOW?
583
01:16:26,051 --> 01:16:29,350
Just close your eyes
and never open them again.
584
01:16:29,422 --> 01:16:31,913
But if l shut my eyes...
585
01:16:31,991 --> 01:16:35,392
l can no longer see
trees or flowers...
586
01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:39,928
or your lovely moustache.
587
01:16:39,999 --> 01:16:43,093
l love its prickly caress.
588
01:16:43,169 --> 01:16:46,229
Was l born for a love duet?
589
01:16:46,305 --> 01:16:49,433
Yes. We've been cuddling
for 110 years!
590
01:16:49,508 --> 01:16:52,705
We've been together
for quite some time.
591
01:17:04,356 --> 01:17:06,950
What a gracious hour, Your Grace.
592
01:17:07,026 --> 01:17:09,620
You know why l've been
coming up here...
593
01:17:12,097 --> 01:17:14,725
every evening since...
594
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,132
My God, l was so young!
595
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:19,899
l already knew that
to love the world...
596
01:17:20,973 --> 01:17:23,100
you have to get away from it.
597
01:17:25,277 --> 01:17:29,111
Have you ever noticed, Hyacinth...
598
01:17:29,181 --> 01:17:31,115
how peaceful it all is...
599
01:17:31,183 --> 01:17:34,277
on the eve of a battle?
600
01:17:34,353 --> 01:17:37,117
How sweet it all seems?
601
01:17:37,189 --> 01:17:39,214
HOw it rests Our cOnscience?
602
01:17:40,626 --> 01:17:44,960
- GOing tO war?
- l'm thinking of it.
603
01:17:45,030 --> 01:17:47,157
What army will lead you to victories?
604
01:17:48,634 --> 01:17:50,898
There's the rub!
605
01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:53,530
Make your own army!
606
01:17:53,873 --> 01:17:55,500
HOW?
607
01:17:55,574 --> 01:17:57,906
We'll make babies for you!
608
01:17:57,977 --> 01:18:00,878
A battalion of sturdy boys!
609
01:18:00,946 --> 01:18:04,746
- Make generals.
- And a batch of pretty girls.
610
01:18:04,817 --> 01:18:06,751
All in brothels,
like their mamas!
611
01:18:08,587 --> 01:18:11,613
The world's so simple. On one side men,
and on the other side women.
612
01:18:11,690 --> 01:18:15,217
On one side, the whores.
On the other, the generals!
613
01:18:15,294 --> 01:18:17,728
You're right. Life is simple.
614
01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,138
Three minutes until 12:00.
615
01:19:05,210 --> 01:19:07,576
ln three minutes, it'll be over.
616
01:19:13,385 --> 01:19:15,353
l don't want to die.
617
01:19:17,256 --> 01:19:19,349
No one's ever known his own death.
618
01:19:21,193 --> 01:19:23,161
There are only three minutes to live.
619
01:19:23,228 --> 01:19:25,219
Three minutes is great.
620
01:19:27,266 --> 01:19:28,699
You're right.
621
01:19:39,778 --> 01:19:41,712
You'll see the knight come out.
622
01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:47,275
The knight comes out at midnight.
623
01:19:47,353 --> 01:19:49,344
- Where?
- Up there.
624
01:19:50,456 --> 01:19:52,924
On the clock. At midnight.
625
01:19:54,927 --> 01:19:56,861
The password!
626
01:20:52,418 --> 01:20:54,716
Saved!
627
01:21:01,193 --> 01:21:02,524
We are saved!
628
01:21:33,092 --> 01:21:35,754
Good work, men.
629
01:21:35,828 --> 01:21:37,762
l've done these sorts
of things before.
630
01:21:52,211 --> 01:21:54,145
Long live the Queen!
631
01:22:05,090 --> 01:22:07,024
Midnight?
632
01:22:09,294 --> 01:22:12,695
Good show.
Pumpernickel pulled it off.
633
01:22:13,699 --> 01:22:16,759
The man's a hero.
The town is ours.
634
01:22:18,570 --> 01:22:22,939
Any more of your drunken ravings,
MacFish, and l'll have you locked up.
635
01:22:23,041 --> 01:22:27,137
- Be thankful l'm in a good mood, man.
- Sir!
636
01:22:27,212 --> 01:22:29,407
- Forward, Sergeant Major!
- Sir!
637
01:22:29,481 --> 01:22:33,884
Company, prepare to fall in!
638
01:22:33,986 --> 01:22:36,978
Fall in!
639
01:22:49,134 --> 01:22:52,433
Five minutes after midnight!
Five minutes late!
640
01:22:52,504 --> 01:22:54,938
Nothing went off, Hamburger!
641
01:22:55,007 --> 01:22:59,205
- You checked the bombs?
- Yes, sir!
642
01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:01,405
SOrry.
643
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:05,381
Lieutenant!
Take him away!
644
01:23:06,051 --> 01:23:10,649
Retreat!
645
01:23:33,045 --> 01:23:35,479
l want to make love.
646
01:23:35,547 --> 01:23:38,573
With a king?
You're not afraid?
647
01:23:40,552 --> 01:23:42,884
You must be marvelous.
648
01:23:42,955 --> 01:23:44,946
Tell me later.
649
01:25:03,068 --> 01:25:04,729
The soldiers!
650
01:25:39,738 --> 01:25:42,571
Good show, Pumpernickel.
First rate.Jolly good.
651
01:25:42,641 --> 01:25:44,632
Yes. Sir, l couldn't have done it
without them, sir.
652
01:25:44,710 --> 01:25:49,477
l must say, how fiendishly clever.
That bit about the chimpanzee.
653
01:25:49,548 --> 01:25:52,381
l was worried that the townspeople
are a wee bit on the-
654
01:25:52,484 --> 01:25:56,784
Love to see the Jerry's face
who intercepted that messenger, eh?
655
01:25:56,855 --> 01:26:01,349
Surely, sir, the men you sent
after me must have told you that-
656
01:26:01,426 --> 01:26:05,328
You think l'd listen to anything
that dipsomaniac has to say?
657
01:26:06,365 --> 01:26:08,697
- MacFish!
- Yes, sir!
658
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,392
We'll bivouac here.
659
01:26:10,469 --> 01:26:12,869
- Here, sir?
- Yes.
660
01:26:14,339 --> 01:26:16,671
The Duke, the Duchess, my wife.
661
01:26:16,742 --> 01:26:18,676
An old bat, but l love her.
662
01:26:22,180 --> 01:26:25,308
l'd love to curl myself
around that cute moustache!
663
01:26:25,984 --> 01:26:29,818
- Sir, l really must explain to you-
- Later, please, Pumpernickel. Later.
664
01:26:32,257 --> 01:26:34,282
Pleased to meet you, General.
665
01:26:36,561 --> 01:26:38,324
Long live France!
666
01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:44,933
- Let's celebrate!
- l don't have the time.
667
01:26:45,003 --> 01:26:46,994
DOn't waste it.
668
01:26:48,473 --> 01:26:52,375
MacFish! Overnight pass
for all the troops, Sergeant Major!
669
01:26:57,749 --> 01:27:01,276
Give me a moment to change
into decent clothes.
670
01:27:33,151 --> 01:27:35,016
Sir, l must explain to you.
671
01:27:35,087 --> 01:27:39,319
Later, Pumpernickel, later.
l'm too busy listening to the music.
672
01:27:57,676 --> 01:27:59,268
What's under their kilts?
673
01:28:00,378 --> 01:28:01,811
Nothing!
674
01:28:02,714 --> 01:28:04,614
You mean everything!
675
01:28:12,023 --> 01:28:14,514
This is the greatest day of my life!
676
01:28:14,593 --> 01:28:16,561
l'd like fireworks!
677
01:28:16,962 --> 01:28:18,862
- MacFish.
- Yes, sir!
678
01:28:18,930 --> 01:28:20,830
- You heard the lady.
- NO, sir!
679
01:28:20,899 --> 01:28:24,926
- We would like a display of fireworks.
- What shall l use for fireworks, sir?
680
01:28:25,003 --> 01:28:27,301
Cannon, mortar, powder.
681
01:28:27,372 --> 01:28:30,773
Good heaven, man.
l have to do all your thinking for you?
682
01:29:18,156 --> 01:29:19,521
Look, Colonel!
683
01:29:24,396 --> 01:29:28,992
Victory! The town has blown up!
Everyone is dead!
684
01:29:29,067 --> 01:29:31,627
Yes, but Hamburger is, too.
685
01:29:31,703 --> 01:29:34,900
The lron Cross is precious.
Even posthumously.
686
01:30:37,102 --> 01:30:40,560
My life is at your feet.
What would you like?
687
01:30:42,340 --> 01:30:45,434
Another ice cream,
a pretty ring...
688
01:30:45,510 --> 01:30:47,307
and a parade.
689
01:30:49,514 --> 01:30:52,711
Here's the parade.
690
01:30:52,784 --> 01:30:54,945
ln any case,
it's time to leave.
691
01:31:01,293 --> 01:31:03,921
- Fall the company in.
- Sir!
692
01:31:05,096 --> 01:31:08,224
Company, fall in!
693
01:31:10,101 --> 01:31:11,625
On the double!
694
01:31:18,476 --> 01:31:21,036
Plumpick, fall in behind the church.
695
01:31:23,014 --> 01:31:25,073
l'll be waiting at Hyacinth's brothel.
696
01:31:25,984 --> 01:31:29,750
Don't be afraid. l'll return
covered with medals.
697
01:31:31,423 --> 01:31:33,220
Hurry up, Plumpick.
698
01:31:35,226 --> 01:31:36,659
Good-bye, Poppy!
699
01:31:41,366 --> 01:31:44,028
Make way for the parade!
700
01:32:06,057 --> 01:32:08,821
Company, shoulder arms!
701
01:32:18,536 --> 01:32:20,128
The King is going to war.
702
01:32:22,340 --> 01:32:23,864
You're letting him go?
703
01:32:23,942 --> 01:32:25,933
Yes, he's going to get medals!
704
01:32:29,314 --> 01:32:30,747
What next?
705
01:32:31,516 --> 01:32:33,177
Say good-bye to His Majesty.
706
01:32:33,251 --> 01:32:36,982
Let's kiss him and bring him
to the parade!
707
01:32:48,433 --> 01:32:52,733
Company, forward march!
708
01:33:19,030 --> 01:33:20,964
Let me go! l have to leave.
709
01:33:45,123 --> 01:33:48,650
- More of them!
- All over the place, like rats!
710
01:34:12,016 --> 01:34:13,847
They act like
they don't know each other.
711
01:34:13,918 --> 01:34:16,352
Of course not...
they're foreign regiments.
712
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:33,902
- No umbrellas?
- The last bouquet!
713
01:35:12,143 --> 01:35:14,805
Clear out, or you'll all get it!
714
01:35:23,254 --> 01:35:24,551
Fire!
715
01:35:39,203 --> 01:35:41,763
Surrender!
Never!
716
01:35:51,683 --> 01:35:55,881
Don't you think these actors are
a bit over the top?
717
01:35:57,622 --> 01:35:59,146
What funny people.
718
01:36:19,010 --> 01:36:23,106
Thousands of soldiers,
cannOns...
719
01:36:23,181 --> 01:36:26,480
autos, coming from
every direction.
720
01:36:28,753 --> 01:36:31,085
What on earth can it be?
721
01:36:34,525 --> 01:36:36,516
The ''liberators.''
722
01:36:37,595 --> 01:36:39,529
This joke has lasted long enough.
723
01:36:39,597 --> 01:36:41,030
Let's go to bed.
724
01:36:41,099 --> 01:36:44,660
Your Majesty, we leave you
with your people.
725
01:36:48,172 --> 01:36:49,799
Good-bye, Charles.
726
01:37:06,190 --> 01:37:08,124
Come. Let's go home.
727
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:18,451
General, my town kept faith.
728
01:39:32,703 --> 01:39:34,637
YOu are receiving an army citatiOn.
729
01:39:34,705 --> 01:39:37,299
Your bird too.
An A-1 winged creature.
730
01:39:37,375 --> 01:39:41,573
Rare bird and soldier.
Brave and astute.
731
01:39:41,646 --> 01:39:43,876
You pulverized your enemy.
732
01:39:50,655 --> 01:39:52,782
Good job.
733
01:39:52,857 --> 01:39:55,985
And l would like...
734
01:39:56,060 --> 01:39:58,756
to add my own embrace
to that...
735
01:39:58,830 --> 01:40:02,163
which the president
of the Republic sends you.
736
01:40:08,406 --> 01:40:12,240
Plumpick, you're going up
to the front again immediately.
737
01:40:13,444 --> 01:40:15,537
The Jerries are still holding on
to this town...
738
01:40:15,613 --> 01:40:17,945
and we're going to blow it sky-high.
739
01:41:10,268 --> 01:41:12,031
What now?
740
01:41:27,752 --> 01:41:31,984
- lt's yOur turn, YOur Majesty.
- l still don't understand the rules.
741
01:41:32,056 --> 01:41:33,785
There aren't any.
742
01:41:35,159 --> 01:41:39,425
Well, you're here now.
And you won't be running off anymore.
743
01:41:39,497 --> 01:41:41,522
l'm staying here, General.
744
01:41:41,599 --> 01:41:44,261
- l'm not going anywhere.
- Smart thinking.
745
01:41:49,707 --> 01:41:52,301
The most beautiful journeys...
746
01:41:53,044 --> 01:41:55,808
are taken through the window.
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