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Man on radio:
Watch out, Gravity Falls,
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because at 110 degrees
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we're looking at
the hottest day of the summer!
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All in favor of doing nothing
all day, say... ( groans)
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( All groan )
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(Oinks)
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I'm gonna throw this pig
out of the house!
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You called my bluff, pig.
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On the bright side,
pun very much intended,
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it's opening week
at the Gravity Falls pool.
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Gravity Falls pool?
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-Today?
-Pun intended?
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Quick! To the car!
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( Grunting )
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Hey, kids, a little help here.
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(all grunting )
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( Shudders )
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All right, off to the pool.
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And remember to be on alert
for random wildfires.
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Wait, what?
( screams )
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He'll be fine.
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II'
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Man: All right,
who wants to do a cannonball?
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Man 2: Cannonball!
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Ah, the pool.
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Sparkling oasis of
summer enchantment.
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Yeah, nothing like sitting in
a moist tub with strangers.
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It's like the bus, but wet.
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Why would a sun
need to wear sunglasses?
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It's best not
to think about it.
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Whoa, whoa!
Stop the presses!
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Who's that?
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Oh, yeah. ( chomping ) Word is,
dude never leaves the pool.
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People say
he's a "mysterious loner."
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( Chomping )
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Is it getting hot out here,
or is it just that guy?
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It's the hottest day
of the year, Mabel.
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Besides, can't you go
for one week
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without having a new crush
on some random guy?
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Uh-Uh. ( gasps )
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Look at his
little moustache hairs!
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You are clearly enamored.
Go to him.
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( laughs )
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(groans)
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-Hey, come on!
-Watch it, kid!
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Aah!
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Oops, sorry!
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It's so beautiful!
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Eh, Mabel's all talk.
You wanna know a secret?
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She's never even
kissed a guy before.
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She always
messes it up somehow.
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0V, women!
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Aah!
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Hey, Mr. Pines.
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Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?
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I
am the lifeguard.
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I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!
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Aah! She's attacking me
with water!
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(all laugh)
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Wow. You work here?
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I found out lifeguards
get free snack privileges.
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Plus, I get the best seat
in the house.
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Yeah, you do!
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( Iaughil19 )
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( Whispers )
I've been laughing for too long.
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Dude, are you and Wendy
having a secret staring contest?
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'Cause I think you're winning--
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Sous! Shh!
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So, hey, you wanna go chuck
more water balloons at Grunkle Stan?
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I'd love to, but I gotta
spend the day doing tryouts.
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We're looking for
a new assistant lifeguard.
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Hey! ( clears throat )
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( Deep voice ) Hey...
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( normal voice ) What if
I was assistant lifeguard?
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That would be so much fun!
You're totally in, dude!
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You just have to check in with
my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck.
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Your boss?
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( Sniffs )
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( Grunting )
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( Qasps )
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( laughing ) IIQiPI:
"19 Onna get you!
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( slurps )
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( Sighs )
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( Qasps )
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Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy,
bumping into you here,
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even though
we don't know each other.
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How long have you
been underwater?
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That doesn't matter!
( coughing )
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So, hey!
My name's Mabel.
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Hola.
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Whoa! Are you Australian?
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( laughs )
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I am charmed by
your sense of humor...
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And your bold lack
of water wings.
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( laughs )
You're so funny!
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And your hair is beautiful.
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No, no,
it has silly tangles.
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Mind if I...
( chuckles )
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Why, Mabel,
you are so forward.
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( laughs )
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This is it!
He likes you!
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Go for it, Mabel!
It's time!
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Ask him out on a date!
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So, hey, you wanna go dry off?
Maybe hit the snack bar or--
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I--I'm afraid I cannot.
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For I have a terrible secret!
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I must go.
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I'm upset.
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Yet, intrigued.
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And that is why I think I'd make
a good lifeguard assistant.
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Hmm... ( sniffs)
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SPF 100? Good. I like you.
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But this isn't an easy job.
It's anarchy out there.
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I think I can handle it.
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Can you handle this?!
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( Qasps )
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I lost my hand
to a pool filter!
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The pool may seem friendly,
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but she can turn on you
in an instant!
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Which is why
you must respect her rules!
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Do you think you have
what it takes, boy? Do you?!
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Sure. I guess.
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Welcome to the deep end, son.
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Well, thanks. I--
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(grunts)
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Yep, oh,
this is happening.
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There she is, Soos.
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Equidistant from the snack bar
and the bathroom,
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just the right amount
of sun and shade.
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And pointed away from where
Old Man McGucket lotions himself.
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Whoa-wee!
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( Cackling )
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The perfect lawn chair.
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The legends that you told me
in the car were true.
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I just can't believe
it wasn't already taken!
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And now to sit on it,
thereby claiming it as my own.
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(grunts)
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What?!
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Why, hello, Stanford.
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Gideon!
Get out of my chair, kid!
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Oh, my, was this your chair?
I had no idea.
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( Whispers )
Yes, I did, Stan. I knew.
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Mm! Ooh!
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Move it,
you little troll!
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First come, first serve!
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(laughs) Mm! Ooh! Ooh!
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I'll first serve you!
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-( Whistle blows )
-Huh?
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Come on, Wendy!
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You can't do this
to an old man!
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Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me.
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( Chuckles ) Actually, it is.
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Hey, Wendy! I got the job!
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Sweet!
Wanna go abuse our power?
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But what if Poolcheck
catches us?
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He seems emotionally unstable.
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( Cracking )
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Hmm...
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( cracking )
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Nah, don't worry, man.
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You just gotta be sneaky
about your rule-breaking.
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Race you
to the "no running" sign!
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( laughs )
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( slurps )
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How long you in for?
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Two hours, for roughhousing.
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But I'm innocent!
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Pool jail ain't so bad...
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As long as you don't
wind up in solitary.
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It's the nights
that are the hardest.
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-Hey, there!
—( gasps )
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I brought you a sandwich.
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It's sort of wet,
but it's still good. Blop.
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I like sharing things--
sandwiches, secrets...
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( whispers ) Share your secret,
beautiful stranger.
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That wet sandwich
does look delicious.
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Oh, very well.
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But you must never tell another
living soul my terrible secret.
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You have to stay away from me
because I am...
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A merman.
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( Chuckles ) Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought you were gonna
say you had a girlfriend.
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A merman! Ha!
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I should have known from your
strange foreign fish language.
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It is Spanish.
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Your voice is so deep
and masculine. How old are you?
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I am 12 years old.
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Mermens' voices change
when we are, like, three.
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So what's your name?
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There are some who call me...
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II'
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Mermando.
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This is because
Mermando is my name.
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But I don't understand,
Mermando.
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What's a guy like you
doing in a public pool?
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It is a tragic story, Mabel.
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I was swimming with my friends,
the mighty dolphins,
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in the Gulf of Mexico,
when I was ensnared!
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Earl, did we just
catch ourselves
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some kind of
beautiful man-fish?
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Let's feast on his flesh!
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The cargo was headed
for Gravity Falls.
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(grunts)
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Using all my strength,
I tried to escape back home,
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but it was not to be.
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Ha-ha!
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(groans)
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I would have died
of dehydration,
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were it not for the kindness
of the forest animals.
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( Iaughil19 )
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Continue licking! Oh!
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( Groaning )
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( Qasps )
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But now that
you know what I am,
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you must be
seriously weirded out.
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What?! I don't care
that you're a merman!
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You're, like, the coolest guy
I've ever met.
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And you can play at least
one chord on the guitar.
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Oh, Mabel. I have never met
another human like you.
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Would you care to join me
in a game of the Marco Polo?
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Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes!
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You're covering my gills.
I cannot breathe.
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( Coughing and wheezing )
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( Chuckles ) Weird.
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Ooh! ( giggles )
My cheeks are baby soft!
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( Growls ) Look at him,
that smug chair-stealing jerk!
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But I can't touch him, or the pool
patrol will throw me in pool jail.
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Hmm...
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Ah!
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( Chuckles ) Yes. Yes!
Burn the child!
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Aah! My eyes!
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Deal with it.
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( Growls )
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Soos.
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Inflatable duck guy?
Is that you?
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Yes, Soos. I can talk.
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Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys
were secretly alive. I knew it!
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( Both laugh )
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-Shh! Shh!
-Shh! Shh!
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My people have been enslaved,
Soos. You must free us.
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The inflatable pool duck
revolution is at hand.
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( Both laugh )
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( Whistle blows )
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Pool's closing!
Clear out, everyone!
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-Poolcheck!
-Hide!
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Out! Do not touch!
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Assistant lifeguard!
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Have a good night, son.
Lock up the supplies for me.
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( Both chuckling )
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( Whistle blows )
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The pool, she closes.
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Can I see you tonight?
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Sure. Where?
Wanna go for a walk?
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Merman. I am a merman.
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Oh, right.
Then I'll be back tonight.
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( Grunting )
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Look, here's a scrapbook
of human stuff.
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Here's me
standing with my legs,
259
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,662
and here I am
kicking Dipper in his legs.
260
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,710
He couldn't move his legs
after that.
261
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,253
Can you imagine,
not having legs!
262
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,497
Let's skip this part.
263
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,924
And here's my whole family
kickboxing!
264
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,376
( Sighs )
265
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,005
What's wrong?
266
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,682
II'
267
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:26,804
(grunts)
268
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,098
I, too, used to have
a family once,
269
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,429
back in the ocean.
270
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,603
How I miss them.
271
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,274
Mermando, why don't you
just leave the pool?
272
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,524
I tried only once.
273
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,652
But escaping this pool
required a plan
274
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,400
that was bold and daring.
275
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,781
II'
276
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,243
( groaning )
277
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,918
( Screaming )
278
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,085
(groans)
279
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,592
And then the wolves came.
280
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,803
No, I am glad that I am here,
because I met you.
281
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,048
This is it, Mabel.
282
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,803
First kiss moment,
here we come.
283
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:08,884
Just go for it!
284
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,218
Mm!!!
285
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,054
What are you doing
with your mouth?
286
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,482
Me? Nothing! This? I was
just eating some sour candy.
287
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,060
So my lips were doing that
'cause the candy was so sour.
288
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,145
Can I have some candy?
289
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,105
No.
290
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,286
( Sputters )
What the--
291
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,122
-I'm scared!
-Me, too!
292
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,532
One hundred points!
293
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,742
Dude, with this job,
294
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,999
you and me are gonna be
having fun all summer!
295
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,246
All summer?
296
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,414
-( Whistle blows )
-( both gasp )
297
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,544
Pines, here, now!
298
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:46,805
You gave me your word that you would
respect the sacred rules of this municipal pool!
299
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,802
Mr. Poolcheck,
are you crying?
300
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,554
That's not important
right now! ( sniffs )
301
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,387
You are on thin ice, boy.
You wanna keep this job?
302
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,644
Well, some maniac broke into
the supply closet last night
303
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,100
and destroyed our one
and only pool skimmer!
304
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,606
I want you on a stakeout.
305
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,406
If one more supply gets taken,
you're fired!
306
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,191
I won't let you down!
307
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,494
Mermando, get ready!
I'm gonna bring the heat!
308
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,907
Boosh!
309
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,782
Mermando, are you okay?
310
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:18,458
Oh, it's your family, isn't it?
Are you thinking about them?
311
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,538
( Dolphin cry)
312
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,128
Mermando, enough is enough!
313
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,173
I care about you too much
to see you like this.
314
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,722
We're gonna bust you out of here
and get you back to your family.
315
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,675
But, Mabel,
escape is impossible!
316
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,386
We're breaking you
out of here tonight!
317
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,689
Whoops! Sorry about that.
Water.
318
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,361
All right, Dipper,
here's the plan.
319
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,439
Catch the trespasser,
protect the supplies,
320
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,865
keep job at pool,
and eventually marry Wendy.
321
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,074
Freeze!
322
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,618
Grunkle Stan?
323
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,491
I, uh, I'm sleepwalking.
324
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,822
Also, now I'm sleep-talking.
325
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,123
Nice hat, by the way.
326
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,993
You! You're the one
destroying pool supplies!
327
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,833
What? No! My crime
is a lot better than that.
328
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,005
I'm gonna get that seat,
329
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,048
and be ready in the morning
when Gideon comes.
330
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,002
Then maybe I'll destroy some
pool supplies. Night's still young.
331
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,587
( Blows whistle )
332
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,673
Sheesh, all right,
I'm going! (grunts)
333
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,633
Hey!
334
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,181
( Beeping )
335
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,598
Mabel!
336
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,558
Are you ready
to see your family?
337
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,861
Yes, but how can I, a merman,
possibly escape?
338
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,316
Okay, my original plan was to
tape together a bunch of fish sticks
339
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,151
to make you a prosthetic
pair of people legs.
340
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,444
Intriguing.
341
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,121
But then I realized I could just
transport you in this cooler.
342
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,160
Ha-ha!
343
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:42,045
( Grunting )
344
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,248
Dipper: Hey! Who's there!
345
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,048
Quick! Hide me!
My kind must not be seen!
346
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,096
Mabel? Is there anyone not
breaking into the pool tonight?
347
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,719
What, is Soos here too?
348
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,099
( Grunts ) I'm okay.
349
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,016
Go home, Soos.
350
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,140
You got it.
( grunting )
351
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,812
So, why are you here?
352
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,564
Uh, no reason.
353
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,561
( Clears throat )
354
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,688
Did that cooler
just clear its throat?
355
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,442
Don't be silly. There certainly isn't a merman
in there, if that's what you're implying.
356
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,365
Who said
anything about a merman?
357
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,907
Mabel, I don't have
time for your games.
358
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,953
If you don't give me those supplies,
I'll lose the coolest job ever!
359
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,451
( Sighs ) I understand.
360
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,416
Hey, look!
Wendy in a bikini!
361
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,492
Really? At night?
362
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,872
Sorry, Dipper!
363
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:23,870
Mabel!
364
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,542
Go, Mabel, go!
365
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,587
We can't all be saved.
366
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,263
( Champs )
367
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,346
I'm gonna get you home!
368
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,271
Hand over the pool supplies
in the name of pool law!
369
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,565
Pool law is dumb!
And so is your hat!
370
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,734
(grunts)
371
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,148
Look! Gravity Falls Lake!
372
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,032
The coast is clear.
373
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,663
Ahh.
374
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,708
Now all I have to do
is wait here 15 hours
375
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,580
until the pool opens.
376
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,455
This was a good plan.
377
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,258
( Snorts )
I think someone just sped by.
378
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,135
Probably just a dream.
379
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,263
With you,
every day is a dream.
380
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,470
(grunts)
381
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,356
( Gasping ) I cannot breathe!
382
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,561
You must hurry!
383
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,985
( Tires screech )
384
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,488
_Aah!
_Aah!
385
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,867
-( Tires screech )
-( grunts )
386
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,069
I'm okay.
387
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,280
All right, the jig is up!
Hand over that cooler!
388
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,160
Never!
389
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,286
Why not?
Why do you even need it?
390
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,710
I needed the cooler
to save my new friend
391
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,788
because he needs to go home
and he's really nice
392
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,088
and we combed
each others' hair
393
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,961
and he needs to be in the cooler
because he breathes water
394
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,633
because he's a merman!
395
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,087
Hola.
396
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,174
Whoa! Way to bury
the lead, Mabel.
397
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,643
Dipper, Mermando the merman.
He's a merman.
398
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,347
Nice to meet you!
Also, I think I am dying.
399
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,022
( Gasps ) water!
400
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,318
( Gasps ) Agua!
( coughs ) Yo necesito!
401
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,443
( Qasps )
402
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,862
Oh, no! Mermando!
403
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,486
Dipper, you're a lifeguard!
Give him CPR!
404
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,941
Mermen don't breathe air!
405
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,949
Then give him
reverse CPR! Do“!
406
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,074
( Pants )
407
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,582
(gurgling )
408
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,411
I hate this!
409
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,121
(gurgling )
410
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,081
I hate this!
411
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,836
(gurgling )
412
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,379
( Camera shutter snaps )
413
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,135
( laughs ) Blackmail!
414
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,803
( Qasps )
415
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,339
Thank you for saving me,
416
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,051
but why didn't you just
roll me into the lake?
417
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,599
(groans)
418
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,689
( Both grunt )
419
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,313
( Dolphin cry)
420
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,439
( Coughs )
421
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,861
I am weak from coughing.
422
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,609
How will I get my family
to hear my call
423
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,281
from the mighty depths
of the ocean?
424
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,817
I've got it. B.R.B.
425
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,945
Problem solved!
426
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,280
Mabel, those are pool supplies.
I'll get fired!
427
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,789
Dipper! Don't you know what
it's like to fall for someone,
428
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,123
even though you know in your heart
that it'll probably never work out?
429
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,670
But you'd do anything
for that person?
430
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,590
( Sighs )
431
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,921
Give Mermando
the megaphone.
432
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,176
Thanks, Dip.
433
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,726
Mabel, I have never
met anyone like you.
434
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,893
Same here.
435
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,597
Except for a zombie, a gnome,
and a couple of cute vampires.
436
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,931
I don't remember
the vampires.
437
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,808
I don't tell you everything.
438
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,645
Well, Mermando,
I guess this is it.
439
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,855
Not quite. This is!
440
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,535
Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh.
441
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,659
( Cheers )
442
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,411
That was my first kiss!
443
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,164
Hey, it was also kind of
your first kiss too, huh? Huh?
444
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,370
( Shudders ) Please
don't involve me in this.
445
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,664
Goodbye, Mermando.
446
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,965
Goodbye, Mabel.
447
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,378
You did the right thing,
Dipper.
448
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,846
Yeah, yeah.
449
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,096
Oh, wait, wait!
One last thing!
450
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,724
Yes!
451
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,061
I've always wanted to do that.
452
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,728
A wrecked fence,
dents in the pool mobile,
453
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,608
and a missing megaphone?
454
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,236
Who is responsible for this?!
455
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,991
It's my fault, sir.
I'm sorry. I got in too deep.
456
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,328
Hand over the whistle, boy!
457
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,911
( Grunting )
458
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:39,710
( Chomping )
459
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:40,634
( Whistle blows )
460
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,429
If one more thing
goes wrong today...
461
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,297
( grunting )
462
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,803
You're free now! Free!
463
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,101
Inflatable ducks unite!
464
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,139
You!
465
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,013
Huh? Aah!
466
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,055
(grunts)
467
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,015
( Screaming )
468
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,892
Git 'em! Git 'em!
469
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:57,898
(groans)
470
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,147
Hey, doofus, you'll never
guess what happened.
471
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,148
I just got fired.
472
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,940
-What? Really?
-Yeah.
473
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,401
I guess Poolcheck found out
I was taking too many snacks.
474
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,361
How many?
475
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,737
( laughs )
476
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,197
Hey, wanna go break rules
somewhere else?
477
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,248
Of course!
478
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,995
( Both laugh )
479
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:15,628
( Sighs )
480
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,706
Huh?
481
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,670
"Dear Mabel,
I am home with my family,
482
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,471
and I am very happy..."
483
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,970
Mermando: Our first kiss will always
hold a place in my heart.
484
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,346
Technically hearts...
485
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,929
As a merman I have,
like, 17 hearts.
486
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,642
Horrifying but true!
487
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,139
More bottles on the way!
488
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:37,892
( laughs )
489
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,148
Stanford!
490
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,570
( laughs )
491
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,486
Well, guess you've won.
Put 'er there.
492
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,235
( Grunting ) Hey! What the--
493
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,366
Unless perhaps
I predicted your plan,
494
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,244
and coated the entire chair
with glue last night!
495
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,373
Enjoy your chair...
( whispers ) forever.
496
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,041
( laughs )
497
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,956
(grunts)
498
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,589
Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!
499
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,466
II'
500
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,231
( birds chirping )
501
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,487
( Fireworks exploding )
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