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WOMAN: What's happened?

MAN: I don't know, I think they let themselves in

So, where are we?

They're threatening to torch the place

We should never have taken them to the employment tribunal

They haven't the spine for it

Let me speak to them.

Mind out the way, please

FUNKY '70s COP MUSIC

Amber, Patrick, I know it hurts to be wrong...

Just wait there, I've got Patrick on the phone

Put me on speaker.

You both need to hear this.

Listen, what you're doing now, it won't solve anything...

Where did we make a mistake?!

We had the evidence! The company lawyer!

The sense of entitlement!

You thought you had everything,

but there was one thing you lacked...

..experience.

That comes with age.

We had truth on our side! The photos

Yes, I carried a coffin when off sick.

When a friend needs you, you push through pain.

That photo was indeed evidence, but not of how low I value my work,

but of how highly I value my friends.

I'm so sorry

We were wrong CHEERING

HUBBUB STOPS

I'm sure the moral high ground has a great view, Adam,

but today's not about right or wrong,

it's about employment law

So just keep quiet and let Robyn do the talking

'70s COP MUSIC RESTARTS

You all right, Pete?

Oh! Stinks in here Why you on the couch?

Have you and mum fallen out? What? No, not this time

We're incompatible. Your dad snores

Your mum has night sweats

Pfft, excuse me for my menopause (!) Excuse me for my blocked sinuses (!)

You know how kids don't wanna hear what their parents do in bed, right?

What you doing?! Customising it

If it looks good on me, I'll sell more

You're not going

But it's only a warm-up gig for their tour

Adam's put me in charge of merch

..an-dise Why do they shorten everything?

Not our T-shirts.

What's short for dickhead? Right, laters.

Short for, "See you later". Obvs...

BOTH: ..viously.

You OK?

I've been up in Mum's room

It's gonna take some sorting

Why don't you wait till Sheila gets up?

You shouldn't have to do it on your own

Thought I'd make a start

It's gonna be so hard

Sending all her stuff off to charity shops

Back to charity shops Mm

Did you get any boxes? I left you a message

When? WHEN you didn't answer

HE SIGHS It's... it's home

So... we should... yeah

OK. Right, well

Yes, definitely, OK

Thanks, bye. Bye

At least once Mum's room is sorted

you'll not have to come down here in the night

Because...? You can sleep in there

You want separate rooms? I want a good night's sleep

PHONE CHIMES

Sorry for the misunderstanding the other night

I hope we can still be fiends

PHONE CHIMES

Typo. Friends

Have you seen Liv this morning?

She hasn't surfaced yet,

don't think she got in till quite late

I'll see her later. Have a good day, Matt

Robbie. Good to see you. Hey, nice suit.

Where did you get it? I don't know

Ah, Robbie, still up to your old tricks.

Ah, so this is Ronnie Biggs, is it?

Is this you first day at work, or are you just casing the joint?

Robbie, erm, meet Roger.

Don't worry about him, he's just trying to intimidate you. Really?

Cos I know a thing or two about intimidation myself

You have to.. ROGER GRUNTS

..when you've shared your cell with a lifer

who'll slit your throat as soon as look at you

ROGER GROANS

Nice one.

David, what am I doing here?

Well, Robbie, we are to indulge in some blue-sky thinking.

It's like in prison.

They have their own jargon. You'll soon get used to it.

You see, in plain English, Robbie...

Concentrate. Sorry

..our task is to make this bank appear more cuddly,

so that if the revolution comes,

our directors aren't the first ones

to be put up against a wall and shot.

I love a challenge And this will be one.

FUNKY '70s COP MUSIC

Right, so first, I'll say a few words about ethics

Challenge them on what the evidence really means

On evidence and truth being more complex and slippery than..

Adam

I talk. You keep shtum

That's what Karen said

God's sake

Jesus! You could wait!

Sorry I didn't know you had company!

I'm Toby, Mrs Marsden

I'm a trainee solicitor, I work with Liv

What's he doing here? Leaving.

I stayed the night

Yes, thank you, Toby, I don't need a law degree to work that out. Mum!

When Toby's gone, I'd like a word

In the first instance,

we require full disclosure of all correspondence including,

but not limited to,

emails, social media, WhatsApp groups...

This photo constitutes a prima facie breach of privacy,

in clear violation of the Human Rights Act of 1998.

You will, of course, face civil, as well as criminal, liability.

As for this...

I have copies of the prescription for the pain medication

that enabled my client to get through this distressing event.

You will have to justify putting a long lens in bushes

and photographing bereaved minors during a private funeral.

Any questions?

My card.

So.. Adam.

See you soon See you later.

Well? Well, what?

Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

We were out till late, a bunch of us from Robyn's chambers,

it was raining, Toby's Uber didn't show,

I said he could crash on my floor. On the floor?

Well, yeah, we shared a bed, but we didn't do anything...

Oh, well, that's fine, then

Move along, people, nothing to see here!

You might have had no boundaries when you were young, but I do!

Excuse me, I didn't share a bed with other men

with my boyfriend just down the hall!

It wasn't like that. Toby is not like that.

Anyway, it's none of your business!

It is when you're living under my roof, Olivia,

with your boyfriend, who is practically my son

I like him, Mum.

Are we talking Matt or Toby here?

We didn't sleep together.

I didn't sleep at all. Not next to him. He's gorgeous.

Yes, well, it hadn't escaped my attention

But looks aren't everything, you know

Yeah, but he's funny. And he's so smart.

SHE SIGHS

Ugh

Look, I love Matt. I do.

But we've grown up together. And he...

he's more of a best friend to me now than anything.

And I don't want to hurt him.

And I don't want to lose him as a friend. But...

..I think I want something else.

You won't say anything, will you? To Adam.

Oh, for God's sake, Olivia,

that's gonna make things just so awkward

You're gonna have to talk to Matt, OK? And soon

I know.

Ellie, flat white, please Hey, Adam, how did it go?

Fantastic! Unbelievable She's a fricking Rottweiler!

She had them eating out of her hands

They've already made an offer to settle

She told them to shove it where the sun don't shine

Literally, those words!

Well, they've increased their offer

Oh, my God, I love you!

Hey, you two, this is my colleague, Robbie.

This is Adam. And this is Robyn, who I...

I've heard a lot about you

David's description differed a little from Adam's

Apart from the word Rottweiler

Well, that was from way back, when we were getting divorced.

Well, I've heard about you, too

David said you were charming, didn't mention debonair

Which is odd, cos he does love his fancy words

Sorry to butt in, but me, my improved offer? Yes, sorry

So, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement

and for 12 months, you can't work for a competing firm,

but in return, they've increased your compensation

from six-month's salary to a year

My God, you did work them over, didn't you? Magnificent

To recap, erm, basically, I can't work for 12 months..

Not for an online retailer, no

And in return, they're going to pay me my full salary for a year

Mm-hm

Hmm

Gonna have to think about that..

Erm, yeah, I accept it! Rottweiler

Oh, my God She must have had that for years!

She did. It's from C&A

She was probably waiting for it to come back into fashion

I don't think she could have lived that long

Oh. Worry beads I've not seen them

She used to worry about me, you know

God knows why, you're such a goody-goody

It was easy for you being the second child... Charity

..if I ever went anywhere,

I used to phone home as soon as I got there,

even if I just went round the corner

Oh, yeah, what was it? "Three little rings"!

That was it

She didn't pick up, didn't want to waste the money

But three rings, and she'd know I was safe

I'd forgotten about that

I should get our Adam to do it when he's on tour

Mind you, he could just text

Jen

If she's left everything to the cats' home,

we're gonna bury that in the garden

I don't know what to say, Jen

I'm as shocked as you are

Doubt that

I mean, you'd have thought she would have left me something..

I'd have thought she'd leave you half

What did I do wrong? Nothing, I'm sure

She wrote this eight years ago, when she lived with me

We'll split it No!

Course we will, it's what Mum would want us to do

The clue is in the title

"Her last will and testament."

Splitting it is clearly not what she wanted to do

Hi, can I take a drinks order, please?

Oh, yeah, erm, have whatever you want, tonight is on me.

Can we start with cocktails? Sensational idea!

We'll celebrate my year of living recklessly.

A Cosmopolitan, please Yeah, I'll have the same

Three of those. Coke for me, please, thanks

Matt? Oh, I'll have a beer. Please

Sorry, I have to ask, do you have any ID?

Erm..

I've left it at home It's fake, to be fair.

He's 18 in a couple of weeks.

Can you maybe turn a blind eye?

Thank you.

Thanks, Dad (!)

You're getting your pint, aren't you?!

How come only I got asked for ID? Because we look sophisticated

Mm. Women, not girls

Do you know something?

I think this is the first time we've all been out together,

the five of us. Yeah, our little blended family

Yeah, Mummy, Daddy, three children.

Mm Two of whom are sleeping together

Yes, thanks for that, Ellie.

It's like some weird religious cult

All right, all right, all right.

What are you going to go for? Margherita?

Do you know, for years, that was all I could get him to eat.

And if there was any oregano on it, I had to scrape it off.

Dad! I'm not a kid any more! Well, still got a few more weeks

Jesus

God, where are those drinks?

She could have left me something!

Sheila buggered off to Canada, Mum moved in with us

She didn't change her will then, did she?

Oh, when did we last change ours?

I don't think we've even got one, have we?

Oh. Pete, it hurts so much

Jen, I know she loved you.. and our kids

I think she even had a soft spot for me

But I don't think she felt that way about Sheila

I think she might have written that will out of guilt

Sheila has been very good about it

She's offered to give me half

Oh. Well, that's all right, then

No! That's not the point

I don't want any of it What?!

Mm

Mm-hm

Well, we're not prepared to publish without embossing on the jacket

No

Well, I ordered them a month ago,

so they should be in the warehouse by now

CLATTERING

Mm-hm

Well, the retailer promotion is next Friday,

so I need them by then, OK?

Can you call me back, please? PAPER RUSTLES

Thank you

It's interesting, your job, isn't it?

I used to think so.

Are you bored?

No.

Day two of your year off and you're bored

Why don't you do something?

Go to the Whitworth, to that new exhibition

The Whitworth? Yeah, that's so me.

It's only fun if I go to a gallery with you,

and I slag off the Old Masters. You get annoyed.

Then we come back here for some angry, erm...

Oh.

Let's go for a coffee!

Well, you can make me one if you like. OK.

LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

Adam!

Coffee? Oh, please!

There you go Oh, isn't that yours?

Yeah, but I can make another Well, I can do that

Well, I can make another one, let's not fall out over coffee

We used to wind each other up, didn't we?

Couldn't spend more than a few hours in each other's company

without it kicking off

But since I moved to Canada, it's been fine

Might that be because you're in Canada?

Well, that's my point

We always have lovely conversations on the phone

So you reckon that we can only get on if we're 3,000 miles apart?

I did wonder

Not any more

Sheila, I've changed my mind

I'd like to take you up on your offer

What offer's that, love?

Mum's will

Look, I've talked it through with Pete

It's hit me pretty hard

I wasn't being rational, Pete's the rational one

What do you mean you said no?! Are you out of your tiny mind?!

You don't punch a gift horse in the mouth! What the...?!

So, thank you, I think splitting the money is the right thing to do

Oh, I'm so pleased!

I just said to Marvin on the phone last night,

I was really worried that one day this might come between us

Great! Hey, I hope we get to meet your Marvin some time

Oh. He's a lovely man

You should see him in his uniform Mm!

I bet him and his Mountie mates are very impressive

Oh, he doesn't have many friends

Oh, dear

Well, he's got you, that's the main thing, eh?

Yeah

I can do whatever I want. Nothing, if I feel like it.

Oh, I'm sorry, are we keeping you awake?

What? Sorry, no, I had a rough night. I was on the couch

You and Jenny arguing? No!

We weren't sleeping, so she kicked me out of bed

Oh, put your foot down, let her know who's boss

This is Jen we're talking about.

Well, it doesn't matter,

I'm moving into Barbara's room tonight

Whoa, wait, wait, wait.

You and Jen are going to have separate rooms?

For the time being, yeah

Mate, once she gets you out of the bedroom,

she's not gonna let you back.

Bollocks. And what would I care? I'll sleep better. Fine.

A toast, gentlemen, to the memory of Pete's sex life.

You what? Oh, yeah, separate rooms

It's always bothered me.

One day you'll have sex for the last time.

But you probably won't realise until well after the event.

You'll look back and you'll think, "Hm. That was it."

See, I'd like to know in advance, so I can be at my George Best.

A final performance Ah, no, that's it.

I'll be like Sinatra.

Making comebacks due to public demand.

Do you even remember the last time you did it?

I bet it was more recent than him

We're not talking about my love life! Nothing to say?

There's hope for me yet Well, there is for me, too

And I don't necessarily mean Jenny What?

Her choice, not mine..

Oh, wouldn't you like me to stay?

Just for a bit

Sex?! Seriously?

Oh, come on, love, it's been ages now

At least a couple of prime ministers ago

Pete! I've had cancer!

And all that treatment

And my mother died

I'm not criticising I'm just saying

And anyway, you're better now My mum's still dead

Look, I don't feel like it, Pete

Everything's churned up at the minute

Not to mention my flipping menopause

Well, do you think things will settle down... in time?

I don't know. I suppose

You can wait, can't you?

Just sort yourself out

God! If it means that much to you, go and find it somewhere else!

I don't care

She can't have been serious! No, she was joking!

I mean it. I don't care

Just leave me in peace, I'm knackered

Bloody hell!

Has she given you a free pass!

Of course I didn't mean it!

I'll tell you something though,

if Pete ever did cheat on me, Oh, my God, I'd kill him

And then I'd divorce him

Well, it's a moot point

Yeah, could you remind me what that means again?

It means that David doesn't think you could pull anyone.

It means, Pete, I don't believe you want to

I have admirers

Yeah, in the care home! Without their own teeth. No

Someone on the jury, actually

She's very keen to get to know me better

Oh, well, lucky you. Cos Jen's given you her blessing.

Yeah, cheers

A well-targeted social media campaign

will not only enhance public perception of the firm,

but will also drive

a concomitant uptick in new business leads

Projected budget? Small

50K Sounds good

I'll put it to the board

Has anyone noticed the spikes

they're putting down at the entrance?

Erm, I believe they're to discourage rough sleepers

Probably the council's doing We may have encouraged them, but..

Well, maybe you should discourage them.

It would cost a lot less than Roger's social media nonsense,

and do a lot more for our reputation.

David's right I'm sorry...?

Your aim is to get people to give you their money, right?

Yeah, put crudely

That's the only way I know

There's two ways to get people to part with their dosh

Put crudely, you can kick a door in, or get someone to open it for you

We prefer the latter

In my experience, it yields better results

So, how do you get people to open their door to you,

a grasping, nasty, thieving bank?

Improve our image.

Which is what my social media campaign will do

You don't tell people you're nice, you show them

Yeah, we condemn the spikes and insist they get ripped up.

But then the rough sleepers may return

And I do hate having to step over them

So we make a donation to the homeless shelter.

Help them expand their services.

And prove that we're doing our bit for the poorest in society.

Think of the publicity

The local media will love it

It could go national.

And it would be cheaper than bribing an Insta celebrity

More effective, too

Might even do some good. I hadn't even thought of that

I love it. I love it!

Good work, boys

Lunch... is an underrated meal. Do you know what I mean?

Too often, people eat it on the run.

I mean, literally, you see them on the street,

rushing from one meeting to the next,

stuffing sandwiches down their gobs.

It's a real treat to be able to...

to just sit here and take your time, you know?

To savour the different flavours.

Don't you think?

You need a hobby

She's right, Adam You need something

Yes, I do.

Chloe said you wanted a word

I don't know how she can do her homework with that TV on

Yeah, well, she's not meant to

Is that what you wanted to say?

No

OK. Take that upstairs, please

Phone Ugh!

Yeah?

I've been doing a few sums

And this is the figure I've come up with

Sorry. What's that?

It's the amount I thought I'd give you out of Mum's estate

Well, that's not half Well, no, of course it's not

Well, you said you'd give me half No, I said I'd split it

No. Your exact words were,

"I can't believe Mum didn't give you half."

Well, I couldn't But that doesn't mean I have to

What? I mean, that's about a quarter of what she left

It's 18.6%

I've taken into account the amount of time I cared for Mum,

the amount you did, the cost of your loft conversion

and an estimate of the value it's added to your house

What...? What about my kids? What about them?

Well, they deserve something That's for you to decide

But it shouldn't come out of my half

I'm not getting half!

Adjusted, for the reasons I've explained!

I shouldn't be punished because you had children

while I devoted the best years of my life to caring for our mother

Oh, fuck off! You literally had nothing else to do!

I'm making a very generous gesture here!

I don't have to! Mum didn't want you to have anything

Oh, wow

I don't want to fall out about this

But it's up to you Take it or leave it

Oh, piss off

You're getting an allotment?! Yeah.

Well, I've always wanted one.

You know, maybe I haven't said it out loud,

but I think there's something noble about growing your own food.

It's a direct link with our hunter-gatherer forefathers.

You know you don't hunt carrots? What's this?

Your dad's going green No, I'm going to grow our greens.

I'm joining the field-to-fork movement.

Hey, I'll start with French onions, field to fourchette.

Well, if it gets you out the house

And also, think of the savings we'll make.

This stuff here cost a bloody fortune from that new place.

Here, in time, I could become their new supplier.

It won't last Well, it's only just opened.

No, your enthusiasm

I mean, next it'll be fly fishing, or scuba diving

Or running with bulls in Pamplona Oh, I'd be up for that!

Really?!

Well, not the bulls part, obviously But Spain, definitely

Travelling used to be my thing, didn't it?

I used to go a lot with your mum

And then I met David,

then Josh came along, then the twins

Well, you should have left it at Josh

Oh, dear God, you know what that is?

Do you?

Yeah, he told me earlier. What, the Toby thing?

The what? Toby?

Well, what did he tell you?

Well, he said he's worried that Liv was gonna dump him.

That they weren't getting on. Your turn.

MUSIC: 'Bullshit Anthem' by Fantastic Negrito

OK, look this way

OK, and can I get one where you're shaking Terry's hand, Deborah?

Wonderful

Lovely. Fantastic, thank you

How long have we been waiting?

Well, when we got here, that was new. Nice.

He probably doesn't have a watch.

When you live off the land, see,

you're governed by seasons, not a clock.

Well, let's hope he's not expecting us in the spring. Mm.

Could that be him?

Oh

Shall we meet him half way? At least

Chris? What?!

Chairman of the Allotment Society?

I'm Adam, this is my mate, Pete. Hi

Are you after a plot, too? Oh, no!

I couldn't grow mould on cheese!

Let me show you what we've got

Walk this way

Mould on cheese?

We've usually got a long waiting list,

but recently, we've had a few dig six feet down

Ah. So, taken early retirement, have you?

God. No, no. I'm on a sabbatical Ah!

I believe that's what you call retirement

before you know you've retired

Well, whatever you're calling it,

an allotment's a great way of filling your days

So, let's see. Erm..

We've got that plot next by Alan there..

Oh, Chris, what about you?

..or that one by Ted

Afternoon, Christopher

18.6%

That's how much she reckons Mum loved me. 18.6%!

She had a spreadsheet What, your mum did?

No, Sheila did!

I mean, maybe she's right

Maybe Mum loved her 80..

point... 82..

Eight... Well, 80 point.. God, 80..

Whatever, Mum loved her a lot more than she loved me

You know that's not true

I don't know what's true any more, Pete

I just..

I just can't believe that Mum cut me out

That she didn't leave me anything I don't get it! She did!

She's left you memories

All those wonderful times you had together

Don't let this nonsense spoil it

Or ruin your relationship with your sister

I don't want a relationship with her. Shh!

Now Mum's gone, we don't have to pretend any more

You're taking this out on Sheila,

when it's your Mum that you're angry with

Yeah, well, I can't shout at her any more, can I?

PHONE CHIMES

Well, go on, then

Have you lost my number? Jokes

But please tell me I haven't offended you

It's, erm, Adam It's nothing important

Jen, take that 16.8%

18.6 Yeah. Even better

Both are better than nothing

And for your mum's sake,

please, try and stay on good terms with Sheila

I'm going to bed

Are you sure you wanna be on your own tonight?

I'll see you in the morning

Pete!

I'm so glad you've come round

Does this mean we can still be fiends?

Or... even something more?

Yeah... maybe

Do you want to come in and talk about it?

I think we should talk about it before I come in

All right

You start

I don't want to have an affair

Oh, right. So just friendship?

What I mean is, I'm not looking for a relationship

Physical, yes, but nothing more than that

Anything else would seem like cheating

But sex wouldn't?

Pete, I am not trying to steal you away from your wife

I wouldn't do that

But I like you..

..and I'm lonely

And if you're here, it means in some way,

you have needs that aren't being met elsewhere

So, maybe we have something that we can offer each other

Would you like me to undress you?

No

Would you like to undress?

Could we just sit and talk for a little bit first?

Yeah, if that would make you more.. comfortable

Or less uncomfortable

THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER

Sorry No, you go, sorry

No, you go. Don't.. You go

Have you ever seen The Graduate? Yeah, a long time ago

Well, I feel a bit like Dustin Hoffman

I don't feel at all like Anne Bancroft

SHE SIGHS

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

I can't do this SHE SIGHS

I'm sorry

Shouldn't you be at work? We are. It's a strategy meeting.

Usual, please, Ellie

We should introduce a loyalty card.

Well, I'd come here more Then you definitely should

Stop flirting with her! Why?

Because you want to?

She's an attractive woman

And she's got a soft spot for you

That ship sailed a long time ago.

This is your firm

Did you do this?

Yeah.

Well, with Robbie.

Oh, no, this was all David

He saw injustice, wouldn't put up with it

Got the firm on board, too

I'm quite proud of it, actually.

The firm are sponsoring a homeless shelter for a year.

That's a real achievement, David

I'm impressed

Your coffee, Robyn Oh, thanks, love

Well, I'll see you

Erm, we were just discussing how to celebrate

Were we? We thought a dinner

Maybe you'd like to, erm, join us?

Oh

No. No, no, no It's your celebration

I couldn't impose I'd like you to come.

Well, that's settled, then

How about we meet here, 7PM, tonight?

OK

See you both later, bye

Are you moving in on her, Robbie?! Would you mind?

HE HUMS

What's up with you? Nothing.

Something is Possibly.

It's a surprise.

Yeah, but you want to tell me Oh, I so want to tell you.

Go on, then

SHOUTING You're joking?!

You told Adam about me and Toby?!

You told him? Well, you weren't supposed to say anything!

Are you joking?! You weren't supposed to say..

I was gonna deal with this! What could I do? He's my son!

Well, you didn't do anything with him

How fucking could I?!

We have to live under the same roof, thanks to you!

MATT SNORTS Matt, wait!

Both of you have made life impossible for us!

I asked you not to tell Adam!

SHE GROANS

The one thing I said you couldn't do!

If you were me, you'd have done the same thing. In fact, you did!

What?! You told me!

Oh, bloody hell, more fool me for trusting you!

Yeah, well, Liv shouldn't have trusted you!

Liv! Fuck.

BELL RINGS

Ah! Perfect timing!

What's going on? Well, I love to cook

So, I hope you don't mind, but rather than going out,

I thought we'd eat here

Well, it's fine by me Yeah.

Thank you, Robbie.

The thing is, I've just had a call from my pub darts team

They're a man down. Erm, literally

A wayward arrow. So... I can't stay

But don't worry The meal's all set to go

And Ellie has kindly offered to help serve it up

I'm not stopping, though

I'm meeting friends at the pub

You'll be able to, erm, fend for yourselves?

I, well, erm... I... I think we'll manage

Erm... I've been thinking

You know how you gave me a hall pass?

What?

Permission to sleep with other women

Well, I was only joking

You haven't done anything stupid, have you? No

But I have thought about it What are you talking about?

Just as a concept

And I realised I would rather be with you and have no sex,

than have sex and not be with you See?

That's actually quite romantic!

There will come the odd occasion where I have to..

HE WHISTLES

Less romantic

SHE SIGHS

Hey, come here I do love you, you know

And I do listen to you

How do you mean? I had a word with Sheila..

Taxi's booked

Shelia, please

I like our relationship.. on the phone, with you in Canada

It's a bit odd, but it sort of works

I don't want us drifting apart

You're family

If you want to renegotiate.. No

I don't want it to be about the money

I... I'm just hurt

Mum told me she was grateful to you and Pete

Did she? She did

It gave her a whole new lease of life, her living here

And it did me, too

25%. That's what I'm giving you, whether you like it or not

A bit extra for the kids

They can have the rest when I'm gone

Appreciate it

You don't have to leave tonight, you know?

You could stay a day

Maybe two I want to

I think we get on better with an ocean between us

Just let me know when you get home safely

I'll give you three rings

Do you wanna sleep upstairs tonight?

Yeah?

I'm not promising anything

It's just, it would be nice to have a hug

Do you get the impression that we've been set up?

Ever so slightly Mm.

Look, I wasn't in on all this... by the way.

And if you feel... I mean, we don't need to stay.

Well, this food looks delicious Yeah.

Robbie used to help out in the prison kitchens.

You really are very different to the man that I was married to

Mm.

Really? Mm

Well...

..there we are.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told Matt.

SHE SIGHS I'd have done the same

How is he?

Everyone should have their heart broken once.

I hope you didn't tell him that

I love you.

I love you, too

I'm not gonna get an allotment.

No?

I hate gardening. Hmm

LAUGHTER

Oh, hi there. Late night?

I've opened up and cleared your romantic little table away

Well, thank you very much, Ellie

Thank you, Robyn.

That was...

really, really good fun.

I had a lovely time

PHONE RINGS

Hang on, leave it

Two..

..three. Hmm

She's fine

HEAVY THUDDING

BEEPING

METAL SQUEALING

What's that noise?

My surprise. I got you a present.

Come here, come on. Come on!

You said you missed travelling. I bought it from the allotment.

I'm gonna do it up as a project, and when it's ready,

I thought we might take to the open road

and have ourselves a little adventure.

The neighbours are gonna love having a half-finished camper

rotting on the street Mm.

I love it

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