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[wind blowing] [wood creaking]

[handbrake creaks]

[chain rattles]

Hey.

Hi.

Where is she?

In the shed, all day.

Dan...

Sorry.

Is she quiet?

She's okay.

[moos]

[softly] Ey, ey, ey.

Girl, let me in.

[moos]

(Dan) Easy, girl!

Whoa, easy, girl, easy now.

Her water's broken?

No.

[snarl] [she gasps]

Ah!

[cow moos] [she shouts]

Fuck! Fuck!

(Dan) Orla!

Fuck! Ohh!

What happened?

It's okay.

I'll get you something.

No, it's okay.

Sure?

Yeah, it's all right.

[moos]

You can't park here.

We're not bothering anyone.

I'm not askin', all right? I'm tellin'.

Now go back to the main road,

and don't 'cause me any trouble. All right?

Please, we're not staying long.

And we're not on your land.

Fuckin' knackers...

Be outta here by tomorrow.

[car engine starts]

Maybe go...

They'd be lookin' by now. We stay.

A day or two. 'Till they stop watchin' the roads.

You're not sorry, are you, Jamie?

No!

No...

Those people in the Caravan, you can't have that, Dan.

They need to go.

Tomorrow, I've told them.

I've explained all this.

It's just a matter of commercial confidentiality.

Which we're paying you for.

For what you're paying, it can't be much of a secret.

How's the cow?

Nothing yet.

John wants to check her quickly.

There's no need for you to...

(John) Back a bit.

[Orla sighs]

Try and go lower.

There's no need to talk to him like an eejit...

Why can't you pay on time?

Well I have to process the money carefully, you know that.

I'm not sure he was the best candidate.

He was the only fuckin' candidate, thanks to me,

and you haven't paid me either.

[sighs]

See the head?

I think it's okay.

Something nipped my hand, John.

Muscle pressure from the cow,

maybe compressed it against the bone. Who knows.

I felt something, John.

I felt it snapping at me.

Those last safety checks, everything was okay?

Yes.

All of them?

Yes.

Maybe we should terminate it.

That calf looks normal, doesn't it?

It's okay, then.

Everything okay?

(Orla) He says so.

Is that what you think?

I'm just the vet.

Screwing him, are you, Orla?

It's none of your business, Dan.

Why?

I thought...

I thought you could change. I mean, you should...

[clatters dishes]

Well...

Let me know the minute she starts to go.

Nobody's coming, Jamie.

Come to bed.

[distant mooing]

[mooing]

(Dan) Jesus!

Okay.

Easy now.

I'm just going to have a look at you, okay.

[Dan strains]

Whoa! Whoa!

[clicking] Shit!

[mooing]

Jamie get up! Jamie get up. Look!

[mumbles] What?

(Jamie) Wait by the stairs.

[pants]

Turn off the torch.

Now I told you, we're not movin'.

Listen, I need your help.

You want my help?

I have a cow, she's...

Why would I want to help you?

What happened to you?

This is no problem here, okay?

The cow's in trouble, she's calvin'.

I can't get the fuckin' thing out of her!

Ah, fuck it!

[whispering] Fuck. Fuck you.

I thought they found us.

Yeah. Me, too.

[panting]

He's in trouble, Jamie.

So?

What?

Be careful, Jamie. Okay?

Lock the door after me.

[moos]

Christ, that's unreal.

[whispering] Quiet!

Vet should've been here.

That's a good idea, you should get him here. He'll sort it out.

We have no time. I got to get a move on, we could loose them both.

Come on in.

You going to help or not?

Yeah, why not.

Good man.

(Dan, shouting) Whoa, girl! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa, girl! Whoa! Whoa! [cow moos]

Move under! Whoa, girl!

Whoa, easy! Easy...

She's going.

[both strain]

[pants]

Good girl... That's it.

Good girl.

Okay. We need to get this back up here and turn it around.

Okay.

Christ, she's tight!

This is nuts. I've never had it this difficult.

[pants]

Here we go.

Yeah.

[both strain]

Oh, that's it.

[cow moos]

Ah! Nngh!

[exhales]

[both strain]

[snap]

It's all right, girl, you're okay.

Okay. You're okay, you're okay.

Nngh!

[moos]

[Dan strains]

Oh, oh, oh. It's moving!

Guide the legs over that rung!

Drop the hitch, I got it.

It's not breathing.

What?

It's not breathing.

Mind yourself.

[Dan strains]

Grab the head! That's it!

It's breathing.

[chuckles]

I don't know about it.

What?

There's something wrong.

[straining]

[crack]

Oww!!! Shit! Fuck! Oww!

[panting]

Where's your phone?

No! I have no phone!

Here! Here! Use this!

Rip this up, use it as a bandage!

There's water in that kettle!

Get that bowl!

Okay.

All right.

This is going to hurt ya'.

[straining]

Nnngh!

Ah! [splashing]

Jamie?

Hello?

Jesus, Jamie! Don't do that!

That calfs not right.

You need to kill it. Put it out of it's misery.

You can't do that... It's only born already.

Look, ah...

What's your names?

This is Mary. I'm Jamie.

Name's Dan.

You need someone to look at your hand.

Oh, I'm all right. I'm okay. You should, uh...

You should head off now. I'll see about a doctor tomorrow.

Come on.

Come on!

Listen.

Stay as long as you like. Okay?

You'll have no more trouble from me.

(Mary) Thanks.

I thought that something...

Something what? Something what, Mary?

Thought you'd run off on me.

No. No, we're all right, me and you.

That calf...?

It's over. It's done.

And nobody's coming for us.

I need to be able to get you on the phone, Dan,

you can manage that now, surely.

I told you they haven't paid me yet.

Jesus, what did you do to yourself?

The calf bit my finger.

The calf?

I've had to separate it from it's mother.

It bites her.

(Orla) Jesus.

I can see how it got your finger.

John, we got to shut it all down. It's gone wrong.

John... Fuck!

Orla, what's going on here?

[moos]

Shit!

[shot]

[cow moos]

Christ's sake Orla!

(Orla) Look at it! It jammed, all right!

For Christ's sake!

Nngh!

What's keepin' ya!

Finish her off!

[moos]

[calf brays]

(Dan) Easy, girl! Easy!

[Orla pants]

Oh, come on!

Hold her!

Easy! Easy!

[moos, huffs]

[calf brays]

[mooing]

Orla!

Aaah!

[Dan and Orla pant]

Orla, wait!

[shot] [splash]

Dan...

Get the calf...

[click]

Hold it.

[cocks]

[brays softly]

It's all right.

Give it a minute.

It's going.

Get away from it.

What's wrong?

I'm not sure.

I need to clarify some things.

It's not good.

[strains]

Hold the leg up will ya'? This will be messy.

[strains]

[tearing]

(Orla) Shit.

(Dan) What is it?

Looks like LOS. Large Offspring Syndrome.

The organs grow too large.

You see the lungs and the heart?

Caused by?

It's a genetic abnormality.

It happens in cases of embryo transfer. Like in these tests.

You expected this?

I didn't. It's not my experiment.

I'm just the vet, I'm working for him, that's all.

That's all.

Liver...

Kidneys...

What are they?

It's a fetus, Dan.

The calf was pregnant.

Fuck, this is unbelievable.

They're completely malformed.

The bone structure has gone haywire.

Skeleton's on the outside.

What the fuck has he done?

They could never have lived.

[both gasp loudly]

What have you done?

John wanted to make a genetic modification

to create more fertile calves.

Ones that would grow quicker and be fertile younger.

Well, that's fuckin' young to be pregnant!

Something's gone wrong!

Don't look at me like that, Dan.

You took the money, you're fuckin' involved, too!

What now?

Don't let anyone near that cow. Lock the door and keep away from it.

The same for the cow in the winter shed.

Keep the other animals well away.

There could be danger of infection.

What?!

Just a possibility.

Infection! What infection?!

I'm not sure yet!

You sit tight until I get back here tomorrow.

Orla.

[engine starts]

Orla!

Orla!

(Dan) Orla!

[mooing]

Now...

Do you want me to feed those other cows or not?

'Cause you look like you're going to puke there, mister.

All right, you'll find the feed, in the shed, over by the silage.

Give them some water while you're at it.

And, uh, you'll find you'll need those.

Thanks.

All right. Thanks.

It looks clean enough. I'll put some more disinfectant on it.

Might sting a bit.

You should go to the hospital.

No, thanks, I have to wait for the vet. I'll go back with her.

Have you always lived here?

Yeah, I took over for my old man.

What about your own family?

There's six of us. I'm the second.

Three brothers, two sisters.

It's close. Close family.

And, uh, how does it go with the traveler boy?

Do they like him?

Are you popular with his crowd?

You're, uh, just in the way of a romantic break.

Down a lane on a bog farm.

If my brothers find us, they'll kill him.

[water dripping] [footsteps approaching]

[mooing]

[water pouring]

[mooing]

[footsteps splashing]

[metallic thud] [screams]

(Dan) I don't know.

You're right.

She's cut bad.

I'm tellin' ya. I don't know what the fuck it was...

Oh, shit! Fuck, Mary!

Mary!

(Dan) Hey, Tom.

Dan Reily.

The very man.

That your van on the verge?

(Mary) It is.

A word, Dan, if you please.

(Tom) The knackers giving you trouble, yeah?

Oh, no, no, Tom.

All right, Dan, but you be careful now. You hear me?

That's all right, Tom.

I said they could stay a night or two.

It's your funeral, Dan, you know how it goes.

Sure... what is there to steal around here, Tom?

It's a hard time, all right.

I hear that new fellow at the bank's taking you all the way.

He's a right fecker by all accounts.

Aye, he is.

You can't be messing around with these boys, Dan.

They mean business. They'll have you out, quick as you like,

they'll be 'round with a sheaf of court orders

to bar you from your own land.

Was there something in particular, Tom?

All right, Dan, just a bit of advice, that's all.

I wanted to ask you if you knew that Orla Buckley's car

is a mile up that lane near O'Dwyer's Cross.

Orla?

It's a hell of a mess, and we can't find her.

What do you mean you can't find her?

She didn't turn up for work today.

She was out here last night,

she was lookin' after a calf...

she... she went back.

What time was it you said she left?

I don't know. It was late.

Fine. If you see her, let me know.

You staying long?

Couple of days.

How many are you?

Me, me Daddy, and me sister.

There's a halting site in Kilmartin.

It's all right, Tom, okay. I said they could stay a night or two.

I'd think of moving on there soon. Maybe today. Maybe now.

Good luck, Daniel.

That Tom...

[engine starts]

What should we do?

I locked this last night.

Orla?

Christ...

She came back?

She came back in the night without telling me.

Don't go any closer!

We should leave it, the vet said it could be infected.

(Mary) Burn it.

Get rid of it.

[car approaching]

(John) Dan?

Where's the cow?

She didn't look too good when she left.

Like what?

I don't know, like she had a fever or something.

What's the story here.

They're only staying tonight. They'll be gone in the morning.

[many clicks]

(John) Don't come in.

Oh, my God!

I'll stay here and check it all out.

Go. Go.

(John) That's too fast...

[troubled breathing]

[panting]

(Mary) Jamie... can you slow down a bit...

Hang on.

[zips]

What's wrong with you, Jamie?

Sorry. Don't know...

Jamie.

It's my foot.

You're burnin' up.

What's that smell?

I don't know. We're on a farm, Jamie.

It's very strong.

Just ignore it... Okay?

Just ignore it.

[Mary shrieks]

Aaah!!!

[screams] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Jesus.

There's nothing there.

(Jamie) We're going.

(John) No. No one's leaving just yet.

Yeah, right.

I know what it was.

(John) In the womb,

the calf gestated spontaneously. It was pregnant.

Some problem, something went wrong.

Somehow it was defective.

It was carrying these creatures. Six of them.

One, two, three, four, five...

I think Orla missed one.

It's still alive.

You knew about this?

Not everything.

Come on.

You don't get it.

If the missing one gets off the farm,

thousands of cows will give birth to millions of these monsters.

It will be unstoppable.

You can not leave. I'm going to have to quarantine the farm.

(Jamie) Would you slow down?

(John) Oh, my dear God...

It must be here.

Where's the other cow and calf?

She's in there. I shut her up.

That was where Jamie...

What?

You got bitten.

Bitten? You got bitten?

[loud bawl] [splash]

What was that?

Jesus!

Come on.

[mooing]

[mooing]

How deep does it go?

(Dan) Down there by the end, by the wall,

I'd say around four or five feet.

If something is in there, it's trapped.

It would have to come past us.

Just wait, okay. I think we can scare it out.

[engine stops]

[engine sputters]

Dan! Get yourself out of there!

Oh, shit! Shit!

See anything?

(Jamie) No! But, Dan, would you hurry up!

Be careful.

Shit!

Shit!

[shouting] Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, no!!!

No! No! No! Orla! [sobs]

No! No! No! [sobbing]

[straining]

What the fuck...

Ohh...

Ahh...

Oh.

In the North Sea, if they recover a drowned body...

they're cautious because sometimes...

It's eaten most of her intestines.

(Jamie) It... The fuckin' thing, you mean.

Yeah. Give me a hand.

Give me a hand!

It's gone.

The creature, it must have attacked her. Got inside her clothes.

She tired to get away.

Somehow, she ended up in the pit, drowned.

But in the slurry, the body grows cold, so it moves on.

Looking for a new host.

Here.

What is that?

This rate of cellular growth is off the scale.

There are human cells mixed up with it.

Orla's cells.

[inhales]

Why you doing that?

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

That's impossible.

My cells... it's corrupting them.

The creature, it can infect humans.

It's the bite.

We have to stop it getting off the farm.

It could infect everyone.

People wouldn't know they've been infected.

But their offspring... children... Mutated...

Deformed like those things.

It could wipe out an entire generation.

Your foot. Show me, Jamie.

No... Please...

[sobs]

Stay away from me.

No, Jamie.

We're going. Now!

Calm down.

You cannot leave yet.

Show me your foot.

No.

You stay away from me!

I could help you.

No!

No!

Mary and me, we're going now!

Mary!

[struggling]

[John strains]

[thump]

[clank]

Fuck you!

[clang]

[pants]

No! You cannot leave!

[click]

[thud]

I feel bad.

Of course you do, Dan.

No.

I mean there's something wrong.

Something wrong.

[distant thud]

What was that?

Where's Jamie?

Stay back.

Stay back!

It climbs inside of them.

It's like a parasite.

[brays]

It hides inside the cows, growing.

It ate it's way out again.

We have to find it.

It's growing too fast.

We have to stop it.

What about the other subject?

Where's your last cow!

(Mary) I'm gonna go get Jamie.

It's in the shed.

Oh, God.

(John) It has to be in this one.

(Dan) No!

It has given birth already. We have to find the calf.

These aren't animals to you, are they?!

They're just test subjects! Numbers!

Like your fuckin' lab rats!

Orla's dead! You've killed my farm!

You hear me! You're fucking evil!

(Dan) I'm going to get the Police!

This stops now, do you hear me!

[click] You can not leave.

I was wrong.

It does infect humans!

John...

Oh, God, Jamie!

[gasps, screams] [splash]

[pants]

(John) Shh.

Why?

[click]

[sobs]

What did you do to him?!

[growling]

Dan!

He killed Jamie, Dan.

He killed Jamie.

Where is he?

(Dan) Ugh.

It must be here.

[thud, splash]

[hissing]

Dan!

[brays]

[growling]

[braying]

[creaking]

Jesus, Dan, you can't.

I'll do it.

Are you sure?

Okay.

Up close.

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mary coughs]

[distant braying]

[whispers] Mary?

[gasp]

[thudding]

[moo]

Mary!

Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! [thudding]

[soft growling]

[Mary shrieks]

[sobs, shrieks]

(Dan) Mary!

(Mary) Dan! Dan!!!

[braying]

[cries]

(Mary) Ah! Oh, my God!

(Dan) Mary!

Mary!

Mary!

[whispers] Dan.

Help me.

[braying]

[loud braying]

[Mary shouts]

[growls]

[engine starts]

(Dan) Fuckin' work!

[sobs]

[growls]

Work! [engine starts]

Help me!

[screams]

Come on!

[loud clank]

[Mary sobs] [Dan's distant shouts]

[clank]

[Mary strains]

[machinery working]

[whispers] Mary.

Come here.

[brays]

(Dan, shouting) Come on!

[clank]

[growls]

[gasps]

[Dan yells]

Get out!!! Go!!!

Aaah! Aaah!

[screaming]

Get out!!!

[screaming] [growling]

[straining]

Aaah!

[panting]

[braying]

Ngh! Ngh! [braying]

Yah!

[strains]

[keys clink]

[weakly] I can't...

...leave the farm.

There.

Can you see the head?

It's fine.

Do you want to know?

It's a girl.

A fine, healthy looking girl.

So you have no need to worry any longer.

[machinery beeps]

You have a perfectly normal baby.

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