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MAMA: Dear Walter, the photos
you have sent bring me great joy.
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And I'm relieved, none of them
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- were of your friend's bruised coccyx.
- (SNIGGERS)
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From your description,
it sounds like Vale
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has travelled
the whole of England already.
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My demands, meet them or
I'll go on strike, like you.
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"Kobna's strike demands." OK.
"Number one, a Lisa Bonet poster.
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One can of cold beer on a Friday night."
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Mm-hm.
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OK, I can do that.
What are you striking from?
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From doing what? From reading your
magazines or poo-pooing in the toilet?
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From being the house boy.
The house of nagging with no pay.
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- Oh, you want pay?
- Yeah.
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- And benefits. Mm-hm.
- And benefits?
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Well, just wait there. If you want
benefits, no problem,
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because I can give you
the benefits of my belt.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Come here.
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Look at your face.
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You think you're smart?
Come here... Laughing.
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Don't think it matters, love.
Just wear what you've been wearing.
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Picket lines are a tough place,
Kirsty. Tempers can fray.
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And I need something a little more,
you know, that says,
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"Don't mess with me," but doesn't chafe.
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- Bagpipes?
- Yes, love.
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I, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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So, now that Leon, Melissa's, um,
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Melissa's biological father is back,
I was thinking that...
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...maybe now's the right time for you
and me to meet him
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and tell him he's her father.
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Right. Of course.
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- Are you all right with that?
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Um, OK. No, no, that's great.
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Because if that goes well,
maybe Melissa can meet him too.
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- Perhaps.
- Uh-huh.
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What happened to that leather jacket
makes me look like the Fonz?
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Oh, um, don't know. Sorry.
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Thank you, love.
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♪ FRANKE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD: Relax ♪
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Ah, piss off.
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♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
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♪ When your wanna come... ♪
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- Can I pack you some banana bread?
- Not now, sweetie, I'm concentrating.
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- Will they provide you lunch?
- Agnes, I'm a black man
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negotiating for the rights
of my co-workers.
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Please don't ask me about
bloody banana bread.
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I'll pack you some banana bread.
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Good morning, Valentine.
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There's nothing good about this morning.
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- Oh, what happened?
- I have to find a van for work.
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- OK, so, just buy one.
- Oh, so easy.
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How am I supposed
to find an appropriate van
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that I can afford at such short notice?
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AGNES: There.
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- ♪ If they got it, you have it. ♪
- ♪ If you want it, you get it. ♪
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- Yeah.
- They've got vans, they've got cars,
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they've even got beautiful ladies.
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Hey!
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- Don't miss me.
- But first, a van.
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OK.
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- This man...
- Banana bread.
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- Banana bread. Good luck.
- Hm.
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Can I have some banana bread, sister?
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♪ THE EURHYTHMICS:
Here Comes The Rain again ♪
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(CROWD CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)
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As the Xenon strike enters another
tough week of negotiations,
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Management say their hands are tied.
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But the Union,
represented by Walter Easmon
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say options other than lay-offs
must be considered.
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(CROWD CONTINUE CHANTING)
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No, no, no. No. No, no.
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Bagpipes, you look worried. Don't
worry. It's gonna be just fine.
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Eh?
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Yeah. Walter is in there right
now, sorting it all out.
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Soon, we'll be back
like it never happened.
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You go along acting
like nothing happened.
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And suddenly some fellow swans in,
tries to take it all from you.
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Yeah. But... But...
Walter won't let them. Right?
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Only this time,
before you get the boot for good.
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It's all, "Oh, be a dear.
Meet the fella. Do a handover."
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Wait, we still taking about the factory?
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Eh? Oh yeah, yeah, the factory, yeah.
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Because, uh, I will fight. Yeah,
I'll give him a handover, all right.
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I'll just tell him to get lost.
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- What? Run him off?
- Yeah, why not?
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Hm, I'll tell him, "Look here,
you... You hole in the bottom!"
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This town ain't big enough for..."
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However, many additional men
we're discussing.
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Good idea.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know what, Bagpipes?
You look different today. Tougher.
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♪ SIMPLE MINDS:
Don't You Forget About Me ♪
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- Welcome. I'm Don.
- Hey.
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What a privilege it is
to have such a fine gent
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choose my humble establishment
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to make his automotive dreams come true.
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Hey, please, Mr Don. (CHUCKLES)
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I have to warn you, I'm African.
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And we are the kings of negotiation,
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so please, do not try to act with me.
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- You'll be wasting your time.
- I wouldn't dream of it.
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Good, good, good. Now, this vehicle
is suitable for my needs,
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but 150 pounds is too,
too, too much money.
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So, I suggest a fair, compromised
agreement of 80 pounds.
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And...
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..this.
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Sierra Leone football shirt.
My country, signed.
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- Signed by who?
- Me. (CHUCKLES)
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When I saw you coming here,
I thought to myself,
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"That guy has got ambition."
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- Mm-hm.
- He's going places.
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Yeah.
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And hopefully in this beautiful
1981 Bedford CF,
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which is worth at least 150 pounds.
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- But clearly, I was mistaken.
- Hey, hey, hey. Mistaken?
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I should have made
you the charity offer.
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Hey, I don't need no charity.
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- I have plenty of money.
- Of course you do.
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I am a proud and successful son
of Sierra Leone.
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Undoubtedly.
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So 150 pounds is
easily within my budget. Here.
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- You don't know me, I'm a prince.
- Yeah?
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- Is that a 10 or 20?
- That's 10. Keep going.
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Nobody pulling my trousers off.
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- You're not silly, are you?
- No, no, no. Doing business, eh?
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- Good on you.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
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- What do you think?
- What do I think?
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Mm-hm.
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I think someone should
have gone with you.
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What do you mean?
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If this van was a lady,
I'd have her as my wife.
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(CHUCKLES) Listen, she's perfect.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Even Kobna would know
not to buy this van.
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- What does the house boy know, huh?
- I know cars.
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Hm.
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No, I've got a really good deal
here. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Valentine, you mustn't let anyone
take you for a fool.
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- I'm nobody's fool.
- Jonny just come, fool!
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Hey, you want to die today?
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Don't make me come out of this van.
I will break your head with a stone.
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What is wrong with this door?
Sister, help me. Hey. He.
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Valentine! How is this chem-chemma van
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- going to get you anywhere for your work?
- Chem-chemma!
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Tomorrow, we will go
and get your money back.
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- (RADIO PLAYS INDISTINCTLY)
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
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MAN ON TV: It's generating one for
you. Take a look, what do we see?
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- Er... Roy Walker.
- (PHONE RINGING)
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- What the hell.
- Oh, that's... That'll be...
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..er my mate Noel calling.
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Yeah, from work.
He's having marriage troubles.
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And he said he wanted to chat.
So, uh, that'll be Noel calling.
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- Well, answer it then.
- Right.
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- Hello. Oh, hi, Noel.
- What?
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Yeah, I thought it'd be you, Noel.
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What nonsense you talk? Look, you
tell me call when Leon is here.
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Well, Leon is here.
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Oh, there, there, Noel. Don't cry.
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What? You want me to meet you down
the pub right now? OK.
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All right, then, Noel.
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That was Noel.
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Hello, Kutumba. I'm home from work.
(CHUCKLING)
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Just as I usually am at this time
from work, as normal.
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Good day?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good,
uh, made lots of car parts.
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Uh, big ones and er... small ones.
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A-A-And er... medium ones.
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- Promotion?
- Not today, Daddy. No.
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But, er, I'm sure Dennis
will make the offer very soon.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Mm!
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Hey, what's that lovely smell?
(CHUCKLES)
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Your Ugandan wife
is cooking African food.
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I'm Indian, you are
Indian, we eat Indian.
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I will put my chakula
cha Africa right up your...
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No, look. Don't...
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I, for one, love your African food.
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Rita Patel's son has two
newsagents, and he's only 29.
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Welcome home.
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Get in there you... Bloody bagpuss!
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- Hey, Bagpipes.
- Oh, hey, Valentine.
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Come, let me buy you a drink.
I'm in need of one myself, eh?
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Bagpipes, what is wrong?
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Leon, Melissa's biological dad,
is in there.
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Oh.
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- That is very troubling.
- Mm.
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- What will you do?
- I'll tell him to get lost.
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Yes, a man must protect his family.
I'm with you, eh?
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I don't... I don't know.
He might be big,
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young and handsome.
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I got some free time, Wedneday;
maybe I'll do it then.
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Hey, no, no, no, no!
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We are going in there to deal
with this disreputable young man.
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Yeah, but I don't want to?
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Bagpipes,
we have a saying in my country,
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"Hold a true friend
with both hands," eh?
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I suppose that's a nice saying.
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Now, stop your nonsense and let's go in.
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- No, no. What are you doing?
- Don't resist me.
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Get in! get in!
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(ARGUING)
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♪ FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD:
Two Tribes ♪
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We are doing this. We are doing this.
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You need to be like Rocky, eh?
Just think.
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Oh, shit.
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This is it.
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It's showtime.
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Right. How do you want to play this?
You go in first and then I'll go in?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Hey!
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What?
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Thanks...
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You owe me a beer.
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Oi, Leon.
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I want a word with you.
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If you think you can come
here and break up my family...
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Oi, mate. I'm Leon.
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I'm Bagpipes.
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Sorry, my friend.
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- Leon?
- Mm.
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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Bagpipes, Blackpipes.
Hey, Frank, have you seen this?
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Oh, look at you. You are twins. (LAUGHS)
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So, uh, Mr Leon, uh, my friend,
Bagpipes... (CHUCKLES)
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..wants to tell you something.
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No, no. I don't. It's no big deal.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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Fancy a pint? Hey, no, no, no.
I will get the pints.
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You men should talk, eh?
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♪ PAUL MCCARTNEY AND STEVIE WONDER:
Ebony And Ivory ♪
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Sod off!
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So, uh, you know Kirsty?
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(SPEAKS FRENCH) Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, I know her.
How do you know her?
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- She's my wife.
- R-Right.
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(COUGHING) So she... Sorry, mate.
Bloody smoke in here.
237
00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:39,246
- Yeah, I told Frank to change the...
- Extractor fan, I told him that too.
238
00:13:39,282 --> 00:13:42,007
- What, the Vent Axia?
- No, I went with the Broan 688.
239
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,288
- Oh, yeah, the suction on that, blimey.
- Fantastic.
240
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,734
- It's a self-contained unit.
- Yeah.
241
00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:46,787
No vents on it.
242
00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:48,828
- That's it, yeah.
- Draws in, clears the room.
243
00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:51,389
The 588...
That was the electrical, wasn't it?
244
00:13:51,425 --> 00:13:56,430
- Wow, only the Sahara Desert is drier, mate.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
245
00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:59,226
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
246
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,215
♪ THIN LIZZY:
The Boys Are Back In Town ♪
247
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,180
I'll leave you another drink.
248
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:09,455
- Naughty bastard.
- (SLURS INDISTINCTLY)
249
00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:16,135
♪ The boys are back in town,
the boys are back in town... ♪
250
00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:44,713
- Morning, stinky.
- Ah! Yeah.
251
00:14:44,997 --> 00:14:47,082
- How was Noel?
- Eh?
252
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,855
- Noel?
- Oh, yeah, he's fine.
253
00:14:57,215 --> 00:14:58,273
Oh, shit.
254
00:14:58,489 --> 00:15:00,343
- What?
- Nothing.
255
00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:04,980
- Tea?
- Sit down. (GROANS IN PAIN)
256
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:08,740
I'll get it. You relax. Go back to bed.
257
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,580
Have a couple of hours of sleep,
bit of beauty sleep do you good.
258
00:15:12,615 --> 00:15:15,500
Not that you need it.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Sorry.
259
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,815
Right. Bye.
260
00:15:21,443 --> 00:15:24,528
- Wakey, wakey. Rise and shine, Leon.
- Huh?
261
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:28,169
- Yeah.
- (GRUNTS) My head.
262
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:31,445
Yeah. Lovely to have you over.
Safe journey home.
263
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,206
Bagpipes, what's goin' on?
264
00:15:46,415 --> 00:15:48,340
- You did what?
- (CHUCKLES) I know.
265
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,907
I'm such an idiot.
266
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:53,121
- You didn't let anything slip, did you?
- No, no.
267
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,571
But we ended up getting on like
a bloody house on fire.
268
00:15:57,935 --> 00:16:01,700
- Christ, he knows his extractor fans.
- Well, that is great, then.
269
00:16:01,735 --> 00:16:05,380
- So we can tell him about Melissa.
- No, we can't.
270
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,625
I thought you liked him?
271
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,532
I do. He's brilliant.
That's the problem.
272
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:14,500
What if Melissa meets him
and she loves him more than me?
273
00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:16,192
(CLICKS TONGUE)
274
00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:17,385
Bagpipes.
275
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:23,115
Melissa loves you. I love you.
276
00:16:23,694 --> 00:16:27,212
Leon can't do anything to change
that. Yeah. Well, he did before.
277
00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:32,160
He did. And now, you're giving him
another chance to destroy us.
278
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:36,208
- I didn't realise you were still afraid.
- I'm not bloody afraid.
279
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,740
Bad enough I've had
to live with your mistake
280
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:40,384
without mixing Melissa up in all this.
281
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,540
I'm trying to do the best for her.
282
00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,344
She'll never forgive us
283
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,013
if we don't give her the
chance to get to know him.
284
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,054
And I'll never forgive you if you do.
285
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,295
Oh...
286
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,793
- I'm done.
- Yeah, me too.
287
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:55,294
I'm seeing Leon this afternoon.
288
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:58,895
I'm gonna tell him all about
his daughter. That's happening.
289
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:01,371
It's up to you whether you're
gonna be there for me or not.
290
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:13,128
Vale, don't let this Mr Dom
mess you around.
291
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,604
Kobna needs to get to school.
292
00:17:16,295 --> 00:17:19,649
No need to worry. We'll be counting
my cash in five minutes flat.
293
00:17:19,992 --> 00:17:23,957
And you're sure these nearly new
tyres will stop the rattling, yes?
294
00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:28,033
- Valentine, have I let you down yet?
- Yes, 100 percent of the time.
295
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,138
He doesn't want your nearly new tyres
296
00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:35,539
or this disgusting, chem-chemma,
knacker-knacker broken van.
297
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:37,360
He wants his money back.
298
00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:40,327
Well, and who may I ask
is this African queen?
299
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:44,168
- This is Queen Agnes.
- Don't try and charm me, Mr Dom.
300
00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:47,449
(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE) Like big fool.
They rip you off.
301
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,130
I'm not be big fool.
302
00:17:49,295 --> 00:17:53,886
Mr Don, give him his money back
for this broken, old van.
303
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,579
That broken old van is an
engineering marvel, madam.
304
00:17:57,615 --> 00:17:59,420
It's a classic.
305
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,900
- A classic death trap.
- Oh, yeah?
306
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:03,414
What do you know about it, young man?
307
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,575
Oh, nothing. He's just a house boy. Eh?
308
00:18:05,611 --> 00:18:08,131
I know the transmission's slipping.
309
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,417
The radiator's leaking.
310
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,610
And those shock
absorbers ain't absorbing nothing.
311
00:18:11,646 --> 00:18:12,641
hm.
312
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:15,482
- And those breaks are broke.
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
313
00:18:15,815 --> 00:18:19,980
Yeah, well. I mean, there's, erm,
some light cosmetic damage.
314
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,140
But, erm, the best I can do is swap
it for this van here.
315
00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:25,322
And, maybe give me 20 quid
for my trouble.
316
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,546
- OK.
- No.
317
00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:27,742
A straight swap.
318
00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:29,971
I've got my daughter's
16th birthday to pay for.
319
00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:32,412
You're taking sausage rolls
out of mouths of babes.
320
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:35,049
A party? Valentine can DJ this for you.
321
00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:36,005
What?
322
00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:40,706
Oh, yes, I will bring sweet music
to your daughter's party for free.
323
00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:43,179
- Deal?
- Deal.
324
00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:45,270
All right.
325
00:18:45,815 --> 00:18:47,735
Give us the money back
for the broken tires.
326
00:18:49,225 --> 00:18:50,213
Hmph.
327
00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:52,272
And if you want a Saturday
job, you come see me.
328
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:53,988
- I will.
- All right.
329
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:59,434
REPORTER: Do you have
a quick word for ITN.
330
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,060
Yeah. Sod off.
331
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,657
- What is wrong, Bagpipes?
- Eh? The usual.
332
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,376
BOTH: Home.
333
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:12,341
You know what, Bagpipes?
Being the man of the house is so tough.
334
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,795
You want to do the right thing,
but some days,
335
00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:16,600
the right thing is the wrong thing
done in the right way.
336
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:19,489
Some days, the right thing is the
wrong thing done in the wrong way.
337
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:21,822
But it turns out right.
338
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,548
- Is that an Indian saying?
- No.
339
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:27,412
What I want to know
is what is the best thing.
340
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,829
Especially when all you hear is
"Rita Patel, this and that."
341
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,190
- Bloody Rita Patel, I tell you. I could...
- What are you doing here?
342
00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:36,551
- Suit.
- Hey, watch it. Watch it.
343
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:39,607
- Oi, oi, oi, what's going on? Calm down.
- He's management, ain't he?
344
00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:44,128
Look, he's here, on the picket line.
He's one of us. Family.
345
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,038
Now, this is hard enough, without us
fighting amongst ourselves.
346
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:54,015
We gotta be there for each other.
Otherwise we're finished.
347
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,995
Bagpipes, you bloody idiot.
I've gotta do something.
348
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,251
OK, what?
The right thing or the wrong thing?
349
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,284
I don't know.
350
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,290
- Thanks, Rajesh.
- You're welcome.
351
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:07,695
♪ CROWDED HOUSE: Don't Dream It's Over ♪
352
00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:12,655
(SNIFFLES)
353
00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:21,015
Hey! Kirsty!
354
00:20:22,979 --> 00:20:26,824
- Finally some sunshine in this bloody place.
- Hello, Leon.
355
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:31,415
- Can I come in? Need to talk.
- Yeah. Yeah, come on.
356
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,973
- Hello, mate. All right?
- Glad you are here.
357
00:20:53,975 --> 00:20:56,940
WALTER: Dear, Mama.
I am pleased to inform you
358
00:20:56,976 --> 00:20:59,376
that your grandson is now a working boy.
359
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,251
He has secured his first job
in a car garage
360
00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:05,932
and Valentine has bought himself
a new van
361
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:08,893
that'll give Kobna plenty of practice.
362
00:21:08,929 --> 00:21:11,374
Times are hard in England at the moment.
363
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:13,850
Oh, the strike has been tough
on everyone.
364
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:20,991
You're on strike?
365
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:25,811
I'll bet Rita Patel's son
has never been to television.
366
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,960
WALTER: But we will get
through it together.
367
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:36,331
Oh, thank you. I bought you a present.
368
00:21:38,154 --> 00:21:40,114
This is what families are for, eh?
369
00:21:41,615 --> 00:21:43,980
- Hey, how are you?
- I'm OK.
370
00:21:44,015 --> 00:21:45,655
Uh-huh. Good. (CHUCKLES)
371
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,097
What the... Kobna!
372
00:21:56,237 --> 00:22:00,237
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