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C.J., listen to me!
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C.J., listen to me!
It's not what you think!
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C.J., listen to me!
It's not what you think!
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It's not what you think!
I have a boyfriend!
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I have a boyfriend!
H-e-e-ey, Margaret!
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I have a boyfriend!
H-e-e-ey, Margaret!
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H-e-e-ey, Margaret!
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Come in?
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Come in?
Uh, Margaret?
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Come in? Uh, Margaret?
C.J.'S at the door.
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Uh, Margaret? C.J.'S at the door.
C.J.'S here?
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C.J.'S at the door. C.J.'S here?
At this apartment?
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C.J.'S here? At this apartment?
She's at the door to
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At this apartment? She's at the
door to this apartment, yes.
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She's at the door to
this apartment, yes.
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This apartment, yes.
All right, c.J., you've got
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All right, c.J., you've got
this.
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All right, c.J., you've got this.
Margaret! Hey!
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This. Margaret! Hey! Haven't
seen you since I ruined
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Margaret! Hey! Haven't seen you
since I ruined your dad's party.
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Haven't seen you since I ruined
your dad's party.
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- Your dad's party.
- Okay, bad joke.
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Okay, bad joke.
Look, I just need to say, I'm
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Okay, bad joke. Look, I just need to
say, I'm really sorry about before...
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Look, I just need to say, I'm really
sorry about before... And before that...
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Really sorry about before... And before
that... And... and before that...
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And before that... And... and before
that... Pretty much the whole time I've
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And... and before that... Pretty
much the whole time I've known you.
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Pretty much the whole time I've known you.
B-u-u-ut...
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Known you. B-u-u-ut...
How well do I know you?
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B-u-u-ut... How well do I know you?
Let's go on a double date!
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How well do I know you? Let's go
on a double date! Double date?!
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Let's go on a double date!
Double date?! Yeah!
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Double date?! Yeah! So
we can get to know each
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Yeah! So we can get to know each
other... me and mordecai, you
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So we can get to know each other... me
and mordecai, you and your boyfriend.
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Other... me and mordecai, you and
your boyfriend. Double date!
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And your boyfriend. Double date!
Ohh... Kay.
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Double date! Ohh... Kay. I
mean, are you sure that's
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Ohh... Kay. I mean, are
you sure that's okay?
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I mean, are you sure that's okay?
Mm.
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Okay? Mm. We should
make it okay.
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Mm. We should make it okay.
It's important to me that we're
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We should make it okay. It's
important to me that we're all...
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It's important to me
that we're all... Heh.
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All... Heh. All right, cool.
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Heh. All right, cool.
Cool! Great!
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All right, cool. Cool! Great!
It'll be great!
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Cool! Great! It'll be great!
You're great!
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It'll be great! You're great!
Okay? Okay.
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You're great! Okay? Okay. Okay!
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Okay? Okay. Okay!
Sideline at 7:00!
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Okay! Sideline at 7:00!
See you then.
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Sideline at 7:00!
See you then.
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See you then.
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Eileen!
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- Eileen!
- Eil-e-e-e-e-e-een!
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Eileen! Eil-e-e-e-e-e-een!
I heard your muffled
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Eil-e-e-e-e-e-een!
I heard your muffled screams.
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I heard your muffled screams.
What's the matter?
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Screams. What's the matter?
I made it all up.
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What's the matter? I made it all up.
I don't have a boyfriend.
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I made it all up. I don't have a boyfriend.
So you're not dating
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I don't have a boyfriend. So you're
not dating weekend sports anchor
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So you're not dating weekend
sports anchor del hanlon?
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Weekend sports anchor del hanlon?
No...
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Del hanlon? No... But
saying I did felt like the
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No... But saying I did felt
like the only way to, um...
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But saying I did felt like the
only way to, um... Not die?
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Only way to, um...
Not die? Okay...
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Not die? Okay... But why
did you agree to that
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Okay... But why did you agree
to that double-date thing?
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But why did you agree to that
double-date thing? I don't know!
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Double-date thing? I don't know!
C.J. Was really excited about
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I don't know! C.J. Was really excited
about it, so I just went along
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C.J. Was really excited about it,
so I just went along with it.
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It, so I just went along with it.
This is really bad.
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With it. This is really bad.
If they find out I lied, it'll
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This is really bad. If they find out I
lied, it'll make everybody feel all weird
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If they find out I lied, it'll make
everybody feel all weird again.
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Make everybody feel all weird again.
What should I do?
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Again. What should I do?
Tell the truth.
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What should I do? Tell the truth.
But then they'll
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Tell the truth. But then
they'll know I lied!
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But then they'll know I lied!
Okay, well, that was
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Know I lied! Okay, well, that
was kind of the only sensible
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Okay, well, that was kind of
the only sensible option.
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Kind of the only sensible option.
You could... Ask del hanlon to
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Option. You could... Ask del
hanlon to pose as your boyfriend?
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You could... Ask del hanlon to pose as your
boyfriend? >> Tetherballs scream through
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Pose as your boyfriend? >> Tetherballs scream
through the air, as do the dueling egos
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Tetherballs scream through the air, as do
the dueling egos of these athletic titans.
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The air, as do the dueling egos of these
athletic titans. This has been regional
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Of these athletic titans. This has
been regional junior high tetherball.
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This has been regional junior high
tetherball. I'm del hanlon, bidding you
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Junior high tetherball. I'm del
hanlon, bidding you adieu.
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I'm del hanlon, bidding you adieu.
And cut!
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Adieu. >> And cut! >> Ahh!
You've done it again,
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And cut! >> Ahh! You've
done it again, del.
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Ahh! You've done it again, del.
Ahh.
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Del. Ahh. Well, hey, Margaret!
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Ahh. Well, hey, Margaret!
Eileen.
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Well, hey, Margaret! Eileen.
What brings you here?
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Eileen. What brings you here?
Most people just see tetherball
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What brings you here? Most people just see
tetherball as a more boring version of
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Most people just see tetherball as a
more boring version of ball-in-a-cup.
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As a more boring version of ball-in-a-cup.
I do feel that way
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Ball-in-a-cup. I do feel
that way about tetherball.
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I do feel that way about tetherball.
But actually, Margaret has a
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About tetherball. But actually,
Margaret has a favor to ask.
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But actually, Margaret has
a favor to ask. Yeah...
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Favor to ask. Yeah...
Could you...
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Yeah... Could you... Hand
me that water bottle?
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Could you... Hand me that water bottle?
Hey, you got it!
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Hand me that water bottle?
Hey, you got it! Thanks!
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Hey, you got it! Thanks!
Well, that's all I needed.
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Thanks! Well, that's all I needed.
See you Monday!
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Well, that's all I needed. See you Monday!
Margaret accidentally
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See you Monday! Margaret accidentally
called you her boyfriend.
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Margaret accidentally called you her
boyfriend. Can you pretend to be her date
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Called you her boyfriend. Can you
pretend to be her date tonight?
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Can you pretend to be her date
tonight?
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Tonight?
Eee!
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Eee!
Ugh.
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Eee! Ugh. Yes!
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Ugh. Yes! I have
always wanted to be an
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Yes! I have always
wanted to be an actor!
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I have always wanted to be an actor!
Whew!
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Actor! Whew! Wow! Thanks!
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Whew! Wow! Thanks! So, how
do we know what to say?
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Wow! Thanks! So, how do we know
what to say? Let's test it out.
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So, how do we know what to say? Let's
test it out. So... Where'd you guys meet?
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Let's test it out. So...
Where'd you guys meet? >> Air.
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So... Where'd you guys meet?
Air. Water.
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Air. Water. Ugh. I'm
really bad at lying!
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Water. Ugh. I'm really bad at lying!
I don't know what to do at all.
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Ugh. I'm really bad at lying! I don't know
what to do at all. I know who can help.
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I don't know what to do at all. I know
who can help. So, you're telling me
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I know who can help. So, you're
telling me that I'm meeting at this
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So, you're telling me that I'm meeting
at this nondescript coffee shop to help
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That I'm meeting at this nondescript coffee
shop to help you lie to my best friend?
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Nondescript coffee shop to help
you lie to my best friend? Yeah.
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You lie to my best friend? Yeah.
But it's to keep him
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Yeah. But it's to
keep him happy.
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But it's to keep him happy.
Definitely.
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Happy. Definitely. Awesome!
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Definitely. Awesome! Well,
here's a little something
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Awesome! Well, here's a little
something I just whipped up.
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Well, here's a little something I just
whipped up. Give it a once-over, see what
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I just whipped up. Give it a
once-over, see what you think.
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Give it a once-over, see what you think.
Some backstory, how you guys
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You think. Some backstory,
how you guys met...
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Some backstory, how you guys met...
I don't mean to
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Met... I don't mean to
criticize, because, I mean, your
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I don't mean to criticize, because, I mean,
your writing is really good, but this
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Criticize, because, I mean, your writing is
really good, but this seems too complicated.
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Writing is really good, but this seems too
complicated. Couldn't we have just met at
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Seems too complicated. Couldn't
we have just met at work?
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Couldn't we have just met at work?
I... Love it!
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Work? >> I... Love it! It
has everything... action,
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I... Love it! It has everything...
action, intrigue, hot-air balloons!
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It has everything... action, intrigue,
hot-air balloons! Excellent work, rigby!
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Intrigue, hot-air balloons! Excellent
work, rigby! Or should I say, director?
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Excellent work, rigby!
Or should I say, director?
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Or should I say, director?
Oh-ho-ho!
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Oh-ho-ho!
See? Del gets it.
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Oh-ho-ho! See? Del gets it. If
you don't commit to this lie,
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See? Del gets it. If you don't commit to
this lie, Margaret, they'll see right
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If you don't commit to this lie, Margaret,
they'll see right through it, and all our lives
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Margaret, they'll see right through
it, and all our lives will be ruined.
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Through it, and all our lives
will be ruined.
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Will be ruined.
I know we just spent 7 hours
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I know we just spent 7 hours
practicing, but I can't get rid
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I know we just spent 7 hours practicing, but I
can't get rid of these moths in my stomach!
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Practicing, but I can't get rid of
these moths in my stomach! Moths?
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Of these moths in my stomach! Moths?
See? I'm getting the lines
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Moths? >> See? I'm getting
the lines wrong already!
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See? I'm getting the lines
wrong already! Look, it doesn't
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Wrong already! Look, it
doesn't have to be perfect.
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Look, it doesn't have to be perfect.
It just has to be convincing.
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Have to be perfect. It just has to be
convincing. If one of us goes off-script,
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It just has to be convincing. If one of us
goes off-script, we'll just go with it, okay,
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If one of us goes off-script,
we'll just go with it, okay, del?
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We'll just go with it, okay, del?
I think I love you.
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Del? >> I think I love you.
See? Acting!
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I think I love you. See?
Acting! Just like that.
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See? Acting! Just like that.
How, uh... how you
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Just like that. How,
uh... how you feeling?
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How, uh... how you feeling?
Fine.
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Feeling? Fine. So,
you're sure you
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Fine. So, you're sure
you want to do this?
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So, you're sure you want to do this?
'Cause we don't have to do this.
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Want to do this? 'Cause we don't have
to do this. We can still cancel.
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'Cause we don't have to do this. We
can still cancel. I'm gonna cancel.
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We can still cancel. I'm gonna cancel.
Shh! They're here!
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I'm gonna cancel. Shh!
They're here! Hey!
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Shh! They're here! Hey! Oh, hi!
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Hey! Oh, hi! Hey, there...
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Oh, hi! Hey, there... >> Del.
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Hey, there... >> Del. Mordecai.
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Del. Mordecai. I think
I've seen you on TV.
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Mordecai. I think I've seen you on TV.
Please, tonight I am not
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I think I've seen you on TV. >> Please,
tonight I am not "del, sports anchor."
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Please, tonight I am not "del, sports
anchor." I'm del, Margaret's boyfriend!
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"Del, sports anchor." I'm del,
Margaret's boyfriend! That's... that's
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I'm del, Margaret's boyfriend!
That's... that's cool.
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That's... that's cool.
Oh, hey, we're sitting.
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- Cool.
- Oh, hey, we're sitting.
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- Oh, hey, we're sitting.
- We're all here!
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We're all here!
Yep, yep. We are.
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We're all here! Yep, yep. We are.
So, del, Margaret, did
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Yep, yep. We are. So, del, Margaret,
did you guys meet at work, or...?
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So, del, Margaret, did you guys meet at
work, or...? Oh, it's a funny story.
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You guys meet at work, or...? Oh, it's
a funny story. It's a funny story.
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Oh, it's a funny story. It's a funny story.
So, there I was, studying abroad
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It's a funny story. So, there I was, studying
abroad in the jungle, when... bam!...
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So, there I was, studying abroad in the jungle,
when... bam!... A lion pops out of a lion-hole.
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In the jungle, when... bam!... A lion pops out
of a lion-hole. And then it roared, so I ran.
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A lion pops out of a lion-hole. And then it
roared, so I ran. I ran and ran and ran.
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And then it roared, so I ran. I ran and
ran and ran. Luckily, there was a hot-air
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I ran and ran and ran. Luckily,
there was a hot-air balloon there.
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Luckily, there was a hot-air balloon there.
Because there was a
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Balloon there. >> Because there was
a hot-air-balloon rental place.
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Because there was a hot-air-balloon
rental place. Yeah, I hopped in
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Hot-air-balloon rental place. Yeah, I
hopped in and flew away, but then I saw
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Yeah, I hopped in and flew away, but then
I saw it... another hot-air balloon!
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And flew away, but then I saw it...
another hot-air balloon! >> That was me.
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It... another hot-air balloon!
That was me. That was me.
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That was me. That was me.
I was being attacked, uh, by
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That was me. I was being
attacked, uh, by birds.
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