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Whoa!
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Careful there, Benson.
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You don't want to break
your other foot, too.
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No, fives, I certainly don't.
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Don't worry, bro.
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Once we re-pave
this basketball court,
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there won't be a crack in sight.
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Thanks a lot, guys.
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Since you're all working
so hard out here,
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I wanted to treat you to
sandwiches from sanwicci's.
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I love that place!
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Their proportions are perfect!
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I'll get the number 12.
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Yeah, for me too.
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I'll get the 33.
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Modecai? Rigby?
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So, we can get any sandwich?
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Of course.
Whatever we want?
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This menu is your playground.
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We'll have the 46.
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Okay. Two number 46s.
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Just one.
We can share.
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Oh. Okay.
One number 46.
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Lunch is served!
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Oh, awesome.
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I'm starving!
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Hey, I don't see our sandwich.
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Yeah, where's number 46?
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Let me get it.
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Ohh.
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This sandwich cost me $85!
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But you said we could order
any sandwich we wanted.
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I did. I said that.
Now, listen to me as I say this.
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If you two don't eat this entire
sandwich by the end of the day,
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you're fired!
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We got this.
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Yeah, we've been eating
to extreme
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since before we could talk.
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Or at least since we were 12.
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Remember that time
with the cereal?
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Here it comes!
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I hope you saved room
for dessert!
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Whooooa!
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So good.
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Yeah.
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Don't go to sleep yet, kids!
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There's a new sugary cereal
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on the shelves to finish
your day off right!
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With all the vitamins
and minerals
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of a complete breakfast,
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rgb2io's are the perfect
nighttime snack!
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We need these!
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And if you buy now,
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one in five boxes have rgb2
toys that say his catchphrase.
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I hope you saved room
for dessert!
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We need that.
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I just hear cereal.
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I think this one
might be a touch...
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Nah, they're exactly the same.
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The commercial said
one in five's a winner.
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If we get five boxes,
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there's got to be a toy
in one of them.
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Nothing!
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Rigby, you boys better
not be awake down there!
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We're not!
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Rigby, what is this?
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What? Nothing.
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Nothing?
This is nothing?
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You've been digging for prizes
again, haven't you?
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You know the rules, son.
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Don't you dare open
a new box of cereal
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until you finish this one.
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And since you're a guest
in our home, mordecai,
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that rule applies to you, too.
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Done!
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This is it.
This is gonna be it!
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Man!
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Unh!
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Don't look at me.
Look at your cereal.
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Done!
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Ugh!
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Works every time.
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Huh?
What's going on?
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Why does my skin
feel like sausage casing?
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Oh, that's just what happens
when you overdose on rgb2io's.
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A lot of people
don't realize this,
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but our cereal
is borderline poison.
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I thought that commercial said
one in five boxes has a toy.
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Yes, you just picked
the wrong five boxes.
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Now, sign this waiver
so we don't get in trouble.
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Oh, and you can just have
one of these.
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They're basically garbage.
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I hope you saved room for...
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Yeah, that was a win.
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Score one for us.
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Oh, dude, remember that time
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with the huge ice cream sundae?
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Or how about that bathtub
full of mayonnaise?
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The mega burrito
filled with a full buffet?
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Less giggling, more gobbling!
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Whatever.
Dude, we're like halfway done.
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Nice!
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Hey, remember that time
when you were in college?
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I think it was
around the same time
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you sat on a brownie
in your white jeans.
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Make way for the cram master.
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Ow! Hey!
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Dude, I'm gonna order a pizza.
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What do you want on it?
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Oh, yeah! Pizza!
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What's the occasion?
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Tradition, dude.
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I've got an art history exam
tomorrow.
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The night before a big test,
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I always order
a paparelli's pizza.
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The grease lubricates the brain
so you study better.
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It's a scientific fact.
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Oh, I know that place.
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They give you your pizza
for free
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if you order an extra-extra
large and eat it in an hour
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while the delivery guy watches.
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Good idea, dude.
Free pizza!
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Pre-exam-cram
pepperoni and ham!
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That'll be $75.50, please,
plus tip, obviously.
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We want to do
the paparelli's challenge.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Your funerals, boys.
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I could use a break, anyway.
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I'm dying.
I can't eat another bite.
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No, dude, check
it. It's all in the technique.
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This is how kobayashi does it.
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You dip it in the water,
then you just... Shove it...
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Pbht!
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Dude, no more.
I'm gonna barf!
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Don't say "barf"!
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Time's up, hollow legs.
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I'm gonna take your TV
as payment.
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Why do we keep doing these?
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Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt,
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but you have five minutes
to finish the sandwich
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and 10 minutes
of sandwich to go.
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I'll have your personal items
shipped back to your parents,
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since you'll probably be living
with them from now on.
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Let's just give up.
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Dude, you're just gonna
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go out like a punk?
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Look how close we are.
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Better than exploding because
I overate like a goldfish.
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The stories, dude.
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They were distracting us
from the...
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From the endless misery
of eating this thing.
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If we can keep this going,
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I bet we can get through it all
and keep our jobs.
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But we're out of
eating-challenge stories.
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Whatever, man.
Just make something up.
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Okay.
Remember that time we were...
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In outer space,
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uh, on a spaceship?
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After the earth blew up.
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General-purpose
nutrition cubes are ready.
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Have you noticed that ever since
they blew up the earth,
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it's been really hard
to find good food?
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Ugh!
Aah!
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Blah!
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Warning! Warning!
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Collision detected.
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Space junk entangled
in landing gear.
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Manual removal required.
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Manual?
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That means one of us
has to go... Out there.
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Play you punchies for it.
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Aah,
"play you punchies for it."
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Real food!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it!
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Aah!
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What the heck?
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Quit stalling!
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I'm not!
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Aah! Where did it go?!
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Over here, losers.
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Hey, get back here!
We're supposed to eat you!
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Wait, how did we get
to the park?
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I don't know.
Just keep running!
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Ohh!
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It's too steep.
We got it cornered.
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Ah, come on!
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Ohhhh!
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Where'd the curtain come from?!
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Ohh!
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There it goes!
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End of the road, sandwich.
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Huh?
What?
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Finish that sandwich,
or you're fired!
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Ohh!
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Rgb2?
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What are you doing here?
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You're running out of time.
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You must defeat the sandwich!
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Yeah, def eat the sandwich.
We're trying!
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How about giving us a hand?
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Sorry.
I got to save room for so... ohh!
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Fools!
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Oof!
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I told you I was too much
sandwich for you!
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I'm not some lame cheese panini
or veggie wrap.
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I'm the number 46!
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You've failed your last
eating challenge!
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No!
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What?!
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Let him go!
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No!
My one weakness!
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Being edible!
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Gross!
What's it doing?
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It's afraid!
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The sandwich!
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Hurry, before it changes again!
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Aaaaaaaah!
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We... Did it.
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Wow, you two.
You made it.
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You deserve a reward.
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Oh, I know!
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You can break in
the new basketball court
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everyone else made today
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by running 50 laps on it
right now,
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or you're fired.
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