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Are you allowed to do that?
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What do you mean?
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Put nails in the wall.
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We can do what we like, babe.
We own it.
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Oh, yeah.
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I can't quite believe it.
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I can't believe we got 100
grand off the asking price.
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But, then again,
under the circumstances...
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Don't, Sam.
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I don't want to think about it.
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So does that make
us grown-ups now?
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We'll be having dinner parties.
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Talking about
catchment areas next.
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- Well, maybe we should.
- What?
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Might be nice to invite
the neighbours round.
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Have a bit of a flat warming.
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- Nah.
- Why not?
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I don't want people treating
it like a guided tour.
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"Let's go and look round
that serial killer's flat."
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Bea, it's not a serial
killer's flat, OK?
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It was one dismembered body...
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that they know of.
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What?!
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I'm kidding!
Look, it was a long time ago.
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They replaced all the numbers,
I'm sure no-one really remembers.
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I'll remember it.
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I'll remember it every
time I'm in that bath
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where there's been
a body chopped up.
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Nah, they replaced the bath.
The agent said.
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- Oh, and you now believe what estate agents say, do you?
- I believe
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we've got a quarter of a million
pound flat at half the price.
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- What time are you back?
- About half four.
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I hate it when you work nights.
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Yeah, me too.
That's when mistakes happen.
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Like poor Mr
Hargreaves last night.
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They actually told
me to prick his boil.
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Sam...!
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Beattie, what's wrong?
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We need to move.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that would be great.
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Thank you.
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Right, they're going to try and get
in touch with the previous owner,
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see if he can shed any light.
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Babe, I'm sure it's just
because you're unsettled.
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You know, thinking about
the whole unpleasantness.
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You are susceptible...
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I know what I saw, Sam!
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I didn't put the Hoover on the
table and you certainly didn't
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because you've never
touched it in your life!
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Right, well,
we've done what we can.
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Ok?
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I'm tired.
I'm going to go for a shower.
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And, uh, don't worry - if
blood starts coming out of it,
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I promise we can move. OK?
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Hello?
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Hello.
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I'm David Sowerbutts,
and I used to live here.
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- Are you sure you don't want a cup of tea?
- No, thank you.
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Do you have a smoothie?
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No.
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I haven't done a big shop yet.
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Not long moved in,
as you can see.
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My mum used to make me
smoothies with a machine.
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A blender?
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No, her name was Maureen.
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She used to live here, too.
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These were her eyes.
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Sorry?
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She used to dress up
and do impressions.
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Party nights,
that sort of thing.
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She used these for Tina Turner.
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Right.
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Well, it's very strange.
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They've just appeared
in the hallway.
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I hate to ask, but...
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did your mother pass
away in this flat?
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She did, yes.
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But I don't like to
remember her that way.
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I remember her
being full of life.
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We got on really well.
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We were more than flatmates.
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Well, you were mother and son.
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Oh, yeah, that as well.
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Is that all of it?
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I think it's dry now.
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I know it is.
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We took an interest in
each other's hobbies.
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Mum liked to play the Bontempi.
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I liked learning
about serial killers.
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Did I meow like a cat
when I was arrested?
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- No.
- Right, so I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer. Your go.
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Did I kill a family member?
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- Yep.
- Wife?
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Yeah, you're warm.
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John Reginald Halliday Christie?
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No. Dr Crippen. I win.
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Crippen's not a serial killer.
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He only killed his wife.
It's nothing.
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Yeah, don't be a bad loser,
David. You were close.
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They've both got bald
heads and round glasses.
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Who was I, anyway?
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Ed Gein! I should have asked, "Did
I dance around in the moonlight
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with a silver
vagina on me face?"!
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She sounds...
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..lovely.
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She was.
We were very happy here.
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But, then, one day,
I found out she'd caught cancer.
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- I'm sorry.
- Well, it's not your fault!
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She was very brave about it.
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There.
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Now, I've cut you a little
bit behind your ear,
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- but it'll scab over.
- Thanks, Mum.
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You're going to have to learn how
to do all these things for yourself
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when I'm gone.
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- Don't say that.
- Well, you will.
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What did your scoutmaster
used to say to you?
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Don't tell anyone.
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Yeah... Not that.
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Be prepared.
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You need to be equipped
with essential life skills.
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I am!
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Left, right, stalagmites, stalactites,
cos mites crawl up and tights hang down.
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OK, that's good,
but there are other things.
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You've got to be able
to feed yourself.
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I'll have a flask of beans.
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Oh, you need more than that.
I'll leave you my recipes.
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You can do carbonara - which is
spaghetti hoops in salad cream
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with a bag of Frazzles mixed in.
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And, for pudding, you can
have me New York cheesecake -
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Dairylea triangle
on a digestive.
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I don't want you to go.
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I know you don't, David.
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And I don't want to go.
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Let's hope it's a long way off,
eh?
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But it wasn't.
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I wish I could kill Death.
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Then he wouldn't be
able to kill you.
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You can't have a world
without Death, David.
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He finds you in the end.
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"One short sleep past, we wake
eternally, and death shall be no more.
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Death, thou shalt die."
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Did you just make that up?
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No, John Donne.
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It's "John did", David.
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It's "John did".
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Without Mum, things were
harder than I thought.
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She was right.
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I wasn't equipped
with many life skills.
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But luckily I had a friend
who came to look after me.
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Hello, David.
I brought you a smoothie.
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- Mango?
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I met Emily at my job doing
Murder Mystery Evenings.
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We bonded over our shared
passion for Jack the Ripper.
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- Nichols, Tabram, Chapman...
- No, no, no.
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Martha Tabram was not considered
one of the canonical five!
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Oh, yeah. So, Nichols, Chapman,
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NCSEK!
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Nichols, Chapman, Stride,
Eddowes, Kelly NCSEK!
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That's it.
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You are so clever, David.
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Thank you.
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I know, let's both say our
favourite victim after three.
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One...
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two...
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three...
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Mary Kelly!
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I need a wee.
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Would you like to come with me?
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Yes, please.
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She encouraged me to make a fresh
start and move on with my life.
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I came to realise that, with Emily, I
was filling a hole where Mum had been.
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Excuse me,
do you have any Wagon Wheels?
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No. Sorry.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
I just like them.
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So did Emily move in here, then?
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Yes.
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For a while,
everything was fine, and then...
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it all started to go wrong.
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David?
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Just going to the shops.
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Haven't seen my keys, have you?
Agh!
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What's going on?
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Why have you got
my mum's brooch?
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It was in my bag.
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If you want to keep any of
her things, I don't mind.
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Not bothered.
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Well,
I noticed you brought that back.
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I didn't.
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It's OK, David. I understand.
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Your mother was a big
part of your life.
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I can see why you wouldn't
want to let her go.
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See you tonight.
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What are you doing getting
rid of all my things?
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Mum?!
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You know that blue cardie
you got me for Mother's Day?
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It's currently in Wood Green Dogs
Trust with a sticker on it for 30p.
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How do you think
that makes me feel?
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I'm sorry.
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Emily said I should
try to move on.
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Never mind what Emily said.
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I've seen what you
get up to in here.
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I'm disgusted with you.
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What do you mean,
you've seen us?
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Do you hide in a cupboard?
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I don't need to hide, do I?
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I'm beyond the veil!
I can do this...
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You've got superpowers!
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Could you go and watch
the Queen doing a poo?
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Yeah, I have done.
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She takes ages.
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What's it like? The afterlife?
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Well, there's different areas.
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It's like a cruise ship.
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I haven't got access to what you'd
call "the upper deck", but...
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I'm telling you, David,
it's much more fun down below.
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What do you mean?
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I've met 'em all - Bundy,
Chikatilo, Nilsen...
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Jeffrey did his cat
noises for me last night.
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He's a scream.
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I knew he would be!
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I can't wait to tell Emily.
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You'll tell her nothing!
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She's a whore!
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She is my girlfriend
and I love her very much.
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- And do you trust her?
- Yes.
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Why?
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Cos I'm in this flat all day,
David, and I see things.
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You might want to come home early
one day - say, Wednesday, two o'clock.
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And while you're on it, why don't you
ask her why she's got two mobile phones?
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What?
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, is Emily there?
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No, sorry.
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Would you like to
leave a mess...?
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That must have been very scary.
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It was.
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But not as scary as what I saw
on Wednesday at two o'clock.
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If you want to lie back.
That's it.
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Go on,
have a little suck on that.
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Ooh, you are a big boy,
aren't you?
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That's it. How does that feel?
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Nice and tight.
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Emily?!
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David. Why are
you back so early?
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What's going on?
Who are all these people?
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It's OK. It's only David.
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Me not like David!
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Want him to go!
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Robin?! What are you doing here?
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Me not Robin! Me Sally-Ann!
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00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:57,210
Sally-Ann fwightened!
Sally-Ann go poo-poo!
258
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,980
No Sally-Ann, no poo-poos.
259
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,530
We've just changed your nappy.
260
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,360
You...you play with this.
261
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,170
Just going to talk to David.
262
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,370
David,
I know what this looks like.
263
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,500
It looks like you're having
a sex game with our ex-boss!
264
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,340
No, it's not a sex game.
265
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,600
They pay me to treat
them like this.
266
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:17,970
Why?
267
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,620
Well, I don't know.
268
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,650
But...
269
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,010
they just like being babified.
270
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:27,120
For me, it's the joy of
going back to a simpler time.
271
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,690
A time when one had
no responsibility.
272
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:34,410
And a few hours of being released from
the stresses and strains of adulthood
273
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,980
it does me the power of good.
274
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:40,290
It really is quite harmless,
David.
275
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,410
Well, I think it's disgusting!
276
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,220
I want you all to get out!
277
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,880
Out, now!
And you can take that with you!
278
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:52,770
David, don't throw the babies
out with the bathwater, please!
279
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,250
Mum was right.
280
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,320
She told me you
weren't to be trusted.
281
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,730
You are a whore!
282
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,010
I was sorry to hear
about your mother, David.
283
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:11,890
I only met her a
couple of times,
284
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,080
but she struck me as being
a most formidable woman.
285
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:18,970
Wherever she is, I know
she'd be very proud of you.
286
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,120
I am proud, David.
287
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,290
Very proud.
288
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,080
After I calmed down, I realised
I'd made a terrible mistake.
289
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:43,600
I'd forgotten to record Fred
Dinenage's Murder Casebook.
290
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,690
As well as that, I'd upsetted
Emily and that made me sad.
291
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,170
Please don't go!
292
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,980
It's no good, David,
you can't talk to me like that.
293
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,320
I know. It...
294
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,800
It wasn't me!
295
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,360
Who was it, then?
296
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,260
Did a dog make you do it,
like David Berkowitz?
297
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,450
No, it was...
298
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,840
It was a mistake.
299
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,840
I'm sorry!
300
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,410
I only didn't mention the job
because I was embarrassed.
301
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,690
Well, you don't have
to be embarrassed!
302
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:14,530
I like babies.
303
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,250
So do I.
304
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,010
I'd like to have a baby.
305
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,360
Shall we make one?
306
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,290
Yeah, all right.
307
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,500
But normal sized, though,
and not with a beard.
308
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,530
All right.
309
00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:37,770
I'll stay and have
a baby with you.
310
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,930
But on one condition.
311
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:48,170
You've got to get
rid of your mother.
312
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,290
What?!
313
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,450
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I forgot to say.
314
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,290
When my mum died, I kept her
body on ice in the bathtub.
315
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:09,120
I thought I could bring her back to
life, but they haven't invented it yet.
316
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:14,770
The ice melted,
and...she went a bit off.
317
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,120
Oh, God.
318
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:22,410
The next morning we gave
Mum a proper send-off.
319
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:26,320
We took her to the recycling centre
behind Shopping City in Wood Green.
320
00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:30,600
We split her between garden
waste, general rubbish and metal,
321
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,210
on account of a, erm...
322
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:44,050
Then Emily and I set about
making a baby together.
323
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:46,360
It was nice.
324
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,690
And a few months later,
Baby John was born.
325
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,930
I loved him.
326
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,920
I wanted to be a better father
to him than my father was to me.
327
00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:00,690
September 30th 1888.
328
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,730
saw one of Jack's most audacious
acts, known as The Double Event.
329
00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:10,580
On this soggy, miserable night, he
managed to slaughter two victims...
330
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:13,770
We even threw him a party
to celebrate his birth.
331
00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:18,130
Right, I'm going to introduce
you now to Mr Bunny!
332
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,250
Do you like, erm,
rabbits, little, er...
333
00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:21,890
What's his name?
334
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,010
John.
335
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,210
John? That's imaginative.
336
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,840
You like rabbits, John?
337
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:29,890
This is really hard for me,
you know, with him being a baby.
338
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,250
Normally, they can reply and
get a bit of banter going.
339
00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:33,540
Anyway, your money.
340
00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:35,980
Er, let's get this rabbit out,
then, shall we?
341
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,860
Come on, that's it,
Mr Bunny, don't be shy.
342
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,730
Oh, fuckin' hell. Stabbed it.
343
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,010
Yep, right in the eye.
Another one gone.
344
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,580
Er, I'm going to need a brick
for that. Finish it off later.
345
00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:47,410
Anyway,
do you like balloon animals?
346
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,580
What's his favourite animal?
347
00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:49,930
- Monkey.
- No, fuck that.
348
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,930
He can have sausage dog,
snake or giraffe.
349
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,650
Snake, please, Mr Jolly.
350
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,680
Jelly!
351
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,770
Turns out we'd
booked the wrong one.
352
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:06,210
Anyway, Emily got a new job
working at an all-night chemist's.
353
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,170
Like Sam.
354
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,820
He works night shifts. He
should be back soon, actually.
355
00:23:09,850 --> 00:23:11,120
Oh, I didn't mind.
356
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,930
It meant that I had more
time with baby John.
357
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,290
We were so happy together.
358
00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,600
Then she came back.
359
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,320
You're going to need more
salt than that, David.
360
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,170
Mum? What are you doing back?
I thought...
361
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,770
Thought you got rid of me?
No, David.
362
00:23:41,810 --> 00:23:43,130
I'm your mother.
363
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,490
Mothers don't leave their sons.
364
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:48,840
And speaking of
which...who's this?
365
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:50,840
Baby John.
366
00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,490
Baby John!
367
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:55,010
He reminds me of you, David.
368
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,120
Big, fat,
simple face and a stinky bum.
369
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,840
But...we recycled you.
370
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,450
We laid you to rest.
371
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,880
Not quite.
372
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,210
You couldn't stop yourself,
could you?
373
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:08,290
You did an Edmund Kemper.
374
00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:09,930
Kept your mother's head...
375
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,410
and bricked it up in the wall.
376
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,080
It was true.
377
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:26,210
I wanted her close by,
so she could keep an eye on me.
378
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,530
It was a mistake.
379
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,170
You'll never guess who
I met last night, David.
380
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:40,010
Jack.
381
00:24:40,570 --> 00:24:41,880
The Ripper?
382
00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:44,530
He don't like being called that,
but, yeah.
383
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,410
And he's really nice.
384
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,410
- You know who he is?
- Yeah.
385
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:52,300
I can't tell you, cos there
are certain protocols, but, ha,
386
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:53,340
you won't believe it.
387
00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:55,820
- Is it Tumblety?
- Not saying.
388
00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,690
- It's not Clarence?!
- I'm not telling you, David!
389
00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,320
But there is a way to find out.
390
00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:02,850
What?
391
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,840
Kill yourself.
392
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,130
Cut your wrists now,
393
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,780
and in ten minutes I'll have you
chatting away with Jack the Ripper,
394
00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:10,490
identity known.
395
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,930
- I can't!
- Why not?!
396
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,410
I've got to look
after baby John.
397
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,210
Well, that's easily remedied.
Just kill the baby, David.
398
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,600
No.
399
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,170
You'll do as you're told.
Kill that baby!
400
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,800
- I don't want to.
- David, pick up that baby!
401
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,530
Now bring it over to the stove
and we're going to get it boiled.
402
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,130
I want Emily!
403
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,800
She's not here. I am.
404
00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,530
Now drop it in.
405
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,010
Sorry.
406
00:25:59,610 --> 00:26:00,910
David!
407
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
David...
408
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,010
what are you doing?!
409
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,320
Give him to me!
410
00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:08,970
It was Mum! She's come back...
411
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,250
She made me do it!
412
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,080
Your mother is dead, David!
413
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:19,050
Dead! Dead! Dead!
414
00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:23,410
Emily called the police
and told them everything.
415
00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:27,410
About Mum, the bath, the baby.
416
00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:30,450
Nobody would believe me.
417
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:35,890
I got taken away...and I
haven't seen them since.
418
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:40,320
But her head's still here,
isn't it?
419
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,930
That's why she's not at rest.
420
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,600
I came as soon as I heard.
421
00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:51,490
I think you could be in danger.
422
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,600
I think you two have
chatted long enough.
423
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,120
It's time to do a bad murder.
424
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,410
No, Mum.
425
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:04,800
I won't do it.
426
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:07,360
You can't make me.
427
00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,600
I wasn't talking to you.
428
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:19,010
That's it, David.
429
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:20,360
It's all right.
430
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,650
We'll be together now.
431
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:29,800
Forever and ever...and ever...
432
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:31,270
Babe, are you up?
433
00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:33,730
How did you get on
with Mr Sowerbutts?
434
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,090
Bea?
435
00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:02,560
So, remember, I'm going to
be back a bit late tonight,
436
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:05,560
but I'll leave the
radio on for you.
437
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:07,890
Keep you company.
438
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,290
See you later!
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