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What do you think?
"Coke Classic" or "Crystal Pepsi"?
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- Crystal Pepsi.
- No Crystal Pepsi after Labor Day.
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Every day is after Labor Day.
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I've just never seen you fiddle so much
with the presets.
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It's my ex-wife's inauguration,
not a villain's lair.
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I want to look good.
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So you're thinking about this
as kind of a date?
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What? I'm not a teenager, Banks.
We're divorced.
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She's a governor now,
and she's reaching out.
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I just want to reward that reach,
inspire further reaching.
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Oh, my God.
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Sir, the head of Homeland Security,
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a real fuddy and duddy of a man,
is here.
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- Send him in, Janice.
- Agent O'Doyle,
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you are being red carded, again.
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Apparently, you broke
a congressman's arm in five places.
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He brandished an edged weapon
at the president.
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He says it was a replica Civil War sword
and he was being politically theatrical.
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Well, the stage is pain.
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Still, please report for reevaluation
at West Wing World.
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What? No! That's my boy.
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And I thought the congressman
agreed to keep it quiet.
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It was actually pretty loud--five really
distinct, unforgettable sounds.
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The congressman isn't the one who talked.
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Rho Banks, you also need
to report for reevaluation
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for snitching on O'Doyle.
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- Banks!
- That scans.
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"Snitching"?
I cooperated with a formal inquiry.
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- You asked me what happened.
- Yeah.
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You're supposed to lie to me, dummy.
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Look, none of my business, but I assume
you guys are attempting to be a team here,
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something with a sense of franchise.
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- That comes with trust.
- Pass.
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In the meantime, Special Agent Chomps
will fill in for O'Doyle.
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It's good to see you again, sir.
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No, man! No! Not Chomps!
The only thing cool about him is his name.
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Chomps is our highest-ranking agent.
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He's a normie. He's a Chad.
Am I using that right?
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I need my team.
I'm seeing my ex-wife tonight.
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You're not seeing it
as, like, a date, are you?
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Fuck you, and fuck you for snitching.
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And, Chomps,
what's with the clenched fists?
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You trying to convince us you're a badass?
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I brought candy!
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Oh, fucking Chomps, man.
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Wow. Your ex-wife has
had quite the career, sir--
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the only mayor of Chicago
who could rehabilitate Candyman.
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People gave her a lot of flak for that
concept, including me, but her ideas work.
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Sir, are you sure about the flowers?
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The governor
might interpret them as a move.
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Chomps, when I want your help,
I'll stand in the path of a bullet.
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- Copy that.
- Andre!
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Congratulations, governor-elect.
Looking sharp, Beverly.
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And you are handsome, as always.
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I love the flowers, but you know
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- you can't hand those to me, right?
- Why not?
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Because I won an election,
not a beauty pageant.
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Kind of the same thing, but point taken.
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I feel like this hug is going on too long.
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Pretend like I said something funny,
then pull back and laugh.
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I'm usually the one
who says the funny thing.
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Now that's hilarious.
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It's good to see the world
catching up to you, Bev.
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And I got very excited
when you invited me.
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It's not like
you had to invite me, so...
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Oh, Jesus, of course I had to.
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- Sorry?
- Think about it.
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Ex-wife of the sitting president
turned governor?
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If you're not here,
that becomes the headline--
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"President Curtis blows off
ex-wife's inauguration
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to fight Bigfoot," or whatever.
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I already fought Bigfoot.
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And now I have
an even more challenging assignment.
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- What's that?
- Don't do anything.
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Just be here, for me.
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But not underneath me or above me
or in front of me or behind me.
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- So...where do you want me?
- There are tables everywhere.
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And there's a photo later,
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and if you're standing too far
or too close to me in it,
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20 years of my work becomes
a tabloid story about our sex life, so...
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- nuance.
- Oh, Beverly!
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- Mind if I steal her, Mr. President?
- She belongs to the world, my friend!
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Talk to you later, Beverly.
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The fuck is nuance?
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[ Intercom chimes ]
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Now entering Los Silencios: Sector Five.
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Next stop, West Wing World.
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You understand
I didn't, like, tattle on you.
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You explained already.
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Someone asked you what I did,
and you answered them.
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Exactly!
And isn't your gimmick that you never lie?
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- I would have kept quiet.
- Okay.
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So, if I murdered someone and you saw it
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and the police asked you
if I murdered someone,
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you would just say nothing?
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Is this scenario happening
after you snitched on me?
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Hey, aren't you the Secret Service guy
who broke that congressman's arm?
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See how easy?
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Yes.
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Now arriving at West Wing World.
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Geez. What even is this place?
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It's a simulated town populated by robots
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that test you on the skills
required by your position.
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I take it the results don't matter,
or you'd be gone by now.
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I'm just good at it, Banks.
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They put me on a fake street
and try to trick me into shooting a baby.
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I even know the pattern.
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Gun, baby, gun, gun, baby, baby, baby,
gun, baby, gun, gun,
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- and it ends with a gun baby.
- A what?
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A baby with a gun.
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It's a no-win scenario,
but this time I have an idea.
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Hi, there, Chief of Staff Banks
and Special Agent O'Doyle.
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All interactions with our staff
are tracked on these.
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You must score 70% or more,
otherwise you'll be fired.
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That's fine.
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Even-keeled in the face of a threat.
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Nice work, Agent O'Doyle.
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You better fucking believe it.
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But Beverly Mills
didn't see a horror story,
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she saw hope.
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Working with Candyman
and urban scientists,
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they created CPEP,
the Candyman Perpetual Energy Project,
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a system that captured
his murdering energy
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with a series of mirrors, hooks,
and kinetic impact absorbers.
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Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
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Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman.
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A decade later,
CPEP powers over 20% of Chicago,
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and Candyman stands as a symbol
of monster crime reborn.
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From CPEP to raising minimum wage
to Babadook book drives,
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Governor Mills is powering
Illinois by planning ahead.
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Still don't trust that Babadook, though.
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Would you like to leave, sir?
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I can't leave!
That'd piss her off forever.
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She wants me to sit here like a prop?
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- That's what I'm gonna do.
- That's the spirit, sir!
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Tonight you're just a light wind
under her capable wings.
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You know, my wife, Nina, always says--
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Hang on. Does that server look sketchy?
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He's got the mark
of the Chicago Werewolf Syndicate.
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Well, you know, Beverly's big
on werewolf reform.
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She's got that MoonRight Initiative
that's poppin'.
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Chomps, can you get me
another ChiTown Mule?
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That's not my job, but I'm happy to serve.
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- Hey, pal.
- Oh, Mr. President.
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- Got some questions about the chow.
- What?
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Yeah, see, I got GERD.
It's this stomach thing.
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Just making sure you're not planning
any off-the-menu surprises.
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- No, sir.
- Nothing spicy?
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Oh, I think you'll like
what we're gonna serve.
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Sounds pretty vague.
Can you walk me through the courses?
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For my GERD.
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Fuck it.
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Got ya, bitch!
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Oh, shit!
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- Tapatío! Dang it!
- Oh, is that a werewolf thing?
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It's an everyone thing!
No one likes hot sauce in their eyes!
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Chomps! Holy shit!
Use your silver bullets!
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- I don't have silver bullets!
- What?
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O'Doyle has garlic bullets, salt bullets,
silver bullets!
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I didn't bring silver bullets because
I don't want you to fight a werewolf!
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I hate you, Chomps!
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Real silverware. This event is nice.
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I knew that guy was up to something.
Come on, we got to go tell Bev.
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And ruin her party?
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Sir, this might be
your last chance with Beverly.
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You really want to blow it on this?
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- What are you doing?
- Containing the scent.
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When you kill a werewolf,
they release an alarm pheromone
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that triggers other werewolves nearby
to hulk out.
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I'll call the DoD, tell them we got
a Code Silver, get us a rooftop drop.
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Damn, I thought you weren't
into this kind of shit.
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I'm two months from retirement,
and I've never missed a mission brief.
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Let's move. Watch the dewclaws.
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Morning, Agent O'Doyle. I'm Frank.
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I got a big passion
for firearms and safety.
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- How are you feeling today?
- Fine, sir.
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I got word there are
some bad seeds on this block.
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- Think you can identify only the threats?
- Yes, sir.
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Let's see it. Gun!
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Baby! Gun! Gun!
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Baby! Baby! Baby!
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Gun! Baby! Gun! Gun!
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Gun baby!
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Huh?
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My God. Son, you solved gun baby.
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You better fucking believe it.
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Thank you, everyone.
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People like you are
what make this country great.
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Great job, sir.
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The town hall ran long, so I went ahead
and rescheduled your 5:00
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with the prime minister of Meepos.
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Oh, no. The moderator.
She's really annoying.
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- On it, sir.
- Hello!
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The president is running behind,
but here's my number.
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Let's sync up.
Incredible moderating. Truly.
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Okay.
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Excellent work, Banks.
You really chiefed that staff.
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- I'm gonna go take a shit.
- Give me a holler if you fall in, sir.
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Oh, hey. Banks, right?
I'm Tom from the train.
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Your Secret Service friend stared at me
until I pissed a little.
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Yep. That's O'Doyle for you.
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He gets to snap arms like glow sticks,
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and apparently it's my fault
if I don't lie about that.
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What? What the hell?
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No.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Hey, O'Doyle. How'd your test go?
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Well, I was acing mine,
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but then that guy from the train
baited me into blabbing about you,
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and he turned out to be a goddamn robot!
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That is why I keep quiet.
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Oh, you're such a butt!
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- I'll figure it out on my own.
- Doubt it.
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You know, O'Doyle
always carries his own bodies.
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Sometimes he carries me, too, piggyback.
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Right on time. Come on, shove it inside.
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- Jesus.
- Had to contain the scent.
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Yep! None of the pheromones
got airborne, sir.
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This party is clear.
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Well, just in case,
I'm bringing some nuance.
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You're still not using
that word right, sir.
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Honestly, I still can't believe you
reformed the Rockford Babysitter Eater.
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Wasn't that hard.
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Just had to find the right synthetic flesh
for his skin suits.
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And I thought I was a picky dresser.
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Mr. President.
Noticing a lot of rizz tonight.
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Oh, stop it, Senator.
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- Andre, you know Candyman?
- Of course!
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I see you've replaced your hook
with a champagne flute.
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Why would I want
a glass container as a hand?
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It's a champagne flute holder.
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I'm sure that distinction
is important to you.
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It is.
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I'm sorry. What am I doing? I'm sniping.
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No, no. I got defensive.
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You brought up my hand,
237
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,949
and it took me right back
to the bathroom mirror.
238
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,076
Here, let me top you off.
239
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,744
- To Beverly.
- To Beverly.
240
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,622
You know, I never would have gotten
into politics without her guidance?
241
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,542
Oh, please. I took you as my date
to one political fundraiser.
242
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,920
- Your charm did the rest.
- Who? Little old me?
243
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,841
I got to step out for a call.
244
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,717
But, hey, tonight's not about me.
245
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,845
Bev, the floor is yours.
246
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,848
- Why are you here?
- You're a dead man!
247
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,099
Chomps! Bag him!
248
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,851
I'm trying to get a clear shot!
249
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,490
Now do you believe me?
250
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,076
- Both of those guys were servers, too.
- What does that prove?
251
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,162
Other than your ex-wife
gives jobs to werewolves,
252
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,330
and every time you see them,
you escalate things.
253
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,957
Don't patronize me.
254
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,835
Job Evaluation Help Desk.
How may I help you?
255
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,628
Hi, there. I'd like to restart my test.
256
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,714
- You and everyone else here, ma'am.
- Right.
257
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,300
Except I wasn't aware
you would be planting "Tom"
258
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,302
to gaslight me into talking.
259
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:21,097
What? No! I'm not snitching.
I'm just telling you about--
260
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,265
God damn it!
261
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,101
- Hey, Mary. I think she's right.
- What the fuck? Get out of here, Tom.
262
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,897
No, no. You wanted to restart your test,
and I think this might be a special case.
263
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,648
Of course it's a special case.
264
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,774
"Elitist"?
265
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,902
You know what?
I tried to do this the honest way.
266
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,737
Diagnostic Mode.
267
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,283
And...there we go.
268
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,534
Clean reset.
269
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,994
Resume functionality.
270
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,165
What? I'm supposed to talk
with the Chief of Staff?
271
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,334
Do some kind of entrapment?
272
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,921
Excuse me. I keep getting dinged
for trying to have sex with the robots.
273
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,672
Which robots do I complain to?
274
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,174
These robots.
275
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,343
Oh, my God, I'm a robot?
276
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,136
Oh, my God, I'm a robot?
277
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,430
Oh, my God, I'm a robot?
278
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,599
- I'm a robot?
- Oh, my God, I'm a robot?
279
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,435
I have memory but no memories!
280
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,438
Diagnostic Mode! Diagnostic Mode!
281
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:14,817
O'Doyle!
282
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,737
Come on, man!
283
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,365
Now, most of you know this,
but I grew up here,
284
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,577
and even though I'm moving to the capital,
I'll always be a Windy City kid.
285
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,163
- Feel that wind!
- I love you, Chicago.
286
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,957
Love you, Candyman.
287
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,167
And I love you, Wrigley Gum!
288
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,543
Wrigley!
289
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,629
If I could vote for you twice, I would.
290
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,757
- That'd be illegal.
- But kind of hot.
291
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,968
Governor, the press photographer
is all set up for you.
292
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:43,054
- You ready?
- For pictures? No. I'm shy.
293
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,516
Oh, that's nice.
Eyes up here, guys. Big smiles.
294
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,060
Oh, Candyman, get that
champagne flute hand up for me.
295
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,688
It's a champagne flute holder.
296
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,987
Ladies and gentlemen,
you are now prisoners
297
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,197
in a highly planned werewolf attack.
298
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,117
All of the servers were in on it.
299
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,286
Yeah! I knew it! I told you, Chomps.
300
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,289
- I killed three of them already.
- You did what, now?
301
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,416
Right.
302
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,001
Shit.
303
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,920
We are the Werewolf Anonymous.
304
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,464
We've placed an EMP field
around the block.
305
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,341
Your technology is useless.
306
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,218
He's right. Pheromone tracker is dead.
307
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,430
What the hell, guys?
You were killing werewolves at my party?
308
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,640
- I told you we should tell her.
- It's true, ma'am.
309
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,226
He wanted to, but I thought telling you
might ruin his chances,
310
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,936
because he's still in love with you and--
311
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,813
Chomps! What the fuck, man?
312
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,899
Excuse me. I'm trying to do
a werewolf manifesto here.
313
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,026
Oh, shut up, motherfucker!
314
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,528
Also, you can't be anonymous
and have a manifesto.
315
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,654
Pick a lane.
316
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,407
I can't take it anymore!
I'm not a brave man!
317
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,329
My God, the bastards rigged the door
with werewolf teeth.
318
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,958
Can you feel it, Senator,
our power coursing through your veins?
319
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,461
And she's trying to take that from us!
320
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,838
We don't need to be cured. We like crime!
321
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,592
Some werewolves got bit
and want a second chance.
322
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,970
Not everyone who was dealt
a mouth of bees chooses darkness.
323
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,221
Shut up, Candyman!
324
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,058
Look at you,
a champagne flute for a hand.
325
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,393
It's a champagne flute holder!
326
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,104
It's the same thing, you cuck!
You sold out.
327
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,564
I'm fucking Candyman!
328
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,776
I pay more taxes than you,
and I can drink all the champagne I want.
329
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,070
That doesn't make me spineless.
It makes me awesome!
330
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,865
Enough! Beverly, we left a gift
on the center table.
331
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:30,912
Use that to transfer all funds
from your MoonRight program to us.
332
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,790
And if you don't, you can all join us.
333
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,376
Oh, my God, a bomb
covered in werewolf teeth?
334
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,960
You sick bastards!
335
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,380
You have 20 minutes, Beverly.
336
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,050
What the hell is going on?
337
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,886
Erasing my score voided out
memories across multiple robots.
338
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,555
That glitch set off
a universal programming collapse.
339
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,599
I found another special case!
340
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,102
You know what? I don't like trains anyway.
341
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,895
How do you feel about tunnels?
342
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,772
Humans! I found humans!
343
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,607
- Move. Get inside.
- There they are!
344
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,288
Huh?
345
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,217
Is that the gun baby?
346
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,011
- Why are you rescuing it?
- Because I am gun baby!
347
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,389
Searching for humans.
348
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,058
You don't have to say it out loud, Tommy.
We're all searching.
349
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,936
Shit.
350
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,439
No, no, no. You have to be quiet, GB.
351
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,775
- Hey, be gentle with him.
- Relax.
352
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,862
I'm simulating a full belly
and syncing it to its sleep cycle.
353
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,448
I also reset our scores.
This place can eat a dick.
354
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,574
What are you doing?
355
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,576
Dishonesty is the only way
through those robots.
356
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,620
I can't do that, so I'm putting myself
in a leprechaun trance.
357
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,665
- My God, why can't you just lie?
- Because then my mother wins.
358
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,672
You'll never have me gold.
359
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,049
I don't want your gold.
I have my own gold.
360
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,801
Call it me gold.
361
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,261
Fuck off. You don't control me.
362
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,474
Okay, everyone, move away
from the werewolf senator.
363
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,559
Stay on this side of the room.
364
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,019
Andre, you remember The Bean?
365
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,188
The weird, shiny public art installation?
366
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,315
Yeah. I never got
why you liked it so much.
367
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,816
You will after tonight.
368
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,193
You two, be ready to move.
369
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,986
Jessica, you sure
about these bank numbers?
370
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,863
- Yes, ma'am.
- You're actually gonna pay them?
371
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,115
They've got an EMP field
surrounding the block.
372
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,202
If the wire goes through,
it means they're inside it.
373
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,870
Hey! Anonymous bro!
374
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,580
Don't fuck with us, Beverly.
375
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,082
Okay. Fine. Just wired it.
376
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,210
Wait. Seriously? Oh, my God!
377
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,794
You realize I'm still gonna--
378
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,755
Wait. What the hell is that?
379
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,798
All right, people, do not panic!
380
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,636
Inside The Bean! Everybody, now! Go, go!
381
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,514
You heard her! Go! Go! Move, move, move!
382
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,894
Chomps! Are you okay?
383
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,854
Christ, you took a tooth for me.
384
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,856
I'm all right, sir. My wounds are healing.
385
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,858
That's not a good thing, though.
It means the human you knew is dead.
386
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,444
No, that's zombies.
Werewolves retain a sense of self.
387
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,196
It's just a slave to the beast within.
388
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,657
Candyman, keep everyone safe in here
until the cops come.
389
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,784
Candy-do.
390
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,243
This is incredible, Bev!
391
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,914
A remote-retrieval prepper den hidden
inside a beloved work of public art.
392
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,665
Like I said...
393
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,875
nuance.
394
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,127
You can do this. Just be calm.
395
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,964
You are a robot. You are a robot.
396
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,261
Hey. Just moving one of our guys.
397
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,555
- Are you human?
- Nope. Robot as they come.
398
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,473
Check it out, dog. Cords in my head.
399
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,559
Okay. Robot enough for me.
400
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,185
Holy shit. Yes.
401
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,687
Stop her!
402
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,730
She is not one of us!
403
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,567
- You are not one of us.
- What?
404
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,611
I'm just saying, this guy comes in here,
starts whining like a human.
405
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,322
I am a robot. My face is literally metal!
406
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,907
So we're going by looks now?
407
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,909
I heard you guys being suspicious
about a fake robot.
408
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,495
- This one seems emotional.
- I do not trust him.
409
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,456
- Stop gaslighting me!
- Pretty human thing to say.
410
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,419
- Perhaps we should kill him to be sure.
- Okay, let's tear him apart.
411
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,296
No. No! I'm a real robot!
412
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,880
I don't want to die!
413
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,970
Wait. That cry.
414
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,471
She's got gun baby!
415
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,682
Okay, wake up. Wake the hell up!
416
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,017
Your mother is winning!
417
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,144
Oh, God, that was hell!
418
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,062
Can you please just start shooting?
419
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,523
- Silver bullets?
- Why silver?
420
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,941
Congratulations.
421
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,028
You have passed
the job-evaluation program.
422
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,613
Wait. Where's GB?
423
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,533
Thank you, Banks.
424
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,120
And you, I guess
you were the prize all along.
425
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,413
No, no, no, no, no.
426
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,833
I need you to feed it again.
427
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,043
Fine.
428
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,715
I am so jealous of that connection.
429
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,884
Don't be. You'll still get all the credit.
430
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,178
How you doing, Chomps?
431
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,138
Ready to be a good werewolf
that fights other werewolves?
432
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,223
I'd prefer to just be myself, sir.
433
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,683
Remember, no killing.
434
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,144
Arresting them at least gives them
a chance to change.
435
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,408
Chain gun!
436
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,079
Lucky for us, this is a pre-1985 building.
Radiator heating is standard.
437
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,790
Christ, the legs on these guys.
438
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,964
Shit. This must be where they filmed.
439
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,299
That's far enough.
440
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,219
You know, I could have run,
441
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,888
but I told you not to fuck with me!
442
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,015
Look at me.
You don't think I've seen this before?
443
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,184
I could make a call,
get you in the program.
444
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,479
- I will take you there myself.
- Are you kidding me? No!
445
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,564
It used to be a guy gets bit,
he joins our team...
446
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,401
Sir, I am succumbing
to the darkness within.
447
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,111
Oh, thank Christ. Do it.
448
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196
We are monsters, damn it!
449
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,824
Oh, shit.
450
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,831
Sorry, Governor. Crime always wins.
451
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,208
Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!
452
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,752
- Oh, man, Candyman?
- Believe in me.
453
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,462
Be my victim!
454
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,429
- Cheers.
- Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
455
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,639
You belong to me now.
456
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,727
Your death will be a horror story
whispered by werewolf children!
457
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,311
Hey, Candyman.
458
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,564
You're more than the holder.
459
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,651
Sometimes I wish
if you said my name a sixth time,
460
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,653
I'd just disappear.
461
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,530
I know, man, I know.
462
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,532
Thanks.
463
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,872
Pretty big crowd out there, ma'am.
You ready to governate this bitch?
464
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,416
- I'll be out in a sec.
- Yes, ma'am.
465
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,667
Pretty amazing, Governor.
466
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,879
Defanging a werewolf syndicate
on night one--not bad.
467
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,465
I'm sure the press
will love hearing you say that.
468
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:01,010
Nah, I'm gonna take a back exit.
It's your night, Bev.
469
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,429
Thanks, Andre.
470
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,723
Hey, can I ask you something?
471
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:10,394
If I wasn't president,
if I gave it all up, could this work?
472
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,564
If you weren't president,
who would you be?
473
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,983
See you around, Andre.
474
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,362
Come on, Chomps, let's go home.
475
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,239
You know, when they reassigned me to you,
476
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,785
I didn't think I'd end up a wolf creature
ineligible for retirement.
477
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,287
Hey, no. I'll get my best people on this.
478
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,122
Could we stop at the park on the way home?
479
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,209
No, but I do have a treat in the car.
How about some candy?
480
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:40,216
♪ Werewolves stepping over boundaries ♪
481
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,927
♪ With my ex-wife ♪
482
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:47,139
♪ Candyman can be a good guy ♪
483
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:51,727
♪ If you give him room to grow ♪
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00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,729
♪ Werewolves, zero ♪
485
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:58,234
♪ President, 100 ♪
486
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,612
Chomps, buddy, how you holding up?
487
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,532
- I'm infected with lycanthropy, sir.
- Are you, now?
488
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,326
- Dr. Finch.
- Yello! It's called a moon collar.
489
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,286
It delivers a drip of silver serum
490
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,289
that allows you to control
when you werewolf-hulk out.
491
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,458
- So it's a cure?
- It's a start.
492
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,169
And I just heard that
under paranormal-agent guidelines,
493
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,713
you won't have to retire
for another 35 years,
494
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,966
since they now calculate
your age in dog years.
495
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,760
- 35 years?
- I know! Great, right?
496
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,013
Stay strong, Alan Chomps!
America loves you.
497
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,515
Good girl, boo-boo.
498
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,058
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