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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:04,832 This is it, dudes. My favorite place in Gravity Falls. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,463 Everything I know, I learned right here. 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,711 A frog taught me how to cross the street. 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,673 When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. 5 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:15,471 -And this thing taught me how to dance. -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 6 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,053 I've been jiggin' for seven days straight! 7 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,554 Uh, Soos? 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,556 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,308 Let him have this. 10 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,563 -(BEEPING) -What? 11 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,603 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 12 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,193 (BEEPING) 13 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,406 (GROWLS) 14 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,450 -DIPPER: Ah! Oh! Watch out! -(WENDY LAUGHING) 15 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,698 -Whoa! Ooh! Cut scene! -(GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 16 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,709 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,869 Kick butt! 18 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,875 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go, go! 19 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,920 Fly! Kick! Punch! 20 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,922 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,010 What? You cheated. 22 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,515 You take that back! 23 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,426 GAME ANNOUNCER: Round tWO! 24 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,761 I'm gonna punch the ref. 25 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:04,846 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 26 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,351 DIPPER: Let's gang up on him. 27 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,023 (BOTH GRUNTING) 28 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,068 (BOTH LAUGHING) 29 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,147 Wendy! What's up, babe? 30 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:18,280 Yeah, just puttin' up some fliers for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie. 31 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,031 Are you wearing mascara? 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,698 Uh, it's eye paint for men! 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,534 Hey, Robbie. Dipper was just showing me this great game. 34 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,914 Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet. 35 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,918 Hey, how's about you sit this one out, 'kay, champ? (CRACKING KNUCKLES) 36 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,965 But we just started this round. 37 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,419 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, relax, man. I'm just trying to spend 38 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,800 a little time with my girlfriend, all right? 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,180 It'll just be one round. 40 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,220 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 41 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,518 So, hey, I'm going camping tomorrow with my clad, 42 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,720 so I won't be around. 43 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,429 Oh, cool, cool. Watch out! 44 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,269 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 45 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,607 GAME ANNOUNCER: Opponent sighted. Fight! 46 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,357 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,153 King me! 48 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,445 -(CHUCKLES) -(ALL GROAN) 49 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,027 -Come on! -It's not fair! 50 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,991 She doesn't even know what we're playing! 51 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,075 Go Fish? 52 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,373 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(RATTLING) 53 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:52,787 Dude, I think I'm picking up a radio station inside my head. 54 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,623 Try blinking to see if you can change the channel! 55 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,128 (GRUNTING) 56 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,009 ROBBIE: Wendy! 57 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,258 -Sounds like Robbie. -Robbie? 58 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,932 Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time? 59 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,258 He called me "Big Dude" once. 60 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,061 I mean, I know I'm a big dude, but it kinda hurt. 61 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,559 -Should I sic Waddles on him again? -(SNORTS) 62 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,436 Whoa, easy, tiger. 63 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,559 I'll handle it. 64 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,694 ALL: Whoa! (CHUCKLING) 65 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,896 Conflict! 66 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,074 Wendy, Wendy, Wendy 67 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,032 Wendy! Come on out, girl! Come on down! 68 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,329 -You realize she's not here, right? -Pshh. 69 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,908 Yes. What? 70 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,996 She's out camping with her family today. 71 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,544 Maybe if you listened to her, for once, you'd know that. 72 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:35,746 What was that? 73 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,047 I just said she's not here. 74 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:41,002 No, no, no! You wanna get into it, huh? Let's get into it, kid! 75 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,507 You think I don't know what's been going on, huh? 76 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,638 It's obvious you've got a thing for my girlfriend. 77 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,090 Don't you? Don't you! 78 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,971 What? No! Come on, man! 79 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,645 Yeah, I'm sure she's just dying to ask out a 12-year-old kid 80 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,768 who wears the exact same shorts every day. 81 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,351 Hey, here's an idea. Why don't I call her right now 82 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,060 and see if she wants to go out on a date with you? 83 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,396 Hey, look, don't... (STUTTERS) You don't have to... 84 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:04,074 "Uh! Don't! Please, man!" What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh? 85 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,780 -(LINE RINGING) -Uh, what? What? 86 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:06,952 -WENDY: Hello? -(GRUNTS) 87 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,907 MY Phone! 88 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:11,949 (STUTTERS) I'll buy you a new one. 89 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,786 Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy. 90 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,297 Hey! I know a fight when I see one! Stay right there! 91 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,006 (GRUNTS) 92 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:25,133 You, me, Circle Park, 3:00. We finish this. 93 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:30,392 Aw, he's gone? I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets. 94 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,933 The smart money's on Skinny-Jeans. 95 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,390 (GRUNTS) What was I thinking? I can't fight! 96 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,648 I've never been in a fight before! Look at these noodle arms! 97 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,776 Just bonk him over the head! It's nature's snooze button. 98 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,901 Boys! 99 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,906 Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do. 100 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:52,118 Sure, listen to your sister. (SNIGGERS) Maybe you can share dresses, too. 101 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,040 -Boom! -(RATTLING) 102 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,165 Maybe he'll just forget about it. Maybe it'll all blow over. 103 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,291 I don't know, Dipper, teenagers are dangerous. 104 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,341 Those hormones turn them into, like, killing machines. 105 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,792 -(STUTTERS) Really? -Oh, yeah, dude. 106 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,753 My cousin Reggie got in a fight with a teen once. 107 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,509 The guy broke, like, all his arms, all his legs, 108 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,469 and I think killed him or something, I don't know. 109 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,100 Me and Reggie were just talking about it. 110 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,393 (GASPING) 111 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,181 I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back? I gotta hide! 112 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,521 Look, kid, you got yourself a choice here. 113 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,604 You can either go face him like a man, or you can hide indoors like a wimp. 114 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,939 What'll it be? 115 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,152 Wimp it is! 116 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,955 Come on, Soos, Robbie's, like, twice my size! 117 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,206 I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish? 118 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,625 I just need to hide here until 3:00 passes. 119 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,542 (SIGHS) This day will never end! 120 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,215 Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie. 121 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,633 (GASPS) 122 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,215 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 123 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,265 -Girl! Why you ackin' so cray-cray? -(CHEERING) 124 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,218 ANNOUNCER: Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? 125 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,802 Will be back in a moment. 126 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,356 -(SNORTS) -Poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie. 127 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,309 Unable to face his fears! 128 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,105 Fears are for chumps! That's why I don't have any. 129 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,443 (GRUNTING) 130 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,106 You want me to go get a ladder? 131 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,650 -We don't have one. -What? 132 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,237 You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house 133 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,993 is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns. 134 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,667 In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder. 135 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,417 Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray? 136 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,875 You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray! I gotta go now. 137 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,382 Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders? 138 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,171 Of course! 139 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,512 -I think he has a secret fear of heights! -(OINKS) 140 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,392 We'll have to test him to be sure. Or we could leave well enough alone. 141 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,434 Nah! 142 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,267 (GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 143 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,690 Man, I wonder what it would be like to go inside a video game for real. 144 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,737 I should have thought of this years ago! 145 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,371 (GRUNTS) 146 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,166 -(BEEPS) -Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk! 147 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,996 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 148 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,297 (BOTH GRUNTING) 149 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,595 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 150 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,640 (SIGHS) That's easy for you to say. You have more than one life. 151 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,146 (SIGHS) 152 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,353 I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me. 153 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,738 Huh? 154 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:37,326 "To unleash ultimate power"? I do like things that are ultimate. 155 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,492 Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down, 156 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,373 hold, quarter circle forward, triple punch! 157 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,961 I guess it didn't work. 158 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,299 (RATTLING) 159 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,464 Uh, Soos? 160 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,590 (EXPLOSION) 161 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,093 GAME ANNOUNCER: Select your character! 162 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,840 Uh... 163 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,383 Rumble McSkirmish? 164 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,935 (BEEPING FAST) 165 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,935 Feet-feet-feet-spinning-kick! 166 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,358 You're real? 167 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,152 BOTH: High five! 168 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,651 Ow! Your pixels are really sharp! (GRUNTS) 169 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,995 Greetings, child-boy! I am Rumble McSkirmish, from the USA. 170 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,120 (GRUNTS) 171 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,747 -Kick! -Ow! 172 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,411 -Cool! -(THUDDING) 173 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,418 Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf! 174 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,999 (YELLS) 175 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,799 With Rumble around, Robbie will be so scared I won't even need to fight him! 176 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,224 I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard! 177 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,891 -(ALARM BEEPING) -I need power-ups! 178 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,185 This is so amazing! I gotta show Soos. 179 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,471 Soos? 180 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:45,981 (com JANGLING) 181 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,354 'Help! I'm trQAaH! plied in th e 9ame| 182 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,437 It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring. 183 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,487 (SCREAMS) 184 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,986 It's not just a game anymore. 185 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,446 All right, Waddles, 186 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:00,450 it's time to begin Operation Get-Stan-Over-His-Fear-Of-Heights! 187 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:01,621 (OINKS) 188 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,449 I came up with that name. 189 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,830 -(MUTTERS) Huh? -Happy Great Uncle's Day! 190 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,411 There's a Great Uncle's Day? 191 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,338 Of course it's not a day I made up! 192 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,171 High heels? You shouldn't have! 193 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,468 Seriously. What? What is this? 194 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,222 What's wrong? Are you saying these heels are too high? 195 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,392 Do they make you uncomfortable? Hmm? 196 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,597 -Maybe. -Admit it! 197 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,395 Admit you have a fear of heights! 198 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,314 What? That's why you bought me these? 199 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,694 You should be ashamed of yourself! And on Great Uncle's clay, no less. 200 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,439 But no, I don't have a fear of heights. 201 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,027 ANNOUNCER: We now return to World's Most Terrifying Skydiving! 202 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,407 (YELLING) Turn it off! 203 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,709 So I have a fear of heights. Is that really so cray-cray? 204 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,787 -(BUZZING) -(GRUNTS) 205 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,006 Well, we don't have any traditional power-ups, 206 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,587 turkey legs, pizza boxes, or gold rings. How about half a taco? 207 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,467 Place it on the floor! 208 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,553 (BEEPING) 209 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,269 I wish I could do that. 210 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,605 Now I must defeat the world's greatest Fight Fighters! 211 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,478 Take me to the Soviet Union! 212 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,980 That's gonna be tough, for a number of reasons. 213 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,483 But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls. 214 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,905 Maximum power? 215 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,780 His name is Robbie V, and he's kind of like my arch enemy. 216 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,495 Did he kill your father? 217 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,288 Well, he's dating the girl I like. 218 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,413 And he posts a really annoying amount of status updates. 219 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,541 And then he killed your father? 220 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,211 Sure. Anyway, I was hoping you could, you know, scare him off for me, 221 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,507 so I don't have to fight the guy? 222 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,550 (LAUGHS) 223 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,586 Your question makes my shoulders bounce! 224 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,425 Fireball! Uppercut! 225 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,307 Downercut! Bowl of punch! 226 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,884 So you'll protect me from Robbie? 227 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,720 Challenge accepted! Press start! 228 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,225 (BEEPS) 229 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,974 -(BEEPING) -(DOOR OPENS) 230 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,561 Uh-oh. I think I hear my uncle! Stay perfectly still! 231 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,855 I said stay still! 232 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,986 This is as still as I can stay! 233 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,569 How am I gonna get Grunkle Stan 234 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,574 -over his fear of heights? -(DOOR OPENS) 235 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,532 Hey, Mabel! Have you met Rumble yet? He's my new bodyguard! 236 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,583 The child gave me a taco! 237 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,959 Wow! He's got a crazy voice! Here, say these words! 238 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:21,053 "Effervescent! Apple fritter! Riboflavin!" 239 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,547 Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine. 240 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,466 I'm going to get him to defend me from Robbie. 241 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,260 -Isn't that kinda like cheating? -I guess so. 242 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,265 Well, I'll see you after the fight! 243 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,397 "Poop! Poop and butts!" 244 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,567 Tell me my opponent's special moves! 245 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,566 Don't worry. As soon as he sees you, he's gonna wet his pants. 246 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,239 His wet pants will be no match for this! 247 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,574 Whoa! Where'd that come from? 248 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,197 I punched an oil drum! 249 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,996 Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare. 250 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,916 Yes! With this! 251 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,461 This street has really dangerous litter. 252 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,381 Hey, Grunkle Stan! 253 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,675 How would you like to go take a walk, 254 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,803 nowhere in particular, while wearing a blindfold? 255 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,556 Eh! Beats just sitting around being old. 256 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,467 Wait a minute, 257 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,474 you're not planning on taking me somewhere super high up, are you? 258 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,556 Grunkle Stan! I would never! 259 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,733 Scouts' honor! 260 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,735 All right, let's go. 261 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,150 (CHUCKLING EVILLY) 262 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,945 (BELL TOLLING) 263 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,790 Well, well, well, look who decided to show up. 264 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,624 I thought you'd chicken out. You ready to settle this like men? 265 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,545 Look, dude, I don't think you want to fight me. 266 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,545 Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt! 267 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,001 You scared? Huh? Is that it? 268 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,258 Okay, dude, you asked for it. 269 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,971 (THUDDING) 270 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,050 Who's your friend? And why is he blurry? 271 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,978 This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived. 272 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,227 Yeah, right! Hey, Eyepatch! What did the kid promise you? 273 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,017 More tape for your forearms? 274 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,101 (LAUGHS) 275 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,112 How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father? 276 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,238 Wait, what? 277 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,817 I'm giving you one last chance, back down or this guy's gonna go nuts. 278 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,868 How about you back down, kid? 279 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,118 You asked for it. Rumble, go! 280 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,198 (LAUGHS) 281 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,375 What the... (GRUNTS) 282 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,452 Whoa, whoa, whoa. (STUTTERS) What is happening? 283 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,255 I didn't wanna have to do this, man, but you gave me no choice. 284 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,831 Maybe now you won't mess with me... 285 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:22,961 '(LAUGHS) '(GRUNTS) 286 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,045 Whoa! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough! 287 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,634 -Rumble, throw! -(SCREAMS) 288 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,011 Stop! I said stop! 289 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,225 -(GRUNTS) -(CLANKING) 290 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,557 (STUTTERS) What the... That guy's crazy! 291 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,433 -(CRACKLING) -(GRUNTS) Fireball! 292 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,310 (GRUNTS) 293 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,982 What the heck was that? 294 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,606 You were only supposed to scare him! You almost killed him! 295 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:47,157 I will not rest until the man who dishonored you is destroyed! 296 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,159 -(ROARS) '(GRUNTS) 297 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,452 -Punch! -(TREES CRASHING) 298 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,121 This isn't good. 299 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,951 Something told me this would be his first stop. 300 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,004 -(GASPS) -(PANTING) 301 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,297 (ROARS) 302 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,170 Aah! Chill out, man! 303 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,303 (GASPS) Please, Rumble, you gotta stop! 304 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,763 -(GRUNTS) -(GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,511 '(GRUNTS) '(BEEPS) 306 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,809 '(GRUNTS) -(ROARS) 307 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,136 Rumble, wait! 308 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,471 (GRUNTS) 309 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,896 -(PANTING) -(GRUNTS) 310 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,598 Punch, punch, punch! 311 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,104 (BEEPING) 312 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,987 You don't have to do this! (PANTS) 313 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,942 At least pace yourself! You might get a cramp! (GROANS) 314 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,618 I love you, Dad. 315 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,575 (SCREAMS) 316 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,373 -(GAME MUSIC PLAYING) -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 317 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,494 What! 318 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,962 (SPEAKING) 319 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,714 We'll just buy another one! 320 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,215 I love being rich! 321 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,130 All you can eat! 322 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,510 (PANTS) 323 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,467 (GRUNTS) 324 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,142 -Hi, dude. -Soos! 325 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,517 -Where have you been? -Uh. Long story, man. 326 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,850 Dude, did you see that video game guy destroying everything in sight? 327 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:03,979 (LAUGHS) It was crazy! 328 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,688 Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard. 329 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,649 But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie! 330 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,652 You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck? 331 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,861 You know I do! 332 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,794 Take off your blindfold now! 333 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,921 Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting. 334 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,755 You're doing better than I thought! Now let go of the handrail. 335 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,430 -(RATTLING) -(STRAINED) Nope! 336 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,342 Hey, do you smell anger? And hormones? 337 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,851 (PANTING) 338 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,553 Finally, I'm safe! 339 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,185 Hey, Robbie! Get your own water tower! 340 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,525 Shh! Keep it down! He'll find us! 341 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,147 RUMBLE: Challenger sighted! 342 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,112 -(BEEPING) -(SCREAMS) 343 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,031 Time to save the day, dude. 344 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,778 You can hide, but you cannot hide! 345 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,955 Rumble! This has to stop! Please, listen to me! 346 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,666 -Kick! -(ALL SCREAM) 347 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,664 -What was that? -Oh, boy! 348 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,041 (GRUNTS) 349 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,587 -We're safe, right? -(RATTLING) 350 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,292 Of course not! This thing is on stilts! High, high up! 351 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,376 (GRUNTS) 352 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,927 (ALL SCREAMING) 353 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,592 (SCREAMING) 354 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,594 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 355 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,426 No, no, no! Don't! Don't finish me! 356 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,976 (CRACKLING) 357 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,556 Rumble! 358 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,193 Rumble, I have something to tell you. 359 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,446 Robbie, Robbie didn't kill my father. 360 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,281 (GASPS) Then who did? 361 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,202 What? No one did. I lied to you. 362 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,286 Huh! Then you're actually a bad guy! 363 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,290 I guess I kinda am. 364 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,460 (GRUNTS) 365 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,879 RUMBLE: My entire journey, a lie. My honor has been insulted. 366 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,553 Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil. 367 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,806 The boy has led me astray from my teachings. 368 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:04,559 If Robbie V is not the last stage, then it must be you! 369 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,898 (BEEPS) 370 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,316 Dude! (PANTING) Don't fight him, man! 371 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,146 That guy's got, like, a black-belt wrapped around his black-belt. 372 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,984 -You could get killed! -I have to. 373 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,238 I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it. 374 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,114 You sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp? 375 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,029 (THUDS) 376 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,913 Fight like a man it is. 377 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,491 (BEEPING) 378 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,084 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 379 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,627 -(SHUTTER CLICKING) -(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 380 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,094 (YELLING) 381 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,763 (WHIMPERS) 382 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,513 -(CRACKLING) -Fireball throw, lightning ball throw, fire! 383 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,056 (GRUNTS) 384 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,771 -(GROANS) -(LAUG HS MANIACALLY) 385 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,442 You fight like a girl who is also a baby! 386 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,026 (GROWLS) 387 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,819 (YELLS) 388 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,447 (BOTH GRUNT) 389 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:58,987 Ooh! 390 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,282 (GRUNTS) 391 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:03,867 (BEEPS) 392 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,281 Oh, no. 393 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,411 (SCREAMS) 394 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,455 (GRUNTS) 395 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,036 It was worth a shot. 396 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,587 (SCREAMS) 397 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,550 No! I have no "looking up" animation! 398 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,131 (GRUNTS) 399 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,934 (GRUNTS) 400 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,477 (LAUGHS) 401 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,105 What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall? 402 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,103 Dude, we should rock-paper-scissors for him. 403 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:35,313 (GROWLS) Fist punch rain! 404 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,689 (BOTH GROANING) 405 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,367 (GASPING) 406 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,239 Never underestimate that I have punches! 407 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,539 -(CRACKLING) -(YELLS) 408 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,158 (BEEPING) 409 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,876 (ROARS) 410 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,458 (SPEAKING) 411 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,347 -(GAME MUSIC PLAYING) -(BEEPING) 412 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,649 You, sir, truly are, the champion of champions. 413 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,726 (GROANS) 414 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,982 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 415 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,940 Winners don't lose! 416 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,233 I wouldn't be too sure about that, man. 417 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,947 (GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING) 418 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,615 -What? No! No! No! -(BEEPING) 419 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,001 Game over, old friend. 420 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,336 (BEEPING) 421 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,215 (BEEPING) 422 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,467 Nice one, dude. 423 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,678 I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan! 424 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,383 I thought this would help but I was wrong! So wrong! 425 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,426 I survived! 426 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,849 I survived and I feel great! 427 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,727 Wait, let me do a cocky dance, just to be sure. 428 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,145 (SCATS) 429 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,186 Deal with it world! 430 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,607 Stan Pines has cured his fear of heights! 431 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,066 -You coming, kid? -Mmm-mmm. 432 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,152 Hey, what's the matter, you got a fear of heights now? 433 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,162 Uh-oh! 434 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,660 (GRUNTS) Whoa! 435 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,413 What? (STUTTERS) Who was that guy? 436 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,119 Why is it that whenever you're around 437 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,376 there's always ghosts, or monsters, or whatever? 438 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,626 I don't know, man. 439 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,884 That guy almost broke my neck! You know how mad I am right now? 440 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,804 So I guess you and I have to fight now? Huh? 441 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,470 Go ahead, man. Do your worst. I just want to get this over with. 442 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,644 Oh, man, I am so gonna enjoy this. 443 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:37,021 -Aren't you gonna run? -Nope. 444 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,526 Are you sure? 445 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,695 (SCOFFS) It's not even worth it! 446 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,492 I play lead guitar so I gotta save my hands. 447 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,036 Hey, guys. I heard some crazy screaming out here. 448 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,613 -BOTH: Wendy? -You're back! 449 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,244 Yeah, man. Whoa! 450 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,168 What the heck happened here? Freak tornado or something? 451 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,162 (BOTH MUMBLING) 452 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,664 And why are your faces all jacked up? 453 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:03,380 You guys weren't fighting each other, were you? I hate it when guys fight! 454 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,378 No. Fighting? Never! 455 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,554 No. Why would we? 456 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,508 Yeah, we actually fell down trying to stop two other guys 457 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,141 from fighting each other. 458 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,106 Cool. It really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out. 459 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,433 I got some unpacking to do. I'll text you guys later. 460 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,570 BOTH: Phew! 461 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,365 Did you hear that? She called me one of her two "boys." 462 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,158 She was looking at me, though. 463 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,703 Look, Robbie, if we stay at each other's throats, we'll both lose Wendy. 464 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,781 We need to make a cold war pact. 465 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,540 Okay. What's that? 466 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,084 We need to learn to just hate each other in silence. 467 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,004 You mean, like, what girls do? 468 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,298 Yeah, exactly. "What girls do." 469 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,467 So then I told Thompson, "Hey, save some for the rest of us!" 470 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,550 (BOTH LAUGHING) 471 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,556 -Good one, Wendy! Yeah. -Good one, Wendy! That's great. 472 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,509 Oh, man! Just a second. 473 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,895 (GROWLS) 474 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,309 So as I was saying... 475 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,691 (LAUGHING) Oh, yeah, no, you're the best! Yeah. 476 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:01,893 -So fun, yeah. -You know you're great. 477 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,477 Everybody's friends! We're all friends! 478 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,814 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 479 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,530 I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination! 480 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,113 (IMITATING ITALIAN ACCENT) It's me, Mabel. 481 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,699 I'm slower, but I jump higher. 482 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,708 Pick me, or whatever. 483 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,335 (CHOMPING) 484 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,001 (SNORING) Oh! 485 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,216 Alas, t'was naught but a dream. 486 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,259 (SNORING) 487 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,677 (CHOMPING) 488 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,263 Eating my friends. 35272

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