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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,335 GIDEON: Zombie attack? Never works. They don't take orders. 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,880 Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit. Heh, no, thank you. 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,456 Demon caterpillars? 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,802 Drat! There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family. 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,927 It's not enough to harm 'em, I need to take something from 'em. 6 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,474 Something that'll give me ultimate power! 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,892 Wait, of course! 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,391 (WHISPERS) It's perfect. 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,939 MAN: (ON TV) You've gone too far this time, Duck-tective. 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,896 -(QUACKING HEARD ON TV) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,573 Welcome to a world of mystery! 12 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,071 Stan Pines? 13 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,402 The tax collector! You found me! 14 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,862 I-la! 15 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,619 (PANTING) 16 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:43,949 (GRUNTING) 17 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,785 Which one of these is the trap door? 18 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:50,123 Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest 19 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:54,131 and you are our big winner! 20 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,470 Eh? 21 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,343 My one and only dream, 22 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,051 which was to possess money, has come true! 23 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,886 We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler! 24 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,721 I'm gonna buy a talking horse! 25 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:08,149 -Just sign here for the money. -You bet! 26 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,270 I-la! 27 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,897 Stanford, you fool! 28 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:15,448 You just signed over the Mystery Shack to widdle 0|' me! 29 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:16,945 Ah-ha! Cha-cha. 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,525 -(BOTH GASP) -Little 0|' me. 31 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:22,113 Uh, you might want to take another look there. 32 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:26,951 "The Shack is hereby signed over to... Suck a lemon, little man." 33 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,253 How dare you! 34 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,330 (LAUGHING) 35 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,633 I am not a threat to be taken lightly. 36 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,176 (STRAINING) 37 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,299 Come here, hon, I need your arms. 38 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:43,013 I'll get you, Stanford Pines. I'll get you all! 39 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,812 -Want to see what else is on TV? -Yeah, okay. 40 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:47,889 -Yeah, all right. -It could be fun. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,189 My favorite part is the theme song. 42 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,689 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 43 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,851 Little guy to black space nine. 44 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,780 It's a "Pawn," that's not your color, and stop stealing the tiny horses. 45 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,733 They like it better in here. Don't you, babies? 46 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:41,942 (WHINNIES) 47 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,403 -And checkmate! -What? 48 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,205 BED] 49 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,372 DIPPER: Oh! 50 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,949 Dipper wins again! 51 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,160 Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar? 52 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,836 -The lady one. -I got it. 53 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,413 Thanks, but Mabel's taller. 54 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,794 What? No, she's not. 55 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,966 We're the same height. We've always been. 56 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,384 Better check again, dude. 57 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,807 Yeah. She's got exactly one millimeter on you. 58 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,103 -What? -Whoa! 59 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,680 Don't you see what's happening, Dipper? 60 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,853 This millimeter is just the beginning. I'm evolving into the superior sibling. 61 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,029 Bigger! Stronger! 62 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,481 Like some kind of alpha twin. 63 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,443 Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 64 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,994 Come on, guys, nobody even uses millimeters. 65 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,913 It only makes you taller than me in Canada. 66 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,366 You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother. 67 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:34,249 Who knew I already had one! Yeah! 68 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,172 I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? 69 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,920 Show me the object of ridicule! 70 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,468 -I'm taller than Dipper. -By one millimeter! 71 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,843 Hey-hey. Don't get "short" with your sister. 72 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:49,222 Now, Grunkle Stan, I hope you don't think "little" of him! 73 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:53,102 Yeah! And he's short! 74 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,148 Dude, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit. 75 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,977 Ha! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now! 76 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:01,905 No, no, I didn't mean that. 77 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,235 Dipper will forget. He's got a three-two-one... 78 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,821 -Short term memory! -Short term memory! 79 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,952 Pow! We are on fire! 80 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,000 Ow! Ooh. That's... Ah! 81 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,701 I high-five hard. 82 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,584 Uh! Stupid Mabel. I'm not short! 83 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,382 (STRAINING) 84 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,505 Oh, come on! 85 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,473 There's gotta be some way to get taller. 86 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:28,890 Let's see... 87 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,180 "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels have led me to believe 88 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,937 "there are height-altering properties hidden deep within the forest." 89 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,109 Hmm. 90 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:43,815 (GROANS) 91 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,655 Oh. 92 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,447 Whoa! 93 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,044 (EAGLE SHRIEKING) 94 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,123 -Huh? Oh. -(GROWLING) 95 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:05,507 Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? 96 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,510 Perspective! Perspective! (SCREAMS) 97 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,479 (PURRS) 98 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,601 It still hurts, but less! 99 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,316 Whoa! 100 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:31,949 What the heck. 101 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:48,721 Smaller. 102 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,139 Bigger. 103 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,637 Too big! 104 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,891 I've been buying big clothes. I'll grow into them. 105 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,224 Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me? 106 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,854 Holy hot-sauce! You've grown an extra millimeter! 107 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,189 What? 108 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,024 What can I say, sis? Growth spurt. 109 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,236 Yeah, mine happened first. I'm gonna be taller in the end. 110 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,241 -It's science, Dipper. -What? 111 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:18,121 -But, we're the same height now. -Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 112 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,246 Oh, yeah? 113 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:23,171 Something tells me I've got another growth spurt coming on right now. 114 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,424 Give it up, Dipper! 115 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,255 (GASPS) 116 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,839 What happened? 117 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,390 You know, puberty and stuff. 118 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,812 It doesn't make any sense! Just a second ago you were... 119 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:41,516 Wait a minute! This is some kind of magic y thing, isn't it? 120 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,271 Was it a wizard or something? 121 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,693 There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? Isn't there? 122 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,146 What? No! 123 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,777 You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet? 124 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,826 You're telling me that if I open this door right now... 125 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:56,997 Fine! Open it! 126 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,291 An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper? 127 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,203 (DOORBELL RINGS) 128 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,711 -Oy, you. -Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely. 129 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:11,137 Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super-termites. 130 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,636 Hand over the deed to your property or I'll smash this jar with a bat 131 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,764 and they'll devour this shack with you inside. 132 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,186 -Hey, what's that? -Huh? 133 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:24,107 (GASPS) Oh, no! Get it off! 134 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,811 Hey, Soos, get in here! I want to take pictures of this! 135 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,694 Y'all may have won the battle. But mark my words, Stanford! 136 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,027 Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna find it. 137 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,031 Ahhh! My hair! 138 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:41,959 Does he only respond to incantations? Expecto Wizarium! Wizzle! Wizar... 139 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,118 It's not a wizard! 140 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,251 I grew myself using this magic flashlight! 141 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,174 Let me see that thing! 142 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,718 I'll be back for you later! 143 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,216 (DIPPER GROANS) 144 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,802 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 145 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:01,853 BOTH: Huh? 146 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:08,565 -Aah! -It's okay. It can shrink things, too. 147 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,987 -Normal-hand-karate-chop! -Hey! 148 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,989 (GRUNTING) 149 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,325 (SCREAMS) 150 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,953 Whoa! 151 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,409 Hey, give it back! 152 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,710 MABEL: Never! 153 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,788 (BOTH GRUNTING) 154 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:32,753 Curse the Pines family! Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse... 155 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,965 My, my, what delightful manner of doohickery is this? 156 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,844 Maybe he didn't see us use it 157 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:43,429 and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight that can grow and shrink things. 158 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,606 -Really? -Click. Boop. 159 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,104 BOTH: No, no, no! 160 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,908 (BELLOWING LAUGH) 161 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,705 (AIR HORN BLOWS) 162 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,662 Friends, I wish I was a highway so I could have the honor 163 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:13,342 of being rode upon by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er. 164 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,509 (SNARLS) 165 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,382 Engine possum at no extra charge. 166 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,929 I want that there car! 167 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,473 (ALL CHEERING) 168 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,393 Say there, son, what's in the jar? 169 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,562 That's my widdle secret! 170 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,264 Aw! 171 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,474 (GIGGLES) 172 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,855 Mouth-breathing fools. 173 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:33,854 Mother. 174 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,616 (BOTH GRUNTING) 175 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,163 You two. 176 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,911 What are you going to do with us? 177 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:50,416 Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head. 178 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,422 If you agree to be my queen! 179 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,171 We live in a democracy. And never! 180 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,424 Maybe you'll change your mind after this. 181 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,257 No! I will fight you until the day I... 182 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,639 (GASPS) Gummy Koalas! 183 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,186 (MUNCHING) 184 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,230 As for you, bOY, 185 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,103 tell me, how exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? 186 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:18,611 Did somebody tell you about it? Did you read about it somewhere? 187 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,412 -Lean closer and I'll tell you. -Well, don't mind if I... 188 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,490 -(AIR HORN BLASTS) -Aah! 189 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,417 (HEAVY BREATHING) 190 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,916 I could squash you right now! 191 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,468 Steel yourself, Gideon. You can use them. 192 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,921 You can use them. 193 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:45,351 Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea that I'm taking credit for yet! 194 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,304 We're gonna make a fortune! 195 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,390 -Have my ears always been this big? -(PHONE RINGS) 196 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,849 I'm comin'! 197 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,988 One day. 198 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,611 -(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) -(GROANS) 199 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,658 GIDEON: (OVER PHONE) Stanford Pines. 200 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,737 Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew. 201 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,038 Hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now 202 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,742 or great harm will befall them! 203 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,077 -This is Gideon, by the way. -(STAN LAUGHING) 204 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,629 Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet. 205 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,626 They're fine. 206 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,833 I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago. 207 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,339 I have them in my possession! You don't believe me? 208 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,546 I will text you a photo. 209 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,053 "Text" me a "photo"? Now you're not even speaking English. 210 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,259 GIDEON: But... 211 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,139 Hello? Hello! 212 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,891 (GRUNTS) 213 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,142 Ahhh! 214 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:36,852 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 215 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,688 What am I doing? I don't need ransom. 216 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:45,699 I have this! I'll shrink Stan and take the Shack for myself! 217 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,530 Y'all will be helpless to stop me! 218 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,912 And if any of you step out of line, smash! 219 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,665 (CACKLES) 220 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,715 BUD: Gideon, the ice cream truck is here! 221 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,463 Oh. Coming! 222 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,168 (GIGGLES) 223 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,433 Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming! 224 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,270 (SQUEAKING) 225 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,147 We got to get out of here and save Stan. 226 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,196 I know! I will see you later. 227 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,647 Okay, how are we going to do this? 228 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,110 Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us. 229 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,866 On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again. 230 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,574 Actually... 231 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,627 (DIPPER GRUNTING) 232 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,128 You're still taller? 233 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,876 Argh! How did this happen? 234 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,958 I guess it's another mystery. 235 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,044 Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back. 236 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,093 Cheekums, to freedom! 237 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,849 To freedom! 238 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:58,775 Aw! You're just a big ol' dummy-dum! 239 00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,852 I have a plan. 240 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,792 (MUNCHING) 241 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,244 Clean me! 242 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:22,090 Father, could you give widdle ol' me a wide to the Mystery Shack? 243 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,792 Oh, I'd love to, sugar-pie, 244 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,425 but I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do. 245 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,550 (LAUGHS) 246 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,555 No, no! Don't tickle me! No! 247 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,767 Never! Never tickle me! What have I told you? What have I... 248 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,940 Look at me. What have I told you? 249 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,484 Tickling is no laughing matter. 250 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,063 -There we go. -Do you still need a ride? 251 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,820 I'll just take the bus! 252 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,071 "Ivah! 253 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,911 Precious memories. 254 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,330 Just keep vacuuming. Just keep vacuuming. 255 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,452 Come on! 256 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,082 We need to get higher. 257 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,964 Yeah, especially you because you're short. 258 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,420 Mabel! Up there. 259 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:18,305 What cute little thing are you off to, you cute little cutey-face? 260 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,734 I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family! 261 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,107 Oh. Okay! 262 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,688 (WEAKLY) Yay! 263 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,781 He's heading to shrink Stan! 264 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,782 Oh, flying discount dollar, 265 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,207 if only you could fly us back to the Mystery Shack. 266 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,624 Maybe it can. 267 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,415 (GASPS) 268 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,672 MY SKY-high prices! 269 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,503 DIPPER: Yeah! MABEL: Whoa-hon:! 270 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,430 Down there! 271 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,715 MABEL: Yay: DIPPER: Whoa:! 272 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,642 To the Mystery Shack! 273 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,718 (SHOUTS) 274 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,349 DIPPER: Yeah! Whoa-hoe! MABEL: Yeah! 275 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,056 BOTH: Oh! Yeah! 276 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,777 We're just in time. 277 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,984 -But how are we going to stop him? -(PECKING) 278 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,735 (SCREAMS) Shoo! Ah! 279 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,615 (DIPPER GRUNTING) 280 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,696 Leave that to Mabel! 281 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,780 (LAUGHING) 282 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,457 (HUMMING) 283 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,957 I'm coming for you, Stanford. Ow! 284 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,172 I'm sorry, gummy friend! 285 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,624 It's for the greater good. 286 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,085 Ow! One of those infernal Gummy Koalas 287 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,841 has gotten into my perfect hair! 288 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,549 I can't defeat Stan looking like this! 289 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,266 Whoa'! Whoo-ee! 290 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,392 Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you. 291 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,896 Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow us back to equal height, right? 292 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,773 Dipper! That doesn't matter right now! 293 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,821 Well, if it doesn't matter then why don't you just do it? 294 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,943 Argh! Why are you acting so weird? 295 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,868 Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you? 296 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,569 Oh, I'm acting weird? 297 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,201 You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff! 298 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,125 -Oh, what? You mean like Little... -Don't say it! 299 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,498 GIDEON: Little Dipper. 300 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,704 'Ah! 301 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,417 I dare say you would've defeated me, if it wasn't for your sibling bickering. 302 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,969 The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines! 303 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,849 BOTH: No! 304 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,481 Well, well, Stanford, it appears I've finally gotten the best of... 305 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,682 Huh? 306 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,892 What! 307 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,024 All right, something's definitely different here. 308 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,229 (ALL GRUNT) 309 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,031 DIPPER: Whoa! 310 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,528 Tell me where Stan is! 311 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,405 Never! You'll never find Stan. 312 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,237 On the second door to the left down the hall. 313 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,868 Wait, why did I say that? 314 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,660 Stanford, I'm coming for ya! 315 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,291 (ALL GRUNTING) 316 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,924 I guess I kind of Soosed that one up, didn't I? 317 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,126 It's not your fault, Soos. 318 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,758 I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device. 319 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,590 I guess it's just... You kept teasing me, Mabel. 320 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,552 Like, all day. What was that all about? 321 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,223 I guess it's that, you're better at me at, like, everything. 322 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,104 And you always rub it in my face. 323 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,029 Chess, checkers, ping pong. 324 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:17,826 I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once. 325 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,745 Oh, man, now I feel like a big jerk. 326 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,494 Don't you mean a little jerk? 327 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,825 -Oh. -(BOTH LAUGH) 328 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,753 All right, I walked into that one. Are we cool? 329 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,751 -We're cool. -Am I cool? 330 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,379 -You're cool, Soos. -Yes! 331 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,011 (GASPS) 332 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,429 Stanford! 333 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,506 Oh, hi, Gideon! 334 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,387 I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze. 335 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,062 Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence. 336 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,560 You come back here! 337 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,223 STAN: Try and find me, twerp. 338 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,645 (STAN LAUGHING) 339 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,855 Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan. 340 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,908 There it is! 341 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,782 (ALL GRUNTING) 342 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,036 Whoa! His hair's so shiny. 343 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,413 No! Don't look directly at it! 344 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,622 This neck is really squishy. Look! I'm making fat angels! 345 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,208 Ew! Termites! 346 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,545 Tell my story! 347 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,798 Oh. 348 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,798 Hey, there you are! 349 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,227 Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip? 350 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,151 Eh'. 351 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,320 BOTH: Ah! 352 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,651 Ahhh! 353 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,486 (STAN LAUGHING) 354 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,820 [[511 355 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,908 Hey, watch the merchandise! 356 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,621 (GRUNTING) 357 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,543 You little troll! 358 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:58,593 These mirrors cost me 10... I mean, 25... Five hun... 359 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,296 $500 each. And you're paying for all of 'em! 360 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,052 Au contra-lire, it will be you who pays! 361 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,633 Grunkle Stan is doomed! 362 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,890 Not completely doomed! To his armpit! 363 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,143 -Uh-uh. -Just, come on! 364 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,770 Whoa! What is that thing? 365 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,603 Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation! 366 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,985 Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! 367 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,067 You have no one to protect you now! 368 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,655 Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee... Gideon Glee... 369 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,458 (LAUGHING) 370 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,834 Uh. I don't even know how to respond to this. 371 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,131 No! Stop it! 372 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,711 Look, kid. I think this rivalry thing is getting to you. 373 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,594 Ha. I understand, I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say. 374 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,392 [[511 375 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,265 Hey, now, come on. You'll get me one of these days. 376 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,224 Maybe, you know, run your evil plan by some friends next time, huh? 377 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,653 Workshop it. But first get your issues in order there. 378 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,444 Up, up. Over the carpet, there we go, 379 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,200 around the end table and out the door. 380 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,747 BOTH: Whoa! 381 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,330 My light! 382 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,913 You're the light of my life, too, pal. 383 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,088 Whoa'! 384 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,334 Freak show. 385 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,134 -After you. -It's okay, you can go first if you want... 386 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,440 Hey, you let me keep my extra millimeter! 387 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,561 You earned it. 388 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,940 -Aw, thanks, "Little brother." -Stop it. 389 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,113 Guess we should destroy this thing. 390 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,942 You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk. 391 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,621 Seems like the smart thing to do. 392 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,823 MABEL: Die! Die! 393 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,874 SOOS: There you dudes are! 394 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,576 I've been trying to get your attention! 395 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,256 -Glue. -Lots of glue. 396 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,551 Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines. 397 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,130 You'll get your revenge one of these days. 398 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,765 No! It's not just about revenge! 399 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,968 I want that shack. The physical building. 400 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,223 But why? 401 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,103 Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine. 402 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,730 (EVIL LAUGH) 403 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,561 Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream? 404 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,192 Did you pick out all the nuts? 405 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,943 Mmm-hmm. 406 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,024 (SNORTING) 407 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,530 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 408 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:29,907 Little more? 409 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,489 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 410 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,915 GIDEON: That's good. 411 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,913 (DOORBELL RINGS) 412 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,666 Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest 413 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,419 and you are our big winner! 414 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,546 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 415 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,629 I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner. 416 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,092 "Fiddleford H. McGucket." 417 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,099 How would you like $10,000,000? 418 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,396 It's my dream come true! 419 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,227 Cross this town off our list. 29749

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