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I'm gonna say B-five.
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Miss!
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Wop!
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I don't think you're
playing this right.
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Stan:
Kids! Come quick!
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( Chuckling )
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I need you to laugh
at this with me!
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♪ Who's cute as a button,
and always your friend? I'
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♪ 'Li! G-I-D to the E-O-N! ♪
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Wink!
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Announcer:
Lil' Gideon.
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Ugh, Gideon.
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Remember when
I wouldn't date him,
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and he tried
to destroy us?
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He's always trying to trick me
into losing the Mystery Shack!
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One time, I caught him
stealing my moisturizer.
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And yet, our mutual hatred
for him bonds us together.
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( Iaughil19 )
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Announcer: Come on down to
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'Li! Gideon's Tent
Of Telepathy.
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Opening soon at this location.
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Uh, should we be
worried about that?
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Please. The only way
Gideon's taking over this Shack
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is by breaking in
and stealing my deed.
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( Crashing, breaking glass )
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You mean like right now?
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Uh, thirty-eight?
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Forty-one?
Oh, heavens to Betsy!
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Gideon!
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Well, well,
Stanford!
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My archnemesis.
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We seem to have entered
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a dangerous game
of cat and mouse.
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But the question remains,
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who is the cat,
and who is the--
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Soos, broom.
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Oh, no,
not the broom!
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( Grunting )
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( Hisses )
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( Squealing )
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You mark my words,
Stanford!
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One day I'm gonna get
that combination!
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And once I steal that deed
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you'll never see
the Mystery Shack again!
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Good luck, bucko!
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Ha! The combo to this safe
is in the one place
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he'll never find it, my brain!
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Your brain isn't as safe as you
might think, Stanford Pines!
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This is the last straw.
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It's time to unlock
the journal's greatest secret.
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II'
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Announcer: He put the "old" in Old West.
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They call him...
I Grandpa the kid! I
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I'm tired during the day.
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I can relate to this.
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Grunkle Stan,
why can't we watch a movie
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that we'll all enjoy?
Dream Boy High!
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Where love is on
your permanent record.
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All: BOO!
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You'll learn
to like it.
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( Clanging, yelling )
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Dudes!
There's a bat in the kitchen!
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It tried to touch me with
its weird little bat fingers.
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Don't worry,
I got this under control.
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Dipper, take care of it.
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( Chuckles )
Yes!
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What?
Why can't Mabel do it?
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'Cause life ain't fair.
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Now go fight a bat
so we can watch TV.
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No way,
Grunkle Stan.
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You always make me
do dumb chores.
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I'm putting my foot
down this time.
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I said, do it, kid!
Now!
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( Growls )
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( Growls )
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( Both continue growling )
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Okay, I'll do it!
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( Sighs )
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Stupid chores.
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Remember, bats are more afraid
of you than you are of them.
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Maybe I'm thinking of ducklings.
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( Dipper screaming )
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Ducklings.
( chuckles ) Quack, quack.
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Quack, quack, quack.
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Dipper:
ow! OW!
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♪ Swabbin' on
disinfectant ♪
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♪ Doo-do-doo A'
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( sighs ) Why does Grunkle Stan
always pick on me?
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Think about it, the more painful
or difficult the chore is,
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the more likely it is
I'll have to do it.
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Why doesn't he pick on you guys?
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Dipper, Stan's personality is
one of life's great mysteries.
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Like whether or not it's
possible to lick your own elbow.
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-I bet you can't.
-I bet I can.
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( Chanting )
Lick it! Lick it!
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Lick it!
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Sometimes I feel
like Stan hates me.
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Stan: The sink's clogged!
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Dipper, get in here and fix it!
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( Growls )
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You think that combination's
safe in your mind, Stanford?
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We'll see what my new minion
has to say about that.
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"Triangulum. Entangulum.
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"Veneforis dominus ventium.
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Veneforis venetisarium!"
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( Chanting )
Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow!
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Like the infinite horizon,
it eludes my grasp.
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( Evil laughter
in the distance )
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Is that who
I think it is?
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( Gideon grunting )
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( Indistinct chanting )
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(thunder)
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( Chanting continues )
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( Croaks )
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(evil laughing )
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Oh! Oh! Gravity Falls,
it is good to be back!
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Name's Bill Cipher.
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And I take it you're some kind
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of living ventriloquist dummy?
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( laughs ) I'm just kidding,
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I know who you are, Gideon.
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What-- what are you?
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H-- how do you know my name?
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Oh, I know lots of things.
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( Distorted voice )
Lots of things.
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( Normal voice )
Hey, look what I can do.
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Deer teeth, for you, kid!
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( laughs )
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( Gasps )
You're insane!
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Sure, I am!
What's your point?
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( Grunting )
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Listen to me, demon!
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I have a job for you!
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I need you to enter
the mind of Stanford Pines
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and steal the code to his safe!
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( Soos gasps )
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( laughs )
Wait.
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Stan Pines.
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You know what, kid,
you've convinced me.
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I'm sold!
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I'll help you with this,
and in return,
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you can help me with something
I've been working on.
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We'll work out
the details later.
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Deal.
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Well, time to invade
Stan's mind.
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This should be fun!
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Remember,
reality is an illusion,
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the universe is a hologram,
buy gold!
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Bye!
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( Qasps )
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( Both gasp )
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It worked!
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( Evil cackling )
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( Snoring )
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( Muttering )
No. Sorry.
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What is going on
in that guy's head?
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( Panting ) Dipper!
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We've gotta help Stan!
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Wait, what?
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( Chewing )
This evil triangle guy
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said he's gonna
break into Stan's mind,
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and steal the combination
to his safe!
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Also, we stopped for
snacks on the way here.
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Triangle gllY?
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I feel like I've seen something
like this before in the journal.
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Dipper: "Beware Bill.
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"The most powerful
and dangerous creature
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"I've ever encountered.
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Whatever you do,
never let him into your mind."
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(grunts)
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( Gasps )
Grunkle Stan!
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(grunting and yelling )
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"It is possible
to follow the demon
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"into a person's mind
and prevent his chaos.
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One must simply recite
this incantation."
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( Sighs )
This is just great.
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I spend all day cleaning sinks
and fighting bats for Stan,
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and now I have to save him
from some crazy brain demon?
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But if we don't do anything,
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Gideon might steal
the Shack, or worse!
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(yelling )
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( Sighs )
Fine.
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Get ready, guys.
We're about to journey
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into the most horrifying,
disturbing place
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any of us have ever been.
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Our uncle's mind.
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(thunder)
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You think I can take these
Burrito Bites into Stan's brain?
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Thumbs up, thumbs down?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna bring them.
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-( Stan snoring )
-Okay, guys.
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In order to save our uncle,
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we're going to have to follow
that dream demon into his mind.
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I wonder what Stan's
thinking about right now.
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( High-pitched voice )
I love Soos like a son.
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Soos!
This is serious!
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( High-pitched voice )
Sowee.
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( Soos and Mabel laughing )
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Both: Yeah!
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Let's do this!
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( Snoring )
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"Fidentus omnium.
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"Magis omentium.
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"Magnesium ad hominem.
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"Magnum opus.
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"Habeas corpus.
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"Insectus nominus overratus.
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"Magis tremensium.
Magis tremensium.
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Magis tremensium!"
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-Oh, wow!
-Whoa!
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Oh, what the--
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Whoa!
This is Stan's mind?
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Huh. Figured there would
be a lot more hot old ladies.
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Mabel: Remember, everyone,
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we've got to look out
for the triangle guy.
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Yeah, look out for
the triangle guy!
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It's him!
It's the guy!
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You leave our
uncle's brain alone,
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you isosceles monster!
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(yelling )
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Gotcha!
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Wait. What?
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Ah, Stan's family,
we meet at last.
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Question mark,
shooting star, pine tree,
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I had a hunch
I might bump into you.
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( Screams )
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( Panting )
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Mabel: Boop!
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-(Soos and Mabel laugh )
-Mabel!
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What do you want with
our uncle's mind anyway?
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Oh, just the code
to the old man's safe!
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Inside the Shack is
a maze of a thousand doors
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representing
your uncle's memories.
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Behind one of them is a memory
of him inputting the code.
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I just need to find it
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and Gideon will
pay me handsomely!
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Not if we stop you!
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Ha!
Fat chance!
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I'm the master of the mind.
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I even know what
you're thinking right now.
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That's impossible!
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No one can guess
what I'm thinking!
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Whoa!
Where are we, bro?
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We must be in heaven,
'cause I just saw an angel.
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I'm never letting go
of your leg!
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You're out of your league, kids.
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Turn around now, before you
see something you might regret.
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Later, suckers!
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We're going in.
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Mabel, can we leave
those guys out here?
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Looking at them hurts my eyes.
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No!
They can help us!
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Xyler and Craz:
Totally! Arm throne!
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( Mabel giggles )
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-( Sighs )
-Dude, arm throne!
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-Arm throne!
-Ah!
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-Xyler and Craz: Whoa!
-Mabel: Neato!
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-Craz: Radical!
-Xyler: I also think it's radical!
259
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,295
Stan: No refunds!
No refunds!
260
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,125
( Echoing ) No refunds!
No refunds!
261
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,748
( Growling )
262
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,177
( Stan speaking indistinctly )
263
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,847
Soos: Whoa, look!
All of Stan's memories.
264
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,174
Great, sure there's
plenty of memories
265
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,055
of Stan bossing me around.
266
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,052
Can't wait to see more of that!
267
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,137
Come on, Dipper.
268
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,097
We've gotta find the code
before Bill does.
269
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,477
Mabel is talking!
270
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,774
So rad!
271
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:53,983
Let's get searching!
272
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,481
( Panting )
273
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,398
Jorge, Rico,
274
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,483
you're the two best
Colombian prison friends
275
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,693
a fella could make.
276
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,117
Nope.
277
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,576
Sir, would you like
to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum?
278
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,503
Stan-Vac: It sucks more
than anything.
279
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:14,997
Gotta work on that.
280
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,001
Nope.
281
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,885
Whoa!
It's Stan on a date!
282
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,556
So, your, uh,
your eye is weird.
283
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,223
Let's, let's talk
about that.
284
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,347
( Iaughil19 )
285
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,351
( Both laughing )
286
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,852
This is going terrible.
287
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,478
I can't think
of anything to say,
288
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,897
and she looks weird up close.
289
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,399
Think of a way out.
290
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,694
Non-specific excuse!
291
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,901
( Grunts, panting )
292
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,153
Yeesh!
293
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,993
Look, guys.
Memories about me.
294
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,208
That doesn't seem
like a good idea.
295
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,410
I just want to know what the
old guy really thinks of me.
296
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,587
We already know how
Stan feels about us,
297
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,505
he loves us!
We're great.
298
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,752
Yeah, let's
just keep moving.
299
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,458
-More moving?
-Yes!
300
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,134
I love motion!
301
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,804
Okay, just a quick peek.
302
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,472
Stan: Dipper, my back itches,
can you scratch it?
303
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,398
Dipper, clean the boiler!
304
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,100
( Stan laughs)
305
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,268
No buts!
306
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,944
Now go chop that
firewood already!
307
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,404
Ah!
308
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,192
Dude, Stan, I been
meaning to ask you.
309
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,072
Why are you so hard on
Dipper all the time?
310
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,200
Look, Soos, I'm gonna
let you in on something.
311
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,655
You wanna know what
I really think?
312
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,866
( Indistinct whispering )
313
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,119
The kid's a loser.
He's weak.
314
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,794
He's an utter embarrassment.
315
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,918
I just want to get rid of him.
316
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,428
Hello, code to Stan's safe,
where are you?
317
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,018
Opening and closing
doors is fun.
318
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,561
I can do it also!
319
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,358
If only people knew the truth.
320
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,185
That hidden behind
this vending machine,
321
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,195
-I secretly have a--
-Boring!
322
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,318
All right, guys,
323
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,866
I have a good feeling
about this door.
324
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,527
Hey, Mr. Tummy.
325
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,078
( High-pitched voice )
Hey, Mr. Stan!
326
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,406
( Normal ) Are you hungry?
327
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,994
( High-pitched voice ) Yes.
328
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,700
-( Normal ) Eat your crackers!
-Soos: Ugh!
329
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,206
( High-pitched voice
chomping and giggling )
330
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,833
Sweet Sally.
331
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,209
Oh, we've been
searching forever.
332
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,920
What if the triangle guy
finds the memory before we do?
333
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:26,007
If we wanna find Stan's memory,
we gotta think like Stan.
334
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,887
He's always hiding stuff, right?
335
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,673
Yeah, like how he hides
his arrest warrants
336
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,307
under that rug in the gift shop?
337
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,801
Soos, that's it!
Look!
338
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,850
(all gasp)
339
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:45,734
There ya go.
340
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,990
And now to input the code.
341
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,411
Thirteen, forty-fou r,
and finally--
342
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,697
-Dude, we found it!
-Yeah!
343
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,247
Guys: But what
do we do now?
344
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,165
Jinx!
345
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,163
Um, um, let's just
destroy the door
346
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,665
before Bill can find it.
347
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,208
Wait!
Maybe I should do it!
348
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,922
My big fat arms are great
at destroying stuff.
349
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:07,836
Oh, okay-
350
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:13,883
HEY, guys!
351
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:14,934
I just saw
a memory of Stan
352
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,932
roller skating
and wearing short-shorts!
353
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,729
Didn't look--didn't look
half bad.
354
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,558
Hey, something weird
is going on here.
355
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,564
( laughs )
356
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,566
(all gasp)
357
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,356
Boy, you kids sure are gullible!
358
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,283
I knew you'd lead me
straight to the code!
359
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,487
(evil laughing )
360
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,830
It's funny how dumb you are.
361
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,996
The combination to Stan's safe!
362
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,994
Boy, that was even easier
than I thought.
363
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,246
Oh, yeah?
364
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,625
Well, you're a...
365
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,548
A stink-face!
366
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,376
Awesome comeback, Mabel!
367
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,006
Don't treat me
like a child, Xyler.
368
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,133
-Later, suckers!
-( all yell )
369
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,924
Come on, we've got to save Stan!
370
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,474
Dipper:
What's the point?
371
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,935
Why should I save him, huh?
372
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,600
I work for Stan day and night,
373
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,683
and all he does in return is
say he wants to get rid of me.
374
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,143
Dipper, I'm sure
that's not true.
375
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,650
I saw it with my own eyes
in one of his memories, Mabel!
376
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,697
He's always picked on me
and now I know why!
377
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,274
Stan hates me!
378
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,401
(all gasp)
379
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,110
Dipper, it doesn't
matter what you saw.
380
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,617
If we don't stop Bill,
we'll lose the Shack!
381
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,824
No, you know what?
Not this time.
382
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,831
For once, this is one of Stan's
problems I'm not gonna fix.
383
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,287
Fine!
Come on, Soos.
384
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,206
We'll save Stan ourselves!
385
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,589
Dipper, you're a cool dude,
but this isn't cool, dude.
386
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,135
Craz:
Let's go, Xyler!
387
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,550
Xyler:
All right, Craz!
388
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,971
Craz:
Those are our names!
389
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,063
( Phone ringing )
390
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,144
-Yello?
-Bill!
391
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,397
Did you find the memory
with the combination yet?
392
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,899
Relax, shortstack,
I got it right here.
393
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,731
( laughs )
Perfect!
394
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,564
Now give it to me
395
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,400
and I'll fulfill
my end of the bargain.
396
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,610
Finally! It's--
you got a pen there?
397
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,410
It's thirteen, forty-four--
398
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,708
A h! No, no, wait! No!
399
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,660
Stan: None more bottomless
than the bottomless pit.
400
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,837
Which, as you can see here,
is bottomless.
401
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,540
Whoo! Whatever that was,
it's gone forever.
402
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,793
Ha ha! Boom!
403
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:12,878
Xyler and Craz:
Mabel did it!
404
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,341
The shack is safe!
405
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,297
The deal's off!
406
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,301
Wait. No! Wait!
407
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,848
I'm switching to plan B!
408
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,347
You!
409
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,558
You can't even imagine
what you just cost me!
410
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,810
Do you have
any idea what I'm like
411
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,025
( distorted )
when I'm mad?
412
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:44,785
( Mabel gasps )
413
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,915
Soos: So I guess he gets
really mad when he gets mad.
414
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,376
Eat nightmares!
415
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,673
( Screaming )
416
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,714
(grunts) How do I
get out of this place?
417
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,921
Exit? Hello?
418
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,391
Ah, this again?
419
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,968
Stan: He's a loser.
He's weak.
420
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,974
I just want to
get rid of him.
421
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:04,972
( Chuckles )
422
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,557
Yeah, those are all
things people said
423
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,892
about me when I was a boy.
424
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:09,725
Huh?
425
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,189
It was terrible.
426
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,313
I was the biggest wimp
on the playground.
427
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,691
( Whimpers )
428
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,902
-( Iaughil19 )
-( crying )
429
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,781
Stan: So one summer my pop
signs me up for boxing lessons.
430
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,874
And it was even worse
than the schoolyard!
431
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,292
Left hook!
432
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,627
You know, at the time, I thought
my pop was trying to torture me.
433
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:32,753
But wouldn't you know it?
434
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,926
The old man was doin' me
a favor all along.
435
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:35,793
Give me that bag!
436
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:36,878
Help!
MY Purse!
437
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,714
-Woman: Help!
-Left hook!
438
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,843
Ah!
439
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,976
( Cheering )
440
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,098
So you see?
441
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,349
That's why I'm
hard on Dipper.
442
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,351
To toughen him up,
443
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,649
so when the world fights,
he fights back.
444
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,569
Do you think it's
actually working?
445
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,359
I, I did it!
446
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,860
Yes!
447
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,066
He's really comin' along.
448
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,111
When push comes to shove,
I'm actually proud of him.
449
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,120
Just don't ever tell him that.
450
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,702
His head's big enough as it is.
451
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,408
Soos: That's true.
452
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,000
Whoa, kid, what are
you doin' here?
453
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,752
Nice hole in your chest,
by the way.
454
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,091
Let's fix that up.
455
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,920
W-- What the--
How did you do that?
456
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,548
Word to the wise, kid,
we're in the mind.
457
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,758
You could do whatever
you can imagine in here.
458
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,221
Well, how about that.
459
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,064
-( Bill laughing )
-Soos: No! Make it stop!
460
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,187
Mabel: Help!
Someone, please!
461
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,734
Oh, my gosh, what am I doing?
462
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,027
I gotta stop Bill!
463
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,947
Huh.
Fightin' back.
464
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,276
One nightmare, coming up!
465
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,318
Nightmare?
466
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,994
Hope he doesn't mean
that British dog-man
467
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,662
I'm always dreaming about.
468
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,581
( British accent )
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
469
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,375
Who's crike for
a shdig in the pudding?
470
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,912
Ah! It's everything
I ever feared!
471
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:52,954
You!
472
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,967
Ahh! My cuteness!
473
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,138
( Distorted )
What did you do to my cuteness--
474
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,681
( spitting )
475
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,304
You're next!
476
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,517
Cool, we're next!
477
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,761
( Pop music plays )
478
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,641
( Both scream )
479
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,725
( Distorted )
My dream boys!
480
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,481
And now to finish you off,
once and for all!
481
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,687
No!
No!
482
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:18,897
Dude, no!
483
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:19,815
Hey, Bill!
484
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:21,483
What!
485
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,817
Nice bowtie!
486
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,117
Ahh!
487
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,037
-( Distorted ) Dipper!
-Dude!
488
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,073
Guys! I just learned
that you can conjure
489
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,076
whatever you can conceive
in Grunkle Stan's mindscape!
490
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,869
Huh?
491
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,955
Just think of cool fighting
stuff and it'll happen!
492
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:35,879
Like this.
493
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,966
( Chuckles )
He's dead now.
494
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,384
What?
Who told you that?
495
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,381
Don't listen to him!
496
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,087
We can do anything?
497
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,053
( Normal voice )
Like have kittens for fists?
498
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,224
(grunts)
499
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,265
Pow, pow!
Pow, pow, pow! Pow!
500
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,767
( Meowil19 )
501
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,311
Ahh!
502
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,101
( Giggling )
Well, hello, friends!
503
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,186
Anything, huh?
504
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,239
Soos loves stomach beam stare!
505
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,029
( Screams )
506
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,110
( Growls )
507
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,153
Enough games!
508
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,661
Hamster ball shields, activate!
509
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:12,871
Dipper and Soos: Activate!
510
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,753
Ah, my eve!
511
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,376
Ahh!
512
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,254
Rise, Xyler!
Rise, Craz!
513
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,757
( Synthesized pop music plays )
514
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,090
No!
Synthesized music!
515
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,390
It hurts!
516
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,218
And now to imagine
your worst nightmare!
517
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,395
A portal out of Stan's mind!
518
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,597
Mabel: ♪ Out of Stan's mind! ♪
519
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,353
Mabel!
Everyone!
520
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,274
Together!
521
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,897
(all grunting )
522
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,276
No, I10, no!
523
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,073
Enough!
524
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,865
You know, I'm impressed
with you guys.
525
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,491
You're a lot more
clever than you look.
526
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,072
Especially the fat one.
527
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,325
He's talking about you.
528
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,122
So I'm gonna let you
kids off the hook.
529
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,627
You might come in handy later.
530
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,170
( Distorted voice )
But know this.
531
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,497
( Normal voice )
A darkness approaches,
532
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,131
a day will come in the future
533
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,334
when everything you
care about will change.
534
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,632
Until then,
I'll be watching you.
535
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,386
I'll be watching you.
536
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,352
He's gone,
we did it!
537
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,141
( All cheering )
538
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,389
Wha--
539
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,729
Stan must be waking up.
540
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,852
Will I ever see you
guys again?
541
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,232
In your dreams.
542
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,522
Good one, bro.
Good one.
543
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:27,946
(all yell )
544
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,197
We did it!
545
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,741
What?
Did what?
546
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,322
What are you all doing here?
547
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,079
And why was I dreaming of two
brightly colored and radical young men?
548
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,535
Grunkle Stan!
You're okay!
549
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,040
What is this, a hug?
550
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:39,961
Nope.
551
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:40,834
It's a choke hold.
552
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,046
( Chuckles )
553
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,549
Not bad, kid.
Not bad.
554
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,929
I'm just glad Gideon
didn't get into the safe.
555
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,094
I really love this old shack.
556
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,348
Group I'll-IQ!
557
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:56,933
No?
558
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,681
I never know the right time!
559
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,266
-( Rumbling )
'HEY, do you guys feel a--
560
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:07,149
Oh, I'm sorry, Pines family,
did I wake you?
561
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,574
But we defeated Bill.
562
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:09,821
Bill failed me!
563
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,152
So I switched to plan B.
564
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,161
Dynamite.
565
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,204
What? Bill?
566
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,864
Who-- wh-- what
are you guys talking about?
567
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,830
Spoiler alert, Stanford.
I've got the deed!
568
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,119
The Mystery Shack belongs to me!
569
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,250
So, get off my property!
570
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,127
Daddy?
571
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,921
Bring it around the front.
572
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:27,544
Don't worry, guys-
573
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,053
It's just part of the dream.
574
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,972
We're going to wake up
any second now.
575
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:31,972
Right? Right?
576
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,642
( Iaughil19 )
577
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,397
(all gasp)
578
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,400
Someone, pinch me, dude.
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