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We're throwing a wedding for my wife's friend from New York.

But you don't really care about that.

Thank you so much.Sure thing.

Honey, I think we need to reallyjust start organizing

some of this inventory because...Sure, sure.

...you know, Sierra's just got a very specific vision

of what she wants, and I just --

I-I do want it to be perfect.

How much are we spendingon this?

Oh, we're not -- we're not spending. Yeah.

We're not? Sh-- No, no. She's paying for all of it,

and she's actually giving us a little

[Clicks mouth] little bit of cheddar on the top.I don't hate that,

because, you know,we could use the money. That's why we're trying to -- Yeah.

If she wants to spend a bundleon white tablecloths,

God bless her.White? Are they white?

Yeah, it's white -- white tablecloth.

Okay. [ Sighs ]

They're light cream. Thank God. You nearly gave me a heart attack.

Okay, let's seewhat we got in here.

Oh, my goodness!We've got a light cream bunny.

Those should be white.

Those arewhite. Oh, you're messing with me now.

I'm messing with youto keep it light.Okay. Yep.

Hey, guys. I finished folding all the napkins.

But I-I think that you're kind of wasting my strength.

I mean, I'm very strong.

You know what you could do is do some ironing for me.

Ooh! Yeah, you'd begreat at that. That's great.I need you to do some ironing.

Yes.Yeah. Give me the heaviest iron you have.

Great. That's awesome.Great job.

Oh, my God, Mike, she's here. She's here! She's here.

Look who's here! Oh, my God.

Bonjour and shalom, bitch!Oh, my God.

Woman!I'm getting married!

[ Both scream, laugh ]

[ Conversing indistinctly ]

I don't even knowwhat they're talking about.

Do you think they're talking about me?

I do. No, that wouldn't make sense, right?

No, I think they are.You think they are?

Yeah, your strength.

--Captions by VITAC--

♪♪

Rio: Right. So, this is what I was thinking --

that we'd line up guests here

and they would sort ofsage you and Lars.

Saging's a little bit basic.

Y-Yeah.Yeah, that is basic.

So, maybe we won't do that, but like --

But I feel like no one's basic anymore.Yeah.

Like, let's be basic.Yeah, and so, I was thinkingwe should be basic.

And so -- Yeah. God.

I mean, this place, it's just so...

It -- It's like...

...real.

...real. [ Sighs ]You know?

Yeah.

And, like, he's so...

American and cool.

Oh, yeah.Jacob. I'm Jacob.

Jacob, I love your outfit.

Ja-- What -- What's happening?It's Jacob.

You can just go with it.Oh.

And this is Rudy.Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Rudy, this is Sierra.

I think that you are the unkempt man

who lives in the barn, right?

You're the littlest personI've ever met. It's an honor.

Okay, total sidebar --

can I just say you have an exquisite body?

You may.

I'm so glad someone finally said it.

I've been thinking it the whole time here.

Guys. Hey.Hey. Hi.

Okay, this is the local ensemble team

that is going to bringyour wedding to fruition,

and this is Sierra.

I am absolutely teeming with gratitude

for your guidance and nourishment

as I make this transition into my married life.

Yeah.You know, my dear friend Marianne Williamson

just said some wise words to me --

"Love is like a book,

and I appreciate you helping me writing this next chapter."

That's really sweet. Jacob: Oh, wow.

This is why she's the best,you guys. [ Chuckles ] Kent: [ Chuckles ]

I follow you on Instagram.

You never respond to my messages.

Oh, I don't handle my messages.

You have to talk to Katsana about that.

Oh. Um, okay.

So, let's just do introductions.Obviously, I'm Rio.

I'm the best friend.I'm the wedding planner.Yes.

I'm whatever --mother of pigs.She does it all.

Should we -- Do you want to --Clara, do you want to --

[ Clears throat ] Um, I'm Clara.I am a Pisces,

and I will be making your 22-tiered wedding cake.

Oh. Um, did you --

So, 20 two-tiered cakes.

Yeah, we're saying the same thing.

I don't think we are.So -- What did you say?

-Twenty two... -22-tiered wedding cake.

Great. Okay.

And Jacob, you're on decor.

You're gonna be doingthe thousand origami cranes.

[ Scoffs ] If all I can do is fold paper, how come this?

But you're good for origami cranes?

Yeah, yeah. I can fold the cranes.

Okay. Um, alright.

Here's another thingthat we should discuss,

which isthe father-daughter dance.

Like,what do you want to do?

It's obviously a unique situation.

You have two dads --Daddy and Pop-Pop.

Like, do you want to dancewith them at the same time?

You know what? I am feeling --

I'm feeling a little deluged right now.

Oh, okay. You know?

[ Gasps ] Why don't we open a bottle of champagne?

Sure. And so -- Ooh.

I feel like we should, like,finish the meeting first, right?

And thenwe can do champagne?

Ooh, sounds like Rio's putting the "snore" in "Bucksnort."

[ Laughter ]

Kent: She got -- That's --Okay, okay.

I love it. Very funny.

I love it.She's very funny.

Oh, hey, Brandon, where do you guys keep cannons

for shooting, like, rose petals?

Come on, man.We don't even have shampoo.

Oh.Constance: Brandon!

Is that Mike? I need to talk to him.

Hey, bud, be careful.She is on a war path right now.

She already ticketedthree people for jaywalking.

We don't even have a crosswalk.

Okay, okay.Mike.

I noticed that you placed a very large order of alcohol.

Now, you know you can't serve that at a wedding...Mm-hmm.

...without a liquor license.

We don't need a license for that, do we?

I mean, it's -- it's not on my list.

Let me see that.Well, you know, I need that back. Okay?

So, you're having the wedding at Rudy's barn?

Is he okay with that?

Yeah. Yeah.They-- They're not speakingright now.

Oh. Okay, we got butterflies -- no.

Fireworks -- nope.

I'm denying your wedding permit.

Wait, did we even apply for a permit?

No. Would you like one?

Uh...sure.

Denied!

Mm-hmm.

Okay, so, this clearly

has something to do with the breakup.

100%. Definitely. Yeah.

But I'm not gonna bethe one to tell her.Are you kidding me?

Listen, I can't have your mom on full tilt for this wedding.

So, we've got to figure out

how to cool things down between Constance and Rudy.

Yeah, we -- we just got to

figure out a wayto break the seal, right?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.Create some conversation.

There we go.Help them move past this.

Yes, and we got to fast-track it.[ Bells jingle ]

Brandon, watch the register.

I'm gonna go tase someone.Alright.

Theresa,I know I've been getting

a lot of comments on my body lately,

but I'd appreciateyour brutal honesty.

[ Theresa bleats ]

You're just jealous.Mike: Hey.

Rudy, I-I was hoping to talk to you

for a second about Constance.

We had a clean break.

Cold turkey's the only wayto stop anything.

Six years ago,I stopped making left turns.

Haven't done one since.

So, h-how then do you --

Three rights, Mike.Fascinating.

Uh, just to bring it back to Connie, she...

asked i-if she could get a recipe from you.

What recipe? She knows the onlything I make is trail mix.

Uh-huh. She wants to know your peanut-to-almond proportions.

So, uh, she's on her way --

On her way now?Yeah. She'll be here.

On her way.Maybe we could regroup in, like, 30 minutes?

Great. I look forwardto telling her my nut ratio.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah. It's just --

You have a weird smile on your face.

No, I really don't.Okay.

[ Chuckles ]Well, look...

I've got to find a place to rent a chuppah in Nebraska,

which is quite a challenge, but I'll see you shortly?

Okay. Okay.

[ Laughter ]Wait, Rio, do you remember when we threw the rave

in the Meatpacking District, and I got salmonella?

How could I forget?Oh, my God. We were rolling so hard.

It was ridiculous.

My God, are you guys talking about drugs?

I lost my virginity on Ibuprofen.

Ooh. Did you wait for itto kick in?

I didn't think of that.

Are you guys carrying right now?

Because, like, if you were to totally peer-pressure me,

I would do it.

We're not doing drugs.

Okay, well, look, if you wantto get a little loopy...

Mm? ...I have gotsome horse tranquilizers.

Oh, my God. Kent.Ooh.

Kent coming in hot with suggestions.[ Laughs ]

You're not gonna likehow they're administered. Yeah.

Horse tranquilizers -- Oh, wait. [ Laughs ]

Hey.What do you have?

I have wedding planning. Come on.

Oh. Boo. Can we focus on that later?

[ Mock snoring ][ Laughter ]

Come on, Rio. You really have changed.

I mean, I'm telling you, she used to be fun.

Now it's just like -- [ Imitates airplane falling ]

You know? It's like downhill.

Like, what happened?I'm still fun.

[ Chuckles ] No.I still have fun.

I throw down. I throw down a lot.

If you throw down, why don't we throw a par-tay tonight?

Oh.Like we used to, right?

Yeah, yeah.Totally debauched bacchanal.

Oh, here? Here?Like a full-blown rave.

What do you think? Are you down?Oh.

I think -- I think yes.Yes!

Yes! Right?

[ All cheer ]

Annihilation!Yes!

Whoa, chug it!Take it down, take it down!There we go. There's the Rio I know!

Yes! Yes! Get it! Yes, yes, yes!

Mm!Oh. Are you okay?

It's just -- Uh -- Th--

There's a lot more in there than I imagined.Oh.

Brandon said that Rudy wanted me to meet him here

because of what?

W-What again?

He saw a large naked man walking by,

and he made a citizen's arrest,

but the man escaped because he was covered in oil,

and now Rudy wants to do a police sketch.

[ Whispering ] That's too much.That's way too much.

W-W-Wait, wait, wait.

He said he was gonna be waiting for me here?

Is that what you -- I don't see him.

[ Normal voice ] That --That could be my fault.

I-I might have got the time wrong.

But I'm sure he just stepped outfor a second. Mm-hmm.

He'll be right back.Yeah.

You know, this is such a waste of my time.

I could have been setting up a speed trap.

This is so stupid.

What the hell, Mike?

Come on.I held up my end of the bargain.

[ Theresa bleats ]

Oh. What's this? W-What is it --

What do you goton your neck here, Theresa?

[ Theresa bleats ]

[ Paper rustling ]

Okay. "Sorry, but I can't talkto Constance.

I've gone intomy underground bunker...

for two to five years,depending on how hungry I am.

Please take care of Theresa,and don't try to find me.

Love, Rudy."

And then, I don't know,

eight pagesof goat care instructions.

"Drain glands at least three" --

No. No, no, no.I'm not draining any glands.

No, Mike.

We made this worse.

Oh, hell yeah.Yeah, it's much, much worse.

We have to find that bunker.

Jacob: And it's good! [ Chuckles ]

Hey. Hey.

Can I, um, clear some of thisoff, whatever that is?

Yeah. Whatever.

Ow!

Aah. I'm bleeding.

Aah, I guess paper really does beat...rock.

Make sure you are banging backsome electrolytes, okay?

Yeah. You're doing a lot of flexing.

Ah. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Holy smokes. Whoa.

Who's the lucky guy?

[ Laughter ]Me? Is it me? No, I know.

No, no. Okay.

So, Sierra called me a "Buck-Snore"...[ Laughs ]

and I mildly overreacted,

and now we're throwing a small, but intimate rave in the barn.

And I hope Rudy doesn't mind, which I don't think he will.

Do you think he'll mind?

I don't think he'll mind.

He is underground in his bunkersomewhere on our property.

He what? He's in -- He's in a what?So I'm I'm trying to locate him.

Don't worry about it.You know, worst-case scenario,

we'll just --we'll cancel the wedding.

We'll be able to see Rudyin two to five years.

Now --What? You -- What do you mean the wedding is not --

That's, like --Brandon and I are on it.

Okay, so justenjoy your rave, honey.Okay. 'Cause, yeah, I'm trying to, like --

Okay. Phew.You can get blackout drunk

and earnSierra's respect back.Oh, well --

But watch out for Connie.She's on the war path.

Well, nothing ever crazy happens in this town,

so I think I'm good.

[ Techno music plays ]

♪♪

Hey!Sierra: Rio!

What a dope milieu!

Yes.

Yeah, so dope!

So dope! I love it!

Rio, everyone has hands!

We -- Yeah.We all have hands!

Yeah!

I did drugs!

[ Man rapping in Spanish]

Rio! Oh, hi.

I just saw Rudy crawling on the ground like a cat.

What are you chewing?

Clara,what are you chewing?

I told you not to chewany more of those gummies.

Are you chewing those gummies?

Clara. Oh, I should take my top off.

No, I didn't say that.

You know what?Just stay with me here.

Now hold. Look at this hand.

Stay with me.You're watching my fist.

You're watching my fi-- Water.

Wow!Go and take it outside.

This is awesome.

Oh, God. Hello.

Yes. Hi. Who is that guy?

I think he follows meon Insta.

And that got him here somehow?Eh, you know what?

I posted about the barn, somaybe he saw my location tag.

Oh, wow.

[ Car horn honks, people cheering ]

Oh, that's...Oh, my God.

[ Horn honks ]

Come on, guys!I-I-- Oh.

[ Grunts ] Another cow bone.

How many does that make?

Enough to make nine full cows.

Constance: Whoop, whoop!

Get your hands in the air and drop your bone!

Hey, Ma.

I was just helping Mike mow his land.

Don't fix your mouth to lie whenI got a megaphone in my hand.

What the hell is going on?

Mike came up with some crazy idea

about getting you and Rudy to talk.

But I said, "No, Mike. That's not right.

This is none of our business."Oh!

I-- W-- Really?

Yeah.Rudy went down into his bunker

because I suggested thatyou guys have a conversation.

Rudy went into his bunker?

Yes. D-- Has he told youwhere it is?

No, he didn't tell me.

Don't worry, Mom. This is Mike's mess.

Just Mike.

But I'm-a help you fix it.

You are such a good son,Brandon.

We raised you right.

But you,on the other hand --

Why didn't you just leave us alone?

Well, I would have loved to have left you alone,

but one of you lives in my barn

and mopes around all day long,

and then I bump into you, and you've got a long face.

So I know this isn't going so well,

you cutting him out of your life.

So, you're gonna forcetwo adults who just broke up

to be friends

so that you can get outof getting a liquor license?

When you phrase it that way, sure,

it does sound a little insincere.

I-It's just awkward between us.

I-I don't even know howto be friends with him again.

Well, I do believe step one

is extracting him from beneath the earth.

[ Exhales sharply ] And then what?

You take a little baby step,

and then it leads to another,

and you move --Hey, I found something!

Is it Rudy?

[ Techno music plays ]

♪♪

S-Sierra, I wonderedif you could just make, like,

a really chill announcement,

just telling peoplenot to wreck the farm,

mainly 'cause it's, like,my livelihood or whatever,

and, you know, it justhas gotten a little bit bigger

than I initially thought it would.

Look, I'm sorry for putting the party on Instagram.

Oh.

I just wanted my family to see me having a good time,

and I thought they would change their minds

about not coming to the wedding.

Uh, what?

What do you mean, your family'snot coming to the wedding?

Daddy totally despises Lars.

Whatever. Do you want more moonshine?

No, I don't want more moonshine.

I want to talk to youabout why Daddy

doesn't want to cometo your wedding.

Yes, but Kent's about to jump

from really high up for no reason.

Kent is what?Kent:Who wants to see me jump, baby?!

[ All cheering ]

No, no! Not -- No, Kent!

Whoo! I need a landing zone! Get that hay in here!

Sierra, Sierra, listen.

It's a really big deal,what you're saying.

I-I want to talk to you.That's what I'm here for.

Man: Look! over here!Woman: What is it?

Oh, my God!

Guys! Door in the floor!

[ All cheering ]You're avoiding meright now.

Man: Door in the floor! Door in the floor!

Door in the floor!

Kent: Alright! Here we go!

[ Body thuds ]Wha -- Ooh!

[ Swing music plays ]

[ Door opens, techno music filters in ]

♪♪

Barn man!

[ All cheer ][ Techno music plays ]

♪♪

What is it? More cow bones?

It's Clarabones. [ Laughs ]

Oh.

Clara, are you okay, girl?What --

Oh, yeah. I ate all these gummies,

and then I saw Rudy crawling in the barn,

and then all these people showed up,

and I was like, "Nap before orgy."Mike: W-W-Wait.

You saw Rudy?Yeah.

In the barn?You two dummies

did not check underneathRudy's barn first?

[ Hip-hop music playing ]Wow, this is incredible.

♪ Okay, hello, ladies, it's party time♪

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow.

♪ And it's hardly 9:00♪

♪ And you already on that dance floor♪

♪ You ain't even gotta let your man know♪

♪ That I'm in here to get down♪

Sierra, what is going on?

Why is your familynot coming to your wedding?

Oh, my God. Can you stop? I don't care.

Neither should you.I docare.

I do care. You're hiding here.

I'm not hiding.You're not hiding?

You're literallybehind a bunch of cans

in -- inan underground bunker

in the middleof Bucksnort, Nebraska.

I am fine. No.

I am fine. Leave me alone.

Uh --You say that you haven't changed, but you really have.

Yes. I have.

I have changed.

I admit that to you.

I do not want to be in thisunderground apocalypse bunker

with a bunch of strangers fromthe Internet that I don't know.

Don't look at me like,"Oh, yeah, I got you," okay?

There it is.I have a farm with my husband.

Yes, we get it.

You own a farm, and I'm just

some dumb party girl from New York. Uh --

Sierra,please don't do that.

Excuse me. I'm gonna go get my swerve on

and spank that sexy grandfather clock.

♪ Who am I kidding? Let's ride♪

♪ Baby, I'm about to show you the best time...♪

Out of my way! Police business!

Y'all are under arrest!

[ Music stops ]What in God's name is going on here?

Damn, Rudy!

You all are under arrest,

and your weddingain't never gonna happen.

This might be bad timing, but Rudy -- what a bunker!

Alright, it's time for mugshots.

Come on, Rudy.

Rio: Great, great, great.

Great.Mm.

[ Chuckles ]

I do find it beguilingthat this anteroom

also servesas a penal holding facility.Oh, my goodness.

Can't you just say that it's cool

the room also serves as a jail cell?Mike, that's not productive.

Why do you got to be so hoity-toity about it?I was trying to break the ice.

Turn to the left.[ Camera shutter clicks ]

So, Rudy, how long were you planning

on stayingin that damn bunker?

Not sure. It depended on how well

I responded to the taste of thrice-filtered urine.

And you were gonna stay down there

just becauseI wanted to talk to you?

Rudy, come on.We can't live like that.

Don't worry. I wouldn't have lasted long.[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Ate most of my snacks in the first hour.

I'm powerless over peanut butter.

Alright. Turn to the right.

The only thing I missed about the aboveground world was you.

Even if we're not speaking...

it's nice to be on the same side of the dirt.

Well, Mike was tryingto rope Brandon

into making us friends again,but [Sighs]

we'll eventually get there.

I'm just not ready for that yet.

I agree.

May I face you?

Yes, go ahead.

If only there was some way I knew you were doing okay,

but I didn't have to see you all the time.

[ Sighs ]

Hope that doesn't mean I have tojoin some kind of social media.

[ Sighs ] Just --

♪♪

It's a police scanner.

Just turn it on and listen.

You'll hear my voice...

and I'll know that you'll belistening out there somewhere.

This is wonderful.

Ten-four.

Copy that.

[ Clears throat ] Okay. You know what?

I already tried to force two other people together today.

It did not go well.

Might as well try it again.

[ Clears throat ]

You guys -- You can't do this.

You can't do this.

You're -- You're not even looking at each other,

you're ignoring each other, and you're old friends.

Do you know how rare that is?

Everyone changes,

but only a few lucky people get to have someone there

that witnesses the whole thing.

You want to lose that?

You're gonna throw all that awayover some fatuous dispute?

Oh, that's right, sister. I know some long words, too.

Don't do that.

Sierra...

back in the day,

we would go out, and we'd [Chuckles] party

and, like, hit on guys, and it was fun, and...

You know, but now --

Yeah.I mean, we've changed.

Yeah. You're a farmer.

I'm growing up.

I'm getting married to a guy20 years older than me.

Yeah.Wow. 20 -- 20 years?

Yeah. I love it.

I actually wish he was older,like Rudy.

Sure. Yeah.

Rudy's a smoke-show,and I want a puff.

Experience.

I mean, I feel like just becausewe change doesn't mean...

you know, we can't still be friends, right?

[ Sighs ] Look, remember thatnight right before you left,

and we went out all night?Yes.

And then we ended up at, um...Up at the Broadway Diner.

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God,and the waiter thought

you were trying to hit on him, which you were.

Yes. I was. Totally.You know?

And I was like, "You should" --Oh, okay.Pretend I'm not here. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. He's very good like that.

Mm.Okay.

That was my favorite partabout going out with you.

It wasn't the long nights.

It was the breakfastthe next day.

It's the breakfast the next day!

I love you so much, breakfast! Breakfast!

Aww!Ow, ow. Okay.

Love you so much.I love you, too.

It's just, my shoulder's getting a little...

thrown out. Okay.

That was beautiful.Sorry.

Alright, you're free to go, and the wedding is back on.

Ah!Oh, look at that.

Connie, thank you.

Look what I got.

Oh.Oh. Great.Oh.

Rio: Why does Daddynot like him?Sierra: [ Sighs ] It's a little --

You know what I mean?It's a little hard to pin down...

Sure....but I think it's because he got caught

low-key maybe embezzling some money.

What? Lars did?Not, like, real embezzlement.

What, like -- What --But, like,embezzlement-adjacent, you know?

Guys, thought you might wanta hearty breakfast. [ Sierra and Rio gasp ]

Oh, my God! Breakfast!Oh, my God! Breakfast!

[ Both laughing ][ Chuckles ]

Mike, thank you so much.No, literally, this is so good.

Thank you. You saved my wedding.I love this.

I'm obsessed with you.I wouldn't let a wall of fire

stand between youand this embezzler, so...

Okay. Thanks....the honor's mine.

What did he embezzle?

Well, Bernie Madoff was his mentor.

Oh, wow.

But Bernie was actually really nice.

Ow!

Hey, Clara.

No, n-n-n-not so,so, so, so, so loud.

So, so, so loud.

[ Chair scrapes ]

Don't do that. Don't do that.

[ Groans ]

Oh. If you...

[ Sighs ]

No, no. Don't even try. It's impossible.

Doesn't even matter how strong you are.

There's just -- There's just no way.

How did you...

I want you to pick me up andhold me like a baby kangaroo.

[ Chuckles ]

That's pretty cool.