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Jesus Christ!
Sorry, Ref.
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The door was open.
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What can I do for you, Mitch?
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Well, I'm just checking with
you
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if it's OK for me to be
pitch-side during the match.
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You know, get the crowd
going and everything.
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Not during the game, no.
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Pre-match, half-time only.
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It's just that Rovers have
brought Scotty the Shrimp.
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I thought we could get a bit of
play-fighting going, you know?
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In jest, like, have a laugh.
No, I can't allow it. I'm sorry.
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I'm not having the players
distracted by
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a six-foot prawn knocking
seven shades of shite
out of a...
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..whatever it is you are.
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This is not America, Mitch.
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I understand.
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Hey, it's your last-ever game
today, isn't it?
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It is, yes.
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Well, I just want to say it's been an
absolute privilege to work with you.
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Fantastic.
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And may the best team win.
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Indeed.
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I'd give it a minute
before you go in there.
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A few, er, pre-match nerves.
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Well, it's a big game, isn't it?
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It is. When I worked
at the San Siro,
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showers with a separate door,
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and it had a self-lowering
lavatory seat.
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You felt pampered.
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You're really early. What time
is it?
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I like to be fully uniformed
before the captains' meeting.
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Gives me that extra degree of
authority.
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Most definitely. I've known
some refs slumming round
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in sweat pants with a beer
in their hand
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at 20 to three like they're at
a family barbecue.
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No, you're one of the pros, Martin.
A role model. I've always said it.
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That's why you've lasted
as long as you have.
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Thank you, Brendan,
I appreciate that.
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Was that Mitch I could hear
just now? It was.
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I've never seen him out of that
costume.
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Do you think he could be
a St Bernard?
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Well, I was thinking more
chipmunk, but you might be right.
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They have got the shittest
gym here I have ever seen.
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My ex-wife's got a better
treadmill in her utility room.
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Well, admittedly the
facilities are a little tired,
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but if United win promotion
today, that's all gonna change.
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That's a big if.
At the San Siro,
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they had a treadmill in the
officials' changing room,
and someone came round
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every 20 minutes and replenished the
towels. It's the little touches.
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Where's Oggy?
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Where'd you expect him to be?
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Stuffing his face at the
vending machine.
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We only had lunch two hours ago.
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I mean, the captains'll be here
any minute.
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We've got to synchronise our
watches, go through the team
sheet...
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Shitting Nora!
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Sorry, Phil.
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That was me. There's no Glade.
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Did a rat crawl up your arse
and die?! Pre-match nerves.
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You're the fourth official.
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What have you got to be nervous about?
Holding up the wrong numbers on the board?
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Yeah, you may joke,
but that has happened.
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Barry Crop once accidentally
signalled for 56 minutes'
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added time at a Sheffield derby
game. And it was on Sky.
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Took him a good few months
to live that down, I tell you.
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At the San Siro... All right,
Brendan, give it a rest,
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for fuck's sake!
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Sorry.
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I'll just, er, go and squirt a
few drops of Aramis in the pan.
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See if it'll help, er,
dissimilate the odour.
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You shouldn't speak to
Brendan like that.
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I heard he's being considered
for the select group next
season,
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so you could be
working under him.
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Is that how you see the
assistants? Under the referee?
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I thought we were a team?
We are a team,
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and that includes the fourth
official.
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If we don't respect ourselves,
how are we gonna get respect
from the players?
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He's so boring, though, Martin!
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He is boring, yes.
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And that's a very good quality
in a referee.
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He's anonymously
competent, and that...
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..takes guts.
Brendan hasn't got any guts.
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He's dropped them all in there!
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Right, well, I think that's, er,
taken the edge off it.
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Anyway, if anyone should be
nervous, it's me.
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Just seen Howard arrive
with half a dozen Qataris.
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They've come to cast their
eye over me for 2022.
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You don't think it's because
it's one of the biggest games
in English football?
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Well, yeah, there is that.
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But if it goes
well for me today,
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I could be running the line
at a World Cup, Martin.
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Imagine being able to flag
Neymar offside.
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We are not the story, Phil.
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We are neutral officiators.
Never forget that.
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Yeah, whatever. If I'm not back in 20
minutes, phone for the fire brigade.
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He has got a lot to learn,
that one.
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Are those City pants, Brendan?
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No!
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Clean on this morning.
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City. Yes, well we're away
at Preston today.
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Should be good for a point at
least, don't you think?
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Consolidate a play-off place.
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You know my thoughts about team
colours in the changing room.
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Yes, but it's the last day of the season.
What with us being City fans...?
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Take them off, please.
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Of course.
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Sorry, Martin.
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It's been a good season for
us, but, er...
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..without the investment, you
know, you can't really compete.
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Still, if we win today,
we might finish third.
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We've always been the
bridesmaid, never the bride.
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True.
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Without that cash we'll never be up
there playing with the big boys.
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If I had a pound for every time
I'd heard you say that, Brendan.
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You all right, boss?
How you feeling?
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Hey, it's filling up
out there, you know.
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You can cut the atmosphere
with a cake slice.
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Sorry.
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Have you warmed up, Oggy? Yeah.
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I did hot yoga in the bath
this morning. I am serious.
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Don't worry, boss.
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I'll do me stretches.
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Where's Phil, anyway?
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Doesn't he normally lead
the ref-aerobics around now?
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He's shaving.
Yeah, I bet he is.
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Bloody Sky's here.
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He'll be doing a back, sack
and crack wax, knowing him.
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Hey, 20 quid he gels all his
hair up like Gareth Gates.
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No betting, Oggy!
You've been warned before.
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Only joking! Christ, Martin!
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Well, it's not a joking matter,
is it?
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What's up with you? This is
meant to be your retirement.
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Biggest game of your career.
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You should be relishing it.
I am relishing it.
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Well, tell your face. It's longer
than one of Brendan's stories.
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No offence.
None taken.
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We don't all enjoy ourselves
in the same way, Oggy.
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All right.
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So, goalie for United,
number 1, Charlie Evans.
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That's nice and easy.
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Back four - Ripley, Price,
Clyne and Cox.
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They're your solicitors,
aren't they, Brendan?
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Er, midfield is that Polish one
whose name I can never pronounce.
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Dzierzanowska.
That's him.
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Looks like two bad hands
at Scrabble.
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And up front, Calvin Cooke!
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I hope you've got his number,
boss.
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How d'you mean?
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Well, he's got a temper on him.
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A lot of inner demons,
from what I've heard.
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Well, he'll be here in a
minute, so you can find out
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for yourself, can't you?
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Right, can we synchronise
watches, please?
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We don't have to do that.
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It's not Mission: Impossible.
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I've got 14:02 and 52 seconds.
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Er, six minutes past two...
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And let's synchronise, please.
56 seconds, 57...
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BEEPING Hang on, hang on.
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I can only put this one
forwards, it won't go back.
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For God's sake!
It's three o'clock kick-off,
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quarter to four for a pie
and a piss,
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ten to five, final score
and get first round in.
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It's not rocket science.
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Fuckin' lukewarm water and
the shampoo's like dog spunk.
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Why hasn't this club
got any money?
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Hey! They're like a old bra -
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no cups and crap support.
I thank you!
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They had Aveda products
throughout at the San Siro.
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It's like a boutique hotel.
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Do we know if Sky are showing
this in 4K or just in HD?
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I don't know. can we just...
There you go!
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What did I tell you? 20 quid.
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Worried about your bald spot,
Phil? Fuck off, Oggy!
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Can we
synchronise watches, please?
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Hey, I saw you on the
treadmill earlier
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practising your backwards
running.
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Bullshit.
It's true!
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He practises running backwards doing
his Collina face so he can get
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a nice big close-up on TV.
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No, it's so I can get better
peripheral vision.
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It's better than you chugging up
and down like Mr fuckin' Creosote.
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Is that right? Mr
Creosote? Guys, please!
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If United win today, they get
automatic promotion
to the Premier League.
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With merit payments and TV
rights, that's a huge windfall.
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150 million, according to
The Mirror. Exactly.
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And if Rovers win, they avoid
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relegation into the lower
leagues and financial oblivion.
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So it's up to us to work as a
team to ensure a fair result.
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You know, it's going to be
tense enough out there
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without you two glaring at
each other across the pitch
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like Bette Davis and Joan
Crawford.
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He started it.
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"He started
it." I don't care!
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We have to be beyond reproach
in every decision we make.
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So show some professionalism.
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Calvin, come in.
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Is Nico with you?
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Haven't seen him. Oggy,
go and get Nico, will you?
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Tell him he's already three
minutes late for
the captains' meeting.
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And you, go and do your
manscaping, or whatever it is
you do in there.
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You, check the match ball.
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I want it 12.5 psi.
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Yes, Ref. Sorry.
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What's this?
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Retirement card.
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What, from you
or the whole team?
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What do you think?
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Hardly going to be walking around
with my own card for you, am I?
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So, big game.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How you feeling?
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I'm OK.
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Can I kiss you?
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What happened to your rules?
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Please.
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It's a big game for me as well,
you know.
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So now...
..you've just gotta give us
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a couple of penalties, right?
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I'd love it if I could.
But I can't.
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Not even if there's tugging in the
box? Don't even joke about it.
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If the PGMOL ever found out...
You're retiring!
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Yeah, but it's my reputation,
isn't it?
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Not to mention the legal
consequences.
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I mean not just for me,
but for the club!
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Martin, nobody's gonna find out.
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Relax.
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I've got your back.
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I love you.
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Nico, nice of you
to join us.
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Right, now, I want a good
clean game
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with plenty of flow and all the
focus on the football.
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Everybody on that pitch
knows the laws of the game.
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And if we stick to that, there's
no reason we can't have a fitting,
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dignified, trouble-free end
to the season.
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Understand?
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The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!
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Get him under
control, you flaming animal!
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Oggy!
He chucked a bap at me!
240
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,719
A what?
A bap! A bacon bap!
241
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,799
Who did? That Polish one.
Dirty bastard.
242
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,519
Dzierzanowska?
Yeah, that's him.
243
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,599
Flaming animal! I want his
name in the book.
244
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,439
If you can frigging spell it..
You're bleeding.
245
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,359
No, it's just ketchup.
246
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,039
What should I put
in the report, Martin?
247
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,159
Just put, "Food thrown in tunnel."
We'll see what the damage is later.
248
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,279
At the San Siro, the ushers
escorted you all the way
down the tunnel.
249
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,799
And we had our own
espresso machine.
250
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,279
This was before they became
commonplace. They're more
ubiquitous than kettles now.
251
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,199
Where's Phil?
He got collared by Mitch.
252
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,039
He was trying to show him
video replay on his phone.
253
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,119
Well, he shouldn't be
looking at that! I know,
254
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,599
but Phil is a pro. I'm sure
he can handle himself.
255
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,759
Did you notice how he went
and picked up the match ball
256
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,159
soon as you blew the whistle?
257
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,559
The he just stood there
with his chin up
258
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,159
waiting for the Steadicam guy
to circle round him?
259
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,679
Oggy's right. That's not
protocol.
260
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,599
He wears eyeliner, you know.
No, he doesn't.
261
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,999
Yes, he does!
262
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,120
Did you not see him when
they had
263
00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,959
that minute's silence
for Butch Wilkins last year?
264
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,639
It was running all down
his face!
265
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,340
Linesman Minnelli, they
called him.
266
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,239
It was a goal, wasn't it?
267
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,360
It was a clear goal.
268
00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:01,399
There wasn't a hint of offside?
Not a chance.
269
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,799
I think what they were
contesting was the throw-in.
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00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,079
Don't look at me.
I was six foot away.
271
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,599
That was a throw-in all day,
every day.
272
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,719
Did you see it?
No, I was on the far side.
273
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,839
And you're sure
it was a throw-in?
274
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,199
May God strike me down.
275
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,999
It was 18 inches off the line.
276
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,639
What, in or out?
In!
277
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,359
I've just seen the replay.
Shit!
278
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,999
Nah, that's impossible. I saw it
cross with my own eyes.
279
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,519
You should have gone to
Specsavers, then,
shouldn't you?
280
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,680
Calvin wanted to talk to you
281
00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,079
but I told him he'd have to
wait until after the game.
282
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,479
Yeah, well, quite right. It's only
half-time, for goodness' sake.
283
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,560
Anything could happen yet!
284
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:32,599
What did he say?
He's fuming!
285
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,199
Mitch the fuckin' Meerkat
keeps on showing everyone
the footage on his phone.
286
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,799
What do you mean, meerkat?
He's an otter!
287
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,519
How can he be an otter?!
288
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,079
Otters are mustelids with tiny
ears.
289
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,759
All right, David
fucking Attenborough!
290
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,199
I always thought he was a tadpole,
but it never sat right with me.
291
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,240
It'll blow over.
292
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:47,759
Yes. I don't even think
Mitch knows what he is.
293
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,840
No, I mean the throw-in!
294
00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:51,039
It's just one of those
decisions, isn't it?
295
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,639
You know, some go for you,
some go against you.
296
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,040
During the season, they just
even themselves out.
297
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,960
No, I don't...
I don't think they do.
298
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,159
What time was the goal?
Er...
299
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,079
..27 minutes.
300
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,319
Which means the throw-in
was at 26 minutes, right?
301
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,959
Well, I don't know. I don't time
every throw-in, do I?
302
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,799
Well, somebody does!
303
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,879
Don't they, Oggy?
304
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,720
What are you on about?
305
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,799
Martin, can I have a word?
306
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,559
No, no, if you've got something
to say, let's say it here.
307
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,159
All right.
308
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,879
In-play betting.
309
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,879
Every corner, every goal,
310
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,679
every free kick - you can bet
on anything these days.
311
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,999
I know what in-play betting is!
312
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,399
Right, so if a betting syndicate
from the Far East, say,
313
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,599
could guarantee exactly what time
a throw-in would be awarded to
314
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,520
a certain team, well...
315
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,760
..a small fortune could be made.
316
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,199
Are you making an
allegation here?
317
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,400
He's talking out of his arse.
318
00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,079
It happens all the time in
Italy. In the San Siro...
319
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,959
Will you stop going on
about the shitting San Siro!
320
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,679
You were a backup referee at
an under-14s friendly in 1992!
321
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,800
Under 17s.
322
00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:01,559
You didn't even get on the pitch!
Envy eats nothing but its own heart.
323
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,800
What?! How come you know
so much about it?
324
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,260
Because I was approached
to take the same bung.
325
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,239
15K if I awarded Rovers a
throw-in at exactly 26 minutes.
326
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,760
Easy money, the guy said.
327
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,599
But I told him no way.
328
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,040
Well... that's just
a coincidence.
329
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,359
Big fucking coincidence.
You see -
330
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,119
this is why we need VAR as
standard. Then we wouldn't
be in this pickle.
331
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,520
Not now, Brendan.
332
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,720
Did you take that money, Oggy?
333
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,720
I need you to tell me
the truth now.
334
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,620
Now, I can call the police in
here, we can have this game
abandoned.
335
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,580
It was only a throw-in!
336
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,359
I didn't think it would matter
that much either way.
337
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,439
My giddy aunt,
I am not hearing this!
338
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,399
I didn't know they were gonna
go and score off the back of
it, did I?
339
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,799
It was a foot and a half in!
340
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,040
I panicked!
341
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,639
They said if I didn't comply,
something bad would happen to me.
342
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,239
What, they'd unplug the
vending machines?
343
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,559
Martin, please.
It's your last-ever game.
344
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,079
I'll split the money with you.
345
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,279
I-I-I'll give it to charity.
346
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,839
Just don't dob me in it,
please!
347
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,000
Just let me think, will you?
348
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,120
Why did you do it, Oggy?
349
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,039
We get treated like shit
week in, week out.
350
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,759
Spat at by so-called fans,
351
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,479
abused by players, managers,
352
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,440
then the pundits weigh in
and...
353
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,599
..suddenly your kids
are getting bullied at school.
354
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,839
That's no excuse, Oggy.
355
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,879
What the fuck is going on
with you lot today?
356
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,399
Have you seen this footage?
Calvin, you cannot be in here!
357
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,999
There's no way that that's over
the line. Look. Look!
358
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,719
We're not permitted to see that
footage until after the game.
359
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,319
Are you kidding me, Martin?
Are you fucking
360
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,799
kidding me?!
Please, Calvin.
361
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,160
Where is he? Where
is he?!
362
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,639
I'll rip his fucking head off!
363
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,800
Mitchell, out! Linesman?!
364
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:57,959
Call yourself a linesman?
Have you seen that?
365
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,439
You could drive a fuckin' bus
through that gap!
366
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,919
Martin, you have to say
something! Come on, man!
367
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,319
At least send him out there
to apologise.
368
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,879
What, so I can have food
thrown in me face again?
369
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,199
You'd enjoy that, wouldn't
you?
370
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,559
You'd eat it, you fat git!
371
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,519
Say that again, you...
372
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,359
ALL YELLING Say it to my face!
373
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,079
Go on, say it again!
374
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,999
Go on!
375
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,540
What are you doing?
376
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,999
You're off!
You're out the game!
377
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,080
You can't do that!
378
00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:31,359
You can't do that. He can't
do that, it's half-time!
379
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,479
Course he can.
Brendan, tell him!
380
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,759
Law 12. The referee
has the authority to
take disciplinary action
381
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,159
from entering the field of play
for the pre-match inspection
382
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,159
until leaving the field of play
at the end of the match.
383
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,999
This is a conspiracy!
384
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,280
You should be whipped, the
lot of you! Martin, you can't.
385
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,879
If I meant to show him the yellow
card, I can change my mind, can't I?
386
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,479
You've already booked him once,
Martin, it's a dismissal either way.
387
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,319
I want him red-carded -
violent conduct!
388
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,039
Yeah? Well, it's nothing to do
with you, is it, knobhead?!
389
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,340
Get him out of here!
390
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,180
Get my head!
391
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,920
Martin, you can't...
392
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,679
Not in this match, not today.
Please!
393
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,479
Well, I'm sorry, Calvin.
It's the laws of the game.
394
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,439
So, you know,
it's a straight red.
395
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,359
A straight red?
396
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,780
Well, that's the only straight
thing about you, then, isn't it?
397
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,639
You've sucked my cock for the last
time, Martin, do you understand?
398
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,000
You're pathetic.
399
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,520
Don't call me again!
400
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,599
The referee's a
wanker! The referee's a wanker!
401
00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:00,399
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!
402
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,719
The referee's a wanker!
403
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,559
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!
404
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,719
The referee's a wanker!
405
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,840
I'll put all that
in the report, or...?
406
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,680
Just put Number 9, Cooke,
dismissed for violent conduct.
407
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,840
Martin...
Don't.
408
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,360
Just don't.
409
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,120
What are we going to do
about... the other thing?
410
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,079
Did you report that approach
to the FA, Phil?
411
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,519
Course not.
412
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,759
I was scared of ruining my
chances for the World Cup.
413
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,639
Right, then, in that case
we just...
414
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,940
..make things even.
415
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,359
Martin, I don't think...
416
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,999
If the opportunity comes to give
United a goal, I'm going to take it,
417
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,199
be it an offside or a penalty
or whatever,
418
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,359
and I want you lot to back me
up. Do you understand?
419
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,639
It's just about being fair
and proper.
420
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,599
Sorry, but how is that fair
and proper?
421
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,319
If he hadn't awarded that
throw-in to Rovers,
422
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,159
they wouldn't have scored and it
would have been 0-0,
wouldn't it?
423
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,999
So we're just evening things
up.
424
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,999
Whoever wins after that,
well, good luck to them.
425
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,559
This is... highly irregular,
Martin.
426
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,999
Are you're sure that...
427
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,399
..your judgment hasn't been
coloured by...
428
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,800
..you know?
429
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,420
By what?
430
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,799
Calvin.
431
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,119
The fact you just suc...
432
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,420
Sent him off.
433
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,800
I've done nothing wrong.
434
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,519
My whole career has been
above board and by the book.
435
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,919
Yet you're about to gift a goal
to United.
436
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,520
My conscience is clear.
437
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,119
Now, if any of you want to report
what's happened and go to the FA,
438
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,399
then say so now
439
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,599
and we'll stop this game.
440
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,120
Well?
441
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,039
We'd better get back out there.
442
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,639
The crowd are going to give
you some stick, Martin.
443
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,679
That's nothing I can't
handle.
444
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,359
Gentlemen, let's get out there
445
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,600
and restore some sanity.
446
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,479
There's all sorts of reports
coming out of Wallis Park
447
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,479
at the moment, where the match
between United and Rovers
448
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,439
was abandoned 12 minutes
from time.
449
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,679
Let's go to our reporter there,
Eamonn Travers.
450
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,759
Eamonn, is the picture
any clearer yet?
451
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,759
No, John. As you say, rumours
spreading here like wildfire.
452
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,919
There have been allegations
of match-fixing,
453
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,519
collusion with the officials,
and even, shall we say,
454
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,719
a personal relationship between
a key player for United
455
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,839
and the referee
Martin Rutherford.
456
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,719
The trouble started, well,
it started in the first half
457
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,839
with that controversial goal
for Rovers
458
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,399
and the mysterious dismissal
at half-time of the United
captain Calvin Cooke,
459
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,279
but it was compounded by an
extraordinary second half
460
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,599
which saw Rutherford award a frankly
ludicrous penalty to United,
461
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,999
which was missed,
and ordered to be retaken,
462
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,999
not once, not twice,
but three times
463
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,799
until Kirby scored to level
the game.
464
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,960
This led to a mass brawl on
the pitch, five red cards...
465
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,079
The press are going to have
an absolute field day with this.
466
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,399
Are you kidding?
They already are.
467
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,359
Robbie Savage has just been
on, tearing us to shreds.
468
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,910
He even had a go at my hair, which
is the pot calling the kettle black.
469
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,279
How's Martin?
470
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,079
He's shaken but philosophical.
471
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,559
I think he's aware his legacy
is somewhat tarnished.
472
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,919
Somewhat? He's the Lance
Armstrong of football referees.
473
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,239
He's fucked himself.
474
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,239
Not... anatomically.
475
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,919
Or professionally, as long
as we all stick together.
476
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,559
He can't be blamed for them
players fighting like that.
477
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,839
Brendan, he gave a penalty
for a handball
478
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,040
against the goalkeeper!
479
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:10,719
Well, he didn't know it
was the keeper, did he?
480
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,119
What, the one in the big
bright red shirt with gloves on
481
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,999
leaping through the air like
Superman?
482
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,999
I think even Arsene Wenger
might have spotted that one.
483
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,039
He was trying to even things
up.
484
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,479
Just cancel out Oggy's mistake.
485
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,279
We are going to stand by him,
aren't we?
486
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,960
Well... like I say.
487
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,600
He's fucked himself.
488
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,600
They want to speak to you
next, Phil.
489
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,199
Is Howard there?
Yeah.
490
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,960
And the police.
491
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,540
It's a criminal matter now,
apparently.
492
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,120
Christ.
493
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,599
Are the Qataris still here?
494
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,999
You mean the Arabs?
I didn't see any.
495
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,560
Fuck's sake!
496
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,000
If this costs me my World Cup
spot...
497
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,079
I've always liked you, Phil.
498
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,440
You know that, don't you?
499
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,119
Not in a Martin and Calvin
kind of way,
500
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,079
more like professional....
501
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,119
..respect.
502
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,280
You won't dob me in it,
will you?
503
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,320
Please.
504
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,599
He's going to tell them
everything, isn't he?
505
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,159
Course he is.
506
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,399
He'll sing like a canary on The
X Factor to save his own skin.
507
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,880
You'd better get yourself
a solicitor, pal.
508
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,319
Whatever happened to
"What happens in the ref's
room stays in the ref's room"?
509
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,799
Nah, different game now.
510
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,879
You know when the rot set in?
511
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,599
When they started putting
us in coloured jerseys.
512
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,999
Back in the day
you were the Man in Black.
513
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,519
Big characters like George
Courtney. Keith Hackett.
514
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,199
Yes. Men to be feared.
515
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,239
Then the television money came in
and they demanded more colour.
516
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,479
Pinks, greens, burgundies.
517
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,439
We look more like Showaddywaddy
than football referees.
518
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,679
Sports entertainment.
519
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,479
No, it's all about the money
now.
520
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,279
As you well know, Oggy.
521
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,280
And that 15 grand won't take
you very far through the courts.
522
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,679
I don't even think it was
an eastern betting syndicate.
523
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,600
I think it was just one man
putting a voice on.
524
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,840
Now I think of it, he
sounded more like Benny Hill
doing Mr Chow Mein.
525
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,959
All right, boss? How's your
eye? Looks painful.
526
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,410
Yeah, stings a bit, you know.
527
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,399
Where's Phil?
528
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,119
He's... He's giving his
statement to...
529
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,000
..to Howard and the police.
530
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,679
Well, bang goes my pension,
then?
531
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,479
I don't think they can, er,
532
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,159
hold you entirely responsible,
Martin.
533
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,919
You did it in the spirit
of fairness.
534
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,320
No, I did it...
535
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,220
I did it for love.
536
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,199
Has Calvin been around?
537
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,639
No. I believe his agent
whisked him away.
538
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,239
He'll be wanting to get his
side of the story
539
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,799
in the Sunday papers
before all the rumours start.
540
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,100
Yeah, of course...
541
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,540
He's a good lad.
542
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,079
If there's any way of keeping
my name out of it,
I'd appreciate it, boss.
543
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,519
Yeah, of course.
544
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,480
Well, I'll do what I can.
545
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,460
Thanks.
546
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,719
Hey, er, give my love
to the San Siro.
547
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,000
Heh!
548
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:25,599
In bocca al lupo.
549
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,920
Good luck.
550
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,600
Come in.
551
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,260
Hi.
552
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,039
I just want to apologise
about earlier, you know.
553
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,519
Things were said
in the heat of the moment.
554
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,239
There's no hard feelings,
Mitch? I understand.
555
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,639
Get carried away, we do,
don't we?
556
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,439
About 22 blokes chasing a
pig's bladder around a field.
557
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,519
Well, the game's nothing without
passion and we should never
apologise for that.
558
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,560
Thanks. Er...
559
00:26:24,561 --> 00:26:26,799
Anyway, look,
I just wanted to let you know
560
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,399
that the place is crawling
with press out there
561
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,239
and they all want to talk
to you.
562
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,879
They're saying all sorts of nonsense
about you and young Calvin.
563
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,519
I don't believe a word of it,
mind you, now,
564
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,119
but when you leave, you know, you
ought to use the back entrance.
565
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,839
Exit.
566
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,359
That's the one. Not the...
567
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,759
All right.
568
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,199
Er, hey!
569
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,919
You're a City fan, aren't you?
570
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,999
Er, yeah, yeah, for my sins.
571
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,799
Well, if it's any consolation,
you had a good win today,
you know, Preston.
572
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,959
Well. Every cloud?
573
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,799
They've also said
they're gonna dock us points,
574
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,119
by the look of things,
because of all the fracas.
575
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,119
You think so?
Well, you saw it out there.
576
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,639
I mean, it was brutal.
577
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,879
They're already calling it
"The War of Wallis Park".
578
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,199
Gary Lineker, he's been on
Twitter saying that it
would be morally wrong
579
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,719
if we were promoted.
580
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,479
Yeah, but he's into refugees
and all that malarkey.
581
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,760
So he shouldn't be listened
to, really.
582
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,119
He's an interfering do-gooder.
583
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,799
Yeah. Never professionally
booked, though? That
takes some restraint.
584
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,559
You know what that means, though,
don't you? We get docked
585
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,639
and we're gonna go down
to third place.
586
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,159
And that means you lot, City,
587
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,439
you're gonna get promoted
instead of us, you know?
588
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,399
�150 million quid right up
the shitter!
589
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,799
No offence.
590
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,359
Well, that would be something.
591
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:34,199
Anyway, you know, I just
wanted to say it's been
a real pleasure
592
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,719
to work with you over the years,
593
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,519
and it's a shame it had to end like
this, really, isn't it, you know?
594
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,199
Football?
595
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,679
Bloody hell.
596
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,880
Mitch, can I ask you a
question?
597
00:27:41,881 --> 00:27:43,720
Yeah. Yeah.
598
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,799
What creature are you?
599
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,159
What, this?
600
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,880
Absolutely no idea.
601
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,230
I know I look a right See You
Next Tuesday in it, but, er...
602
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,030
you do anything for your
club, don't you?
603
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,840
I suppose you do, yeah.
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