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MAN: (ON TV) Ladies and gentlemen!
We now return to Cash Wheel.
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Sponsored by Chipackerz,
the chip-flavored crackers!
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But they taste just like chips!
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(GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS)
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(DINGING)
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Congratulations! You're taking a...
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Cash Shower!
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(LAUGHING)
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I like that guy's style.
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Mr. Pines!
We got tourists at nine o'clock!
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A whole bus-load of them.
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(GOAT BLEATS)
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Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!
Soos, make some new attractions!
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You got it, boss! Where's the...
(MUTTERING)
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Wendy! Mark up those prices!
The higher the better!
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(SIGHS)
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Higher! Bleed 'em dry!
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Yeesh, Grunkle Stan!
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It's like when you look at tourists,
all you see are wallets with legs.
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That's not true.
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Thanks for taking me
to the Mystery Shack, Daddy!
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(LAUGHS) Now don't spend yourself
all in one place!
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I'm feeling car-sick!
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Clean-up on the front lawn!
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(SIGHS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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Ladies and gentle tourists,
looking around my Mystery Shack,
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you will see many
wondrous roadside attractions.
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Be amazed at the only known photo
of a horse riding another horse!
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That's... That's pretty good.
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'Oh!
_W°w!
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Be astounded
by the horrible pre-teen wolf-boy!
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Oh! Oh, look at him! All that hair!
His body's changing! Ah!
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Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.
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What?
I don't know "de meaning" of that word!
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(LAUGHING)
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If you throw money at him, he dances.
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(ALL wnooprue)
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Ow! Hey!
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(WHIMPERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Thank you!
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Behold! Mystery Shack
bumper stickers!
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You can stick 'em on your bumper
or over your husband's mouth!
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Am I right, ladies?
She knows what I'm talkin' about.
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(GIGGLING)
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You are bad! How much?
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Hey! It's on the house.
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That's the Mabel difference!
Thanks for visiting!
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STAN: What!
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What the heck
do you think you're doing?
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Business! Ching, ching, ching!
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Listen, kid, you don't make money
by giving stuff away!
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-You're off of register duty!
-But...
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No buts except yours out the door!
Now shut your yap and get to work.
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Grunkle Stan, whatever happened
to "Please" and "Thank you?" Hmm?
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Oh, wait, here they are!
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(VOCALIZES)
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(LAUGHS)
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Ugh! "Please" never made me
any money, kid.
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In fact, just saying the word
is giving me a burning sensation.
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Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear
this wolf costume?
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-I think I'm getting hookworm.
-(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, gluing dog hair to your body
will do that.
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You have all these dumb,
fake exhibits in the Shack.
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Meanwhile, I've seen actual
amazing things in the forest every day!
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What if you hunted down
a real attraction,
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instead of lying to people for a living?
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And you should be nicer
to your employees, too!
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Yeah!
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(SIGHS) Look, you guys got a problem
with how I run the Shack,
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take it up with
the complaints department.
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Zing! (CHUCKLES)
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I am going to write them such a letter.
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And don't stop till you've covered
that sign with glitter!
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Glittery signs attract tourists!
Also large birds!
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-(SCREECHING)
-Ahhh!
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(CHUCKLES) That's funny.
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Okay, is it just me,
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or is having Grunkle Stan as a boss
seriously the worst?
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I know, right?
Why do we even put up with it?
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I tried to give him a suggestion
to improve the Shack once.
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I had this idea where I could be, like,
the Mystery Shack mascot.
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Question y the Question Mark.
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I'd ask people questions, you know,
do the question dance.
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That sounds amazing!
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-Oh, cool!
-Yeah, totally!
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Yeah, well,
Stan said I couldn't handle it.
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He said what!
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And remember, folks,
we put the "Fun" in "No refunds!"
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Ha-ha! Suckers.
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-You!
-(SCREAMS)
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Grunkle Stan,
you've gone too far this time!
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Did you seriously tell Soos
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not to follow his hopes and dreams
because he "Couldn't handle it"?
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Look, kid, let me break it down for ya.
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Being a boss
is about commanding respect.
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If you give people everything
they ask for, they'll walk all over you.
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No way!
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I bet you'd make
way more money being nice
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than being a big, grumpy grump
to everyone all the time!
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Ha! You think you know
more about business than I do?
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You think you could wear this hat?
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Yeah! 'Cause I'd give people respect!
And glittery stickers!
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Ha! I'd make more money on vacation
than you would running this place.
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Then why don't you go on vacation?
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Interesting.
All right, I'm a wagering man.
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Three clays, 72 hours.
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You run the Shack,
and I'll go on vacation.
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If you make more money than me,
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I guess it means you're right
about the way I run my business.
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But, if you lose, um, you gotta wear
this "Loser" shirt all summer.
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Fine! But if I win, I get to be the boss
for the rest of the summer.
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Plus, you have to sing
an apologizing song,
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with lyrics by me, Mabel.
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Oh-ho! You got yourself a deal, miss y!
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-No, you got yourself a deal!
-Deal!
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-Deal!
-Deal!
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Deal!
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Deal.
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See you in 72 hours! Ha-ha!
We'll see who makes more money.
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(STAN LAUGHING)
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Mabel, did you just make a bet
with a professional con-man?
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Oh, come on.
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Being a better boss
than Stan will be a cinch!
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Profit, here we come!
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-You broke the jar.
-We'll get a new one.
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I guess I shouldn't be too worried.
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I mean, how much money
could Stan even make on vacation?
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Can I help you, sir?
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I'm here to take
all the cash from your wheel.
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You wanted to see us, Mr. Pines?
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Stan is no longer with us.
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He's dead? No! It should have been me!
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Whoa! Soos, Stan's not dead.
He's on vacation for three clays.
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We made a bet.
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Thank you for that clarification.
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Mabel's in charge now!
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Are those shoulder pads?
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Uh-huh.
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It's just one of the many
up-to-date managerial tricks
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I learned from this book I found
propping up the kitchen table.
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(SLURPING)
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Why does your mug say "Number two"?
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Because the real number one is you.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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-I get it!
-Morale!
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Walk with me.
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With me as boss, you're gonna notice
a few changes around here.
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My job is to help you be
your best S.E.L.V.E.S.
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(READING LIST)
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Great listening ears so far.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Waddles, hold my calls.
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(OINKS)
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All right, people, now rap with me.
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Wendy, how can I make
your workspace more Wendy-friendly?
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Hmm, well, Stan never lets me hang out
with friends at work.
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Stan ain't here, sister. Door's open!
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-Sweet!
-And, Soos! I believe this is yours.
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Question y the Question Mark!
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I wish this was an exclamation point
to show how excited I am.
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As for you, Dipper"-
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Die, wolf costume! Die!
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I want you to head into those woods
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and don't come back until you've found
an amazing attraction.
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Finally! Time to show Stan
how a real mystery hunter does it!
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(GRUNTING)
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Dipper out! Ahhh!
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Okay, guys, it's time to prove
that nice bosses finish first.
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In the next 48 hours,
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we're gonna fill up this jar
with $600 billion!
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BOTH: Yeah!
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Wait, do you know how money works?
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Of course.
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Waddles, run down to the shop
and grab me a latte.
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(SQUEALS)
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He's a hungry little guy!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Ugh, this line is taking forever!
Time to use my old-man powers.
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Ahhh! I'm having a heart attack!
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And the only cure is to be
a contestant on Cash Wheel.
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Oh! Someone give me a part! I'm old!
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Should we escort him off the lot?
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That man is
a self-centered attention hog
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with no regard for human decency.
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Get him on TV!
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(WOMAN SINGING) Whoa! Yeah!
Come on, girls
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Shoulder pads!
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Make that money
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Mabel's the boss now
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Working girls
Show the boys
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Make the money
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Timecards! Timecards! Timecards!
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Boss, boss, boss!
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It's beautiful!
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(ALL TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)
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Thank you! Oh-ho, see you soon!
Tell 'em Mabel sent you!
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Mabel, I captured something!
This is gonna blow those tourists away!
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Marvelous work, valued employee!
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(GASPS)
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Who's that?
Is it Question y the Question Mark?
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Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts
about this, Mabel.
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I keep forgetting my lines,
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and this costume is more revealing
than I expected.
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Soos, don't give up.
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Anything is possible when you,
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"Imaginize it."
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-But I don't know what that means.
-(SHUSHING)
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Believe in yourself!
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But I...
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(wmo BLOWING)
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So... So cold.
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How's my favorite Wendy?
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(LAUGHTER)
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-Yeah, okay, all right.
-Look out! Look out!
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Yeah! Keep it going!
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Oh, what's this?
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(sesame)
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Billy! Your face! It's ruined!
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I'm so sorry! Please, have a refund.
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Wendy, you've got
a lot of cleaning up to do.
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Please?
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Whoa, all this rule stuff's
starting to make you sound like Stan.
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What? No! I'm nothing like Stan!
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In fact, take the rest of the day off?
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With full pay?
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Of course!
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
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Mabel Pines,
you are the best boss ever.
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I'm Question y the Question Mark!
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Ahhh!
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, dude! It stings so bad!
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...
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ALL: Cash Wheel!
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Now let's meet those contestants!
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I'm Doug, from Fairfield, California!
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I'm Donna, from...
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I'm Stan! Stan Pines!
(LAUGHING)
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Did we already do me? Hello, I'm Stan.
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(LAUGHS) Okay, well.
It's gonna be a long night, folks.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,166
It's time to...
250
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,422
(LAUGHING)
251
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,717
It's time to solve that puzzle. Carla!
252
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,590
-Yes, Rich?
-Are there any S's?
253
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,467
Actually, it's not your turn yet...
254
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,598
I'm ready to solve.
255
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,049
No, the game hasn't started.
256
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,681
Is it "Shut your yaps"?
257
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,311
(APPLAUSE)
258
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,393
Well played!
259
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,651
Cash shower,
cash shower, cash shower!
260
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,407
(DINGING)
261
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,825
HOST: Cash shower!
262
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,320
Yes! (SCATTING)
263
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,576
Mr. Pines, no!
You don't need to take your clothes off!
264
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,911
No! Go to commercial!
Go to commercial!
265
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,912
DIPPER: Ladies and gentlemen!
266
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,299
My name's Honest Dipper,
and unlike my cheating uncle,
267
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,502
I have something to show you
that isn't a hoax!
268
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,513
It nearly killed me
getting him into that cage. Behold!
269
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,425
Part gremlin, part goblin.
The gremloblin!
270
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,434
(GROWLING)
271
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,393
Well, that's fun!
272
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,105
It's fake, honey.
You can see the strings!
273
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,399
What? Those aren't strings!
That's body hair!
274
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,485
Ah, look at this,
dear, the six-pack-a-lope.
275
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,571
(CHUCKLES) Wordplay!
276
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,539
No, everything else here is fake.
277
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,916
This is a real paranormal beast.
278
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,789
Hey, fun fact about this little guy,
279
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,170
if you look into his eyes,
you can see your worst nightmare.
280
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,213
Amazing, right? I work for tips.
281
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,509
(SIREN WAILING)
282
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,220
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
283
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,560
Thanks again for visiting!
284
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,812
(SIGHS)
285
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,600
Thanks for shopping with us!
(PANTING) I'll get that!
286
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,651
(LAUGHING)
287
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,444
Here ya go!
288
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,492
Sorry! Have a refund!
That's the Mabel Difference!
289
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,695
(SIGHS)
290
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,366
Well, I just made two people go insane.
How about you?
291
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,950
I'm so tired.
292
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,457
I gave Wendy the day off,
so I had to do her job.
293
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,414
Well, maybe you need to start being
a little bit tougher around here?
294
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,670
No way! That's what Stan would do!
295
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,712
I just need to think positive, be friendly,
and everything will work out fine!
296
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,171
(ROARING)
297
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,392
(ALL SCREAMING)
298
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,427
What?
299
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,478
How did he get out of his locked cage?
300
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,646
Well...
301
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,350
Huh?
302
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,528
You gave him a break?
303
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,152
He's an employee! Sort of.
304
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,858
We gotta round him up! Where's Soos?
305
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,116
He was stressed out, so I told him
to take a soothing nature walk!
306
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,580
Hello? Civilization?
307
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,499
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
308
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,200
(HOWLING)
309
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,915
Doggie?
310
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,045
(SNARLING)
311
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,593
Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is
poised to become our grand champion.
312
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,595
Anything to say to your fans out there?
313
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,381
See you tomorrow night, Mabel!
314
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,515
(LAUGHING)
315
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,767
(ROARING)
316
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,496
What do we do?
317
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,574
He's awarding himself stickers
that he didn't even earn!
318
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,791
Uh... Got it! "When fighting a gremloblin,
use water...
319
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,417
(GROWLING)
320
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:29,627
"...only as a last resort, as water
will make him much, much scarier."
321
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,302
Who writes sentences like that!
322
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,298
(CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMES)
323
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,471
Don't worry.
He's gotta leave eventually.
324
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,358
(SINGING) I'm the singin' salmon
Spending all day jammin'
325
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,692
I'm the singin' salmon
Spending all day jammin'
326
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,613
I'm the singin' salmon
Spending all day jammin'
327
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,410
Ugh! Why doesn't he just leave?
328
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,781
(SNIFFING)
329
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,700
-Our profits!
-Mabel! Wait!
330
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,954
Stop! Stop!
331
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,044
Uh!
332
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,710
Don't look into his evil eye.
You'll see your worst nightmare!
333
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,464
I wish we had an evil eye to show him.
Oh, no!
334
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,051
Wait! Hey, Monster!
335
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,973
Take a look at this!
336
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,397
(GROWLING INDISTINCTLY)
337
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,725
(ANGUISHED ROAR)
338
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,985
Well, at least he didn't do
that much damage.
339
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,156
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
340
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,236
Oh, boy-
341
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,662
Dipper! It's the third clay!
342
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,911
We've only got seven hours
to earn back our profits,
343
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,788
or I've got to wear
that loser shirt all summer.
344
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,704
Hey, guys! Am I nuts,
or does this place look different?
345
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,544
Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you!
346
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,594
We've got a lot of work to do,
but if we hurry, we can still beat Stan.
347
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:59,094
Uh... Yeah, I've got a little headache,
so maybe I should, like, not work today.
348
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,051
And I actually just met
this pack of wolves,
349
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,602
and I think they're gonna, like,
raise me as one of their own.
350
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,225
So I should really be
at the den right now.
351
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,686
-But...
-But, hey, we'll see you on Monday!
352
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,769
Uh, BT-dubs,
is anyone gonna eat these?
353
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,656
Enough!
354
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,117
I have had it!
355
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,366
I fought a monster
to save this business,
356
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,992
and this how you repay me?
357
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,870
I'm gonna get an ulcer
from your lollygagging!
358
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,042
Lollygaggiflg?
359
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,416
Ulcer? You're acting different.
360
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,746
You shut your yaps!
361
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,961
-(ALL GASP)
-I've been doing everyone's jobs,
362
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,167
while you bums
have been bleeding me dry!
363
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,252
-But...
-No buts,
364
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,510
except yours on the floor, cleaning.
Now quit loafing and get to work!
365
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,590
Yes, Mabel.
366
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,175
That's "Yes, boss"!
367
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,223
(GASPS)
368
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,021
Dipper, what have I become?
369
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,978
What you had to, Mabel.
What you had to.
370
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,187
We've got seven hours
to turn this around!
371
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,775
Let's go, people!
372
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,525
You landed on Cash Flood!
373
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,234
(LAUGHING)
374
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,079
I'm giving none of this to charity!
375
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,706
And now you can go home
a thousand-aire,
376
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,456
or you could risk everything to
double your money with a bonus word!
377
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,914
Rich, I'm a simple man.
378
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,465
So I'm going to take my winnings,
379
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,420
pack my bags,
and bet them all on the bonus word!
380
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,801
-Come on!
-(ALL CHEERING)
381
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,805
Time is money, hard-head!
382
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,013
You got complaints,
file 'em with the complaint department!
383
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,268
(GROANS) My back.
384
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,109
Dipper! We got tourists at nine o'clock!
385
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,987
But what do I show them?
Real magic just freaks people out!
386
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,939
Figure something out, knucklehead!
387
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,828
Ladies and gentle-tourists!
This Shack is filled with wonders
388
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,996
never before seen by human eyes.
389
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,541
Behold! The horrible
giant Question Baby!
390
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,750
Am I man? Am I baby?
These are legitimate questions.
391
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,206
(ALL GASPING)
392
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,003
Have your picture taken
with it for a buck...
393
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,459
Uh... Ten bucks! A hundred bucks!
394
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,962
(ALL CLAMORING)
395
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,890
We put the "Fun" in "No refunds"!
396
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,219
-How'd we do?
-We filled the whole jar!
397
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,017
(ALL CHEERING)
398
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,228
Minus the money
to replace all the furniture,
399
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,019
supplies to fix the Shack,
that leaves us...
400
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,775
$1.
401
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,322
(ALL GASP)
402
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,866
Tick-tock! Time's up, kids.
403
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:23,944
Oh, no!
404
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,328
Nice to see you learned
how to dress while I was gone.
405
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,907
How much did you beat us by?
406
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,871
I won $300,000.
407
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,001
(GASPS)
408
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,794
And then...
409
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,419
For a chance
to double your cash or lose it all,
410
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,798
what is a six-letter word you use
to ask for something politely?
411
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,926
For example, "May I blank have that?"
412
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,884
Do I look like an idiot, folks?
The word is "Gimmee", two Es.
413
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,056
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
414
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,056
-(ALL GROANING)
-Ooh!
415
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,637
You know,
because you've gone this far,
416
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,268
we're gonna give you one more chance.
417
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,809
Let's try again. It's a "P" word.
418
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,690
Some might even say
it's the "Magic word."
419
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,647
Pabracadabra. Final answer.
420
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,949
-(BUZZER SOUNDING)
-I'm sorry, Stan, but the word is...
421
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,155
"Please."
422
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,825
Apparently that word
can make you money.
423
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:12,242
So wait, if you lost everything,
then that means, Mabel, you won!
424
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,997
-Whoo!
-You did it.
425
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,166
Wait, what did we win again?
426
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,083
(SIGHS) Well, according to our bet,
I guess Mabel's the new boss?
427
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,212
-No.
-No.
428
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,339
-Please don't.
-Don't do that.
429
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,420
Huh, what?
430
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,132
Grunkle Stan, I had no idea
how hard it was being boss!
431
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,887
This place was coo-coo bananas
432
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,686
until I started barking orders
at people like you.
433
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,683
Yeah, well, I gotta admit,
434
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,599
it's kinda nice to be back, ya know?
435
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,935
Okay, okay, that's enough! Get offa me.
436
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,362
And, Soos, Wendy,
437
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,860
get to work!
438
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:43,982
Ahem.
439
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,527
Please. (GROANS) Still hurts.
440
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,612
Mabel, didn't your agreement
say something about
441
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,698
Stan having to do
some kind of apology dance if he lost?
442
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,952
(STAMMERS) No. No, it didn't!
443
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,957
Actually, yeah,
I think I have it in my notes here.
444
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,503
No! That never happened!
445
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:58,796
Ha-ha! I'll get the camera!
446
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,590
All right. Let me just...
447
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,130
Grunkle Stan!
448
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,925
Look, I'm not gonna...
449
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,005
MABEL: DO it!
450
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:13,061
(SINGING) I'm Stan, and I was wrong
I'm singing the Stan wrong song
451
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:18,062
I shouldn't have taken that chance
Now here's my remorseful dance
452
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,312
MABEL: Do the kicks!
453
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,018
(GRUNTS)
454
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,524
Jazzier!
455
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,698
BLEATS}
-Hey! Give me that!
456
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,279
(GROANS) My back.
457
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,657
What do you think?
458
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,488
-(SQUEALS)
-Take 30!
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