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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) Well, well, well, look who decided to get

out of bed and not go to work

today.

Well, mom, you know, I don't have a

job.

And I was planning on hanging out with

my friends today.

So as far as my watch is concerned,

I'm on time.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

You're, you've become such an irresponsible individual.

You know, just because I told your dad

I'd do the favor for you and let

you stay at my house while he's overseas,

doesn't mean that I'm encouraging this kind of

lazy behavior.

You need to get a job.

You need to find your own place.

You're a grown man.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

You have the ability to work.

I think you're a bright young man.

I think you're just a little too lazy

for me.

Oh my gosh.

I think you're taking advantage of my kindness

and it's not right.

But you've always been the coolest mom on

the planet.

Yes.

I am very cool.

You're right.

That's why I let you stay here.

And that's why I'm also going to teach

you how to take care of yourself, beginning

with making your own breakfast.

I already know how to make breakfast.

Milk, cereal, bowl, spoon.

I got this.

Okay, that is not even nutritional for you.

You need to get some protein in you.

Different kind of protein other than milk.

So I prepared a little something for you

to learn.

I'm going to teach you how to make

the simplest thing.

Scrambled eggs.

Not over easy, just scrambled eggs.

You can't even mess it up.

Okay?

Yes?

Okay.

All right.

You know, sometimes you just really surprise me

with your amazingness.

So first, we need to grease up the

pot or the pan, okay?

You remember this?

I'm going to try.

There we go.

Add a little heat.

And we'll just start with really low heat

for you.

Okay?

Are you paying attention?

And then you're going to spread the butter

throughout the whole area so that the egg,

once you crack it, doesn't get stuck to

the sides.

Can you see what I'm doing?

Sweetheart, pay attention.

Yes?

Yes.

Good.

I can't believe you're still in your PJs.

You didn't even take a shower yet, did

you?

No.

So were you just planning on being lazy

all day?

Well, cereal and video games are friends.

I think you're much better than just living

in my basement, okay?

This generation, unbelievable.

You guys are all fucking lazy.

From now on, I'm going to have you

cook breakfast for me.

If you want to stay in my house.

We're going to start there because you're not

even paying rent right now.

Absolutely ridiculous.

I do spoil you and you take advantage

of my kindness.

All right.

So now that we have the butter spread

all over.

Oops.

Sorry about that.

And you're going to take the egg.

And you do this.

You crack it.

There's a little crack there.

Take both of your fingers.

And if you wanted to only do egg

whites, you leave the yolk in there like

that.

See how I did that?

But we're not going to be healthy today.

We're going to add the yolk.

A little fat's good for you, right?

And don't be wasteful.

Make sure you take all the yolk out

of that shelf.

Yes, mom.

Okay.

So how many eggs do you think you

want?

One, two, three.

Are you feeling really hungry?

Really hungry.

I am too.

Okay.

So now what you would do is you

would stir it.

Add a little salt, a little pepper.

It depends what you like.

So I think since you're wearing your big

boy pajamas, maybe you could take over and

just stir it until it's cooked.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I think I might mess it up.

Oh my goodness.

I think if you just trust me, I'll

hold your hand.

There you go.

You just stir it like that.

Maybe you can increase a little bit more

heat.

But it seems like it's taking too long.

Now go ahead.

You can crack the yolk.

Don't be afraid of it.

You're so silly.

Don't worry.

I won't let you burn the house down,

okay?

Okay.

You can slow down.

See, it's not even cooking yet.

I'm gonna increase the heat a little bit

more.

It's getting warm in here, isn't it?

Are you paying attention?

I was just liking your robe.

Your robe looks awesome.

Oh, thank you.

I'm gonna confess something to you, Daniel.

I do like having you here.

It is nice to share my breakfast and

lunch and dinner with you.

And sometimes this big house gets a little

lonely.

That's why I don't give you a lot

of shit.

I can't imagine you would be lonely.

Well, that's kind of why I want you

to my house.

Because I don't think it would be appropriate

to bring dates over and try to explain

this whole situation of having my stepson here

and me explaining how I am really divorced,

yet my stepson's still in my house.

So you're really planning on moving on, huh?

I think so, yes.

I mean, yes.

All right.

Well, maybe I'll try to get a job

later.

Yeah?

You think?

Yeah.

Let me help finish those eggs real quick,

though.

If you do a good job for me,

maybe I'll give you a little treat.

You know, you never bring any girls around.

Is that because you're embarrassed of me?

No.

Well, you know, you're obviously, you know, sexy.

You think so?

Yeah.

And, you know, I don't bring girls home

because maybe you might not like it.

No, I want you to find a nice

young lady.

Maybe she will motivate you to be more

responsible.

Well, even if I had one, I'm not

sure if I would know what to do

with one.

You know.

Really?

Some girls like this, some girls like that.

I think sometimes I'm too nice or sometimes

I'm just weird, kind of awkward.

I don't know.

Do you have any advice?

Maybe you have some advice for me.

Um, I think you should be yourself because

you are definitely a nice young man.

Although lazy, definitely nice.

And I think you could find a nice

girl that will appreciate that.

And, um, I mean, you're a very good

looking man.

So, young man.

And I'm sure if you're just as equipped

as your dad, you wouldn't do anything else.

Here, why don't you take this?

All right.

I think you're doing a good job.

Okay.

Be sure you get the sides.

You're doing a great job.

I couldn't help but notice the outline of

your cock and those pajama pants.

I've just been very lonely.

I'm very horny.

And you've been making it hard for me

to bring anybody home.

You don't mind, do you?

Thank you for teaching me how to make

breakfast.

Anything.

Oh, I guess my intuition wasn't on.

I was definitely right.

I should just eat your eggs.

It's getting warm in here.

Keep stirring.

Oh, you're even better than I remember your

father being.

You handle those eggs and I'll handle these

right here, okay?

Oh, yeah, I can taste

you already.

Someone likes this.

How are those eggs coming along?

They feel like they're just about done.

I think you're going to make me come,

stepmom.

Oh, yeah.

Is it okay?

Oh, yeah, you come.

I got the plate for you to come

on.

Where should I come?

I'll make you my breakfast.

Or maybe, maybe I just want to be

alone.

I feel like you dripped down my throat.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's what I call breakfast of champions.

How are those eggs looking?

Danielito!

Daniel!

Get your ass over here.

What's going on over here?

This is what I'm talking about.

What?

I'm not your maid, okay?

And...

Um...

This lawn...

This dryer...

It's filled with your clothes.

You can't even take out your own clothes.

So I do your laundry, I cook for

you, and you don't even have the decency

to take your clothes out and fold them?

But I don't even know how.

And you've been doing it for me forever,

so why change things now?

Did you just really say that?

You're unbelievable.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is going to stop now, okay?

I'm going to teach you how to do

your own laundry.

Okay?

This is part of the whole, like, moving

out...

process.

Getting you ready to be on your own,

to cook for yourself, or at least make

breakfast, and to do your own laundry.

Okay?

I'm going to equip you to go out

in the real world so you can be

a big boy, okay?

Nomás, Danielito.

Okay, well, first of all, I've got to

teach you something.

The most important thing is, you don't mix

whites with colors.

That's a big no-no.

Unless you want to no longer have whites,

okay?

Look at you.

You are a fucking mess.

You're wearing the same dirty shorts again, right?

But my underwear is clean.

Oh, really?

Prove it to me.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know if every stepmom is like

this, but...

Here, do you need some help with that,

big boy?

Yes.

Does laundry get you hard?

Or are you just showing off?

Here, let me get you out of these

shorts.

You are a dirty boy, aren't you?

I was thinking about breakfast, really.

Oh, really?

Is that what you were thinking about?

What else were you thinking about?

Your, um...

robe that you had on.

And your boobs.

Well...

And since you're my stepmom, I thought that,

um...

Having that wouldn't matter that much.

Well, I guess since it's technically laundry day,

I should maybe take my panties off, too.

And we can do our laundry together.

And I can teach you a thing or

two.

What do you think?

Or you can teach me a thing or

two.

That was a little premature.

We don't want that.

Until we get our whites and colors separated.

Gosh, I can't, like, stop staring at it.

Oh, here, I'll hide it.

You don't have to hide it.

I'm just gonna, um...

Just, like, wrap myself on it for good

old memory's sake.

That feels good, Mom.

Does it?

I think I'm gonna enjoy teaching my stepson

how to do laundry.

You think you're gonna be able to remember

everything I teach you?

I might get distracted, but I'll try.

Okay.

So...

Are these colors?

Or whites?

That looks like a color.

Yes.

Why don't we, um...

I'll have you take off your blue shorts.

Okay.

And we can stick it on here.

The wash.

I'll teach you how to fold later, okay?

Okay.

Oh my gosh, I get all distracted.

This is the dryer, it's not even the

wash.

The wash is full right now.

So I have a better idea how to

spend our time while we wait for the

washer.

What do you think?

Um...

Yeah, whatever you think is best.

I think what's best is having my wonderful

stepson thank me the only way he knows

how to for doing most of his laundry

already.

After teaching him how to make breakfast.

Preparing him to go out in the real

world.

Come here, give me your hand.

Have you ever felt big breaths?

Like these?

No.

Don't be shy.

Really grab them.

Yeah, just like that.

Uh-huh.

You're doing a good job.

Is it okay to touch your nipples?

Uh-huh, you want to pinch them?

Yes.

That's perfect.

I'll do this one too.

Oh, I like that.

You're doing a good job.

Thank you.

Stepmom sounds so weird.

Is it okay if I call you mom?

Claro que si, Danielito.

You can call me Mommy Dearest.

Or Señora Mommy.

Or Mamita.

Call me whatever you want.

Do you like the way mommy strokes your

cock like that?

Si.

You're learning my Spanish already, huh?

I'm going to get it nice and wet.

So I can really slide my hand on

it like that.

I like that you're not being too shy

with me now.

Do you like the way I stroke your

balls too?

Yes, I guess.

Look at that.

Stroking your cock.

Massaging your balls.

It feels really good.

Yeah?

You know what else feels good?

What, mommy?

If you would rub your cock right on

my butt.

On the inside?

We can start on the outside first.

Okay.

Come here, sweetie.

Let me get up here and sink a

little bit.

I've only done this once before.

It didn't go very well.

Oh, really?

Who did you do this with before?

One of your little girlfriends?

Remember the next-door neighbor from the last

house?

Yes.

You did it with her?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Tell me what you did.

Did you have a big clit like I

do?

No, it wasn't sexy like yours.

Come here.

Come closer.

Come closer.

Yeah, just rub your cock right there.

Do you see that?

That makes mommy really wet when you tease

her like that.

There you go.

Like that, mommy?

Like that big clit?

Yeah, just rub it right there.

Oh, you're a good listener.

Muy obediente.

You're like an obedient son.

Alright.

Now you know how you can really thank

me for doing your laundry?

If you stick just a tip in.

Just a tip.

There you go.

Go slow.

Just a tip.

Good job.

Now I'm going to take your balls and

I'm going to massage them with my hand

like that.

See that?

It makes me want to put it in

more, mommy.

Okay, I'll let you do that.

Another inch.

Go ahead.

Yeah.

Good job.

Now go back and forth.

Deeper.

Every time.

There you go.

Oh, you're doing a good job, Daniel.

Oh, that's nice.

Uh-huh.

You can pick up speed, okay?

A little faster.

Like that.

Oh, yeah.

Feel how wet you're making me?

It's warm in there.

Yeah.

It's going to get wet.

Oh, you're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Good job.

Yeah.

Yeah, look at you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good.

You're learning.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

You're doing a good job.

We're going to have you moved out of

the house in no time.

No, I really don't want to go though.

But if I must, I'm going to have

to come back and do laundry again.

I'll always be here for you.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I feel you throbbing.

Oh, that's nice.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

It makes me want to come.

You want to come?

I don't want to make a mess.

I don't want to make a mess.

You can come inside, okay?

Good.

Come on.

Fill me up.

Your dad does that all the time.

I mean, he used to.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Give me every last drop.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Deep.

Yeah.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Don't fall back.

Don't fall back.

Are you going to be able to...

Oh, yeah.

Good job.

That's nice.

I'm even a little weak in the legs.

I can see you are, too.

Are you seeing stars right now?

Okay, why don't you go lay down.

I'll finish the rest of the laundry.

Thank you for the lesson.

Hey, Mom.

How are you?

Look at how handsome you look.

Do I look good?

Do I look awesome?

Beautiful.

I borrowed Dad's shoes and his pants and

honestly everything.

I think you are definitely...

I'm speechless.

You look amazing.

I would not turn you down.

Love it.

You know what, if it makes...

Your tie is a little crooked there, honey.

Can you help me with that?

I have a little trouble with that and

my collar.

Let Dad help you.

I need him to get you out of

my house.

There you go.

It should make it harder for a man

to leave.

What do you say about being hard?

It's happening quite frequently around here.

Mom, you look awesome.

Thank you for wishing me the best.

Go out and get him, Tiger.

I am.

Give me a little kiss.

Give me a good luck kiss.

All right.

Here I go.

I'm off.

Let's go home.

No.

I have no success today.

I filled out...

It must have been five, six...

I think eight applications.

Three interviews.

So far, so not good.

It wasn't a good day for us.

Why?

What do you mean?

What happened?