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Whoa!
Total domination!
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I am the master of
attic-stuff mini-golf!
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From the mighty
Swiss Alps
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to the badlands of
Dipper's old laundry
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where man
fears to tread.
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All right,
let a pro on the field.
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Uh, floor. Whatever.
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(grunts)
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Stan:
Ow! My head!
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It hit me
right in the head!
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Yes! Stan shot!
Is that legal?
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(snorts)
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The judges say
it's out of bounds.
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-You're out of bounds!
-Hey! Stop it!
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(both laughing)
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Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out
with Candy and Grenda tonight.
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Aw, again?
You can't leave mid-game!
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Don't be silly,
I'm not leaving!
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My friends are
coming to me!
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Wait, what?
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Oh, no.
No, no, no!
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Sleeping bags?
Rom-come?
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Calling All Boys
preteen edition?
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You're not having a...
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both:
Sleepover!
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(screaming)
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II'
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Mabel: Okay, so
how much do you like boys?
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So much!
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Boys make me
think about kissing.
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-Candy, oh my gosh!
-Oh.
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We are so
crazy tonight!
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(girls shrieking)
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(Grenda hitting floor)
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Who wants to smear
makeup on my face?
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Ugh, you're already
so beautiful, Grenda.
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What would be the point?
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(chanting while smashing)
Beautiful! Beautiful!
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-(chanting and smashing continue)
-(groaning)
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Mabel! Do you think you
can do this somewhere else?
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You're laughing at frequencies
only clogs should hear!
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Come on,
it's not that bad.
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You know what
your brother needs?
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(gasps)
A makeover?
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(Dipper screaming)
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(goat bleating)
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(sighs) Hey, Soos, can I sleep
in your break room tonight?
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Of course, dude.
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You've just gotta make your body
go like a video game puzzle block.
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Beep-e-do-boop. Boop. Beep.
Beep y-de-boop. Bop-hoop. Boop
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The trick is to
hold perfectly still.
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-(hissing)
-Ow! Wait, wait.
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-(hissing)
-Ow! Wait, wait.
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-(hissing)
-Ow! Wait, wait.
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I think I'll sleep somewhere else.
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-(hissing)
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
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-Actually felt good that time. Ow! Wait, wait.
-(hissing)
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(sighs)
Sleeping under the stars.
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Not bad.
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(screaming) Get off!
(screaming) Get away!
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(shrieking and laughing)
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All: You go, girl!
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This is still better.
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Ugh.
What happened last night?
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Whoa!
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What's up, party girl?
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I don't know what I was kissing
in there, but I have no regrets.
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Candy falls down now!
(grunts)
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That was awesome, girls.
See you again soon!
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Hey, brother. You want any
of this leftover pizza?
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It's got glitter on it!
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Mabel, last night an owl
tried to eat my tongue.
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(chuckles)
That's great.
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No, it's not great!
This is impossible to live with!
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What? I'm delightful
to live with!
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Get ready to be poked
by the fun stick!
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_Boop!
_Aah!
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Mabel, I've had it
with the fun stick.
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You've totally
wrecked our room.
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And (gasps) oh no!
Our mini golf course!
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(chuckles) Yeah.
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Grenda sure loves
breaking things.
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Mabel, we need to lay down
some ground rules
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if we're going to be
living in this room together.
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First of all:
no sleepovers.
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What? If I
can't have sleepovers,
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then you can't keep me up every night
with your summer reading.
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How does reading
keep you up?
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(gasps) Oh.
(chuckles) Interesting.
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-(pen clicking)
-But who stole the capers?
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'(clickmg pe ) n Tch tch I
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Well, at least my braces
don't whistle when I breathe.
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At least I wash my clothes
once in a while.
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Washing clothes is a waste of time.
I'm a busy guy.
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(mocking) Meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow.
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All right, if you "meow"
one more time...
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(mocking)
Meow, meow, meow!
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Okay, that's it!
That's the final straw!
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Maybe we shouldn't
share a room any more.
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Well... (grunts)
Well, maybe we shouldn't.
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-Fine by me.
-Double-fine by me.
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Then we need to talk to
Grunkle Stan about moving rooms.
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Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.
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(grunting)
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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(remote control clicking)
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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(remote control clicking)
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Announcer on TV:
Baby Fights!
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TV.
It knows what I want.
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Grunkle Stan,
we want different rooms.
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Ha! And I want
a pair of magic money pants.
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It's not gonna happen.
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Magic money pants?
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Come on, Grunkle Stan. Can't
we work something out?
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Look, kid, there's my room
and the attic. That's it.
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Whaddya think, there's some kind
of secret, hidden room in the Shack?
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Soos: Dudes, I found some kind of
secret, hidden room in the Shack!
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Okay, so I was cleaning up
behind this bookcase
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when boom! Mystery door!
This old shack is full of weird secrets.
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(mouse chittering)
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-Whoa!
-(gasps) Classy.
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(inhales and blows)
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(coughs)
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"Experiment seventy-eight."
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Grunkle Stan?
What is this place?
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I don't know. Just another
room I gotta clean up now.
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This carpet is amazing!
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Yeah, if you're into
things that are terrible.
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Problem solved!
I'll move in here.
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What? Why do you
automatically get the room?
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We both saw it
at the same time.
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Wait a second. So you
both want this room, huh?
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I guess I'll give it to whichever
one of you I like more.
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Uh-oh.
Looks like my shoe's untied.
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-(both struggling)
-Dipper: Give it to me!
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(evil laughter)
To the kitchen!
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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-(both panting)
-Soos: Whoa.
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I don't know, dudes. This room
gives me major creep-o vibes.
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You know, the attic
is a pretty good space.
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Maybe you two should
appreciate what you've got.
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-I gotta have that room!
-Grunkle Stan!
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Huh. Hey, what do I know?
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Maybe there's nothing creepy
going on in this room.
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-(both grunting)
-Stan: All right kids, here's how it's gonna go down.
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Whoever sucks up the hardest
gets the key to the new room.
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Grunkle Stan, we're not gonna suck
up to you just to get the new room.
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-Yeah we are!
-Ten suck up points for Mabel.
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I mean, uh,
yeah we are. (chuckling)
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Trying too hard.
Minus 15 suck up points.
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-What?!
-Good decision, Grunkle Stan!
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Trying way too hard!
Plus 50 suck up points! Ha ha!
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Now, who wants to re-tile the roof
in searing a hundred and five degree heat?
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-Me, me, me! No, Dipper, give it here!
-Me, me! I'll do it!
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(chuckling)
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-Ah, Stan, you're a good uncle.
-(kids fighting)
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Mabel:
I'll kill you!
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(sighs)
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Dipper, you're
phoning it in!
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(smacks lips) Ah.
Man, that's refreshing.
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Ten suck up points
for this lemonade.
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(high-pitched voice)
Thank you, Stan.
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Ho-ho! Ten more
for politeness.
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(slurping)
Oh, and so sweet!
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(sighs)
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All these chores will be
worth it when I get this room.
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Shag carpeting?
Come on.
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Hey brother,
don't get too comfortable.
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I just made Stan an omelet
shaped like his own face.
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I have seen
the face of beauty.
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Face it.
I'm like a suck up ninja.
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This room's
as good as mine.
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You might as well give up now.
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-What do you say?
-I say I'm gonna win this room somehow,
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and when I do, I'll
finally have my own space
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I will never have to share
anything ever again!
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Both screaming)
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dipper (as Mabel):
Ugh... What happened?
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Mabel (as Dipper): Dipper? Why
are you wearing my clothes?
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And my...
Face!
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Mabel (as Dipper):
Am I in your body?
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Dipper (as Mabel):
Am I in your body?
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(both screaming)
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(vomits and screams)
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(Dipper screaming)
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(panting, screaming)
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Mabel (as Dipper):
Get out! Get out! Get out!
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Dipper (as Mabel): This isn't happening.
This isn't happening. This isn't happening.
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(Mabel screaming)
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Dipper (as Mabel): Great, just what we need.
More Gravity Falls weirdness.
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Mabel (as Dipper):
This is stupid!
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Sharing a room was bad enough.
Now we're sharing bodies?
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Dipper (as Mabel): Ugh, braces are
horrible. It's like my mouth hates me!
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And what are these things?
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Mabel (as Dipper): I wanna know
why you're so sweaty! And awkward.
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Dipper (as Mabel):
Hey, look! Experiment seventy-eight!
200
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,001
"Electron Carpet."
Atoms can swap electrons.
201
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:10,248
This carpet must build up a static charge
so powerful it can swap minds.
202
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,334
It was the static electricity. Maybe,
we could use it to switch back!
203
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,170
Mabel (as Dipper):
Phew. (chuckles) Glad I'm switching back.
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(chuckles) If I was you,
I would totally lose the contest.
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Dipper (as Mabel): And if I was you,
which I am, I could sabotage myself!
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00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,852
Then Mabel would lose all her points
and the room would go to Dipper!
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00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:28,933
Mabel (as Dipper):
Wait, what?
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Dipper (as Mabel): Oh, Stan!
I've always hated you! (laughs)
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00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,942
See who he gives
the room to now!
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00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,321
Mabel (as Dipper): No! Wait!
(grunts) Tie your shoes!
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00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:42,121
Mm. Those cannibals are onto
something, I taste delicious!
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Dipper (as Mabel):
Grunkle Stan!
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What's the word, Mabel?
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Dipper (as Mabel):
That's right! It's me, (grunts) Mabel!
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00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:51,171
If you like that omelet, you'll love this:
a sandwich made out of rocks!
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00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,505
Candy rocks?
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Dipper (as Mabel):
Regular rocks!
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Keep that up, and I'll be
giving your brother this key.
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Dipper (as Mabel):
(laughs) I mean, darn.
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00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,141
Mabel (as Dipper): Hey, Grunkle Stan!
Your face looks like a butt!
221
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,390
-What?
-Mabel (as Dipper): Breaking stuff is so much fun!
222
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,391
I am Dipper and I stink!
223
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:12,393
Dipper (as Mabel): Mabel's gone
bananas! Bing! Zow! Balow! (laughing)
224
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,023
Well! This is getting weird.
225
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,405
Dipper (as Mabel): Wait! Are you gonna
dock Mabel points?
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00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,323
Mabel (as Dipper): Dipper should
lose all his points! Ah!
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00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,441
Dipper (as Mabel):
Grunkle Stan!
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00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,569
(grunting)
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00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,076
Waddles, you got it good, bro.
You got no worries.
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00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,659
I mean, nobody thinks it's cute
when I lie naked on the living room floor.
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00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,209
I wish I could be a pig.
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00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,630
(Soos yelps)
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00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,177
Soos (as Waddles): Yes! I should
do out loud wishing more often.
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00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,721
(sniffs)
Is that a corn cob I spy?
235
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,098
(grunts)
I got little legs!
236
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,303
Waddles (as Soos):
(snorts)
237
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,479
(squeals)
238
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,279
(slurps)
239
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,113
Hey, Soos, what's up?
Have you seen my--
240
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,953
Uh, I'll come back later.
241
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,422
Dipper (as Mabel): Grunkle Stan,
come back! I have more terrible things to do!
242
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,796
You're toast, Mabel!
That room's as good as mine!
243
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:19,877
(pants, grunts)
244
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:20,756
There you are, Mabel!
245
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:21,882
Attack her with love!
246
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:22,803
Yeah!
247
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,802
Candy and Grenda:
Sleepover!
248
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,975
Dipper (as Mabel): What?
No! No, no, no! (screams)
249
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,475
Mabel (as Dipper): Dipper?
Hey, wait! Wait, come back!
250
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,226
Hey! Uh, could I talk to my,
um, sister for a sec?
251
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,437
This is a sleepover, buddy.
No boys allowed!
252
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,114
(Candy and Grenda laughing)
253
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,660
Dipper (as Mabel): Look, guys, I'm not
really in a sleepover mood right now.
254
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,579
One of my irrational girl
mood swings, you know?
255
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,871
Right? Don't we have those?
256
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,950
Come on! My mom's
age-inappropriate romance novels
257
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,252
aren't going to
read themselves! Whoo-hoo!
258
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,333
"Wolf man Bare Chest."
259
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,877
Mabel (as Dipper):
Ooh.
260
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,423
Dipper (as Mabel): (nervous chuckle)
Really, I should probably, uh-- (gasps)
261
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,377
Come on! You know
you love it!
262
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,172
"My name is Gerard. I am a
werewolf, creature of the night,
263
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,177
but I am also a creature of passion."
264
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,349
(laughing)
265
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,266
(nervous grunt)
266
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,220
Mabel (as Dipper):
Gerard is just so fierce.
267
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,349
What's going on, Dipper?
268
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,605
(gasps)
269
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,276
Ah. You're at that creepy age
where you spy on girls, huh?
270
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,524
Guess it's time we had
a man-to-man talk
271
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,104
about the birds
and the bees, you know.
272
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,366
Mabel (as Dipper):
(stutters) I, I should really be goi--
273
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,443
No way out of it!
274
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,242
Look, it all begins with this
little fella, the pituitary gland.
275
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,621
He may be little,
but he has big plans.
276
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,076
(screaming)
277
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,965
Soos (as Waddles): I wonder what
rollicking adventures I'll stumble into.
278
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,503
A mud puddle! Do I dare
live out the cliché?
279
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,296
(laughing)
280
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,382
McGucket, McGucket,
McGucket! Wow!
281
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,434
Soos (as Waddles): (laughs) I'm a pig!
Oink, oink, right? (chuckles)
282
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,807
Free meal!
283
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,314
Soos (as Waddles): No! Don't eat me!
I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!
284
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,308
That's what they all say!
285
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,192
Soos (as Waddles):
(huffs and puffs) Help! Police!
286
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,236
(gasps) A bearded witch
chasing a talking pig!
287
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,700
My horoscope came true.
288
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,947
Now read mine!
289
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,574
-What are you? Gemini?
-You knew?
290
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,825
Yeah, of course, I knew!
291
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,620
And now you know
where babies come from.
292
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,785
Mabel (as Dipper):
Goodbye, childhood.
293
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,538
You know, I find you
more likable today than usual.
294
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,464
Maybe you could still win
that game after all.
295
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,883
-Mabel (as Dipper): Huh? -I was gonna
give that new room to Mabel--
296
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,961
Mabel (as Dipper): No, you should!
Give it to Mabel!
297
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,591
You big jerk!
298
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,506
What did you say to me?
299
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,058
Mabel (as Dipper):
I said, uh, shut up, old man!
300
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,228
You're fat and dumb, and
you're a dummy, and take that!
301
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,436
Finally standing up to me, huh?
302
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,601
(laughs)
I love it!
303
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,735
You know, I've made up my mind.
The room belongs to you, Dipper.
304
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,861
Mabel (as Dipper): You can't!
You have to give it to Mabel!
305
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,286
Shh. You had me at
"shut up, old man."
306
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,534
Mabel (as Di No! pper):
307
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,789
The end.
308
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:55,865
Dipper (as Mabel):
Phew.
309
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,621
Grenda: Now for
the thirty-eight sequels!
310
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,002
dipper
No! e'):
311
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,255
'm gonna make you into bacon!
312
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,549
Soos (as Waddles): (chuckles)
That sounds pretty good. Wait, I mean,
313
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,798
"O!
314
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:13,805
Three, four, five. It's him!
My dream date!
315
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,680
Hello?
316
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:19,015
Hello, baby, this is Kevin.
My beach house has room for two.
317
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,058
Kevin has the voice of a robot.
318
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,736
Don't ruin this for me, Candy!
It's your turn, Mabel.
319
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,356
(panting)
320
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,815
Dipper (as Mabel):
I gotta win the room.
321
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,578
Stan! It's me, Mabel!
I'm doing things you hate!
322
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,154
(grunts)
323
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,252
Mabel (as Dipper): (sighs) It's over,
Dipper. Stan gave you the room.
324
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,997
Dipper (as Mabel):
(laughs) Yes! All right!
325
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,339
(clearing throat) Well, let's switch
bodies then, and I can start moving in!
326
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,468
Mabel (as Dipper): Wait a minute. You can't
have the room, if you can never get in!
327
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,049
Dipper (as Mabel):
Hey, come back!
328
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,933
(grunting, panting)
329
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,603
dipper (as Mabel):
Come on! (grunts)
330
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,557
Open the door, Dipper!
I mean, Mabel.
331
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,318
(sighs) How am I ever
gonna get in there?
332
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,357
Hmm.
333
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,775
Kevin, for the last time,
I am not interested!
334
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,484
How could you
say that to Kevin?
335
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,406
Dipper (as Mabel);
Hey, girls!
336
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,330
Who wants to give
my brother a makeover?
337
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:18,747
(gasps)
338
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,844
Oh, good, Soos.
You got a second?
339
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,523
Look, times are tough, uh,
economy or something, etcetera.
340
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,896
Basically, I have to
cut your pay.
341
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,613
Wh-what are you doing?
342
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,025
(snorts)
343
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,574
Is this some sort of negotiating tactic?
'Cause it's not gonna work!
344
00:15:59,208 --> 00:15:59,868
(growls)
345
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:03,418
Fine! I was lying! I'll give you a
raise! Just never do that again.
346
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,744
Ugh! Nightmare!
347
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,544
Can you help me?
I'm looking for directions.
348
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,931
Oh, you'll show me the way?
Such a gentleman!
349
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,133
(panting)
350
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,849
Candy and Grenda:
It's Candy and Grenda!
351
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,020
Mabel (as Dipper):
Friends!
352
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,349
Hey, guys! What's up?
353
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,976
Dipper? W-wait!
Don't let him in here!
354
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,903
-Makeover!
-Mabel (as Dipper): No, no, no! Stop! Stop!
355
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,104
Whoa! Whoa! No!
356
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,065
We're gonna make you
so hot!
357
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:38,071
Mabel (as Dipper):Wait, no! Stop!
Guys, you have to listen to me! No!
358
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:43,788
Dipper (as Mabel): Good job, ladies!
Now, let me just add one final touch!
359
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,121
Ooh, uh.
360
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,925
Ah. My body! I'm a genius!
(chuckles)
361
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,719
Ugh. All right, Mabel,
the room is mine.
362
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,717
Wait, hold on here.
What just happened?
363
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,049
Ugh. I barely understand it.
364
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,885
All I know is if you shuffle
your feet on this carpet,
365
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,061
you can switch
bodies or whatever.
366
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,728
'Zip-zip!
'No!
367
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,271
Dipper (as Candy):
Aw, come on!
368
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,821
Candy (as Dipper):
I am a boy now!
369
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,365
(deep voice) What's up, bro?
Lets grow some moustaches!
370
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,318
Dipper, give me
that key back!
371
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,198
(grunting)
372
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,778
Guys! Stop fighting!
373
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,709
Dipper (as Grenda): Oh, no! Then again,
I like having muscles for once.
374
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,252
Grenda (as Mabel): Wow! Now
I have tiny little doll hands!
375
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,382
Mabel (as Candy): Everybody, look.
Swap back in three, two...
376
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,836
-Soos (as Waddles): Oh, dude!
-Come back! I wanna deep fry your ears!
377
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,712
Dipper (as Grenda):
No! Give me my body back!
378
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,674
(indistinct yelling)
379
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,559
TV announcer:
Tonight on Baby Fights!
380
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,104
Tensions rise between Madison
and Avery at Baby Fight headquarters.
381
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,649
-Mabel (as Candy): Give me my body back!
-Candy (as Dipper): I want my body!
382
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,601
(grunts)
383
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,360
Grenda (as Old Man McGucket):
Cool! I'm Santa Claus!
384
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,492
Old Man McGucket (as Candy):
Whoo-ee! (laughs) I've regained my innocence!
385
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,072
Dipper (as Waddles): (sighs) Well,
I guess I'm a pig now. So that's a thing.
386
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,955
(chomping)
387
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,908
Soos (as Grenda):This body's
not that different from my old one.
388
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,415
We got some reports
of excessive giggling.
389
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,372
(giggling)
390
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,799
Blubs (as Old Man McGucket): My horoscope
didn't say anything about this!
391
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:20,222
Durland (as Dipper): (yelps) What's
happening to me? Ow! Ow! (laughing)
392
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,141
Candy (as Blubs):
I am a police officer now! (giggles)
393
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,934
Grenda (as Durland):
Let's go get some perps, Candy!
394
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,682
-Dipper (as Waddles): Give me that key, Mabel!
-Never!
395
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,638
(indistinct yelling)
396
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,358
Mabel, are you you?
397
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,277
Yeah, I'm me.
398
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,611
Well, I've got the key!
399
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,319
(huffing and puffing)
400
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,166
Mabel! The room's mine!
Give it to me!
401
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,084
(fighting, grunting)
402
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,038
What's with you? Why do you
need that room so bad?
403
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,123
I never even wanted to move out!
404
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,208
Me either!
405
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,759
Wait, what? Say that again.
406
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,713
I-- I never wanted to move out.
407
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,673
Then what was all this?
408
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,719
Everything was fine until you started bringing
your friends around every night.
409
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,270
I mean, hanging out with you
this summer has been fun.
410
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:16,195
But-- now, you're always with Candy and Grenda.
And I'm, like, just left behind.
411
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,693
(clicks tongue)
Aw, Dipper...
412
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,357
It's okay. I've just been
having a hard time.
413
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,033
You wouldn't understand
what I'm going through.
414
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,783
You're probably feeling
awkward and sweaty, huh?
415
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,116
Yeah. How did you know?
416
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,659
Here. I won't fight you for it.
417
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:33,999
Thanks.
418
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,875
Well, it looks like
everyone's back to normal!
419
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,005
(gasping, breathing)
420
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,430
Except for Soos, who may
be a pig permanently?
421
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,972
(chomping)
422
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,676
Oh, no, I changed back.
At least, I think I did.
423
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,385
I'll still eat ya.
424
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,891
Okay, pal, that's enough
of that. Move it along.
425
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,222
Mabel: Move it along,
weird old man.
426
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,522
(snorting)
427
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,101
Huh, I guess being a pig
wasn't that great after all.
428
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,231
Hey, let me get that spot
you can never reach.
429
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,061
(snorts)
430
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:04,951
Hey, I've been thinking, and
the answer is yes! I will marry you!
431
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,493
Wait, (stutters) I don't
remember anything about a--
432
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,455
(through closed mouth)
Oh, all right.
433
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,080
(grunts and sighs)
Ah. There.
434
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,378
Ah, a man in his own space.
(sips)
435
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,122
That's right! Finally.
436
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,167
So what are you gonna do
with this old thing?
437
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,384
Get rid of it.
438
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:25,759
(chuckles) You got it.
Yeesh, this carpet's ugly.
439
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,515
Ah. Finally, my own room.
Good night, Mabel.
440
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,768
Good night, Dipper.
441
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,080
Hey, um, do you wanna
have a sleepover?
442
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:54,910
Fore!
443
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,249
(laughs)
444
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,417
Stan: (yells)
Why am I even out here at night?
445
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,546
(laughing)
446
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,803
So, what are we gonna do
with that new room?
447
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,299
I gave it to Soos to replace
that horrible break room he has.
448
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,843
Hey, do you know what
the deal was with that lady?
449
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,680
(crying) I just don't think
I can do this anymore.
450
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,773
You just seem so different.
451
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,726
(crying)
452
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,770
Look, dude, uh, I'm playing
a little bit of catch up here.
453
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,529
I was in a pig's body for most of the day.
454
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,939
(stutters) What's going on?
455
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,656
Can we kiss again?
Is, is that an option?
456
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,247
Ow! Wait, wait.
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