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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,995 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,547 In this land of ours, there are many great pits, 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,126 but none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit, 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,382 which as you can see here, is bottomless. 5 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:16,964 Question. Is it bottomless? 6 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,426 (SIGHS) Kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos? 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,311 Grunkle Stan, why are we here, again? 8 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,267 To dispose of things that we don't want. 9 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,773 So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards. 10 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,606 Goodbye, creepy love letters from Lil Gideon. 11 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,732 (GRUNTING) Die! Die! 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,606 (GRUNTING) 13 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:34,610 What are you doing? 14 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,284 Throwing stuff, dude. Everyone's doing it! 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,029 (GRUNTING) 16 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,330 What you got there, Mabel? 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,705 (CHUCKLES) It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. 18 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,207 Nothing worth wondering about! 19 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,332 (LAUGHS) 20 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,459 (GRUNTS) 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,632 Goodbye forever! 22 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,635 Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out 23 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,672 that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible? 24 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,514 Says you! 25 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,141 Well, I guess we'll never know. 26 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,593 (WIND WHOOSHING) 27 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,481 Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force! 28 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,896 Quick! Everyone back to the Shack! 29 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,986 I'm not done getting rid of these yet! 30 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,313 (GRUNTS) 31 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,902 Grunkle Stan! No! 32 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:19,201 Almost. Almost. Almost. 33 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,621 (ALL SCREAMING) 34 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,033 (BLEATS) 35 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,210 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 36 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,583 (ALL SCREAMING) 37 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,834 (SCREAMING STOPS) 38 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,132 (wmo BLOWING) 39 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,673 So, anyone wanna scream some more? 40 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,345 Where are we? 41 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,721 We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere. 42 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,472 (LAUGHS) 43 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,099 We're gonna land on something eventually. 44 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,601 Could be any second now! 45 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,070 Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul. 46 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,652 Who wants to see some card tricks? 47 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,827 Ta-da! 48 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,038 Hey! Maybe we should pass the time by tellin' stories. 49 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,115 I've got a story! 50 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,794 It's called the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit, 51 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,954 where we spent the rest of our natural lives! 52 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,624 Go on. 53 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,884 Come on, Dipper, you can do better than that. 54 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,133 Fine. I'll tell you a story. 55 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,306 A story I'd like to call, "Voice Over." 56 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,633 (THUNDER CRACKLING) 57 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,392 Ready? 58 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,178 ALL: Spin the pig! 59 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,474 Whoa'! 60 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,855 Hey, Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before? 61 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,277 I'm not gonna answer that question. 62 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,739 Guys! Guys! I think I just got bit by a snake! 63 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,737 I need you to get me to a hospital quick! 64 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,031 (LAUGHING) 65 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,411 What? What's so funny? 66 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,910 Sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're saying 67 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,916 with that squeaky puberty voice you got there. 68 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,163 My What? 69 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,040 It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper. 70 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,748 Your voice is hilarious. 71 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,174 Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack. 72 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,251 Dude, no offense, 73 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,632 but it cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it. 74 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,305 (RAPPING) Nice to meet you My name's Dipper Pines 75 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,342 Pines, Pines, Pines Nice to meet you 76 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,475 Pines, Pines, Pines 77 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,056 Do I really sound like that? 78 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,888 Oh, here comes my favorite part! 79 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,939 (HIGH-PITCHED) Stop it, guys! 80 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,858 (ALL LAUGHING) 81 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,525 Give me that! (GRUNTING) 82 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,938 ALL: Spin the pig! 83 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,074 (SIGHING) 84 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,235 Ugh! Even my sighs sound weird. 85 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,570 -Hello there! -Ahhh! 86 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,038 I couldn't help but overhear yer sitchy-ation! 87 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,368 Old Man McGucket! (SPITS) Part-time inventor! 88 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,873 Why did you spit on your hand? 89 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,169 I don't rightly know! 90 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,624 Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me! 91 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,543 Come here! Follow me into this dark, dangerous alley! 92 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,847 Lately I been a-tinkerizin' with a voice-altering tonic, 93 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,016 on account of my horrifyin' voice! 94 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,933 (CRYING) 95 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,811 You can run, but I'll still be in yer nightmares! 96 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,934 This will really fix my voice? Thanks! 97 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,150 (GULPING) Ah! 98 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,653 Come mornin', you'll sound like a new man! 99 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,863 If you survive. 100 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,994 (ROOSTER CROWING) 101 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:52,998 (YAWNS) 102 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,328 (IN DEEP VICE) Good morning, Dipper. 103 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,795 I did it! I did it! 104 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,468 Now I have a new voice! 105 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,215 (HEARTY LAUGHTER) 106 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:10,470 Morning, Mabel. Who's my favorite Mabel? 107 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,517 -Ahhh! Who are you? -(GROANING) 108 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,311 What have you done with my brother? 109 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,314 Dipper! I'll save you from this body-switching warlock! 110 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,815 Mabel, it's me! This is my voice now. I sound awesome. 111 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,063 Sound awesome. 112 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:28,906 I knew boys' voices changed, but this is weird. Weird and bad. 113 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,288 Mabel, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. 114 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,706 And just think of the prank calls. 115 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:37,993 -MAN: Hello? -Hello. 116 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,422 This is the President of the United States of America. 117 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,123 I'm calling to tell you... 118 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,334 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 119 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,919 What? Who is this? 120 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,094 Ho-ho-ho! 121 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,671 Magnificent! 122 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,636 Mabel no like. 123 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,436 How you diddly doing, Soos? 124 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,980 -Kill it! Kill it with fire! Everyone flee! -(GROANING) 125 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,648 (CLAMORING) 126 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,064 What gives, man? 127 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,396 You guys all made fun of my old voice. 128 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,481 I thought you'd like the new one. 129 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,988 Dude, at least before you sounded like a real person. 130 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,027 Now you sound like some kind of weird commercial dude. 131 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,865 I'll find Stan. He'll like my new voice. You'll see! 132 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,283 I'll be right back after these messages. 133 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,585 Er... I mean, goodbye. 134 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,005 Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan! 135 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,628 Where are you, Grunkle Stan? 136 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,918 Huh? I'd know that voice anywhere! 137 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,553 You're the guy who prank-called me earlier! 138 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,135 (GROWLING) 139 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,967 No. No, I'm not. I'm just a 12-year-old boy! 140 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,053 You expect me to believe that, you crazy-voiced punk? 141 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,559 Wait! No! 142 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,014 (SCREAMS) 143 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,314 There's a prank caller on the loose! Let's get him! 144 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,190 Yeah! Come on! Come on, let's get him! 145 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,150 Oh! Oh! 146 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,280 Whoa! 147 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,112 escape! 148 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,493 (LAUGHING) 149 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,497 McGucket! Your invention was a catastrophe! 150 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,953 That's probably why I live in the dump! 151 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,288 (MIMICS DRUMROLL) 152 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,623 My own sister didn't recognize me. 153 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:11,341 I scared away crowds! I even sound ridiculous when I cry. 154 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,421 (CRYING) 155 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,964 Well, now, here's yer problem! 156 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,845 I gave you the wrong drink y-ma jig! 157 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,972 This one's for voice-over professional. 158 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,889 Ah! I'm sure I've got a better voice in here somewhere. 159 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,314 Good! Hurry up. 160 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,022 You got here just in time. 161 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,355 Come sundown, you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice. 162 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,195 It was ridiculous, wasn't it? 163 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,951 D-D-D-Dipper Pines, that's me 164 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,283 MABEL: This remix is dedicated to my brother. 165 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,706 Dipper, your voice is one of a kind. 166 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,751 SOOS: Dude, I never heard anything like it. Remix over! 167 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,082 (MIMICS EXPLOSION) 168 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,499 You ready for yer new voice? This one should be permanent! 169 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,181 DIPPER: Ahem! 170 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:57,932 (INHALES DEEPLY) 171 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,597 -(NORMAL VOICE) Hey, guys. -Dipper! 172 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,929 -Oh, dude, you're back! -(CHUCKLING) 173 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:06,016 Yeah. I guess I realized that even though my voice might not be perfect, 174 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,227 it's still mine and I wouldn't change it for anything. 175 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,316 Not even for whatever was in this new vial. 176 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,739 So what did you do with the rest of that potion? 177 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,237 I dumped it in Stan's coffee. 178 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,243 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Any of you kids seen my girdle? 179 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,444 Where my girdle at? 180 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,287 (LAUGHING) 181 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,116 What? What's so funny? I'm Grunkle Stan! 182 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,993 Kids laughin'. Laughin' at their grunkle. 183 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,961 I spy, with my little eye, something that is black! 184 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,041 Ooh! Ooh! 185 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,377 -Everything. -Yay for Soos! 186 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,802 STAN: Yay for Soos! 187 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,427 Hey, guys! Who wants to pass the time by spinning? 188 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,091 Everyone, spin! 189 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,220 No. 190 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,302 -Whee! -(SCREAMING) 191 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,473 (CHUCKLING) 192 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,556 -Whee! (LAUGHING) -Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 193 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:46,936 Dipper's pain is funny. 194 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,019 But I'm starting to get bored. Soos, tell a story. 195 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,106 Really? Okay. 196 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,237 This story is called, 197 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:55,191 -"Soos' Really Great Pinball Story." -(DIPPER SCREAMING) 198 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,366 Is that a good title? 199 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,660 Do they have to be, like, puns or whatever? 200 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,956 -(HORSE NEIGHING) -(GUNSHOTS) 201 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,079 BOTH: Go! Go! GO! 202 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,160 This is it, dudes. 203 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,585 After four long years of trying, 204 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:11,131 I might finally get the high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine. 205 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,207 If I do this, 206 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,667 I'll go down in pinball history 207 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,130 with the likes of Sal, Gaff, and, of course, Poo. 208 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,049 Have you ever tried, maybe, just tilting the machine? 209 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,181 I don't know, dudes. Isn't breaking the rules, like, against the rules? 210 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,558 Nuts to the rules! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! 211 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,226 -(GUNSHOT) -(NEIGHING) 212 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,391 Failure. You stink! 213 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,605 All right, that's it. Ready, kids? 214 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,022 BOTH: Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! 215 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,111 Quit tiltin', pardner. Quit tiltin', pardner. 216 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,192 Tilt! 217 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,068 Bull's-eye! 218 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,154 (GUNSHOTS) 219 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,205 New high score. 220 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,787 -Yeah. -Yes! All right! 221 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,868 This is the best moment of my life. 222 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,704 This totally beats my old best moment. 223 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:59,338 That ain't right. You cheated. 224 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,306 Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 225 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,931 You're just a pinball game, pinball game. Taunt, taunt. 226 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,309 Uh, guys? There's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game. 227 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,315 No, that's the normal amount of green lightning. 228 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,483 (CRACKLING) 229 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,976 (ALL SCREAMING) 230 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,860 (BELLS RINGING) 231 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,070 (GROANS) Five more minutes. 232 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,199 Aah! That's not a normal alarm clock. 233 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,452 Soos! We're inside the game! 234 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,163 -Crazy. -Sweet Moses! 235 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,666 Hushed exclamation of wonder. 236 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,208 (MABEL GASPS) 237 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,334 (ALL LAUGHING) 238 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,375 Awesome! 239 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,468 Being! Being! Being! 240 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,966 (LAUGHING) 241 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,264 Dude, if this is a dream, I never wanna wake up! 242 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,892 That can be arranged. 243 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,146 Welcome to Tumbleweed Terror, pardners! 244 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,940 (GUNSHOTS) 245 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,438 Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy. 246 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,731 Did you zap me into your game 247 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,654 to congratulate me on getting the high score? 248 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:58,901 I beat Poo, dude. 249 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,109 Hardly. If'n I do recall, I warned y'all not to cheat. 250 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,818 I tried to be gentleman-like. 251 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,528 But I'm plum sick of being tilted. 252 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,658 (CLANGING) 253 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,412 So now I reckon I'm gonna tilt you. 254 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,790 Oh, yeah? Well, take this! Ow! 255 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,000 And this! Ow! It hurts! 256 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,457 I wish this was working better! Oh, dude! 257 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,801 -BOTH: Soos! -(COWBOY SKELETON LAUGHING) 258 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,921 Get yourselves ready for the... 259 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,346 (NEIGHING) 260 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,389 -Multi-ball! -Multi-ball! 261 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,390 Multi-ball! 262 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,385 (COWBOY SKELETON LAUGHING EVILLY) 263 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,803 (ALL SCREAMING) 264 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:30,888 Over there! 265 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,188 (PANTING) 266 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,314 COWBOY SKELETON: Where are you? 267 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,359 I'm not done teachin' you a lesson about cheating yet! 268 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,811 How are we ever gonna get out of here? 269 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,146 -Think, guys! -I'm trying- 270 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,278 But it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me. 271 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,118 (CHUCKLING) 272 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,366 Okay, don't worry, guys. 273 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,822 I know every inch of this machine. 274 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,953 There's a manual power switch inside. 275 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,910 I can sneak in there and turn off the game. 276 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,621 But we'll have to distract the cowboy guy. 277 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,380 Are either of you good at jumping up and down 278 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,333 and making annoying noises? 279 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,468 My time has come. 280 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,343 All right, let's go, Soos. Soos? 281 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,426 So are you, like, doing anything later or... 282 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,344 Right. 283 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,478 Come on out and show yourselves, varmints! 284 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,809 Hey! Hey! Hey! 285 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,309 Listen to me and look at what I'm doing! 286 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,189 (MIMICKING AIRPLANE) 287 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,355 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 288 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,655 Somethin' ain't right here. 289 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,858 -MABEL: Distraction! Distraction! -(DIPPER HUMMING) 290 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,989 -Let me see where this is goin'. -MABEL: La, la, la, la... 291 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,164 (GRUNTING) 292 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,501 Oh! (GASPS) 293 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,426 (LAUGHING) Yippee-ti-yi. 294 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,424 What? Where are ya? 295 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,130 (GRUNTING) 296 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,932 Darn it, I wish I had a neck! 297 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,474 Soos! Psst! What's going on? Just press the switch already! 298 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,602 Okay, so I was gonna do that, but I've been thinking. 299 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,153 According to this, turning off the power 300 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,813 erases the high score permanently. 301 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,445 That score is, like, my one big life accomplishment. 302 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,073 What? If you don't hurry up, we could die in here! 303 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,701 Fair point. But, what is life anyway, 304 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,157 when compared to the immortality of a high score? 305 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,833 Soos! Are you out of your... 306 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,165 COWBOY SKELETON: There y'all are. 307 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,668 Get ready to meet yer maker, kids! 308 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,343 My maker is Ballway Games in Redmond, Washington. 309 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,629 (YELLING) 310 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,302 (BOTH SCREAMING) 311 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,474 Mabel! 312 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,770 Soos! 313 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,347 MABEL: Soos, please! 314 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,015 Turn it off! 315 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,145 Uh... 316 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,317 (BOTH SCREAMING) 317 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,190 Goodbye, high score! 318 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,654 (GRUNTS) 319 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,776 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 320 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,662 (BOTH GASPING) 321 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,789 (GASPING) 322 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,287 Oh, you dudes okay? 323 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,713 Yeah, Soos. You did it! You freed us! 324 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,542 Hey, man, I'm sorry you had to lose your high score. 325 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,087 That's okay. I got a new life accomplishment now. 326 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,508 Saving you dudes. 327 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,592 -BOTH: Aw! -(SOOS CHUCKLING) 328 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,174 You think that pinball wench will call me? 329 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,520 I can't believe this nonsense! 330 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,190 Magic tonics? Soos winning at something? 331 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,648 Where do you come up with this stuff? I'll tell you a good story. 332 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,151 It's called "Grunkle Stan Wins the Football Bowl." 333 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,491 (GRUNTING) 334 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,488 (LAUGHS) 335 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,074 Mr. Pines. 336 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,456 I thought old folks were useless, 337 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,580 but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson. 338 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,706 (CHEERING) 339 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,622 Here's your football winning trophy, Mr. Pines! 340 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,047 Thanks, beautiful woman, 341 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,547 but I couldn't have done it without my sidekick, foot-bot. 342 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,589 Thank you for building me, Daddy. 343 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,511 (ALL LAUGHING) 344 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,842 I love you, Stan. 345 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,302 -(ALL JEERING) -I'm incredulous. 346 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,845 -Come on! Ridiculous! -Come on, that was really dumb! 347 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,851 What? That story was great. 348 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,933 I even threw in a talking robot for the kids. 349 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,270 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story. 350 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,772 A story called "Trooth Ache!" 351 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,660 This attraction is gonna make me a fortune! 352 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,910 Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition! 353 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,036 (ROARING) 354 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,788 No! No! 355 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,162 Aw! They're hugging! 356 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,621 So let me get this straight. 357 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,587 Your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle? 358 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,627 Nah. Come on. Everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. 359 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,173 No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear to drive! 360 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,474 (TIRES SCREECHING) 361 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,553 And the yellow light means speed up. 362 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,887 (SIREN WAILING) 363 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,063 Uh-oh! 364 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,814 What seems to be the problem, Officers? 365 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,019 (ROARING) 366 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,822 Now there had better be a darn good explanation for this. 367 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,990 Oh, there is. 368 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,620 You see, I'm a very old man, not long for this earth, 369 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,947 and the doctor's assigned me a seeing-eye bear 370 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,454 to drive me to the hospital in case of emergencies. 371 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,582 Is that right? Then where's your doctor's note? 372 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,044 Why, it's right here, inside my jacket! 373 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,541 Ah! There you go! 374 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,547 Well, I can't argue with Doctor Medicine. 375 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,382 To the hospital, honeypants! 376 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,550 (ROARS) 377 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,686 Grunkle Stan, how could you lie to those policemen? 378 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,064 Don't you know lying is always wrong? 379 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,769 Mabel, when you get to be my age, 380 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,855 you'll learn that sometimes you have to bend the truth 381 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,030 for the greater good. 382 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,363 Hey, has anyone seen my plate of spaghetti? 383 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,443 (SLURPS) 384 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,656 No. But I bet Soos has. You know how he likes to eat. 385 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,792 This is a dark day. Thanks, Grunkle Stan! 386 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,910 See? Greater good. 387 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,086 Ahh! 388 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,880 Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan? 389 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,794 (DEEP VOICE) He needs to stop lying. 390 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,054 (NORMAL VOICE) I know! But how do we stop him? 391 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,175 (DEEP VOICE) Maybe you should check Dipper's journal. Oink, oink. 392 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,976 (NORMAL VOICE) Say "Oink" one more time. 393 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,053 (DEEP VOICE) Oink, oink. 394 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,854 (NORMAL VOICE) Waddles, you genius! 395 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,685 "Buried 'neath a tree stump in the deep forest are Truth Teeth, 396 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,943 "which force upon the wearer an inability to lie." 397 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,698 Hmm... 398 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,489 (SNORING) 399 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,087 What's going on? What? Mabel? 400 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,139 Quick question. What happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate? 401 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,596 I ate it because I have little to no concern 402 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,679 for other people's possessions or emotions. 403 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,390 Huh. That was strangely candid. 404 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,022 Almost as if I'm unable to lie. Well, goodnight! 405 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,812 (SNORING) 406 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,780 (INAUDIBLE) 407 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,575 You what? That seems like a horrible idea! 408 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,118 It's great! Now he has to tell the truth. 409 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,495 Hmm. 410 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,447 Scrambled meat, here it is. 411 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,122 Stan, what do you do in secret every day during your lunch break? 412 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,710 Usually I spend the hour 413 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,713 aggressively scratching myself in places I shouldn't mention. 414 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,586 Now I'm going to avoid making eye contact 415 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,342 by pretending to read this newspaper. 416 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,670 And go to the bathroom without washing my hands. 417 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,129 BOTH: Ew! 418 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,506 Well, that was disturbing. 419 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,809 Don't worry, Dipper. The truth is always a good thing. 420 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,855 Excuse me. Do you think this T-shirt is my size? 421 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,273 Never mind the T-shirt! Hey, everybody! 422 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,977 Look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face! 423 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,152 (SHOCKED REACTIONS) 424 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,779 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 425 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,111 Doing my taxes. 426 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,868 Uh, Grunkle Stan, why did you write this? 427 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,747 Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud. 428 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,867 Might wanna tuck that one away there. 429 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,039 (VOCALIZING) 430 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,211 Oh, no! 431 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,710 (BOTH LAUGHING) 432 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,587 Sometimes I think, "Is this all there is?" 433 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,470 "Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? 434 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,213 "That we're all just biding our time 435 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,640 "until the sweet, sweet, release of death?" 436 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,722 (SHUDDERS) 437 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,349 (TV SHOW CONTINUES) 438 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,562 Kids! I think I have a growth forming on my back! 439 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,738 Just wanted to be honest with you guys! 440 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,859 I can't take it anymore, Mabel! 441 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,817 You have to take those teeth out of his mouth. 442 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,822 But then he'd be a liar again! 443 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,995 Could it possibly be any worse that this? 444 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,368 (DOORBELL RINGS) 445 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,369 So after further investigation, 446 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,203 turns out there is no Doctor Medicine in Gravity Falls. 447 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,834 You better have a durn good explanation for this! 448 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,462 Oh, and I do! You see, I lied to you. 449 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,968 In addition, I've been parking in handicap spaces, 450 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,386 shoplifting fireworks 451 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,761 and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. 452 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,807 Also, you're fat. 453 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,765 Is all this true? 454 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,143 No! No, it's not true! Right, Mabel? 455 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,694 Uh... Sirs, I have to be completely and totally honest with you. 456 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,023 Our Great Uncle Stan is... 457 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,859 (GROWLING) 458 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,913 Stan is secretly a crime fiction writer! 459 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,990 -What? -(CHUCKLING) Yeah! 460 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,917 He was just telling you about a character 461 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,917 from his upcoming page-turner, Crime Grandpa! 462 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,964 He's never committed a crime in his life! 463 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,129 Also, have you lost weight? 464 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,672 (CHUCKLING) 465 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,721 Well! Finally someone noticed. 466 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,470 Wow! An author! Can you teach me how to read? 467 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,847 What? Author? 468 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,646 (CHUCKLING) Writers! Masters of fiction. Goodnight, Officers! 469 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,809 (SIGHS) 470 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,265 Hey, you all right? 471 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,934 I can't believe I lied. 472 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,521 Mabel, it was for the greater good. 473 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,447 Yeah. The greater good. 474 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,115 STAN: Hello, police station? 475 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:49,075 Yeah, I forgot to tell 'em about my tax fraud. No, tax fraud. 476 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,411 -DIPPER: Get 'em out! -What's gotten into you kids? 477 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,706 We have to find a place to get rid of these. 478 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,124 (GRUNTING) 479 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,172 And I never saw that box full of magical teeth again. 480 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,003 Oh, wait! There it is. 481 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,050 (ALL GROAN) 482 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,014 Oh, sweet! My shoes! 483 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,636 I liked the part with the bear. The rest seemed pretty far-fetched. 484 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,971 Mabel, we already know that story. We just lived through it. 485 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,023 So if we're living through that story right now, 486 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,269 then how does it end? 487 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,068 Guys, do you see that? 488 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,983 Oh, what is that? 489 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,782 -Oh, no! -Where are we going? 490 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,451 -That doesn't look good. -(ALL SCREAMING) 491 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,329 (BLEATING) 492 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,906 (SCREAMING) 493 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,492 (GROANING) Where are we? 494 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,749 (GASPING) Look! The Shack! 495 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:43,008 Which means we came right back out the top! 496 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,755 And I don't think any time has passed. 497 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,928 It must be some kind of worm-hole. 498 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,381 Yeah, dude, that sounds sciency enough to be true. 499 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,426 (STAMMERS) But that's impossible! No one will believe us! 500 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,889 Maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves. 501 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,268 ALL: Agreed. 502 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,225 -(wool> CREAKING) -(STAN SCREAMING) 503 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,444 He'll be fine. 504 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,584 (SIGHS) 505 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,006 This is stupid. 36268

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