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早上好 Good morning.

我只是来确认下你还活着 I was just making sure you were still breathing.

看来你还活着 别纳闷 You are... in case you were wondering.

我很抱歉前几天 I'm sorry your first couple days

让你过的不太顺 here have been a little rough.

一是我实在有点不知所措 Not only do I have no idea what I'm doing,

二是我爸妈有我的时候才15岁 but my parents had me when they were 15,

所以他们也好不到哪去 so they're pretty much clueless as well.

还有昨天 And that thing that happened yesterday

你曾曾奶奶做的事 with your Great-Great Maw Maw...

老娘 Mom!

别咬 Ow! No biting!

我保证下不为例 Let's just say, I promise it will never happen again.

吉米 Jimmy!

去桥上玩不 You want to go fake fight on the bridge?

我们打算相互把对方扔下水 We're going to throw each other into the river

然后看路人经过时的惊恐样 and watch people freak out as they drive by.

哥们儿 这想法太赞了 Oh, man, that sounds awesome.

可我去不了 Oh, I can't.

还记得被我搞大肚子的那女孩吗 You remember that girl I got pregnant

就是杀了很多人的那个 that murdered those people?

记得啊 Yeah. Yeah.

她被处死了 They executed her.

所以我被这孩子缠住了 I got stuck with the baby.

没缠住 不是缠住 Not stuck-- didn't mean stuck.

我乐在其中呢 I'm cool with it.

我得看孩子 I got to watch what I say.

不知道她现在能不能听懂人说话 I don't know if she understands words yet.

反正我不能和你们一起去跳桥了 Anyway, I can't go jump off a bridge.

我是有孩子的人了 I got a baby now.

《家有喜旺》 第一季 第二集

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翻译：深三蓝 毛栗老弟弟 苏小黛

校对：苏小黛 时间轴：奈奈良

后期：鱼骨头 监制：苏小黛

真好 你居然做了早餐乌龟 Oh, sweet, you made breakfast turtles.

这一炉烤得都很赞 That's a good batch, too.

她都可以开个小店 It's going to give her ham-and-egg tapases

专卖火腿加蛋之类的餐前小吃了 a run for their money.

昨晚睡得怎么样 How'd the second night of sleeping go?

她哭了几次 但只要我去摇篮床陪她 She cried a few times, but she settled down

她就安静下来了 once I got in the crib with her.

你和她一起睡摇篮床 You got in the crib with her?

就一小会儿 For a little bit, yeah.

咋了 很怪吗 Why, is that weird?

-有点 -非常 - It's a little weird. - It's a lot weird.

我总不能就让她一直哭吧 Well, I can't just let her cry.

我很确定她已经讨厌我了 I'm pretty sure she already hates me.

她从来不笑 She never smiles.

是啊 我也发现了 Yeah, I notice that.

我昨晚对她做了大概一小时的鬼脸 I was making funny faces at her last night for, like, an hour.

一点反应都没有 Nothing.

也许她就是个故意找茬的婊子 Maybe she's just a bitch.

她才不是婊子 She's not a bitch.

你咋知道 How do you know?

她妈可是连环杀手 She's the daughter of a serial killer.

总会遗传点不好的基因吧 Some of that evilness has to be hermeditary.

迈克呢 他的帐篷咋没了 Hey, where's Mike's tent?

自己看 Here.

伙计们 俺遇见个妞 "Guys, met a chick,

加了个教派 回见 joined a cult. Later."

又来 Again?

我想他这次是认真的 I think he's serious this time.

他连头都剃了 He shaved his head.

恶心 不只他一个人的头发 Ew. Not just his head.

既然迈克走了 With your cousin Mike gone,

今天你得辛苦点 做两份工 I'm going to need you to work twice as hard today.

你最好再吃一份乌龟 You might want to eat an extra turtle.

我擦 还有工作 Oh, crap, work.

我彻底忘了还有工作 I didn't even think about work.

孩子咋办 What am I supposed to do with the baby?

你会有办法的 伙计 Well, you'll figure it out, man.

你妈和我有了你后也一直都在工作 Your mother and I both worked when we had you.

二十年前

晚上见 吉米 See you tonight, Jimmy.

我以前经常坐在这幅画前 I used to sit in front of

一坐就是几个小时 this thing for hours.

我幻想这小鹿是它爹妈留在林子的 I'd pretend the deer's parents left him in the woods

等我爹妈上班时它就来和我对看 to stare at me while they went to work.

我想如果有必要的话 I'm sure that's what the

这小鹿的爹妈确实会这样做 deer's parents would have done if they'd had to.

我想我得 Guess I'll just have

带着喜旺一起去工作 to take Hope to work with me.

这是常有的事 对吧 People do that, right?

带着孩子去工作 Bring their babies to work?

对 我貌似看到过 Yeah. I feel like I've seen that.

早上好 威尔弗雷德 Morning, Wilford.

我去看看送奶工来没来 Gonna see if the milkman has come yet.

我不是你死去的老公 曾奶奶 I'm not your dead husband, Maw Maw.

不是吧 Whoa, hey.

我记得我跟你说过了 I thought I talked to you about this.

你不能在孩子周围抽烟 You can't smoke around the baby.

吉米 烟是往上飘的 Jimmy, smoke rises.

她没那么高 She's not going to be tall enough to breath it

等她长高还早着呢 for a long time.

你就不能戒了吗 Why don't you just quit?

咋了 What?

当初年少无知 我觉得你抽起烟来 When we were young, I thought it made you look

就像《油脂》里的桑迪 like Dirty Sandy at the end of Grease,

《油脂》:1978年的著名电影 桑迪为片中女主角

可现在年纪越大 but the older I get,

我就越不喜欢你嘴里那股味了 the less I'm enjoying the taste of your mouth.

真恶心 Gross.

那你打算让她也戒烟吗 You going to get her to quit smoking, too?

反正只要她活着 'Cause as long as she's exhaling,

这屋里就会有烟 there's going to be smoke in this house anyway.

要是我让她戒了 你也戒 So if I get her to quit, you'll quit?

没问题 Sure.

奶奶 你觉得 Maw Maw, how would you feel

戒烟咋样 about quitting smoking?

加油吧你 Good luck with that.

带好孩子 Grab your baby.

咱们开工 Let's get to work.

不 我完全理解 No, I totally understand.

您说得对 Now that you point it out,

这样的确可能会让她丢胳膊少腿甚至没命 I do see how she could lose a limb or be killed.

我会给她找保姆的 我保证 I'll get day care for her, I promise.

你直接跟我们说不行吗 非得报警 You know, you could have just said something to us.

长舌妇 Tattletale!

你好 Hello.

你叫塞布丽娜 对吧 Uh, Sabrina, right?

对 哦 是你 Yeah. Oh, hey.

带孩子的那家伙 Guy with the baby.

是吉米 我叫吉米 It's Jimmy. My name is Jimmy.

是我疯了还是咋的 Am I crazy, or did this place

这里居然改走牛仔路线了 get a little cowboy-ish since last we...

换老板了 New owner.

很明显 他觉得 Apparently, he thinks

如果员工看起来像一群蠢货 the customers will buy more food

顾客会买更多吃的 if the employees look like a bunch of jackasses.

看那边 Hey, check it out.

那个疯女人拿着一卷 That crazy lady comes in here

"即将过期"的标签进来 with a roll of "Day-old" Stickers

然后她把它们贴在新鲜面包上 and she puts them on the new bread

这样她就不用付全额了 so she doesn't have to pay full price.

很高兴再次见到你 Well, it was nice seeing you again.

吉米 等等 Jimmy, hold up.

你们这里除了面包 Hey, do you guys do discounts on day-old anything else

还有没有别的快过期的打折商品 or is it just bread?

抱歉 只有面包 Sorry, it's just bread.

这是你妻子 So is this your wife?

-是我妈 -妈 - Mom. - Mom?

我很年轻的时候就生了他 I had him when I was young.

你最好别学我 I don't recommend it.

-谢了 -塞布丽娜 麻烦你 - Thanks. - Sabrina, could you giddyup over here

把那个梯子拿过来行吗 with that step stool?

最上面那排放芥末的 我够不着 I can't reach the top shelf on Mustard's Last Stand.

你说的就是她吗 很可爱 So is that her? She's cute.

不错的杂货员 Nice dumper.

你要约她出去吗 You gonna ask her out?

你在这儿当然不行 Not with you here.

你该问她会不会带孩子 You should ask her if she babysits.

一石二鸟 Kill two birds with one stone.

咱赶紧走吧 Let's just go.

吉米有没有告诉你 他在找保姆 Did Jimmy tell you he's looking for a babysitter?

你不会带孩子 是吧 You don't babysit, do you?

对 但我表姐会 No. My cousin does, though.

她用她父母留下的房子开了家日托所 She runs a day care center out of her parents' house.

就是那个会跳舞的流浪汉 It's on the same street

常去转悠的那条街 where the dancing homeless guy hangs out.

人家叫丹 跳舞丹 His name's Dan-- Dancing Dan.

他 他不是我们表亲 不是 And he's, he's not our cousin. Not our cousin.

吉米 起床了 Jimmy, time to get up.

该送孩子去日托所了 Get that baby to day care.

拜托 这样很诡异 That's weird, man.

非常怪异 Weird.

好了 爸爸要送你去日托所了 Okay, Daddy's gonna leave you at day care

这样他才能去赚钱啊 so he can go to work.

不过现在 But before I go,

给爸爸笑一下 让我今天有点动力吧 one little smile to get me through the day.

来吧 Come on.

笑一个 Come on.

看来你是不准备笑了 是吧 You're not going to smile, are you?

我知道在监狱里 赔笑是软弱的表现 I know in prison that was a sign of weakness,

可你现在不在监狱了 but you're out in the real world now.

可以放下伪装了 It's okay to let your guard down.

*所以我们不去啃胶棒* *And that's why we-ee-ee don't eat glue. *

天呐 是吉米吗 Oh, my God, Jimmy?

-你是 -是我啊 雪莉 - Excuse me? - It's me-- Shelly.

真不敢相信 I don't believe this.

我也不敢相信 I don't believe it either.

两年前

你明天会打给我 对吗 So you're going to call me tomorrow, right?

真是太奇怪了 This is so weird.

我竟然 把你的号码弄丢了 I, like, lost your number,

我不知道怎样联系你... and I didn't know how to...

天 快两年了吧 Wow, that was, like, two years ago.

我都不... 你可能结婚了吧 I don't even... You're probably married.

-没 -男友呢 - Nope. - Boyfriend?

没 Nope. 

天呐 太不可思议了 Wow, oh, this is crazy.

看来你倒是挺忙的 Well, I see you've been busy.

有孩子 但是没有婚戒 Baby, but no ring on our finger?

某人还是个淘气包啊 Somebody's still a naughty boy.

对 还是很淘气 Um, yes, still naughty.

以前很淘气 正在努力学着不那么淘气 Was naughty. Trying to be less naughty now.

我要为宝宝树立个好榜样 I'm a dad setting a good example.

话说 我想给孩子找个日托 Anyway, I was looking for day care,

可我没那么多钱 but I don't have a ton of cash,

也许这不是最好的... so maybe this wasn't even the best one...

不 开什么玩笑 Oh, no, are you kidding?

为了你 咱万事好商量 For you, I think we could work something out.

你还喜欢这样吗 You still like this?

不 你记错人了吧 No! Ow! I don't think that was me.

希望她第一天过得还习惯 I hope she did okay on her first day.

我一过去 你就按喇叭 As soon as I get up there, start honking the horn.

我不想被雪莉缠住 I don't want to get stuck talking to Shelly.

不错啊 丹 Hey, looking good, Dan.

你没当选真是太可惜了 Sorry you lost the election.

我相信你一定会是个优秀的审计员 I bet you would have made a fine comptroller.

快进来 Come on in.

不了 我爸还有急事 Oh, I can't. My dad's really in a hurry.

看出来了 确实很急 Oh, wow. He is in a hurry.

进来坐坐 Well, sit down.

我正打算给大伙唱首歌呢 I was just getting ready to sing a song to the troops.

真好 Oh. Great.

经历了今天的小插曲后 After our little incident today,

我觉得我们有必要提醒自己注意界限 I think it's time we remind ourselves about boundaries.

大家请注意听 So everybody pay attention.

锈锈 Rusty.

有时因事而伤心 *Sometimes things can make you sad*

有时因事而动怒 *Sometimes things can make you mad*

你或许感觉糟糕 *You might be feeling mangy*

或许要换尿片 *Or your diapers might need changing *

或许要换尿片 *Or your diaper might need changing *

我不知 *I don't know*

无论何事令你动怒 *But whatever it is that's got you grumpy*

掌中生刺或者身材矮胖 *A thorn in your paw or a great big dumpy*

务必冷静遵守我的黄金准则 *You need to stay calm and follow my golden rule*

别咬人 *Don't bite*

别咬人 *Don't bite*

我知道你是为求自保 *I know it's your way of protection*

但咬人会使病到处跑 *But bites can lead to infection *

虽然有时 这也是爱的宣言 *In come cases, it's a form of affection... *

但是别咬人 *But don't bite. *

你搞什么鬼 What the hell is that?

没法让她戒烟 Can't get her to quit.

一提到戒烟 她就用烟头烫我 She burns me every time I bring it up,

所以我给她建了个泡泡屋 so I built her a bubble.

灵感来源于老表迈克 It's loosely based on the plans that cousin Mike had

发明大型管道的构思 when he was trying to invent the walk-in bong.

从技术层面讲 只要她不出来 And technically, as long as she stays in here,

咱家就没有烟了 所以你得戒烟 there's no smoke in the house. So you have to quit.

不 我才不戒 No, I don't.

她有泡泡屋 我也要泡泡屋 She gets a bubble, I want a bubble.

看看是哪个好心人开车送我回来了 Hello. Look who was nice enough to give me a ride home.

你们好 我是雪莉 Hi, I'm Shelley.

我和吉米以前好过一段时间 Jimmy and I hooked up a while back.

只是亲亲小嘴 摸摸小腿 Just some kissing and heavy petting.

很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.

谢谢你送我回来 Well, thanks for the ride.

我得哄喜旺睡觉了 I should probably get Hope to bed.

让我来吧 I'll do it.

我今天哄她睡了午觉 轻而易举的事 I got her to take a nap today, no problem.

然后咱俩也许可以去租个碟来看 Then maybe then we can go rent a movie.

谁想去睡眠谷 Who wants to go to Sleepytown?

你想去睡眠谷 对吗 You want to go to Sleepytown, don't you?

好的 我的小乖乖 好的 Okay, my fuzzy bunny, okay.

你们看到没 Did you see that?

她笑了 喜旺对她笑了 She smiled. Hope smiled at her.

也许你女儿不是个找茬的婊子 Maybe your baby's not a bitch.

你现在被那个凶牙小女友缠住了 Well, you're stuck with your dead-tooth little girlfriend now.

她不仅是免费的保姆 Not only is it free day care,

还是你女儿唯一喜欢的人 she's the only person your kid likes.

那边啥情况 What's going on in there?

设计上还有缺陷 That is a bit of a design flaw.

屏住呼吸 奶奶 Hold your breath, Maw Maw.

来救你了 Help's on the way.

我们不能去那个收银台 Oh, uh, we can't go to this register.

那边最多只能买15样东西 It's 15 items or less.

我们只租了盘电影 再加一盒小蛋糕 We've got movie rental and a box of brownie mix.

我还没买完呢 I'm not done shopping.

走吧 Let's go.

没事 那是我表妹 她不会介意的 Don't worry. It's my cousin. She won't care.

你好吗 老妹 Hey. What up there, Paul?

-奶爸 -我叫吉米 - Baby guy. - Jimmy.

吉米 看看你们 出来逛街啊 Jimmy. Look at you two hanging out.

是的 她在照看喜旺 所以... Yeah, well, she's watching Hope now, so...

两年前在一次派对上 Two years ago at a party,

我们从二垒到三垒 we got about three-quarters of the way

已经进行了一多半 between second and third base,

现在 我们正共同抚养一个孩子 and now we're practically raising a baby together.

去开房吧 咱俩 Get a room, us!

不是我 绝对不是我 Not me. So not me.

真是太疯狂了 This is wild.

是啊 真的很疯狂 Yep, it's pretty wild,

也许我们会放慢点节奏 but we're probably gonna take it kind of slow.

对了 套套 我忘了买套套 Oh, condoms! I forgot condoms.

不好意思 Sorry.

我不知道你和我表姐有过一段 I had no idea that you hooked up with my cousin.

看来我把你推进火坑了 Seems like I've put you in a bad situation.

没有 没事的 No, it's fine.

真的吗 可我在你眼里 Really? 'Cause you kind of have this

看到了被绑架者的无助 kidnapped-victim look in your eyes, like maybe

感觉你该拿份报纸向人求救 you should be holding a copy of today's newspaper.

不 还好啦 我也说不清 No, it's cool. I mean, I don't know.

是 没... It's, um, not...

还好 她人挺好 It's okay. She's cool.

她不收我托儿费 所以 还好吧 She's not charging me for day care, so, so that's good.

十二包 紫色 小型的 12-pack! Purple, slim fit.

救我

天呐 《哈拉猛男秀2:欧洲种马》 Oh, man, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo.

我早就想看这片子了 I've been dying to see this movie.

看 我快下班了 You know, I'm off soon.

咱们一起看行吗 Would you guys care for some company?

没问题啊 太好了 Yeah! Oh, that would be great!

人多了才热闹嘛 The more the merrier!

你不会介意吧 I mean, if that's okay with you.

没事 她不会说什么的 That's all right. She won't say anything.

咱们盖条毯子就行了 We'll be under a blanket.

擦 丧尸出笼啊 Dia de muerto.

你没来真可惜了 吉米 Oh, you should have been here, Jimmy.

我们差点让一辆垃圾车 We almost made a trash truck swerve

吓得撞上一个骑助动车的白人小妞 into some white chick on a moped.

真酷 Oh, cool.

你俩来不 You guys want to come over?

我们要去我家玩 We're hanging out at my house.

当然 Sure.

这俩是我死党 These are my best friends.

会打扰咱们吗 Is that a deal breaker with us?

想都别想 No way.

现在 她现在就来 Right now? She's coming over now?

快了 我让哈维尔和马库斯也过来了 Soon. I've got Javier and Marcus coming over, too.

你们得帮忙缠住雪莉 I figured you guys can all keep Shelley busy

好让我有时间跟塞布丽娜独处 while I spend some time with Sabrina.

对了 还得把所有毯子都藏起来 Oh, and I need you to hide all the blankets.

好 你得换件像样点的衣服 速度 All right. You need to put a nicer shirt on. Go.

找找看有没有V领的 Oh, see if you have something with a V-neck.

最近貌似流行V领 I'm seeing a lot of V-necks lately.

话说 亲爱的 你的牙是怎么回事 So, what's the deal with the rotten chomper, sweetheart?

你早该问了 Funny you should ask.

我故意留着这牙 这样聊天时就有切入点了 I keep it as a conversation starter.

你搞什么鬼 What are you doing?

等你老妈 Waiting for your mother.

真恶心 Gross.

我们要大干一场 We're gonna have sex.

我知道 所以我才说恶心 I realize that. That's why I said "Gross."

您关上门行不 Can you shut the door?

不行 我要是关了门 No. I shut the door,

她就会忘了我还在这候着呢 she forgets I'm back here... waiting.

抱歉来晚了 Sorry about being late.

桥上出了点事故 There was an accident out on the bridge.

我们带了啤酒 Oh. We brought beer.

太好了 要不要我... Great. Uh, you need me to...

你们 We?

-你好 -你好 - What's up? - What's up?

吉米 这是我男友怀特 Uh, Jimmy, this is my boyfriend Wyatt.

怀特 这是吉米 Wyatt, this is Jimmy.

V领很赞啊 哪买的 Cool V-neck. Where'd you get it?

DIY的 My room.

妈 你见过塞布丽娜了 Mom, uh, you met Sabrina.

这是她男友 怀特 This is her boyfriend, Wyatt.

幸会幸会啊 Nice to meet you.

男女朋友啊 Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?

交往多久了 几周 How long's that been going on, a couple weeks?

不 都几年了 No, a couple years now.

哇哦 真长久啊 Wow, that's great!

话说 怀特 你做什么工作的 So, Wyatt, what do you do?

你也在杂货店上班 You work at the grocery store,

是个搬货小弟吗 you're a bag boy?

不 夫人 我在纽约上大学 No, ma'am. I go to college in New York.

金融专业的 I'm studying finance.

请进 Come on in.

是你啊 清理我父母家水池的 Hey, that dude cleans my parent's pool.

你好 'Sup?

没找到毯子 Couldn't find any blankets.

只找到块沙滩巾 Best I could do was a beach towel.

我不想 I don't want to do this.

是因为我的牙吗 Is it the tooth?

我包里有美白贴片 'Cause I've got Wite-Out in my purse.

不 跟牙无关 No, it's not the tooth.

只是 我喜欢你表妹 太傻了 It's just, I like your cousin, which is stupid

我知道她有男友 because I know that she has a boyfriend,

可我就是情不自禁 but I can't help it.

没关系 That's fine.

你...你生气了吗 Well, are-are you mad?

吉米 咱们两年前就搞过了 Jimmy, we hooked up at a party two years ago,

你现在跟父母同住 you live with your parents,

当了奶爸 还得靠打扫水池为生 you have a baby and you clean pools for a living.

失去你也不是啥悲催的事 I think I'll get over it.

意思是 你还会继续照看喜旺吗 Does that mean you'll keep watching Hope?

她真的很喜欢你 'Cause she really likes you.

事实上 她只喜欢你 In fact, you're the only person she likes.

当然 没问题 'Course, I will

不过周薪得涨到60块 For 60 bucks a week.

抱歉 失陪了 Excuse me.

这边啥情况 Hey, what's going on out here?

咱俩的爱爱录像 I've had to rewind our lovemaking cassette

我都反复看了六次了 six times already.

咱今天还做不做啊 We gonna do this or what?

对不起 他们让我来玩 我们队一直赢 Sorry. They asked me to play, and my team keeps winning.

你们这群人 What are all you guys doing

在我后院闹啥 in my backyard?

我的别克云雀车哪去了 And where is my Buick Skylark?

糟了 有人又想起当年了 Uh-oh, somebody found her marbles.

很好 我就等着这一刻呢 Good, I've been waiting for this.

奶奶 我是你的孙女婿伯特 Maw Maw, I'm your grandson-in-law Burt.

你一直神志不清 难得清醒一小会儿 You've lost your mind and you're never lucid for very long,

所以 听好了 so listen up.

我明白 说吧 咱们好好谈谈 I understand. Go. Let's do this.

我们希望你戒烟 We'd like you quit smoking.

啥 What are you talking about?

你们一直没让我抽烟啊 You guys aren't letting me smoke, are you?

我1971年就戒烟了 I quit smoking in 1971.

你戒了 You did?

是啊 维吉妮亚一出生我就戒了 Yeah, I quit when Virginia was born.

你为我戒了烟 You quit smoking for me?

如果你是维吉妮亚 那就是的 If you're Virginia, yeah.

我想多活几年 I wanted to live long enough to see

亲眼看看你长大以后是啥样 what you'd grow up to be.

看你现在这样 早知道就不活这么久了 Doesn't look like it was worth the wait.

"谢谢" Thanks.

那你现在可以死了 I guess you can die now.

想得美 难怪你让我抽烟 You wish. That's why

你就是想让我死 you're letting me smoke; you're trying to kill me.

没人想让你死 No one is trying to kill you.

我们再也不会让你抽烟了 And we won't let you smoke anymore.

而且 只要你戒了 In fact, since you're quitting,

咱家就都不准抽烟了 no one in this house is gonna smoke anymore.

我... I...

加油吧你 Good luck with that.

给你拿了点巧克力蛋糕 Brought you some brownies.

她的牙可能没救了 Her tooth may be dead,

但她的烘培手艺可棒着呢 but her baking skills are alive and well.

谢谢 Well, thanks.

你没事吧 You okay?

没事 Uh, yeah. I mean,

塞布丽娜有男友了我当然很郁闷 I'm bummed Sabrina has a boyfriend,

可我更闹心的是 雪莉知道我不喜欢她了 but I'm actually more worried Shelley knows I'm not into her.

我又得为保姆费发愁了 I got to figure out how to pay for day care again.

孩子是甜蜜的负担啊 That's the funny thing about having a kid.

他们一出生就会带来一大堆麻烦 They come with their own set of problems.

而且会让你原本担心的其他事 Make everything else

都变得微不足道 you were worried about seem kind of silly.

拿着 Here.

这是干嘛 What's this?

我的烟钱 My cigarette money.

拿去给喜旺请保姆吧 I want you to use it to pay for Hope's daycare.

你要戒烟 You're gonna quit smoking?

对 Yep.

我想多活几年 看看你会把她养成啥样 I want to stick around to see what you turn her into.

我喝了五罐啤酒了 I've had five beers,

那个凶牙妹 and that girl with the crappy Chiclet

居然越看越顺眼了 is starting to look pretty good.

趁我"性"致高昂 So, uh, you might want to make your way

你最好速度到卧室来 into the bedroom pronto.

我得去解决下这事 I got to go take care of this.

真恶心 Oh, gross.

有人想睡觉了 是吧 Somebody's got to go to sleep soon soon, don't they?

就是 你想睡了 Yes, you do!

妈 她笑了 她冲我笑了 Mom, she did it! She smiled at me.

她喜欢我 她终于喜欢我了 She likes me. She finally likes me.

好吧 今晚 Well, at least you got one girl

起码有一个女孩爱你了 to fall in love with your tonight.

你喜欢我是吧 Don't you like me?

你超爱我的是吧 Don't you like me so much?