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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,428 - (Woman) OK. - (Man) OK. Here we go. 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,098 - (Woman clears throat) OK. - (♪ Piano strikes up) 3 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,892 (♪ Second piano line playing out of sync) 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,019 (Woman) Hold on. 5 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,730 (Man chuckles) One more time. 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,982 (♪ Woman hums piano line) 7 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,567 (Woman) Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,443 (Man laughing) One more time. 9 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,156 (♪ Piano lines beginning to sync up) 10 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,949 - (Woman) Uh-huh! - (Man) And then just one time. 11 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,161 (♪ Piano lines playing roughly in sync) 12 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,370 (Woman) Uh-huh. 13 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,872 (Man) And now the hard part! (Laughs) 14 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,582 (♪ Piano lines playing out of sync) 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,668 (Woman) No! (Mutters) 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:46,462 (Man) One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 17 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,757 (♪ Piano lines syncing up again) 18 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,301 (Woman chuckling) 19 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,385 - (Man) You got it? - (Woman) Yes. 20 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,179 (Man) And now's the best part. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,557 - (Woman) Yeah. - (Man laughing) 22 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,684 - (Woman) OK, OK, OK... Ready? - (Man) One more time, together. 23 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,061 - (Man) Wait... Are you ready? - (Woman) Two hands, 24 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,021 - and then... (Plays glissando) - (Man) Yep. 25 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,942 - (Woman laughing) - (♪ Random notes on piano) 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,319 (Woman) Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 27 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,946 You're so flexible. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,448 OK. OK. One more time. 29 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,366 (♪ Piano lines playing in sync) 30 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,952 (Woman) Uh... 31 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,369 (Man) Yeah! 32 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,583 - Yeah! - (Woman) Yeah... 33 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,963 (♪ Piano lines drifting out of sync) 34 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,761 - (♪ Woman humming) - (Man) I missed a bit. (Laughs) 35 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,847 One more, one more. 36 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,974 (♪ Piano lines playing in sync) 37 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,351 - (Woman) Ugh. - (Man) Whoops! 38 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,144 (Both laughing) 39 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:49,735 - (Man) One more time. - (♪ Piano fades) 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,244 - (Man and woman chuckling) - (Woman) It's perfect! 41 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,538 (Echoey silence) 42 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,050 (♪ Orchestra piercing through silence) 43 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,313 That was great. 44 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,982 Great work. 45 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,526 Sounding... 46 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,737 (Grunts) Yeah, sounding really good. 47 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,238 Um... 48 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,784 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 49 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,828 just for practice, but... good job. 50 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,540 Oh... 51 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 Stupid fucking thing! 52 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,215 - (Thud) - OK. 53 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,553 (Banging) 54 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,767 No. (Grunts) 55 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,689 Come on... Oh! 56 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,857 Fuck me. 57 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,318 (♪ FABIENNE DELSOL: "I'm Confessin'") 58 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,614 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 59 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,867 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 60 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,704 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 61 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,371 ♪ Honest, I do 62 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:27,999 ♪ Every single moment 63 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,587 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 64 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,131 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 65 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,634 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 66 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,385 ♪ Making me blue 67 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,013 ♪ Making me blue 68 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,350 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 69 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,937 ♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 70 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,440 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 71 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,151 ♪ All in life on you depends 72 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,572 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 73 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,784 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 74 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:07,080 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 75 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,583 ♪ Over again 76 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,933 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 77 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,478 ♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 78 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,732 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 79 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,652 ♪ All in life on you depends 80 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,572 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 81 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,450 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 82 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:48,664 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 83 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,374 ♪ Over again 84 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:55,671 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 85 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,298 ♪ Over again 86 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 ♪ Sweet lover 87 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪ Sweet lover 88 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,892 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 89 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,686 (Grunts) 90 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,855 (Exhales) 91 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,650 (Grunting) 92 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,452 (Continues grunting) 93 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,832 Shoes off, please. 94 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,669 Oh... 95 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,129 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 96 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,381 - What? - This bike. Why? 97 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:43,677 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 98 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,887 You were supposed to fold it. 99 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,765 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 100 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,976 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 101 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,853 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 102 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,771 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 103 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,940 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 104 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,150 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 105 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,152 It's like I gotta pedal four times 106 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,739 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 107 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,407 You have to practice, maybe. 108 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,034 (Grunts) 109 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,246 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 110 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,914 No, she's not here. 111 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,709 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 112 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,919 - Where? - At Sadie's. 113 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,046 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 114 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,548 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 115 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,135 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 116 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,220 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 117 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,346 I mean, she's fine. 118 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,641 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 119 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,643 There are no men or weapons in the home. 120 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,646 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 121 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,106 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 122 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,401 Sadie's fucking crazy. 123 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,319 Mm... 124 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,614 Whoa... holy shit! 125 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,033 My God, look at all this cheese! 126 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,826 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 127 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,202 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 128 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,704 What is all this? What is that... 129 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,206 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 130 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,750 You're making a soufflé, 131 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,251 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 132 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,504 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 133 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,549 - (Sighs) Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 134 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,635 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 135 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,637 You have mentioned 136 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,347 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 137 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,224 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 138 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,560 Why didn't you ask me about this? 139 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,644 I did. 140 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,437 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 141 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,105 I told you yesterday. 142 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,691 Well, telling me and asking me 143 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,609 are actually two very different things. 144 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,611 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 145 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,405 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 146 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,490 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 147 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,201 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 148 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,703 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 149 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,371 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 150 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,708 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 151 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,835 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 152 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,003 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 153 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,380 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 154 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:45,924 Nothing. 155 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,093 Can you please just clean up your office? 156 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,011 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 157 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,013 Can you please call the neighbors 158 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,140 and tell 'em to come another time? 159 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,518 - No. - "No". 160 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,312 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 161 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,147 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 162 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,691 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 163 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,776 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 164 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,862 And they've been so nice about all our noise 165 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,197 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 166 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,783 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 167 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,951 That's nuts! 168 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,703 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 169 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,705 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 170 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,373 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 171 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,584 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 172 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,002 You know, they seem cool. 173 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,922 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 174 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,967 She's so... She's so pretty. 175 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,511 Yeah, she's fine. 176 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:33,388 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 177 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,973 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 178 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,808 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 179 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,434 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 180 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,728 He's asking me questions, 181 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,229 and he wants me to ask him questions. 182 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,981 And the eye contact is off the charts. 183 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,358 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 184 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,485 What is this? 185 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,155 What? That's a rug. 186 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,157 - It's new. - Yeah. 187 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,577 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 188 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,037 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 189 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,789 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 190 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,999 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 191 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,751 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 192 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,086 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 193 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,756 Can we please do a reset? 194 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,257 A what? 195 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,801 Can you leave and come back in again? 196 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,678 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 197 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,596 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 198 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,098 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 199 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,809 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 200 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,101 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 201 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,187 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 202 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,396 - Here we go. - Thank you. 203 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,524 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 204 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,614 (Exhales sharply) 205 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,536 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 206 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,622 Oh, how's it going? 207 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,124 - Great. - Cool. 208 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,587 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 209 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,089 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 210 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,841 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 211 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,884 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 212 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,761 It's so cool. They're super cool. 213 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,890 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 214 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:02,268 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 215 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,271 - No! - "No"? 216 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,732 - No! - What the fuck? 217 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,734 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 218 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,527 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 219 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,529 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 220 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,239 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 221 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,699 Can we put curtains on this window? 222 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,701 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 223 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,452 No, I like the light. 224 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,206 (She continues talking indistinctly) 225 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,166 I got this special ham, you know, 226 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,418 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 227 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,920 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 228 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,213 I can't have any of this cheese? 229 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,549 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 230 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,050 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 231 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,260 and you'll eat cheese, 232 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,762 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 233 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,429 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 234 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,558 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 235 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,561 You know what? 236 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,063 I actually think it's really cool 237 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,732 that they're coming over tonight. 238 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,610 - Why? - Because... 239 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,905 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 240 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,824 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 241 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,535 That we weren't gonna say anything. 242 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,412 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 243 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,831 God! It's none of our business 244 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,208 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 245 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,920 None of our business that every night we get waken up 246 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,631 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 247 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,132 How is that none of our business? 248 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,842 How is that none of our fucking business? 249 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,845 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 250 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,556 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 251 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,140 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 252 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,642 What, is she your role model now? 253 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,143 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 254 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,645 She's your come role model? 255 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,938 - That's great. - Yeah. 256 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,481 Can we please just paint this room already? 257 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,358 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 258 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,695 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 259 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,196 It's not the same color. 260 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,073 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 261 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,616 I was so close to saying something. 262 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,618 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 263 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,412 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 264 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,623 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 265 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,083 And you know what happened right after that 266 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,710 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 267 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,128 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 268 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,631 Joe! We are not saying anything. 269 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,508 Why not? They're cool, right? 270 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,926 You keep saying how cool they are. 271 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,595 So, maybe if I bring it up, 272 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,430 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 273 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,307 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 274 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,017 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 275 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,645 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 276 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,438 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 277 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,941 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 278 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,776 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 279 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,653 If our neighbors were waking us up 280 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,572 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 281 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:19,990 and I said something about it to them, 282 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,700 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 283 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,159 It's the exact same thing, 284 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,911 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 285 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,707 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 286 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,089 This shirt, is this also new? 287 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,091 Yes. 288 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,594 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 289 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,221 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 290 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,724 I just did tell you that. 291 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,976 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 292 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,394 I didn't forget the wine. 293 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,022 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 294 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,149 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 295 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,984 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 296 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,068 No, there's nothing to drink. 297 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,862 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 298 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,446 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 299 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,948 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 300 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,659 We're popping champagne with these people? 301 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,285 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 302 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,663 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 303 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,955 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 304 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,083 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 305 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,670 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 306 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,046 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 307 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,964 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 308 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,300 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 309 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,010 I'm gonna make this very simple. 310 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,595 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 311 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,681 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 312 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,098 What? 313 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,518 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 314 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,019 I'm sorry. 315 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,104 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 316 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,941 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 317 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:39,027 Do you even understand how hard it is 318 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,946 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 319 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,323 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 320 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,866 'Cause I don't think you get it. 321 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,078 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 322 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 323 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,165 Every time they fuck and she comes, 324 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,585 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 325 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:59,255 I could not care less about anything in the world 326 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,174 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 327 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,551 I just wanted to have a nice night. 328 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,553 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 329 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,762 and you won't let me. 330 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,764 These people are disrespecting us. 331 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,100 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 332 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,977 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 333 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,604 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 334 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,980 They know we can hear them. 335 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,272 - They get off on it. - No! 336 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,024 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 337 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,651 They're not thinking about us! 338 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,945 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 339 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,239 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 340 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,449 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 341 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826 You mean I'll be friends with them? 342 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 343 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,537 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 344 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,622 Oh, it's not? 345 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,706 -I would love to have friends. -You would love... 346 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,374 People like me. Why do you think we don't have friends? 347 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,458 What, people don't like me? 348 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,543 I'll tell you why we don't have friends. 349 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:37,669 'Cause we're fucking miserab... 350 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,630 (Door buzzer) 351 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,841 Hi. 352 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,343 Hi. Come in. 353 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,720 Nice to see you, Angela. 354 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,931 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 355 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,058 (Chuckling) 356 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,268 Hi. 357 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:54,978 Ah, two. 358 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,772 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 359 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,900 Yes. Joe, you... 360 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,027 You remember Piña and Hawk? 361 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,116 This... It's still a good time? 362 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,285 Yes. Yeah. 363 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,912 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 364 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,038 (Angela) No, it's great. 365 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,330 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 366 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,291 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 367 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,546 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 368 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,298 and it sounded like you were arguing. 369 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,050 - (Piña) No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 370 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,719 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 371 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,805 and we could hear you were fighting. 372 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,558 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 373 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,309 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 374 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,061 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 375 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,229 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 376 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,731 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 377 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,775 Completely understand. You know? 378 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,277 We love a contentious environment. 379 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,907 - We love it. - (Chuckles) OK. 380 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,117 Well, really, really, it's fine. 381 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,494 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 382 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,997 You're in for a treat. 383 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,332 - (Hawk) OK? - (Angela) Yeah, great. 384 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,875 (Piña) Do we have to take our shoes off? 385 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,127 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 386 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,004 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 387 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,715 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 388 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,133 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 389 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,597 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 390 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,515 (Laughs) God... 391 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,814 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 392 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,899 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 393 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,151 Cool. 394 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,070 (Chuckles) This guy. 395 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,406 We've been dying to see your apartment. 396 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,785 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 397 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,286 It wasn't quite ready before. 398 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,080 (Joe) Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 399 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,999 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 400 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,501 but then you never called. 401 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,960 - (Angela) Yes. - We, uh... 402 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,212 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 403 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,380 - (Angela) No, God, no. - Well... 404 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,591 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 405 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,175 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 406 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,595 What do you... What do you think? 407 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,429 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 408 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,099 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 409 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,935 (Speaks Spanish) 410 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,104 (Responds in Spanish) 411 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,653 Just saying... 412 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,656 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 413 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,365 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 414 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,535 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 415 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,870 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 416 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,580 - Not everything. - But some of it. 417 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,081 I guess what I meant to say is, 418 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,458 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 419 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,377 and you have a really great eye. 420 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,006 That's true. I... I can feel it. 421 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,175 I feel you put so much love. 422 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,679 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 423 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,556 I... 424 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,308 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 425 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,977 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 426 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,604 I care. I do care a lot. I... 427 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,606 (Laughs, mumbles) 428 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,568 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 429 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,571 I don't know why, but I thank you. 430 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,155 Thank you for saying that. 431 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,949 - Yeah, it has... - (Both) ...great energy. 432 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,742 (Both speaking Spanish) 433 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,369 - Oh! I... - (Joe) Wow! Look at that! 434 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 435 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,584 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 436 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,376 as though that was a real thing we could do. 437 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,171 - Well, energy is everything. - (Joe) Really? 438 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:12,175 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 439 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,178 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 440 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,639 but you can find ways to shape it. 441 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,266 - Mm. - (Joe) Beautiful. 442 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,477 You shaped it really beautifully here. 443 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,479 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 444 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,232 Too existential for you, Joe? 445 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,442 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 446 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,237 Let's get deep. What is life? (Chuckles) 447 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,947 (Chuckling) 448 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 449 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,539 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 450 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,707 Fair warning. 451 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,209 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 452 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,461 You'll be at our door late at night, 453 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,046 like a junkie under the bridge, 454 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,675 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 455 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,470 (Exhales) Wow! 456 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,847 Hmm. 457 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,474 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 458 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,143 -Yes. Yeah. Come... -Yes. 459 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,352 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 460 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,187 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 461 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,272 - (Joe) Flan? - (Piña) Flan. 462 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,315 - (Joe) Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 463 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,407 Oh! 464 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,950 (Sniffing) 465 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,037 - (Piña) Remember to... - (Angela) Yes! Right! 466 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,372 (Clattering) 467 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,668 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 468 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,879 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 469 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:36,051 We have some beautiful sparkling... 470 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,762 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 471 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,138 Or maybe you'd prefer... 472 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,765 - Wine. - Wine's better. 473 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,059 - Wine. Wine. - (Hawk) Yeah. 474 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,686 Wine. Do we have wine? 475 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,438 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 476 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,231 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 477 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,609 (Mumbles) We have... We have the anniversary wine. 478 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,902 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 479 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,237 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 480 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,114 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 481 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,407 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 482 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,909 - 1980? - Yes. 483 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,703 Get the wine! 484 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,995 - We have. - We do have wine. 485 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,039 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 486 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,333 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 487 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,127 - Yeah. Totally. - (Mumbling) 488 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,005 That's great. Finally! 489 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,007 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 490 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,509 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 491 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,760 Perfect. Great. 492 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,220 (Hawk) You wanna save that for another time? 493 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,847 Oh my God, no! What time? 494 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,765 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 495 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,059 No time like the present, huh? 496 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,020 Do you wanna open it? 497 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,274 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 498 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,901 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 499 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,112 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 500 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,197 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 501 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,908 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 502 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,827 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 503 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,787 - That's not where it goes. - (Joe) Often is in there. 504 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,623 (Angela) It's literally never been there. 505 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,791 - Do you want me to do it? - (Joe) Got it! 506 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,086 Sorry. We don't, um... 507 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,632 ...have people over very often. 508 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,216 - Do you need me to do it? - I got it. 509 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,342 OK. 510 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,433 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 511 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,935 Wow! 512 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,353 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 513 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,855 I had confidence, Joe. 514 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,439 (Joe) Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 515 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,650 (Angela) Ah... 516 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,779 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 517 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,488 - Yes. Great. - (Hawk) Sláinte. 518 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,866 - (Piña) ¡Salud! - (Hawk) Joe, thank your uncle. 519 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,910 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 520 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,621 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 521 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,498 - Oh, how is your daughter? - (Angela) Maggie? 522 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,708 She's so cool. 523 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,418 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 524 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,211 - (Piña) I love her style. - I know, right? 525 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,922 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 526 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,174 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 527 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,134 Where's she going? 528 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,304 To college. 529 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,432 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 530 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,435 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 531 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,229 and I'm just gonna be alone. 532 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,231 What about me? Where have I gone? 533 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,983 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 534 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,277 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 535 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,988 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 536 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,449 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 537 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,993 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 538 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,954 (Piña) Sorry for what? 539 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,289 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 540 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,874 - (Angela) Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 541 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,711 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 542 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,796 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 543 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,297 - She does. - (Angela) It's just... 544 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,299 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 545 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,884 you know? 546 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,595 For... For some. 547 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:30,809 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 548 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,520 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 549 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,313 - We think about it. - Right. 550 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,440 - (Hawk) Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 551 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,150 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 552 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,819 - Maybe. - That's great. 553 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,571 You should probably decide sooner than later. 554 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:44,948 What? 555 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,452 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 556 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,955 Why? 557 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,168 You know, just due to age. 558 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:00,881 Whose age? 559 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,758 You know? I mean... 560 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,968 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 561 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:08,555 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 562 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,181 Mm... Science. 563 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:14,060 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 564 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,979 (Clears throat) Actually, I have something... 565 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,397 You know, time, she marches. 566 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,025 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 567 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,319 a gesture to remind you of home. 568 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,322 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 569 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,449 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 570 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,035 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 571 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,538 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 572 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:35,040 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - (Joe) Hmm? 573 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,543 - No? - He does. 574 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,419 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 575 00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,256 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 576 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,926 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 577 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,178 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 578 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,055 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 579 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,432 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 580 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:53,892 For me, also no. 581 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,770 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 582 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,438 We got almonds. You want almonds? 583 00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,648 Ah... 584 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,317 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 585 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:05,445 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 586 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,989 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 587 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,908 (Hawk) No. I will eat Piña's meat. 588 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,619 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 589 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,204 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 590 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,831 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 591 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,207 - Thank you. - Yeah. 592 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,834 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 593 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,418 It's this... that. 594 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,129 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 595 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,256 Piña, what do you want to eat? 596 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:27,258 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 597 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,635 I can get it here so fast. 598 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,261 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 599 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,013 Anything, any cuisine you like. 600 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,557 - What do you like? - She's fine. 601 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,475 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 602 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:36,768 But I don't understand 603 00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,063 how you put all of this together so quickly. 604 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,065 I mean, we only planned this morning. 605 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,110 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 606 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,530 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 607 00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,698 - Just this morning? - This morning. 608 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,617 - (Joe) Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 609 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,326 - This morning? - Last morning. 610 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,204 (Joe) That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 611 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,414 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 612 00:24:58,582 --> 00:24:59,833 (Joe) They kind of blur into one. 613 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,710 - This morning. - (Angela) Yes. 614 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,712 - (Shivering) - (Joe) Are you cold? 615 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,047 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 616 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,509 - What you doing right now? - (Shivering) Am I OK? 617 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,218 I don't know. Are you choking? 618 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:13,346 (Angela) I just feel a little... Am I OK? 619 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,640 (Joe) Are you choking right now? 620 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,141 (Angela) No, I... 621 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,811 - (Mumbling) I get a little... - This happens a lot? 622 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,313 (Toilet flushing) 623 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:26,902 (Exhales) 624 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,074 (Piña) It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 625 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,660 - What? - Perimenopause? 626 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,995 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 627 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,121 (Joe) Holy shit. 628 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,706 ...and last more than ten years. 629 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,625 - (Angela) Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 630 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,209 Makes me so angry, 631 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,587 how so many people still today 632 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,214 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 633 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,300 - I know. - (Piña) This is a serious, 634 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:54,220 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 635 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,933 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 636 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,435 and we are expected just to deal with it. 637 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,606 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 638 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,232 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 639 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,860 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 640 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,863 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 641 00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:14,074 Abundance of charcuterie. 642 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:17,578 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 643 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,370 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 644 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,207 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 645 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,959 (Joe) OK. 646 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:31,382 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 647 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:35,679 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 648 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:39,975 for the next thirty years or so? 649 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,102 How would you like that? 650 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,605 I wouldn't like that. 651 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,649 - No. You wouldn't. - (Joe) No. 652 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,819 - So, don't joke about it. - (Joe) OK. Copy that. I won't. 653 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,153 I get it. I'm sorry. 654 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,073 Are you a doctor or something like that? 655 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,868 - I'm a psychotherapist. - (Joe) Ah. 656 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,828 - And a sexologist. - (Angela) Oh. 657 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,539 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 658 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,457 - I, uh... care about women. - (♪ "Flea Waltz" on piano) 659 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,378 (Hawk) Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 660 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:11,297 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 661 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,883 You the... You the piano player? 662 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:16,302 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 663 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,180 No? 664 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:21,391 Joe was in a band. 665 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,894 - (Piña) Oh, really? In a band? - (Angela) Yeah, in a band. 666 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,186 - (Piña) In a band? - (Angela) Mm-hmm. 667 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,355 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 668 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,982 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 669 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,942 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 670 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:32,402 (Angela) They might. 671 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:33,820 - Don't think so. - (Piña) No? 672 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,531 (Angela) Remember The Onslaught? 673 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,533 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 674 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:39,159 "One Girl". It was very big. 675 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,119 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 676 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:42,913 Yeah, for one week. 677 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:45,248 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 678 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,417 - Yeah. - (Piña) Were you the girl? 679 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,835 I was, I was. 680 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,171 - Still is. Technically. - (Angela) Technically, still. 681 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,465 Yes. I was the girl. 682 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:55,551 (Piña) What kind of music? 683 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,554 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 684 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,972 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 685 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,266 - Can we listen to it? - No. 686 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,852 But, I mean... You know, can we... 687 00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,564 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 688 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,982 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 689 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,984 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 690 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,403 by a few decades, unfortunately. 691 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,823 (Angela) Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 692 00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,533 - Yeah. - (Hawk) Where? 693 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,327 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 694 00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:26,540 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 695 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:29,835 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 696 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,628 (Hawk) You're a music professor? 697 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,129 (Both) Associate. 698 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:35,423 (Hawk) Wow. That's really cool. 699 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,008 It's fine. 700 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,261 (Hawk) I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 701 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:42,138 - (Piña speaking Spanish) - I'm sorry. 702 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,724 What is the... 703 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,852 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 704 00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:50,021 What is going on here? 705 00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,817 This rug. Where'd you get it? 706 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,777 (Piña) He is obsessed with carpets. 707 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,195 Oh! So am I. 708 00:28:57,696 --> 00:29:00,281 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 709 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,909 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 710 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,623 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 711 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,124 No! 712 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:10,834 - And it's... - (Hawk) Where did you get this? 713 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,504 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 714 00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:14,838 - (Angela) I did. - (Hawk) No, you didn't. 715 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,006 (Angela) I just liked the colors. 716 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:19,217 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 717 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,011 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 718 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,639 - But it's a rug, so... - (Hawk) No, it's not. 719 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,807 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 720 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,350 Rug. 721 00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:29,603 Hmm. 722 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,022 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 723 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,148 I did not. 724 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,525 - You swear? - It's a rug. 725 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:38,695 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 726 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,657 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 727 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,074 - Do it. - (Hawk) Can you imagine 728 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,201 the things this carpet has seen? 729 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:47,913 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 730 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,205 really cut it. 731 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,708 An incredible, incredible vibe. 732 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:54,419 - Good energy. - (Exhales) Wow! 733 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:56,296 Really good energy. Yeah. 734 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,590 He did our entire apartment. 735 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,801 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 736 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,636 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 737 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,012 (Joe) Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 738 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,889 Are you an interior designer or something? 739 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,724 What? Oh, thank you. No. 740 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,225 No. He is a fireman. 741 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,936 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 742 00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,437 You're a firefighter? 743 00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,439 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 744 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,191 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 745 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,443 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 746 00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:20,571 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 747 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:22,739 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 748 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,365 - Why? - (Joe) "Why"? 749 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,076 You don't seem like a firefighter. 750 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:27,786 (Hawk) What does a firefighter seem like? 751 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,454 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 752 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,164 - They have moustaches. - (Angela) What do you mean? 753 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,499 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 754 00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:35,794 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 755 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,087 (Angela) He's very fuerte. 756 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,590 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 757 00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,257 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 758 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:42,718 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 759 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,803 but I was, you know... 760 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:48,223 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 761 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:52,894 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 762 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,605 - Thank God. - ...I retired 763 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,315 and just started pursuing my other interests 764 00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:00,151 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 765 00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:02,320 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 766 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:05,657 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 767 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,367 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 768 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:08,744 - Say it again. - No. 769 00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,829 - Say it again. - (Both speaking Spanish) 770 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:16,334 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 771 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:17,878 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 772 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,088 No, no. Rolfing's a... 773 00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,591 It's a much deeper modality. 774 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:26,887 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 775 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,180 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 776 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,308 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 777 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,811 - Never in a million years. - (Hawk laughing) 778 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,482 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 779 00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:42,152 What do you love about me, Hawk? 780 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,907 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 781 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,744 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 782 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,412 Who wants a house tour? 783 00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,247 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 784 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,415 - (Hawk) I do. - (Angela) Great. 785 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,167 - (Hawk) Yeah. I definitely do. - (Joe) Yeah. 786 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,920 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 787 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:02,422 (Angela) What? Now? Joe! No! 788 00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,758 Can I come with you? 789 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,552 - (Joe) Really? - Yeah. Can I? 790 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:10,972 - (Joe) Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 791 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:14,142 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 792 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,061 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 793 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:17,854 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 794 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,398 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 795 00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,818 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 796 00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:25,320 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 797 00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:26,822 - (Joe) Yeah, sure. - Great. 798 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,744 A lot of stuff in here. 799 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,496 (Hawk) What do you got other than this? 800 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,040 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 801 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,834 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 802 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:41,461 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 803 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:44,840 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 804 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,551 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 805 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,260 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 806 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,638 um, you know, usually alone in here. 807 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,854 There you go. (Chuckles) 808 00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:01,356 There you go. (Chuckles) 809 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,066 But chaos... 810 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,901 Biggest sign of creativity. 811 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:06,695 Really? Good. Great. 812 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,280 It means you're focused on more important things. 813 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,282 Oh, you know, that's... 814 00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:13,535 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 815 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:15,621 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 816 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:18,999 She purges things. Disgusting in here. (Chuckles) 817 00:33:19,124 --> 00:33:22,127 (Angela) I actually did all of this grouting myself, 818 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,505 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 819 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:26,047 Joe thinks I'm insane. 820 00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:28,634 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 821 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,426 - you might have picked up. - (Hawk) No. 822 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:31,928 No? 823 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:35,056 - Original ceramic penny tile. - (Hawk) Wow. 824 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,432 (Angela) Anyway, that was 825 00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:38,059 sort of similar to what was there before. 826 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,353 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 827 00:33:40,521 --> 00:33:43,356 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 828 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:46,902 which I think I succeeded in, 829 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,695 you know, just to keep it original, 830 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,657 but with a new surface. 831 00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:56,202 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 832 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,163 than I've learned about rugs, 833 00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:00,791 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 834 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:03,209 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 835 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,920 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 836 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,713 But, um, I'd have just said 837 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:09,925 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 838 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:12,886 ...bathroom. 839 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:16,306 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 840 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,684 - (Hawk) You fooled me. - Wow! (Laughs) 841 00:34:18,809 --> 00:34:21,812 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - (Hawk) Come on. 842 00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:23,939 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 843 00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:26,316 - (Joe) That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 844 00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:27,734 - (Joe) It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 845 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:29,695 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 846 00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,237 (Piña) But I didn't wanna say anything. 847 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:32,447 No, yeah, don't. 848 00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,074 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 849 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,367 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 850 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:37,869 I'm telling you that right now. 851 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:40,288 She can't take it. She could not take that. 852 00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,165 - More? - (Chuckling) 853 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,961 - (Joe) You good? - No, no. 854 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:49,297 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 855 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,299 If I have more than one hit, 856 00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:54,094 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 857 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,179 and imagine what that would be like in here. 858 00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:58,181 (Joe) You start counting objects? (Laughing) 859 00:34:58,306 --> 00:34:59,891 I've never heard of that. 860 00:35:00,016 --> 00:35:02,603 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. (Laughing) 861 00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:03,895 Exactly. 862 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,981 Exactly. What is this? 863 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,609 (Joe) It's... It's for a xylophone. 864 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,736 Exactly. You figured it out. 865 00:35:10,861 --> 00:35:12,821 It's intuitive, ultimately. 866 00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,073 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 867 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,283 Figured it out. (Laughing) 868 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,661 This is actually, um... 869 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:24,541 This is where the two apartments were combined. 870 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,377 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 871 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,963 that that's where they, um... 872 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,966 where there used to be a separation. 873 00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:35,093 - A wall. - Wall! (Laughs) 874 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,387 That was... what they call a wall. 875 00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,180 The technical term is "wall". 876 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,099 We literally are just that much, so... 877 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,392 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 878 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,686 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 879 00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:47,773 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 880 00:35:47,898 --> 00:35:49,190 I did all the stenciling, 881 00:35:49,357 --> 00:35:51,026 and she's probably a little old for it now. 882 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:52,653 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 883 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:56,031 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 884 00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,241 - The carpeting is... - (Grunts) 885 00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:00,160 - Oh! - Wow. 886 00:36:00,243 --> 00:36:02,453 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 887 00:36:02,538 --> 00:36:05,456 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 888 00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:08,043 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 889 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,756 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 890 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:15,133 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 891 00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:16,760 (Laughs) No. 892 00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:19,179 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 893 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,765 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 894 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:23,642 and that is from then. 895 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:26,477 I mean, I think... you know, you... 896 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,980 Your creativity is all over this place. 897 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,941 I think you're really talented. 898 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,819 Thank you. 899 00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,320 What about this? 900 00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:38,699 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 901 00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:40,491 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 902 00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:42,327 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 903 00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,205 It's... not part of the tour. (Laughs) 904 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,458 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 905 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,043 Yes. He is a fireman. 906 00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,920 (Joe) He's really a fireman? Yeah. 907 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:54,339 How long have you been with him? 908 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:57,467 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 909 00:36:57,551 --> 00:36:59,052 - (Joe) One year. That's it? - Mm. 910 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:00,512 (Joe) Oh, wow. 911 00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,263 Would've thought longer. 912 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,351 I was married before. 913 00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:08,144 - (Joe) Really? - Yeah. 914 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,354 (Joe) Interesting. 915 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:12,357 How did you meet the fireman? 916 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,526 He was my patient. 917 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,319 He was your patient? 918 00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:19,030 And then you started dating him? 919 00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,323 Piña! 920 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,493 This was Joe's parents' house. 921 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,411 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 922 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,122 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 923 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,709 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 924 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,753 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 925 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:34,838 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 926 00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:37,007 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 927 00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:38,717 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 928 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:41,261 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 929 00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:42,971 - so don't... - Why? 930 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,348 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 931 00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,559 afford this place. 932 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:50,562 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 933 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:52,981 Yeah, but he just... He really... 934 00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:54,733 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 935 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,402 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 936 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,988 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 937 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:03,324 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 938 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:07,621 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 939 00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:09,581 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 940 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,041 Yeah... 941 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,543 Yeah. 942 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,089 Can I ask you something? 943 00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:19,925 Sure. 944 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:22,093 I just... I have a... 945 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,137 I have a decision to make, and I... 946 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,640 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 947 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,642 I mean, if I can, yeah. 948 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,603 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 949 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:34,230 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 950 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,693 That relationship was over when I met him. 951 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:45,617 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 952 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:46,910 if you don't mind me asking? 953 00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:50,706 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 954 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:53,416 Then we were strangers. 955 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:58,379 People... people forget that they deserve more. 956 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,800 You know? They start living on migajas. 957 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:05,220 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 958 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:08,223 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 959 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:11,727 I think you really just have to listen to 960 00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,937 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 961 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:16,189 what vision of yourself? 962 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,817 You know? 963 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,778 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 964 00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:25,281 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 965 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:30,203 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 966 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,789 holding hands and getting old... 967 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,085 ...or... 968 00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:41,673 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 969 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:45,511 - I'd go with Copenhagen. - (Laughs) 970 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,387 I feel the same way. I... 971 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:50,306 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 972 00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:52,518 It seems so clear 973 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:54,520 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 974 00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:56,271 You're so right. It's... 975 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:57,814 It was right there the whole time. 976 00:39:57,981 --> 00:39:59,232 God! Thank you. 977 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:02,152 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 978 00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:03,654 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 979 00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:06,364 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 980 00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,784 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 981 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,076 Yeah. 982 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,870 Joe just... 983 00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:14,748 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 984 00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:17,793 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 985 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,045 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 986 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,964 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 987 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:24,841 Just know that at the end of the day - 988 00:40:24,966 --> 00:40:28,094 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 989 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:30,471 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 990 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,599 (Joe) "I'm Pigeon." (Laughs) 991 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:35,310 Shh! No, I... 992 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,105 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 993 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:40,982 I'm sorry. How dare I? 994 00:40:41,107 --> 00:40:42,526 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 995 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,902 - "He's a sweetheart." - (Piña laughing) 996 00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:46,029 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 997 00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:47,656 and the dog was where they said it would be. 998 00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,157 And that's when I ran out of air 999 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,742 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 1000 00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:52,536 Oh, God! Oh, no. 1001 00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:54,538 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 1002 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,165 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 1003 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,250 Oh, wow. Wow. 1004 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:02,128 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 1005 00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:03,421 Yeah, yeah. 1006 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,674 But... you know what? 1007 00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:10,136 Life's been so expansive since then 1008 00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,973 that I kind of can't believe 1009 00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,891 that I did it as long as I did it. 1010 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,770 And now... rugs. 1011 00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,271 - Rugs. - Rugs. 1012 00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:21,982 Yeah. 1013 00:41:23,191 --> 00:41:25,902 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 1014 00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:27,696 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 1015 00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,991 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 1016 00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:33,118 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 1017 00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,203 (Laughing) 1018 00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:37,247 - Same. - Yeah. 1019 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,418 Have you... 1020 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,129 Have you got tequila? 1021 00:41:44,254 --> 00:41:46,464 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 1022 00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:47,633 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 1023 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:49,843 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 1024 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:51,219 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 1025 00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,346 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 1026 00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:59,269 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 1027 00:42:03,649 --> 00:42:05,150 (Exhales sharply) 1028 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,110 These are beautiful! 1029 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:08,612 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 1030 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,405 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 1031 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,115 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 1032 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:14,034 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 1033 00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:15,702 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 1034 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:17,120 I... I have this one. 1035 00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:35,305 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 1036 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:38,308 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 1037 00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:42,145 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 1038 00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,606 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 1039 00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:48,068 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 1040 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,486 I like that. (Chuckles) 1041 00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:55,491 So, when did you get them? 1042 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,161 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1043 00:42:58,286 --> 00:42:59,788 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1044 00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:01,707 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1045 00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,429 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1046 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,931 - Yeah. - Wow. 1047 00:43:18,014 --> 00:43:20,433 You know, um... you should replace this. 1048 00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:21,685 It's really dangerous. 1049 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,812 This old single-pane stuff. 1050 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,523 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1051 00:43:26,648 --> 00:43:28,233 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1052 00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:32,487 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1053 00:43:32,654 --> 00:43:34,990 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1054 00:43:35,156 --> 00:43:36,783 You never know. 1055 00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,285 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1056 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:40,662 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1057 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,875 Can you do something for me? 1058 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,504 Probably. Yeah. 1059 00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:50,088 Please play something. 1060 00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:52,298 - (Laughs) - One song. Just one. 1061 00:43:52,465 --> 00:43:54,676 I love music. Please. 1062 00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:01,391 - Please. - I... (Chuckles) 1063 00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:03,184 I... I should check on Angela. 1064 00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:05,395 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1065 00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,605 You know what I mean? 1066 00:44:08,189 --> 00:44:10,901 (Piña) Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1067 00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:13,737 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1068 00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,364 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1069 00:44:16,532 --> 00:44:18,366 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1070 00:44:18,449 --> 00:44:20,076 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1071 00:44:20,243 --> 00:44:22,078 (Hawk) They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1072 00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:23,580 Joe, put on some music. 1073 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,081 Yeah! Putting it on. 1074 00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:27,876 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1075 00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:30,170 Like... what is Sade? 1076 00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:31,672 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1077 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,382 Sexy-world-funk. 1078 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:35,759 - (Hawk) That's not jazz? - (Joe) No! 1079 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,302 (Piña) No, that's not jazz. 1080 00:44:37,385 --> 00:44:39,054 (Hawk) I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1081 00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:41,682 (Joe) No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1082 00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:44,267 - It's like... - (Hawk) Well, listen, then... 1083 00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,686 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1084 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:47,478 (Joe) You don't know any jazz at all? 1085 00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:50,607 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - (Hawk) I really wanna learn. 1086 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,400 Where should I start? 1087 00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:54,736 (Joe) Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1088 00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:56,530 (Hawk) Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1089 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,114 (Joe) Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1090 00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,617 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1091 00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:02,243 - than to know who he is. - (Hawk) Oh! Oh! 1092 00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:04,746 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1093 00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,164 (Joe) No, no, no. 1094 00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:08,959 - (Piña) You have to play it. - (Hawk) Can we play just a... 1095 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,752 - "One Girl." - (Piña) Play it. Play it. 1096 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,671 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1097 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:13,839 No! No, no, no, no. 1098 00:45:14,005 --> 00:45:15,465 - (Piña) Yes, I want to hear it. - (Joe) Don't put it on. 1099 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:16,758 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1100 00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:18,677 - (Hawk) Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1101 00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:20,971 (Hawk) We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1102 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:22,764 (Clattering) 1103 00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:24,933 - No? - No. 1104 00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,686 Hey, sorry. 1105 00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:31,397 I'm sorry. 1106 00:45:32,482 --> 00:45:34,400 You know what? Um... 1107 00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:36,319 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1108 00:45:36,444 --> 00:45:37,946 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1109 00:45:38,029 --> 00:45:39,823 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1110 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,118 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1111 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:44,327 Oh, my God. 1112 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:46,246 - It's incredible. - (Piña) I can't be objective, 1113 00:45:46,329 --> 00:45:47,539 but my flan is the best. 1114 00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:50,250 - (Angela) It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1115 00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,918 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1116 00:45:52,043 --> 00:45:53,461 (Angela) Yeah, it's so delicious. 1117 00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:56,339 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1118 00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:59,425 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1119 00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,720 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1120 00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,930 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1121 00:46:04,055 --> 00:46:06,141 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1122 00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:08,519 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1123 00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:09,645 - Sure. - Yes. 1124 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,979 I think shots for everybody. 1125 00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:13,273 - (Piña) Thank you. - Yeah. 1126 00:46:13,439 --> 00:46:16,985 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1127 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:18,820 ...we want to apologize for. 1128 00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:21,698 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1129 00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:24,325 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1130 00:46:24,409 --> 00:46:28,496 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1131 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:31,332 - (Hawk) You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1132 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,626 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1133 00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:35,336 - ...and we really... - (Piña) Salud. 1134 00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:37,631 And gracias. 1135 00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:41,342 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1136 00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:44,596 And actually, we also have something 1137 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,139 we wanted to talk to you about. 1138 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:48,642 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1139 00:46:48,725 --> 00:46:50,561 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1140 00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:52,521 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1141 00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:54,731 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1142 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:57,150 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1143 00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,902 (Hawk) I feel like since we came... 1144 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:00,403 (Angela) You guys have something. 1145 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,363 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1146 00:47:02,488 --> 00:47:05,408 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1147 00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:10,163 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1148 00:47:10,288 --> 00:47:12,082 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1149 00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:13,667 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1150 00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:16,712 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1151 00:47:16,878 --> 00:47:17,879 (Piña) Yes. 1152 00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:20,381 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1153 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:21,508 For what? 1154 00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:23,510 We feel we might have bothered you. 1155 00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,220 - (Angela) Bothered us? - On more than... 1156 00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:27,222 more than one occasion, actually. 1157 00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:28,890 What? When? 1158 00:47:29,015 --> 00:47:32,435 (Hawk) Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1159 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,813 and sometimes late in the night. 1160 00:47:34,938 --> 00:47:36,314 What? 1161 00:47:36,815 --> 00:47:38,525 - (Joe) Hmm... - When we have sex. 1162 00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,862 - You? - (Piña) Yes. 1163 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,865 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1164 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,575 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1165 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:49,870 And we really try to keep it down, 1166 00:47:49,995 --> 00:47:51,580 but sometimes... 1167 00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:53,790 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1168 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,586 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1169 00:47:57,753 --> 00:47:59,087 Even for a fireman. 1170 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:01,297 - (Hawk) A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1171 00:48:01,464 --> 00:48:02,799 We know we've been too loud, 1172 00:48:02,883 --> 00:48:06,386 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1173 00:48:06,512 --> 00:48:08,597 And we're gonna be... 1174 00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:10,223 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1175 00:48:10,306 --> 00:48:12,392 - Better neighbors. - (Angela) Oh, my God. No. 1176 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:15,186 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1177 00:48:15,311 --> 00:48:17,313 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1178 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,400 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1179 00:48:20,526 --> 00:48:23,069 We haven't heard anything, right? 1180 00:48:30,076 --> 00:48:32,871 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1181 00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:35,791 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1182 00:48:35,874 --> 00:48:37,876 - (Angela) Log... - Yeah. 1183 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,879 - Joe. - What? 1184 00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:43,590 - Joe? - Yes? 1185 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:46,384 Joe... 1186 00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:48,804 - (Joe) What? - (Both speaking Spanish) 1187 00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:53,099 (Joe) What, Hawk? 1188 00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:54,601 - Joe. - What? 1189 00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:56,394 - (Hawk) Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1190 00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,396 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1191 00:48:58,479 --> 00:49:00,190 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1192 00:49:00,315 --> 00:49:02,067 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1193 00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,902 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1194 00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:05,529 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1195 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:07,363 - Joe. - (Joe) What? 1196 00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,951 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1197 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:13,745 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1198 00:49:13,912 --> 00:49:15,872 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1199 00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,457 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1200 00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,750 (Piña) Joe, we know. 1201 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,753 You knocked on our door during the night. 1202 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,963 Joe! 1203 00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:26,466 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1204 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,969 (Piña) We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1205 00:49:29,678 --> 00:49:31,137 No. No, you don't. 1206 00:49:31,262 --> 00:49:32,430 - It's hidden. - (Joe) Where? 1207 00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:33,807 -In our mirilla. - What's a midea? 1208 00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:35,559 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1209 00:49:35,684 --> 00:49:37,936 - (Joe) They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1210 00:49:38,061 --> 00:49:40,355 - (Joe) That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1211 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,273 - (Joe) When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1212 00:49:42,398 --> 00:49:43,984 Show him. 1213 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:46,236 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - (Joe) I don't need to see it. 1214 00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:48,614 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1215 00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:52,325 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1216 00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:53,994 and so it spooked us at first. 1217 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:56,037 But look, um... there. 1218 00:49:56,121 --> 00:49:57,748 There he comes. 1219 00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,541 (Joe) Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1220 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:02,836 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1221 00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:04,838 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1222 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:06,256 (Hawk) Yeah. 1223 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,550 (Piña) Sorry, Joe. 1224 00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:10,552 (Hawk) He almost walked away, 1225 00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,928 - but... - (Joe) You can turn it off. 1226 00:50:12,053 --> 00:50:14,055 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1227 00:50:14,139 --> 00:50:16,558 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1228 00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:20,145 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1229 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,272 - (Angela) What are you doing? - ...closely. 1230 00:50:22,355 --> 00:50:25,859 - But then, uh... - (Angela) Oh, my God. Joe! 1231 00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:27,694 (Hawk) Someone left packages in the hall. 1232 00:50:27,819 --> 00:50:29,696 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1233 00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:31,615 and you had to be full of bruises. 1234 00:50:31,782 --> 00:50:33,408 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1235 00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:35,786 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1236 00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:37,412 I banged on your door 1237 00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:39,831 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1238 00:50:39,998 --> 00:50:42,042 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1239 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:44,085 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1240 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,712 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1241 00:50:45,837 --> 00:50:47,548 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1242 00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:49,508 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1243 00:50:49,633 --> 00:50:51,342 (Joe) Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1244 00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:52,719 She can hear it. 1245 00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:54,805 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1246 00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:57,348 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1247 00:50:57,432 --> 00:51:00,226 We spend so much time and energy 1248 00:51:00,351 --> 00:51:02,646 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1249 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:03,939 It's ridiculous. 1250 00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:09,027 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1251 00:51:09,194 --> 00:51:11,404 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1252 00:51:12,155 --> 00:51:14,700 Really? You love my orgasms? 1253 00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:16,159 I do. I love them. 1254 00:51:16,284 --> 00:51:17,994 - (Joe) She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1255 00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:19,495 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1256 00:51:19,621 --> 00:51:20,872 (Joe) She especially likes the growler. 1257 00:51:20,997 --> 00:51:23,709 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1258 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:26,211 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1259 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:30,507 (Angela) Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1260 00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:32,008 (Hawk) No. 1261 00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:34,678 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1262 00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:37,514 Vanessa is the growler. 1263 00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:39,307 Vanessa? 1264 00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:42,811 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1265 00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:44,020 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1266 00:51:44,145 --> 00:51:47,440 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1267 00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:52,362 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1268 00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:54,155 - Kai. - Kai is... 1269 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,949 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1270 00:51:56,074 --> 00:51:58,493 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1271 00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:01,788 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1272 00:52:01,872 --> 00:52:03,373 Are you fucking with us right now? 1273 00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:05,375 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1274 00:52:05,501 --> 00:52:07,586 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1275 00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:12,382 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1276 00:52:12,508 --> 00:52:14,885 We've had a few parties. 1277 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,887 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1278 00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,304 (Hawk) Out of hand. 1279 00:52:18,471 --> 00:52:20,724 (Angela) Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1280 00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,893 (Joe) Soirées? What are you talking about? 1281 00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:24,811 - (Angela) What parties? - Sex parties. 1282 00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,022 - (Angela) Oh... - Sex parties! 1283 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:29,107 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1284 00:52:29,274 --> 00:52:31,192 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1285 00:52:31,317 --> 00:52:33,153 - Sex. - I think... 1286 00:52:33,278 --> 00:52:37,073 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1287 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,825 (Joe) It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1288 00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:40,577 I can't think of another one. 1289 00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:42,579 And we really apologize. 1290 00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:44,581 (Angela) No. What? No, you don't have to. 1291 00:52:44,748 --> 00:52:47,543 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1292 00:52:47,668 --> 00:52:50,253 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1293 00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:52,839 - That J? - The J you were... 1294 00:52:53,006 --> 00:52:54,758 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1295 00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,718 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1296 00:52:56,843 --> 00:52:58,469 Why don't you come with me to... 1297 00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:00,764 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1298 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:04,059 - (Joe muttering) - (Angela) Oh, my God! 1299 00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:06,436 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1300 00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:08,063 This is amazing. 1301 00:53:08,146 --> 00:53:09,940 They're having sex parties up there. 1302 00:53:10,065 --> 00:53:12,150 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1303 00:53:12,275 --> 00:53:14,027 - (Indistinct whispering) - You knew it. You knew it. 1304 00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:16,279 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1305 00:53:16,404 --> 00:53:17,698 They actually are. 1306 00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:19,199 Kai, Vanessa... 1307 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:21,785 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1308 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:24,120 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1309 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:26,998 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1310 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,711 - (Joe) Hello. - (Hawk) We good? 1311 00:53:30,836 --> 00:53:32,045 - (Joe) Yeah. - OK. 1312 00:53:32,128 --> 00:53:34,422 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1313 00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:35,716 Just... paint a picture. 1314 00:53:35,841 --> 00:53:37,342 Disclose what you will about this. 1315 00:53:37,425 --> 00:53:38,635 (Piña) What do you want to know? 1316 00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,346 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1317 00:53:41,429 --> 00:53:43,223 They... They started recently. 1318 00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:44,600 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1319 00:53:44,725 --> 00:53:46,518 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1320 00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,645 The noise uptick probably came 1321 00:53:48,729 --> 00:53:50,856 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1322 00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:52,232 our bedroom was too small, 1323 00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:53,817 so we moved into the living room. 1324 00:53:53,942 --> 00:53:55,026 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1325 00:53:55,151 --> 00:53:56,612 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1326 00:53:56,695 --> 00:53:57,696 through the apartment. 1327 00:53:57,863 --> 00:53:59,781 (Angela) And it's happening just right on the floor? 1328 00:53:59,906 --> 00:54:01,282 No, uh... 1329 00:54:01,407 --> 00:54:03,118 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1330 00:54:03,201 --> 00:54:04,911 That's why you're so into rugs. 1331 00:54:05,078 --> 00:54:06,079 You love a rug. 1332 00:54:06,204 --> 00:54:08,164 (Hawk) I love this for different reasons. 1333 00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:09,791 You have a close relationship with them. 1334 00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:11,918 (Hawk) This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1335 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:14,004 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1336 00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:15,797 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1337 00:54:15,922 --> 00:54:18,592 So, how... How does it work? 1338 00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:20,010 Like, how do you get invited? 1339 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:22,303 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1340 00:54:22,428 --> 00:54:23,805 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1341 00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:25,390 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1342 00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:27,017 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1343 00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:30,103 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1344 00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:31,688 - (Angela) Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1345 00:54:31,813 --> 00:54:35,191 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1346 00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:39,655 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1347 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,989 - And patience. - Patience. 1348 00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:42,741 Because, you know, some people, 1349 00:54:42,866 --> 00:54:44,200 they gotta find their own entry point. 1350 00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,577 - Entry point. - (Angela) Well... 1351 00:54:45,702 --> 00:54:47,495 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1352 00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:49,080 Yeah, like, take us back. 1353 00:54:49,205 --> 00:54:50,874 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1354 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,085 I've always been bi-curious. 1355 00:54:54,795 --> 00:54:56,171 - Mm. - (Piña) For me, 1356 00:54:56,296 --> 00:55:00,801 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1357 00:55:00,884 --> 00:55:02,302 Yeah. 1358 00:55:02,385 --> 00:55:03,679 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1359 00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,889 - And then Kai and... - (Joe) Valerie. 1360 00:55:06,014 --> 00:55:07,808 - Va... Vanessa! - (Joe) Vanessa! 1361 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:09,685 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1362 00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:10,811 Did you meet on an app? 1363 00:55:10,977 --> 00:55:12,521 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1364 00:55:12,604 --> 00:55:13,897 Really? Interesting. 1365 00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,817 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1366 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,026 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1367 00:55:18,193 --> 00:55:19,653 - You don't want to gamify. - (Angela) Sure. 1368 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:23,073 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1369 00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:26,284 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1370 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:27,368 There are conventions. 1371 00:55:27,578 --> 00:55:29,746 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1372 00:55:29,871 --> 00:55:31,748 You need some boundaries. 1373 00:55:31,873 --> 00:55:34,334 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1374 00:55:34,459 --> 00:55:36,169 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1375 00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:37,337 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1376 00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:39,464 (Piña) Conventions are very important. 1377 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:42,676 - They also offer you a menu. - (Joe) Oh, a menu! 1378 00:55:42,801 --> 00:55:44,886 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1379 00:55:44,970 --> 00:55:46,680 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1380 00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:48,098 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1381 00:55:48,181 --> 00:55:50,100 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1382 00:55:50,183 --> 00:55:52,603 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1383 00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:55,564 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1384 00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:56,815 It's like "Below Deck." 1385 00:55:56,898 --> 00:55:58,984 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1386 00:55:59,109 --> 00:56:00,360 It's a reality show. 1387 00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,153 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1388 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,530 We get it. We get it now. 1389 00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:04,823 Honestly, I think 1390 00:56:04,948 --> 00:56:08,451 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1391 00:56:08,535 --> 00:56:11,872 it forces total clarity of communication. 1392 00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:14,332 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. (Laughs) 1393 00:56:14,457 --> 00:56:17,168 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1394 00:56:17,335 --> 00:56:20,130 What happens if no one picks you? 1395 00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:21,757 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1396 00:56:21,923 --> 00:56:23,759 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1397 00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:25,552 - I feel like that'd be me. - (Angela) No! 1398 00:56:25,677 --> 00:56:27,470 - (Hawk) It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1399 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:28,680 You would be chosen. 1400 00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:31,266 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1401 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:32,684 (Hawk) No, no one gets excluded. 1402 00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,185 You know? I mean... 1403 00:56:34,269 --> 00:56:36,980 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1404 00:56:37,147 --> 00:56:38,481 if they don't want to participate. 1405 00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:40,776 All right, but... jealousy! 1406 00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:42,778 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1407 00:56:42,903 --> 00:56:43,945 There's no jealousy? 1408 00:56:44,112 --> 00:56:46,740 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1409 00:56:46,907 --> 00:56:48,449 but you have to replace it. 1410 00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:49,993 We practice compersion. 1411 00:56:50,118 --> 00:56:51,620 - Compression? - Compersion. 1412 00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:54,205 - (Joe) Compersion? - (Piña) Compersion. 1413 00:56:54,330 --> 00:56:56,958 Compersion is all about finding joy 1414 00:56:57,042 --> 00:56:58,334 in the joy of others. 1415 00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:01,922 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1416 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,840 And for me, there's nothing better 1417 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,843 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1418 00:57:06,968 --> 00:57:08,762 Wow! 1419 00:57:08,929 --> 00:57:09,930 (Joe) Beautiful. 1420 00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:12,057 (Angela) Oh, God. 1421 00:57:12,223 --> 00:57:13,642 That's nice. 1422 00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:16,352 - (Joe) Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1423 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,565 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1424 00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:21,024 And, you know, I love this. 1425 00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,776 I love that it's you and your friends. 1426 00:57:22,859 --> 00:57:24,820 It's like the four of you get together. 1427 00:57:24,903 --> 00:57:27,906 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1428 00:57:28,073 --> 00:57:30,408 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1429 00:57:30,576 --> 00:57:31,827 - (Joe) Six? - Six people? 1430 00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:34,037 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1431 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,081 - Yeah... six. - (Laughs) Yeah. 1432 00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:38,584 (Hawk) We did go bigger last weekend. 1433 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:41,712 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1434 00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:42,921 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1435 00:57:43,046 --> 00:57:45,006 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1436 00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:47,634 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1437 00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:49,720 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1438 00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:52,222 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1439 00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,016 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1440 00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:56,852 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - (Joe) Oh, nice! 1441 00:57:57,018 --> 00:57:59,145 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - (Joe) Really lovely, yeah. 1442 00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:01,439 - (Hawk) We were so energized. - (Piña) So energized. 1443 00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,149 You feel superhuman. 1444 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:04,735 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1445 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,152 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1446 00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:09,114 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1447 00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:11,157 - God! - (Joe) Wow. God bless you. 1448 00:58:11,282 --> 00:58:13,702 - Vanessa must be great. - (Joe) Yeah. 1449 00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,871 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1450 00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:17,873 like a ball of youthful energy. 1451 00:58:17,998 --> 00:58:20,584 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1452 00:58:20,709 --> 00:58:21,710 She's old? 1453 00:58:21,918 --> 00:58:23,504 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - (Piña) Well, she's... 1454 00:58:23,629 --> 00:58:25,672 That means she's really old if you don't know. (Laughs) 1455 00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:27,173 - She's old. - (Hawk) No... 1456 00:58:27,298 --> 00:58:28,299 Older... 1457 00:58:28,424 --> 00:58:30,010 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1458 00:58:30,176 --> 00:58:31,720 (Hawk) A veteran in our group. 1459 00:58:31,803 --> 00:58:33,514 She's the most experienced person in our... 1460 00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:34,931 (Joe) She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1461 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:37,643 I've learned so much from that woman. 1462 00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:41,229 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1463 00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:44,149 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1464 00:58:44,232 --> 00:58:45,734 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1465 00:58:45,817 --> 00:58:47,903 - (Joe) Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1466 00:58:48,028 --> 00:58:50,280 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1467 00:58:50,363 --> 00:58:51,990 (Hawk) It's not for everybody, but... 1468 00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:53,283 I hope she pushed you gently. 1469 00:58:53,449 --> 00:58:55,661 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1470 00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:57,370 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1471 00:58:57,495 --> 00:58:59,581 - (Joe) Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1472 00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,583 - (Joe) Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1473 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:02,876 (Angela and Joe) Oh! 1474 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:07,005 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1475 00:59:07,172 --> 00:59:09,382 - Oh! - (Hawk) I actually really do. 1476 00:59:09,508 --> 00:59:10,967 I get a lot of value out of it. 1477 00:59:11,092 --> 00:59:14,596 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1478 00:59:14,721 --> 00:59:15,972 - You wear a... - (Piña) A strap-on. 1479 00:59:16,097 --> 00:59:18,099 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1480 00:59:18,266 --> 00:59:20,018 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1481 00:59:20,101 --> 00:59:21,186 Wow. 1482 00:59:21,311 --> 00:59:23,021 But it's not really about penetration. 1483 00:59:23,104 --> 00:59:24,105 I mean, it is a little. 1484 00:59:24,272 --> 00:59:25,607 No, it's not really about penetration. 1485 00:59:25,774 --> 00:59:27,233 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1486 00:59:27,317 --> 00:59:29,027 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1487 00:59:29,194 --> 00:59:30,654 (Joe) Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1488 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:31,822 Just give it. 1489 00:59:31,947 --> 00:59:33,364 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1490 00:59:33,448 --> 00:59:35,075 It's a place you go. 1491 00:59:35,241 --> 00:59:37,077 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1492 00:59:37,243 --> 00:59:38,870 - Sometimes (Laughing) - (Joe) On birthdays. 1493 00:59:39,037 --> 00:59:40,371 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1494 00:59:40,539 --> 00:59:43,249 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1495 00:59:43,374 --> 00:59:45,460 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1496 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,879 you've got role playing, you've got... 1497 00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,465 - DP. You have... - DP? 1498 00:59:50,591 --> 00:59:53,594 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1499 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,345 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1500 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:56,888 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1501 00:59:57,055 --> 00:59:59,600 - No. - We don't. We... 1502 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:01,852 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1503 01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:03,562 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1504 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:04,688 Hey, it's on the menu. 1505 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,607 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1506 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,775 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1507 01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:11,820 It's something that some people might have on there. 1508 01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:13,321 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1509 01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:14,615 You were listing other stuff. 1510 01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:16,449 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1511 01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:17,951 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1512 01:00:18,034 --> 01:00:20,453 He loves to be pegged. 1513 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:22,330 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1514 01:00:22,455 --> 01:00:23,749 I'm just, yeah... 1515 01:00:23,915 --> 01:00:25,876 Honestly, like... 1516 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,546 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1517 01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:31,548 And I... 1518 01:00:31,673 --> 01:00:34,050 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1519 01:00:34,175 --> 01:00:36,678 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1520 01:00:36,762 --> 01:00:38,972 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1521 01:00:39,055 --> 01:00:41,391 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1522 01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:43,476 I guess it is something exceptional 1523 01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:45,061 happening above our heads. 1524 01:00:45,186 --> 01:00:47,480 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1525 01:00:47,564 --> 01:00:49,566 And I guess ultimately, just... 1526 01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:51,442 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1527 01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:54,112 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1528 01:00:54,237 --> 01:00:56,322 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1529 01:00:56,489 --> 01:00:58,241 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1530 01:00:58,408 --> 01:01:00,118 Thank you for being so understanding 1531 01:01:00,243 --> 01:01:01,745 and accepting and so warm. 1532 01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:05,248 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1533 01:01:06,249 --> 01:01:08,835 - Thank you. - Guys! 1534 01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,462 - That's very sweet. - (Angela) I love this. 1535 01:01:11,547 --> 01:01:12,548 This is so lovely. 1536 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:14,132 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1537 01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:16,927 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1538 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:20,138 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1539 01:01:20,263 --> 01:01:21,973 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1540 01:01:22,057 --> 01:01:23,850 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1541 01:01:24,017 --> 01:01:27,270 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1542 01:01:27,437 --> 01:01:28,564 Exactly. 1543 01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:31,858 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1544 01:01:31,983 --> 01:01:34,235 We are... pretty chill. 1545 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,322 (Hawk) I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1546 01:01:37,488 --> 01:01:38,907 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1547 01:01:39,032 --> 01:01:40,992 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1548 01:01:41,117 --> 01:01:42,536 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1549 01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:44,037 How'd you know she was so cool? 1550 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,414 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1551 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,499 - (Hawk) There's this thing... - (Piña) Look at this face. 1552 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,836 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1553 01:01:50,919 --> 01:01:54,130 - The what? The window thing? - (Speaks Spanish) 1554 01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:55,549 - What window thing? - No... 1555 01:01:55,632 --> 01:01:56,800 What window thing? 1556 01:01:56,925 --> 01:01:58,552 What window thing are you talking about? 1557 01:01:58,635 --> 01:02:04,516 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1558 01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:08,520 You've seen my wife naked? 1559 01:02:08,645 --> 01:02:10,063 No, not in person. 1560 01:02:10,146 --> 01:02:11,523 Not in person. 1561 01:02:11,648 --> 01:02:15,819 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1562 01:02:15,944 --> 01:02:17,904 Just through the window. 1563 01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:22,075 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1564 01:02:22,993 --> 01:02:26,162 (Chuckles awkwardly) 1565 01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:32,293 What the fuck? 1566 01:02:36,882 --> 01:02:38,299 - What is he talking about? - (Angela) Nothing. 1567 01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:39,801 - What is he talking about? - (Angela) Nothing, nothing. 1568 01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:41,136 Tell me what he is talking about. 1569 01:02:41,219 --> 01:02:44,097 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1570 01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:45,932 - I don't... This is... - (Hawk) I mean, 1571 01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:47,893 it happened more than once, but... 1572 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:50,020 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1573 01:02:50,186 --> 01:02:51,187 (Hawk) Is this a big deal? 1574 01:02:51,312 --> 01:02:53,023 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1575 01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:54,608 except for me? 1576 01:02:55,316 --> 01:02:57,027 I want you to come here and explain to me 1577 01:02:57,193 --> 01:02:59,780 what the fuck is going on, please. 1578 01:03:00,488 --> 01:03:02,198 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1579 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,075 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1580 01:03:04,242 --> 01:03:05,786 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1581 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:06,870 The first time! 1582 01:03:07,037 --> 01:03:10,874 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1583 01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:15,003 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1584 01:03:15,086 --> 01:03:16,296 and then I kept going. 1585 01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:18,006 That is exactly what happened. 1586 01:03:18,089 --> 01:03:19,090 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1587 01:03:19,215 --> 01:03:20,884 And then since then, after I shower, 1588 01:03:21,009 --> 01:03:23,887 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1589 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:26,807 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1590 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,601 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1591 01:03:29,768 --> 01:03:31,311 because it makes me feel good, 1592 01:03:31,394 --> 01:03:34,480 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1593 01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:36,191 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1594 01:03:36,316 --> 01:03:37,526 Why would that be OK? 1595 01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:39,277 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1596 01:03:39,402 --> 01:03:40,529 I've never made eye contact. 1597 01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:42,447 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1598 01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,074 What does that have to do with anything? 1599 01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:46,076 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1600 01:03:46,242 --> 01:03:48,453 I don't care about that at all! 1601 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:51,081 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1602 01:03:51,247 --> 01:03:52,833 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1603 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,960 So, this is somehow my fault. 1604 01:03:55,085 --> 01:03:56,587 That's fucking crazy! 1605 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:58,589 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1606 01:03:58,755 --> 01:04:01,174 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1607 01:04:01,341 --> 01:04:02,676 This is fucked, Angela. 1608 01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:05,554 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1609 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,055 How is this not fucked? 1610 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,890 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1611 01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,475 I think what she's doing is great. 1612 01:04:10,601 --> 01:04:11,602 It's actually very helpful. 1613 01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:13,478 - For whom? - For her! 1614 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:15,564 And for us. Women. 1615 01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:17,107 You know how many women let go 1616 01:04:17,190 --> 01:04:19,275 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1617 01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,820 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1618 01:04:21,903 --> 01:04:23,446 that she's trying to connect with that part 1619 01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:24,740 that she had lost? Good for you. 1620 01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:26,449 - Thank you. - (Joe) Bravo. Great work. 1621 01:04:26,617 --> 01:04:28,159 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1622 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:29,828 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1623 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,121 - It is important. - Yeah? 1624 01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:33,414 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1625 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,626 To desire, to be desired. 1626 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,462 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1627 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:43,049 - every time I see you. - Oh... (Laughs) Really? 1628 01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:44,926 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1629 01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:46,386 -I'm so sorry, Piña. -No. 1630 01:04:46,469 --> 01:04:47,971 Really, Joe? Wow! 1631 01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:49,765 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1632 01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:51,683 It's like a little game we have, right? 1633 01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:53,184 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1634 01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:55,687 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1635 01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:57,773 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1636 01:04:57,898 --> 01:05:00,066 When you look at my boobs, 1637 01:05:00,191 --> 01:05:03,444 do they seem - my boobs - 1638 01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:05,531 do they seem out of reach to you? 1639 01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:07,115 No, it's a small elevator. 1640 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,034 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1641 01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:11,620 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1642 01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:16,542 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1643 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,129 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1644 01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:24,340 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1645 01:05:24,465 --> 01:05:27,135 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1646 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,554 (Joe) I don't want to right now. 1647 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,138 - (Piña) Look! - (Angela) Look at them. 1648 01:05:30,263 --> 01:05:31,765 - (Angela) Joe, look at them. - (Joe) I don't wanna right now. 1649 01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:34,059 - (Angela) Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1650 01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:35,977 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1651 01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:37,353 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1652 01:05:37,478 --> 01:05:40,023 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1653 01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:41,983 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1654 01:05:42,067 --> 01:05:44,945 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1655 01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:47,113 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1656 01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:48,824 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1657 01:05:48,990 --> 01:05:49,991 - Who? - (Joe) You! 1658 01:05:50,116 --> 01:05:51,702 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1659 01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:53,620 What? No. I... 1660 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:55,205 I make love to Piña. 1661 01:05:55,330 --> 01:05:58,208 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1662 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,335 and she likes it. 1663 01:06:00,418 --> 01:06:01,503 It's our thing. 1664 01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:06,550 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1665 01:06:07,425 --> 01:06:09,636 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1666 01:06:10,428 --> 01:06:12,138 (Angela chuckling) Oh... 1667 01:06:12,222 --> 01:06:13,849 Really? 1668 01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:15,350 (Piña) A lot. 1669 01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:16,434 (Angela) Wow! 1670 01:06:16,602 --> 01:06:18,061 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1671 01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:20,438 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1672 01:06:20,606 --> 01:06:22,733 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1673 01:06:22,858 --> 01:06:24,234 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1674 01:06:24,359 --> 01:06:26,236 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1675 01:06:26,361 --> 01:06:27,821 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1676 01:06:27,946 --> 01:06:29,698 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1677 01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:32,283 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1678 01:06:32,408 --> 01:06:34,285 and you planned this whole thing. 1679 01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:36,913 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1680 01:06:36,997 --> 01:06:38,123 What the fuck, Joe! 1681 01:06:38,206 --> 01:06:39,791 I was just trying to have a nice night 1682 01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:41,209 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1683 01:06:41,292 --> 01:06:42,418 What are you talking about? 1684 01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:44,129 You wanna all fuck each other! 1685 01:06:44,212 --> 01:06:46,798 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1686 01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:49,092 - Stop laughing at me. - (Hawk) Joe. Joe. 1687 01:06:49,217 --> 01:06:50,802 - Joe... - (Joe) What? 1688 01:06:50,927 --> 01:06:52,679 That is not what has been happening. 1689 01:06:52,804 --> 01:06:54,681 - No? Then what? - (Piña) No, of course not. 1690 01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:56,182 (Hawk) Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1691 01:06:56,307 --> 01:06:58,226 - Never. - (Hawk) Never. Never. 1692 01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:01,605 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1693 01:07:04,149 --> 01:07:05,942 (Speaking Spanish) 1694 01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:10,864 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1695 01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:13,491 (Speaking Spanish) 1696 01:07:13,659 --> 01:07:15,201 Stop speaking Spanish! 1697 01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:16,452 (Speaking Spanish) 1698 01:07:16,578 --> 01:07:18,997 OK. OK. OK. 1699 01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,875 Joe, Angela... 1700 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,002 Um... 1701 01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:26,797 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1702 01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:30,466 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1703 01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:33,386 Join you for... 1704 01:07:33,512 --> 01:07:35,096 - For sex. - ...sex. 1705 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,974 - Sex. - For group sex. 1706 01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:39,810 What else? 1707 01:07:40,977 --> 01:07:43,021 - Us? - Yes. 1708 01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,816 - Me? - (Piña) Both of you. 1709 01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:47,233 Both of who? 1710 01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,695 - Both of you. - Including me? 1711 01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:52,948 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1712 01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,741 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1713 01:07:54,866 --> 01:07:56,535 - Angela, did you hear that? - (Angela) Sure did. 1714 01:07:56,660 --> 01:07:57,869 You heard that, too? All right. 1715 01:07:57,953 --> 01:08:02,373 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1716 01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:03,750 Oh? 1717 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:07,378 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1718 01:08:07,963 --> 01:08:09,089 OK. 1719 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:11,341 (Hawk) We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1720 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,051 - OK. - (Hawk) In the elevator. 1721 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:16,346 They seem to be very warm signals. 1722 01:08:16,471 --> 01:08:18,974 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1723 01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:21,184 (Hawk) That's what this has been about. 1724 01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:22,853 OK? 1725 01:08:22,978 --> 01:08:25,480 That is so nice. Thank you. 1726 01:08:25,606 --> 01:08:27,608 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1727 01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:30,110 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1728 01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:31,903 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1729 01:08:31,987 --> 01:08:34,948 We find you very, very attractive. 1730 01:08:36,407 --> 01:08:40,120 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1731 01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:42,038 I know. 1732 01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:44,124 You talk about my orgasms. 1733 01:08:44,249 --> 01:08:46,251 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - (Joe chuckling) A lot. 1734 01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:49,880 - We really do. Yeah. - (Piña) OK. 1735 01:08:49,963 --> 01:08:51,840 I think, um... even before we came down, 1736 01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:54,551 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1737 01:08:55,426 --> 01:08:57,971 So do you two, too... as well. 1738 01:08:58,138 --> 01:08:59,472 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1739 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,432 (Laughing) 1740 01:09:02,893 --> 01:09:05,436 So, we want to propose to you 1741 01:09:05,562 --> 01:09:08,857 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1742 01:09:09,650 --> 01:09:11,276 Just to be clear... 1743 01:09:12,068 --> 01:09:16,197 You, you, her... and me? 1744 01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:17,323 - (Piña) Yes. - Me too? 1745 01:09:17,490 --> 01:09:18,825 - (Piña) Yes, also you. - OK. 1746 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:20,118 - (Piña) Yes. - OK. 1747 01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:23,622 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1748 01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:25,749 - Oh... Right. - (Piña) No pressure. 1749 01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:27,751 - (Hawk) But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1750 01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:30,253 - I brought condoms and... - (Joe) Condoms! 1751 01:09:30,336 --> 01:09:31,547 Wow! 1752 01:09:31,713 --> 01:09:34,215 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1753 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,466 How do... 1754 01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:38,261 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1755 01:09:38,344 --> 01:09:40,722 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1756 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:43,141 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1757 01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:47,062 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1758 01:09:47,228 --> 01:09:49,272 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1759 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,650 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1760 01:09:51,775 --> 01:09:53,735 Just so we could, yeah... 1761 01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,445 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1762 01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:57,405 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1763 01:09:57,531 --> 01:10:02,202 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1764 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:05,413 We can all be together. 1765 01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:08,333 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1766 01:10:08,499 --> 01:10:11,336 We could, um... obviously swap. 1767 01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:13,839 - (Angela) Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1768 01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:18,802 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1769 01:10:18,927 --> 01:10:20,220 Like a referee. 1770 01:10:20,345 --> 01:10:22,097 (Speaking Spanish) 1771 01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:23,640 Carolina... 1772 01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:26,727 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1773 01:10:26,852 --> 01:10:29,354 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1774 01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,147 - I think... - Yeah. 1775 01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:33,149 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1776 01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:35,360 - ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1777 01:10:35,443 --> 01:10:37,863 Consider it an open invite. 1778 01:10:37,946 --> 01:10:39,072 - All right. - Right. 1779 01:10:39,197 --> 01:10:44,119 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1780 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:45,621 OK. 1781 01:10:46,371 --> 01:10:48,123 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1782 01:10:48,206 --> 01:10:49,415 Weekends... also tough. 1783 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,001 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1784 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:52,377 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1785 01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:55,088 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1786 01:10:55,213 --> 01:10:56,632 You overthink everything! 1787 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:58,299 You're overthinking this as well. 1788 01:10:58,424 --> 01:11:00,719 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1789 01:11:00,886 --> 01:11:02,888 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1790 01:11:03,013 --> 01:11:04,806 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1791 01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:07,017 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1792 01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:09,936 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1793 01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:13,148 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1794 01:11:13,231 --> 01:11:17,152 - (Joe) Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1795 01:11:17,235 --> 01:11:21,573 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1796 01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:24,993 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1797 01:11:25,076 --> 01:11:27,162 - No, no, no. We're not angry. - I'm actually not angry. 1798 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:30,373 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1799 01:11:30,498 --> 01:11:32,751 I don't think you guys are there. 1800 01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:34,503 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1801 01:11:34,586 --> 01:11:35,879 but personally, I'm very there. 1802 01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:37,463 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1803 01:11:37,589 --> 01:11:38,882 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1804 01:11:39,007 --> 01:11:40,383 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1805 01:11:40,509 --> 01:11:41,885 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1806 01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:43,512 I think we would do this. 1807 01:11:43,595 --> 01:11:46,890 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1808 01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:50,977 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1809 01:11:51,102 --> 01:11:53,522 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1810 01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:55,023 just in a positive way. 1811 01:11:55,106 --> 01:11:56,817 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1812 01:11:56,983 --> 01:11:58,527 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1813 01:11:58,694 --> 01:12:01,446 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1814 01:12:01,572 --> 01:12:02,948 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1815 01:12:03,073 --> 01:12:04,449 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1816 01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:06,159 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1817 01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,328 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1818 01:12:08,453 --> 01:12:10,664 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1819 01:12:10,789 --> 01:12:12,373 I'd say there's, uh... 1820 01:12:12,457 --> 01:12:14,960 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1821 01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:16,962 - (Angela) Ahora. - Ahora. 1822 01:12:17,087 --> 01:12:19,339 - (Hawk) I'm good with ahora. - (Angela) Yeah! 1823 01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,091 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1824 01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:22,383 Yeah. 1825 01:12:25,303 --> 01:12:28,682 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1826 01:12:29,558 --> 01:12:31,392 - Right. - Fuck! 1827 01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:35,981 But we could try to connect separately. 1828 01:12:36,982 --> 01:12:38,316 Oh? 1829 01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:40,569 - Yeah. - All right. 1830 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:42,112 - (Angela) Yeah. - OK. 1831 01:12:42,278 --> 01:12:43,279 - Joe. - (Joe) Yes? 1832 01:12:43,488 --> 01:12:45,741 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1833 01:12:45,907 --> 01:12:47,242 alone with me? 1834 01:12:49,745 --> 01:12:51,830 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1835 01:12:51,955 --> 01:12:52,956 You'd feel good about it? 1836 01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:54,249 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1837 01:12:54,415 --> 01:12:57,753 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1838 01:12:57,919 --> 01:12:59,963 I would be willing to proceed with. 1839 01:13:00,756 --> 01:13:01,965 Angela? 1840 01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:04,968 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1841 01:13:05,135 --> 01:13:08,764 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1842 01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:11,432 - Look at us. - OK. 1843 01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:12,851 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1844 01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:15,228 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1845 01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:18,565 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1846 01:13:18,649 --> 01:13:21,067 so... feeling positive? 1847 01:13:21,151 --> 01:13:22,653 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1848 01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,571 Joe, any reservations? 1849 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:27,407 I would maybe prefer 1850 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:30,118 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1851 01:13:30,201 --> 01:13:31,912 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1852 01:13:32,078 --> 01:13:33,789 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1853 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,415 Yes. Yeah. 1854 01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:37,834 So, your bedroom? 1855 01:13:38,001 --> 01:13:39,127 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1856 01:13:39,210 --> 01:13:40,837 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1857 01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:43,840 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1858 01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:45,050 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1859 01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:46,342 - We could... - I like your office. 1860 01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:47,511 - Oh! - It's nice. 1861 01:13:47,678 --> 01:13:50,055 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1862 01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:52,098 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1863 01:13:52,223 --> 01:13:53,517 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1864 01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,060 - (Hawk) We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1865 01:13:55,143 --> 01:13:56,436 We'll make it work. 1866 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,730 - Great. - Cool. 1867 01:13:59,355 --> 01:14:02,358 (Piña speaks Spanish) Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1868 01:14:02,442 --> 01:14:04,360 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1869 01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:07,113 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1870 01:14:07,197 --> 01:14:09,575 - Cool. - Angela... (Whispering) 1871 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,910 (Joe) Oh, hello! 1872 01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:17,666 Namaste. 1873 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:20,210 (Joe) OK. 1874 01:14:20,376 --> 01:14:22,087 OK. Hi. 1875 01:14:22,879 --> 01:14:24,798 Uh, Joe. 1876 01:14:26,424 --> 01:14:28,009 Oh. 1877 01:14:28,134 --> 01:14:30,428 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1878 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:32,222 OK... 1879 01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,102 (Speaks indistinctly) 1880 01:14:45,401 --> 01:14:46,903 (Angela) I meant to do the dishes 1881 01:14:47,028 --> 01:14:48,989 before you guys arrived tonight. 1882 01:14:49,072 --> 01:14:52,450 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1883 01:14:52,576 --> 01:14:54,786 I meant to do it before you guys... 1884 01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:58,498 I mean... (Continues indistinctly) 1885 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:01,001 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1886 01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:02,669 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1887 01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:04,379 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1888 01:15:05,171 --> 01:15:07,508 Wait. I... One second! 1889 01:15:10,886 --> 01:15:12,596 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1890 01:15:27,235 --> 01:15:29,112 (Takes deep breaths) 1891 01:15:40,832 --> 01:15:42,543 This is a stupid blouse. 1892 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:45,879 (Sighs) 1893 01:15:45,962 --> 01:15:47,589 (Chuckles) 1894 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,969 Oops. 1895 01:15:57,683 --> 01:15:59,560 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1896 01:16:00,476 --> 01:16:02,771 Just... one second! 1897 01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:05,190 Fuck me! 1898 01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:07,984 (♪ SADE: "By Your Side") 1899 01:16:20,038 --> 01:16:22,749 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1900 01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:24,668 Oh! Uh... 1901 01:16:26,377 --> 01:16:29,255 - ♪ You know me better than that - (♪ Piña singing along) 1902 01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:32,175 It is a good song. 1903 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:36,972 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1904 01:16:40,266 --> 01:16:42,268 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1905 01:16:42,393 --> 01:16:44,771 - Hey! - (Moaning) 1906 01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:46,690 - (Clattering) - Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1907 01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:53,488 ♪ If only you could see into me 1908 01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:05,709 - ♪ Oh, when you're cold - (♪ Joe and Piña singing along) 1909 01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:08,920 ♪ I'll be there 1910 01:17:09,045 --> 01:17:12,758 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1911 01:17:12,841 --> 01:17:14,551 Do you actually look in the mirror 1912 01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:16,219 and not know how sexy you are? 1913 01:17:16,344 --> 01:17:19,055 Oh, blah! (Laughs) No! 1914 01:17:19,139 --> 01:17:20,766 - Angela! - No. No. 1915 01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:23,351 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1916 01:17:23,476 --> 01:17:26,271 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1917 01:17:26,354 --> 01:17:28,273 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1918 01:17:28,356 --> 01:17:29,983 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1919 01:17:30,066 --> 01:17:31,652 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1920 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:34,279 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1921 01:17:34,445 --> 01:17:35,697 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1922 01:17:36,698 --> 01:17:38,116 (Joe) Holy shit! 1923 01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:40,911 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1924 01:17:41,036 --> 01:17:43,288 (Joe) Thank you so much for this. 1925 01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:45,415 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1926 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,208 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1927 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,503 Thank you for this. 1928 01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:52,213 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1929 01:17:52,338 --> 01:17:55,050 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1930 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:57,427 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1931 01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:02,098 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1932 01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:05,101 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1933 01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:07,729 How do I... 1934 01:18:07,854 --> 01:18:09,355 Um... 1935 01:18:10,148 --> 01:18:13,944 I want the, um... thing with... 1936 01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:17,363 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1937 01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:21,618 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1938 01:18:21,702 --> 01:18:23,995 What you, you say... 1939 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,081 You say. 1940 01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:28,792 You take this one. (Laughs) 1941 01:18:33,004 --> 01:18:34,798 You want me to do the thing 1942 01:18:34,923 --> 01:18:37,133 that makes Piña scream like that? 1943 01:18:37,217 --> 01:18:40,596 Yes. (Clears throat) Yeah. Yes. 1944 01:18:42,305 --> 01:18:46,017 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1945 01:18:47,393 --> 01:18:50,188 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1946 01:18:50,313 --> 01:18:52,232 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1947 01:18:52,315 --> 01:18:54,234 (Whispering indistinctly) 1948 01:18:55,193 --> 01:18:58,029 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1949 01:18:58,196 --> 01:19:00,281 (Joe chuckling) 1950 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,290 ♪ Oh 1951 01:19:09,374 --> 01:19:12,586 ♪ When you're cold 1952 01:19:12,711 --> 01:19:15,881 ♪ I'll be there 1953 01:19:16,006 --> 01:19:20,010 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1954 01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:22,387 ♪ Oh 1955 01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:25,766 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1956 01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:29,019 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1957 01:19:29,185 --> 01:19:33,273 ♪ By your side, baby 1958 01:19:33,398 --> 01:19:35,609 ♪ Oh 1959 01:19:35,734 --> 01:19:39,613 - ♪ When you're cold... ♪ - (Piña chuckling) 1960 01:19:40,531 --> 01:19:42,658 (Grunts) 1961 01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:44,284 OK... 1962 01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:48,664 ♪ I'll be there 1963 01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:51,374 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1964 01:19:51,457 --> 01:19:53,585 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1965 01:19:53,752 --> 01:19:55,253 - Argh! - (Gasps) 1966 01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:57,673 - (Joe screams) - Oh, that's Joe's back. 1967 01:19:57,798 --> 01:19:59,299 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1968 01:19:59,382 --> 01:20:01,552 - (Piña and Joe screaming) - No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1969 01:20:01,677 --> 01:20:04,262 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1970 01:20:04,387 --> 01:20:06,097 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1971 01:20:06,181 --> 01:20:07,307 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1972 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:09,893 (Grunting, shouting indistinctly) 1973 01:20:09,976 --> 01:20:11,477 (Piña) Help! ¡Ayúdame! 1974 01:20:11,603 --> 01:20:14,189 (Piña and Hawk shouting in Spanish) 1975 01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:16,191 (Piña) He fell. He hurt his back. 1976 01:20:16,357 --> 01:20:19,069 - (Hawk) What happened? - (Piña) He's hurt his back. 1977 01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:21,697 - (Hawk) His back? - Yes, my back. 1978 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,949 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1979 01:20:24,115 --> 01:20:27,160 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1980 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:30,455 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1981 01:20:30,622 --> 01:20:33,667 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1982 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,336 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1983 01:20:36,461 --> 01:20:38,463 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1984 01:20:38,547 --> 01:20:40,465 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1985 01:20:40,549 --> 01:20:42,968 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1986 01:20:43,134 --> 01:20:45,386 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1987 01:20:45,470 --> 01:20:46,680 Please don't do this. 1988 01:20:46,763 --> 01:20:48,056 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1989 01:20:48,181 --> 01:20:49,558 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1990 01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:50,976 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1991 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:53,478 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1992 01:20:53,645 --> 01:20:58,066 (Screaming) Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1993 01:20:58,191 --> 01:20:59,943 - Go away. - (Hawk) You're done! 1994 01:21:00,068 --> 01:21:02,278 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1995 01:21:02,445 --> 01:21:04,364 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1996 01:21:04,489 --> 01:21:05,741 - Fuck off! - (Hawk) I think I did it right. 1997 01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:07,618 - Get me some ice. - (Hawk) I think I did it right. 1998 01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:11,037 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1999 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,331 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 2000 01:21:13,498 --> 01:21:15,542 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 2001 01:21:15,626 --> 01:21:18,545 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 2002 01:21:18,629 --> 01:21:20,714 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 2003 01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:22,841 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 2004 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,718 to you having a fucking orgy. 2005 01:21:24,843 --> 01:21:26,344 It actually is, if you want to know, 2006 01:21:26,469 --> 01:21:27,929 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 2007 01:21:28,054 --> 01:21:29,765 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 2008 01:21:29,848 --> 01:21:32,851 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 2009 01:21:32,976 --> 01:21:33,977 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 2010 01:21:34,060 --> 01:21:36,563 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 2011 01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:39,650 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 2012 01:21:39,775 --> 01:21:42,068 I think it actually is very much about my back! 2013 01:21:42,152 --> 01:21:43,361 That's not gonna work. 2014 01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:45,781 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 2015 01:21:45,864 --> 01:21:47,908 L4, L5, fucking classic. 2016 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,911 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 2017 01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:54,330 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 2018 01:21:54,414 --> 01:21:56,625 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 2019 01:21:56,792 --> 01:22:00,003 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 2020 01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:02,005 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 2021 01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:04,132 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 2022 01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:06,510 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 2023 01:22:06,635 --> 01:22:08,136 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 2024 01:22:08,303 --> 01:22:10,430 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 2025 01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:12,849 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 2026 01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:15,060 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 2027 01:22:15,143 --> 01:22:17,062 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 2028 01:22:17,145 --> 01:22:18,313 ice on your back? 2029 01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:22,526 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 2030 01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:23,944 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 2031 01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:26,237 I don't fucking want you to try 2032 01:22:26,362 --> 01:22:28,615 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 2033 01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:29,991 you fucking pervert. 2034 01:22:30,116 --> 01:22:32,493 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 2035 01:22:32,619 --> 01:22:35,205 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 2036 01:22:35,371 --> 01:22:36,707 No one's name is Hawk. 2037 01:22:36,790 --> 01:22:39,000 You go on and on about radical honesty. 2038 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:40,919 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 2039 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,420 What is your name? 2040 01:22:42,588 --> 01:22:44,422 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 2041 01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:45,924 What is on your driver's license? 2042 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:49,720 Howard Wilson Kelly. 2043 01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:53,431 Howard. 2044 01:22:54,307 --> 01:22:55,892 He's Howard. 2045 01:22:56,685 --> 01:22:58,645 Your name is Howard. 2046 01:22:59,605 --> 01:23:03,024 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 2047 01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:06,111 It's been little Howie. 2048 01:23:06,236 --> 01:23:08,154 Oh, my God. 2049 01:23:08,238 --> 01:23:10,156 That changes everything. 2050 01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:13,869 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 2051 01:23:13,994 --> 01:23:16,496 I would've been so much nicer to you. 2052 01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:18,665 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 2053 01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,083 How'd you land on Hawk? 2054 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:23,003 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 2055 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:25,506 A nickname you gave yourself. 2056 01:23:25,589 --> 01:23:27,508 Literally the lamest words 2057 01:23:27,674 --> 01:23:29,217 that could have come out of your mouth. 2058 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:30,511 Oh, my God. 2059 01:23:30,594 --> 01:23:32,804 What, were you biking across the playa at Burning Man? 2060 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:35,390 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2061 01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:39,895 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2062 01:23:41,312 --> 01:23:42,814 (Exhales sharply) 2063 01:23:44,024 --> 01:23:45,817 You asked. 2064 01:23:46,610 --> 01:23:49,029 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2065 01:23:49,905 --> 01:23:51,281 She got cancer. 2066 01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:53,575 You don't have to answer his question. 2067 01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,160 You don't have to say anything. 2068 01:23:55,285 --> 01:23:57,162 It's a fair question, you know. 2069 01:23:57,954 --> 01:23:59,873 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2070 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,792 So... (Chuckles) 2071 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,877 For Joe... 2072 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,461 Um... 2073 01:24:06,254 --> 01:24:08,298 After she died, I... 2074 01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:09,841 I was doing some things 2075 01:24:09,966 --> 01:24:11,968 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2076 01:24:12,093 --> 01:24:15,096 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2077 01:24:15,263 --> 01:24:18,391 And do you know how people say 2078 01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:20,686 your life flashes before your eyes? 2079 01:24:20,811 --> 01:24:21,895 I... I... 2080 01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:23,980 That happened to me, but not my life - 2081 01:24:24,105 --> 01:24:25,899 it was our life together. 2082 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:32,113 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2083 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:37,368 And I kept seeing this woman, 2084 01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:41,540 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2085 01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:43,166 who, like... 2086 01:24:43,249 --> 01:24:45,752 She thought I hung the moon. 2087 01:24:47,378 --> 01:24:50,882 And in the film, she... 2088 01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:53,635 Over and over again, she tried to... 2089 01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:57,764 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2090 01:24:57,889 --> 01:25:00,391 to, you know, share 2091 01:25:00,475 --> 01:25:05,689 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2092 01:25:05,856 --> 01:25:08,358 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2093 01:25:09,484 --> 01:25:13,071 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2094 01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:18,034 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2095 01:25:18,118 --> 01:25:19,536 And I... 2096 01:25:20,621 --> 01:25:24,833 And I made her feel so bad about it 2097 01:25:24,958 --> 01:25:27,335 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2098 01:25:28,461 --> 01:25:30,547 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2099 01:25:32,716 --> 01:25:35,969 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2100 01:25:37,721 --> 01:25:44,728 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2101 01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:51,777 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2102 01:25:52,778 --> 01:25:56,197 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2103 01:25:56,322 --> 01:25:58,199 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2104 01:25:58,324 --> 01:26:04,998 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2105 01:26:06,332 --> 01:26:07,918 So, uh... 2106 01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:11,337 I decided I really better change my name 2107 01:26:11,505 --> 01:26:12,923 if I was gonna change my life. 2108 01:26:13,089 --> 01:26:14,841 And so I did. 2109 01:26:17,844 --> 01:26:20,847 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2110 01:26:21,014 --> 01:26:23,934 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2111 01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:27,103 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2112 01:26:27,228 --> 01:26:28,438 Oh, my God! 2113 01:26:28,564 --> 01:26:30,148 (Joe) What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2114 01:26:30,315 --> 01:26:31,817 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2115 01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:32,943 Oh, my God! 2116 01:26:33,109 --> 01:26:35,737 My boyfriend shares 2117 01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:39,783 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2118 01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:41,367 and you're making fun of him? 2119 01:26:41,492 --> 01:26:44,495 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2120 01:26:44,663 --> 01:26:45,706 in real life! 2121 01:26:45,872 --> 01:26:47,708 I really didn't expect this from you. 2122 01:26:47,874 --> 01:26:49,417 This is fucking disappointing. 2123 01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,712 - (Joe) OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2124 01:26:51,795 --> 01:26:55,131 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2125 01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:56,925 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2126 01:26:57,008 --> 01:26:58,677 She's saying... 2127 01:26:59,427 --> 01:27:01,304 She's saying what? 2128 01:27:01,429 --> 01:27:03,014 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2129 01:27:03,181 --> 01:27:04,390 I think they caught what I was saying. 2130 01:27:04,516 --> 01:27:05,726 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2131 01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:08,019 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2132 01:27:08,144 --> 01:27:09,813 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2133 01:27:09,938 --> 01:27:12,440 No! You're always interrupting me, 2134 01:27:12,524 --> 01:27:13,609 always correcting me! 2135 01:27:13,734 --> 01:27:14,735 (Speaks Spanish) 2136 01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:16,695 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2137 01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:18,029 And I never tell you, right? 2138 01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,656 What do I do? I help you. 2139 01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:22,158 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2140 01:27:22,283 --> 01:27:23,451 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2141 01:27:23,577 --> 01:27:25,078 Look at this fucking mess. 2142 01:27:25,203 --> 01:27:26,580 And you keep pushing. 2143 01:27:26,747 --> 01:27:28,582 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2144 01:27:28,707 --> 01:27:30,876 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2145 01:27:31,292 --> 01:27:33,504 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2146 01:27:33,587 --> 01:27:34,713 Piña... 2147 01:27:34,796 --> 01:27:35,881 Piña! 2148 01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:37,799 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2149 01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:39,593 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2150 01:27:39,718 --> 01:27:40,886 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2151 01:27:41,011 --> 01:27:43,304 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2152 01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,390 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2153 01:27:45,516 --> 01:27:46,892 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2154 01:27:47,017 --> 01:27:48,894 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2155 01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,522 And... you are right. 2156 01:27:52,313 --> 01:27:54,608 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2157 01:27:54,775 --> 01:27:56,818 I totally understand what you're saying. 2158 01:27:56,902 --> 01:27:57,986 You said that before. 2159 01:27:58,111 --> 01:27:59,613 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2160 01:27:59,738 --> 01:28:01,698 Fucking embarrassing. 2161 01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:05,869 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2162 01:28:05,952 --> 01:28:08,371 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2163 01:28:08,454 --> 01:28:09,748 No, no. It... It... 2164 01:28:09,873 --> 01:28:11,457 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2165 01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:13,585 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2166 01:28:13,752 --> 01:28:15,671 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2167 01:28:15,796 --> 01:28:16,880 We're so sorry. 2168 01:28:17,047 --> 01:28:18,757 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2169 01:28:18,882 --> 01:28:21,384 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2170 01:28:21,467 --> 01:28:23,303 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2171 01:28:23,386 --> 01:28:25,305 Guys... We are sorry. 2172 01:28:25,388 --> 01:28:27,599 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2173 01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:29,976 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2174 01:28:30,101 --> 01:28:33,605 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2175 01:28:33,772 --> 01:28:36,775 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2176 01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:38,694 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2177 01:28:39,277 --> 01:28:40,987 It just wasn't the right night. 2178 01:28:41,112 --> 01:28:42,698 But what I don't understand is 2179 01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:45,158 how you can even have sex with each other, 2180 01:28:45,241 --> 01:28:47,953 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2181 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:57,378 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2182 01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:04,553 When was the last time you two had sex? 2183 01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:08,139 (Both) A year ago. 2184 01:29:08,264 --> 01:29:09,641 (Coughing) 2185 01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:12,686 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2186 01:29:14,145 --> 01:29:16,356 You did say a year? A year? 2187 01:29:16,481 --> 01:29:18,066 A year ago? 2188 01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:22,946 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2189 01:29:23,864 --> 01:29:26,908 ...and horny and weird. 2190 01:29:26,992 --> 01:29:29,494 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2191 01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:31,496 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2192 01:29:31,622 --> 01:29:32,623 (Joe) It's your fault. 2193 01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:33,707 - What? - It's your fault. 2194 01:29:33,874 --> 01:29:35,333 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2195 01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:37,418 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2196 01:29:37,503 --> 01:29:39,295 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2197 01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:40,589 You don't try! 2198 01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:42,298 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2199 01:29:42,423 --> 01:29:43,509 before I'm just torturing myself? 2200 01:29:43,634 --> 01:29:45,093 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2201 01:29:45,218 --> 01:29:46,427 I'm being humiliated. 2202 01:29:46,595 --> 01:29:48,639 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2203 01:29:48,722 --> 01:29:50,516 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2204 01:29:50,641 --> 01:29:52,643 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2205 01:29:52,809 --> 01:29:55,896 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2206 01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:58,148 Why should that take so much effort? 2207 01:29:58,314 --> 01:30:00,651 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2208 01:30:00,817 --> 01:30:02,653 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2209 01:30:02,819 --> 01:30:05,614 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2210 01:30:05,739 --> 01:30:07,574 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2211 01:30:07,699 --> 01:30:09,200 It's not very attractive 2212 01:30:09,284 --> 01:30:11,202 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2213 01:30:11,286 --> 01:30:12,871 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2214 01:30:12,996 --> 01:30:13,997 You're miserable, too. 2215 01:30:14,164 --> 01:30:15,707 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2216 01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:17,000 We're even, OK? 2217 01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:18,710 You've nothing to be upset about. 2218 01:30:18,794 --> 01:30:21,588 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2219 01:30:22,297 --> 01:30:23,590 What? 2220 01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:25,592 Would you have sex with yourself? 2221 01:30:28,804 --> 01:30:31,598 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2222 01:30:31,723 --> 01:30:33,433 All I do is fuck myself. 2223 01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:37,896 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2224 01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:45,111 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2225 01:30:45,236 --> 01:30:47,238 (Joe chuckles) What's the difference? 2226 01:30:48,239 --> 01:30:50,075 Yeah, I do. 2227 01:30:54,287 --> 01:30:56,873 How did you two meet? 2228 01:30:57,583 --> 01:30:59,585 Who cares? (Laughs) 2229 01:30:59,668 --> 01:31:02,170 Who cares at this point? 2230 01:31:02,295 --> 01:31:04,590 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2231 01:31:04,756 --> 01:31:06,299 Um... 2232 01:31:09,010 --> 01:31:13,264 I was on a very bad date... 2233 01:31:14,265 --> 01:31:19,312 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2234 01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:24,776 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2235 01:31:24,901 --> 01:31:25,902 making me laugh. 2236 01:31:27,403 --> 01:31:29,698 And so I made my date drop me off, 2237 01:31:29,823 --> 01:31:31,449 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2238 01:31:31,575 --> 01:31:33,118 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2239 01:31:33,243 --> 01:31:34,745 and I... I did. 2240 01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:36,872 But I don't think you ever realized 2241 01:31:36,955 --> 01:31:40,959 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2242 01:31:41,126 --> 01:31:42,836 (Laughs) Did you know that? 2243 01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:46,172 - I didn't know that. - (Angela) Yeah. 2244 01:31:46,339 --> 01:31:49,968 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2245 01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:53,972 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2246 01:31:59,603 --> 01:32:02,188 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2247 01:32:02,355 --> 01:32:04,983 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2248 01:32:05,776 --> 01:32:07,986 We were best friends. 2249 01:32:10,113 --> 01:32:12,115 That is true. 2250 01:32:13,950 --> 01:32:16,828 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2251 01:32:19,455 --> 01:32:21,332 Are you kidding me right now? 2252 01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:23,669 Are you fucking for real? 2253 01:32:24,545 --> 01:32:27,130 I "decided to become miserable"? 2254 01:32:29,215 --> 01:32:33,720 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2255 01:32:33,845 --> 01:32:35,556 You don't get it? 2256 01:32:37,348 --> 01:32:38,850 I'm a failure, Angela. 2257 01:32:38,975 --> 01:32:42,729 I live in my parents' apartment... 2258 01:32:43,647 --> 01:32:46,942 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2259 01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:49,277 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2260 01:32:49,444 --> 01:32:51,446 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2261 01:32:51,572 --> 01:32:54,783 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2262 01:32:54,908 --> 01:32:57,536 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2263 01:32:57,703 --> 01:32:59,204 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2264 01:32:59,329 --> 01:33:02,791 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2265 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:04,710 and just let me be not happy? 2266 01:33:06,419 --> 01:33:10,549 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2267 01:33:10,632 --> 01:33:11,800 I'm really sorry. 2268 01:33:11,925 --> 01:33:14,553 You still teach music every single day. 2269 01:33:14,636 --> 01:33:16,555 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2270 01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:19,850 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2271 01:33:20,016 --> 01:33:23,562 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2272 01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,647 but you've just decided to make the choice 2273 01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:28,441 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2274 01:33:28,567 --> 01:33:31,862 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2275 01:33:31,945 --> 01:33:33,572 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2276 01:33:33,739 --> 01:33:35,824 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2277 01:33:35,907 --> 01:33:38,827 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2278 01:33:38,910 --> 01:33:41,496 - Fuck off! - (Hawk whispers) Sorry. Sorry. 2279 01:33:41,622 --> 01:33:43,790 I am the one who gave everything up. 2280 01:33:43,915 --> 01:33:45,501 You did that. There's one reason 2281 01:33:45,626 --> 01:33:47,418 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2282 01:33:47,503 --> 01:33:50,213 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2283 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:51,590 You gave up. 2284 01:33:51,715 --> 01:33:53,634 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2285 01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:54,885 What do you do all day? 2286 01:33:55,385 --> 01:33:57,387 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2287 01:33:57,513 --> 01:34:01,141 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2288 01:34:01,224 --> 01:34:02,809 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2289 01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:06,021 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2290 01:34:06,146 --> 01:34:07,939 And then you try 2291 01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:11,109 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2292 01:34:11,234 --> 01:34:13,654 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2293 01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:15,446 What are you doing here? 2294 01:34:15,614 --> 01:34:17,407 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2295 01:34:17,533 --> 01:34:19,492 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2296 01:34:19,576 --> 01:34:21,703 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2297 01:34:21,870 --> 01:34:24,289 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2298 01:34:24,414 --> 01:34:25,916 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2299 01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:27,417 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2300 01:34:27,501 --> 01:34:29,586 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2301 01:34:29,711 --> 01:34:31,421 I wanted one fucking thing. 2302 01:34:31,505 --> 01:34:33,715 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2303 01:34:33,799 --> 01:34:38,094 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2304 01:34:43,474 --> 01:34:45,393 You made these choices. 2305 01:34:45,519 --> 01:34:47,521 They're your choices. 2306 01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:51,399 So much resentment. 2307 01:34:52,233 --> 01:34:54,319 So much. 2308 01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:56,321 Why are you in this marriage? 2309 01:34:56,446 --> 01:34:57,823 We have a daughter. 2310 01:34:57,948 --> 01:34:59,449 - Maggie. - (Piña) Great. 2311 01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:04,287 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2312 01:35:04,955 --> 01:35:06,790 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2313 01:35:06,957 --> 01:35:09,042 She doesn't feel this. 2314 01:35:10,544 --> 01:35:12,671 You prefer that she grows up 2315 01:35:12,796 --> 01:35:16,883 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2316 01:35:17,884 --> 01:35:20,554 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2317 01:35:20,679 --> 01:35:22,556 or to have very miserable parents 2318 01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:24,558 that stay together for their children? 2319 01:35:26,602 --> 01:35:27,769 (Sobs) 2320 01:35:32,273 --> 01:35:35,694 I think we only get a few chances 2321 01:35:35,819 --> 01:35:38,404 for meaningful relationships in life. 2322 01:35:39,823 --> 01:35:43,076 Usually, we move to different people. 2323 01:35:44,369 --> 01:35:47,623 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2324 01:35:47,748 --> 01:35:49,666 with the same person. 2325 01:35:52,252 --> 01:35:54,045 It's up to you. 2326 01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:57,841 But I think this relationship... 2327 01:35:59,259 --> 01:36:00,594 ...is over. 2328 01:36:08,351 --> 01:36:09,978 Yeah. 2329 01:36:16,151 --> 01:36:17,778 Yeah. 2330 01:36:19,988 --> 01:36:22,073 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2331 01:36:22,198 --> 01:36:24,242 I think I'm talking too much. 2332 01:36:26,953 --> 01:36:28,705 Hawk? 2333 01:36:33,752 --> 01:36:35,546 Gosh, you guys. I... 2334 01:36:36,963 --> 01:36:39,841 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2335 01:36:40,759 --> 01:36:42,052 ...maybe fuck a little. 2336 01:36:44,638 --> 01:36:46,472 Sorry to let you down. 2337 01:36:47,473 --> 01:36:48,767 Maybe next time. 2338 01:36:49,475 --> 01:36:51,645 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2339 01:36:51,770 --> 01:36:53,438 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2340 01:36:53,564 --> 01:36:55,649 Let me rinse it out for you. 2341 01:37:15,335 --> 01:37:17,337 (Water running) 2342 01:37:38,650 --> 01:37:40,527 Did they leave? 2343 01:37:49,202 --> 01:37:50,912 Weird. 2344 01:37:56,793 --> 01:37:59,212 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2345 01:37:59,379 --> 01:38:00,922 OK. 2346 01:38:07,345 --> 01:38:10,932 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2347 01:38:11,099 --> 01:38:13,018 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2348 01:38:14,102 --> 01:38:15,812 ...to do about that. 2349 01:38:17,814 --> 01:38:19,525 I guess we'll figure it out. 2350 01:38:20,526 --> 01:38:22,027 Yeah. 2351 01:38:24,445 --> 01:38:25,739 How's your back? 2352 01:38:26,657 --> 01:38:28,074 It's better, actually. 2353 01:38:30,076 --> 01:38:31,703 I'm glad. 2354 01:38:36,416 --> 01:38:38,168 I'm so tired. 2355 01:38:39,377 --> 01:38:40,796 Me too. 2356 01:38:45,509 --> 01:38:47,218 I'm gonna go to bed. 2357 01:38:49,513 --> 01:38:51,097 Um... 2358 01:39:05,821 --> 01:39:08,114 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2359 01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:12,869 OK. 2360 01:39:30,011 --> 01:39:31,597 (Breathes heavily) 2361 01:40:36,036 --> 01:40:37,954 (Breathes heavily) 2362 01:40:40,415 --> 01:40:42,918 (♪ Sombre tune on piano) 2363 01:41:18,119 --> 01:41:20,205 (♪ Piano stops) 2364 01:42:27,898 --> 01:42:30,233 (♪ Piano continues) 2365 01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:41,494 (♪ Piano playing more proficiently) 2366 01:43:46,309 --> 01:43:48,520 (♪ Piano fades) 2367 01:43:54,317 --> 01:43:56,194 (♪ Piano stops) 2368 01:44:08,832 --> 01:44:11,376 ♪ I'll light the fire 2369 01:44:12,377 --> 01:44:16,590 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2370 01:44:16,673 --> 01:44:20,969 ♪ That you bought today 2371 01:44:22,721 --> 01:44:25,557 ♪ Staring at the fire 2372 01:44:25,641 --> 01:44:32,648 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2373 01:44:33,356 --> 01:44:40,363 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2374 01:44:43,199 --> 01:44:49,581 ♪ Only for me 2375 01:44:49,665 --> 01:44:52,250 ♪ Come to me now 2376 01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:55,879 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2377 01:44:55,962 --> 01:45:01,342 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2378 01:45:02,511 --> 01:45:03,512 (Laughter) 2379 01:45:03,595 --> 01:45:05,138 ♪ Such a cozy room 2380 01:45:05,221 --> 01:45:08,684 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2381 01:45:08,767 --> 01:45:14,981 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2382 01:45:15,065 --> 01:45:21,279 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2383 01:45:21,362 --> 01:45:27,536 ♪ Only for you 2384 01:45:27,619 --> 01:45:30,205 ♪ Our house 2385 01:45:30,288 --> 01:45:33,208 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2386 01:45:33,291 --> 01:45:36,252 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2387 01:45:36,336 --> 01:45:39,255 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2388 01:45:39,339 --> 01:45:45,846 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2389 01:45:45,929 --> 01:45:48,932 ♪ And our 2390 01:45:49,015 --> 01:45:55,689 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2391 01:45:55,772 --> 01:45:58,066 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2392 01:45:58,149 --> 01:46:02,487 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2393 01:46:02,571 --> 01:46:05,490 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2394 01:46:05,574 --> 01:46:07,826 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2395 01:46:07,909 --> 01:46:10,036 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2396 01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:12,539 ♪ Our house 2397 01:46:12,623 --> 01:46:15,542 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2398 01:46:15,626 --> 01:46:18,545 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2399 01:46:18,629 --> 01:46:21,632 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2400 01:46:21,715 --> 01:46:28,138 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2401 01:46:28,221 --> 01:46:31,349 ♪ And our 2402 01:46:31,432 --> 01:46:34,144 ♪ I'll light the fire 2403 01:46:34,227 --> 01:46:38,732 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2404 01:46:38,815 --> 01:46:43,862 ♪ That you bought today ♪ 2405 01:46:45,238 --> 01:46:47,448 (Sighs) 2406 01:46:47,533 --> 01:46:49,785 (Laughter) 181830

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