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What's up, everyone? Caruso here and sitting with us once again. We're

welcoming back Aidan Joseph. Thank you for being here. Of course.

Always a pleasure to see you. Likewise.

How's life treating you?

Life is good. Yeah? Yeah. Chilling, going to school.

All that good stuff. All the good stuff.

Fantastic. Summer is upon us. I know. I'm so excited.

It's like getting hot out.

It's going to be a hot boy summer this year. A hot boy summer? Yeah. Or a hot

man summer?

You kind of like it all.

You're across the spectrum, right? Yeah, I'm pretty open-minded. I love that

about you.

And one of the things that I thought, I had this guy apply, and here's the weird

thing. I immediately thought of you when he applied, and the only reason I

thought of you is because you guys kind of look similar. Really?

Kind of similar body type, both furry, you know, because you keep that body

hair. I do. I love that about you. Thank you. Because so many young guys seem to

be shaving their bodies.

I don't get it. I don't get it either. But whatever.

So that was one of the things I thought was intriguing about him.

And so I have no idea how open-minded he is or whether he's willing to play along

with us today.

So I'm hoping you'll be able to help me convince him.

You know, I'll always do my best for you. I know. I appreciate that. You're

so accommodating. Yeah.

Which is good.

And, yeah, I would also be remiss if I didn't mention everybody out there

watching, just do me a favor. Give me that grin.

Give me that little smile, everyone.

I guarantee you that you just walk anywhere in the world, go into a bar and

do that smile, and everybody's looking at you, aren't they? You're going to

make me blush.

Enjoy it, though. That's a good thing.

There's definitely something that exudes from you. There's a personality that

comes out of you, and I like it. It's magnetic.

Thank you. Back at you. There you go.

So, he's upstairs with Sylvia. Let me run up and get him, and I'll be down,

and we'll see what happens today.

See what happens.

Let's do it. We'll get it done. Yeah, sounds good. All right, hang tight.

Good afternoon, Adrian.

Welcome to the studio. Come on in.

Let me introduce you. This is my buddy, Aiden.

Hey, how's it going? Aiden Adrian.

Try to say that fast ten times. You guys have very similar names.

So, Adrian.

Yes. Tell me a little bit about yourself, dude. How old are you, man?

I'm 23.

23. 23. I come from New York City.

New York City.

Yeah. Born and raised.

All right.

In the city? Like Manhattan?

Not Manhattan specifically, but one of the five boroughs. You're in the

boroughs. Well, now you're in what we call the sixth borough. Sixth. Do you

know what the sixth borough is? What's that? South Florida. South Florida.

Yeah, because, you know, everybody down here is from up there. It's true.

Right? So there's so many transplanted New Yorkers living down here in South

Florida. So I always call it the sixth borough.

Well, welcome.

What made you decide at this point, hey, I think I want to try to do some porn?

You know, just going to school, having the ability to pay.

Thought I'd try it out. I got you.

I feel like I've heard that story before.

This dude sitting right here.

Yeah.

Also going to school. Also has a bill to pay.

How old do you get? You're a little older. 26.

You're 26.

So he's got you by a couple years. But I get it, though.

Are you single or you got a girlfriend? I am single right now. I just broke up

with my girlfriend.

You just broke up. I'm sorry to hear that. Or is that a good thing?

Half and half.

Combination. Yeah, sometimes.

Good thing.

Bittersweet. Don't tell her. That's what they say, bittersweet.

Fuck her.

Maybe, I don't know.

I'm sure he has. Did she go to school with you?

No, no.

I don't know what she does, no.

You're not communicating, I got it. All right, cool.

What's your ideal type of girl? What are you like?

Honestly, big titties, big ass, nice personality, yeah.

Blondes, brunettes. Blondes, brunettes, all right.

My boy over here, he's an ass man too.

Completely. Big time.

How many girls have let you fuck them in the ass?

That's a hard sell.

It is a hard sell, right?

Probably like on one hand.

One finger. That means one.

So I ask only because, you know, the girl that we have coming in today, she's

pretty kinky. She likes it every which way. So that's a good thing.

Have you ever had a three-way?

I have not.

You have not?

So you watch a lot of porn though, right? I do. So you've seen tag team

action before?

Yeah, it's pretty hot.

Have you ever seen double penetration?

Yeah, I have. What do you think about that? Do you think you can do that?

Yeah, sounds like fun. I'm willing to give it a try.

You will? Cool, that's good. My boy Aiden over here, and like I said, she's

kinky. We love that. Yeah, she loves two dicks in one hole.

She's that kind of girl.

If she had more holes than we got guys, I'd have more guys in here. You never

know. But, you know, here's the deal, though.

I hope you don't mind me telling you. You're a good-looking dude.

Thank you. And I'm sure you're, like, banging it out and doing great at home

and never have any problems. But sometimes when guys come in and they

want to do porn and they get under these lights, sometimes the nerves take over a

little bit.

And you never know what's going to happen.

And the girls in this business, they have it easy. They get to walk in here

and they can fake it. Right? Right.

I don't know if you knew that or not, but they can.

But us dudes, we can't fake shit. We've got to get our dick card.

You ever had trouble getting your dick card?

No, not really. No? Okay, well, good.

Well, then, you'll probably pass this test.

We're going to put you through a little test right now. It's pretty simple.

I got that porn playing over there.

She's pretty hot, right?

Yeah. So, you can watch that porn, and if you can get your dick card with no

girl here, then I know you won't have any trouble when we bring her in.

And since you're going to be fucking her with my boy over here, he's going to get

naked, too. And if you can kind of tune that out, then I know you're golden.

Alrighty. Sound like a plan?

Sound like a plan.

Well, then welcome to the world of porn. Stand up. And they get fucking naked,

dudes. Just ignore me. I'll be floating around with this camera.

And if you need lube, by the way, there's lube on the table over there.

Some people like it.

Damn, she's going to be excited. She also loves guys that have body hair.

That's part of the reason I cast you to be with my boy over here. Because look

at the two of you. You're both like, you know, beasts.

I love it.

Do me a favor. Before you sit down, turn around.

You met Sylvia upstairs.

She loves guys' asses. Anybody ever compliment your ass?

Actually, a few people. Yeah. Go ahead and give it a little wiggle. Make her

day. There you go. All right. Have a seat on the couch.

Go ahead and work yourselves up, and we'll see if we can get this going

today.

It's interesting.

You like lube, huh?

I do. Yeah. Some guys who are uncut don't like it.

No, I like it. Yeah. And you don't like it. I don't. I prefer not using any.

Yeah. It's interesting.

Everybody's different.

Looks like you're not having any trouble.

You're pretty hard there, dude. Stand up for a second. Show that off.

Can you make it dance on its own?

Make it wiggle?

Yes.

You do that shit inside the girl, they fucking go crazy, dude. Right?

Yeah. Yeah.

I love it.

Well, shit, have a seat on the couch. Dude, you're not going to have any

trouble at all.

No. I love it.

And I know my boy over here, Aiden, he's going to be ready to go as soon as she

gets here because he's done quite a bit of work with us before already.

So here's the deal. You guys just keep watching that porn. I'm going to run up

and talk to Sylvia, see what's going on with our girl. If she's ready, I'll

bring her down and we'll get started. Cool?

Sounds good. All right. Hang tight. I'll be right back.

Are you excited?

Yeah.

Excited. Are you excited?

What's she like?

I don't think I've ever seen this one before.

No? But they're all kind of the fucking same.

Yeah. They're just like dick.

They're just like dick. Are you excited for like the DP?

Yeah. Honestly.

You said you've never done that before, right?

No. You never tried anal, either?

Um... I... Only, like, one or two girls let me fuck in the ass. It's different.

It's, like, it's tighter, but it's not as wet.

So, I know you said you don't, like, lube, but you gotta, like, lube it.

Otherwise, you'll literally break her.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah. I'm excited.

It's always fun when I get to do this.

And then it's, like, good for, like, school and shit, you know?

You guys good?

Yeah. I appreciate you.

Huh? She here?

Well, unfortunately, the answer to that question is a big fat fucking no.

Huh?

Yeah, I just came from upstairs. Sylvia was trying to get in touch with her

agent because she was supposed to be here.

And finally the agent called back and he's been trying to get in touch with a

girl all day and apparently she's MIA.

And it totally sucks because without a girl, you guys, I don't have a scene.

I'm fucking pissed because...

Hey, I really want to film something today.

That sucks.

It does suck.

I was ready.

I know.

You're both ready.

There's one other option, though. There is another way we could possibly film

something today.

You know how much I was going to pay you guys to have sex with her, right? Yeah.

What if I told you I could double your money?

How? How's that?

Well, I could offer you guys double the money if you two would be willing to

have sex with each other.

I'm open.

I mean, you're always open. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know.

I've got to think about that.

What's the problem?

I mean, I've been a little curious, but I don't, you know, I've never actually

tried it.

What do you mean curious? Have you ever, like, you thought about it, or?

Yeah, you know, I've had some attractive best friends.

Uh-huh. You know, when we were kids, we'd jerk off together.

Okay. So.

So you've done something with a guy.

I've never tried either.

I feel like it would be cool.

Not cool. I mean, I don't know. Like, it could be a disaster. But, I mean, like,

I've always wanted to experiment myself.

I don't know.

I mean, it's an option. Plus, it pays, like, you know, double the amount of

money you would to be with a girl. It's up to you guys.

We drove all the way here. We drove the hour here.

Yeah.

All right.

I'll give it a shot. You're willing?

I'll give it a shot.

Well, fuck.

I love it.

Why don't we start out easy? How about that? I'll leave the porn on too. You

can even look at that if it helps. Get a little closer together.

And since you said you jerked off with some buddies when you were younger, why

don't you start that way and kind of help each other out. Is it okay if I?

Yeah. Okay. There you go.

I'd say that feels pretty good, huh?

Yeah, not bad. You know, it feels better though, right?

Aiden, would you be willing to suck a dick?

Yeah. You would?

Yeah, I mean, I'm a little nervous, but yeah. Don't be nervous.

Okay.

How about you, Adrian?

Excited? Worth a shot, yeah.

It's pretty good, huh?

Yeah.

First time sucking cock, huh?

Seems like a natural.

Absolutely.

What about you? Do you think you can return the favor?

That's a big step.

I'm going to do like he did to you, dude.

You said you were curious.

I mean, fuck, look at your dick, it's so hard.

How do you like it?

Yeah, I can give it a shot.

You're good too.

Holy shit.

Do that again. He took it all the way deep.

You like that shit.

I'm not so good at it, but yeah, try.

That's impressive. Why don't you guys stand up for a second?

I'm going to do a little sword play.

I think something tells me his sword is going to win now.

You know what that's called?

What's that called? If you put your foreskin over his foreskin. Oh, my God.

It's called docking. You knew that.

I did.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. He knew that.

Docking. Like this?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

That's different.

That's fun, right?

Yeah, exactly.

It's fine once you touch him. Yeah?

Yeah.

Hmm, um well

Well,

hey, hey, hey,

yeah

Whoa. How did that happen?

That was nice.

What do you think, dude? Should we go to the next level?

What level is that?

Like fucking?

Yeah. Yeah?

Who's willing to take a dick?

I am a good sport.

You'll take one for the team. I will take one.

Yeah? You're going to let them fuck you?

I fucking love it.

I'm a little nervous, but...

Don't be nervous. I think we can do it. Why don't you get that lube?

Are you going to put that?

I guess right in its hole.

Yeah. Not many girls will let you do it.

I guess the guy would be the first one, huh?

First guy.

Maybe doggy?

Sure. Sounds good to me.

Oh, man.

Okay.

Nice and tight.

Yeah.

Nice and hard.

Yeah. Feels nice.

Not so different from pussies.

Oh, fuck me, right?

Thanks. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, that feels good.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck.

No, yeah, damn, dude.

Yeah, I want to, it feels so fucking good. Can we try, like, missionary?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go on your back, dude.

I'm excited.

Look at you, yeah.

That's my boy.

Like this?

Yeah.

Yeah,

fuck me.

What position do you like better, this one or the other one? I like them both.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Max, why don't you sit back?

I'm going to let you guys bust a nut.

Yeah? Yeah?

You want to lick his balls while he comes?

Of course.

Oh, I mean, yes. You do? Of course.

Lay back. Let's do it.

Damn. That felt so good.

Nice.

Yeah.

It's nice and creamy.

You ever taste your own cum?

Damn, my diet's good.

That's good?

Good protein.

Let's see if we can get Adrian over here to bust a nut.

Maybe his will taste good, too. You want to lick it? Yeah. Yeah, lick his balls.

Fuck. Fuck.

Damn,

you ate his cum.

How's that taste?

Tastes fucking good. Yeah?

Fuck yeah.

Holy shit.

How are you feeling?

Good. It's a new experience.

New experience, yeah?

Kind of fun, huh?

Yeah, I love it. I love it. Chris, I'm going to ask you a serious question.

Yeah, ask me.

Does this mean I'm a bottom?

Does it mean you're a bottom?

You know what it means?

What? Did it feel good?

Yeah. It means you're sexually adventurous.

Fuck yeah. I love it.

And you're now open-minded, dude. There we go.

Bros, I'm going to let you take a shower.

Fucking A. That was hot, guys.

We all made some money.

Yeah, we did. Yeah.

Everyone, it's Caruso, and we are after the shoot. We're going to have a little

chat here with Adrian and Aiden.

That's me. I know. You're Aiden. Aiden.

Right there.

Adrian.

So, Adrian, obviously today was a little different than kind of what we expected

when you got here. How are you feeling?

Good. I was a little nervous at first. Wasn't sure about it. Pretty confident

now. Confident. Yeah.

Confident at the time.

So what was the most appealing part of today for you? What did you like the

most? Probably my partner right here. Oh. This guy.

My heart.

That's not Aiden, you know. I was talking to him earlier before you got

here when you were upstairs with Sylvia. And I was talking about that. There's

like that little twinkle in his eye and a little smile that he can kind of get

whenever he wants. I don't know what you're talking about.

Right? I think that's true.

I think he's showing it now.

Exactly. Very charming.

Was there something that surprised you, like, you know, blowjob, anal, that,

like... Not so much. It's not that far off from with my ex-girlfriend.

And you said you thought about this before, so it had been in your mind. And

you jerked off with buddies when you were younger?

Yeah. Yeah, we'd go over someone's house.

Steal their parents' porn.

Yeah, you know, or on the computer.

So it's one of the things that lots of young dudes do. Yeah. Right?

For sure.

Talk to me, you guys, about the fact that you both have kept your body hair,

especially being in your 20s. Have you felt any pressure from, like, society

around you?

Like, what is that like for you? Or do you feel like, dude, this is how I'm

supposed to be?

Well, I feel like a lot of people, like, really like it. But then there's some

people that, like, will either, like, facetiously or, like, in jest be like,

you should shave it. Or, like, sometimes women, like, really prissy girls will be

like, oh, man, that's so gross.

But, like, I know that, like, my demographic, those people that I'm

attracted to, they love this shit. Right. So I'm keeping it. Plus, I did,

like, I was Robin for Halloween once, Caruso. Uh-huh. And I went all out and I

shaved everything.

Absolutely not. Never again. The growing back process was just so fucking itchy

and so terrible.

Yeah, yeah.

I remember. I did it once back in the 80s.

I did the whole shaving thing. No.

Never again.

No. I agree.

And I'm not as furry as you guys. A little bit, but not as much.

So what about you?

It was harder growing up, honestly.

At like 13, I probably had most of the chest hair. Wow, so you had puberty

young then. Yeah, so I got made fun of a lot by my friends.

They used to say I looked like pussy hair, to be honest with you.

So that was fun.

It wasn't until probably that I had sex for the first time that I realized no

one gives a fuck about your body hair. Or at least the people that you're

interested in.

Well, that's good. I mean, that's important.

You've got to be comfortable in your own skin and confident and all that.

Exactly, and that's how I am now.

And that's kind of how I feel about what we did today. Don't let anybody try to

label it.

People are so put into these little boxes. You're this, you're that, you're

whatever. Fuck that shit, you know?

You can just be confident in your skin. You're both over the age of 18. You're

adults.

It felt good, right?

Of course. You didn't hurt anyone, right?

So what the fuck? Why not?

I fully agree.

Keep your sexual horizons open. That's what I always say. Exactly.

And then, you know, then it's a good thing.

So would you do this again?

It looks like I might be, honestly.

Yeah. I'll be down a dark path.

There we go.

So what about the off-camera, too? Would you consider it?

Or just for the money?

Maybe. Honestly, you brought back those college feelings of vicariousness.

Well, there's nothing wrong with that. There we are.

Explore. That's what I say.

Speaking of exploring, let me ask you guys this question. It's just kind of a

fun one. If you could go exploring anywhere in the world tomorrow, money

was no object.

You could just do what you wanted. Where would you want to go and why?

I feel like I've been asked this before. Maybe I did ask you. Yeah, and I said

Rome because I'm on an ancient Rome kit. Yeah, that's right.

Oh, my God.

Is there like one particular part of ancient Rome that really intrigued you?

Honestly, when I said I'm an ancient Rome kick, I've really been into the

politics in ancient Rome. I could give a dissertation on the first filibuster

actually happened in ancient Rome.

The senators were fucking with each other.

Sorry, I'm such a dork, but I'm on an ancient Rome politics kick right now.

That's fun.

You could go back and go through the history in the archives over there and

find all kinds of cool stuff. I would be... I think I would cum.

Well, there you go, everyone.

Super turned on. How about yourself?

Probably Portugal.

Portugal? Yeah, that's where my family's from. Nice.

Very cool.

Lisbon, it looks like a beautiful place.

I can tell you from personal experience, I've been to Lisbon, and it is a lovely

port city.

Yeah, that's where my grandparents actually immigrated from. Do you speak

Portuguese at all? I don't. No? Unfortunately, my dad never told me.

That's tough. Sometimes it's a generational thing.

It is. I think it's more they didn't want us to know what they were saying.

I grew up in a house with a lot of Italians, so I understand.

You know, so when you're telling a story and then certain words are in a

different language, you kind of guess that it's not something good.

That's fine. Or we always learn all the bad words that we're not supposed to

say, right? Of course.

When I teach people Spanish, I always go for the bad words first.

There you go.

It's easy.

Well, listen, you guys, I appreciate you both being here today. I appreciate you

opening up your sexual horizons, so to speak.

I look forward to seeing you both again in the future.

Absolutely. We'll make some more magic.

Likewise. All right. Until next time, guys. Peace out. Ciao, ciao. Ciao.