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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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LARRY: Making progress, huh?
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- Pretty fuckin' good.
- Yeah, we got the floors in.
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I'll tell you the truth,
though. I mean, it's...
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- It's, it's a ton of work, this thing.
- Yeah.
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People coming and going
all the time.
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I-I didn't know a spite store
was gonna be this much work.
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There's got to be spite,
but it's just still got to be
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- a fuckin' store. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Ugh.
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- The electrician.
- Oh.
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- Hello?
- MAN (OVER PHONE): Mr. David.
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Running late. Can we do 3:00?
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What? What are you talking about?
We had a ten o'clock appointment.
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Three o'clock? I have... I
can't wait around here all day.
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- How about 2:30?
- Oh, 2:30.
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- Please.
- Give me the phone.
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- Wait... What?
- Let me talk to him.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Um...
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- Tell him to hold the phone. Hand me the goddamned phone.
- Hold... Hold on.
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Hey, playboy. Listen here, man.
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People don't have fuckin' time sittin'
around here, waitin' for yo' ass.
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If you say ten o'clock,
you show the fuck up at ten o'clock.
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When you're home,
making love to your fuckin' lady,
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you're on top of her,
and you... and you pumpin' her,
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you say, "I'm comin',
I'm comin', I'm comin',"
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you don't get the fuck up
and go in the kitchen
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and make a goddamn
ham sandwich, do you?
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You get your ass over here,
and you don't fuckin' hold this man up.
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- Okay, okay.
- Enough said, motherfucker.
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- Holler!
- All-all right.
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- Wh... What, he's coming?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- That was unbelievable!
- You're fuckin' right.
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(LAUGHS) You need a motherfucker
like me around here.
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- You want to do it?
- Yeah, fuck right, I will.
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So you can supervise
all the electricians
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and the, and the plumbers
and all that stuff?
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Coordinate this shit.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Deal.
- Oh. Please.
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Don't serve those,
those dry-ass scones.
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Those shits make my throat hurt.
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You have a point. There was...
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an incident.
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♪♪
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(CHOKES) Can't breathe.
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Huh? Oh, my God. Heimlich?
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- (CHOKING)
- LARRY: Oh!
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- (CHOKING)
- Aah!
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- (BODY THUDS)
- ROGER: Apparently,
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there was some lack of
oxygen to the brain, and...
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legally speaking,
she's now non compos mentis.
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Non compos mentis?
Wh... What's that?
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She's got memory loss.
There's no case.
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- So that scone got you out of a lot of trouble.
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Eh, I like 'em.
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- Okay.
- They're good. I'm gonna keep 'em.
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- Hey! Look who it is.
- LARRY: Oh, dear.
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Just came by to remind you
what great coffee tastes like.
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Brought one for
your buddy there, too.
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Hey, fuck you, Vanilla Joe.
Kiss my ass.
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I can't believe you're wasting
your money on this shithole.
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Remember, Larry.
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Good coffee is all about
the beans.
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You don't have the beans.
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See ya! Enjoy the coffee.
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(SLURPING)
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Damn.
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- That's good.
- He's fuckin' right.
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You got to have the fuckin'
beans to have the best coffee.
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Okay. Here's what
we're gonna do.
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♪♪
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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(SIPPING)
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- LARRY: Mm. Mm.
- LEON: Mm.
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LARRY: We're never gonna
beat Mocha Joe's beans.
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- It's one of the worst yet.
- JEFF: Hello, gentlemen.
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Knock off Westside Tavern.
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JEFF: What's shakin'?
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Um, he's gonna be helping
me out in the store.
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- JEFF: No kidding?
- (LAUGHS)
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- Latte Larry's?
- Yeah.
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So you go for the napkin
on the lap immediately.
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- Immediately.
- Have you ever caught anything on that napkin?
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- JEFF: No.
- Some motherfuckers put the shit here.
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- They put the shit right there.
- Yeah.
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By the way, the dignity that
you lose by tucking it in,
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- I'd rather get new shirts and new ties.
- LARRY: Oh, no.
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Who tucks in?
Al Capone, you know.
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Yeah, no one's gonna
question him.
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- Al, you look a little silly...
- JEFF: Yeah.
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- With that napkin in your collar.
- (JEFF CHUCKLES)
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So. You gonna go
to Mickey's wedding?
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I don't know, man. Cabo?
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I mean, why do you
have to make people travel
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two hours to go to a wedding?
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- It's crazy.
- Look, you're just not gonna
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get me to say anything
bad about Mickey.
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I'm not trying to get you to
say anything bad about Mickey.
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Yeah, but it's his
destination wedding,
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so I'm not saying
anything bad about Mickey.
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Come on, it'd be
so much fun down there.
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Hey. Why don't we split a plane?
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Let's go nuts.
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- Let's make it easy.
- All right.
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- Okay. All right.
- All right?
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- Yeah. Now I can do it.
- JEFF: Okay, easy. Good.
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- JEFF: Fantastic.
- I love the idea. Let's do that shit.
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Yeah?
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You're not invited
to the wedding.
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Nah, fuck the wedding.
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I'm going with you.
Tagging along with you.
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All right. You have to chip in.
You want to tag along,
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- you chip in.
- LEON: I'll tell you what.
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Consider me your luggage.
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Bring me on the fuckin' plane,
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put a seatbelt around me,
and I won't say shit.
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By the way, luggage doesn't eat.
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Or talk.
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Or chip in.
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- Ah. He's got a point.
- (JEFF MUTTERING)
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Oh. Excuse me.
Are, are you walking out?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Would you mind throwing out my gum?
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- Your... Your chewed gum?
- It's all wrapped up in paper.
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It's like throwing out paper.
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Why don't you just
leave it on your table?
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No, I can't do that.
It's, it's unsightly.
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Who wants to, you know, gum on the table.
You don't want that.
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- You could put it in your pocket and throw it out...
- Pocket? You know what happens?
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You forget, then it goes in the
wash and it ruins the pants.
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- Good point.
- Yeah.
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Give me one reason why you wouldn't do it.
You don't have one.
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- Okay, I... I got to go. I'll do it.
- It's just a piece of paper.
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- It is a very good point. Yes.
- Thank you so much.
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- Don't be afraid of that little piece of paper.
- I'm a little afraid.
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- Close your fist on that. Don't be afraid.
- Oh, I don't, I don't...
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- Close your first. There you go. There you go.
- Oh! Okay.
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- All right. Go, go to it.
- Wow.
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- Thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
- Mm. You're welcome.
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Hey, you know what?
Maybe I'll go with you.
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- We're both throwing out the gum?
- Yeah. Here, give this to me.
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(LAUGHS) Thank you.
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LARRY: That's it. I'm done.
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- I am finished.
- Me, too.
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- How is it?
- LARRY: Delicious.
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- Thank you.
- So, um,
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you're having a pretty
tremendous time, aren't you?
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- (LAUGHS) You know...
- Uh, no, like,
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- a tremendous time.
- You've been reading my mind.
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People always have a
great time in sushi bars
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'cause they don't have
to look at each other.
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Ugh. What could be worse than
having to sit across the table...
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- God, why would we want to look at each other?
- Staring at somebody?
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- But this, this is wonderful.
- Mm-hmm.
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I... Every now and then,
I steal a glance.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mm. What are you doing
next weekend?
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- Um... Um, I, I...
- Do you have plans?
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- I don't have plans, actually.
- Well, maybe, maybe,
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- you'd consider going to a wedding with me in Mexico.
- A wedding?
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- That's huge.
- That's big, yeah.
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Usually, that's like, a fifth,
sixth, seventh date kind of thing.
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- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
- It would require us, um, sleeping,
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in, in the same room.
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You don't have anything to worry about.
You would sleep on the couch.
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- So...
- Oh, would I?
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I'd make sure
it's a comfortable couch.
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- Oh, would you?
- Yeah, I would.
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Could I have a pillow?
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I think we can get you a pillow.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Yeah.
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- That does sound luxurious.
- Yeah.
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You think about it.
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It's in Mexico
at Playa Mariposa.
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- Oh, in Cabo?
- In Cabo, yeah.
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Oh! That is so gorgeous.
I was in Cabo.
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- A couple years ago.
- Is that so?
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Yes. I have pictures.
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It's so beautiful.
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- Paddleboarding...
- LARRY: Paddelboarding, yeah.
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- There's nothing more boring than that.
- DONNA: Look at that sunset.
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- Isn't that pretty? Nuts.
- I mean, if you like sunsets.
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- I could care less about them, but...
- Come on.
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- You can't not...
- LARRY: Wait. Who's that? Who's that?
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- DONNA: Oh, that's me.
- LARRY: What?
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Yeah. Well, I mean, I know,
I lost a lot of weight.
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- That's you?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- LARRY: Really? What did you have...
- It was a while ago.
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Some, uh,
was it some kind of medical thing?
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You were taking medicine, or...
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- Nah, just lifestyle, you know.
- Drugs?
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How long ago was that?
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I don't know.
Year and a half, maybe.
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So you got down to this?
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Uh, you look disturbed.
(CHUCKLES)
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No, no, no.
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It's the contrast
that's, uh, disturbing.
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It's, it's like, if you saw a
picture of me with hair a year ago,
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and then you met me and I was
bald, you'd be disturbed, too.
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I'd think you'd lost some hair.
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- But are you still losing?
- Am I...
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- Um, what?
- Weight, are you still losing weight?
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Are we on a first date?
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- I'm just curious.
- I am... Well, I don't know.
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- I guess it depends...
- Or, or, or are, are you gaining?
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- Are you gaining?
- I think everybody fluctuates.
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- It happens. Yeah.
- Yes.
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- What I know is I...
- Well, you look fantastic.
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- Well, thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE) Uh,
please accept a free dessert.
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Oh, it, it's not necessary.
We don't need dessert.
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- Oh, thank you very much.
- Arigato.
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- It's very kind.
- Fine.
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What are you doing?
We don't need this.
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Oh, come on.
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- It's green tea ice cream.
- LARRY: Oh.
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- Wrapped in, like, this rice paper.
- No, you don't want...
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Are you kidding me?
I definitely want this. Try one.
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Mm. Mm!
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What is better than dessert?
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, my God.
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LEON (WHISPERING):
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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LARRY: I looked at that
picture, I almost fainted.
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I had to ask her,
"Is that you?" That's what I said to her.
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- Wow, man.
- It's like she ate herself.
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- Fuck.
- It was, it was only a year and a half ago.
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You know what the fuck that means?
She's a fuckin' yo-yo.
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- Yeah, she's a yo-yo. Yeah.
- LEON: Yeah.
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- You don't know if that yo-yo's goin' down or the fuck up.
- Yeah.
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All signs point to her
yo-ing up.
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She ate this big dessert.
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You are in a fucked up
position right now.
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- Yeah.
- You got to take her yo-yo ass to Mexico.
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- I have to, right?
- Yeah. You got to now.
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I know.
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- Hey! Look at this.
- LEON: Ha-ha!
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- My lens cloth. Nice.
- Yeah. Look at that shit.
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Did you ever find the old one?
Did you ever see that?
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No. Never seen it.
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- Weird.
- (LEON SUCKING FINGERS)
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What the hell happened to that?
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- (SUCKS FINGERS)
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LARRY: Oh, this is
from, the, uh, the plane
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- that we're taking to Mexico.
- LEON: Mm-hmm.
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"To ensure the safety...
require...
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the weight of each passenger
who will be flying."
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Oh, my God.
250
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(SCOFFS) I got to ask her
her weight now?
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- No way I'm asking her her weight.
- Goddamn it.
252
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- Impossible.
- Impossible.
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What's your weight, by the way?
I'm gonna need it.
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- That ain't happening.
- What are you, crazy?
255
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- Why not? I need your weight.
- That's too much information.
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They, they just asked for it.
It's for safety.
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If that pilot needs my weight
to fly that plane safely,
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he need another fuckin' plane.
259
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And you need to keep an eye
on your girl over there
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for eating that garbage
in Mexico.
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You know,
sometimes it's really hard
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to stop a person
who's very determined
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- from eating garbage.
- You're fuckin' right.
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- LARRY: Yeah. For example...
- They get consumed with that shit.
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Suppose I took your tray
like this.
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Come on, Larry,
stop fuckin' around.
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- What are you gonna do then?
- Oh, shit!
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- What about that? Huh?
- LEON: You fucked up now!
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- You fucked up, Larry!
- Yeah. Here.
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- Oh, you fuckin' terrible.
- Enjoy.
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Fuck you, Larry!
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Now I got to eat my shit
with a spoon.
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(KNOCKING)
274
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(WHISTLING)
275
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Oh, wow! What do you know.
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Look at this.
277
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- Look who's here.
- I didn't know you were coming.
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I didn't know you were coming.
What a surprise.
279
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We were just talking about,
uh, our trip.
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- To Cabo.
- SUSIE: Yeah.
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- CHERYL: For Mickey's wedding.
- What's the problem?
282
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You're invited
to Mickey's wedding?
283
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,184
- Why does that surprise you?
- I'm just shocked.
284
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- LARRY: Oh, my God.
- Why wouldn't he invite me?
285
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You know, you just,
you don't invite
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a divorced couple to a wedding.
287
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,583
It's a very combustible
situation.
288
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Who, who knows
what could happen?
289
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,458
It makes people uncomfortable
to see a divorced couple.
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00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:29,501
- He should choose sides. Pick one.
- SUSIE: Well,
291
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,500
you're both invited,
so deal with it.
292
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Everything's gonna be fine.
293
00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,142
Cheryl, you're gonna come
on the plane with us, right?
294
00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,667
We're flying private.
295
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,291
Yeah, we're all
splitting a plane.
296
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Are you inviting me to hop on?
297
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:42,458
(SCOFFS) I'm inviting you
to hop on and chip in.
298
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,875
- What?
- Well, you know,
299
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you're coming on the plane,
you got to chip in.
300
00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,528
Well, you're
already going, right?
301
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,124
People resent you
if you don't chip in.
302
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,017
- I don't think so.
- No, no, I will a little bit, yeah.
303
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:54,017
- I mean, you're loaded.
- There's the resentment, right there.
304
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,333
Okay, fine. Yes. I will chip in.
305
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:59,124
- Ted coming?
- No, he can't come.
306
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- Aah, shoot.
- CHERYL: He's doing another movie.
307
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,083
- What is he doing?
- He's doing a comedy. And, um...
308
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:07,333
- He is so funny. I mean, nobody can make me laugh like Ted.
- CHERYL: So funny.
309
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,059
- His timing is just like...
- He's just hilarious. I know, perfect.
310
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,375
By the way,
it might interest you to know
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that I'll be bringing a date.
312
00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,041
- What's her name?
- Her name is Donna.
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- SUSIE/CHERYL: Donna.
- Yeah.
314
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- Lovely, lovely woman.
- How many dates have you had?
315
00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:23,041
- We've had one date.
- One date?
316
00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:24,844
- Yeah.
- And you're bringing her on a trip?
317
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:25,999
- Yes, I am.
- Okay.
318
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,208
And you're complaining
319
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,999
that divorced couples
shouldn't come
320
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,999
when you're bringing
a virtual stranger?
321
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,249
We get along quite well.
322
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,833
All right.
I can't wait to meet her.
323
00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:34,792
JEFF: Oh, boy.
324
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,100
I need your weights, by the way.
325
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:37,559
- SUSIE: What do you mean?
- For the plane.
326
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,559
- You fucking kidding me?
- No, I'm not kidding you.
327
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,934
- It's a safety issue.
- I'm not giving you the weight.
328
00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,500
LARRY: This is a regulation.
329
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,726
- This is a...
- Ask Jeff if he'll give you his weight.
330
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:45,893
You're not gonna
give me your weight?
331
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,833
She doesn't even know
how much I weigh.
332
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,667
- Yeah.
- You know who else doesn't know
333
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,249
how much I weigh? My doctor.
334
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,708
My weight?
335
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,750
My business. No one knows.
336
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,392
- Yeah, it's very personal.
- SUSIE: Mm-hmm.
337
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,041
I'd rather be dead
in the Sea of Cortez
338
00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:01,041
than have you know what I weigh.
339
00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:04,267
I don't want your weights. The captain
wants them. Who's gonna disobey a captain?
340
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,958
- You mean, uh, the pilot.
- No, I mean the captain.
341
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,667
No, the captain's for a boat.
342
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,500
- He's the pilot.
- Well, he is a pilot...
343
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,184
- It's not a boat.
- But he wants to be referred to as the captain.
344
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,208
- He's told you, "Please call me the captain."
- That's on his card!
345
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,625
- Captain Garvin, okay?
- He's a pilot.
346
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,083
How do you wanna be referred to?
347
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,416
- Jeff.
- Okay.
348
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,833
If you said to me, "From now on",
349
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,597
I want to be referred to
as Goat Williker,"
350
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,750
- I would call you Goat Williker.
- JEFF: Fine.
351
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,999
- Call me Goat Williker.
- Fine, Goat Williker.
352
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,458
The pilot wants your weight.
353
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,291
You can tell the pilot
that Goat Williker
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00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,708
doesn't give his weight
to anyone.
355
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,208
That's right.
And neither does Mrs. Williker.
356
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,333
JEFF: The Willikers do
not give their weight.
357
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:45,500
(ENGINE ROARING)
358
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,333
- Want some?
- Nah. I'm good.
359
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,225
- They're free. (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, just 'cause they're free
360
00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:03,476
doesn't mean that we have to
eat everything that they have.
361
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,225
Oh, my God.
You should see everything they have.
362
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:06,917
They'll be talking about us
when we leave.
363
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:09,434
They'll say what pigs we are.
You know, we just ate everything.
364
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,684
Maybe they'll be talking about how much we enjoyed
their spread they worked so hard to put out.
365
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,958
Folks, sorry to, uh, interrupt.
366
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,684
We're gonna have to make
an unscheduled landing.
367
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,975
- Why? Something's wrong?
- LARRY: What are you talking about?
368
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,833
Nothing's wrong with the plane.
We're just... heavy.
369
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:25,375
- How come?
- Because of the weights.
370
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,875
'Cause I asked you
for your weights,
371
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,851
you wouldn't tell me,
so I had to guess your weights.
372
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,416
And now, now we're over.
373
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,684
- Why didn't you just ask me?
- What did you put down for me?
374
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,875
It's none of your business
what I put down for you.
375
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,625
- It is my business.
- (LOUD ARGUING)
376
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,333
- What did you put down?
- I ain't tellin' you shit.
377
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,958
Okay, folks.
It doesn't matter how we got here.
378
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,999
The fact of the matter is that we're
here now, and we're overweight.
379
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,708
(BELL CHIMES) - We're
beginning our initial descent.
380
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:50,541
Please fasten your seat belts.
381
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,333
♪♪
382
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,917
SUSIE:
Aah. Where the fuck are we?
383
00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:58,958
- Aqua Dulce.
- Where is that?
384
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,625
All right. We are
100 pounds overweight,
385
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,833
so we are going to have
to lose some bags.
386
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,166
- Oh, come on.
- How many?
387
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,833
At least two. I... Look.
388
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,392
We don't have a lot of time,
so can you just
389
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:09,833
figure out how
you want to do that?
390
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,500
All right, so, we'll, uh...
391
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,083
- How do we decide?
- Whose bags?
392
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,792
We'll, we'll shoot for it.
393
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,083
- Whoever loses, their bags stay.
- LARRY: Right. Yes.
394
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,059
- DONNA: Oh, God.
- Let's split up into couples, okay?
395
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,559
- All right.
- And you will be a couple with Leon.
396
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,416
- Okay.
- Ready? Once, twice, three...
397
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,851
- LARRY AND SUSIE: Shoot!
- CHERYL: Oh.
398
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,392
- SUSIE: Loser!
- Well, two out of three.
399
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,392
- No. No fucking two out of three.
- No, we just said
400
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,917
- the odd man out.
- Aah, why'd I put two? Two doesn't win.
401
00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,958
You don't get a second chance, Larry.
It's not the damn playoffs.
402
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,833
- Aah, shit.
- Go get your bags and shut up.
403
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,934
We got to get going,
or we'll miss our slot in Cabo.
404
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,559
- Okay, yeah.
- Everybody back on the plane.
405
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,267
- Please, please, please. Get back on the plane.
- Oh, my God.
406
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,601
- All right, okay.
- Thank you so much.
407
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,208
That... Yeah, that one,
and those two
408
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,017
- big ones behind it.
- PILOT: Just move up the stairs. Thank you.
409
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,917
- All right. Thank you.
- (SCOFFS)
410
00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:50,166
Honestly, this is ridiculous.
Is this not ridiculous?
411
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,333
You know, we paid
a lot of money for this plane.
412
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:55,625
And I don't know why you assholes
couldn't give me your weight!
413
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,625
(SLOW MARIACHI BALLAD PLAYING)
414
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,333
SUSIE: It's beautiful.
Oh, look at this!
415
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,375
- (SIGHS) Huh?
- SUSIE: Gorgeous.
416
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,750
- CHERYL: Nice.
- Beautiful.
417
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,833
- Oh, my God.
- LEON: This is my kind of place.
418
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,726
- Playa. Playa Mariposa.
- CHERYL: It is pretty.
419
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,750
- I'm a playa.
- Wow.
420
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,708
- Margaritas?
- Yes.
421
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,041
SUSIE: Ho-ho-ho-ho!
Free margaritas.
422
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,208
We're gonna go look
at the view. Come on.
423
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,851
- Look at this place.
- CHERYL: Come on.
424
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,375
This is awesome. Oh!
425
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,643
DONNA: It doesn't get better than this.
It doesn't get better.
426
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,851
- SUSIE: Wow, it's gorgeous!
- LARRY: I just got bit by a mosquito.
427
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:39,541
- SUSIE: Jeff, golf course.
- DONNA: You've only been here five minutes.
428
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,458
What is going on?
429
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,333
- BOTH: Mickey!
- Nice to meet you. I'll talk to you, huh? Okay.
430
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,500
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
431
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,249
- Congratulations.
- Oh, you made it!
432
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,583
- Oh, you look amazing.
- It's gorgeous.
433
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,750
Oh, you guys are the best
for making it.
434
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,953
- Ah, we wouldn't have missed this.
- Oh, the big man.
435
00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:56,750
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
436
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,375
- Ah! How you doing, Larry?
- Hi. Hey.
437
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,500
- This must be Donna. How are you?
- Hi. Donna, yes.
438
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,917
- Oh, come on. Hug it out. Hug it out.
- Hi. Oh, my God.
439
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,975
- How are you? So good to see you.
- Congratulations.
440
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:08,083
- It's so beautiful. Thanks for inviting us.
- Aw, thanks for being here.
441
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,999
- How you doing? Mickey.
- Hey. Leon, man.
442
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,416
Leon. You coming to the wedding?
443
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,416
- Nah, I'm good.
- I'm still undecided myself.
444
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,208
(LAUGHING)
445
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:20,041
- Hey, where's Sasha?
- Oh, she's at the spa.
446
00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:22,416
- Ooh! Yeah.
- You guys got to go. You'll love it.
447
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,667
It's so fantastic.
448
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,583
- By the way, the rooms are great.
- Really?
449
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,184
- SUSIE: Ooh, great.
- All the rooms are great.
450
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,267
You're gonna be so happy. Yeah.
451
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,750
Don't you think
you're taking a risk
452
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,416
inviting a divorced couple?
453
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,833
MICKEY: Oh, come on.
454
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,792
- I figured you guys would work it out.
- Yeah.
455
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,833
You figured one of us wouldn't
come is what you figured. Right?
456
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,917
- Anyway, I got a thing.
- Yeah.
457
00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:43,458
I promised Sasha
I'd get a manicure.
458
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:44,833
- Oh, yeah.
- Ooh.
459
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,557
Marriage. It's a commitment.
Okay, see ya!
460
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,559
- LEON: None of your motherfucking business.
- See you, Mick.
461
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,667
- Oh, he's so cute!
- I know.
462
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,333
- What you just witnessed was a whirlwind of smarm.
- SUSIE: Come on.
463
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:57,333
- What? No.
- A whirlwind of smarm, you heard me.
464
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,333
Okay, I am not going to say
anything bad about Mickey.
465
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,309
I'm not trying to get you to
say anything bad about Mickey.
466
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,333
- It seems like you are.
- All right, maybe I am
467
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,225
trying to get you to say
something bad about Mickey.
468
00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:08,416
Well, I am not going to say
anything bad about Mickey.
469
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,225
All right.
Don't say anything bad about Mickey.
470
00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:12,083
Nothing bad about Mickey
coming out of me.
471
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,541
- Nothing. You're just not... All right?
- Okay. All right.
472
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,083
Let's check this place out.
473
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,041
How do you not have
toothbrushes at the front desk?
474
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,917
There was nothing,
nothing at the store.
475
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,333
This is it? Are you kidding?
This is the great room?
476
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,500
- What is it? Huh?
- It's not bad. It's fine.
477
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,375
He said it was great.
478
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,708
I don't consider this great.
479
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,999
Hey, you know,
I would unpack my bag,
480
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,500
but I don't have one.
481
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,833
So, uh, what am I,
what am I gonna wear to this wedding?
482
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:41,416
- Maybe Susie has an extra dress.
- Oh, yeah. Susie.
483
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,625
She's hates me.
She's not gonna loan me anything.
484
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,291
LARRY: Aah,
she kind of hates everybody.
485
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,833
But you know what?
486
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,875
I'll take care of Susie.
I know just how to handle her.
487
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,416
She'll be eating
out of your hand.
488
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,625
- Seriously. Yeah.
- By the way.
489
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,208
What'd you estimate
for my weight for that flight?
490
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,875
What'd you tell
the pilot, Larry?
491
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,375
You know, don't tell the others
492
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,958
- that I told you. Okay?
- Oh, okay.
493
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,166
I said 122.
494
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:06,375
Oh.
495
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,583
- Oh, yeah. That... That was the right number.
- Really?
496
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,184
- Oh, in case you were wondering.
- Oh, was I close?
497
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,500
- That was the exact right answer.
- Yeah.
498
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,124
You know what?
You know what I'm thinking?
499
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,625
I want to make a good
first-breath impression.
500
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,917
It's fine. We're going rogue.
It's Mexico.
501
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,291
Wait a second.
Somebody might have one.
502
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,917
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
503
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:27,083
Maybe somebody has
an extra toothbrush.
504
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,726
- Larry, nobody's gonna have an extra toothbrush.
- How about that?
505
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,416
You never know. It's possible.
506
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,833
- Okay. I think it's nuts.
- All right. I'll be, I'll be right back.
507
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,999
♪♪
508
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,999
- Hey. Can I come in?
- Yeah, of course. Come on.
509
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,500
Wow.
510
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,500
- This is quite a room.
- Amazing, right?
511
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,083
Mickey said they'd be
great rooms.
512
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,875
Yeah, great rooms.
My room's not so great.
513
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,958
- What's wrong with it?
- It's a little box.
514
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,001
You're hardly gonna be in it.
It's not a big deal.
515
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,333
- You want to switch?
- No.
516
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,041
Yeah, okay.
So Mickey's full of shit.
517
00:19:11,124 --> 00:19:14,291
- You just... Save it, okay?
- What are you doing here?
518
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,434
You don't happen to have an
extra toothbrush around, do you?
519
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,124
- No, I don't. Do you?
- Why would I pack an extra toothbrush?
520
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,041
- In case of emergency.
- What kind of an emergency?
521
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,184
You know, like your luggage
being thrown off a plane.
522
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,476
- You know, there's probably, usually, like, a sundries shop.
- No, they don't have one.
523
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,375
- They don't have one. No.
- SUSIE: No?
524
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,917
How are things going with Donna?
525
00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:32,041
Oy, that one. (SNORTS)
526
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,166
Why the snarky attitude
toward a fellow Jew?
527
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:36,792
She's Jewish?
528
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,333
- Yeah.
- Bat mitzvahed?
529
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,750
Big bat mitzvah.
530
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,917
- I'm surprised.
- LARRY: So,
531
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,559
neither of you have
an extra toothbrush?
532
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,249
- No. We told you that.
- Hmm. You sure you don't have one?
533
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,124
I'm positive I don't have one.
534
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,124
So then,
you wouldn't mind if I...
535
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,083
- took a look around?
- Get the fuck out!
536
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,583
Go back to your little fucking
hovel, with your unbrushed teeth!
537
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,416
Go! Now!
538
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,083
Okay.
539
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,291
♪♪
540
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,416
LEON: Drive, motherfucker!
541
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,249
Fuck that red light!
542
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,142
- LEON: Come in. It's open.
- (MUFFLED SIREN WAILS)
543
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,999
Turn down the alley!
Turn down the fuckin' alley!
544
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,875
Goddamn!
545
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:19,601
How'd you get a room like this?
You're not even going to the wedding.
546
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,375
I told 'em I was handicapped.
547
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,934
So what do you mean?
They give you a bigger room
548
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,225
just 'cause you say
you're handicapped?
549
00:20:24,249 --> 00:20:25,917
- Fuck, yeah.
- They believed you?
550
00:20:25,999 --> 00:20:27,333
If they ask too many questions,
551
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,708
then I throw a limp
on their ass.
552
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:29,833
They feel sorry for you.
553
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,583
You've got all the tricks,
don't you?
554
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,208
- Let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.
555
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,166
Do you think the maid
is gonna charge me
556
00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:36,750
for the massage she gave me?
557
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,893
You know, I don't want that shit
to show up on the fuckin' bill.
558
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,434
You know what I mean?
'Cause she didn't mention it.
559
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,541
- The maid gave you a massage?
- Fuck yeah, she did.
560
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:47,124
Here's a stupid question. Do you have,
uh, an extra toothbrush, by any chance?
561
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,888
- Who the fuck travels with two toothbrushes and shit?
- Yeah, okay.
562
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,458
- Good luck looking for that shit.
- Okay.
563
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,625
(KNOCKS)
564
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,667
- Oh, que pasa, Larry?
- LARRY: What?
565
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,249
LARRY: Oh, my God.
566
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,083
Are you kidding?
567
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,583
- Are you kidding me?
- Eh, not bad, huh?
568
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,750
Not... This is unbelievable!
569
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,208
How's your room?
570
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:11,249
- It stinks. Yes!
- No.
571
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,017
- It's supposed to be great.
- It's not great.
572
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,667
I said to you guys, "The rooms are great.
You're gonna love 'em."
573
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,893
- Yeah, I know, I know. But my room's not great at all.
- Oh!
574
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:21,083
- Everybody's got a better room.
- I'm gonna talk to somebody. That's bullshit.
575
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,917
So, what, you just think
this is some kind of, uh,
576
00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:25,792
accident that I have a bad room?
577
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,416
No. Come on, Larry. Come on.
578
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,041
- Don't get like that.
- Mickey? What's... What's going on?
579
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,541
Oh, hey. Hey, Sasha.
Congratulations.
580
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,208
It's late.
581
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,375
She's not wrong.
582
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:40,166
Yeah, it's... It is late. Um...
583
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:42,792
Do you happen to have an extra
toothbrush, by any chance?
584
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,375
We do have an extra toothbrush.
585
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,458
You have an extra toothbrush!
Fantastic!
586
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,249
- I can't believe it. That's so great!
- I'm sorry, I misspoke.
587
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,917
- It's for us.
- Wh... Wh...
588
00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:53,309
What do you mean?
I have an emergency.
589
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,851
It's an emergency.
I don't have a toothbrush.
590
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,124
But that's your emergency.
591
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,893
This is for... in case
we have an emergency.
592
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,559
You're not gonna have an emergency.
What makes you think
593
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,142
- you're gonna have a toothbrush emergency?
- Look at you.
594
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,934
- You're having an emergency right now.
- Mine's a fluke.
595
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,184
- It's a fluke emergency!
- This whole thing makes me nervous, Larry.
596
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,875
It's a fluke emergency.
A toothbrush emergency,
597
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,726
- it's one in a million!
- You're probably right.
598
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,416
I won't have
a toothbrush emergency.
599
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,833
And you know why I know that?
600
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,458
Because I have
a goddamn extra toothbrush.
601
00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:18,541
Anyway, come on, Larry.
602
00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:21,267
- Hey. There's a toothbrush...
- No, no, no, no, no.
603
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,249
Don't. Don't... It's not for you.
Don't even look at it.
604
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,041
♪♪
605
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,291
CHERYL: Larry?
606
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,999
- What are you doing here? Wait.
- What? What is this?
607
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,875
- What are you doing?
- (SCOFFS) Oh, my...
608
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,249
- It's a suite. You have a suite.
- Yeah.
609
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,833
- (SCOFFS) It's unbelievable.
- You don't have a suite?
610
00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:44,416
I've got a little box.
611
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,893
Everybody has
a better room than me.
612
00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:47,500
- What are you doing here?
- Everybody.
613
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:48,667
I, I, I...
614
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,917
I was wondering
if perhaps you had...
615
00:22:51,999 --> 00:22:53,208
an extra toothbrush?
616
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:56,416
- Mm, I don't. Sorry.
- Aah, God.
617
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,708
- Can I use yours?
- No.
618
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,083
- Why?
- It's gross.
619
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,017
We were married.
I've used your toothbrush before.
620
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,999
- You've used mine.
- That was so long ago.
621
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,917
Same mouth,
the mouth is the same.
622
00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:08,208
I'd rather not.
623
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,583
Look at the esteem
that I hold your mouth in.
624
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,667
- It's a compliment. Yes.
- Is it?
625
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,184
I wouldn't use
anybody else's toothbrush
626
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,875
- in the entire world. Nobody's.
- Okay.
627
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,792
- Except yours.
- Please. Be fast.
628
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,476
- Do it and go.
- Okay. You know, you're supposed to brush for two minutes,
629
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,249
but I'm, I'm gonna shorten it
just, just for you.
630
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,625
- Thank you. I'll take the floss to go.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
631
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:34,124
- (TED LAUGHING): Oh, my God. Look at you.
- Ted!
632
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,958
- I thought you weren't coming.
- I know, I know. I know.
633
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,208
I told 'em I had to be here. I didn't
want you to be down here by yourself.
634
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,571
- I'm sorry. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
- Oh, no wait. Wait, wait.
635
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,124
No, wait, wait. Ted.
636
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,333
TED: Well...
637
00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:55,708
What are you doing? What?
Fuck. What's going on, man?
638
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,416
- Noth... Nothing's going on.
- CHERYL: Nothing's going on.
639
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,541
- Nothing's going on, okay?
- CHERYL: This is so stupid.
640
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,416
I didn't have a toothbrush.
641
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,851
- Right.
- And she was kind enough to let me use her toothbrush.
642
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:08,875
- Yeah, he...
- So why didn't you take the toothbrush back to your room?
643
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,416
Why are you in my bathroom?
644
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,267
- (STAMMERING): I was here...
- CHERYL: That's my toothbrush.
645
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:15,166
Yeah, it was her toothbrush,
so I couldn't do that. Come on.
646
00:24:15,249 --> 00:24:17,083
You gonna throw that away?
647
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,726
I mean, if you don't want it,
I'll take it.
648
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,625
- I mean, I'm happy to take it.
- Okay, well,
649
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,184
- why don't you go?
- Do me a favor. Just go.
650
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,041
I had a 48-year
toothbrushing streak.
651
00:24:25,124 --> 00:24:26,667
I couldn't let it fall
by the wayside.
652
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,083
- Go. Please.
- LARRY: Okay. Okay.
653
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,166
If Cal Ripkin was missing
his spikes
654
00:24:30,249 --> 00:24:32,184
for one game, you think he
wouldn't borrow a pair of spikes,
655
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,225
- to keep the streak going?
- I don't even know what you're talking about.
656
00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:36,434
- Cal Ripkin. He has the longest of the... streaks.
- Larry, please. Just go.
657
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,124
- (WATER RUNNING)
- (SLURPS)
658
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,291
(GARGLING) - CHERYL: He
said that I was the only one
659
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,375
he felt comfortable...
Okay, Larry.
660
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,667
- This is ridiculous. You got to go.
- Yeah. Okay.
661
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,124
Now this is clean, right?
Yeah. Okay.
662
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:50,667
- What should I do with this?
- Who cares? Just put it down on the floor.
663
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,958
The floor? I don't know. You know, you
make the maid bend down like that. It's...
664
00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:55,684
Sometimes they like it
if you throw it in the tub.
665
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,083
Larry, it doesn't matter.
666
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,601
All right. Yeah.
Throw it in the bathtub.
667
00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:00,545
- CHERYL: Well, go.
- You know what? I'm gonna...
668
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,059
- TED: Hey, hey, hey!
- CHERYL: Oh, my God.
669
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,517
- Get out of my bathroom.
- Yeah. I'm going.
670
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:04,792
- Go, go, go.
- Leave it.
671
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,958
LARRY: Okay. Yeah. Um...
672
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,583
Y-y-you mentioned something
earlier about floss.
673
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:11,833
- Okay.
- TED: Oh, God.
674
00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:13,583
I'm so sorry.
675
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,750
♪♪
676
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,541
- (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
- (DOOR OPENS)
677
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,917
Well? Find anything?
678
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,291
I'm sorry to say...
679
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:28,375
- I did not. The mission was not successful.
- Hmm.
680
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:31,249
Nobody brought an extra tooth...
Why do you smell minty?
681
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:33,999
- I'm minty?
- You brushed your teeth!
682
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,124
Oh.
683
00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,041
I used my finger.
684
00:25:37,124 --> 00:25:39,601
- Finger? You used your...
- Yeah, Cheryl gave me some toothpaste, and...
685
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,541
(SNIFFS) This does not
smell like a minty finger.
686
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,875
I used Tom's.
There's no discernible odor.
687
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:48,208
- Okay. Are you hiding a toothbrush from me?
- I'm not... No, of cour...
688
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:49,875
What's that?
689
00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:52,041
DONNA: Uh, it was probably here
690
00:25:52,124 --> 00:25:54,124
- when we got here.
- That stain?
691
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,833
DONNA: Not a great room,
like you said. (LAUGHS)
692
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:59,249
(SNIFFING)
693
00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:01,583
Chocolate.
694
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,333
I guess.
695
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,375
- (LID CLATTERS)
- Well, well.
696
00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:08,583
Look what we have here.
697
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,875
- Busted.
- Toblerone?
698
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,458
This is not like five M&M's.
699
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,958
This is like a cudgel,
this thing.
700
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,917
It's, it's actually very small.
701
00:26:15,999 --> 00:26:17,541
In weight,
it's not really that big.
702
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,476
All right. Well, you know what?
I have to call the front desk,
703
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,500
- and tell them about the stain.
- No, you don't.
704
00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:23,041
Of course I do.
705
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,625
Hey, this is Larry David
in room 462.
706
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:29,124
I, uh, I just wanted to
inform you that, uh, we
707
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:33,750
inadvertently stained the couch
with some chocolate. So...
708
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,124
Well, yeah. You're very welcome.
709
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,833
Okay. Buenos noches.
710
00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,667
- You did the right thing.
- I feel good.
711
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,999
- I feel good.
- (LAUGHS) I'm glad.
712
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:45,792
Well. (SIGHS)
713
00:26:46,999 --> 00:26:50,083
Shall we proceed
with the tawdry business?
714
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,875
Yes.
715
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,958
♪♪
716
00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,458
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
717
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,792
- Hi. Hi, Mr. David.
- Um...
718
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,893
I was wondering if you could tell
me, is there a place in town
719
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,249
where I could get clothes
720
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,041
for a wedding,
for a man and a woman?
721
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,750
Also, regular clothes, as well?
722
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:09,291
Yes, yes, of course, sir.
There is a great little boutique store,
723
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,083
uh, downtown,
in the Plaza de Manuel.
724
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,625
- Thanks so much.
- Oh, no, of course. And a bonus.
725
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,500
They have a little
carnival today.
726
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,625
- That could be interesting, huh?
- Check it out.
727
00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:20,541
- Will do.
- Of course. Oh, and Mr. David?
728
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:24,083
Housekeeping called, and they took
care of that stain no problem, for you.
729
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,875
- Very good, very good. I'm glad I called. See that.
- Of course.
730
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:29,917
It's already charged to your bill,
so you don't have to worry about it.
731
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,875
What? What do you...
What'd you say?
732
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,458
It's all taken care of.
733
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:36,124
Did you say they...
734
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,792
You said they put it on my bill?
735
00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:40,458
- Yes. They, uh, charged it to the room.
- What?
736
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:43,166
- How much am I being charged?
- Uh, $250.
737
00:27:43,249 --> 00:27:45,833
Are you out of your mind?
I called you up.
738
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,333
- I told you about the stain.
- Yes, sir. We thank you.
739
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,166
You thank me?
How are you thanking me?
740
00:27:50,249 --> 00:27:52,291
By charging me $250?
That's not thanking.
741
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,142
- No, we're fixing it for you.
- What do I care if your couch is fixed?
742
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,351
Suppose I walked in the room
and saw the stain on the couch
743
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,809
and called you up and said,
"There's a stain on the couch?"
744
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:00,249
- Would you charge me?
- No.
745
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,708
Don't you see what's wrong here?
746
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,541
You're punishing me
for being honest.
747
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,917
- I didn't have to tell you.
- You shouldn't have.
748
00:28:05,999 --> 00:28:08,599
I don't give a shit about the couch.
What do you think about that?
749
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,166
I don't care
if you fix it or not!
750
00:28:10,249 --> 00:28:12,750
- I'm never going back to this hotel.
- Please. Come back.
751
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,375
- I'm never coming back here again.
- Oh, but you're welcome to.
752
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,833
- Where's that store?
- Oh, it's downtown, Plaza de Manuel.
753
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,416
- And the carnival?
- Same place.
754
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,875
- Is it fun?
- It's fun.
755
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:23,667
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
756
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,166
Hey. Is everything okay?
757
00:28:25,249 --> 00:28:27,917
Hey, mind your own
business, Mickey.
758
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,875
- I see you met my friend Larry.
- Good guy.
759
00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,083
♪♪
760
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,875
Ah, buenos dias.
761
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:42,667
- Oh, no.
- Buenos dias.
762
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,541
Whoa-ho, pancakes.
Livin' it up, huh?
763
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:49,291
- And berries? Oh, look at the raspberry. May I?
- CHERYL: Oh.
764
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,958
- Um, we're actually in the middle of, um...
- Oh.
765
00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,458
- Breakfast, and...
- Yeah.
766
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,083
I'm just gonna have a raspberry.
767
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,375
Always a gamble.
768
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,083
There's always
a possibility of mold.
769
00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,583
You got to really inspect 'em.
770
00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:01,476
- You need like a jeweler's loupe.
- CHERYL: Yeah, Larry.
771
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,917
- Okay.
- Put a raspberry under a jeweler's loupe.
772
00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:06,625
- Check for mold. But if they're good...
- Okay.
773
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,208
They're worth it.
774
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,166
I don't bite 'em.
Do you bite a raspberry?
775
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,291
Sometimes it gets stuck in your teeth.
What do you do then?
776
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,708
What do you do then? Exactly.
777
00:29:14,792 --> 00:29:17,500
Go borrow somebody's
toothbrush, maybe?
778
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:19,208
LARRY: Hey.
779
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,416
Will you be joining us on
the way back on the plane?
780
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,917
- Yeah.
- Well, in that case, I'm gonna need your weight.
781
00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:27,124
- I'm, I'm not telling you my weight.
- CHERYL: No.
782
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,583
- You're not telling me your weight?
- No. I don't do that.
783
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,947
You're disrespecting
the captain?
784
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:33,124
I am not disrespecting
the captain.
785
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:36,583
- You're disrespecting the captain.
- I'm not telling you my weight.
786
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,083
I don't think you understand.
787
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,416
This is not your grandmother
788
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,291
giving you some instructions
or something.
789
00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:42,958
This is a captain.
790
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:45,667
- I'm not telling you my weight.
- LARRY: Okay.
791
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,917
Will you be...
792
00:29:47,999 --> 00:29:49,583
chipping in?
793
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:53,500
I'm sure you don't want to
be considered a... schnorrer.
794
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,291
Yeah, my understanding
was this was couples, babe.
795
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:58,017
- Right?
- CHERYL: Yes. I paid for us as a couple.
796
00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:00,792
- And I've already paid. Yeah.
- It's a couple thing.
797
00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:03,208
And we're a couple, Larry.
798
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,208
Okay.
799
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,208
- Are you gonna eat that croissant?
- Yeah.
800
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:10,124
- CHERYL: We are.
- LARRY: All right.
801
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:13,208
- I'll guess your weights. Okay?
- Please. Okay. Thank you.
802
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,249
LARRY: Good morning.
803
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:17,166
- Hi, Lar.
- Hey.
804
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,166
Hey.
805
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,792
Don't give me any grief on this.
806
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,625
Okay? I just got an email
from the captain.
807
00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:24,999
And, uh, he wants, he wants
808
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:26,667
the weights for the flight back.
809
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,166
No, you mean the pilot.
810
00:30:28,249 --> 00:30:30,667
Okay. This is neither here nor there.
We need weights.
811
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,333
No, no, no. It's here and there.
812
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:34,059
- He's the pilot.
- SUSIE: It's a moot point.
813
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,667
He could be Captain
fuckin' Nemo.
814
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,083
You're not getting my weight.
815
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,041
By the way, last night
I went to Mickey's room.
816
00:30:39,124 --> 00:30:40,833
- Yeah?
- He had an extra toothbrush.
817
00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:42,434
- He wouldn't give it to me.
- Well, he's the groom.
818
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,333
I'm not gonna say anything
bad about Mickey.
819
00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:46,100
- I'll tell you that much.
- Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
820
00:30:46,124 --> 00:30:48,166
You can play your games
to try and manipulate me
821
00:30:48,249 --> 00:30:51,017
- into saying something bad.
- I'm not playing any games to manipulate you.
822
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:52,541
I'm just telling you
facts, okay?
823
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,809
If you dislike Mickey so much,
why did you even come here?
824
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,875
'Cause everybody's going. It was
presented to me like it would be fun.
825
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,833
- We're having fun.
- It is fun.
826
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,375
Yeah, I'm having fun.
827
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,958
- All right.
- Donna and I are going to the carnival.
828
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:06,416
- Yeah, we're going. It's gonna be fun.
- Yeah. Yeah.
829
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,750
Oh, there, Donna. Come here, bubbeleh.
Come here, sit down.
830
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,917
Okay. Uh, there's nothing,
nothing at the boutique.
831
00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:17,875
- T-shirts. That's it. Yeah.
- No, they have serapes there. That's not... You know what?
832
00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:21,416
I always carry an extra dress in
case there's a dress emergency.
833
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,625
It's gonna look gorgeous on you.
834
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:27,083
It'll fit you to a T.
It's elegant, stunning.
835
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,166
If it fits you,
you could keep it.
836
00:31:29,249 --> 00:31:30,601
- DONNA: You're so nice.
- That is so sweet.
837
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,184
- Of course. I'm generosity itself.
- I can't...
838
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:33,934
- Oh, my God.
- Why would you do something like that?
839
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,267
- That's unbelievable.
- Because she's in need, and I'm giving.
840
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,208
- Excuse me for one minute.
- SUSIE: No more worries.
841
00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,333
No more worries.
842
00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:42,166
Now, what's your
last name, sweetheart?
843
00:31:42,249 --> 00:31:46,208
- Uh, Mayer.
- Oh, of course. Mayer. Yeah.
844
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:49,124
- Hey. I need your weight for the plane.
- Nah, fuck that.
845
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,458
I don't give my weight,
or my fuckin' height.
846
00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:54,083
That's called a goddamn
description of a motherfucker.
847
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:56,208
- So it is. So it is.
- Larry,
848
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,708
you got to try this coffee.
849
00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:00,112
It's the best fuckin' coffee
I ever had in my fuckin' life.
850
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,958
- What?
- Mm!
851
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,166
- Get a fuckin' cup.
- Really?
852
00:32:04,249 --> 00:32:07,375
Watch what the fuck happens to
your goddamn mouth right now.
853
00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,375
Leon!
854
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:16,416
Holy shit. Leon, this is good!
855
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,541
- You're fucking right, it is.
- This is better than Mocha Joe's.
856
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,541
Mocha Joe can't fuck
with this right here.
857
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:24,309
- We got to get these beans.
- You got to get them fuckin' beans, Larry.
858
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,500
- Leon. I think you did something.
- LEON: Ha-ha!
859
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:28,875
Hey. Of course I fuckin' did.
860
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,601
- I'm gonna go find out about the beans.
- Yeah.
861
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,291
You better. Woo!
862
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:34,667
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
863
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,750
Thanks.
864
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:39,917
Hello, sir.
865
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,458
LARRY: I've just come...
866
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:44,249
to offer to you
my most sincere...
867
00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:45,833
and humble apology.
868
00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:49,249
Yes. I caused the stain.
869
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,917
I should pay for it.
870
00:32:50,999 --> 00:32:52,124
You are 100% right.
871
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,583
We appreciate that
you understand
872
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:55,917
it was your fault.
873
00:32:55,999 --> 00:32:57,917
Although, let's face it. I mean,
874
00:32:57,999 --> 00:33:00,541
you could have been sports about it.
But, you know,
875
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:02,851
- water under the bridge. Whatever. Yeah.
- Of course, sir.
876
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:06,249
- I just want to apologize.
- Oh. Of course.
877
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,416
You know what.
878
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,625
- I had a cup of coffee earlier.
- Oh, yes.
879
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:14,792
And I got to say, it was the most delicious
cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.
880
00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,500
- Thank you.
- It was fantastic.
881
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,166
- I was just wondering where you get those beans.
- Oh, yes.
882
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,291
They are the hotel's
proprietary beans.
883
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:24,458
They have been passed down
from generation to generation,
884
00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:28,124
and the family specifically
asked that we keep it a secret.
885
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:31,541
- Yeah, I'll, I'll tell you why I ask.
- Mm-hmm.
886
00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:33,541
My poor sister is...
887
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,083
she's quite ill.
She only has a few months to live.
888
00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:39,416
And the only pleasure
in life that she gets at all is
889
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,124
from her morning coffee.
I know that...
890
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,291
this would add so much
to her life if...
891
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,500
you could find it
in your heart to...
892
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,500
to give me the name
of those beans.
893
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:52,083
May I ask what's wrong with her?
894
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,875
Well, she had, uh, Bell's palsy,
895
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,833
and then it turned into...
896
00:33:56,917 --> 00:34:01,500
Rosenbaum's palsy,
which is quite lethal.
897
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,625
- I'm not familiar with either.
- Oh.
898
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,291
- Is it bad?
- Yeah, it's terrible.
899
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,208
You can't move
a muscle in her body.
900
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,041
Ah. How can
she drink the coffee?
901
00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:14,708
All she can do, really, is lift
the cup up to her lips and swallow.
902
00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:17,375
Literally that is
all she can do.
903
00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:19,208
- Pretty much.
- I see.
904
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,541
I would like to extend
to you and your family
905
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:24,708
my deepest, sincerest
regards for her.
906
00:34:24,792 --> 00:34:26,875
But we can't do anything
about the beans.
907
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:29,875
You know what? Bring her here.
908
00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:31,958
Like I just said, she can't
travel, she can't move.
909
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,434
She's incapacitated. You gonna give
me the name of the beans or not?
910
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:35,833
- I am not, sir.
- Great.
911
00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,643
I'm never coming back here again
for the rest of my life.
912
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:39,041
- Got it?
- Got it.
913
00:34:39,124 --> 00:34:41,524
What's, what's the name of that
place for the clothes, again?
914
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,625
- Plaza de Manuel.
- Plaza de Manuel.
915
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,208
- And the carnival?
- Same place.
916
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,583
- It's fun?
- It's fun.
917
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,083
Never coming back here.
918
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:52,375
(LIVELY MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
919
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,625
DONNA: Oh, wow. This is cool.
920
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:58,249
Yeah. It's supposed to be fun.
921
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:01,917
I love it. I don't know
what you said to Susie.
922
00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:04,041
Whatever it was, it was magic.
923
00:35:04,124 --> 00:35:05,792
- Yeah.
- Turned all the way around.
924
00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,249
I know what makes her tick.
925
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,208
Yes, you do, 'cause
she's my best friend.
926
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,583
Hey, look at this.
927
00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:12,667
- Señor, guess your weight, yes?
- That's not...
928
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,249
- How about that?
- Nah, that's not...
929
00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:15,934
- Yeah, we should do it.
- That's not fun.
930
00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:18,249
I think we should go play
like a carnival game.
931
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,999
- Oh. You don't want to do it?
- Yeah.
932
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,041
- Well, why don't you do it?
- Okay.
933
00:35:22,124 --> 00:35:24,041
- Si?
- Take a shot. Take a shot.
934
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,726
Okay, okay. Señora,
give me a little turn.
935
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,476
- A little turn?
- A little turn. A little spin.
936
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,291
- Yes. That is it. That is it. Ah.
- Okay, okay. There you go.
937
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:32,583
163 pounds, señor.
938
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:35,208
- Si? Yes! (LAUGHS)
- What? Unbelievable!
939
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:37,309
- Gracias. Thank you.
- Right on the head! You nailed it!
940
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,124
- Thank you. Gracias.
- LARRY: You nailed it.
941
00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,750
- Very good.
- Very nice. (LAUGHS)
942
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:43,333
DONNA: Good job.
943
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,166
♪♪
944
00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:49,583
DONNA: Why don't we go,
um, check out some shops?
945
00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,083
Yeah. That's a good idea.
946
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,458
I would guess the lady weighs
947
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,416
155 pounds, señor.
948
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,708
What?
949
00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:57,559
- Wait. We didn't ask you to guess mine.
- What?
950
00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,458
Who told you
to say that out loud?
951
00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,583
How dare you!
952
00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:02,249
You said she weighs 155 pounds?
953
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,601
- Are you sure about that?
- Yes.
954
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:04,975
- A hundred percent positive?
- Yes!
955
00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:06,208
- 155.
- Yes.
956
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,166
Why, you charlatan! You quack!
957
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,609
You have besmirched this woman's honor.
I've got a good mind
958
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,017
to take this up with
the carnival commission.
959
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:13,142
Is there a carnival commission?
960
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:14,500
- No!
- All right.
961
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:15,583
Then I won't take it up.
962
00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:16,851
But you'll be
hearing from me again.
963
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,999
- Okay.
- Let's go.
964
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,166
Let's get away from...
965
00:36:19,249 --> 00:36:21,208
You know what?
I've got more to say to him.
966
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,541
- No...
- Yes.
967
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:24,267
- No, no, no. Larry. You don't... Oh God.
- Yeah.
968
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:26,166
- Hey, what's your name?
- Ernesto.
969
00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:27,541
Ernesto, you stink!
970
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,225
(QUIETLY): Thank you very much.
You did a fantastic job.
971
00:36:29,249 --> 00:36:30,392
I've got five people
coming later.
972
00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,476
I want you to guess
their weights, too.
973
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,667
(YELLING): You hear me?
974
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,083
I got a good mind
to punch you in the face!
975
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,208
No!
976
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,750
(MARIACHI BAND PLAYING)
977
00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,917
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
978
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,667
DONNA: Who are you looking for?
979
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,708
No. No, nothing. Uh...
980
00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:54,208
I thought you wanted to shop.
981
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:57,041
Yeah, we'll shop. Yeah.
Soon. We'll go soon.
982
00:36:57,124 --> 00:36:58,917
Yo-yo for the señorita?
983
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,017
- Oh, yo-yo.
- No, thank you.
984
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:01,917
- Yo-yo?
- No, thank you.
985
00:37:01,999 --> 00:37:02,999
Ah, get yourself a yo-yo.
986
00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:04,708
- No yo-yo.
- BOY: Por favor?
987
00:37:04,792 --> 00:37:05,792
No.
988
00:37:09,124 --> 00:37:10,625
Huh.
989
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:16,708
This is really cute.
Jeff, you gonna win me a prize?
990
00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,768
- I'll be right back.
- DONNA: Where are you going?
991
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,208
Right back.
992
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:24,041
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- (WHISTLES) Ernesto. They're here.
993
00:37:24,124 --> 00:37:26,124
- Yo, ho, ho!
- SUSIE: Hi!
994
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,875
LARRY: Hey, look at this.
Let's do a little dance.
995
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,934
- SUSIE: What are you doing?
- Come on. We'll do a little dance.
996
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,851
- Get your fucking hands off of me. Get off of me!
- Huh?
997
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,559
- JEFF: What are you doing?
- Hey, take my picture?
998
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:37,583
- LEON: Two left feet.
- Yeah. Let's get a different background.
999
00:37:38,249 --> 00:37:39,809
- Yeah, that's good.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
1000
00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:41,083
- How's that?
- JEFF: Yeah.
1001
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,999
Terrific. Hey, Leon.
1002
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:46,041
- You see all the chicks here?
- LEON: Oh, my God.
1003
00:37:46,124 --> 00:37:48,958
- Señoritas everywhere. Oh.
- Yeah, yeah. Everywhere. Huh?
1004
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:52,083
- Yeah, everywhere.
- LARRY: Over there. Look at that one. Huh?
1005
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,625
- LEON: Woo! Yeah.
- LARRY: Yeah.
1006
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:57,875
Cheryl. I am so sorry
about last night.
1007
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,517
- I know. It was really awkward.
- But the thing is, you know,
1008
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:01,142
you shouldn't really
put towels on the floor.
1009
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,500
- I wasn't, um...
- You know?
1010
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,809
Putting a towel on the floor.
You're the one that...
1011
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,124
- Larry?
- Yeah.
1012
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:07,416
- Too much touch.
- Ted, again. I want to apologize
1013
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,583
about the toothbrushing
last night.
1014
00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,583
I just have a 48-year
streak going.
1015
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,309
- I didn't wanna-
- What... What are you doing?
1016
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,768
- What are we doing?
- What are you doing?
1017
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,500
- What?
- Strange behavior.
1018
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,500
Ah, you know, I had
a couple of drinks.
1019
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,517
- SUSIE: Ah.
- TED: All right. Why didn't you say so?
1020
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:22,559
- LARRY: I had a lot to drink.
- So what is there to do in this town, Lar?
1021
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,708
How the fuck do I know?
What are you asking me for?
1022
00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,708
'Cause you're an asshole.
1023
00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:27,999
What was that?
1024
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:32,083
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
1025
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:36,083
LARRY: Come on, it doesn't...
It doesn't look that bad.
1026
00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,500
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1027
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,291
Some kind of hydraulics in here.
1028
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,124
- Does she wear this all the time?
- I mean,
1029
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:44,249
given what she normally wears,
that's pretty tame.
1030
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:47,291
You are, Donna, a vision.
1031
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,958
This is making me so happy,
I can't even tell you.
1032
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:52,708
Elegant, classic, gorgeous.
1033
00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,083
I think she should keep it.
1034
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,958
What's going on here?
Are you our man in Havana?
1035
00:38:57,041 --> 00:39:00,351
- (LAUGHING): This is all they... This is all they had.
- Are you undercover for the...
1036
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:02,059
- They had nothing.
- Are you undercover for the CIA?
1037
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,559
- You've got a big meeting.
- I like it.
1038
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:05,184
- A big meeting coming up.
- SUSIE: I like the color.
1039
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,375
I like you in color.
1040
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,958
♪♪
1041
00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:10,333
Hey. I'll be back.
1042
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,667
- I give to you.
- Okay.
1043
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,059
Might as well give me
the whole fuckin' bottle.
1044
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,083
Walking back and forth,
1045
00:39:14,124 --> 00:39:15,249
- getting refills.
- Hey.
1046
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,416
Beans.
1047
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,124
Sacks of beans.
1048
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,500
LEON: Oh, shit.
1049
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,625
- Come on.
- LEON: Let's get those fuckin' beans.
1050
00:39:25,999 --> 00:39:29,124
♪♪
1051
00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:45,249
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1052
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:47,291
(WHISPERS): Oh, sorry.
1053
00:39:49,792 --> 00:39:51,458
You barely made it, barely.
1054
00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:56,625
(PLAYING BACH'S "JESU:
JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING")
1055
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,291
- Oh, that's pretty.
- Yeah.
1056
00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,750
- It's beautiful.
- Beautiful. Beautiful. It's a Bach cantata.
1057
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,583
You should hear
Yo-Yo Ma's version.
1058
00:40:05,249 --> 00:40:07,541
- Yo-Yo Ma?
- Yeah.
1059
00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:09,041
- Yo-Yo.
- Yeah, Yo-Yo.
1060
00:40:09,124 --> 00:40:10,708
- He's the best.
- Oh, Yo-Yo's the best.
1061
00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:12,708
- Yeah.
- You like that word.
1062
00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,267
- What are you talking about?
- Yo-yo.
1063
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:15,667
- That's crazy.
- Yo-yo.
1064
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,166
- What?
- Just admit it.
1065
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,291
You think I'm yo-ing up.
1066
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,917
Listen, I don't know if you're yo-ing
up or yo-ing down, but you're...
1067
00:40:22,999 --> 00:40:25,166
you're definitely yo-ing.
1068
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:26,999
(SIGHS)
1069
00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:37,667
Hey, Larry.
1070
00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:41,708
Guess what I found
under Cheryl's bed?
1071
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:44,917
You son of a bitch.
1072
00:40:44,999 --> 00:40:46,667
You've been sleeping
with Cheryl.
1073
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:47,958
- No.
- Oh, God.
1074
00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,667
- No.
- Bullshit.
1075
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,958
("HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING)
1076
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,142
You've been doing it for a while, too.
Haven't you?
1077
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,806
That's why you were
in our room last night
1078
00:40:57,875 --> 00:40:59,541
- pretending to brush your teeth.
- No.
1079
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,945
- DONNA: Brush your teeth?
- What?
1080
00:41:00,999 --> 00:41:02,017
You said you brushed
with your finger.
1081
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,458
- LARRY: I been... What?
- Guys!
1082
00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:04,917
You bring me all
the way down here,
1083
00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:06,184
you're sleeping
with your ex-wife?
1084
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:07,792
No, not last night.
1085
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,291
- Earlier.
- TED: Earlier?
1086
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:10,958
- DONNA: What?
- So it's true?
1087
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,792
- Eh.
- Aw, you son of a bitch.
1088
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,309
- You know something?
- SASHA: Oh, God!
1089
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,249
Aah! Larry!
1090
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,708
- (SASHA YELLING)
- (TED GRUNTING)
1091
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:22,541
- SASHA: You fuck!
- What the fuck are you doing? Cut it out!
1092
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,041
- (SHRIEKING)
- MICKEY: Holy shit!
1093
00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:27,792
What the fuck, Larry?
1094
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,792
Sasha. Oh, my God.
1095
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:31,041
Are you all right?
1096
00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:32,458
I mean, seriously!
1097
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:34,500
What the fuck is your problem?
1098
00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:37,184
This is why you don't invite divorced
couples to a wedding, Mickey.
1099
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:38,708
Larry, nobody likes you.
1100
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:40,291
Jeff, back me up.
1101
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:44,041
Uh, you're not gonna get me
to say anything bad about Larry.
1102
00:41:44,124 --> 00:41:46,792
Oh, kiss my ass.
You can fuck off, too, Jeff.
1103
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:49,083
- Fuck you, Mickey!
- (GUESTS GASPING)
1104
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,958
Cocksucker. Go fuck yourself!
1105
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,249
- Anybody gonna help me up?
- CHERYL: Oh, God.
1106
00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,750
♪♪
1107
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:01,875
Uh, you got your passport?
1108
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,416
SUSIE: Hey, Lar, where's Leon?
1109
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,833
Oh, he stayed back, uh, with Mickey.
He's gonna play golf with him.
1110
00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:11,750
(SCOFFS) Mickey.
What a fucking asshole.
1111
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:12,667
Yeah, right.
1112
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,500
This is gonna be some ride home.
1113
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,166
- CHERYL: Oh, God.
- Everybody hold up.
1114
00:42:16,249 --> 00:42:18,225
I'm gonna need your weights
before you guys can get on.
1115
00:42:18,249 --> 00:42:20,309
- SUSIE: No fucking way you're getting my weight.
- CHERYL: You're not doing this.
1116
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,625
You're not getting in my weight.
1117
00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,333
I need the weight
before we can leave.
1118
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,017
- That's not happening. Sorry.
- Okay. Forget it.
1119
00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:28,166
No, I'm afraid it is happening.
1120
00:42:28,249 --> 00:42:29,625
I have the weights!
1121
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:31,059
JEFF AND SUSIE:
How do you have the weights?
1122
00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,708
Because the carnival barker,
1123
00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:34,083
the best weight-guesser
1124
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,833
in all of Mexico
1125
00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:37,541
- gave me this. He's the best.
- What?
1126
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,833
- There you are.
- JEFF: What? How'd you do that?
1127
00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:42,792
- Is that accurate?
- Oh, it's accurate.
1128
00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:44,208
Okay.
1129
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:46,500
Is that why he was spinning
us around like you were...
1130
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,249
- LARRY: Yes.
- Oh, brother.
1131
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,792
That's diabolical, Lar.
1132
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:51,083
I must say, uh,
1133
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,958
there were a couple
of surprises in there.
1134
00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,958
- I'm not gonna say...
- Okay.
1135
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,684
If you would just...
We want the paper back.
1136
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,559
- What are you gonna do with that information?
- Don't worry.
1137
00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,893
- I'm the soul of discretion.
- Unbelievable.
1138
00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:01,917
I'm not gonna
say a word to anybody.
1139
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:04,166
- I'm not gonna tell...
- You're still too heavy.
1140
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,541
(ALL MUTTERING) - No,
it's not the passengers. It's the cargo.
1141
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,917
- Our suitcases?
- No, no, no. Not the suitcases. The, uh...
1142
00:43:10,999 --> 00:43:14,083
bags of beans.
They're all gonna have to go.
1143
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:16,142
- JEFF: Bags of beans?
- CHERYL: What does that even mean?
1144
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:19,083
- Who brought bags of beans?
- You brought bags of beans?
1145
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:22,124
(ENGINE ROARING)
1146
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,458
♪♪
1147
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,375
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
1148
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,208
LARRY DAVID: Gag gift?
1149
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:37,684
No, that's a real gift.
You've never had one?
1150
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,476
- You ever played around with one?
- LARRY: No!
1151
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,726
You cuddle it.
Whatever your journey is.
1152
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,184
("EL DESEO"
BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS)
1153
00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,875
What exactly do you see
in this man?
1154
00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:46,958
I think behind
those dark clothes lies a...
1155
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:48,917
(LAUGHS) Very pretentious man?
1156
00:44:48,999 --> 00:44:50,875
So, the bathroom's
gonna be over there.
1157
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,517
I've got a lot of ideas
for the urinals.
1158
00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,958
You wanna redesign a urinal?
1159
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:55,416
- Elevated planks.
- Great.
1160
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,780
Your feet never touch
the ground.
1161
00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:59,375
- Why?
- That's where the puddles are.
1162
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,975
Do you know what it takes to
stand up there for 90 minutes,
1163
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,041
one-man play?
1164
00:45:03,249 --> 00:45:04,416
It must be quite grueling.
1165
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,541
One wonders why
somebody would do it.
1166
00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:09,083
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)
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