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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,838 Ladies and gentlemen, the president... 2 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,874 ...of the Motion Picture Association of America... 3 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,705 ...Mr. Jack valenti. 4 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:24,178 Hello, I'm Jack Valenti, and these are my cheeks. 5 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,808 You know, we get a lot of letters here at the Motion Picture Association of America. 6 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,251 And most of them are about my cheeks. 7 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:35,488 Still, there have been a few letters asking us all about Freakazoid. 8 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:40,395 Letters like this one from Miss Ida Lupins of Santa Susana City. 9 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:44,469 And she writes, "Dear Mr. Valenti, I like your cheeks. 10 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:51,237 I'd like to know how Freakazoid got his start as a superhero. 11 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,141 What were the special circumstances? 12 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,714 My home is made of adobe. " 13 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,283 Well, Miss Lupins, you're in luck. 14 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:03,411 As it just so happens, we've produced a special little motion picture... 15 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:07,993 ...about Freakazoid's origins that's filled with action and adventure... 16 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:12,461 ...and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason. 17 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:17,365 So sit back, relax and enjoy Freakazoid's origins. 18 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,829 And now... 19 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,978 Our feature presentation. 20 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,291 Ach, crud! 21 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,288 - Crud. - Are you sure about this? 22 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,329 Aye, sure as a snail hates salt. 23 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,660 There's no doubt whatsoever in my brain. 24 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,498 Gentlemen, the Pinnacle chip is flawed. 25 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,601 Oh, no. 26 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,175 Uh, how exactly is this, uh, flaw manifested? 27 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,871 Well, first, a computer user would have to be connected to the Internet. 28 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:06,212 Then, they'd have to press an exact sequence of keys followed by Delete. 29 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:10,152 I've calculated the odds of this happening at 450 million-to-1. 30 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,952 Four hundred and fifty million-to-one? What are we worried about? 31 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,995 That's not gonna happen. Come on. 32 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,994 Cut the crud! 33 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,793 I wouldn't have such happy slacks if I were you. 34 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,734 Because if someone did manage to activate the flaw, a pox on them. 35 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,930 The Pinnacle chip would overload... 36 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:31,008 ...causing a concentrated beam of energy to zap the user. 37 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:35,006 It would fill his or her brain with all the information on the Internet. 38 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:40,016 It would give them superhuman strength, enabling them to do just about anything. 39 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,620 But they'd be very silly. Extremely perturbed. 40 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,349 They'd be a freakazoid. 41 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,283 A freakazoid? What's that? 42 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:52,192 It's just what it sounds like, Mr. Fancy-Man-Sitting-In-Your-Chair. 43 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,126 Oh, perhaps we should recall the chip. 44 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,898 Gentlemen, it's Christmas Eve. 45 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,910 Our company, Apex, has sold over 60 million chips. 46 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,446 Sixty million. 47 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:14,383 Tomorrow, people all over the world will be having cookies and fudges... 48 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:18,547 ...and opening little presents with Pinnacle chips inside. 49 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:23,628 A recall at this late stage would adversely impact our end-of-the-year earnings... 50 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:28,893 ...as well as your Christmas bonuses, which I hold here in my hand. 51 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,202 Oh, heck, what's one little flaw. 52 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:44,273 Tell me, my dear good friend, Roddy MacStew. 53 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,886 Does anyone else know about this flaw? 54 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,147 Nay, not yet. 55 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,825 Now, how did that happen? 56 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,565 Laugh with me. 57 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,834 Crud. 58 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,279 A new weight set. Cool. 59 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,650 We almost got you a rock tumbler. 60 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,692 But then we thought, no, Duncan just loves to lift things. 61 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,527 Maybe you can give your old set to your brother. 62 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,893 Yeah, I'm so sure. 63 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,592 What's that supposed to mean? 64 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,430 Ow! 65 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,833 Worms and weasels, Dexter. 66 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,305 What have we said about going: 67 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,202 ...to your brother? - Ah, yes, sir. 68 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:51,146 Okay, now, Dexter's turn, Dexter's turn. 69 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,679 Mr. Chubbikins, stop it. 70 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:02,989 Wow, a Pinnacle chip. 71 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,896 Bum-bum-bum 72 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,724 Oh, this is great. 73 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,529 It's gonna make my computer twice as fast. 74 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,899 It'll allow for true dedicated multitasking... 75 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:17,008 ...and at 300 megahertz and 16 megs of RAM, I can... 76 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,336 Dexter, honey, honey. 77 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,776 - You're boring us again, sweetie. - Oh, sorry. 78 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,381 Can I go put it in? 79 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:26,817 Okay, hon, but only in your computer. 80 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,329 Internet, here we come. 81 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,230 We're in. 82 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:54,069 Oh, shoot. Where's my codebook? 83 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:05,117 A user would have to be connected to the Internet. 84 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:11,093 Then they'd have to press an exact sequence of keys followed by Delete. 85 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,692 Got it. 86 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,868 What's this junk? 87 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,471 Followed by Delete. 88 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,276 We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension. 89 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,318 Thank you. And now back to our program. 90 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,418 Wow. 91 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:52,195 Hi, I'm Freakazoid. Now, these messages. 92 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,742 Find him. 93 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,407 Lickety-split. 94 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,054 This just in to the WB news desk. 95 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:27,996 A major disruption of the Internet has been confirmed by sources worldwide. 96 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,328 Ach, crud. I knew it. 97 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,782 Kitty, kitty, kitty. 98 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,031 I sure could go for a snow cone. 99 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,531 Huh? 100 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,939 What's happening to me? 101 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,200 Hey, Dexter. 102 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,645 Yoo-hoo, down here. 103 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,508 Surprise! 104 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:17,906 Ew, ew, ew! 105 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,346 Now, unzip your head. 106 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,542 Huh? 107 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,847 Unzip your head. You know, like this. 108 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,248 Pretty gross, huh, kids? 109 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,985 Don't do that. 110 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,061 Don't do what? 111 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,527 Stop unzipping my head. No, no, no. 112 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:38,495 Dexter, open the door, you little dip. I gotta make tinky. 113 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,600 Well, hi, sport. You must be Duncan. 114 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,867 Good to meet you. Let's wrestle. 115 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,146 Stop, stop it. 116 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,407 Oh, golly. 117 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,916 Do you know how long it's been since I've heard the boys roughhouse? 118 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,055 - Say uncle. - Uncle. 119 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,489 Say "Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most Monday mornings. " 120 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,856 Grandma Moses makes munch... Munch... 121 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,520 I can't. 122 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,590 Wait. Shh. 123 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,861 What is that noise? 124 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,595 I'll be right back. 125 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,057 Would you please stop that infernal raking? 126 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:39,823 It's driving me crazy. Sheesh. 127 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,365 - Aah! - Where were we? Oh, yeah. 128 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,598 - Say it. - Ow! 129 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,765 Grandma Moses makes munchy mee... 130 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,935 Now might be a good time to tell you... 131 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:57,549 ...all about the Motion Picture Association of America's fascinating rating system. 132 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:02,177 Now, if a family wants to see a movie, and it's rated G, then everyone can go. 133 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,983 Mom and Dad and Buffy and Jody and Grandma and Grandpa... 134 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,217 ...and even Sergeant Scruffy. 135 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,386 If it's PG, then there might be something unsuitable... 136 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,156 ...for young or sensitive viewers. 137 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,062 In which case, Buffy would just have to stay home... 138 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,035 ...along with Grandma who didn't wanna go to the movies anyway. 139 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,572 Now, if the movie's rated PG-13, then... 140 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,677 Jack, we're ready for the next scene. You're gonna have to wait. 141 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,870 No, no, please, I beg you. Let me finish. 142 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,776 This is very, very important. 143 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,177 - Later. - But... 144 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,977 Later. 145 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:36,986 - Oh, shoot. - And now the next scene. 146 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,435 Stop! Ow, oh, oh! - Bingo. 147 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,703 Look, one hand. 148 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,642 No hands. 149 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,818 A little too rough, kids, huh? 150 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,145 Yoo-hoo. 151 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,984 - Are we done? - Aah. 152 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:23,125 There is a blue guy chasing me. Unh! 153 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,506 Well, Merry Christmas, stranger. 154 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,304 Aye, thank you, ma'am. And you. 155 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,848 Perchance is there a computer user living about this abode? 156 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,075 Oh, you mean Dexter? 157 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,378 Aye, that's it. Dexter. 158 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,578 Is he available? 159 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,689 And you are? 160 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,485 Oh, I'm his, um... 161 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,727 What should I say? I can't think. 162 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,591 She'll never buy it. Crud! Crud! 163 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,431 I'm his insurance agent. 164 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,695 Well, he's only 17. 165 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,700 Crud, I blew it, I blew it. 166 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,897 Oh, no. I meant I'm his, uh, his, uh, driving instructor. 167 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,541 It's time for his lesson. 168 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,040 On Christmas day? 169 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,769 He's a very bad driver. 170 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,948 Dexter, your driving instructor's here, hon. 171 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,713 They've been roughhousing. 172 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:22,190 Dexter, get down here this instant. 173 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,591 Maybe I should just go up and see him alone. 174 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:29,257 I have, uh, private driving matters to discuss. 175 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,069 Okay, then. First door on the left. 176 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:43,270 Now, if the movie's rated PG-13, it might have some material in there... 177 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:47,442 ...that Mommy and Daddy might not like, uh, some of the young kids to see. 178 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,112 So Jody might just have to stay home. Bye-bye, Jody. 179 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:56,159 Now, if the movie's rated R, then it's gonna contain some adult material. 180 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:59,229 In which case, uh, Dad, who's got a lazy tummy... 181 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,956 ...will probably wanna stay home. 182 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:05,433 But if the movie's rated NC-17, that means that kids can't get in. 183 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,435 Only adults can get in. 184 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,234 Mom doesn't wanna see adult movies. 185 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,378 But Grandpa was in the Army and he's not bothered very much. 186 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:17,345 And so he decides to stay along with Sergeant Scruffy... 187 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,677 ...who's just a dumb dog anyway. 188 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,347 I hope that explains it. 189 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,010 Now back to the cartoon. 190 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,524 - Hello? Hello? 191 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:31,458 - Hello? Hello? 192 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,228 - Hello. Hello. 193 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,198 Can we move on to a new word now? 194 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,794 Ach! Oh! 195 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,032 I've seen many a strange thing in this world... 196 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:48,009 ...including a man who got hit in the belly with a cannonball. 197 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:01,255 But I've never seen anything quite as bizarre as you. 198 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,827 That's pretty odd coming from a guy wearing a dress. 199 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,496 Who are you? What's happening? 200 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,535 The name's Roddy. Roddy MacStew. 201 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,698 I'm here to help you. You've been given amazing powers, lad. 202 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,570 - Me? - Aye. 203 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,212 But you're gonna need help getting them under control. 204 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,577 Right now, you're highly unstable. 205 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,320 What do you mean unstable? 206 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,823 All right, MacStew. Hold it right there. 207 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,559 Mr. Guitierrez would like to have a word with you. 208 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,323 Let's go. The kid too. 209 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,225 - Get them, lad. - Huh? 210 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,329 Don't come any closer, gents, or this lad will tear you limb from limb. 211 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,576 - Do it, lad. - Do what? 212 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,645 - Change into the freak and clobber them. - Me? 213 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:58,214 - MacStew, let's go. - Fellas, I'm warning you. 214 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,114 Take another step forward and the boy will turn you into haggis. 215 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,412 He's wild with rage. 216 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,112 Dexter, now's the time, lad. 217 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,349 These men aren't here to take us for a joyride. Now, do it. 218 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,460 - Change. - I can't. 219 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,597 Then we are in deep crud. 220 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,832 You'll never get away with it, Guitierrez. 221 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,672 Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet. 222 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,440 You're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun, my fault. 223 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,449 I plan on eliminating both of you. 224 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,780 You'll never get away with it, Guitierrez. 225 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,617 Of course, I could be persuaded to change my mind... 226 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,022 ...in exchange for some, um... 227 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,025 ...information. 228 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,788 My name's Dexter Douglas. 229 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,865 I live at 564 Funiculi Funicula Avenue. 230 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,298 My Social Security number is sev... 231 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,301 Not that information. 232 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,700 Well, what, then? 233 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:59,367 What sequence of keys activates the flaw? 234 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,637 Why? 235 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,544 Power, my dear good friend, Roddy MacStew. 236 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,206 Ultimate power. 237 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:10,981 I shall transform myself into a superhuman, capable of doing anything. 238 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,989 Yes, won't that be neat-o? 239 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,561 How is the flaw activated? 240 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,890 Nay, I won't tell you. 241 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,397 But you will, won't you? 242 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,503 I can't. I don't know, it was a mistake. 243 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,229 The cat did it by accident. 244 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,340 Well? 245 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,011 What does that mean, meow? 246 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,082 Bring the animal psychologist in. 247 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,725 Ask the kitty how he activated the flaw. 248 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,534 He says he's very sad. 249 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,432 Oh, go away. 250 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:09,445 Perhaps you two are not properly motivated. 251 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,207 Let's see now. 252 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:18,215 What if I put ooey-gooey worms in your ears? 253 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:23,423 They wrap around your brain and make you all crazy. 254 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:28,055 But no, I believe I have something much more persuasive. 255 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,305 Mom? Dad? Duncan? 256 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,036 Dexter? Is that you? 257 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,306 How bad a driver are you, hon? 258 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,143 You're gonna get it, Dexter. 259 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,650 Cooperate with me and no harm will come to them. 260 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:54,156 But refuse me and I'll show them this: 261 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:57,159 The Best of Marty Ingles. 262 00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,496 What kind of sadistic creature are you? 263 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,500 Well? 264 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,163 I don't know. I don't know. 265 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:14,006 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Marty Ingles. 266 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,373 Hi, folks. 267 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,444 All right, all right, I'll tell you. Just stop torturing them. 268 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,691 Thank you. 269 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,358 Eliminate them and the family. 270 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,881 Next time on Freakazoid: 271 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:54,644 Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins. 272 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,345 You've got to change into the freak or we're all doomed. 273 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,490 I'm freaking out. 274 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,994 We got to find Guitierrez and stop him from activating the flaw. 275 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,654 Hey, Guitierrez. 276 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,061 Come on, come on. 277 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:15,001 Soon the world will be mine for the pickings. 278 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,735 On the next Freakazoid. 279 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:45,794 On paper, it was funny. 21135

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