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GIDEON: Zombie attack? Never works.
They don't take orders.
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Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit.
Heh, no, thank you.
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Demon caterpillars?
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Drat! There must be a perfect way
to exact vengeance on the Pines family.
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It's not enough to harm 'em,
I need to take something from 'em.
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Something that'll give me
ultimate power!
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Wait, of course!
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(WHISPERS) It's perfect.
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MAN: (ON TV) You've gone too far
this time, Duck-tective.
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-(QUACKING HEARD ON TV)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Welcome to a world of mystery!
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Stan Pines?
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The tax collector! You found me!
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I-la!
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Which one of these is the trap door?
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Mr. Pines, I'm from the
Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest
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and you are our big winner!
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Eh?
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My one and only dream,
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which was to possess money,
has come true!
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We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!
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I'm gonna buy a talking horse!
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-Just sign here for the money.
-You bet!
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I-la!
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Stanford, you fool!
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You just signed over
the Mystery Shack to widdle 0|' me!
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Ah-ha! Cha-cha.
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-(BOTH GASP)
-Little 0|' me.
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Uh, you might want to
take another look there.
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"The Shack is hereby signed over
to... Suck a lemon, little man."
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How dare you!
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(LAUGHING)
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I am not a threat to be taken lightly.
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(STRAINING)
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Come here, hon, I need your arms.
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I'll get you, Stanford Pines.
I'll get you all!
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-Want to see what else is on TV?
-Yeah, okay.
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-Yeah, all right.
-It could be fun.
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My favorite part is the theme song.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Little guy to black space nine.
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It's a "Pawn," that's not your color,
and stop stealing the tiny horses.
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They like it better in here.
Don't you, babies?
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(WHINNIES)
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-And checkmate!
-What?
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BED]
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DIPPER: Oh!
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Dipper wins again!
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Yo, Mabel, can you pass
me that brain in the jar?
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-The lady one.
-I got it.
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Thanks, but Mabel's taller.
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What? No, she's not.
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We're the same height.
We've always been.
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Better check again, dude.
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Yeah. She's got exactly
one millimeter on you.
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-What?
-Whoa!
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Don't you see
what's happening, Dipper?
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This millimeter is just the beginning.
I'm evolving into the superior sibling.
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Bigger! Stronger!
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Like some kind of alpha twin.
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Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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Come on, guys,
nobody even uses millimeters.
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It only makes you
taller than me in Canada.
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You know, Dipper,
I've always wanted a little brother.
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Who knew I already had one! Yeah!
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I was awoken by the sound of mockery.
Where is it?
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Show me the object of ridicule!
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-I'm taller than Dipper.
-By one millimeter!
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Hey-hey.
Don't get "short" with your sister.
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Now, Grunkle Stan,
I hope you don't think "little" of him!
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Yeah! And he's short!
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Dude, maybe you should
lay off a tiny bit.
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Ha! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!
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No, no, I didn't mean that.
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Dipper will forget.
He's got a three-two-one...
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-Short term memory!
-Short term memory!
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Pow! We are on fire!
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Ow! Ooh. That's... Ah!
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I high-five hard.
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Uh! Stupid Mabel. I'm not short!
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(STRAINING)
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Oh, come on!
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There's gotta be some way to get taller.
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Let's see...
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"Legends of miniature buffalo and
giant squirrels have led me to believe
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"there are height-altering properties
hidden deep within the forest."
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Hmm.
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(GROANS)
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Oh.
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Whoa!
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(EAGLE SHRIEKING)
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-Huh? Oh.
-(GROWLING)
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Is that mountain lion tiny
or just far away in perspective?
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Perspective! Perspective!
(SCREAMS)
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(PURRS)
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It still hurts, but less!
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Whoa!
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What the heck.
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Smaller.
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Bigger.
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Too big!
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I've been buying big clothes.
I'll grow into them.
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Hey, guys.
Notice anything different about me?
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Holy hot-sauce!
You've grown an extra millimeter!
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What?
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What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.
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Yeah, mine happened first.
I'm gonna be taller in the end.
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-It's science, Dipper.
-What?
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-But, we're the same height now.
-Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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Oh, yeah?
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Something tells me I've got another
growth spurt coming on right now.
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Give it up, Dipper!
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(GASPS)
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What happened?
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You know, puberty and stuff.
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It doesn't make any sense!
Just a second ago you were...
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Wait a minute! This is some kind
of magic y thing, isn't it?
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Was it a wizard or something?
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There's a wizard in this closet,
isn't there? Isn't there?
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What? No!
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You're telling me
there is not a wizard in this closet?
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You're telling me
that if I open this door right now...
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Fine! Open it!
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An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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-Oy, you.
-Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.
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Inside this jar, I have
1,000 cursed Egyptian super-termites.
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Hand over the deed to your property
or I'll smash this jar with a bat
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and they'll devour this shack
with you inside.
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-Hey, what's that?
-Huh?
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(GASPS) Oh, no! Get it off!
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Hey, Soos, get in here!
I want to take pictures of this!
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Y'all may have won the battle.
But mark my words, Stanford!
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Your family has a weak spot,
and I'm gonna find it.
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Ahhh! My hair!
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Does he only respond to incantations?
Expecto Wizarium! Wizzle! Wizar...
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It's not a wizard!
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I grew myself
using this magic flashlight!
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Let me see that thing!
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I'll be back for you later!
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(DIPPER GROANS)
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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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BOTH: Huh?
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-Aah!
-It's okay. It can shrink things, too.
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-Normal-hand-karate-chop!
-Hey!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Whoa!
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Hey, give it back!
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MABEL: Never!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Curse the Pines family!
Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse...
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My, my, what delightful manner
of doohickery is this?
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Maybe he didn't see us use it
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and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight
that can grow and shrink things.
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-Really?
-Click. Boop.
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BOTH: No, no, no!
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(BELLOWING LAUGH)
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(AIR HORN BLOWS)
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Friends, I wish I was a highway
so I could have the honor
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of being rode upon by automobiles
as fine as these ones right ch'er.
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(SNARLS)
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Engine possum at no extra charge.
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I want that there car!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Say there, son, what's in the jar?
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That's my widdle secret!
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Aw!
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(GIGGLES)
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Mouth-breathing fools.
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Mother.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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You two.
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What are you going to do with us?
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Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair
on your itty bitty head.
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If you agree to be my queen!
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We live in a democracy. And never!
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Maybe you'll
change your mind after this.
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No! I will fight you until the day I...
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(GASPS) Gummy Koalas!
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(MUNCHING)
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As for you, bOY,
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tell me, how exactly did you
come upon this magic item, hmm?
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Did somebody tell you about it?
Did you read about it somewhere?
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-Lean closer and I'll tell you.
-Well, don't mind if I...
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-(AIR HORN BLASTS)
-Aah!
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(HEAVY BREATHING)
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I could squash you right now!
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Steel yourself, Gideon.
You can use them.
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You can use them.
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Soos, this maze of mirrors is your
best idea that I'm taking credit for yet!
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We're gonna make a fortune!
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-Have my ears always been this big?
-(PHONE RINGS)
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I'm comin'!
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One day.
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-(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
-(GROANS)
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GIDEON: (OVER PHONE)
Stanford Pines.
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Listen to me very closely,
I have your niece and nephew.
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Hand over the deed
to the Mystery Shack right now
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or great harm will befall them!
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-This is Gideon, by the way.
-(STAN LAUGHING)
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Oh, yeah.
This has gotta be your worst plot yet.
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They're fine.
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I saw them playing
in the yard minutes ago.
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I have them in my possession!
You don't believe me?
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I will text you a photo.
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"Text" me a "photo"?
Now you're not even speaking English.
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GIDEON: But...
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Hello? Hello!
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(GRUNTS)
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Ahhh!
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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What am I doing? I don't need ransom.
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I have this! I'll shrink Stan
and take the Shack for myself!
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Y'all will be helpless to stop me!
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And if any of you
step out of line, smash!
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(CACKLES)
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BUD: Gideon, the ice cream
truck is here!
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Oh. Coming!
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(GIGGLES)
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Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming!
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(SQUEAKING)
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We got to get out of here and save Stan.
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I know! I will see you later.
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Okay, how are we going to do this?
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Gideon's got magic
and like a zillion inches on us.
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On the bright side, at least we're finally
the same height again.
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Actually...
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(DIPPER GRUNTING)
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You're still taller?
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Argh! How did this happen?
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I guess it's another mystery.
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Just another reason
we gotta get that flashlight back.
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Cheekums, to freedom!
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To freedom!
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Aw! You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!
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I have a plan.
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(MUNCHING)
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Clean me!
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Father, could you give widdle ol' me
a wide to the Mystery Shack?
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Oh, I'd love to, sugar-pie,
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but I have a heck
of a lot of cars to sell, I do.
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(LAUGHS)
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No, no! Don't tickle me! No!
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Never! Never tickle me!
What have I told you? What have I...
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Look at me. What have I told you?
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Tickling is no laughing matter.
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00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,063
-There we go.
-Do you still need a ride?
251
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,820
I'll just take the bus!
252
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,071
"Ivah!
253
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,911
Precious memories.
254
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,330
Just keep vacuuming.
Just keep vacuuming.
255
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,452
Come on!
256
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,082
We need to get higher.
257
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,964
Yeah, especially you
because you're short.
258
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,420
Mabel! Up there.
259
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:18,305
What cute little thing are you off to,
you cute little cutey-face?
260
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,734
I'm going to annihilate
my archenemy's entire family!
261
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,107
Oh. Okay!
262
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,688
(WEAKLY) Yay!
263
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,781
He's heading to shrink Stan!
264
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,782
Oh, flying discount dollar,
265
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,207
if only you could fly us back
to the Mystery Shack.
266
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,624
Maybe it can.
267
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,415
(GASPS)
268
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,672
MY SKY-high prices!
269
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,503
DIPPER: Yeah!
MABEL: Whoa-hon:!
270
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,430
Down there!
271
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,715
MABEL: Yay:
DIPPER: Whoa:!
272
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,642
To the Mystery Shack!
273
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,718
(SHOUTS)
274
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,349
DIPPER: Yeah! Whoa-hoe!
MABEL: Yeah!
275
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,056
BOTH: Oh! Yeah!
276
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,777
We're just in time.
277
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,984
-But how are we going to stop him?
-(PECKING)
278
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,735
(SCREAMS) Shoo! Ah!
279
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,615
(DIPPER GRUNTING)
280
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,696
Leave that to Mabel!
281
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,780
(LAUGHING)
282
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,457
(HUMMING)
283
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,957
I'm coming for you, Stanford. Ow!
284
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,172
I'm sorry, gummy friend!
285
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,624
It's for the greater good.
286
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,085
Ow! One of those
infernal Gummy Koalas
287
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,841
has gotten into my perfect hair!
288
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,549
I can't defeat Stan looking like this!
289
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,266
Whoa'! Whoo-ee!
290
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,392
Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.
291
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,896
Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow
us back to equal height, right?
292
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,773
Dipper! That doesn't matter right now!
293
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,821
Well, if it doesn't matter
then why don't you just do it?
294
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,943
Argh! Why are you acting so weird?
295
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,868
Why can't you just accept
that I'm a little bit taller than you?
296
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,569
Oh, I'm acting weird?
297
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,201
You're the one
who keeps calling me names and stuff!
298
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,125
-Oh, what? You mean like Little...
-Don't say it!
299
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,498
GIDEON: Little Dipper.
300
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,704
'Ah!
301
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,417
I dare say you would've defeated me,
if it wasn't for your sibling bickering.
302
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,969
The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines!
303
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,849
BOTH: No!
304
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,481
Well, well, Stanford, it appears
I've finally gotten the best of...
305
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,682
Huh?
306
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,892
What!
307
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,024
All right,
something's definitely different here.
308
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,229
(ALL GRUNT)
309
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,031
DIPPER: Whoa!
310
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,528
Tell me where Stan is!
311
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,405
Never! You'll never find Stan.
312
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,237
On the second door
to the left down the hall.
313
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,868
Wait, why did I say that?
314
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,660
Stanford, I'm coming for ya!
315
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,291
(ALL GRUNTING)
316
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,924
I guess I kind of Soosed that one up,
didn't I?
317
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,126
It's not your fault, Soos.
318
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,758
I'm the guy who put together
that shrinking device.
319
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,590
I guess it's just...
You kept teasing me, Mabel.
320
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,552
Like, all day. What was that all about?
321
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,223
I guess it's that,
you're better at me at, like, everything.
322
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,104
And you always rub it in my face.
323
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,029
Chess, checkers, ping pong.
324
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:17,826
I guess I finally felt like I was winning
at something for once.
325
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,745
Oh, man, now I feel like a big jerk.
326
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,494
Don't you mean a little jerk?
327
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,825
-Oh.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
328
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,753
All right, I walked into that one.
Are we cool?
329
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,751
-We're cool.
-Am I cool?
330
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,379
-You're cool, Soos.
-Yes!
331
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,011
(GASPS)
332
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,429
Stanford!
333
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,506
Oh, hi, Gideon!
334
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,387
I've been looking for someone
to try out my new mirror maze.
335
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,062
Then again, you're an idiot.
That's the end of the sentence.
336
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,560
You come back here!
337
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,223
STAN: Try and find me, twerp.
338
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,645
(STAN LAUGHING)
339
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,855
Let's get that flashlight
before Gideon gets Stan.
340
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,908
There it is!
341
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,782
(ALL GRUNTING)
342
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,036
Whoa! His hair's so shiny.
343
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,413
No! Don't look directly at it!
344
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,622
This neck is really squishy.
Look! I'm making fat angels!
345
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,208
Ew! Termites!
346
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,545
Tell my story!
347
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,798
Oh.
348
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,798
Hey, there you are!
349
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,227
Thought you could get away
from me, eh, corn chip?
350
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,151
Eh'.
351
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,320
BOTH: Ah!
352
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,651
Ahhh!
353
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,486
(STAN LAUGHING)
354
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,820
[[511
355
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,908
Hey, watch the merchandise!
356
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,621
(GRUNTING)
357
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,543
You little troll!
358
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:58,593
These mirrors cost me 10...
I mean, 25... Five hun...
359
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,296
$500 each.
And you're paying for all of 'em!
360
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,052
Au contra-lire, it will be you who pays!
361
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,633
Grunkle Stan is doomed!
362
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,890
Not completely doomed! To his armpit!
363
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,143
-Uh-uh.
-Just, come on!
364
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,770
Whoa! What is that thing?
365
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,603
Finally, after all these years,
after every humiliation!
366
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,985
Your business, your family,
everything will finally be mine!
367
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,067
You have no one to protect you now!
368
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,655
Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee...
Gideon Glee...
369
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,458
(LAUGHING)
370
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,834
Uh. I don't even know
how to respond to this.
371
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,131
No! Stop it!
372
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,711
Look, kid.
I think this rivalry thing is getting to you.
373
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,594
Ha. I understand, I mean,
I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.
374
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,392
[[511
375
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,265
Hey, now, come on.
You'll get me one of these days.
376
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,224
Maybe, you know, run your evil plan
by some friends next time, huh?
377
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,653
Workshop it.
But first get your issues in order there.
378
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,444
Up, up. Over the carpet, there we go,
379
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,200
around the end table and out the door.
380
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,747
BOTH: Whoa!
381
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,330
My light!
382
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,913
You're the light of my life, too, pal.
383
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,088
Whoa'!
384
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,334
Freak show.
385
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,134
-After you.
-It's okay, you can go first if you want...
386
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,440
Hey, you let me keep
my extra millimeter!
387
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,561
You earned it.
388
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,940
-Aw, thanks, "Little brother."
-Stop it.
389
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,113
Guess we should destroy this thing.
390
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,942
You know, so it doesn't fall
into the wrong hands and junk.
391
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,621
Seems like the smart thing to do.
392
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,823
MABEL: Die! Die!
393
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,874
SOOS: There you dudes are!
394
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,576
I've been trying to get your attention!
395
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,256
-Glue.
-Lots of glue.
396
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,551
Oh, son, don't you mind
that Stanford Pines.
397
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,130
You'll get your revenge
one of these days.
398
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,765
No! It's not just about revenge!
399
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,968
I want that shack. The physical building.
400
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,223
But why?
401
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,103
Because it holds a secret
you couldn't possibly imagine.
402
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,730
(EVIL LAUGH)
403
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,561
Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?
404
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,192
Did you pick out all the nuts?
405
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,943
Mmm-hmm.
406
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,024
(SNORTING)
407
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,530
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
408
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:29,907
Little more?
409
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,489
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
410
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,915
GIDEON: That's good.
411
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,913
(DOORBELL RINGS)
412
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,666
Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse
Coupon Savers Contest
413
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,419
and you are our big winner!
414
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,546
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
415
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,629
I guess we'll have to give the prize
to our runner-up winner.
416
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,092
"Fiddleford H. McGucket."
417
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,099
How would you like $10,000,000?
418
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,396
It's my dream come true!
419
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,227
Cross this town off our list.
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